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We all fail from time to time—it’s inevitable. Sometimes it happens at work, sometimes at home. We fail at making spreadsheets and creating pitches, when trying new recipes or changing up the old ones, we sometimes fail as friends, partners, and parents, too. That is why trying to do something new or especially challenging can be very hard.

But you know what’s the worst failure one can make? One that is captured and put on the internet for everyone to see. Nothing compares to getting your embarrassment immortalized on the web.

So here are a few of those embarrassments that people will never be able to shake off. They might be waking up in cold sweat remembering it right as you’re reading this. Enjoy!

#1

To Insult Women

To Insult Women

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not a sock
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wonder if he sits down when abortion is discussed. doubt it. twat.

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So, if we all fail all the time, and it is sort of a prerequisite that it will happen sooner or later, why is it so hard to embrace failure? Well, there are few reasons behind it. One can be related to the way we were brough up. A lot of us grew up being praised for our successes only, leading us to believe that if we don’t succeed, there is nothing to be celebrated or appreciated there. 

We also tend to identify solely with our successes. We consider our jobs and our achievements the building blocks of who we are. We are doctors, engineers, physicists, librarians, competition winners, bonus collectors, and promotion earners. 

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    #2

    To Make Mommy Look Like A Hard Worker

    To Make Mommy Look Like A Hard Worker

    Quiet-Luck Report

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    #3

    To Say Hello To A Ghost

    To Say Hello To A Ghost

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    That’s what we ask about when we meet someone for the first time—their most prominent achievements. And we form our opinion about them based on that, often not taking into consideration things they have failed to achieve.

    We also tend to compare ourselves to others, which is never a good idea. We see how our former colleagues or classmates are advancing in their careers and are creating families and we start to think we are lagging behind. We see and hear about their healthy or fancy lifestyles and we think we are not doing nearly enough, we’re lazy, and we’re failing at life. This is even further exacerbated by the perfection we see on our social media feeds. 

    #4

    To Give Motivation

    To Give Motivation

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We still use these at work to call between departments. They are pretty indestructible.

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    #5

    To Be Immune To Yo Momma Jokes

    To Be Immune To Yo Momma Jokes

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    Florapocalypse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Vicious Mockery in my current D&D game is yo mama jokes. I've killed more than one enemy this way.

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    #6

    To Make This Student Think Before They Ink

    To Make This Student Think Before They Ink

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    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gallons of gas needs to be about 5 thousand less these days

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    Success is all around us. We see athletes winning medals, movie starts attending film premieres, and businessmen succeeding in their ventures. What we don’t see are the grueling training that athletes go through. We don’t see the hundreds of auditions that the actors failed. The multiple times that businessmen had to go back to the drawing board before coming up with something successful is also left behind the curtain. 

    #7

    To “Help The World Become A Better Place”

    To “Help The World Become A Better Place”

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    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, buddy we were the dumbest civilization long before this

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    #8

    To Say Jesus Didn't Use Pronouns

    To Say Jesus Didn't Use Pronouns

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    Random Archetypes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BREAKING NEWS - WOKE JESUS USES PRONOUNS, THOUSANDS LEFT REELING

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    #9

    To Cancel Alcohol

    To Cancel Alcohol

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So all that fruit falling to the ground and fermenting in the humid heat that some monkeys like to get drunk on came from where exactly? Oh that's tight, the fertile earth sprouted a seed, which fed on the soil and became a fruit tree...

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    When you consider all that, it is no surprise that we are so hell-bent on not failing. It’s also understandable why we feel so crushed when things end up not going our way. The good things is, that you can learn to deal with it. And, with some practice, failure won’t feel like such a devastation anymore.

    #10

    To Give Reasons For Not Using Facial Recognition

    To Give Reasons For Not Using Facial Recognition

    cyrobite- Report

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    #11

    To Say A Quarter A Day For A Year Will Get You $9,125

    To Say A Quarter A Day For A Year Will Get You $9,125

    TXVERAS Report

    #12

    To Fire A Cat

    To Fire A Cat

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    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a follow-up that got missed. The person who wanted the cat gone got voted out of office while the cat was still "employed" at the library.

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    Firstly, it’s important to identify that you yourself aren’t a failure. Failure might happen to you, it might be something you experience, but you as a person are not a disappointment. Recognizing that is important. If you think of yourself as someone who has endured failure and still carried on, it might even give you a boost of confidence.

