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Damn, here we go again. You ended up downloading Tinder for the umpteenth time. You’re not sure why you keep doing it, but there’s something about that little red icon that makes you think maybe this time will be different. Despite some matches here and there, you still struggle to find the right words to start a conversation and do some good flirting without sounding cringe or utterly inappropriate. The truth is, Tinder conversations can be tough to start. You always feel like you’re just sending boring messages that don’t really mean anything.

But then, there are always those who are super good at it. The ones who know how to make you laugh through their pick-up line and get you interested in chatting with them. So how do they do it? What’s their secret conversation starter? We’ve searched the internet and put together this handy collection of the best Tinder pick-up lines and flirty jokes that will help you break the ice with your new match! Cheesy, dirty, funny, corny, smooth, cute: we have everything from A to Z!

#1

35 Of The Best Pick-Up Lines To Step Up Your Tinder Game I think I saw you on Spotify. You were listed as the hottest single.

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    #2

    Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

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    #3

    I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

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    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't work in the south, that comes off as an insult

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    #4

    Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.

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    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL... are there instructions in 15 languages?

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    #5

    35 Of The Best Pick-Up Lines To Step Up Your Tinder Game I’m researching important dates in history, do you want to be mine?

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    Piano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard this one before, but it's actually funny

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    #6

    I’m going to be honest with you. I swiped right 50% because you’re cute, and 50% because I love your dog. What’s his name?

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    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one works, but only best to use if you mean it. And not to bang a random person. This is not off of experience, only because it seems like an assholeish thing to do if you don’t mean it

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    #7

    We matched! Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?

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    Wendy wolever
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny and smart... Also sounds like something I'd say 😎😆

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    #8

    Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

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    #9

    35 Of The Best Pick-Up Lines To Step Up Your Tinder Game Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

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    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa might decide they are what Santa wants, too!

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    #10

    "Heard you like bad girls." "Well, I’m bad at everything.” *blink instead of wink*

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    Jason B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently bad at pickup lines too...

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    #11

    If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

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    #12

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

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    #13

    35 Of The Best Pick-Up Lines To Step Up Your Tinder Game Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

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    Just_A_Panda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They already took my license away :D

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    #14

    You sound busy but is there any chance of adding me to your to-do list?

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    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good chance... you're a chore, after all

    #15

    According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me. I’m thinking of ice skating and hot chocolate this week?

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    Piano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thermodynamics aside, ice skating and hot chocolate is an ideal date for me! No pick up line even needed!

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    #16

    Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

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    #17

    35 Of The Best Pick-Up Lines To Step Up Your Tinder Game Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.

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    Yada Yuki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh! I used this line on a chick in uni before and she actually showed up for the interview. Asked if I run a blog or something. Long story short, I ended up interviewing her because one, I was too disappointed at how ridiculous this was and second I couldn't just bail out all of a sudden yet I was at the cafe.

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    #18

    Just tell me you don’t clap after your plane lands, and we can go ahead and get married.

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    #19

    Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://

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    #20

    Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!

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    #21

    35 Of The Best Pick-Up Lines To Step Up Your Tinder Game I bet I know when your birthday is. October 10. Because you’re a 10/10.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly a pick-up line but I've always laughed at the "On a scale of 1-10 you're a 14 because you're basic"...a little science joke for you all lol

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    #22

    Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed-up things in the world? Like why is there a “D” in “fridge” but no “D” in “refrigerator”?

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    #23

    Your eyes are really beautiful, and I just had to tell you.

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    InfamousBerry34
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More a compliment than a pickup line but still works for me

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    #24

    Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

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    #25

    35 Of The Best Pick-Up Lines To Step Up Your Tinder Game Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

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    #26

    I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.

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    #27

    On a lazy Sunday: 1. Netflix all-day 2. Getting lost in a museum 3. Cuddling with me?

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    #28

    Pick a historical era, and I’ll try to come up with a pickup line related to that era.

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    Ashley Deane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like these kind of pick up lines. They're more involved and fun.

