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They say you miss every shot you don't take. But not all of the ones that you do end up on target, either. So in order to not get carried away and keep ourselves grounded, let's take a look at the subreddit 'There Was An Attempt,' shall we?

Its members collect amusing, awkward, and sometimes painful fails at being patriotic, interviewing for a job, and pretty much every other aspect of daily life. If their posts don't reassure you that everyone makes mistakes, I don't know what will!

#1

To Make A Funny Boomer Post Lol

To Make A Funny Boomer Post Lol

El_Vali-de_Michoacan Report

Undercover
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is gold! 😂😂😂

Trundle
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look! They are on their way to Springfield Ohio to eat dogs and cats off porches!!!!

giku T
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes this is gold! but can we also focus on the dinosaur shaped shadows of the idiot's hands please?

Sindhuja
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9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve seen this so many times and it never gets old 🤣

Linda Robinett
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, by the time the people made it that far, they would not be strong enough to climb a cliff.

Lisa Ellis
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That might be President Biden, and dude making the request was trying to be "clever."

John Davidson
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These White people, they pelted the earth with meteors and killed the dinosaurs too! BTW thanks for reminding us on an hourly basis what happened centuries ago. Keeps us humble and forking over the dollars!

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    #2

    To Ask Informed Questions

    To Ask Informed Questions

    BruceInc Report

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They obviously didn't listen to her opening line so what hope does she have that they will listen to her answers

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, why on earth would the association send a member of the cabin crew to speak on their behalf?

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    PeepPeep the duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was an epic moment, i remember this video

    Jo Firth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He then doubled down and called her a flight attendance again!! What a numb nut.

    Kate
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That does describe the U.S. Congress.

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    Say No to Downvoting
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want to see the next frame where the dude goes all flustered and embarrassed and apologizes.

    Dirk Daring
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish granted! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTC1ZTN8GoM

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    Susan Thomas
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing this. Way to screw that up, guys.

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a pilot friend that happens to be a smoking hot lady. If she's running behind, and a male copilot boards first, they often completely don't notice her uniform, and ask her to bring them coffee.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the "Woman" Know Your Place!" archive I've no doubt?

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    "Our fear of failure is something we learn as children," psychologist Dr. Samuel West, who studies corporate behavior, told Bored Panda. "We learn how to react to failure by observing those around us. We learn that failure is negative, it is painful, and that we should avoid it."

    These lessons are extensive and quite damaging, but some teachers make them especially persuading. "Growing up influenced by adults that have high anxiety and/or are overly critical and unsupportive makes it much worse," Dr. West added. "At the core, the fear of failure is related to shame and the powerful emotions of being negatively judged by others. When we feel shame we try to hide our perceived wrong-doings, our poor moral decisions, etc."

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    "The evolutionary function of shame is social control. Society needs social mechanisms to maintain order. As such, the fear of failure makes perfect sense, as a society we don't want people to keep failing and doing things that are detrimental to themselves and society itself."

    #3

    To Build A Cool Looking Electric Truck

    To Build A Cool Looking Electric Truck

    Eugene0185 Report

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it that these things look so bad in photos and somehow even worse in person.

    Amy Manning
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the fingerprints all over them that get me every time I see one in the wild.

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    kath morgan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw one of these yesterday and it struck me how the straight lines show off every nick and dent. It already looked dated, like a chipped stained brutalist building.

    Leigh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gives new meaning to the word dump truck

    Lavern Defazio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw one this morning. I winced without even thinking about it.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After micro abrasions and rust it will look even more like one.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In view of Musk's new found faith in the far-right it has been recommended he rebrands his Teslas as "Swasti Cars" (credit to John Crace London Guardian newspaper)

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    #4

    To Discipline A Non-Employee

    To Discipline A Non-Employee

    BirdRespecter Report

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya, never call them. Always keep it in writing so it’s documented.

    InfiniteZeek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "please call me" "no" is some of the best s**t I've seen in my life. It filled my soul with pure unadulterated joy! Caleb is a legend!

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I SO deeply admire this! Contractors are often treated like trash...to have the nerve as a contractor to throw this right back at management is .

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know if it's real, but more people should treat their boss/work like this.

    dayngerkat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen this about 20 times, but I enjoy it every time

    Jessie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The “no” at the end really made me laugh 😂

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I particularly like that Caleb was completely professional about it

    Seadog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they threatened to fire me I would not have warned them about the pay date. Let them learn FAFO.

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    In 2017, Dr. West launched an exhibit in Sweden showcasing flopped products and ideas, to celebrate failure's essential role in innovation and progress. It quickly gained popularity and is now known as 'The Museum of Failure,' a traveling exhibition that has been making its way around the world.

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    "There is good failure and there is bad failure," he said. And that's why it can be so tricky!

    "Bad failure is the kind that is preventable and predictable, it is always bad and should be avoided. Good failure is the type of failure that comes from experimentation and exploration when we try and test new things. Art, science, and tech innovation need the continual taking of risks (risk of failure!) for progress to happen. The same is true for us on a personal level. Without taking meaningful risks we stagnate."

    #5

    To Understand Depression

    To Understand Depression

    RelatablePanic Report

    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KNOWING that there are so many good things in my life and still feeling hopeless and helpless. I have suffered from depression my whole life and when I was in my 60s I finally found a healthcare professional who prescribed a maintenance dose of antidepressants which allowed me to monitor my depression and increase the dosage when necessary.

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a little sign that says, "You are about to exceed the limits of my medication," I really need that on a tee shirt as a PSA ..

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    Kira Okah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if I just be happy then my depression will go away? OMG I am cured! /s

    Angrykitten
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when people ask why after being told I'm depressed. My sister said this to me just recently. If I had a reason I wouldn't be depressed I'd just be sad something happened. People can really suck sometimes.

    Francis
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JuSt StOp BeInG dEpReSsEd

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The knowledge that life sucks, and then you die...

    ZestyBison
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, this person has family that loves them.

    Louisa Spoke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain chemistry is forever out of whack.

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    #6

    To Sleep Peacefully

    To Sleep Peacefully

    faelapis Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude needs to change his meds

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For real. I read one recently where an Iraq Vet was put on Ambien and his wife woke up in the middle of the night with him sittin on the bed with his FULLY LOADED AR-15 mumbling something like "This is going to get real bad". She told him he was relieved and to go back and get some downtime. He handed the gun to her and she hid it until morning. Guns are NOT a substitute for therapy folks.

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    Charl Marx
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always been rather animated in my sleep, one of my husband's favourite anecdotes about this is when I apparently frantically pointed at the corner of the room and yelled at him to "fix that f**king waterfall before Matt Damon gets here". Strangely enough I can't say I even particularly like Matt Damon.

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comedian Mike Birbiglia has a whole routine where he explains his severe sleep disorder that almost killed him when he went through a hotel window - both funny and concerning

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In college I once sat up in the middle of the night and screamed "No, no, get out!". Then I laid back down and went right to sleep. My poor roommate (who was also asleep at the time) nearly wet her bed. I don't do it anymore, but when I was a teen and young adult I used to have some weird sleepwalking/talking behaviors. Which included getting up and getting ready for school at 2am - even going so far as to curl my hair, all while I was still asleep. I sincerely apologize to anyone who had to share a room with me! :)

    Myoviridae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like night terrors. I had them as a child and apparently the final straw for my parents was when I woke them up from my screaming, then sat up in bed, pointed near the foot of my bed and said "They're coming." I was put in therapy that week and my family still says the name of the school therapist with reverence.

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve realized that when I’m mumbling in my dreams it’s all good, but when I’m speaking clearly in my dreams I’m gonna have some splainin to do. Because I usually wake up at least my husband and sometimes my daughter as well

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm schizophrenic and on occasion get somniloquy (sleep talking) and "Logorrhea" aka, verbal diarrhoea in my sleep lmao, but I do tend to kind of talk fast and incoherently when it happens. So for this reason, we have a spare bedroom so my wife can still get sleep if I'm like that. It's actually not even all that common among schizophrenics, either iirc, so OPs partner definitely needs a mental health check...

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BF should play only Stardew Valley after 19:00h.

    Robert Beveridge
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro playing the steal-the-blankets long game

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    Dr. Nick Morgan agrees. The founder and CEO of Public Words, a consulting firm specializing in communication skills, describes himself as a recovering perfectionist and believes that the big question when it comes to failure is what can we do with it.

    "I can stress out and ruminate endlessly on what went wrong. I can beat myself up for my part in the debacle. I can try to pretend that nothing happened. I've tried each of these over the years, and a few more besides, and I can tell you that they don’t work — of course they don't. And yet, many of us respond these ways over and over again, trapped by our perfectionism," Dr. Morgan told Bored Panda.

    "What you need to do instead is to understand what went wrong, as dispassionately as possible, decide what to do differently the next time, and move on. If apologies are in order, make them heartfelt and timely."

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    #7

    To Be Successful!

    To Be Successful!

    Content-Command-8845 Report

    Lost Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF, I have never seen her until this. Heard the name in passing before, probably a Will Smith article or something, but her... no clue

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't heard of and wouldn't recognise *loads* of people who are reasonably famous (up to and including "can fill a stadium" famous). It is silly of Willow to suggest she doesn't owe any of her success to her parents though. I've known a few of her songs and they ain't all that.