    #13

    To Secretly Use Grindr

    To Secretly Use Grindr

    TXVERAS Report

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it one distinct sound like a Tweet? Can you not change in ph settings to whichever notification tone?

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    #14

    To Start A Deep Conversation On Social Media

    To Start A Deep Conversation On Social Media

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    #15

    To Argue With An Adult

    To Argue With An Adult

    cyrobite- Report

    Another good way of dealing with failure is gratitude. Recognizing what you already have can help you gain perspective on things. Sure, you might have not succeeded when delivering a task at work, but it’s also showed you what a supportive team you have and how your boss will always have your back. You might have failed to make a delicious-looking recipe, but it’s nice to know that you have the time and the resources to experiment in the kitchen.

    #16

    To Not Pay

    To Not Pay

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    #17

    To Get A Girl To Send You A Sexy Pic🤣🤣

    To Get A Girl To Send You A Sexy Pic🤣🤣

    chikitty87 Report

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people actually ask for pictures like this? I feel like it’s a breach of privacy, also feels rude

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    #18

    To Meet Your Grandparents

    To Meet Your Grandparents

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    An important part of moving on from failure is looking into it and seeing what you could take away from it. That is really what makes the difference between failure and failure that leads to success. Sure, no one wants to ruminate on a relationship that broke down, but examining it to notice if there were any patterns there that you can work on is really beneficial. It can make your future relationship more fulfilling.

    #19

    To Only Have 3 Kids

    To Only Have 3 Kids

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    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno... looks dazed and confused. Like he's trying very hard not to fall apart.

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    #20

    To Hide The Evidence

    To Hide The Evidence

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    #21

    To Prove How Unfashionable These Jeans Were

    To Prove How Unfashionable These Jeans Were

    holozoicpriapus37 Report

    So, all that is to say, that you shouldn’t be afraid to fail. Do it, examine it, and learn from your mistakes. This is what growth is like. Just make sure no one is there to capture your fails and put it on the internet as it might end up a list like this one.

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    #22

    ... To Be Inclusive

    ... To Be Inclusive

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    Bored&InSchool
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what I love about things like this is the amount of people that must have to sign off on them- that's the combined stupidity of many people, right up there.

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    #23

    To Insult Tacobell

    To Insult Tacobell

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    #25

    To Make A Dance Class Academy Logo

    To Make A Dance Class Academy Logo

    THEbadmanoftheworld Report

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg i had to stare forever. I was like dont blink focus staring so hard.

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    #26

    To Share Her Location

    To Share Her Location

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    Ansi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That lamppost is really REALLY unfortunately placed.

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    #27

    To Get Away With A Wrongful Arrest

    To Get Away With A Wrongful Arrest

    TXVERAS Report

    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this kid rakes these entitled tools over the coals in court & the city ends up setting him up for life.

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    #28

    To Follow Her Crush On Instagram

    To Follow Her Crush On Instagram

    TXVERAS Report

    Harp Seal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WOULD HAVE NEVER GONE BACK TO THE CLASS AGAIN

    Na Schi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, he just proved he's not worth of your attention. A lot of fish in the sea 🤗

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    KnightOwl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would probably have done the same thing. My insta is for my family and friends. If we're not friends I'm not going to add you, being in the same class means nothing if we don't regularly interact. It's nothing personal I'm just a very private person.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, but it would have been nice if he told her what's up. Alternatively, maybe we need to hear his said to find out why he simply turned her down without comment. Being in the same class means he knows at least a few things about her that we don't.

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps he’s really unimpressed by people who scroll Instagram during class.

    Magazine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe try and follow class while you're in it?

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think guys in an accounting class may possibly have more serious things on their mind, like maybe accounting.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, you see guys saying all over the internet that guys are happy when any woman wants to give them attention. They can be just as picky as women.

    Random Archetypes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have dug myself a wee hole and never come out ever again.

    Carole Reid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he has a significant other.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you find their account so easily? I call shenanigans.

    Not Today (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is when you GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE AND NEVER COME BACK

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL - that is going to forever be in your memory of embarrassment, shock, sadness , confusion and an imaginary revenge that will never come into fruition lol

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be as simple as..."my GF would kill me if I let this attractive girl follow me."