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    #29

    35 Of The Best Pick-Up Lines To Step Up Your Tinder Game I just bought kiss-proof lipstick, and I need a lab partner to test its claims. Are you in?

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    xXPlague_19Xx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how would it be kiss-proof? Does it have like pepper spray or lasers?

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    #30

    Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

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    Death
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but this cd tray only takes hard drives that don't crash after one session.

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    #31

    Choose a dream job: puppy photographer or pizza critic?

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    Rhe'Joyya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A ++ Ooh, that's a tough one there. You've got me @puppies! OR PiZZa?!?

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    #32

    What was the last song/movie/TV show you listened to and loved?

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    #33

    If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

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    #34

    35 Of The Best Pick-Up Lines To Step Up Your Tinder Game Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

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    #35

    What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pickup line.

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    #36

    Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?

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    #37

    Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

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    Peacemaker21
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... you're going to need a wingman :)

    #38

    Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

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    #39

    Waffles or pancakes? I need to know what you prefer for breakfast.

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    #40

    Hey, you’re beautiful. Can I tell you that again next Saturday over dinner?

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    #41

    Do you have a personality as intriguing as your eyes?

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    #42

    Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.

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    Ashley Deane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a blue eyed woman I hate the stupid phrases like these. There are so many corny and cheesy pick up lines that work better 😂

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    #43

    I haven't figured out if you're going to be the nicest person on my naughty list or the naughtiest person on my nice list.

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    #44

    I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.

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    #45

    If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

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    #46

    Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless

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    abby zeller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe unsharpened? A broken pencil has multiple points

    #47

    You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

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    Death
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must mean you already know the secrets

    #48

    Are you the COVID vaccine? Because I would never turn you down.

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    Jo (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if they were anti-vacser and you said this to them

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    #49

    Roses are red, violets are blue, Yoda I am, and go out with me will you?

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    #50

    You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.

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    #51

    A three-day weekend is coming up. Are you: a) Heading for the mountains. b) Going to the beach. c) Sleeping till noon. d) Partying all night.

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    #52

    They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?

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    Peacemaker21
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it's "I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

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    #53

    Your profile made me stop in my tracks.

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    #54

    Congratulations. You matched with the nerdiest (or any other self-deprecating adjective) guy on Tinder. To celebrate you’re awarded a drink at your bar of choice.

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    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this works better if you self deprecate or if you try to "sell yourself," I mean confidence is supposed to be good but overconfidence is bad, and self deprecation is supposed to be funny but doesn't always come off that way either

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    #55

    What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.

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    #56

    Just wanted to let you know, you have some cute on your face.

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    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah, this one's kind of dorky but I like it

    #57

    If you could be any comic book character, who would you be?

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    Death
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Batman, he has all the knowledge.

    #58

    What’s your definition of a good weekend?

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    #59

    Are you a meme? Because I’d like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do.

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    #60

    "Hello" *pretends to be a waiter* – "Here’s your icebreaker garnished with awkwardness."

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    Napo Allenius-Tapiovaara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soon there will be the weird *looks at you with sad puppy eyes" and other animal c**p.. 🙄

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    #61

    You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.

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    #62

    I want our love to be like the number Pi. Irrational and never-ending.

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    #63

    I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks too!?

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    #64

    If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!

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    #65

    If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

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    Death
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't work in the same place twice.

    #66

    I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

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    #67

    Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

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    #68

    I thought happiness started with an “h,” but I guess it actually starts with “u.”

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    Arctic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the persons name Starts with H, You could also say "Huh, I knew Happiness starts with an H!"

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    #69

    Are you my laptop? Because you’re really hot and I’m concerned.

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    #70

    I guess the pandemic is far from over because your smile is contagious.

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    Claire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww that's actually really wholesome

    #71

    (Lime emoji) "This is my pick-up lime." "How are you?"

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    Adam L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd need some 🫒 to use that one

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    #72

    Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts? That’s the spirit!

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    #73

    So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you, but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with anything.

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    #74

    Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?

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    #75

    If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a) American pancakes b) French crèpes c) Waffles d) Omelet e) Something else?

