“True, I Guess…”: 45 Hilarious Times It Hurt To Admit These People Were Technically Right
Roses are red and violets are blue. While we can argue on the subtleties of this popular line measuring colors and our botanical knowledge, we can more or less come to the agreement that it’s indeed true. Or not far from what people consider to be true.
But if we play a different kind of game and challenge the very notion of truth, this punny Twitter page titled “True, I guess...” does exactly what it sounds like–shares examples that are technically true. By combining humor and an approach similar to malicious compliance, people are sharing very literal solutions to random problems, questions, and tasks.
Below we wrapped up some of the funniest posts that may make you shrug your shoulders and go “I guess they are right.”
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I am lazy. It doesn't affect you, so please keep your hate to yourself.
Laziness is a virtue. We are not likely to mess the world up as much and far more efficient.
I'm not lazy. I just like to exercise my rights to not do anything. at all.
Hate all you want, but only after taking whatever size dose of lazy is needed to keep it to yourself.
They don't mention worship anywhere - no need to defend something that is already clear.
Load More Replies...The Satanic temple is one of the only "religious" organizations that is actually doing anything to protect the rights of women & Americans everywhere. They're single handedly upholding the constitution & pointing out/challenging the hypocrisy in our government. They have literally worked so hard to point out how unfair it is that Christianity has taken over american politics & it's wild that the SATANIC TEMPLE is the very thing standing between non Christian's losing their rights & Americans having freedom. I've been a card carrying member of The Satanic Temple for years now. If you support Roe v. Wade, the separation of church & state, LGBTQ+ rights, bodily autonomy for all, & holding the government accountable for all of the things plaguing the American ppl, PLEASE look into The Satanic Temple. The only reason "satan" is linked to it is to literally point out the hypocrisy of Christianity & to right what has been wronged by Christian's in the government
That sounds good to me, I'm upvoting you, also to compensate for the strange down votes you have received. Guys, can we not downvote people if we don't agree with their opinion?? This is not Reddit, come on.
Load More Replies...Not all Christians...that sounds wrong but I don't know how else to say it
Sounds fine to me, nothing wrong about it. There are hundreds of denominations of Christianity and they differ in all kinds of aspects of their belief. Christian just means you believe in Jesus being equatable to God (see trinity) and/or God's son sent to earth to save humanity as the Messiah. Everything else is up to grabs as you please. You don't even have to belong to a church or sect. You can make up your own mind and still be a Christian as long as you believe in Jesus as the savior.
Load More Replies...Erm... That's Meghan Markle and Patrick J Adams as their characters from suits
Ha! I thought it looked like her, but hadn't made the connection to Suits.
Load More Replies...*snort* I often refer to my wife of 26 years as "my current wife", and sometimes "my first wife". Both are accurate.
I only recently found out that this is actually a European/American practice... It's not that common from where I come from, so I was super confused when I saw a couple writing their last name as the same 🤣🤣
Load More Replies...My history teacher once talked about how husbands giving their wives their last name is similar to people imprinting their names onto the cattle they own, it's a way of branding. Basically, the husband is claiming his wife as his property. It really is an misogynistic and unnecessary practice.
I mean if the couple agrees and is fine with it then there isn’t a problem. But it shouldn’t be seen as the default and it shouldn’t be weird when it’s different.
Load More Replies...my wife kept hers because she is a Doctor and her publishedxwork is in her name.
I'd like to hear the reasoning behind why women give up their own last name.
I can speak for my wife. She comes from a long line of drunk losers and didn't want to be associated with that family name at all or have our kids potentially have it so she took mine.
Load More Replies...Oddly enough, many women are actually full humans with their own personalities.
Not according to republicons-----A gun has more rights than a Woman
Load More Replies...My hubby and I decided together I would not take his surname. Why? "You don't belong to me or my family," he said (more or less verbatim, it's been 30-plu syears). And here we still are. Still having people put my surname down as his .... *sigh*
It’s so weird because I kept my last name, but my husband’s family always addresses things to us as “The [their last name] Family”. We don’t even have kids so it’s doubly perplexing.
