Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share What Laws The World Is Lacking, And Here Are 30 Responses

If This were physically feasible, this would be a fantastic law!

Or if your church openly supports politicians and donates to them.

Makes total sense.

Couldn't agree more...how is this NOT a law?!

This should be passed into law immediately! What even are those weird pockets that are sewn up?

Totally! And managing your money, and proper househhold skills, and dealing with feelings...

Or better yet, the bus doesn't have to stop.

we'd have just buildings of fried politicians!

Can I send this to my teachers?

I think carpeted bathrooms are so nasty... imagine what grows under there.... barf

People should just mind their own business, seriously. People can speak whatever language they want... they're not hurting anyone! I commend people that frequently travel or after drive to pick up and move to an entirely different country. It's become so intolerable, I just don't get it

Sadly the people who say "English Only" tend to: a) speak English poorly b) never go abroad, unless its to 'exotic' Toronto or Vancouver.

I'm guessing people who say this aren't cultured enough to travel, they are just ignorant.

I politely ask, if the person speak english or mý own language. Otherwise I try my best in the foreign language or use my hands to point something out. 🐞

Wouldn't work very well. Those are the people who probably don't even set foot outside of their state.

I love listening to other languages. I think the bias comes from the idea that it's rude to exclude someone from the conversation. If you all speak a common language you should use it.

Yeah but those are the kind of people that never leave their county let alone their state or country.

Anyone saying this in the US has a cheek, English speakers are immigrants..

It's people who move here and live and get benefits and yet don't give the people the respect to learn the language of the country they are claiming benefits from.

Indeed.

yeah! People in Europe understand that since many of them speak many language. a quality lot of american doesn't have

If you are going to live in a country you should learn the language & speak it when out in public,so to be understood. If only visiting you should at least learn enough of that language to get you through the day like where is the bathroom, directions, food ect.

People who demand 'English only' should be required to spend a month in Quebec where the inhabitants feel the same way about the bastardized French they speak.

This assumes these people travel farther than the corner. Most of them don't even know what the next state over looks like.

I already try to do this, and I speak German, Italian, Spanish, French, and a bit of Russian, although I have not been to Russia yet. I did have problems in Brazil because I did not speak Portuguese, but I went with a friend who is fluent. It is difficult to find Portuguese classes, and I would have taken them if I could find them.

Same applies to MANY peoples. French and German for example.

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Well, some people don't want to learn a language, like how a friend of mine can't speak Spanish, yet visits relatives every year in Spain

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So Paris gets a pass? Try speaking anything other than French in that sh*thole

There is actually the CALM act

And if they get caught with one, a standard 10 year sentence should be implemented

Defintely. Would prevent a lot of disease

Yes. I am joining in.

Companies actually do that?? God I feel so naive right now. That's mean and seriously 0% productive.

I sent a text to my boss once saying "I can't come to work today, the cat's lying on my shirt" with picture. Apparently, he laughed so much he almost crashed his car (he got Siri to read it to him - no texting while driving, kids!)

just think of the convenience

The earth isn't dying. We will be if we do not change. The earth wil survive us, like any pest before.

I actually didn't realize until recently how huge of a problem this is. This is a documentary I bumped into not too long ago, and it angered me beyond belief. This couple blatantly admitted having children so they could be taken care of. It's one thing when nature takes its course, and something happens where a parent needs constant care. It's a whole nother ballgame when parents have children only to have someone to take care of them. So angering. https://youtu.be/wzJDpEzpQug

Why is this not number one?

100% and also I want PAW ental leave !

Oh thank god you didn't use Karen....

Yeah - once.

Apart from the problem of employers not allowing you to be off work through sickness

...and there should be a secondary law that they must reply....bc that's just rude.

A corollary axiom to this law - IF you chose to wear skin coloured leggings, they must have a dark triangular patch on the crotch so it looks like pubic hair. If you're not too embarrassed to wear that, then knock yourself out.

Don't listen to Frankie goes to Hollywood's "Welcome to the Pleasuredome" because you'd think the air raid alarms are going off in your neighborhood and these days it might be more realistic then ever.

...or if you are facing a huge bill?

Decorations are fine, but Christmas music...

Or start singing off key and in your loudest voice: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall. 97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall. 96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall. 95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall. 94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 93 bottles of beer on the wall.

Your two demanding, their doing what they can

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR HALF-CHEWED STEAK AND CHEESE SANDWICH

Yes! If they're charging 1000 bucks for a metal rectangle then I should at least get the music they're constantly shoving in my face

The power of manners is incredibly underestimated these days. they are so incredibly important and should be instilled in our children from day one.