I work in marketing, so I see a lot of stock photos. I thought it would be fun to add animals and descriptions to some of the strange images I found.

So I did that, every day during the month of May.

More info: Instagram

#1 "Mittens No!"

"Mittens No!"

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glowworm2 10 months ago

Damn it, Mittens!

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#2 Gerald Had Been Feeding The Gator For Years, Never Once Thinking It Odd That It Lived At A Park, In Vermont

Gerald Had Been Feeding The Gator For Years, Never Once Thinking It Odd That It Lived At A Park, In Vermont

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Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal 10 months ago

This picture makes NO SENSE without the gator!

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#3 "I Just Wanted To Say I'm Sorry For Trying To Ride You At My Brother's Kentucky Derby Party." It Wasn't The First Time Zack Had Heard This Apology

"I Just Wanted To Say I'm Sorry For Trying To Ride You At My Brother's Kentucky Derby Party." It Wasn't The First Time Zack Had Heard This Apology

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JMQ 10 months ago

What the fuck. I have so many questions right now.

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#4 "Now, Just Loosen The Nut I'm Shining My Light On. Jessica, Are You Paying Attention? Where's Your Other Glove?"

"Now, Just Loosen The Nut I'm Shining My Light On. Jessica, Are You Paying Attention? Where's Your Other Glove?"

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Diver Driver 10 months ago

That is a very stupid stock photo. Thank heaven for the rabbit.

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#5 "Seriously Karen!?"

"Seriously Karen!?"

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Kelly Horrigan 10 months ago

ahahahaa Karen

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#6 Busted Again. Rachel Was Not A Fan Of Her New Step Dad

Busted Again. Rachel Was Not A Fan Of Her New Step Dad

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Nadja Lambacher 10 months ago

octodad! *annoyed octopus noise*

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#7 "I Keep Scaring You, I'm Sorry. I Can Ask The Principal To Give You A New Locker Buddy"

"I Keep Scaring You, I'm Sorry. I Can Ask The Principal To Give You A New Locker Buddy"

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Grumble o'Pug 10 months ago

Bats Rule!!!

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#8 "Wait! Stop! That Is Not How You're Supposed To Do Vr!" No One Ever Listened To Henry

"Wait! Stop! That Is Not How You're Supposed To Do Vr!" No One Ever Listened To Henry

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Person2638 10 months ago

How is this an actual photo?

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#9 Even The Pigeons? This Was The Last Time Antonio Trusted His Roommate On Fashion

Even The Pigeons? This Was The Last Time Antonio Trusted His Roommate On Fashion

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Mihran' Hovnanian 10 months ago

Oh come on!! The shoes even match the skateboard!! These pigeons need to grow up!

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#10 "Boy This Really Hits The Spot, Thanks For Sharing. Hey, I Mentioned That My Saliva Is Super Toxic Right? No? Oh... You'll Probably Be Fine"

"Boy This Really Hits The Spot, Thanks For Sharing. Hey, I Mentioned That My Saliva Is Super Toxic Right? No? Oh... You'll Probably Be Fine"

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Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal 10 months ago

She DOES look annoyed at that ice cream cone

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#11 Jeff Knew He Should Be Happy For The Work, But These Toddler Birthday Parties Were Embarrassing

Jeff Knew He Should Be Happy For The Work, But These Toddler Birthday Parties Were Embarrassing

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Rainbow screen 10 months ago

One question.... What's the real pic I'm kinda worried..

