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We all know very well that things in this world tend to backfire. Call it a law of nature, a frequent twist of fate, or destiny. “Look who’s laughing now” is a phenomenon that has happened to virtually every one of us, and no matter what you do, it repeats again and again, and again.

The Reddit community “There Was An Attempt” is dedicated to precisely the comic absurdity of all the attempts in life that went against the plan, or turned in the wrong direction. Created in August 2015, the subreddit now has 1.9m members that are not immune to the funny attempts that “were there.”

“People enjoy the slapstick comedy of it. At the end of the day, everyone is laughing,” the subreddit’s moderator told Bored Panda in the interview that you can read in full below. And now we leave the stage to the ensued hilarity.

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To Make The Special Olympics Look Bad

To Make The Special Olympics Look Bad

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    To Complain About A Child Selling Hot Dogs

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well played, Minneapolis, well played.

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    To Clean Up After Himself

    To Clean Up After Himself

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    Bored Panda spoke to redditor u/F4T4-M0RG4N4, the moderator of the r/ThereWasAnAttempt subreddit, who said that the community has evolved a lot since it was created 5 years ago.

    “When I first joined the team, it was mostly a screenshot sub. A few months back, there was some drama about how there were only three mods who ran the subreddit (which at the time had around a million members).” As a result, they invited more people to join the moderator team and removed the screenshot posts.

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    #4

    To Get Drinks

    To Get Drinks

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    To Make Speaking 2 Languages Sophisticated

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    #6

    To Sound Literate

    To Sound Literate

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    XxInstantKarmaxX
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just fell in the pool and couldn't find the hook my towel was on even though I looked. All I want is to eat food, go to the loo and wake up in a better mood for my tattoo. But some fool took my Ipad and now I can't google a tattoo design or watch the movie "look". :)

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    For those who’re wondering what, precisely, “there was an attempt” refers to, u/F4T4-M0RG4N4 explained that it’s basically about “someone attempting something but ultimately failing.”

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    Conceptually, it’s similar to “if someone tried jumping off a trampoline into a pool but when they tried to jump, the trampoline tore. In that case, you could say, 'Well... there was an attempt, at least' and that’s where our subreddit comes into play.”

    The posts are mainly about “some people having a dumb idea, trying out that idea, and failing.” This misery is what makes it so funny. 

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    To Prevent The Homeless From Sleeping Here

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    To Start Cat Racing

    To Start Cat Racing

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just adorable 🤣 Also: why would you think a cat would get out of a box?

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    To Prove That Patton Oswalt Is A Failed Comedian

    To Prove That Patton Oswalt Is A Failed Comedian

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love him! He is the narrator on the Goldberg's.

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    Today, the moderator team only allows video submissions and cross-posts, “which are posts that were in one subreddit but were reposted to another (kind of like retweeting.” This format works better for r/ThereWasAnAttempt, since screenshots can more easily become reposts, for one.

    Especially when there’s one similar subreddit that’s specifically for social media clapbacks and comebacks, but its content mainly features screenshots.When it comes to their 1.9 million member count, the moderator said that “I don’t think we have the exact same post frequency as, say, a meme subreddit.”

    Partly, it’s because it isn’t easy to repost something from r/ThereWasAnAttempt. “I could probably look at the new section for r/memes and see quite a few frequent reposts.”

    #10

    ...to Photograph Birds

    ...to Photograph Birds

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    To Be Responsible And Uber Home

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    #13

    At Going Outside

    At Going Outside

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    #14

    To Shame Atheists And Take Away Their Holidays

    To Shame Atheists And Take Away Their Holidays

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm very comfortable with xmas trees and gifts and food, thanks.

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    #15

    I Mean... You Tried..?

    I Mean... You Tried..?

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    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Having Voldemort trying to kill him at every opportunity finally took its toll on Harry Potter'

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    #16

    To Be An Animal Activist

    To Be An Animal Activist

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    To Arrest A “Drug Dealer

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The important question here is, does it work?

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    #18

    To Make Fun Of A Bird

    To Make Fun Of A Bird

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    DforDory
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he realised it. If you can't laugh at yourself, you're doomed.😁

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    #19

    To Shame Men

    To Shame Men

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh we have our slaves do it (that’s a joke)

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    #20

    To Sound Intellectual

    To Sound Intellectual

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    #22

    To Convince People To Be Pro-Life

    To Convince People To Be Pro-Life

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you got a tiny Voldemort in your womb, abortion might not be the worst idea.

