Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share What Laws The World Is Lacking, And Here Are 30 Responses

If This were physically feasible, this would be a fantastic law!

Or if your church openly supports politicians and donates to them.

Makes total sense.

Couldn't agree more...how is this NOT a law?!

This should be passed into law immediately! What even are those weird pockets that are sewn up?

Totally! And managing your money, and proper househhold skills, and dealing with feelings...

Or better yet, the bus doesn't have to stop.

we'd have just buildings of fried politicians!

I think carpeted bathrooms are so nasty... imagine what grows under there.... barf

Can I send this to my teachers?

People should just mind their own business, seriously. People can speak whatever language they want... they're not hurting anyone! I commend people that frequently travel or after drive to pick up and move to an entirely different country. It's become so intolerable, I just don't get it

There is actually the CALM act

And if they get caught with one, a standard 10 year sentence should be implemented

Yes. I am joining in.

Defintely. Would prevent a lot of disease

Companies actually do that?? God I feel so naive right now. That's mean and seriously 0% productive.

I sent a text to my boss once saying "I can't come to work today, the cat's lying on my shirt" with picture. Apparently, he laughed so much he almost crashed his car (he got Siri to read it to him - no texting while driving, kids!)

just think of the convenience

The earth isn't dying. We will be if we do not change. The earth wil survive us, like any pest before.

I actually didn't realize until recently how huge of a problem this is. This is a documentary I bumped into not too long ago, and it angered me beyond belief. This couple blatantly admitted having children so they could be taken care of. It's one thing when nature takes its course, and something happens where a parent needs constant care. It's a whole nother ballgame when parents have children only to have someone to take care of them. So angering. https://youtu.be/wzJDpEzpQug

Why is this not number one?

100% and also I want PAW ental leave !

Oh thank god you didn't use Karen....

Yeah - once.

Apart from the problem of employers not allowing you to be off work through sickness

...and there should be a secondary law that they must reply....bc that's just rude.

A corollary axiom to this law - IF you chose to wear skin coloured leggings, they must have a dark triangular patch on the crotch so it looks like pubic hair. If you're not too embarrassed to wear that, then knock yourself out.

Don't listen to Frankie goes to Hollywood's "Welcome to the Pleasuredome" because you'd think the air raid alarms are going off in your neighborhood and these days it might be more realistic then ever.

...or if you are facing a huge bill?

Decorations are fine, but Christmas music...

Or start singing off key and in your loudest voice: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall. 97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall. 96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall. 95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall. 94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 93 bottles of beer on the wall.

Your two demanding, their doing what they can

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR HALF-CHEWED STEAK AND CHEESE SANDWICH

Yes! If they're charging 1000 bucks for a metal rectangle then I should at least get the music they're constantly shoving in my face

The power of manners is incredibly underestimated these days. they are so incredibly important and should be instilled in our children from day one.

I see no problem with this.

we didn't want to see their underwear in the first place. How about a law that states they get a ticket for indecent exposure instead?

and ask them .... hey u awake?

Oh I like this one! All major city should have this, actually.

At least the roll was on the right way.

I didn't realize people said this with any regularity.

I foresee many safety issues with this one.

Can't wait for equal coverage of Pastafarianism! Woot! I mean, Arrrgh matey!

I find airports even worse. It's the walking texters who create the biggest bottlenecks. Next would be those individuals who have no idea where they are - and feel they must disrupt the flow of traffic while wearing their clueless face as they stand and stare in multiple directions. And almost as bad as the walking texters are the groups of travelers/families who create a slow-moving wall while mindlessly babbling with each other. In every case, some of us actually DO have somewhere we need to be.

Talk to me bevor my fist coffee at your own risk

Why can't I post a link to an image of Max and the Chief in a cone of silence ?

May I suggest to think first and write later?

There should be a law that makes it illegal to treat people badly because of their perfectly harmless outfit choices...

I have a thick mat that can be cleaned so that when I drop crockery it doesn't shatter. I drop things quite often. Fitted carpet would be yeuch

yeees 4 sure

You don't know they have wasted your time until they have already done it.

There's nothing wrong with searching your medical symptoms as long as you don't think that your 15 minute internet search outweighs the 10 years education of your doctor.

Forget pineapple pizza. Recently I have seen Kiwi pizza. That's an abomination the world doesn't need. kiwi-pizza...1e-png.jpg