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can feel the cringe right through my screen...

    emma malcolm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha. i would just send another and smile at hi really creepily

    Your introvert girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I embarrass my self enough now that I have heard this it will now happen to me noooo!

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, What? His Insta was set to private, which means he doesn't want to be contacted by anyone. She ignores that (next-level entitlement) and sends him a request anyway, which he promptly denies, but he is the d*ck!!! Seriously?

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    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strong game, bud. How stalkers are made.

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    #29

    To Stop Fluffy From Reaching The Cake

    To Stop Fluffy From Reaching The Cake

    Fr3nchT0astCrunch Report

    OmMi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe you woild put cake IN the fridge to prevent fluffy from sitting on it

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    #30

    To Do A History

    To Do A History

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    #31

    To Define A Service Animal

    To Define A Service Animal

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    Anxious&Bored Bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have said either, "What is black?", or "You're black, too."

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    #32

    To Say Am Doesn't Exist In English Vocabulary

    To Say Am Doesn't Exist In English Vocabulary

    TXVERAS Report

    #33

    To Stop His Mom From Going On Vacation

    To Stop His Mom From Going On Vacation

    Derek_Gamble Report

    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty always knows! My cat sits on my cell phone while I get ready for bed, all of my attention should be exclusively on her!

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    #34

    To Make The Message Clear

    To Make The Message Clear

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    #35

    To Make Fun Of Manspreading

    To Make Fun Of Manspreading

    Unstableouster Report

    Ode
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if the OP means that as a bad thing, just noting their surroundings with some humor? I would have nothing negative to say neither about a manspreader in recovery using these tactics or anyone doing so for medical reasons

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    #36

    To Understand What Color Is

    To Understand What Color Is

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    Bored&InSchool
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to say orange but then realized that the color is named after the fruit.

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    #37

    To Ask The Internet For Help

    To Ask The Internet For Help

    AssociationQueasy136 Report

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50% each and there’s an odd number of votes? 🤔

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    #38

    To Buy A Nice Cake For Someones Birthday

    To Buy A Nice Cake For Someones Birthday

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    #39

    To Take An ID Photo

    To Take An ID Photo

    endlesscosmichorror Report

    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'd demand a retake. Nobody wants to look like the villain in a straight to DVD kids movie.

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    #40

    To Secretly Have Sex Before Dinner

    To Secretly Have Sex Before Dinner

    TXVERAS Report

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are they getting daughter's boyfriend notifications? I dont have an apple product so confused...

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    #41

    To Stand With Israel

    To Stand With Israel

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    Lola Rogers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, they probably chose this place precisely because of its history.

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    #42

    To Spin "Cars" As "Affordable Housing"

    To Spin "Cars" As "Affordable Housing"

    joelman0 Report

    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a depressing commentary on the times we're living in.

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    #43

    To Escape Immigrants

    To Escape Immigrants

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    #44

    To Boycott Arizona

    To Boycott Arizona

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    #45

    ...to Learn A New Language

    ...to Learn A New Language

    knightriderin Report

    Brainmas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that French? Is this like that alternate world where Germany won the war?

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    #47

    To Win An Election By Donating An Ambulance

    To Win An Election By Donating An Ambulance

    nochtli_xochipilli Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man reaps what he sows, not reaps a donated ambulance

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    #48

    To Trick You Into Thinking He's Not 5'8"

    To Trick You Into Thinking He's Not 5'8"

    beastmodeChadF13 Report

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what I’m looking at here. Someone help

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    #49

    To Predict What The Cast Of Friends Would Look Like In 2024

    To Predict What The Cast Of Friends Would Look Like In 2024

    zaksev Report

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cant believe whomever was in charge was like sure yeah good okay publish that.

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    #50

    To Think People Couldn't Tell Them Apart

    To Think People Couldn't Tell Them Apart

    OkEscape7558 Report

    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look everyone! Generational trauma surrounding food and self image all neatly lined up in a photo!

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    #51

    ...to Buy An iPhone 7

    ...to Buy An iPhone 7

    Albinalgeomys Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this some failed spell or something?

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    #52

    To Get Out The Friendzone

    To Get Out The Friendzone

    TXVERAS Report

    #53

    To Teach Math

    To Teach Math

    Chamndler Report

    #55

    To Improve Twitter

    To Improve Twitter

    Glittering-Neck-2505 Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "renaming twitter will go down as the dumbest business move on history". Yes. The twits weren't impressed. More seriously, "X" as a name is so 20 years out of date.

