50 Times People Were So Oddly Specific, They Sounded Suspicious

100% I would watch this!

That is an awesome plan

I did not see it going there.. I was thinking swap places so they all return the right car to right place, but they all insist they are the same person who left with it.

I promise gracelynns mom has a live laugh love sign.

Why would every woman fear late marriage? There's plenty who would applaud being able to marry at an age of their choosing instead of quite young. Then there's plenty who don't want to marry at all. I'll stick to checking for snakes, thank you.

Tf? We suddenly started playing Fallout when I wasn’t looking? Where’s my adorable canine companion and my power armour dammit!

Poor Brian. But I'm thinking maybe he deserved it?

I do this

I watch the credits like a silent salute to all the people who worked on the film but aren't on the screen. They will never know, but it's my way of honoring their work. Plus sometimes there's an extra scene.

We used to watch the end credits, just for inspiration while brainstorming mean names for each other to highlight our worst physical traits. Miss ya, Neck Biggers. Here's to you Chinny Rambaldi.

I don't often do this, but when I do I look for people with my last name or when it is not a Dutch movie, I look also for Dutch sounding names. Or generally for interesting names and job descriptions.

Sometimes I google them to find out what other movies they were in / worked on. especially if it is an older movie and now they got more famous.

I usta know someone whose life’s goal was to work at Pixar, and when he got the job, I was so happy for him! I’ve spent the past 30 or so years watching for his name in the credits and every movie, it gets listed earlier and earlier as (I assume) he’s been promoted. He’s the only one I can think of whose career I’ve gotten to watch progress without even seeing him! (Lemme tell you: it’s MEGA-cool!)

My husband and I like to look out for the comically sounding names or last names.

Yes!!

When I visited Los Angeles years (decades) ago, the entire theater audience would sit tight and read the credits, looking for people they knew. I wonder if they still do that?

Wait, what happened to the first two assistant bear trainers?

I look out for names I may like to use for a pen& paper roleplay character

I never skip credits

I do now!

Assistant Bear trainer #3 is now my dream job

I just look for the coolest names, longest names, funniest, etc.

I HAVE to acknowledge the Best Boy every time.

I always watch the end credits. There's bound to be another brownie receipe in one of them some day.

All the time!!!

In my teenage years, I used to keep a list of all the dolly grips in the movies I saw (sometimes they had repeat gigs!). Ah, those were the days…

I do this sometimes, but not always. I do get how much it means to them to get any recognition at all. RIP Clint Youngreen, animal trainer.

Yeah.

No but I will from now on.

Thanks to The Shining, I realized that when I watched old black and white movies, everyone in them is dead. Gave me a whole different perspective.

Yes, I watch all the credits as an apology to all the faceless behind the scenes people on behalf of those movie goers that leave 5 minutes before the movie actually ends. Why do they go that???

O.O. yes. Yes I have.

He does tho-

Gordon Ramsey does both. At once.

If you're really desperate, and the "one last drink before you go?" didn't work, leave the room and change into nightwear and return to the room and say "oh well, we're off to bed now."

In an already slightly moldy tub of yoghurt, sitting in the back of the fridge. But in view, only half obscured by a vaguely orange tupperware with some cheese and half a tomato in it, and maybe an almost empty jar of pickles. Stick your hand in there, agent Smith.

Forget astrological signs, tell me your childhood compulsive behaviour foreshadowing lifelong hangups. Mine was never being able to use video game powerups because I might regret not having them later.

Sushi rat = Ratshimi

Jeremy "Son of Lar"

My sister wrote this. She has an almost unhealthy love affair with all things that even vaguely resemble chickens.

AITA for laughing at this? :D

And maybe Ed Sheeran hears about the incident and writes a song dedicated to you!

I did something similar to prank one of my friends, but it was broccoli. She still talks about it, and has no idea it was me. I'll never tell.

me too! I am in an inn, there are shadowy figures everywhere. my flagon is full and my horse is being tended to...

My cat brought in a baby bird once, and I rescued it from the feline terrorist and nursed it back to health. I put it into a pizza box and named it Pizza.Two days later I released it back into the wild, and watched from the patio as a crow came and carried it away. But I knew the crows in the trees had babies. I was heartbroken but... that's nature. I am still unsure how I feel about that. Moral dilemma.

This is an American thing. Try telling someone how they can decorate their home or garden that they own in the UK and you won't get very far. You'd be laughed out of court.

Reminds me of the time I asked my supervisor to give me all my remaining holiday time just to get away from a toxic workplace as soon and for as long as possible. My first day back supervisor gives me a hearty "So you're relaxed and refreshed now that you're back after your break." no doubt expecting an enthusiastic eager beaver response. I just look him straight in eye and said deadpan "I'm back."