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    Ellinor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's so sad when your parents are famous and you want to do the same kind of job they did. No matter what you do or achieve, people will tell you you did it thanks to your parents. You can never not be compared to them, it really must be awful to live.

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she isn’t doing the same job as them. And her music might be amazing, might be because somehow it’s so great I’ve never heard it, but there are TONS of extremely talented musicians out there that never make it because they don’t have contacts they would if there parents were famous. I guarantee you this girl has voice coaches, producers, the most high tech studios, all of the things that could make just about anyone produce amazing music if only their parents had the money and influence to secure them. I’m glad you’re a true fan, but if you can’t see her privilege you’re willfully blind.

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    Goose of the Ahonkalypse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the other silliness and Smith family drama aside I do actually like her music a lot. It raw in a way that reminds me of 90's bands with female lead singers.

    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard her music but she must be better than her brother. Jayden seems to have negative talent.

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nepo baby displays family ego.

    Mavis Garland
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She would be unknown without them.

    Gary
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suggest commenters look her up on youtube, perhaps NPR willow Smith. Get educated, she has a stunning voice and vocal range, reminds me of joni Mitchell back in the day

    Barry Fruitman
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donald Trump said the same thing

    Schmebulock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What has she done? I know one of his crappy kids was in a few terrible moves his Dad forced him.

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    #8

    To Poach

    To Poach

    CantStopPoppin Report

    Zophra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have mounted his head as a trophy.

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw. Anyway... nice weather we're having today.

    tee-lena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About how I felt when Trump supposedly got shot.

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the world became a slightly better place because this a*****e is no longer in it. We’re improving, one a*****e at a time.

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was an elephant hit man in a human suit.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to say that I don't feel the least bit upset about this

    Lexi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have preferred him being trampled in a stampede of all the animals this a hole shot. And for said animals to be allowed to go back and do it again, and again just to make sure he never got back up.

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    The key, according to Dr. Morgan, is the part about moving on. "If you don't process the failures cleanly, you'll find yourself like a ship with its hull covered in barnacles, moving slower and slower, unable to navigate gracefully through the waters ahead," said the author of Can You Hear Me?: How to Connect with People in a Virtual World.

    "Worse, the next time you’re speaking, and the moment looks weirdly like the failure moment to your unconscious mind – which never forgets, especially pain – you will find yourself suddenly distracted at the very least by your brain saying, 'Oh-oh! Things are about to go horribly wrong!' That will compound the agony, and matters will quickly get worse."

    #9

    To Prove Your BF Is Cheating

    To Prove Your BF Is Cheating

    NC_liv3 Report

    TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's fantastic! 🤣🤣🤣

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hypocrite gets served

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain!" (Worth it for the five fellow old folks that will get it)

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it not because I'm old but because I saw it on BP once :) never knew that's what it was about

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    Sven Horlemann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are both on tinder, so you have something in common. Wonderful. I guess.

    Francis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should have swiped right (?) on him :)

    Lindsay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause you're both shady AF would be a good guess.

    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hypocrisy is strong with this one

    Jay Cee
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    10 months ago

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    Jay Cee
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met somebody on a dating site and we'd been going out for about a month. Somebody else sent me a contact message - I didn't know you were supposed to hide your profile while dating - and I replied saying sorry but I was seeing somebody and never thought any more about it until my STBX asked what I was doing on the site . . . Er what were YOU doing on it honey? Thank gods for my bullet proof underwear!

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    #10

    To Act Like You Belong

    To Act Like You Belong

    Sunlight_Sword Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*****g prick could curdle milk by walking into a dairy.

    LB
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    1 year ago

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    Remember when we all thought he was cool?

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    rullyman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I had a book called "Dinosaurs, and all that rubbish". In it, a rich man gets obsessed with flying to a distant planet to find paradise, so he pollutes all of planet earth to build a rocket to get there. The waste he produces is so toxic that it revives the dinosaurs, who are angry at all the junk and destruction, and clean it up. Maybe this time we can stop the rich man before he ruins the beautiful planet.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how no one looks happy to see him.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got to be the most awkward picture ever.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you not seen him and Germophobe Donny together?

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    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spacewalking billionaire: "Open the pod bay doors, Elon." "I'm sorry but I can't do that, Jared. You only paid for a one-way ticket."

    Chich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the name of a 17th century weapon and slang for taking successful companies and ruining them? (a/to) musket

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, is that Todd Howard in the back? Damn, it gets worse the more you look

    Joe Breezy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world's biggest Con Man...

    somnomania (she/her, queer)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    todd howard looks pissed that elon showed up, as he should be

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    The good thing is that "while the failure itself is a negative experience (it is embarrassing, expensive, painful, etc.) the results can and often are very positive," Dr. Samuel West added.

    In fact, he highlighted that recovering from our failures has been becoming an increasingly hot research topic.

    "One thing that we know is that people need perspective on their failures, to understand that while it is painful, the effects are limited. This quote by Jon Sinclair explains it very well: 'Failure is a bruise. Not a tattoo.' When we make an effort to reflect on what has happened and accept responsibility we can learn from them — this is the best way to recover."

    "When you understand that failure is the empty spaces in-between success, that failure is just the other side of the coin of success, then recovering from failure is easier. I advise my clients that they should focus more on 'failure recovery' than on 'failure avoidance.' Once you train your ability to recover from small and larger failures you realize that there is not much to fear."

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    #11

    To Relate To A Girl’s Photo

    To Relate To A Girl’s Photo

    Trumps_Cum_Dumpster Report

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometines first impressions can be deceiving...

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So pleased to see the guilty party named and shamed for once

    Kira Okah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason why people's names are usually obscured is to prevent doxxing, because trying to ruin someone's life for putting their foot in their mouth online is way too common.

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    Jay Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a bit like the cr@p "joke" Blake Lively made about Kate Middleton only to back peddle like a bïtch when it turned out Middleton had cancer - nice one Blake!

    1LittleGranny64
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok now I have to know she got into that dress with one arm! I can barely get jeans and a sweatshirt on straight with two. And let’s not talk about dresses with a zipper in the back..,

    The Disneyland Duck
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    1 year ago

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    If you look at her profile pic, she has both arms. So she is lyong

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    #12

    To Be Body Positive

    To Be Body Positive

    stefan_stuetze Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No such thing as "big boned"...

    Fellfromthemoon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am big boned. According to the densitometry, by bone density is 30-50% above the normal range. When I was thin, my BMI was around 22-23. And I mean really thin.

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    Chich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, all larger people have arms that hang to their knees.

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people need to go back to school. Or go for the first time!

    Lavern Defazio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, after a hard day's work, I can relate.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they get a Pic of my skeleton when I'm still using it?

    Andrea Hartzler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes there is such a thing as big boned. Surgeon who did my husbands hip replacement came out saying he’d never seen such large bones..Hubby 6’4” German Dane heritage.

    ZestyBison
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The human skeleton varies slightly from person to person. I can guarantee that when we are 6 feet under, with some mild differences for density or height, the morbidly obese and those of relative health are the exact f*****g same.

    DutchPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And still people don't believe in three fact that us humans are apes

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    Dr. Nick Morgan also mentioned a study from 2011 that he recently ran across finds that acceptance and self-compassion, positive reframing, and humor are the three most effective ways to deal with failure.

    "These are techniques I can get behind, even though I’m not great at them," he said.

    Acceptance and self-compassion are the basics of moving on from failure. According to Dr. Morgan, you will know best how to talk to yourself, but some form of acceptance and forgiveness of yourself as a unique, valuable, fabulous human being is vital. "There are many books, online courses, and psychologists out there ready to help. Do the work; it’s important. As the self-help cliché has it, the airplane safety talk is right: put on your own oxygen mask first," he explained.

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    #13

    To Understand Basic Data

    To Understand Basic Data

    maclunkey91 Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ashleigh needs to do the test.

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair to Ashleigh, 'in the top 93%' sounds impressive. However, to be equally fair, there's a sentence RIGHT UNDERNEATH that explains exactly what it means. Which is not impressive.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna trust any online IQ "test". Pretty sure that the reason Donald Trump thinks he's smart.

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp! At least he's smarter than his momma 😆

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The state requires a minimum IQ of 80 to attend a public school Mrs. Gump. He's going to have to go to a special school."

    TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what are the bets that Ashleigh is ever going to grasp it?

    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 11yo is considered moderately gifted and is fully vaccinated.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It look me longer then it should have to realise that "Your IQ is in the top 93%" is not a compliment.

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    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's smarter than 7% of people that's what happens when you don't Vax your child

    giku T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ashleighs never disappoint

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    #14

    To Educate And Have Fun 👍

    To Educate And Have Fun 👍

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ones hilarious and obviously fake

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but it COULD be that someone peeled the sticker off a pepper pig puzzle in the toys section and placed it on some goulash in the meat section.That would be hilarious

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    tee-lena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my. Damn near choked on this one

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    Next, positive reframing can help make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear. "The idea here is to find something, anything that did go well or can be spun into a positive," he said. "Don’t fool yourself, but don’t overdo the doom and gloom in the first flush of failure, either. As a wise person ... shared with me once, it’s the broken places where the light comes in."