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    #56

    To Process 5000 Black Walnuts With No Gloves

    To Process 5000 Black Walnuts With No Gloves

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    zububonsai
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care about the coloration (it will fade away), I'm more disturbed by the BLISTERS between the fingers 😲😱!

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    #57

    To Use Scientific Terms

    To Use Scientific Terms

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    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey it was gobsmackingly bananas

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    #58

    To Sound Smart

    To Sound Smart

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not much going on in their heads is there, some one try sending them a smoke signal maybe that will help.

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    #59

    To Make A Cool Sign For Your Pet Store

    To Make A Cool Sign For Your Pet Store

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    Bored&InSchool
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I not only read a**s, but upon first glance, saw "a**l a**s" hahahahahaha

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    #60

    To Say He's The Undertaker

    To Say He's The Undertaker

    TXVERAS Report

    OmMi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried to tombstone the bouncer 🤣🤣

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    #61

    To Buy A Toothless Bottle From Goodwill

    To Buy A Toothless Bottle From Goodwill

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    Brainmas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents trying to find places to stash baby teeth have to get creative.

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    #62

    To Advise People To Social Distance

    To Advise People To Social Distance

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to believe this was accidentally done but given the state of things, I'm probably being overly optimistic.

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    #63

    To Be Racist

    To Be Racist

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    #64

    To Successfully Be A Hypocrite And Have Double Standards

    To Successfully Be A Hypocrite And Have Double Standards

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    #65

    To Get A Tip

    To Get A Tip

    TXVERAS Report

    #66

    To Stay As A Vegetarian After 1 Burger

    To Stay As A Vegetarian After 1 Burger

    GamePois0n Report

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My vegetarianism went out the window due to a well placed bacon sandwich.

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    #67

    To Stop Ww2

    To Stop Ww2

    Gandhi wrote this letter to Hitler just before the start of WW2.

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much tragedy, so many lives lost. And it seems we are doomed to keep repeating the horrors of the past.

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    #68

    To Be Respectful About Someone’s Death

    To Be Respectful About Someone’s Death

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    #69

    To Pay A Bill

    To Pay A Bill

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    #70

    To Celebrate Halloween

    To Celebrate Halloween

    cyrobite- Report

    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's got a Sharpie and he's not afraid to use it! Jesus would be so proud of all this unbridled hatred.

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    #71

    To Stop People From Using The Laugh React

    To Stop People From Using The Laugh React

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    #72

    To Be Relatable

    To Be Relatable

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    #73

    To Create A Religious Mic Drop Moment

    To Create A Religious Mic Drop Moment

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    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, dumb s**t like this is why I haven't been in a single one of your buildings since I was confirmed. That's almost thirty years of not having to deal with this kind of stupidity.

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    #74

    To Hide Their Phones And Escape Religious Bullying

    To Hide Their Phones And Escape Religious Bullying

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    Beth H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband works in Lancaster, PA. Tons of Amish. Apparently a lot of them had secret phones and some even have some secret electricity in their homes.

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    #75

    To Use Ai Generated Image To Spread Propaganda

    To Use Ai Generated Image To Spread Propaganda

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    Brainmas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget that they all have wild feet, look at the way the arms around his neck come together. Or how the man apparently has a tiny extra arm coming out the side of his shoulder. Crazy that people will post without even checking. The more you look, the worse it gets.

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    #76

    ...to Have A Lifeless "Lawn"

    ...to Have A Lifeless "Lawn"

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    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, am I the only one that thought, "Yikes -- fingers!!!"

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    #77

    To Show Off Her New Car Purchase

    To Show Off Her New Car Purchase

    Sloozey Report

    lawrence Andrew
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She never did her math homework because she never planned on using it.

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    #78

    To Not Be Presumptuous On One’s Birthday

    To Not Be Presumptuous On One’s Birthday

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... almost happened. Guess she shouldn't have jinxed it?

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    #79

    To Say Mcdonalds Has Solid Upward Mobility

    To Say Mcdonalds Has Solid Upward Mobility

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we're supposed to be grateful for these incremental bumps and keep at it because "company loyalty"? Nopes.

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    #80

    To Scam Me

    To Scam Me

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