I work in marketing, so I see a lot of stock photos. I thought it would be fun to add animals and descriptions to some of the strange images I found.


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So I did that, every day during the month of May.

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#1 "Mittens No!"

"Mittens No!"

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glowworm2 2 months ago

Damn it, Mittens!

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#2 Gerald Had Been Feeding The Gator For Years, Never Once Thinking It Odd That It Lived At A Park, In Vermont

Gerald Had Been Feeding The Gator For Years, Never Once Thinking It Odd That It Lived At A Park, In Vermont

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Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal 2 months ago

This picture makes NO SENSE without the gator!

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#3 "I Just Wanted To Say I'm Sorry For Trying To Ride You At My Brother's Kentucky Derby Party." It Wasn't The First Time Zack Had Heard This Apology

"I Just Wanted To Say I'm Sorry For Trying To Ride You At My Brother's Kentucky Derby Party." It Wasn't The First Time Zack Had Heard This Apology

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JMQ 2 months ago

What the fuck. I have so many questions right now.

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#4 "Now, Just Loosen The Nut I'm Shining My Light On. Jessica, Are You Paying Attention? Where's Your Other Glove?"

"Now, Just Loosen The Nut I'm Shining My Light On. Jessica, Are You Paying Attention? Where's Your Other Glove?"

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Diver Driver 2 months ago

That is a very stupid stock photo. Thank heaven for the rabbit.

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#5 "Seriously Karen!?"

"Seriously Karen!?"

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Kelly Horrigan 2 months ago

ahahahaa Karen

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#6 Busted Again. Rachel Was Not A Fan Of Her New Step Dad

Busted Again. Rachel Was Not A Fan Of Her New Step Dad

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Nadja Lambacher 2 months ago

octodad! *annoyed octopus noise*

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#7 "I Keep Scaring You, I'm Sorry. I Can Ask The Principal To Give You A New Locker Buddy"

"I Keep Scaring You, I'm Sorry. I Can Ask The Principal To Give You A New Locker Buddy"

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Grumble o'Pug 2 months ago

Bats Rule!!!

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#8 "Wait! Stop! That Is Not How You're Supposed To Do Vr!" No One Ever Listened To Henry

"Wait! Stop! That Is Not How You're Supposed To Do Vr!" No One Ever Listened To Henry

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Person2638 2 months ago

How is this an actual photo?

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#9 Even The Pigeons? This Was The Last Time Antonio Trusted His Roommate On Fashion

Even The Pigeons? This Was The Last Time Antonio Trusted His Roommate On Fashion

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Mihran' Hovnanian 2 months ago

Oh come on!! The shoes even match the skateboard!! These pigeons need to grow up!

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#10 "Boy This Really Hits The Spot, Thanks For Sharing. Hey, I Mentioned That My Saliva Is Super Toxic Right? No? Oh... You'll Probably Be Fine"

"Boy This Really Hits The Spot, Thanks For Sharing. Hey, I Mentioned That My Saliva Is Super Toxic Right? No? Oh... You'll Probably Be Fine"

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Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal 2 months ago

She DOES look annoyed at that ice cream cone

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