Load More Replies...Prio 1 PROD incident logged : Illumination service was interrupted during maintenance activity without warning. Please consider a backup service during future upgrades. Thx.
Prio 1 Incident : illumination service was interrupted during maintenance activity without warning. Please consider backup illumination during future upgrades. Thanks.
My atheist gf usually yells "Stop looking at Bored Panda while we're having sex!"
Well, when are you supposed to look at it then? Women are such killjoys.
Load More Replies...Lol - they are just thanking the Lord for inventing sex. Maybe He likes being thanked for that by both religious and non religious people.
I heard being grateful is good for your mental health, so nothing wrong with it, I guess
Load More Replies...Also, believing in God and believing in evolution aren't mutually exclusive.
@anonymous Maybe, but a god that employs this method of achieving biodiversity would have to be af acking psycho.
Load More Replies...Being that the vast majority of sex is forbidden, they probably shouldn't yell his name and draw attention to themselves.
I think if we converted the mounds of trash on this planet into a pyramid it would be larger than all of them put together.
Tbh, there are museums that have entire rooms from temples back then. If it was possible to steal the pyramids, it would’ve happened
I knew "Despicable Me" wasn't based on a true story!!
Load More Replies...there is a pyramid in england, that was built to honor prince albert, so they didn't need to steal any from egypt. queen victoria merely hired some egyptians to build it for her.
I Think It's time to return those items to the country of origin-Dontchya think?
But you're an alien...surely that disqualifies you as the sacrifice?
Load More Replies...People will never have the guts to criticize religions other than Christianity so easily. Not a Christian but i dare not say anything negative about my religion—although i know there’s plenty to say.
Probably cause most of us atheists were either Christians or raised exposed to Christianity at some point. I can't really criticize other religions since I don't know enough about them.
Load More Replies...*described* Christianity. But yes, that is how it got started. Jesus Christ took the world's sin debt to allow humans the opportunity to go to Heaven, without the heavy burden of trying to be perfect.
I'm still confused about how Jesus supposedly died for peoples sins, because he didn't actually die, did he? He came back, right? So all sins would still be with the people. Like if a prisoner who serves life in prison dies, and they get resuscitated, they don't get out because they're still alive.
no he did die but God raised him up from the dead he was dead for three days so he did die to were the sins did not stay with the people if i just confused you even more im sorry
Load More Replies...i cant decide if this is an insult to Christianity or not but if it is then stop insulting my religion insult me all you want but leave my religion out of it
And this is what the term "scapegoat" is all about... However in this case, it would be Elon Musk buying all our debts and calling it interest-free employment
It does a good job of standing at attention, mostly at the worst possible times XP
I'm a "l'd pay 600 to OWN it, l won't pay a yearly fee for the"right to use"
I miss those days. My mum bought photoshop when I was a kid for over $1,000, but she owned it. It was a box with actual discs in it. I’ve used photoshop (and premiere pro, illustrator, InDesign, etc) for work for about 4 years now so my work pays for it, but it’s like $160-ish CAD a month (I think) for all-app access. So they’ve paid over $7,000 for me 😅 it’s not my money so I don’t care but eventually someday I might have to pay for it for myself
Load More Replies...Do any of you want to speak like a pirate? Go to your public library and ask to be shown how to use the Mango Language Learning program set up on the library website. Pirate is an actual language that is available. You will need a headset with an attached microphone. You pick a male or female voice and repeat what they say. The words are at the bottom of the screen. As you say the words, your voice is shown going up and down in a picture like music does. It helps you see how close you are to saying the words like the male or female voice you listened to. The Mango Language program has all different languages available. Your library may not have Pirate, but they will have lots of languages available. Try it, take a chance and you might be pleasantly surprised.
Being able to say you're a pirate is pretty cool now that I think about it!
