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I work in marketing, so I see a lot of stock photos. I thought it would be fun to add animals and descriptions to some of the strange images I found.

So I did that, every day during the month of May.

More info: Instagram

#1

"Mittens No!"

"Mittens No!"

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Laugh Fan
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mittens thoroughly enjoyed watching the human bounce down the stairs and realised with delight how much he was looking forward to his holiday in Rome. First stop, the Spanish Steps.

Cora Fields
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not again Mittens! He's just doing his job.

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    #2

    Gerald Had Been Feeding The Gator For Years, Never Once Thinking It Odd That It Lived At A Park, In Vermont

    Gerald Had Been Feeding The Gator For Years, Never Once Thinking It Odd That It Lived At A Park, In Vermont

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    Bobbi Newell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be a heartwarming family movie!

    Alicia Chibuike
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did make a movie like this. Lake Placid. Not so heartwarming but a classic.

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    Coco!
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it didn't have the gator, I would think he was praising the burger for how delicious it is.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a pet that escaped. Looks like the old man is keeping him well fed.

    Susann Campbell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have medication for this but I don't think I would take it because that is one cute gator and I would miss him and I'm sure he would miss me. Okay that makes me want to cry, gator without it's daily treat and wondering why.

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gerald was seconds away from a nasty end as the gator realised that he had, yet again, failed to get her favourite burger.

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    #3

    "I Just Wanted To Say I'm Sorry For Trying To Ride You At My Brother's Kentucky Derby Party." It Wasn't The First Time Zack Had Heard This Apology

    "I Just Wanted To Say I'm Sorry For Trying To Ride You At My Brother's Kentucky Derby Party." It Wasn't The First Time Zack Had Heard This Apology

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    JMQ
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f**k. I have so many questions right now.

    Grumble o'Pug
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's his brother, you need to go back a few branches on the equid family tree, buddy.

    Susann Campbell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a lot of people just don't have the insight to imagine a world with talking animals and the things between people and animal that could and probably should be said . If animals talked , why not invite them to a party or just know that they will be there.

    #4

    "Now, Just Loosen The Nut I'm Shining My Light On. Jessica, Are You Paying Attention? Where's Your Other Glove?"

    "Now, Just Loosen The Nut I'm Shining My Light On. Jessica, Are You Paying Attention? Where's Your Other Glove?"

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    Diver Driver
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very stupid stock photo. Thank heaven for the rabbit.

    - H I D D E N -
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a mechanical engineer, I can confirm, we like to wipe about 3-4 fingerprints of grease on our faces before getting to work.

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    Cassie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The deliberate grease smudges, but her hands are pristine clean. *eyeroll*

    BlackestDawn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is why she only has one glove, the missing one was used for the smudging and is in the wash.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jessica has probably never used a tool in her life.

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ring and earrings are computers letting her know what is wrong and how to fix it. She named them Rabbit or Rodger and then this Rabbit shows up to work to make it look official and Rodger R. is taking her out after work. So there.

    Diver Driver
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW ok then.... can I have some of what you are smoking?

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    anarkzie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I love about this photo is the conflicting interest, on one hand they want her to look beautiful and fully made up and on the other they want her to look grubby so they smeared her arms added four finger print marks to her face.

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jessica was determined to live a normal life. She slipped through the disused passageway and out of the castle late one night, and never looked back. But the forest creatures' natural attraction to her threatened to expose her true identity - until Wrenchhare came along. As her partner, he kept the other animals away, taught her a useful trade, and advised her to disguise her beauty to help avoid detection. She's not very skilled at camouflage, and her insistence on still wearing jewelry poses a constant problem. Will Wrenchie be able to help his friend keep herself hidden? Or will Jessica unwittingly expose herself as a Disney princess?

    Rachel Lowrie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest I have thought about making a YouTube channel where I videos about simple car repairs etc while dressed in ridiculously formal or frothy dresses. The idea of course to show people that oil changes etc are not that messy if you are prepared and doing them yourself is very easy and can save you money. I would not be this woman and I have a small dog not a rabbit.

    Max
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psst! Safety never takes a holiday. Put some safety glasses on ma'am

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's definitely left-hand thread...

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    #5

    "Seriously Karen!?"

    "Seriously Karen!?"

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    Coco!
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know if flipping your hair like that it actually possible. I have tried it a bunch of times, and yet I still have to spend half a hour brushing all the tangles out afterwards.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do it the easy way. Use PS like here.

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    #6

    Busted Again. Rachel Was Not A Fan Of Her New Step Dad

    Busted Again. Rachel Was Not A Fan Of Her New Step Dad

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    Nadja Lambacher
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    octodad! *annoyed octopus noise*

    Bob 2.0
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit, you beat me to making that reference. *furious blurbling*

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    Sarcasticow
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    7 years ago

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    What about woman role? Rich mom? Grandmom? Older sister? Stepmom?

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    Echo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I saw was the laptop with no logo on it.

    #7

    "I Keep Scaring You, I'm Sorry. I Can Ask The Principal To Give You A New Locker Buddy"

    "I Keep Scaring You, I'm Sorry. I Can Ask The Principal To Give You A New Locker Buddy"

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    Luala Dy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is actually a very nice picture, why make fun of it?