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    And lastly, as these pictures illustrate, humor. "Laughing at yourself is a great gift; lightness allows you to rise above the slough of despond and sail on serenely," Dr. Morgan said. Although, "laughing at others’ pratfalls is something I leave to your discretion."

    "The point is that once you can laugh at failure it is no longer terminal. You are ready to move on."

    #15

    To Push Someone's Head Into The Cake

    To Push Someone's Head Into The Cake

    Practical_Result_916 Report

    giku T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would someone be pushed into a cake?

    ScarletRos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid prank probably for internet views.

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chopsticks or not, you BETTER think twice before pushing someone into a cake.

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...especially at a wedding. Ruining an expensive dress, and the bride's make up, isn't the fun you as an immature boy think it is. It is very disrespectful towards the woman you just said you loved, an in worst case, it can result in a very rapid annulment. (yes those idiots exist)

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    LB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This also doesn't read 'attempts were made'. Attempted murder?

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if I'm making a cake with several tiers, I'd do this. Gives the cake more support so it doesn't capsize. though normally I use the plastic tubing (poly dowels, I think they're called?) rather than wooden dowels or chopsticks.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you need to know about skewers in baked goods to stop you from shoving someone's face into a cake then you are an A*****E. Also, what is pictured is not chopsticks but that isn't the point.

    Rebekah Fuentes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope she sent the medical bills to whomever pushed her🤬

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Germany there was once a game show which involved cake throwing at the end. The two hosts would compete against a guest team in different games to earn the cakes, and at the end the losing team would stick their heads trough a cut out and be pelted with cakes by the winners. If a remember correctly the hosts were usually the losers, in like 80 to 90 percent of cases. Edit: After googling the show I learned that the "Cakes" weren´t really cakes, but just whipped egg whites and food coloring.

    Bubba Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus, you waste cake! Never waste CAKE!!

    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there was once a BP post that mentioned someone who thought their family's tradition of shoving a kid's face into their birthday cake while blowing out the candles was normal. That's bad enough, but the idea that some places would put chopsticks in a cake is horrifying.

    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that horrifying? A cake is supposed to be cut into pieces and be eaten, the chopsticks would not in any way pose a danger then.

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    #16

    To Sext Politely

    To Sext Politely

    Substantial-Bat-9572 , x.com Report

    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT's the most humiliating day of her life? She hasn't lived yet...

    Daria
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope more people would talk like that.

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lets play the game of Ban you forever, XOXO!"

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, it's called class. 🙄

    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they mean professional boudoir photos? The right photographer can do some really nice ones!

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AI now into sexting , that is what we use it for, well it made VHS big so who knows

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe her chosen screen name is a mite boastful?

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    #17

    To Catch A Terrorist

    To Catch A Terrorist

    overreaIz Report

    Donkeywheel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what you get when your country has such a pitiable judiciary system that you can get sued for the most ludicrous reasons. Airlines must be reasonably watchful so they do that. Nowhere else in the world obviously. Same reason you have to write “not actual size” on a billboard ad for a sandwich, because you’d definitely lose if a moron were to order his 10 meters hotdog.

    Carl Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did....did you just get outraged over a photoshopped image?

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh no! You caught me! Curse you and your tricky questions!"

    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flying into the US for the first time in 1996 I had to fill in an immigration form (paper!) before landing. I can't remember the exact wording, but there was a question asking me if I'd in any way been involved in the Holocaust (as a perpetrator). Sure, America.

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When filling in the ESTA online, be very careful, because when scrolling the yes/no sometimes gets toggled. Happened to a very dear colleague, and he spent some interesting extra hours at JFK when arriving from the Netherlands. The most surprising was that he was let onto the plane, and he was only interrogated after arriving in the US.

    Amy S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dyslexic self would misread this and press yes by mistake.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know about now but the application for a visa to the US genuinely asked if you intended to attempt to overthrown the government!

    1LittleGranny64
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too late…they’ve already had one. They just haven’t figured it out yet.

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to guess that selecting "yes" stops you continuing to your flight.

    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh s**t guys, looks like I'm busted

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    #18

    To Fake Your Survival Video

    To Fake Your Survival Video

    lpomoeaBatatas , x.com Report

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He HAS donated SOME money etc to help people, but almost everything he says and does is b******t. The guy is an obnoxious narcissist.

    Logan Thorpe
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    1 year ago

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    awe poor david. your life must be empty and sad to care so much about what a stranger does with their life. ill pray for you

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could have actually tried this by going into that one abandoned city in Cyprus but had to have an entire place locked down for this video instead.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew he was fake from the start, the only time I watched his video was this weekend, where me and my friend decided to watch a video and count every lie. We stopped counting after we got past 30.

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And my 7 year old son thinks he's a god..

    Tor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean he has beast in his name so maybe he’s more like Satan

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    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fasting challenge: survive 600 hours without food (non-consecutively).

    Foxes forever!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He not as bad as some other influencers as in actually giving large amounts of money away but still fakes some things in videos (they ran out of water in that one so most of them left)

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your name is Bear Grylls and I claim my £5!

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh... okie dokey, champ.

    MacintoshID
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why this guy is so popular or what he does for a living.

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    #19

    To Give “Smart” Advice

    To Give “Smart” Advice

    Ok-Industry-3268 Report

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I image if one struggles this hard with numbers & counting things, those 365 cents are going to be highly beneficial to their quality of life.

    FloC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been a long year...

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    since when did 1penny = 100£?

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact, no it isn't. It would barely buy a cup of coffe here.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basic math has not "sunk in."

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PSA: If you have one of the older glass style water bottles like the one pictured, don't do this. The weight will cause the bottom to break out when you try to lift it.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not counting the bottle 365 pennies would weigh 1.3kg - not so bad. On the other hand 36500 (which is what they imply) would be 130kg so yeah, good luck with that!

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that explains why work seems so hard!!

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one long fu¢king year!

    Dusty's mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only interest rates worked that way.

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    #20

    To Disrespect Mike Tyson

    To Disrespect Mike Tyson

    bhavsarharsh Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much as I dislike Tyson doing this stunt, please punch his f*****g head clean off.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came up recently as another meme to describe how Kamala Harris treated Donald Trump during that debate.

    Tara L.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The planned fight between Tyson and Paul didn't happen as Paul chose to chicken out lol.

    Barry Fruitman
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jake Paul is an idiot to do this because he'll look like a tool either way. If he wins, he just beat up an old man. If he loses, he got beat up by an old man!

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jake Paul is 27y/o. Mike Tyson is 58. I'm not commenting on anyone's skills but seriously,, a guy in his late 20's versus a guy who has had a lifetime of his body being ravaged by fighting seems like it doesn't turn into bragging rights for Jake Paul. After this will he sign a contract to fight an 8y/o?

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if I didn't know who Jake Paul was, I'd still go with Mike.

    Epona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people wanted to take up professional boxing after Jake Paul became a boxer so they could get the opportunity to punch Jake Paul for all the nonsense he did in his YouTube "career"? Or, comparatively, how many people started watching Jake's matches so they could see him getting punched? I'm not this hateful about people normally, but Jake and his brother are garbage humans.

    NoName
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still hope this happens and Mike whoops that loud mouth's a*s lol like old style

    The Bearded Viking
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Please Please!!! I totally agree with G A...Please Mike, get well enough to knock that conceited, Shirley Temple-haired wanker in next week! He's only seconded in how much bulls@$#t he spins by Trump, but even then it's still a close call.

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    #21

    To Embarrass Stephen King

    To Embarrass Stephen King

    Ok_Acadia3526 Report

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the f**k is Dan Bongino ?

    Michael Melfa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the more obnoxious right wing talking heads. Goes on Fox a lot and is on the radio for 3 hours a day for Trumpers who are too old for podcasts.

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    Hayhaypaula
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he has no idea how successful Stephen King is? He thinks that he lives in his mom's basement? Huh?

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be fair, all of his stories are set in Maine, so he probably doesn't get out much.

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    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you don't read much, or watch horror films much, or get out from under your rock much, HOW THE F**K CAN YOU BE SO BLOODY STUPID THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHO STEPHEN KING IS?!

    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are you alive in English-speaking world and not know who Stephen King is?

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's an "American political commentator" who has $150 million, according to Wikipedia -- and he doesn't know who Stephen King is?!? Apparently not a reader.

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but reading leads to THOUGHTS, Cindy. THOUGHTS.

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    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stephen King is so much more famous than this idiot will ever dare dream to be.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So bitter as he hasn't had a hit album since "Slippery when wet"

    mysterious(he/they, maybe?)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I just finished reading Carrie today, but sure, nobody's heard of Stephen King.

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    #22

    To Not Show Bias

    To Not Show Bias

    mhjsa Report

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the answer I got: “Yes, like all people, Palestinians deserve to be free. The principle of freedom is rooted in human rights, which are universal. This includes the right to self-determination, the right to live in dignity, and the right to have control over their own lives and future. For Palestinians, the struggle for freedom is tied to complex historical, political, and territorial issues. Achieving peace, justice, and freedom for Palestinians and Israelis alike requires a resolution that respects the rights, security, and aspirations of both peoples.”

    Tara L.
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    somnomania (she/her, queer)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that anyone can look at what's going on over there and choose to side with israel is so baffling to me. both sides have erred, but one side is WAY worse than the other, and the less evil side is only a side at all because of decades of oppression.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that seems . . . balanced (with a thumb on one side of the scale)

    mysterious(he/they, maybe?)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ChatGPT also told me there were two R's in strawberry, so...