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    #23

    To Defend God

    To Defend God

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    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when he flooded the earth, you know the whole Ark thing.

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    #24

    .... To Find Buried Treasure

    .... To Find Buried Treasure

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    To Be Racist

    To Be Racist

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    Queen fhk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am proudly a Muslim just like a Christian proudly a Christian and also like an atheist who is proudly an atheist!!!!!!! It's our believe when people think about freedom of speech, they forget about hurting other people's religion, but when we stand for our rights we are themed as paranoid. Just leave us alone, stop looking for trouble which you wouldn't get and exercise Human Rights fairly not partially degrading other people's religion. I quote everyone is different yet you try to make everyone the same religion, race, tribe all " Differences matters, yet that makes us who we are, denying our differences is denying the truth " I am A PROUD MUSLIM, it's me not you allow me to practice my religion in peace and stop popnosing on my affairs, everyone deserves right to religion just as u think!

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    #26

    To Suggest A New Idea

    To Suggest A New Idea

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flawless! And you should be able to make a audio contact with other people in real time so you can tell them, instead of typing a message for them.

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    #27

    To Glorify The President

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    #28

    To Eat A Mozzarella Stick

    To Eat A Mozzarella Stick

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    rgr8
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had that much persistence!

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    #29

    To Motivate

    To Motivate

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    #30

    To Betray Coca Cola

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    #31

    There Was An Attempt To Run For Mayor

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    #32

    To Replace I'm Sorry With Thank You

    To Replace I'm Sorry With Thank You

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    Charlotte
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But actually this is a technique I used in customer service. For example when you put a customer on hold to go get more info, you ask them if they’re happy to wait. When you get back you thank them for waiting. If you say “sorry for the wait” it suggests you did something wrong, when really you were just doing your job. It leaves a different impression on the customer and genuinely impacts satisfaction.

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    #33

    To Prove How Unfashionable These Jeans Were

    To Prove How Unfashionable These Jeans Were

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    #34

    To Be Neighborly

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    To Provide Front, Side, And Rear Photos For The Car Insurance Rep

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    #36

    To Virtue Signal...

    To Virtue Signal...

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    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diversity is more than just hiring women.

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    #37

    To Get A Cardi B Tattoo

    To Get A Cardi B Tattoo

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    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never realized that there is a level of messed up that someone would want to get an Anne Frank tattoo on your damn FACE

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    #38

    To Be Deep

    To Be Deep

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, styles always come back.

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    #39

    To Display Plus Size Clothes Without Causing Offence

    To Display Plus Size Clothes Without Causing Offence

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    Roger Haywood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering that there are no plus sized mannequins, I think its good improv. (I'm on the larger size myself, and I'm nowhere near offended)

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    #40

    To Stand Up For The Joker

    To Stand Up For The Joker

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the Internet, where you can be offended by literally everything,

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    #41

    To Get A Heartwarming Tattoo

    To Get A Heartwarming Tattoo

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    #42

    To Fuck The Police

    To Fuck The Police

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that really sums up lawrence nicely in one picture.

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    #43

    To Keep A Streak Going

    To Keep A Streak Going

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    #44

    To Befriend A Porcupine

    To Befriend A Porcupine

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    #45

    To Pass Security

    To Pass Security

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    #47

    To Criticize A Garbage Man

    To Criticize A Garbage Man

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    Sanne H.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t know how it’s in other countries, but here in NL apparently it’s one of the best paid low-education jobs available. A friend of mine did it as a student job while in university and apart from the smell he was quite happy with it.

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    #48

    To Be A Professional Company

    To Be A Professional Company

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    Pamela24
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that's gonna do is make more people drive drunk. If Uber is so concerned about people throwing up in their cars or being violent (which is understandable) they should charge a deposit and/or allow the drivers to have pepper spray or something to defend themselves if necessary (not guns!).

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    To Create 3 Mexican Countries

    To Create 3 Mexican Countries

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    로희
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fox News is just as smart as Trump.