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#12 "Oh...uh, Don't Worry. I'm Actually A Very Talented Chef. I'm, Uhh, Here To Make You Better At Cooking Or Whatever." Larry Chuckled. It Was Astonishing How Many Humans Fell For This

"Oh...uh, Don't Worry. I'm Actually A Very Talented Chef. I'm, Uhh, Here To Make You Better At Cooking Or Whatever." Larry Chuckled. It Was Astonishing How Many Humans Fell For This

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Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal 10 months ago

Don't go to work stoned bruh

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#13 Most Humans Choose Flight, Not Fight, When Seeing A Snake, Which Is Why Mortimer Was Wholly Unprepared To Meet Allie, Who Chose Both

Most Humans Choose Flight, Not Fight, When Seeing A Snake, Which Is Why Mortimer Was Wholly Unprepared To Meet Allie, Who Chose Both

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Savant 10 months ago

*roblox death sound*

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#14 "Okay, Apply These Drops To Your Ears And Then Apply This Koala To A Eucalyptus Tree." "What?" "I'm Just Reading What Your Doctor Wrote Lady"

"Okay, Apply These Drops To Your Ears And Then Apply This Koala To A Eucalyptus Tree." "What?" "I'm Just Reading What Your Doctor Wrote Lady"

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Laugh Fan 10 months ago

I'll put most kinds of drops in my ears if I get a free koala!

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#15 What Does The Fox Say? "Joe, The Saw! Eyes On The Saw!"

What Does The Fox Say? "Joe, The Saw! Eyes On The Saw!"

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ADHORTATOR 10 months ago

and keep your hands off!

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#16 It Was On Their Third Date, When There Was Zero Percent Chance Of Rain, That Seymour Realized Anaya Wasn't Joking About Taking Her Umbrella Everywhere

It Was On Their Third Date, When There Was Zero Percent Chance Of Rain, That Seymour Realized Anaya Wasn't Joking About Taking Her Umbrella Everywhere

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Susann Campbell 10 months ago

Rain, snow, sunshine even dark outside , don't be caught without your umbrella and a towel.

#17 "So It Looks Like You Drank... Your Entire Mini Bar... Every Day Of Your Five Day Stay." "Yeah... Sandy Can Really Hold Her Liquor"

"So It Looks Like You Drank... Your Entire Mini Bar... Every Day Of Your Five Day Stay." "Yeah... Sandy Can Really Hold Her Liquor"

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Galaxii 10 months ago

lol

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#18 "We Made Eye Contact While I Put My Headphones On, And He's Still Talking?" Greg Was Starting To Wonder If The Rhino Had Ever Worked In An Office Before

"We Made Eye Contact While I Put My Headphones On, And He's Still Talking?" Greg Was Starting To Wonder If The Rhino Had Ever Worked In An Office Before

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Laugh Fan 10 months ago

Bet he's like that on the tube! Don't meet anyone's eyes!

#19 "I Can't Help It If People Want To Keep Buying Me Drinks." "If You Get Tipsy And Fall Off, You're On Your Own." Ladies Night Was Not Going Well For Sarah And Her New Roommate

"I Can't Help It If People Want To Keep Buying Me Drinks." "If You Get Tipsy And Fall Off, You're On Your Own." Ladies Night Was Not Going Well For Sarah And Her New Roommate

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Virginia Gould 10 months ago

A sloth would be the best wing-woman ever!

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#20 Was Ed Really Going To Let Mark Take The Fall For Maxing Out Julie's Credit Card On Fortnite V-Bucks? Yes. Yes He Was

Was Ed Really Going To Let Mark Take The Fall For Maxing Out Julie's Credit Card On Fortnite V-Bucks? Yes. Yes He Was

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BusLady 10 months ago

Shame on you, Ed! She needs that money to buy some new jeans without holes in them.

#21 The Ref Checked The Rules And The Blue Tornadoes' Coach Was Right: There Was Nothing In There About Swans, Or Flying

The Ref Checked The Rules And The Blue Tornadoes' Coach Was Right: There Was Nothing In There About Swans, Or Flying

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PAA PH 10 months ago

What an awkward stock photo! The swan is perfect.

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#22 Normally Peepers Wouldn't Mind Sitting In The Park With Angela While She Sulked, But This Was Her Fifth Break Up In A Month. Also, It Was Already Thursday And He Still Hadn't Watched This Week's Westworld

Normally Peepers Wouldn't Mind Sitting In The Park With Angela While She Sulked, But This Was Her Fifth Break Up In A Month. Also, It Was Already Thursday And He Still Hadn't Watched This Week's Westworld

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BusLady 10 months ago

Ah, but he's a loyal friend.