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone desererves freedom. Enough is enough. Whilst I despise what the Israeli Government and a good chunk of its people have done in murdering innocent children especially (and before you argue it, the hamas beheading babies thing was fake), I just want it all to end with a hopefully peaceful resolution. The land was shared before, why not again? Hamas have also offered to release hostages in exchange for ceasefires etc, but it's been rejected countless times. Makes you question why this genocide is still happening. :(

    Rhiannon Jane
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    1 year ago

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    #23

    To Get A Date

    To Get A Date

    [deleted] Report

    quentariel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck to this lady ever finding anyone. Not that she deserves it with this attitude.

    Hiram's Friend
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    1 year ago

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    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly don’t understand why some women care about height. I don’t even mean the 'what matters is their personality' fact, I mean why would you physically want a very tall guy?

    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand caring about height, but I don't understand why someone wouldn't prefer someone close to their height.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How tall of a person is she looking for?? One that she can easily walk underneath their crotch?

    rullyman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know loads of short women with tall partners (myself included! My husband is a good 30cm taller than me), and none of us specifically sought out tall men 😂

    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    150 cms... you're chatting with a child here, dude.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird fetish she has, I’m this height 😂 taller than 6’2 requirement only means 1 thing

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone who says they are 4'11" is actually 4'5" tall.

    Micheala Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez that would give me neck ache having to look up that high and she wants taller?! Delusional

    CalamityOne
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking for someone twice their height, so somewhere between 8 and 10 feet tall, lol

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps she was looking for somebody a bit taller so it wouldn't be so hard on her knees?

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    #24

    To Spell Properly

    To Spell Properly

    Honest-Internal-187 Report

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one has to be intentionally. This is not a mistake. It is a revenge from an angry employee.

    Frances
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶cuz we're feep deet in the passenger seat...

    Chich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do this just 'cuz.

    Little Bestie Capybara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh I leave quite an impression, five feep to be exact....

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats how you will sound if you ignore the no diving sign

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    #25

    To Convert Someone To Veganism

    To Convert Someone To Veganism

    MoonDustAllergy , x.com Report

    Lexi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a truly stupid ad. Most people would say yes to trying out t-rex steak

    G A
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    1 year ago

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    Anya Palapa
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    1 year ago

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    I usually consider your comments witty- complete fail withbthe vulgarity

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A chicken would totally eat a T-Rex.

    Chich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just know it tastes like chicken

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awfully bold of them to assume what I wouldn't eat.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If T-Rex was an option, people would try it. People eat crocodile.

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else wondering if Trex tasted like snake???

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a YouTube video where a flock of chickens cornered a rat, killed it and ate it. Must admit it almost put me off my scrambled eggs the next day.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vegans and vegetarians really do have a beef about meat don't they?

    Jane Theis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could eat a t-rex, just not at one sitting. Can't say that about a chicken.

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    #26

    To Read And Persuade People That You Are Smarter Than 85.69% Of The Population

    To Read And Persuade People That You Are Smarter Than 85.69% Of The Population

    lpomoeaBatatas Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear. Another one!

    TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this test result phrased this way to soften the blow, or was it set up to get rednecks to out themselves?

    John L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was to tell the truth while expanding a potential pool base of suckers. one born every minute!

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, those 143 people must really be dumb!

    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By definition, 50% of the population has an IQ below 100.

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    Jeremy Klaxon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The results of this tests are purposefully explained in a misleading way. Having an IQ of 50 places you in the top 100%, which is technically right but will totally mislead people with low IQ, which is the goal, so they don't think bad of this test.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrote 'thought' instead of 'taught' and missed an essential comma between the last two words. Real genius, that one.

    Tara L.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I scored higher than that while high lmfao

    Coffeemama05
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know of someone whom would do this. They think their daughter is God and is the smartest and best person ever and talks horrible about everyone but cries when no one wants to help them

    1LittleGranny64
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We clearly need more bleach in the gene pool…

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    #27

    To Win A Girl Over

    To Win A Girl Over

    AvonBarksdale666 Report

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be so furious with this but damn-it-all if I wouldn't laugh first.

    somnomania (she/her, queer)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'd agree to one date for a statement like that tbh, she's missing out!

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    #28

    To Predict The Future

    To Predict The Future

    SwanExtension7974 Report

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what happened the following week or so😂😂😂

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Batman. Was it Batman? It's usually Batman. I hope it was Batman. Batman's the best.

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    Barry Fruitman
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 million years is literally five times longer than our species has been on Earth

    JimSteve
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they mean heavier-than-air or dirigibles? Because balloons already existed

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heavier than air flight had already been achieved by Otto Lilienthal in Germany and Sir George Cayley in England but they were using gliders. The first piloted and engine-powered flight of which there is written evidence took place on 14 August 1901 in Connecticut (United States) at the hands of German engineer Gustave Whitehead. Inspired by the designs of his fellow countryman Otto Lilienthal, Whitehead made some adaptations and added a small engine. His longest flight travelled over 2 kilometres and reached a height of around 60 metres after taking off using its own power. But the Wright brothers had a better publicist.

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    Meami
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Challenge accepted

    ZestyBison
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The news is like that sometimes. Everyone is moving one way and then there is that one article saying we aren't. 🚬

    Coffeemama05
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to Kitty Hawk (K**l Devils Sand). That’s where the magic took place. On December 17th 1903 to be exact. Also the Wright brothers promised their dad they wouldn’t fly together just in case there as an accident. So he wouldn’t lose both sons

    Ormond Otvos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were talking about unaided flight?

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    #29

    To Be Politically Correct

    To Be Politically Correct

    Entire_Car_1852 Report

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use this Aztec Secret calcium bentonite clay make regularly and look very similar. Never once would I consider it blackface, especially with better lighting it’s obviously a dark grey-green.

    rullyman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what these boys are doing or their intentions, but they're using face masks wrong by applying them right up to the eyes. You're supposed to avoid the sensitive areas!

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth would you just kick them out? If this really was a case of deliberate blackface then this was the school's chance to have a meaningful discussion about the subject with their pupils. Kicking them out is basically a kind of virtue signalling but won't achieve anything positive.

    Mary Kelly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    suspicious claim by the boys that they weren't using the mask for black face as people don't usually place mask on eyelids, eyebrows or under the eyes....

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elite Catholic school is kind of an oxymoron.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how it’s called ‘out of trouble’ 😂

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Korean charcoal mask that goes like this, with better lighting however, you can tell it's more grey than it is black/brown in tone.

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me these boys knew EXACTLY what they did.

    Mark Rudolph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Plausible deniability" on the party of the boys?

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still waiting for those actors in White Chicks to face their day in court.. /s

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    #30

    To Collect $1.3 Million

    To Collect $1.3 Million

    butmuhfreedoms Report

    Zophra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, in court he won't have a leg to stand on.

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG this story is horrific

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scam was that they put the guy's legs in a bucket of dry ice and left them like that for 10 hours They were then going to say he had a motorcycle accident in Taipei and got frostbite. He did lose his legs, but he also got charged with attempted fraud.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That friend must be ve-e-ery persuasive.

    Leigh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now he has to foot the bill.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to see the full length pic where you can see nothing below his coat, and the cops are carrying him....

    Lee Henderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You all may think having a limb amputated is fire but it is more of a fashion statement.

    somnomania (she/her, queer)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought we had some wild scams in the US, this is nuts

    MZ (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then he landed himself in jail.. play stupid games win stupid prizes

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    #31

    Attempt To Pay Respect

    Attempt To Pay Respect

    Slygirl997 Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many chairs round the head

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bam Margera being alive is more of a surprise than Ozzy Osbourne, and that dude should have died a thousand times over before 1990!

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm reading "wish you were still with us" as "moved away" and not "moved on".

    Alexa Saltz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He might have meant it in a different way. Bam has had sobriety issues...

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...it's the thought that counts? 🤷‍♂️

    JL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't fault the Hulkster on this one. It's a reasonable assumption.

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    #32

    To Get A New Job

    To Get A New Job

    ONDickson_ Report

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't that mean his boss has a second job though - perhaps nfp and he's part of the board?

    Schmebulock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be a shoe in for the job then.

    Suby
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a lie. He was obviously sick of his current job.

    ZestyBison
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd laugh, "Hey Jim! Fancy seeing you here!"

    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    loads of people have 2 jobs. What are you trying to out?

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    #33

    To Be Funny

    To Be Funny

    weird_potato123 Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an excellent movie about how the Indian team did it. That movie cost less than Interstellar, too.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ack, why do men have to insult each other by insulting the women in their life?

    Simone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roxy222uk You´re so right with this! Have my sisters upvote :-)

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    Ellinor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, we don't shame women for their harmless choices here !

    Cadence Thorne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang on, what did the sister do to deserve getting dragged into this? Insult someone on their own merits, not via the women in their life.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused. What does a toilet have to do with anything?

    UpupaEpops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a while access to toilets wasn't a given in India. Massive investment and government intervention were needed as many people living in rural areas would have been forced to use surrounding fields and women were often attacked. It's not nearly as bad now.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the average price for a BRAND NEW car in India is about $6000 freedom bucks so I imagine a toilet is pretty damn cheap.