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    #50

    To Hide

    To Hide

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    #51

    To Compliment Her Tattoos

    To Compliment Her Tattoos

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    #52

    To Explain Who Barack Obama Is

    To Explain Who Barack Obama Is

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    lenka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The awesome thing about this is that Obama was probably totally proud to be known by association with his wife.

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    #54

    To Karma Whore On Reddit

    To Karma Whore On Reddit

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    Dave In MD
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the astronaut program announced its first group of astronauts in 1959, she would have been 12.

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    #56

    To Make An Infographic

    To Make An Infographic

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    John Louis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew there were so many hogs in Canada and Mexico

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    #57

    To Bash A Girl With Acne

    To Bash A Girl With Acne

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when adults hate on teens and kids on the internet. Grow tf up.

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    To Take A Panoramic Photo Which Included Their Dog

    To Take A Panoramic Photo Which Included Their Dog

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    #60

    To Amputate

    To Amputate

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    a dose of reality
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2,5 min, not 25 sec Apparently he also took of a guy's testicles by accident when amputating his leg.

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    #61

    To Cut In Line

    To Cut In Line

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most likely the lady who cut the line went berserk : "If I hadn't cut the line I would have been eighteenth, GIVE IT TO ME!!!"

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    #62

    To Be A Good Person

    To Be A Good Person

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    To Ambush British Vessels

    To Ambush British Vessels

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    #64

    To Cook Smiley Buns

    To Cook Smiley Buns

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    To Escape Prison

    To Escape Prison

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    Jo Morris
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine how the ending of Shawshank Redemption would have turned out if this had happened!

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    #66

    To Correct Someone

    To Correct Someone

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    To Identify A Threat

    To Identify A Threat

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    Mademoiselle Nat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what was the problem even if he was writing in a foreign language?

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    #68

    To Draw A Horse

    To Draw A Horse

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    To Champion "Straight Pride"

    To Champion "Straight Pride"

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    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have way too much time on their hands

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    #70

    To Say That Boomer Is A Racial Slur

    To Say That Boomer Is A Racial Slur

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    Mel.Sautori
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If when comparing the badness of two words, you don't actually say one of them, that is the worse word!

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    #71

    To Ask Twitter

    To Ask Twitter

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    Roger Haywood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a stupid question in the first place.

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    #72

    To Make A Serious Ad Campaign

    To Make A Serious Ad Campaign

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    Marky Mark
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man's face has become a famous meme called "Hide the Pain Harold". He is actually a european model for stock photos so it makes sense he would appear in ads.

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    #73

    To Raise Self-Esteem

    To Raise Self-Esteem

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gaze just follows you... the painting is definitely haunted.

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    #74

    There Was An Attempt To "Shame" Someone Who Was Suicidal

    There Was An Attempt To "Shame" Someone Who Was Suicidal

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    To Stop Suicide

    To Stop Suicide

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    #76

    To Understand A Joke

    To Understand A Joke

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoosh, BANG!!! (Joke flying over his head and breaking the sound barrier.)

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    #77

    To Be Patriotic

    To Be Patriotic

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liberia is connected to America because that was a country established for freed slaves, so the flag is likely a derivation of the US flag. But yeah the homophobe is also an idiot, which shouldn't be surprising.

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    #78

    To Play Hard To Get

    To Play Hard To Get

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    To Be Inclusive

    To Be Inclusive

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    Connie Hirsch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every once in a while, straight people should know what it feels like to be erased. (Note, I'm straight.)

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    #80

    To Spread Anarchy

    To Spread Anarchy

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seen graffiti that said, STOP VIOLINS, always wondered why they hated violin music.

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    #81

    To Be Offended For Another Group Of People

    To Be Offended For Another Group Of People

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    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s something I never understood... Don’t include different ethnicities: “You‘re only using white people, you‘re racist!” Include different ethnicities: “You‘re contributing to stereotypes, you‘re racist!” I mean... as long as you don’t portray a culture as inferior or ridiculous, how is including it wrong? Would they prefer Mario to wear a suit and a tophat and play the piano in this scene?

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    #82

    To Be Non-Binary

    To Be Non-Binary

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's inevitable - many languages (including my native tongue) have masculine/feminine/neuter words, and this is an aspect of grammar that you simply can't escape from (though there sometimes are ways to introduce exceptions).

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    #83

    To Dress Up Like A Matrix Character....