#23 "What Are Ya Looking At?" "I Swear To God, Jerome, If You Put Mayonnaise On My Slide Again..."

"What Are Ya Looking At?" "I Swear To God, Jerome, If You Put Mayonnaise On My Slide Again..."

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Susann Campbell 10 months ago

I think Jerome is cute.

#24 Sure, Clyde Only Averaged About Two Strokes Per Race, But By God, He Made Them Count

Sure, Clyde Only Averaged About Two Strokes Per Race, But By God, He Made Them Count

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Susann Campbell 10 months ago

And Clyde said, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

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#25 Little Known Fact About Platypuses: They Love Capitalism. Those Critters Are Super Good At Business

Little Known Fact About Platypuses: They Love Capitalism. Those Critters Are Super Good At Business

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Jef Bateman 10 months ago

I saw this guy's speech: "If I can survive evolutionary pressure, you can survive a little economic competition."

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#26 "I'm Telling You Man, A Couple Of Tranquilizers, A Cozy Spot In The Cargo Bay-Its The Best Way To Fly"

"I'm Telling You Man, A Couple Of Tranquilizers, A Cozy Spot In The Cargo Bay-Its The Best Way To Fly"

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Savant 10 months ago

Llamas with hats!

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#27 This Wasn't The First Time The Producers Of The Jersey Shore Were Unsure About A New Cast Member

This Wasn't The First Time The Producers Of The Jersey Shore Were Unsure About A New Cast Member

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Kath Leen 10 months ago

JAWS

#28 Another Triple Bogey. Derrick Was Starting To Question The Authenticity Of His Caddy's Experience

Another Triple Bogey. Derrick Was Starting To Question The Authenticity Of His Caddy's Experience

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Laugh Fan 10 months ago

He's experienced! He knows that caddying is pretty boring.

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#29 And There She Went, Favoring Bryce's Plan Again. Reggie Knew It Was A Bad Idea To Let Susan's Son Join The Gang

And There She Went, Favoring Bryce's Plan Again. Reggie Knew It Was A Bad Idea To Let Susan's Son Join The Gang

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Laugh Fan 10 months ago

Look the smug kid's plan is never going to work! You know it Susan! We have to wear the eye masks!

#30 "You Know My Trunk Is Like A Built In Selfie Stick Right?" "Yeah, But...sometimes Your Trunk Is Wet, So..." "Just Take The Stupid Picture Ted"

"You Know My Trunk Is Like A Built In Selfie Stick Right?" "Yeah, But...sometimes Your Trunk Is Wet, So..." "Just Take The Stupid Picture Ted"

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#31 Horatio Noticed His Customers Were Far More Likely To Buy If They Had To Physically Carry Him Around The Lot While They Shopped. His Human Coworkers Saw Less Success With This Approach

Horatio Noticed His Customers Were Far More Likely To Buy If They Had To Physically Carry Him Around The Lot While They Shopped. His Human Coworkers Saw Less Success With This Approach

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Laugh Fan 10 months ago

Horatio is so cute, I'd definitely buy a used car from him.

#32 "I Said, 'Of Course I Have A Backup, I'm A Hedgehog.' Get It? Hedge." Pete Was Convinced The Problem With His Jokes Was The Volume, Not The Content. He Just Needed To Project More, That Was All

"I Said, 'Of Course I Have A Backup, I'm A Hedgehog.' Get It? Hedge." Pete Was Convinced The Problem With His Jokes Was The Volume, Not The Content. He Just Needed To Project More, That Was All

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Jef Bateman 10 months ago

The secret to puns is not just volume, but repetition. Most people don't laugh the first ten or twenty times they hear one. This is the one lesson I have learned being a dad.

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