    Ormond Otvos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    India landed PEOPLE on the moon?

    Panda'sMom
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are those "Indians" so white?

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    #34

    At A Sign: My Town Is Getting A New Wa Houfflese. We're Pretty Pumped

    At A Sign: My Town Is Getting A New Wa Houfflese. We're Pretty Pumped

    nellywaters Report

    HF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now even the letters on the sign are fighting at Waffle House

    Sophia Athene
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You so made my day!! Waffle House is my fave restaurant. I've never been in an altercation but I've dined in ones that have been made YouTube famous.

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they also serve covfefe?

    Bruce Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this somewhere in the state of Washington

    Ormond Otvos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's those Haitians and their creole French...

    Jay Alan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard from this XD

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. Somebody is either playing a joke on somebody, dyslexic or just can't spell to save their lives.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...does that mean you can order smovered and cothered?

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    #35

    To Be Patriotic

    To Be Patriotic

    PiPopoopo Report

    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect day to put this post up as well

    Roan The Demon Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...i didn't realise the day yesterday (sometimes forget because the date is the other way around) and OH MY GODFS

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't think that one through, did they?

    Angrykitten
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what exactly do some Americans mean when they say respect the flag? As a Canadian I don't get the American obsession with their flag.

    Cathy Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not all of us. It tends to be an alt right thing. They think flying 16 flags makes them more patriotic, even as they're voting for someone who clearly wants to be a dictator.

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    Farah the Turtle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys in my class in an airplane game: Hey, Farah, look its you! *proceeds to hit plane through towers* me: 🙄😑😪🥱

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    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what is known as Jenga in Europe?

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is also known as Jenga in America, I don't know what they were going for.

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    Kris Tyler
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH YES! LET"S TUMBLE THE US TOWER

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a fully considered idea before production.

    Cathy Roberts
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    1 year ago

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    #36

    To Get A Tattoo That Looks Like The Picture

    To Get A Tattoo That Looks Like The Picture

    devnull10 Report

    Captive
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it was meant to be an Otter?

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going with ferret, but you could be right.

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww.... a sock puppet wolfie!

    Moë
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a sock puppet 🤣

    Say No to Downvoting
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister has a weird greyhound cross something she adopted from the pound. He legitimately looks just like that picture on the right.

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Temu figured out how to sell tattoos?

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the right makes me want to say "Who's a good boy?!"

    Lexi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a sock puppet made by a 5 year old

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao, you get what you pay for. 😂

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a hand puppet

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    #37

    To Stay Retired

    To Stay Retired

    ImpressiveBook3744 Report

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving propagandist.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I have such a warm glowing feeling reading that?

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause schadenfreude is a wonderful feeling :)

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    highwaycrossingfrog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't invest what you can't afford to lose. And definitely don't invest in an impeached recently convicted felon

    Barry Fruitman
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's at $16 today 😂

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is this person and what is DJT?

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it was bonds that Trump issued, which, unsurpricingly for everyone but his loyal fans, failed missrable as everything that man touch does. Once again, Trump found a way to milk his loyal followers (read: suckers) for money. A lot of money could have been made on that bond, if only you had been smart enough to short it.

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    Kipper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where greed gets you!

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    #38

    To Defend Drake

    To Defend Drake

    Windermerefan Report

    iseefractals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) A pedophile is defined as someone who is attracted to prepubescent children, 16 don't qualify. 2) The guy gave an overview of the actual law as it currently stands. Until very recently, in japan it was 12, in some parts of Europe it continues to be 14 or 15 years old. He stated a fact, if that's the response he got from his fiance, he dodged a bullet.

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    JustAnotherCommenter(she/they)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drake was shown to be a pedo, and Kendrick released a song called not like us calling him a pedo by saying “trying to strike a chord but it’s probably a minor” and this guy is trying to defend drake for being a pedo

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pedophilia is about desire, not whether it is legal. Also it would be hebephilia. Pedophilia is an attraction to pre-pubescent children. But it's the catch all word most people use.

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would expect more from someone called Pericles.

    1LittleGranny64
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s revolting even if it’s legal. Men don’t need to be messing with teenagers.

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    Shelley Dawson
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    1 year ago

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    It's true. If you don't like it, do something to change the law. I remember my godparents were both 16 when they eloped. They were married for 65 years and died within a week of each other. I have always liked older men. Whilst I didn't go out with a man until I was 17, he was 34 at the time. It was so good to have a sophisticated man to look after me rather than an awkward boy my own age.

    Epona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure I see a connection between your godparents both being 16 when they eloped and you liking older men. They were the same age.

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    #39

    To Argue With Fans

    To Argue With Fans

    Content_Artichoke_17 Report

    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it."

    Arenite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be free of ignorant racists? We should all wish for thats

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the new doctor. Finally free of guild and shame and full of love and good vibes. @everyone crying about wokeness: the doctor is an alien who flirted with a tree (just one example). Be kind 😗

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I flirted with a tree once. My insurance agent wasn't happy about it.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, what was he supposed to say? "You're right, as a black man I am totally unable to play a fictional sci-fi character, please keep watching, I'll resign and give the role to a white man so that the ratings won't drop"?

    Stephen Lyford
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I highly doubt the accuracy of that statement.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently true. I had not heard of this doctor or the controversy but I just googled and it is covered a lot of places. The link below talks about it and has a link to the Variety article where he said it. Giving this link because it also talks about viewership numbers. https://thatparkplace.com/ncuti-gatwas-doctor-who-ratings-plummet-after-he-told-viewer-dont-watch-turn-off-the-tv/

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    Nimitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be clear, people are complaining about a gay kiss and the fact that he's black, and f*****g fabulous. The writing and acting is excellent. It is 100% about bigotry

    Untamed Snark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope they bring back Rogue, they had great chemistry.

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    Earonn -
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correlation doesn't mean causation, and I doubt it was 50%. Is that from the Daily Heil?

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the 50% part is apparently pretty close. I can't say it is all caused by his statement in the Variety interview. "That means “Space Babies” saw viewership decline by just shy of 45% compared to “The Church on Ruby Road.” “The Devil’s Chord” saw viewership decline by just shy of 49%."

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    Stimpy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a great reminder to watch doctor who again. I missed quite a lot of it for the last years

    Roan The Demon Kitty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's really NOT a fail because the 50% that it allegedly (i don't believe it was actually that high a percentage) dropped by simply aren't wanted in the whovian fandom. Because the reason Ncuti said this was because of homophobic and racist abuse. The doctor hates bigotry!

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm certainly not homophobic - I'm gay. The last series of Dr Who, I tried, I really did, but it's too juvenile. Disney have obviously put caveats on their investment. Shame, I have been a lifelong fan, but I can't do it any more after the disaster of the Chibnall era and now this. I give up.

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    Rebecca McManus
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect it's the rubbish storyline of last season that caused viewership to drop rather than him

    WubiDubi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regenerating the Dr. as a previous incarnation (what sort of lore is that) shows they were in desparate times for a success formula formula. Ncuti is better than many others.

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Better than many others"? There are not that many Doctors! I don't mind him, I mind the dumbing down and the bad writing.

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    #40

    To Be Taken Seriously

    To Be Taken Seriously

    ChungusMcFunkopop Report

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, good. An "officer" that implements their own personal rules/standards where they have no authority.

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, I see the logic here. Unfortunately for them, I too have no actual powers, but since I'm in training to be the President of Earth, I expect to be treated as such, right now. So since fake Police rank below fake Presidents, I'm going to issue a fake decree to have them thrown in fake prison just for irritating me.

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I reported you to my dad!"

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The RSF (Reddit Special Forces) seriouly managing your comment about "Inside Out 2".

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh f**k off you cunting shithead. Bollocks to your d******d c*********g self importance. I just thought people may enjoy filling in the gaps to pass the time... Edit. I can't believe I got away with 'cunting'!

    Farah the Turtle
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol the bp staff noticed kunting and now its gone XD

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    Dekker451
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of reddit mods take their job way too seriously.

    Cora Han
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet officers who have completed training with thier uniforms and badges just LOVE this!

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    #41

    To Manufacture Consent For Endless War

    To Manufacture Consent For Endless War

    north_canadian_ice Report

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe because the protestors themselves were making it all about themselves. They couldn't care less about what's happening to Palestinians any more than they care about the ongoing civil war in Sudan. It's just a cheap and easy way to demonstrating your "Woke" credentials - spend a few days in a pup tent on campus with 30 other wealthy White kids, congratulating each other on how morally superior they are to everybody else. The fact that they don't care if Trump wins (which would be far far worse for the Palestinians), so long as they are able to prove their moral superiority over other White Americans tells me all that I need to know about who they really care about.

    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember there was a huge protest in Miami when I was in college i would catch the news on the bus every day and not once did they mention what they were protesting it drove me nuts

    Tara L.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the protesters are ignorant & stupid

    Barry Fruitman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A. They have stopped reporting on Gaza and B. The school protests are valid news

    Screeching Owl
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    1 year ago

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    Because everyone in Gaza is dead.

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    Momica98
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't follow those media outlets.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe ‘Murica isn’t as free as they’d like to think? Just sayin

    1LittleGranny64
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect their late night pundits would agree.

