“True, I Guess…”: 45 Hilarious Times It Hurt To Admit These People Were Technically Right
Roses are red and violets are blue. While we can argue on the subtleties of this popular line measuring colors and our botanical knowledge, we can more or less come to the agreement that it’s indeed true. Or not far from what people consider to be true.
But if we play a different kind of game and challenge the very notion of truth, this punny Twitter page titled “True, I guess...” does exactly what it sounds like–shares examples that are technically true. By combining humor and an approach similar to malicious compliance, people are sharing very literal solutions to random problems, questions, and tasks.
Below we wrapped up some of the funniest posts that may make you shrug your shoulders and go “I guess they are right.”
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Tbh, there are museums that have entire rooms from temples back then. If it was possible to steal the pyramids, it would’ve happened
Some people need to get abortion because of a miscarriage or the baby is in the wrong area and if it continues to grow the mother and the baby will die. That’s why getting rid of abortion is ridiculous
I have I gut feeling that Jessica’s dad is NOT amused about that comment 🙂
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! And yes, there is such a thing as a stupid question. This is a classic example.
Mission work is quite possibly the most useless or even destructive, yet apparently highly regarded occupation I can think of.
The "Children of Wealthy Parents Entrepreneur Starter Pack" consists of: - a house with garage, paid for by parents - a substantial "loan" - access to parent's connections - the knowledge that failure will not leave you destitute on the street, or even having to contemplate sleeping in said garage
Depending on how the mother took the father's Dad this can be extremely insensitive and hurtful.
OK, I laughed. And my dad didn't even arrived that way. The funearl home hand-delivered him to us at hte door. Very solemn, very somber. Then Mom said something like, "Cheap urn my a**, a cheap urn'd be a coffee can." BTW, when Mom moved out of the old house? She put dad's urn in, yes, you guessed it... a coffee can. Why? He hated coffee. He also hated her cat. So her cat's ashes now sit atop his urn in the cat's urn. With tons of religious statues around. b/c he was asn atheist. My mother has a unique way of dealing with anger, as you can see...
My MIL was showing my husband and his brother the urn she had their father's ashes in...brother instantly says "And he still can't see his feet" I was mortified then but can chuckle about it now lol
I had a similar experience. My wife picked up my brother's remains from the funeral home because my parents just couldn't do it, he had committed suicide. I was taking a class at the time, so I couldn't get to the funeral home. My wife calls me and says "I got your brother, he's riding shotgun" Needless to say, trying to keep my mother together, I had not gotten much sleep over the past few days, but my wife calling and telling me that, I just burst out in laughter, I had to walk out of my class, I had tears rolling down my face I was laughing so much. I told my mother about it a few weeks later. She did not appreciate the humor. Oh well. 🤷🤣😂
jokes are an important part of the grieving process, sincerely. cracked one about one of my friends who had a fling with the sister of one of his friends and the friendship broke down and I went "Your lucky my sister's dead", she died four or five months before. I said that, took a breath and realised what I said but didn't have a problem with what I said and realised what I said in the first sentence. Kudos to this guy for finding the humour in his fathers passing. It's never easy. I think people who find humour in something so sad are good at finding the good in bad situations, and the good in bad people. I think that's a fantastic personal quality to have.
When my dad passed away and after his funeral, mom and I were told that the paperwork and everything to get was in the office. We go in and there’s this neon green coloured bsg with something in it. Neon green? We left it. When we got home the funeral director (a friend) called to tell us “You forgot C@m.” He was in the green bag. All we could picture was dad in the office in the Home Alone pose. Yes. We laughed. The next day, while I was out, mom went and brought him back. When I came home I asked “Where’s dad?” Answer: “He’s in the closet on his pillow.” Mom had saved it. We laughed. So much more we laughed about before we put his ashes in the ocean off the coast of Victoria B.C. My family is weird🤣
No, your family is.....human. I wish I had your sense of humor when my father passed away.
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i put my husbands ashes in a cookie jar in the kitchen. he was a kitchen designer.
Had that pulled on Me=First wife came home that way-Business partne"s son called out "Hey Virginia's in the store by the Register!"
They mail cremated remains through the USPS, yet I can't get my Menards voucher.
In the UK, they’re not typically mailed in a box you’d get from a Amazon lamp. 😂❤️
I know someone who used to work at a mortuary. He learned early on to develop a sense of humor. If you didn't, you would be crying all of the time, especially when the casket is only three feet long.
But think of how ripped you’d be if you had meth everyday instead of a cheeseburger every day. I mean both would probably wreck your heart, but at least you’d look thin in the casket and you don’t have to worry about all those cumbersome teeth
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