Some people need to get abortion because of a miscarriage or the baby is in the wrong area and if it continues to grow the mother and the baby will die. That’s why getting rid of abortion is ridiculous
And rape victims. I don't think any mother would want to raise a child who was born because of a horrible crime.
Load More Replies...Unborn fetuses are like bank accounts, that have had no deposits made yet. They sound great on paper, but cancelling one ultimately has no impact outside the minds of those who assigned them value for other reasons.
Healthcare is not always clean and tidy. Abortions are required and need to be safe. Anyone who is against pro choice is selfish and frankly stupid. I don't mean you need to be pro abortion but you had damn well better be pro choice.
Banning legal abortion does not save any babies. If people really want to get rid of developing fetus, there are tons of other methods, and I can imagine none of them will be pretty.
its obvious anti abortion people just want to control people. They clearly dont care about babies. I have yet to see a majority of anti-abortion morons adopting the thousands of kids in the foster system. All about saving babies until they are born. Then screw the mom. she cant have welfare or chip or housing or anything.
Load More Replies...Dear Religious People: Abortion is the term used medically for *miscarriage*, too, and the procedure for medical abortion is often done to prevent harm to a woman. But since, y'know, women don't matter.... stop calling yourself God-fearing, and admit you're woman-hating. Love, a Medical Doctor. BTW, I don't fear God. Why would I? He's supposed to be GOod, right?
yes but He is a JUST God. hes not like santa claus, pal.
Load More Replies...Why do anti abortion people think they have any rights at all to tell anyone else to think like them?
Again- abortion should remain a private matter. Between a woman and her doctor. AND, a man's view on abortion should matter in very few instances.
I dont think a man should have any say directly/legally. He can tell his wife/so what he thinks and if she decides to abort and he is upset with that, then they can split up.
Load More Replies...Or if you were r@p3d and get a baby from that. you could abort the baby and not have to raise the horrible reminder of how you got the baby. the baby could grow up to be the sweetest, kindest, and most loving baby on earth nut they are still the reminder of what happened to the mother.
EXCUSE ME BUT I HAD A CHILD THAT WAS A RESULT OF INCEST AND AT NO TIME AT ALL WAS HE A HORRIBLE REMINDER OF SOMTHING THAT SONEONE VERY SICK DID TO ME NOT ONCE OR TWICE BUT FROM THE AGE OF 4 TO 13 ....I DELIVERED THAT BABY AT 14 AND THAT BABY SAVED ME GAVE ME THE STRENGTH TO LOOK AT MY ABUSER WHOD DONE HORRIBLE THINGS TO MY LITTLE BODY SINCE I WAS 4 AND TELL HIM " NO MORE " THAT CHILD NOW IS A WONDERFUL 39 YEAR OLD MAN WITH 6 DAUGHTERS HAD A GREAT CAREER AND WHEN GIS FIRST WIFE ABANDONED ALL 3 OF THERE GIRLS EACH AND EVERY TIME SHE GAVE BIRTH GE TOOK CARE OF THOSE BABIES ALL BY HIMSELF ...I WOULD NOT TRADE MY SON FR ANYTHING TO SAY THAT AN INNOCENT LIFE IS A HORRIBLE REMINDER OF A TERRIBLE ACT IS IGNORANT AND SELFISH...I GREW UP QUIK YES I DID BUT ITS MADE ME THE WOMEN I AM TODAY ...BUT ILL TELL YOU WHAT EVEN BACK WHEN I WAS 16 I PUT MYSELF ON BIRTH CONTROL I HAVE A QUESTION IF PRO CHOICERS ARE SO RESPONSIBLE WHY CANT YOU POP A BIRTH CONTROL PILL EVERY DAY ...SEEMS EASIER THAN ABORTION
Load More Replies...I have I gut feeling that Jessica’s dad is NOT amused about that comment 🙂
Unless that was a minor, I find it really creepy when dads get all up in their daughter’s business like that 🤦🏾♀️ just cos you made it doesn’t mean you own it ffs
I´d say as long as both are about the same age range, father still got no business to call out the boy (but have it be something to discuss with his daughter and maybe tell the boy´s parents). If there is, it should not be her "lost virginity" he should worry about...