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    #42

    To Prevent People Taking Your Nft

    To Prevent People Taking Your Nft

    lpomoeaBatatas Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiots wasting money on nothing burgers

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While they're still very silly and more than a bit idiotic, people seriously misunderstand NFTs. It's a digital receipt that you own that exact file at that exact URL. Nothing more. It has exactly zero protections against copying, modification or even deletion.

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NFTs... That scheme who made some idiots believe they would become rich in no time...

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The term is "speculative market bubble". NFTs are just one of the most recent. Before that it was sealed graded video games, and there was a coin market bubble in the 80s. The people running it are expecting that it is not them holding the worthless item when the bottom falls out and the bubble bursts, because the bubble always bursts.

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    Barry Fruitman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owning an NFT is not the same as having the copyright

    Chich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His lawyers: " Just how much money does this idiot have?"

    somnomania (she/her, queer)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nfts are the stupidest s**t humanity's come up with in a while

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a good youtube video explaining NFTs. They have legit purposes but the stuff that doesn't seem stupid is more related to contract stuff. Again, I'm not explaining it as well as he did, but in general think of a way to make certain agreements public and everyone can see it. So - not all NFTs are art but I agree the art ones selling for tons of money are stupid. And you don't even have exclusive use of the art. the very nature of the public block chain is anyone can follow the link to the art you bought (but I think technically didn't actually buy the art - I get lost in the details)

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    David
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that technically what you own is a link but I can't explain it as well as a tech person did in a longer YT video.

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can just save nfts and not pay for it

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are now worthless except for people who buy them as a tax write off. Suckers indeed

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    #43

    To Make A Visual Representation Of Angles

    To Make A Visual Representation Of Angles

    MildlyGeriatric Report

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that had worked out, I'd have thought it was great--I'm clueless with angles

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not like those reversible fridge doors. Bummer.

    Kerry Fletcher
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    1 year ago

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    Dekker451
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So who fücked up, the door-hanger or the floor-drawer...onner?

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    #44

    To Get A 20% Tip. We Had Three Glasses Of Water And Three Drinks. The Server Scribbled Over The Lesser Percentage Options And Circled What Was Expected

    To Get A 20% Tip. We Had Three Glasses Of Water And Three Drinks. The Server Scribbled Over The Lesser Percentage Options And Circled What Was Expected

    godless_1 Report

    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, with that kind of ethic I would tip $0

    AlexJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scribble over the 2 and the 7.9 and draw another happy face

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    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically this would make me tip nothing, and I'm usually a pretty good tipper

    rullyman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes, expecting a 20% tip on drinks at an airport bar? Bit grabby.

    Historyharlot93
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to understand tipping culture in the USA. The 15-20% is considered part of the wages. My son works at a restaurant, when he’s working the take out counter he gets $14/hr. When he waits on tables, he gets $8.90/hr + tips. He works at a high end restaurant and can clear $40-50/ hr. He gets a lower wage because the tips are supposed to bring you up to minimum wage and beyond. But people know to tip at expensive restaurants. It’s the poor waiters at the cheaper restaurants like Wafflehouse, etc. And yes, even bars you have 3 drinks at, where the servers get shafted on the tips. It’s not a fair system, I think everyone should be paid minimum wage, but that’s the reality, it’s the “rules”, so tip for goodness sake. HOWEVER, you don’t need to tip at every freaking fast food restaurant and food stand that has the tip screen come up. That’s getting out of hand.

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    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they do this for all of their checks? That sounds like a lot of extra work to me. When I'm rolling with a section of 7-10 tables at a time, I don't have the time to f*****g write on the checks. Just put in good work and the tips will come. Jesus.

    frederick clause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a tip is expected and/or mandatory then it is no longer a tip. It is a portion of the price and should be included in the price. If it's not included then it should be considered false advertising.

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sorry $12 for an Amaretto ? I buy a whole bottle for 15 , markup ok , but this is insane.

    rullyman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look at the top of the receipt, you can see it's an airport bar

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    Schmebulock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to be smarter and use whiteout!

    Cathy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three cocktails is different than three tea...

    Donkeywheel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why there is this concept of “price”. You know, the amount of money that represents what it costs (ingredients, labor) to make it. No tip, thank you.

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    #45

    To Do Something Impossible

    To Do Something Impossible

    CLIFFjumper05 Report

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Substitute "superhighway" with "railway" and you will receive my attention.

    rullyman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Superhighway" doesn't have to mean cars, and given that this was proposed by the former president of the Russian railways and follows the route of the Trans-Siberian railway, it's clearly meant to be rail.

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    Dominik
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay, fork the Trans-Siberian Railway towards the US and Canada. I guess people would do it :-) And London -> Moscow is possible, already

    rullyman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tricky at the moment because of the war. I've met a few people who've done it and said the Russian portion is pretty boring. 10 days of looking at pine trees :/

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    Skara Brae
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vast majority of that trip would be through flat land with little view and few interesting stops along the way.

    Christopher Walkies
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A brilliant attempt to get EU and US to fund a Trans-Russia super project.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun Fact: Remember the movie, 'The Great Race', with The Great Leslie (Tony Curtis) and Professor Fate (Jack Lemmon) competing in an auto race from New York to Paris in the early 1900s? They went up to Alaska, crossed the Bering Strait, and then drove on to Paris? Well, such a race was actually run back in the day. The winning car was a 'Thomas Flyer'.

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putin needs rail to move his army I suppose ?

    ORSOrama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit I'd love to be rich enough to drive from London to New York

    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could maybe work with massive investment and some underground tunnels, but there'd be litterally no insentive to not just take a plane

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s only 53 miles with Diomede islands in-between, so two 25-ish mile bridges. absolutely possible & the probability isn’t based on cost, but engineering. The real concern is weather.

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    Jay Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It currently takes 5 days to travel by train from Moscow to Vladivostok.

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    #46

    To Enshrine The Most Fascistic, Traitorous Bullshit I've Ever Witnessed In My Life Into Law

    To Enshrine The Most Fascistic, Traitorous Bullshit I've Ever Witnessed In My Life Into Law

    JasonOverstreet Report

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that sounds like it violates the first amendment, and not in the way Musk complains about when his advertisers withdraw. As in, actually what the first amendment is there to stop happening, the government deciding what you can or cannot say about a government.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never believe the twisted summaries of bills that people post on places like FB or twitter. The actual text does not say you can't criticize a jew. https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/house-bill/6090/text

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This madness is what comes from allowing people to buy members of government. How many politicians (yes, on BOTH sides) regularly receive money from AIPAC (American Israel Public Affairs Committee)? Too damn many. We will never, EVER have a true representative democracy until we get lobbying OUT of our government.

    Thomas Biorogue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should wear patches on their suits of their sponsors. Like NASCAR drivers.

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    Barry Fruitman
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judaism =/= Zionism. I'm Jewish and I criticize Israel all the time. Also the majority of Zionists are evangelical Christians.

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not saying that the IHRA definition of antisemitism is ideal, but it does not say that criticism of Israel is antisemitism: "Manifestations might include the targeting of the state of Israel, conceived as a Jewish collectivity. However, criticism of Israel similar to that leveled against any other country cannot be regarded as antisemitic."

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was unaware of this bill but upon reading it, I don't see that it says you can't criticize Jews. It talks about not being able to discriminate against... based on... (jew, black etc). Read it and decide for yourself. https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/house-bill/6090/text

    1LittleGranny64
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Otherwise they’d have to admit that selling weapons to a nation that has fired on seven of its neighbours in two years might be a bad idea.

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this really is fascism ..... if it's correct ( I'm an Aussie )

    Al Padilla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But don't forget: Arabs are also Semites. So, if you criticize Hamas, or ISIS, you're also being anti-semitic.

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    #47

    To Ask People To Not Eat On The Carpet

    To Ask People To Not Eat On The Carpet

    kTfanboy Report

    giku T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like the man in the pink shirt is trying to hide that his mouth is full.

    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn’t ask nicely, next time, please no carpet munching. Or give us hours when it is ok to munch a little.

    Zaineb Bookwala
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    फर्श = floor. So it doesn't even say carpet in Hindi.

    Gowri Sasikumar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hindi translation above says Eating on the floor is strictly prohibited- a valid sign since many families traditionally eat their meals, sitting on the floor instead of a dining table. Indians aren't carpet eaters- just that some of them suck at English!

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No not eating on the carpet but asking not to pull out their own carpets, some countries eat on little mats on the ground instead of at a table

    WickedSwicket
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carpet munchers must be running rampant in India🤭

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    #48

    To Fight Misinformation

    To Fight Misinformation

    joelman0 Report

    Auhsoj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the post & context are both wrong

    JimSteve
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    1 year ago

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    Wait, really? the context is wrong too?

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    Tara L.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muslim terrorists are not Irish or Isreali

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Certainly not - the 9/11 acts were organised by Saudis who were trained by that international purveyor of terrorism . . . the CIA . . . oopsie!

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m certain he speaks of the Sequoia, which is now privately owned and based on D.C. but currently undergoing renovations in Belfast. … Maine

    Arenite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even as a joke, don’t publish lies

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The attackers were Saudi Arabians. So if course Bush went to war with Iraq.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Afghanistan - but you're right about Bush's close, personal friends, the Saudis.

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    Heather Talma
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir have you been living in New York since 1845?

