“This Is Violently American”: 45 Posts From A Facebook Group Dedicated To Things That Could Only Come From The States

If I could UP vote by a 1000 votes I would...no questions asked?!!!!!!!!!!

We also like bananas!

HaHaHa! The caption was not what I expected

Sorry not sorry to say this, but thats the reason why i dont wanna visit america. Just happen to stay in the wrong place at a wrong time, and some jack@ss decide he/she dont like my face for whatever reason and pull a gun on me

This must be a joke? Okay calm down I mean there some dickheads out there who might be seriously suggesting it.

I am gonna say yes, however most states have a victim impact fund that assist. Every hospital in USA is required to give a certain percentage of earnings back in the form of VHARITY. They do not advertise this fact. PEOPLE MUST ASK FOR IT!! 😡😡

We suck as a country

But that's the best part!

"bbq flavored confusion" is my new favorite phrase

When they can't pay the bill? /s

🌶🧻💥

"Mixed kids" is not even a concept in my country.

Just one bumper sticker will suffice: I am a bigoted steaming pile

Thank a republican

i'll bring the popcorn!

Not to forget those stories usually have republican politicians sending thoughts and prayers but not changing laws to actually improve things.

Had to look this guy up - Indian comedian who also tweeted, "I come from an India where a comedian is held to higher standards of accountability than the elected prime minister of a democracy." Sames in America, sames.

If he's happy, let her keep him. She obviously loves him.

If he can't behave himself...

All those words are spelled correctly. That's what you call English. Not the bastardised language called American English.

KETO!

Yep. That is pretty darned American.

How do I tell my wife I' m gay now?

The petunias: "Oh no, not again!"

He’s only bold coz he still has all his hair.

And some one will locate you aaaaaall over the highway in 3, 2,1....

Champion of the month also gets the ball with the chain.

How to be a winner and a loser at the same time.

"...because YOU, sucker, are chained to your job!"

We can't pay you overtime wages, but here, have this nice fake chain to wear for a week.

Or give us more money? It’s not that damn hard! Edit: I know the thing

Don't they have legal limits in the USA? In the UK/EU: 'If your contract states that you are required to work from one specified time to another (e.g. 9 am to 5 pm), your employer cannot legally change this without your consent.'. And "You can choose to work more than 48 hours a week on average if you’re over 18. This is called ‘opting out’. Your employer can ask you to opt out, but you cannot be sacked or treated unfairly for refusing to do so. You can opt out for a certain period or indefinitely. It must be voluntary and in writing.' Also: You cannot opt out of the 48-hour week if you’re: airline staff; a worker on ships or boats; a worker in the road transport industry, for example, delivery drivers (except for drivers of vehicles under 3.5 tonnes using GB Domestic drivers’ hours' rules); other staff who travel in and operate vehicles covered by EU rules on drivers’ hours, for example, bus conductors, a security guard on a vehicle carrying high-value goods.

Nearly 70 hrs in a week?! At a pizza place?! Probably for minimum wage. Wow, just wow 😔

they can't even round it up to 69 hours :/

And this is the capitalistic hellscaspe our ancestors fought so hard for 😊

I know people who work for Kellogg's cereals and 80-100 a week is normal. $23 an hour starting pay but never time to spend it.

hmmm... not healthy

I feel like they should get a bonus or I don’t know overtime pay?!

I hate capitalism so much.

Then, next week, be the proud owner of a collapse, because you've worked yourself too hard. (sarcasm)

“When reaching 70 hours you will be earned ‘boss’s a** kisser of the week’”.

Fun fact! I used to work for this pizza company! Its not really a company more then a bunch of small crappy franchise stores. The one i used to work for used to have a large pizza deal for 12$ when i started and now 3 years later its 22$. The deal was a large pizza 1 topping a soda and garlic bread. Lots of people think the pizzas good, better then dominos but the pizza dough haves no flavor at all. Along with more facts this five star pizza is in florida. There are also 3 other types of five star pizza company's in California, all have different spelling.

Followed by death by exhaustion...

I have no words

I'm not sure what's worse, the reward for doing the most overtime, or the fact you need to hide it because you'd get robbed.

Champion of the Week needs counseling.

Slave Chains made of Gold Weigh more than Slave Chains of Iron & Cost a Lot more & You're Still a Slave!

That's just sad.

Would that be Flava's huge chain with the clock on it? (do I have the right idiot?)

This is some next level distopian bs

Do they get paid overtime e.g. in the UK it's 1.5-2 x salary

WTF?!

Now there's some bling that I would fling rather than be sporting... XP

This looks fake. Overtime is time and 1/2