    To Dress Up Like A Matrix Character....

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are an @$$wipe (the person who said this to them)

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    #84

    To Have A Smart Shower Thought

    To Have A Smart Shower Thought

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    #85

    To Be Anti-Government

    To Be Anti-Government

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    #86

    To Honor Rosa Parks

    To Honor Rosa Parks

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    #87

    To Run From A Flying Predator

    To Run From A Flying Predator

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    #88

    To Avoid Death

    To Avoid Death

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    #89

    By Google To Identify A Cat.

    By Google To Identify A Cat.

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    David K
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google does this to my dog photos all the time. I have two Gordon setters.

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    #90

    To Be Deep

    To Be Deep

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    #91

    To Get Into The Library

    To Get Into The Library

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    To Understand A Girl

    To Understand A Girl

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's a good litmus test for they won't be keeping up with you.

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    #93

    To Blame Hispanics...

    To Blame Hispanics...

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate crimes have surged nearly 20 percent during the administration of President Donald Trump, according to a new FBI report on hate crime statistics. The report also shows that hate-motivated murders, largely committed by white supremacists, spiked to their highest number in 28 years. https://www.newsweek.com/hate-crimes-under-trump-surged-nearly-20-percent-says-fbi-report-1547870

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    #94

    To Criticize The Local News Station

    To Criticize The Local News Station

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    #95

    To Help Someone Trapped In An Elevator

    To Help Someone Trapped In An Elevator

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 answer possible: she did get out or she's dead

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    #96

    To Market Her Oils

    To Market Her Oils

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got lectured at the bus stop once for wearing perfume, apparently I should only be using essential oils coz I am going to get cancer from wearing perfume.

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    #97

    To Construct A Tough And Resilient Airplane

    To Construct A Tough And Resilient Airplane

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The insanity of the idea. Where are you going to fly to when there's a nuclear war going on?

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    #99

    To Show China In A Positive Way

    To Show China In A Positive Way

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    Katherine Boag
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, the US response to covid was way better, the best response, so great

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    #100

    To Not Be Racist

    To Not Be Racist

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just cut to the chase. I don't have friends.

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    #101

    To Write A Math Question

    To Write A Math Question

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can't we play this symphony any faster?" "Sorry, sir, we need more players."

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    #102

    There Was An Attempt To Catfish

    There Was An Attempt To Catfish

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    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he was 23 prior to 2001, he's anywhere north of 42 now, depending on what year this photo was taken. Or it's just not him in the photo.

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    #103

    To Figure Out Trump’s Natural Skin Color

    To Figure Out Trump’s Natural Skin Color

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    #105

    Oldschool Cool

    Oldschool Cool

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why the need of lying... it's pathetic

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    #106

    To Have A Selfie With Mona Lisa

    To Have A Selfie With Mona Lisa

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    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she is waving at someone. Not intentional.

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    #107

    To Burn Ted Cruz

    To Burn Ted Cruz

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    #108

    To Cure Cancer

    To Cure Cancer

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    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctors cure cancer. Don't eat them though.

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    #109

    To Have Fun With A Halloween Decoration

    To Have Fun With A Halloween Decoration

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do you think someone who's killed another human being would let him in is front yard?

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    #110

    To Take A Nice Selfie

    To Take A Nice Selfie

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    #111

    To Take Away Car Privileges...

    To Take Away Car Privileges...

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    #112

    There Was A Attempt To Steal A Joke

    There Was A Attempt To Steal A Joke

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once made the mistake of reading the ingredient list of Sunny D - it even has more vegetable oil than orange juice!!

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    #113

    To Blackmail Jaromir Jagr

    To Blackmail Jaromir Jagr

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now the world knows that Jaromir Jagr isn't gay and she's a gold digger. Jeez, big news....

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    #114

    To Roast Males

    To Roast Males

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rayshawn: Man, that was the funniest thing I've read all day. Thanks for the laughs.

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    #115

    To Scare Someone

    To Scare Someone

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    zims
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but imagine you're banging on the couch and look up and there's a skeleton watching you

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    #116

    To Make A Cute Picture Of A Family Wearing Masks

    To Make A Cute Picture Of A Family Wearing Masks

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    #117

    To Save The Teens

    To Save The Teens

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    rgr8
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes me want to unbuckle my seatbelt

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    #118

    To Infect Someone With A Virus

    To Infect Someone With A Virus

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    #119

    To Understand A Joke

    To Understand A Joke

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    #120

    To Ask About Dirty Toilets...