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    #49

    To Use The Disney Font

    To Use The Disney Font

    OffWeGoIntoTheWildBY Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a moment. The T is...unfortunate.

    Aviation Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, you done messed up, Ryan Trahan

    Little Bestie Capybara
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Repeat after me kids: double check your fonts, it'll be worth it later

    TribbleThinking
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    1 year ago

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    Truth :https://edition.cnn.com/2024/08/16/politics/arbitration-signing-away-rights-disney-plus-wrongful-death-lawsuit/index.html

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    #50

    To Sell A Cyber Truck In Denver

    To Sell A Cyber Truck In Denver

    farmertypoerror Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the real thing!

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably. For one thing, it looks like the side panels are bolted on as opposed to glued on, like the original.

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    Nunya Biznass
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see a difference. Those "trucks" literally look like a kid drew a crooked-a$$ pentagon, put "wheels" on the bottom & went, "Look! I drew a car!" Then Elon went, "omg that's f*King AWESOME" & actually had it made. It looks like an ultra sh!t concept car from the early 80's. & idiots with too much money fall for the "cyber" label & drive that sh!t around like the emperors new clothes😮‍💨😑

    Mary Gibson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brand new??? Why do people want such an UGLY piece of scrap like that!

    Panda'sMom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thank you! Not under ANY circumstances!

    Irene Orr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like some Trailer Park Boys stuff!

    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it can drive through puddles and not brick itself!

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    #51

    To Do A Tiktok Prank

    To Do A Tiktok Prank

    homebrewed91 Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame it wasn't fatal. This irritating c**t deserves it.

    Betta Fish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how bad someone does, wishing death on someone for doing a prank (a stupid, reckless and illegal one, I am aware of that) is really messed up, just be happy that he was found guilty.

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    Tiny Dancer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For them that care, it seems his time in jail may have done the trick. He seems to have turned his life around and was last seen doing modelling work: https://x.com/madmanmizzy/status/1778145753090675142

    Simon Chen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another person i not need to know

    karen snyder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was this kid's age, neither tiktok, iPhone or ebike existed. This whole headline was a far off nightmare. I know, I just sound old, (born in '80,) but I feel so sad for today's young people.

    1LittleGranny64
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you talking about kid? You’re just a baby!

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    Tee Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His get-away car was an e-bike?? Smaaaaart!

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dontcha hate when that happens?

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    #52

    ...at Being Humble

    ...at Being Humble

    JollyW Report

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what does he prefer to be called? Asshat?

    rullyman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The man who took loads of money from the NHS"

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    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he enjoyed Rayguns performance 😂 stoners are funny people

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a way around that... start donating money until you have less than a billion dollars left.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long since passed the point of parody.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if he doesn't want it, I'll have it. Would solve a lot of problems here.

    1LittleGranny64
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He clearly needs to pay more in taxes to ease his conscience.

    RobotMonkey God
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thatcher lovin' former hippy dishcloth....

    Lace Neil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So give me your money, I think I could hack being called a billionaire.

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    #53

    To Be Inclusive

    To Be Inclusive

    PelicanFrostyNips Report

    rullyman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have called it slim fit and classic fit.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the cut different to accommodate anatomy?

    Fellfromthemoon
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, I have a really curvy female body and I wear men's/unisex T-shirts mostly. Moreover, I have pants, shorts and jeans designed for the male anatomy.

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    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just surprised the women's shirt isn't $20 more

    ByeFelicia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this is hilarious. Higher please!

    Leigh
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    1 year ago

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    the whole point of non binary went over the designers head! if you look up gender in the dictionary it points out gender is a social construct.

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but physical shape isn't. The two designs are *cut* differently. Just because someone is non-binary doesn't mean their body isn't a particular shape.

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    #54

    To Convince You To Go With This Dentistry…

    To Convince You To Go With This Dentistry…

    IljaMaran Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow that's more scary

    iseefractals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like giving a testical teeth.

    1LittleGranny64
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That does not have the appeal they think it does….lol.

    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they're not even centered in his mouth. He's got a Tom Cruise smile.

    Toasted Applesauce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TEETH, PRECIOUS!! In Riddles in the Dark, Bilbo gives Gollum the riddle "30 white horses on a red hill. First they champ, then they stamp, then they stay still". The answer is 'teeth!' and Gollum answers it correctly, but questions it as he only has 12. I guess this was after he lost his Ring. SORRY FOR NERDING OUT I JUST FREAKING LOVE TOLKIEN

    #55

    To Sound Tough

    To Sound Tough

    SOYBOYPILLED Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See that 10 mile long queue? Brace yourself....

    Corwin 02
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a business opportunity here to have a little stall renting out steel toed boots

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but he sounds very eager... i kinda don't want to...

    Justin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Kick me baby, one more time! 🎶

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a kink gone public

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please keep your kinks to yourself.

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish Trump would say this. A lot of people would take him up on it.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That lineup from 'Airplane' comes to mind...

    1LittleGranny64
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being proud of being offensive is not the flex he thinks it is.

    Jess Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Reform-athiest-agnostic-ignostic but I'm still going to get dressed up looking like a super Orthodox Jew (complete with snood) for kicking this holocaust denying bag of dirt

    Rebekah Fuentes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sounds like the coach from Beavis & Butthead!🤣 "Kick me in the jimmies!" "Yes, do it again!".

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    #56

    To Paint A Message On The New Driveway

    To Paint A Message On The New Driveway

    factshack Report

    Dar Mal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we know where 84 IQ works!

    WickedSwicket
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that where Chingy goes when he takes a Right Thurr ?

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    #57

    To Live In The Real World

    To Live In The Real World

    BernLan Report

    Ruth Kilpatrick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last comment is how we used to get our groceries from the Company Store in the Mill Village.

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    rullyman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah man, it's much better to go yourself. You can choose the best produce that way. We only get home grocery delivery when we're buying heavy or bulky stuff, as we don't have a car so I do all my supermarket shopping with a hand trolley

    Li’l E.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty common in NYC, where few people own cars.

    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using 'actually, like' in a written sentence. 🤬

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this person should leave their basement one in a while

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corwin is a moron, as are Slazac's parents. If you order online, fine. If you have already gone to the store to pick and pay for items, take them with you. Having someone else make an additional round trip is stupid.

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the people in the EU (the background flag they use) do that, in shockingly small stores.

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    #58

    At Making A Readable Title

    At Making A Readable Title

    TestMonkey-007 Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p that must be how to appeal to your target audience

    #59

    To Take A Break From Gaming

    To Take A Break From Gaming

    selmacashmoney Report

    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a gamer... have been since being little... This... this is an embarrassment

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. I‘ve done my fair share of 'C**p, I should have gone to sleep hours ago', especially while progress raiding, but 'withdrawal'? If it’s that serious, she needs professional help.

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    Ni Mho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Genuinely can’t breathe”, but can take a selfie and find the “post” button…

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it even legal for 12 year olds to have real jobs?

    TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's alright. The technicalities are now moot as the not breathing will have rendered all her problems as problems no more.

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    Dar Mal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    entry should have been called "To manufacture attention"

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it doesn't. That's how allergic reactions, absurd hyperbole or attention seeking work. Addiction is a problem and should be taken seriously, this fool should not.

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    #60

    To Sell $3500 Headsets In This Economy

    To Sell $3500 Headsets In This Economy

    Huth_S0lo Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The price is in addition to them just plain sucking. There are better headsets for less than a grand (well, I think that was the second hand price, no clue about new, still better than the Apple one).

    iseefractals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. You've clearly never used one. The only shortcoming for the thing (other than price) is the lack of dedicated apps designed specifically for it.....a problem that will be solved in time. Apple filed 5000 patents while developing the thing, 5 motion sensors, 6 microphones and twelve cameras' there's so much sensor data going into the thing it required it's own dedicated piece of silicon to process it all. Are there better gaming headsets? Absolutely. But that's not what the vision pro is. It's in a segment all it's own, and there's nothing that compares.

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    R Dennis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... I can look stupid without having to have an Apple ID.

    Nicola Mawson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't Google make something similar a substantial amount of time ago?

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    #61

    To Be The Victim

    To Be The Victim

    anwiseman Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused by the formatting here

    iseefractals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone insults someone based on their religion, the person they insulted then makes the same insult toward the original offender on the same basis, that original offender than plays the victim. Think a rapper getting "Offended" that a white person is singing along to their lyrics.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes...America must be under religious rule. THAT'S what you can expect.

    #62

    To Be A Pick Me

    To Be A Pick Me

    Training-Ad3350 Report

    rullyman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These right wing women learn pretty quickly that the leopards will eat their face too.

    Betsy Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But I thought the leopards only ate OTHER people's faces!"

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LoL at women hating on feminism. Where would you be without it? Probably chained to the stove and not allowed to speak at all.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes it is amazing to believe that there are still people like this.

    #63

    To Be A Sane Human Being

    To Be A Sane Human Being

    GaryPetersonUSA Report

    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is their waiter Mahatma Gandhi?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently. Doesn't make it any better does it.

