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Most of us have a small Ravenclaw inside of us, and we adore learning new things about the world, especially if they’re random facts that completely blow our minds. A lot of us are still spending loads of time working and studying from home, which leaves plenty of time for random browsing—so we’re picking up semi-useless but fun new facts about the world every day.

Like the fact the American Gothic painting shows a farmer and his daughter, not his wife. Or how Gandalf carries his pipe in his staff.

You’re probably aware of the ‘I was today years old’ jokes that people post online when they want to share something weird that they just learned with everyone. Well, these jokes have made a resurgence during the coronavirus lockdown, and there are plenty of new ones to make our jaws drop. 

Bored Panda has collected some of the best ‘I was today years old’ moments for you to enjoy (and to have random cool facts to drop during your next Zoom cocktail party), so scroll down for some truly weird facts that are true and don’t forget to upvote your faves.

#1

omynthe tweets about how mice like to crawl inside flowers to eat the pollen and sleep and picture of mice inside flower

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    todayyearsoldig tweets about KFC, and picture of KFC owner with person on his back

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    kitty.boom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read about it years ago, but didn't know they sent him a painting. That's cool and sweet too!

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    #4

    _youhadonejob1 tweets about screwdriver handles and picture of person using screwdriver

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This typically is not the best idea, though. Rather use a socket wrench with bits and operate it really carefully. Using special oils to loosen a screw firstbor to de-rust it can also help. Merr mere force likely destroy the screw!

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    #5

    soapachu tweets about aubergines and picture of aubergines

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that because I'm more familiar with the purple kind in the stores. I didn't know that that's how they grow. BTW, this is the white version. The purple version starts out purple from the beginning.

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    New Fact For Dog Lovers

    So, since we’re talking about random facts today, let’s share some other cool ones, shall we? For instance, did you know that one study found that dogs prefer to align themselves “along the North-South axis under calm magnetic field conditions” when they have to go number two? Researchers studied 70 dogs over two years, and this was the first time that magnetic sensitivity was proven in dogs. Science is weird and wonderful.

    #6

    SarahO_Connell tweets about owl legs and picture of owl and her legs

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owl: "Let go, how inappropriate!"

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    #7

    sassycrass tweets about measles completely erases body's immunological memory

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    Ani Archeron
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Measles targets memory cells?? Thanks to every scientist who ever put an ounce of thought into creating that life-saving vaccine.

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    #10

    yourpappalardo tweets about ampersand and pictures of ampersand

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    Old Weird Fact That Is True

    Another brain-melting fact is that there were fewer than 1.5k people living in Central Europe for significant periods of time during the Stone Age. Yeah, that sounds unbelievable. IFL Science made a great analogy about how you could fit all those people on a modern mid-sized cruise ship.

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    #11

    Shxperienced tweets about buttload and picture of wine barrels

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The English are unchallenged in having absurd units of measurement.

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    #12

    bakbakbakkerr tweets about turtles and picture of turtle inside

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    Not-so-MadMax
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, they really should talk to the people making cartoons. I have been gravely misinformed in my youth...

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    #13

    Jordan_Coombe tweets about how they X-ray small childrens and picture of x-ray children

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    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or do they all look like cabbage patch kids?

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    #14

    ColleenB123 tweets about cashews and picture of cashews growing

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    #15

    upstephanie tweets about toblerone and picture of toblerone box

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    Nash Nopper
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the city arms of Bern from Switzerland

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    A Modern, But Random, Cool Fact

    Speaking of modern times, if you’ve ever complained about TV ads being too long, just wait until you realize that Old Spice made a 14-hour promo. Their ad ran on December 18, 2018, in São Paulo, Brazil, and won the Guinness World Record for the longest TV ad ever. You can find the abridged version right here (don’t worry, it’s just over 3 minutes, not 3 hours long).

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    brokemycoccyx tweets about iPhone texting

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    ThatEricAlper tweets about American Gothic and portrait of farmer and his daughter

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The painter's sister Nan who modelled as the woman in the paintintg, perhaps embarrassed about being depicted as the wife of a man twice her age (modelled by a dentist), started telling people that Wood had envisioned the couple as father and daughter, not husband and wife. The painter Grant Wood himself remained vague on this point.