Load More Replies...Er... so she is his "property"? What is this post from, Saudi... or what?
That’s a legitimately disgusting text for a father to be sending…
Chances of it being the actual dad seemed slim to me.
Load More Replies...I thought that too. I know its a joke, but it does shadow some weirdness with fathers and their virgin daughters.
Load More Replies...It does kind of look like he’s about to give birth to another terrible franchise.
I think people assume that weight lifters or super models look super fit all the time. Most of them don't. In the long term it's actually very difficult to maintain extremely low levels of body fat. Normally, they look more "normal" fit or even some put on some weight, but get back to super-fit shape for photo sessions, movies or fashion shows.
I mean, I question the wisdom of going to sea this close to term, but other than that...
lol i like the one on the left where's he's holding his tummy, i do that too! i'm just like Vin Diesel!
It IS gibberish, random letters and characters arranged to actually look like that ء ن صم ه ق etc
Yup, the very best, that no one ever was (yes this part of the pokemon theme song from the og show)
Load More Replies...Beat me to it. Love these guys. Actually all the tanagers. My favorite is the scarlet though
Load More Replies...I guarantee you its real name is a black-cheeked warbler tit, or some c**p like that, because WHO in the love of ornitology names birds after their most obvious features?
When I was a kid I read a book about a girl who thinks her divorced mother could do with a new man in her life, so she poses as her and writes into a lonely hearts column. Soon she's set up a pen pals relationship with this guy who sounds awesome (he has his own rose garden!), but then there's a big twist were it turns out he's actually an inmate. I forget how it ended, but I think the title was "Mum, I've Got Something To Tell You" or something like that.
But did he lie though? They accused him of all kinds of things, just not lying.
I'd feel more empathy towards someone who lives in prison than towards someone who lives in a gated community though.
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! And yes, there is such a thing as a stupid question. This is a classic example.
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." - Mr. Garrison
Load More Replies...Supermarket charged me for something I didn't buy and when I asked for a refund they gave me ten full minutes of pushback about why I didn't bring the item with me.
I had the same problem with a government agency. The next time I had cause to send something to them I took a whole series of photos of me in the act of putting the envelope in the postbox. Guess what? They didn’t receive it and when I emailed the pictures as proof they accused me of not actually dropping it into the box. Now I always get a certificate of postage. No way am I getting another £600 fine from that set of barstools.
I ordered a lamp, not them. Hello? Customer service? They've disconnected.
chinese online market always make these stupid requests when their goods broke
I got a vendor asking for a photo of the items i did receive(one was missing a ring light). I had already opened the package and took a picture for him. The box was a long thin box for the stand. Told him don't think the light could fit the thin box. Getting mailed the light.
Mission work is quite possibly the most useless or even destructive, yet apparently highly regarded occupation I can think of.
Doing the Lord's work... Of harassing people into changing everything about themselves until they act exactly as you want them to.
Load More Replies...I'm currently reading an excellent book by Jared Diamond called The World Until Yesterday. He talks about his experience with living with the various bands of indigenous people of Papua New Guinea. Highly recommend the book.
Some say space aliens might destroy us with nary a thought. Others say that they would utterly transform humanity on contact. Many scientists consider it a paradox that we have yet to encounter signs of alien life, as they expect it to be quite plentiful. But perhaps space aliens have done to us what the Indian Government has done to the North Sentinelese islanders
Their island comes under the political jurisdiction of our nation, and I can confirm that without political wings, they are definitely doing better.
Their island was overswept by the Christmas tsunami. Fortunately, somehow many survived. But yes, they are affected by world events.
They did'nt mind the free coconuts thrown in the water by missionaries though. Their life expectancy is 45! I saw the program too.