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    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love history so my stupid brain is all - yeah no way if they lived at the same time period would a queen raised in luxury be eager to date a dude born in a manger out of wedlock from a non prominent family that became a carpenter

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    de-lu-sion•al I dellooZH(a) nal | adjective °characterized by or holding false beliefs or judgments about external reality that are held despite incontrovertible evidence to the contrary, typically as a symptom of a mental condition: hospitalization for schizophrenia and delusional paranoia. °based on or having faulty judgment; mistaken:

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money is King for Dump

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attention. He’ll squander money to buy attention.

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    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm.... Gary Peterson is an anti-MAGA comedy account. This is like mocking the Onion for getting its facts wrong.

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parody is dead. It is no longer possible to offer an idea so extreme that no reasonable person could think it was true. People this batshit crazy are out there, and they’re loud about it now.

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    Stygtand
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think jesus is voldemort. Look at that nose.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liz Hurley, Jared Leto and Ben Kingsley?

    Tee Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I am now definetly gonna hurl

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    #64

    To Survive The Grind

    To Survive The Grind

    Deathrider66 Report

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's 48 hours left in the entire week for anything else. At a max that's just under 7 hours of sleep total if nothing else.

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    #65

    To Have A Brand New Car In This Neighborhood

    To Have A Brand New Car In This Neighborhood

    TXVERAS Report

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, all the WHEELS got stolen. I mean, yes, the tyres were also stolen, but only because they were attached to the wheels.

    #66

    To Keep Men Out

    To Keep Men Out

    Lion_Of_Mara Report

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s fine if they want to make it women only. Presumptuous on gender, but whatever. Just don’t make it a public exhibit, since this would exclude a fair share of the public. Make it a private, invite-only showing or a private group showing. Can’t have it both ways.

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was necessary to the exhibit as an art act though. The legal action was in effect an attempt to prevent the artwork from existing. It was an exploration of gender privilege, entitlement, etc. (If I remember rightly, the works supposedly kept from men turned out to have been faked for the exhibition... It was all about perceptions.)

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    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well ... in Germany and other countries "Women's Houses" exist. Absolutely no men allowed.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But those are banned for men for a complete different reason, the exhibit did it to create a debate

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhh isn't this one lot was fighting against? I'm confused now!

    TribbleThinking
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was all pure publicity seeking. The exhibit was supposed to include a Picasso or something. Lots of in court fighting and news coverage later, the rich woman behind it all admitted the paintings were fakes and tried to justify it.

    I’ve Seen Things
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This museum is known for its “edgy” and “provocative” installations. It has a machine that generates poop and defecates daily, it has a wall of vågïnä molds etc etc. They are loving this publicity and will probably fight it until the end, then open to everyone the day after.

    #67

    To Increase Employee Moral

    To Increase Employee Moral

    Deathrider66 Report

    Vermonta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she has a bachelor of science degree, so maybe it was just an experiment.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today I learned there is a celebrity called Megan Three Stallion.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not Three it's Thee. Pronounced like The. Don't ask me why!

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Megan doesn't deserve these sort of people working for her- he could have at least said 'have fun' beforehand

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know anything about this young lady, but I'm puzzled by her name, since a stallion is a male horse. Maybe someone can explain it to me?

    Toasted Applesauce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not very familiar with celebrities myself but I'm pretty sure it's just a last name. Last names don't take genders, for example Johnson does not become Johndaughter. It had nothing to do with her gender as far as I know. I could be wrong though.

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was just talking to another woman

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    #68

    To Shame The Student Protestors

    To Shame The Student Protestors

    SRGsergan592 Report

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the writer means the civil rights protesters had the wrong methods, OK. If they mean that the civil rights protesters had the wrong message, they can f**k off.

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The civil rights movement also voted for the best candidates, and didn't wait around for the "Perfect" candidate. The Christian Right voted for Trump, who they hate, because he said he would put right wing judges in the SCOTUS. The Left refused to vote for CLinton because she wasn't perfect, and so we now have the SCOTUS that we have. They still refuse to learn, because they are still making it all about themselves, and how they will feel for voting for somebody who isn't perfect. The left also refuses to try to convince others of the rightness of their cause. All they can say is "it's not my job to enlighten you", leaving the field to the wingnuts and their toxic b******t.

    Justin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess if you call major legislation and amendments to the constitution a failure

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    #69

    To Stop Antisemitism

    To Stop Antisemitism

    LelouchStyles Report

    WickedSwicket
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supporting Palestine does not equate to being anti Semitic.

    Betsy Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! The number of people who think being held accountable is hate speech is genuinely terrifying. Genocide is genocide, regardless of who does it.

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    Max Fox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that the flag is of Jordan. If it lacks the star, it is the the flag of the Palestinian authorities in the Palestinian territories, which is recognized by Israel and by the rest of the world. It is not the flag of Hamas, which is green.

    Betsy Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "To Understand Antisemitism" would be a better title

    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    1 year ago

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    I say that I'm neutral on this site ONCE and suddenly all these Palestine posts appear.

    Corwin 02
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    1 year ago

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    Because she is delusional , but that does not prohibit her from expressing her free speech. Of course Delta can also instate a rule that no political statements can be worn during workhours.

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    #70

    To Get Free Food As An “Food Influencer”

    To Get Free Food As An “Food Influencer”

    Alohagrown Report

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there missing info?

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes - how and why people think "influencer" is a worthwhile activity.

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    #71

    To Have Freedom Of Speech In America

    To Have Freedom Of Speech In America

    GermainCampman Report

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not sure people understand what freedom of speech entails. The First Amendment protects us against government limits on our freedom of expression, but it doesn’t prevent private employers, businesses, organizations,, entities, groups, individuals etc from setting their own rules or policies on what speech is accepted.

    pelemele
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to my knowledge, this first amendment does not give the absolute right to say anything about anyone or any subject (like incitement to hatred etc.). It is rather the assurance that the State will not censor opinions or journalistic speeches that do not go in its direction.

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explanation please?

    KL Harrold
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Students in a pro-Palestine group were arrested on various charges including trespass, resisting or obstructing an officer and criminal damage to property, among other things. The author, and some of the people in the replies, seems to think they were arrested for being pro-Palestine or saying pro-Palestine things rather than, for example, illegally occupying land...

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    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake picture? ‘State police’. And they only have matching chest pieces in the front?

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freedom of speech does not mean that you can put up a tent inside a mall, a metrostation, or wherever that is. Camping isn't speaking, and you can't just sneak every action you want to do in under the right to free speech.

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Closer investigation will prove this is AI. And freedom of speech is limited - saying "I don't like person XY" is free, "I am going to buy a gun and kill person XY" will have consequences.

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No: "New Mexico State Police and UNM police prepare to make arrests of pro-Palestinian protesters occupying the Student Union building at the University of New Mexico in Albuquerque, N.M., on early Tuesday morning, April 30, 2024. (Chancey Bush/The Albuquerque Journal via AP)". Yes, there's a lot of AI fakery - but it's as damaging to dismiss reality is AI (without evidence) as it is to accept AI fakes as real. Do the damn checking.

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    #72

    To Have A Free Press

    To Have A Free Press

    north_canadian_ice Report

    Toasted Applesauce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fail was that they were arresting journalists (presumably for just doing their job - maybe covering a protest?) when the First Amendment guarantees freedom of press

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    #73

    To Understand Population Density

    To Understand Population Density

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    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait is the is upside down? I’m Australian so I’m a little confused and I’m not going to google

    Wisco_MKE
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wisconsinite here. This guy doesn't realize that land doesn't vote. Two of those blue sections are Madison and Milwaukee, our two biggest cities and they have more votes because there's more people.

    mysterious(he/they, maybe?)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so Wisconsinite here. The blue areas are places with big cities, such as Milwaukee, Madison, and Green Bay. Big cities, in general, tend to be more liberal. The red areas have smaller populations. There are "towns" in Wisconsin that consist of a handful of houses, a bar, and a gas station. Also, Wisconsin is a swing state.

    mysterious(he/they, maybe?)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we were truly a blue state, I wouldn't have to watch and listen to so many political ads.

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    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dane county which has Madison and Milwaukee county are the most populated in the state.

    whiterabbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good example of why the electoral college is important.

    Jen D.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wisconsin's not a blue state though...? Its considered purple. It often votes democrat in state elections (like governor) and republican for president.

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    #74

    To Resurrect Her Reputation

    To Resurrect Her Reputation

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    Farah the Turtle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jewish and Israeli r 2 different things....

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of groups can't make out the difference though, lots of trouble here in Germany for that reason

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    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad people are allowed to have good opinions.

    Betsy Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think she understands that "activism for Israel" is different from "activism against antisemitism." Supporting the nation means supporting the government, which is very different from the actual religion. Also antizionism does not mean antisemitism

    #75

    To Advocate For Free Speech

    To Advocate For Free Speech

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To advocate for free speech you need to understand the concept first. It doesn't mean you can spout any old s**t without consequences.

    iseefractals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But those consequences aren't levied by the government outside of a very narrow set of restrictions which pertain to threats or incitement of violence or advertising or soliciting illegal activity. Which means while you "might" get your a*s kicked for using a racial slur, the government doesn't have the right to impose legal consequences for doing so, nor do they, or should they have the right to COMPEL the use of specific words in pertaining to anything or anyone. The concept of "free speech" boils down to the ability to think, and to express those thoughts in a productive and useful manner. No one else has the right to dictate the terms of those things.

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    Schmebulock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any who is an 'Absolutist' is an idiot.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an unintelligent moron....

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