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    #19

    SheaCoulee tweets about voices of Musafa and pictures of Musafa, Sarabi and Kind and Queen Zamunda

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    3ke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew James Earl Jones and that was it

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    #20

    bryan_spoon tweets about why you don't park in front of fire hydrants and picture of car near fire hydrant

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not parking in front of a fire hydrant should be common sense.

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    A Source for More Daily Fun Facts

    The internet continually proves that there are still things for us to learn. Luckily, someone took the ‘I was today years old’ concept and created a whole project around it. This initiative regularly shares new facts on social media, mainly Facebook and X (formerly Twitter), and their dedicated website.

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    However, you can always check out Reddit for a daily dose of ‘I was today years old’ moments. Two groups, r/IWasTodayYearsOld and r/TodayYearsOld, are full of weird but true facts you might want to know about.

    #21

    Kokomothegreat tweets about hammerhead bat and picture of person holding hammerhead bat

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    Tardis42
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

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    #22

    gracebeverley tweets about loofahs and picture of loofahs

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    DE Ray
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you pick them young enough, they're edible.

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    #23

    JayyKess tweets about green and brown M&Ms and picture of green and brown M&Ms

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    Martti Laurson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is funny. I was just eating M&M's when reading this

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    #24

    TechConnectify tweets about word footage

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    David Jeu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This all make sense now. Btw love technology connections channel.:)

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    #25

    Sarahmcgphoto tweets about warning against going to sleep with a concussion and picture of woman holding her head

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    Flisey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told "bumped his head in the middle of the bed" was really "his wife killed him'. My grandmother was one dark woman

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    Got Your Own Fact to Share?

    Here at Bored Panda, we are always eager to learn. Have you ever had an 'I was today years old' moment? Share it with other Panda users and us. Whether it’s funny, cool, or downright strange, if you find it interesting, share it in the comments below!

    #26

    todayyearsoldig tweets about Bikini Bottom houses and picture of Bikini Bottom house and car mufflers

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    Untitled_Goose_Man
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old were you when you realized Bikini Bottom is under Bikini Atoll, where the US tested hundreds of nuclear weapons? Spongebob is a nuclear mutation

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    #27

    RavenElyseTV tweets about pasta spoon and picture of pasta with spoon

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have known this for ages but forget to do it and always ended up cooking more pasta than needed.

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    #28

    BitchItsSpice tweets about yellow watermelon and picture of yellow and red watermelons

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    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They taste identical, so don't bother going out of your way for it.

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    #29

    SITHBARNES tweets about Harisson Ford and Carrie Fisher

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    Untitled_Goose_Man
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Luke, aren't you supposed to be able to sense these things??

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    kevinddaly tweets about stock photo for the Mamma Mia! and picture of stock photo for Mamma Mia! and poster for Mamma Mia!

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    #32

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was today's years old when I realised the Tweet was actually from Monica Lewinskym

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    E Menendez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it also came from the Eminem song...

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    #34

    Today-Years-Old-People-Share-Facts

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    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know there was a plague outbreak in Manila in 1912! There was one around the same time in San Francisco.

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    Today-Years-Old-People-Share-Facts

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    Cori
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First it was cow farts. Now it's oyster farts. How poetic would it be if the final straw in humanity's fight for existence was flatulence? 'Well, they were hanging in there until they ramped up the oyster farming. All those oyster farts finally pushed them over the edge.'

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    #38

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    Missy Moo Moo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was today years old when I discovered these are called calderas and Yellowstone park is a big one with a semi solid magma pocket underneath it waiting for the hotter liquid magma pocket below it to infuse it with heat and liquify the subsurface pocket. About 20 years after that, it will erupt

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    Musashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've only seen the energizer bunny. And to think advertising executives make $200,000 + to copy each other's ideas. Lazy scum.

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    #43

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    Nica Thva
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was today years old when I found out that Hanna Montana is not a cartoon.

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    #45

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    Tony Aston
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An avenue is tree lined - a crescent loops back round

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    #48

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    Sian Edwards
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a miserable evil cow ages you horribly!

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    #49

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    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was today years old when i found out that was a person

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