Iove that the teacher responded with encouragement. I always had mine be absolute a******s
The "Children of Wealthy Parents Entrepreneur Starter Pack" consists of: - a house with garage, paid for by parents - a substantial "loan" - access to parent's connections - the knowledge that failure will not leave you destitute on the street, or even having to contemplate sleeping in said garage
Really? These look like the homes of wealthy people? And I suggest that you do your research: these business-inventors did not grow up wealthy.
Load More Replies...Another "started in a garage company" is Ben & Jerry's ice cream. Although rather than in a garage attached to a house, they started in an old gas station in Burlington, VT.
Now, THAT is one that I can get behind!!
Load More Replies...Cuz my garage is full of "very good boxes" I can't bring myself to recycle - ya know just in case. So no room for the next great invention.
Yeah, it didn't hurt that the "seed money" was hundreds of thousands from their parents.
a garage and half a million dollars, back in the 80s where with half million you could buy 10 houses.
And the garage story is a corporate myth. It’s not nearly as common as entrepreneurs like to say it is.
They always conveniently leave out the $200K+ booster from family
Load More Replies...I mean, that's the point of the whole list.
Load More Replies...Knowing is being aware. You are aware of the gay's existence, therefore you know her!
Depends on perspective I guess. Since I replied to this you are now aware of my existence, but you certainly don't know me. Comparatively, censorshipsucks knows me very well...but if we compare what censorshipsucks knows about me with what my coworker knows about me, censoshipsucks knows nothing about me......and so on and so forth.
Load More Replies...Another reading of this is a serial killer who eliminates all women who don't fit the criteria, therefore not knowing a woman *alive* who doesn't
I feel like that would be a fun short story with a dark comedy aspect
Load More Replies...One size too small. From the rear. Think Outback Steakhouse.
Load More Replies...Great example of how certain phrases or expressions develop a kind of life of their own and are no longer heard as what they precisely say. (Like "Do you know what time it is?" 😉)
OK, I laughed. And my dad didn't even arrived that way. The funearl home hand-delivered him to us at hte door. Very solemn, very somber. Then Mom said something like, "Cheap urn my a**, a cheap urn'd be a coffee can." BTW, when Mom moved out of the old house? She put dad's urn in, yes, you guessed it... a coffee can. Why? He hated coffee. He also hated her cat. So her cat's ashes now sit atop his urn in the cat's urn. With tons of religious statues around. b/c he was asn atheist. My mother has a unique way of dealing with anger, as you can see...
My MIL was showing my husband and his brother the urn she had their father's ashes in...brother instantly says "And he still can't see his feet" I was mortified then but can chuckle about it now lol
I had a similar experience. My wife picked up my brother's remains from the funeral home because my parents just couldn't do it, he had committed suicide. I was taking a class at the time, so I couldn't get to the funeral home. My wife calls me and says "I got your brother, he's riding shotgun" Needless to say, trying to keep my mother together, I had not gotten much sleep over the past few days, but my wife calling and telling me that, I just burst out in laughter, I had to walk out of my class, I had tears rolling down my face I was laughing so much. I told my mother about it a few weeks later. She did not appreciate the humor. Oh well. 🤷🤣😂
In Australia we have prime ministers and I can’t remember the current ones name right now
Ah yes good ol Oz, where we go thru PMs like batteries on a viber
Load More Replies...He’s not my president. We rabbits don’t elect humans to rule us.
But after reading Watership down I think you rabbits could use one
Load More Replies...He's not my President either. In Australia we don't even have Presidents.
If i were that teacher i would have had to still give credit while explaining what they did wrong. What they did here is more difficult than what the question was asking.
Can you imagine the stress this poor child felt trying to follow these directions after misunderstanding them!?
Ok help me out here. My ESL brain says it would be clearer if question was written as "List these words in alphabetical order." But logic says if you write characters of a word in alphabetical order they aren't a word anymore. I just confused myself.
i actually thought that's what the kid was supposed to do...