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    #76

    Send me your favorite GIF so I get to know you better?

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    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that would be embarrassing, but that's a great conversation starter, I might actually need to remember this one

    #77

    Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.

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    #78

    Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you—drinks this week?

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    #79

    Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

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    Metallicd3ath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always came off as arrogant and stuff entitled to me

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    #80

    You look like you love a good adventure! What’s one of the best ones you’ve had so far?

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    Metallicd3ath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have to describe a video game and see if they catch on

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    #81

    If you were a dessert, what would you be?

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    #82

    Two truths and a lie! Go!

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    Death
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mario & Luigi, Ratchet & Clank, Jak & Daxter

    #83

    Are you Wi-Fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.

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    #84

    I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

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    #85

    I was wondering if you had an extra heart… Because mine was just stolen.

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    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to ask for my heart back, but you can keep it if you want

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    #86

    All I'm missing is the little spoon.

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    #87

    Dog person or cat person? There is only one right answer.

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    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I'm wrong then (I couldn't pick)

    #88

    Phew! I almost swiped left and had a heart attack! Saved it at the last minute!

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    #89

    Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.

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    Ashley Deane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk there's something a little gross about this. I'd be like.. um.. now I'm just thinking about blood and DNA and all kinds of different things 😂

    #90

    Is there a magnet in here? Because I'm attracted to you.

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    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one always confused me. Are you saying you're made of ferrous metal? Too literal, I guess

    #91

    Do you play soccer? You look like a keeper.

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    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a position in soccer? Is it another word for goalie I've never heard of?

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    #92

    Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid? We both want to be part of your world.

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    #93

    My BBQ is broken, could you have a look at it? Oh, I thought you might be able to help, being smoking hot yourself and all.

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    #94

    Top 3 dog breeds, go! (Schnauzer, Poodle, Golden Retriever of course).

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    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a random assortment there.

    #95

    Are we, like, married now?

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    #96

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?

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    #97

    I don’t normally contact people on this, but I find you very intriguing.

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    #98

    I wasn’t always religious. But I am now because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

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    #99

    I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!

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    #100

    What’s a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number?

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    Death
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect Gentlemen indeed

    #101

    I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

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    #102

    I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into a lethal conversation.

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    #103

    I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but from what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy.

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    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crazy, yes, but beautiful, also mostly yes

    #104

    If you could any famous artist (dead or alive) to paint your portrait, who would it be?

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    Mosheh Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people would prefer one that is alive...

    #105

    Tell me, what can I say to impress you?

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    #106

    I can’t believe we’ve known each other for a minute and still haven’t exchanged numbers.

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    #107

    Are you the square root of 1? Because you seriously can’t be real!

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    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the square root of 1... Just 1? You're thinking square root of -1

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    #108

    So, are you the kind I’d find climbing mountains and acing the diamond slopes, or chilling on the beach with a glass of wine?

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    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this sort of question answered in most profiles?

    #109

    How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice

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    #110

    Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend.

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    Death
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone did this once and felt like all that courage was wasted because the guy didn't get it.

    #111

    I’d tell you you’re cute, but someone else probably did that already, so you describe yourself in three emojis instead!

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    #112

    Cheesy chat-up line, gif war, or blind date?

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    #113

    Roses are red. You’re cute as a duck. Let’s go on a date. And then we can cuddle.

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    #114

    If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!

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    #115

    Somebody better call heaven, because they’re missing an angel.

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    #116

    Hi, I love your profile picture! Where was it taken?

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    #117

    Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those eyes.

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    #118

    There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!

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    Death
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saving this one for a girlfriend.

    #119

    If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

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    #120

    Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you?

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    #121

    Did you fall in a pile of sugar? You’re looking super sweet.

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    #122

    Are you a gardener? I like your tulips.

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    #123

    Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?

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    #124

    Do you like bagels? Because you’re bae goals.

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    #125

    Guess what my clothes are made of? Oh, cotton mostly.

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    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there another way to answer this that makes this answer funny?

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    #126

    Damn, you’re a knockout. Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool?

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    #127

    My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.

