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If you've been around Bored Panda long enough, you know we have a soft spot for signs.

From Australian artist Michael Pederson to the legendary El Arroyo restaurant, we cover pretty much everyone who knows how to send a message. Or doesn't!

There's a Facebook group called 'The Absurd Sign Project' and, as the name implies, its members are sharing the funniest sign fails they can find.

We're talking brutal spelling mistakes, contradictory statements... you know, the good stuff. So join us and let's take a look at some of the most popular posts on the group.

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We contacted the group's administrators and moderators and one of them, Craig Hey, was kind enough to tell us more about this amusing corner of the internet.

"The community is fantastic," Craig told Bored Panda.

The gang is approaching 100,000 members but the predecessor of 'The Absurd Sign Project' had 166,000 before Facebook decided to ban it.

However, when it comes to content, numbers aren't the most important thing. 

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes, the chances of you pooping on your hairdresser is never 0

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many incidents have happened to need a sign put up Before said sign little kid pat's fart squirrels gets sprayed parents complain because they thought it was a squirrel many many complaints later

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From time to time, bigger Facebook groups attract toxic users who want to litter all over them but Craig said they don't have this problem.

"Sometimes we have to take down a post we think Facebook won't like, but we don't get too many trolls. We have a dedicated admin and mod team who love seeing the group thrive and grow. Our most common issue is people not being happy over the posts we have to take down so we don't get shut down."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw her last week running out on the pitch and the referees tackled her.

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As you can see, the signs that get featured on the group come from a variety of places but there are a few leaders.

"The biggest provider of entertainment, I would say, are restaurants and supermarkets," Craig said.

The representative of 'The Absurd Sign Project' thinks the main reason why there are so many funny signs isn't incompetence. Rather, it's our desire to make each other laugh.

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"We are the biggest absurd sign group I've found and we are the original group," Craig added.

"If anyone has any absurd signs of their own and wants to share, we would love to keep growing as a community and we want to see them!"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It isnt the volts that kill you but the current: maximum current from mains or transmission lines is a lot tho and it will kill you ^_^ inside your house in theory youll just blow a fuse

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fuses aren't generally designed for that kind of protection. If you've been lit up for long enough, and with enough current, for a fuse to blow you're gonna be in a bad way.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know someone is STILL resisting the urge to touch.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're certainly implicated. I can touch both terminals of my 50 Amp car battery and be fine, even though milliamps can kill me.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So don’t be cheap,and think you’re going to fix it yourself and pretend you’re an electrician... Hire an electrician!!!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But what if I just put only one hand on it? Will it only hurt only that one Hand???

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Emptycaketin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're going to do it, touch it with the back of your hand not the palm. That way, you won't grab whatever you're touching when the muscles contract.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I allowed to put a sign like this on my front door? Or even better on my wheelchair ramp

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You'll also smell your own flesh burning, apparently. *shudders*

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

480 volts is far more likely to throw you clear. 110 volts won't let go till you're dead.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sort of like, "Don't look directly into laser with remaining eye."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you've ever been zapped by electricity, you can extrapolate. 120 hurts a lot, but I could let go. I'm pretty sure you can't let go of 480. Or they have witnessed and don't need to extrapolate.

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If you also have to make a sign, whether it's for your kid's lemonade stand or a business of your own, it might be worth remembering a chat in our earlier piece on funny and clever signs with Adrian Geach.

Geach, who has been a signwriter since 1980, told Bored Panda that "a good sign should be eye-catching, easy to understand and not too wordy with enough negative space around the text or logo, and have a good color scheme."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables. Sounds reasonable to me....

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Geach has been successfully involved in all areas of signage and graphics for decades but not that long ago, he went back to his roots and now concentrates on traditional signwriting.

With the current resurgence of interest in signwriting and hand-rendered work, he utilizes his skills to offer clients a more personal, unique, environmentally friendly, and organic signage solution using old-fashioned materials and techniques.

"A sign might only be looked at for a few seconds so it needs to leave an impression within this time frame, hence the less is more approach," he said.

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"There are many factors to take into account when designing a sign, but the most important thing is to make sure it doesn't get lost in its surroundings," Geach revealed. 

"A bad sign is too much lettering, not enough space around or in-between text and logos, and bad color choices."

But after seeing a few more posts on 'The Absurd Sign Project', we'll become experts on those by ourselves!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watch someone take the table and leave all the rest of the stuff on the ground, untouched.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love EVERYTHING about this. Especially the voodoo dolls being made while you wait 😂

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that they probably had to write the sign based on some persons actions is unreal

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those of you not familiar, Rocky Mountain Oysters are bull testicles...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The missing closing quotation marks is what bugs me the most about this...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen/read in my whole life without a doubt

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