    #8

    "Wait! Stop! That Is Not How You're Supposed To Do Vr!" No One Ever Listened To Henry

    "Wait! Stop! That Is Not How You're Supposed To Do Vr!" No One Ever Listened To Henry

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    Person2638
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this an actual photo?

    Lulik
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.esighteyewear.com/ <- those glasses! =D

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this one was ever intended to end well...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because everything he says is Bull.

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    #9

    Even The Pigeons? This Was The Last Time Antonio Trusted His Roommate On Fashion

    Even The Pigeons? This Was The Last Time Antonio Trusted His Roommate On Fashion

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    #10

    "Boy This Really Hits The Spot, Thanks For Sharing. Hey, I Mentioned That My Saliva Is Super Toxic Right? No? Oh... You'll Probably Be Fine"

    "Boy This Really Hits The Spot, Thanks For Sharing. Hey, I Mentioned That My Saliva Is Super Toxic Right? No? Oh... You'll Probably Be Fine"

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    #11

    Jeff Knew He Should Be Happy For The Work, But These Toddler Birthday Parties Were Embarrassing

    Jeff Knew He Should Be Happy For The Work, But These Toddler Birthday Parties Were Embarrassing

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    Rainbow screen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One question.... What's the real pic I'm kinda worried..

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's had trouble getting work since Toys "R" Us closed.

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Why put a kid on That vertebra ? What am I going to tell the Chiropractor this time?

    LoneWolfie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would make absolutely no sense without the giraffe..

    Austin Light
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was drawing the giraffe I noticed two adult fingers at the baby's foot. So I guess it's a stock photo of someone throwing a child in the air? Weird.

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    earringnut
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so that's what he's doing now

    #12

    "Oh...uh, Don't Worry. I'm Actually A Very Talented Chef. I'm, Uhh, Here To Make You Better At Cooking Or Whatever." Larry Chuckled. It Was Astonishing How Many Humans Fell For This

    "Oh...uh, Don't Worry. I'm Actually A Very Talented Chef. I'm, Uhh, Here To Make You Better At Cooking Or Whatever." Larry Chuckled. It Was Astonishing How Many Humans Fell For This

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    #13

    Most Humans Choose Flight, Not Fight, When Seeing A Snake, Which Is Why Mortimer Was Wholly Unprepared To Meet Allie, Who Chose Both

    Most Humans Choose Flight, Not Fight, When Seeing A Snake, Which Is Why Mortimer Was Wholly Unprepared To Meet Allie, Who Chose Both

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    #14

    "Okay, Apply These Drops To Your Ears And Then Apply This Koala To A Eucalyptus Tree." "What?" "I'm Just Reading What Your Doctor Wrote Lady"

    "Okay, Apply These Drops To Your Ears And Then Apply This Koala To A Eucalyptus Tree." "What?" "I'm Just Reading What Your Doctor Wrote Lady"

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    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll put most kinds of drops in my ears if I get a free koala!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even a Pharmacist has trouble reading a Doctor's handwriting.

    #15

    What Does The Fox Say? "Joe, The Saw! Eyes On The Saw!"

    What Does The Fox Say? "Joe, The Saw! Eyes On The Saw!"

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joe: "Oh, I've got 10 fingers. I can spare 1!"

    Max
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safety glasses on your eyes Joe!

    #16

    It Was On Their Third Date, When There Was Zero Percent Chance Of Rain, That Seymour Realized Anaya Wasn't Joking About Taking Her Umbrella Everywhere

    It Was On Their Third Date, When There Was Zero Percent Chance Of Rain, That Seymour Realized Anaya Wasn't Joking About Taking Her Umbrella Everywhere

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    Susann Campbell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rain, snow, sunshine even dark outside , don't be caught without your umbrella and a towel.

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    #17

    "So It Looks Like You Drank... Your Entire Mini Bar... Every Day Of Your Five Day Stay." "Yeah... Sandy Can Really Hold Her Liquor"

    "So It Looks Like You Drank... Your Entire Mini Bar... Every Day Of Your Five Day Stay." "Yeah... Sandy Can Really Hold Her Liquor"

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    #18

    "We Made Eye Contact While I Put My Headphones On, And He's Still Talking?" Greg Was Starting To Wonder If The Rhino Had Ever Worked In An Office Before

    "We Made Eye Contact While I Put My Headphones On, And He's Still Talking?" Greg Was Starting To Wonder If The Rhino Had Ever Worked In An Office Before

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet he's like that on the tube! Don't meet anyone's eyes!

    #19

    "I Can't Help It If People Want To Keep Buying Me Drinks." "If You Get Tipsy And Fall Off, You're On Your Own." Ladies Night Was Not Going Well For Sarah And Her New Roommate

    "I Can't Help It If People Want To Keep Buying Me Drinks." "If You Get Tipsy And Fall Off, You're On Your Own." Ladies Night Was Not Going Well For Sarah And Her New Roommate

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    Virginia Gould
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sloth would be the best wing-woman ever!