    To Ask About Dirty Toilets...

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    #121

    To Be Edgy And Poetic

    To Be Edgy And Poetic

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hurt" is a noun, adjective, and a verb. The first poster is correct on the tenses and used the word as a verb instead of adjective.

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    #122

    To Promote Equal Rights

    To Promote Equal Rights

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    #123

    To Recreate The Spider-Man Meme

    To Recreate The Spider-Man Meme

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    #124

    To Install A Kitty Door

    To Install A Kitty Door

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    #125

    To Have A Black Friday Week "Sale"

    To Have A Black Friday Week "Sale"

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed when I saw Catch of the day advertising on the TV last night. The Black Friday deal prices were pretty much the same prices that they always are.

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    #126

    To Be Sexist

    To Be Sexist

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, Notice how womens problems start with Men. Menopause, Menstruation, Mental breakdowns etc lol.

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    #127

    To Make A Selfish Photoshop Request

    To Make A Selfish Photoshop Request

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    Dreamwolf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other girl looks better in the first place anyway the girl who made the request looks like me when I get out of bed tf

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    #128

    To Predict A War With Iran

    To Predict A War With Iran

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    Aleksandra Elias
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the meantime, on Nov 18, 2020, Trump wanted to launch a strike on Iran

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    #129

    To Recreate A Wholesome Family Photo

    To Recreate A Wholesome Family Photo

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    #130

    To Help The Blind Read The Sign

    To Help The Blind Read The Sign

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    #132

    To Get An A

    To Get An A

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    To Be Inclusive

    To Be Inclusive

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, is this for real? Since when did controllers have a gender.

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    #134

    To Correct The Student's Answer

    To Correct The Student's Answer

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    Sanne H.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me longer than it should to realise 20 is the right answer...

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    #135

    To Protest Homophobia

    To Protest Homophobia

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it a 'phobia'? Isn't it prejudice?

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    #136

    There Was An Attempt To Protest Racism

    There Was An Attempt To Protest Racism

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when the US banned segregation of blacks from school, whites tried to hinder them from entering schools...the point is give you an idea of how it would fell if it happened to you

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    #137

    To Get Gold

    To Get Gold

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, just sometimes, random people work together to create something beautiful.

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    #138

    ... To Choose A Sexual Orientation

    ... To Choose A Sexual Orientation

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heterosexual is just too straight for the guy.

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    #139

    To Have Their Dick Sucked Tomorrow

    To Have Their Dick Sucked Tomorrow

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    #140

    To Write 7 Rings In Japanese

    To Write 7 Rings In Japanese

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    #141

    To Make A Dark Mode Only Meme

    To Make A Dark Mode Only Meme

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t see it and I’m on dark mode

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    #143

    To Count Words

    To Count Words

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    DALTON DARNALL
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has destroyed the one thing he swore to become.

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    #144

    To Rick Roll On Reddit.

    To Rick Roll On Reddit.

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    Jane Moore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Football - Foot ball not bleeding soccer.

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    #145

    To Make People Stop Making Rape Jokes

    To Make People Stop Making Rape Jokes

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    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jordan. You shoud've ended it at the penultimate comment.

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    #146

    To Make His Death Look Like A Suicide

    To Make His Death Look Like A Suicide

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the vast number of "coincidences" surrounding his death aren't suspicious at all. Cell mate removed from his cell on the same day he "suicided". Surveillance camera "out of order" on day he "suicided". Guards "forgot" to check on him after an earlier "suicide attempt". He also got off very easy in 2008 with a non-prosecution agreement for state charges in Florida of soliciting and procuring a minor for prostitution.

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    #147

    At Least He Tried

    At Least He Tried

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    #148

    To Sneak A Hot-Dog In The Back Pocket

    To Sneak A Hot-Dog In The Back Pocket

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    #149

    To Sound Poetic

    To Sound Poetic

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    Shelp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again? Delate the duplicate please

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    #150

    There Was A Attempt To Steal A Joke

    There Was A Attempt To Steal A Joke

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