But think of how ripped you’d be if you had meth everyday instead of a cheeseburger every day. I mean both would probably wreck your heart, but at least you’d look thin in the casket and you don’t have to worry about all those cumbersome teeth
Not to mention how much lighter the casket would be!
Load More Replies......so you'll have a coronary intervention before 18 lol
Load More Replies...I can 100% confirm this ... Refer to my other comment about a life-changing word. 😝
Just stop this guy's. You know you love each other. Just give into love!
Load More Replies...Hey if he identifies as a single mom, we should be addressing him as such.
Well, with, modern genetics we could fix you right up. You might be the first.
Ok this is honestly one of my favourite things I've seen all day
Same picture with the same joke on two different threads. And the same comment too...
As someone in recovery of this one item, I can confirm with every ounce of my being... That is 100% life changing. 4 years, 7 months, and 4 days sober.
I'm proud of you, Girl! You brightened my day! Thank you for giving hope as my 24 yr old nephew is struggling.
Load More Replies...Surely the point of birth control is to *prevent* something life-changing
Load More Replies...Heroin is less than 100$ and is life changing… but not in a good way
Load More Replies...It might be easier to build a wall around your TV and just stay there.
I can see people without my glasses. At least, I'm pretty sure those vaguely humanoid, featureless blurs are people.
Load More Replies...A local store started to have self-service nights. You use an online ID to open the door to the store and to log out when you are done. Cameras are filming every part of the store. This far they have turned over 15 persons to the cops for theft. The cops see the cases as easy since all thieves identified themselves and there is clear footage of their activities in the store.
Not free since the rest of us pay higher prices now! Brag that to God.
Walmart is giving away free Student supplies. Must be able to out run the security guard.
That’s a $20 TV?? In whose world? However, looks like you will be returning it soon.
That’s a good point. I could make up a phone number right now and I bet it belongs to someone. 867-5309.
Load More Replies...well that's why you call them, dummy, and ask "Who am I speaking to, please?"
No, it's more like"#SELFIE WITH ABOUT INE QUARTER OF THE STADIUM"
Load More Replies...Nice hair. Must have a glossy finish or something the way it reflects the green of the lawn 🤔
i was told in BP that i was drunk when I posted something but im 13 soooo unless I live in Russia ( which I don't ) I don't drink. Instead it was 3:00 in the morning after a long depressing day.
Load More Replies...Omg guys 🤟 is “i love you” in sign language. 🤘 is “rock on” or “you rock” https://www.rockmerch.com/blogs/rock-trivia/what-is-the-difference-between-%F0%9F%A4%98-and
Load More Replies..."Take a ride..... on heavy metal. It's the only way you can travel down that road."
Literally what came into my mind when I saw this too 😅
Load More Replies...The solution to all your valentine's day problems- get hammered.
We had to disqualify the athlete from Krypton because he was on some kind of steroids
Turns out it was just kryptonite an "organic" rock or some s**t
Load More Replies...As a Mercurese dragon, I'm saddened by my planet never winning.
It (can't, but for the sake of the joke) can be read and numeric conversion of the words (2024) or two zero (00) two four (44) thus 0044, or two zero (00) two four (24) 0024. etc. But as said above for that to work it would have to be two zeroes two fours, and it isn't, so it's 2024.
Load More Replies...It's not from a real game show. It's Kenan Thompson on Saturday Night Live.
Load More Replies...Only if you count sucking d**k as an insult. Isn't it just a sexual choice?
Load More Replies...*shrugs* Will one of the 8 upvoters explain it to us? Are we supposed to know the anime waifus in the avatars so Typo is a lesbian? Or is the joke literally just "here's how to suck a d**k"; "now what?". Which is weak at best.
I was thinking the same, that Typo is a lesbian. And I think the 8 upvotes are just BP employees
Load More Replies...I feel it is on here because the OP's post says "how to suck a d**k" and the process of doing so is "a thread". So not very helpful information on how to suck d**k as pointed out by the commenter.
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Load More Replies...Their little anime profile pics are way too cute for this conversation
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