    Susann Campbell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you bathe them and rinse them in a very good smelling rinse and then comb their hair and make sure that the room mate used the bathroom at least two days before you go out. Then yes to Virginia. LOL

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! No one's buying drinks for Sarah?

    #20

    Was Ed Really Going To Let Mark Take The Fall For Maxing Out Julie's Credit Card On Fortnite V-Bucks? Yes. Yes He Was

    Was Ed Really Going To Let Mark Take The Fall For Maxing Out Julie's Credit Card On Fortnite V-Bucks? Yes. Yes He Was

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame on you, Ed! She needs that money to buy some new jeans without holes in them.

    #21

    The Ref Checked The Rules And The Blue Tornadoes' Coach Was Right: There Was Nothing In There About Swans, Or Flying

    The Ref Checked The Rules And The Blue Tornadoes' Coach Was Right: There Was Nothing In There About Swans, Or Flying

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    Susann Campbell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine all the people living for today and then along comes a duck to M*uck it up.

    #22

    Normally Peepers Wouldn't Mind Sitting In The Park With Angela While She Sulked, But This Was Her Fifth Break Up In A Month. Also, It Was Already Thursday And He Still Hadn't Watched This Week's Westworld

    Normally Peepers Wouldn't Mind Sitting In The Park With Angela While She Sulked, But This Was Her Fifth Break Up In A Month. Also, It Was Already Thursday And He Still Hadn't Watched This Week's Westworld

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but he's a loyal friend.

    #23

    "What Are Ya Looking At?" "I Swear To God, Jerome, If You Put Mayonnaise On My Slide Again..."

    "What Are Ya Looking At?" "I Swear To God, Jerome, If You Put Mayonnaise On My Slide Again..."

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    #24

    Sure, Clyde Only Averaged About Two Strokes Per Race, But By God, He Made Them Count

    Sure, Clyde Only Averaged About Two Strokes Per Race, But By God, He Made Them Count

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    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Clyde said, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have put the Hare at the helm.

    #25

    Little Known Fact About Platypuses: They Love Capitalism. Those Critters Are Super Good At Business

    Little Known Fact About Platypuses: They Love Capitalism. Those Critters Are Super Good At Business

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    Jef Bateman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this guy's speech: "If I can survive evolutionary pressure, you can survive a little economic competition."

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "All for one, and one for all!"

    Savant
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    7 years ago

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    CAPITALISM v.s. COMMUNISM : THE FIRST GREAT BATTLE OF THE NEW AGE

    #26

    "I'm Telling You Man, A Couple Of Tranquilizers, A Cozy Spot In The Cargo Bay-Its The Best Way To Fly"

    "I'm Telling You Man, A Couple Of Tranquilizers, A Cozy Spot In The Cargo Bay-Its The Best Way To Fly"

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    #27

    This Wasn't The First Time The Producers Of The Jersey Shore Were Unsure About A New Cast Member

    This Wasn't The First Time The Producers Of The Jersey Shore Were Unsure About A New Cast Member

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    #28

    Another Triple Bogey. Derrick Was Starting To Question The Authenticity Of His Caddy's Experience

    Another Triple Bogey. Derrick Was Starting To Question The Authenticity Of His Caddy's Experience

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    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's experienced! He knows that caddying is pretty boring.

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sure, blame the caddy... Awwwyeah, Candy Crush bonus! Hmmm, guess I'd better Google 9 irons... Naaaah..."

    #29

    And There She Went, Favoring Bryce's Plan Again. Reggie Knew It Was A Bad Idea To Let Susan's Son Join The Gang

    And There She Went, Favoring Bryce's Plan Again. Reggie Knew It Was A Bad Idea To Let Susan's Son Join The Gang

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    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look the smug kid's plan is never going to work! You know it Susan! We have to wear the eye masks!

    #30

    "You Know My Trunk Is Like A Built In Selfie Stick Right?" "Yeah, But...sometimes Your Trunk Is Wet, So..." "Just Take The Stupid Picture Ted"

    "You Know My Trunk Is Like A Built In Selfie Stick Right?" "Yeah, But...sometimes Your Trunk Is Wet, So..." "Just Take The Stupid Picture Ted"

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    #31

    Horatio Noticed His Customers Were Far More Likely To Buy If They Had To Physically Carry Him Around The Lot While They Shopped. His Human Coworkers Saw Less Success With This Approach

    Horatio Noticed His Customers Were Far More Likely To Buy If They Had To Physically Carry Him Around The Lot While They Shopped. His Human Coworkers Saw Less Success With This Approach

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horatio is so cute, I'd definitely buy a used car from him.

    #32

    "I Said, 'Of Course I Have A Backup, I'm A Hedgehog.' Get It? Hedge." Pete Was Convinced The Problem With His Jokes Was The Volume, Not The Content. He Just Needed To Project More, That Was All

    "I Said, 'Of Course I Have A Backup, I'm A Hedgehog.' Get It? Hedge." Pete Was Convinced The Problem With His Jokes Was The Volume, Not The Content. He Just Needed To Project More, That Was All

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    Jef Bateman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The secret to puns is not just volume, but repetition. Most people don't laugh the first ten or twenty times they hear one. This is the one lesson I have learned being a dad.