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    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, really? Like I'm not a grown man I still listen to mommy? Sounds like a creep to me.

    #128

    You look like trouble. I like it.

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    #129

    On a scale of one to the United States of America, how free are you for drinks this evening?

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    Wild Bill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is s good way to sort out the conspirators and people who think there are chips in the vaccines

    #130

    Did you do something to my eyes? Because I can’t take them off you.

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    #131

    On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.

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    #132

    I can’t cook good lasagna, but I can cook great lasagna.

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    #133

    You’re sweeter than 3.14. Tell me I just won the cheesy pickup line competition?

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    #134

    Can I have your Netflix password?

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    #135

    Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

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    #136

    Not much of a bio, you mind if I lightening round you a couple questions.

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    #137

    You’re so coming over to watch Game of Thrones and making out… popcorn’s on me!

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    #138

    Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!

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    #139

    If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

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    #140

    What's the most embarrassing thing I'll find if I Google you?

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    Death
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My internet history probably.

    #141

    Did you survive the Avada Kadavra curse? Because you're drop-dead gorgeous.

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    #142

    70% of the human body is made of water, and I'm thirsty!

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    Madame Writer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure how I feel about this one...

    #143

    Are you from space? Because you’re out of this world good-looking.

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    #144

    Do you like cheese? Would you like to brie with me?

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    #145

    Are you German? I’d like to be Ger-man!

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    Wild Bill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cries in self disappointment cause I didn't use this on the German I dated*

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    #146

    Are your parents bakers? They sure made a cutie pie.

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    #147

    Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

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    #148

    You’re seriously hot. And I’m seriously happy we matched.

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    #149

    Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

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    #150

    Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

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    #151

    I almost gave up on Bumble, but then I saw your profile.

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    #152

    I think my phone’s busted. It keeps telling me it doesn’t have your number.

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    #153

    If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good-looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date.

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    #154

    Are you my last 1099 check? Because I want 100% of you.

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    #155

    Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.

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    #156

    If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one.

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    #157

    Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?

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    #158

    Come on. Be honest: how many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?

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    xXPlague_19Xx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gives off like kinda creepy vibes tbh. I don't like the vibes this gives off at all.

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    #159

    Tell me: what must I do to get from “you matched” to “you saw each other naked.” Help a guy out here!

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    #160

    Your profile just made my geeky glasses fall off my nose. Hot damn, girl!

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    #161

    You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

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    #162

    I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

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    #163

    If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!

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    #164

    I’m really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

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    #165

    You must be jelly 'cause jam don’t shake like that.

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    #166

    Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

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    #167

    Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

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    #168

    Sorry it took me so long to message, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.

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    #169

    All your pics came through at a 45-degree angle. Guess you’re acute-y.

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    #170

    Is your Bluetooth enabled? I feel like we could pair.

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    #171

    Hey, I need some directions and it looks like you know how to get to pretty city.

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    #172

    Should we mix things up and get dessert before dinner?

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    #173

    You’re seriously cute, but here’s the dealbreaker: do you, or do you not eat marmite?

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    #174

    Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!

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    #175

    You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick because we're a match!

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    #176

    Do you have 11 protons? Because you're Sodium fine.

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    #177

    Do you ever wear fishnets? Because you’re a real catch.

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    #178

    Do you have an Instagram? My mom always told me to follow my dreams.

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    #179

    Don’t tell me your name. I’ve decided to just call you mine.

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    #180

    Let’s get ready to Bumble!

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    #181

    Forget hydrogen. You should be the number one element!

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    #182

    If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.

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    #183

    I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.

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    #184

    What are the chances that I see you naked tonight?

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    #185

    Being a perfect gentleman I’m trying hard not to picture you naked. So help me out by distracting me: what’s the best vacation you ever had?

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    #186

    Are you a sea lion? ‘Cause I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.

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    #187

    Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.

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    Bravo6Two
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a stereotype we need to support, come on.

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    #188

    I’m already picturing you naked. So what can I do to impress you so much that I actually get to see you naked?

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    #189

    You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.

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    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little *too* creepy here imo