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If you've been around Bored Panda long enough, you know we have a soft spot for signs.

From Australian artist Michael Pederson to the legendary El Arroyo restaurant, we cover pretty much everyone who knows how to send a message. Or doesn't!

There's a Facebook group called 'The Absurd Sign Project' and, as the name implies, its members are sharing the funniest sign fails they can find.

We're talking brutal spelling mistakes, contradictory statements... you know, the good stuff. So join us and let's take a look at some of the most popular posts on the group.

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We contacted the group's administrators and moderators and one of them, Craig Hey, was kind enough to tell us more about this amusing corner of the internet.

"The community is fantastic," Craig told Bored Panda.

The gang is approaching 100,000 members but the predecessor of 'The Absurd Sign Project' had 166,000 before Facebook decided to ban it.

However, when it comes to content, numbers aren't the most important thing. 

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Floof
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes, the chances of you pooping on your hairdresser is never 0

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many incidents have happened to need a sign put up Before said sign little kid pat's fart squirrels gets sprayed parents complain because they thought it was a squirrel many many complaints later

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From time to time, bigger Facebook groups attract toxic users who want to litter all over them but Craig said they don't have this problem.

"Sometimes we have to take down a post we think Facebook won't like, but we don't get too many trolls. We have a dedicated admin and mod team who love seeing the group thrive and grow. Our most common issue is people not being happy over the posts we have to take down so we don't get shut down."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw her last week running out on the pitch and the referees tackled her.

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As you can see, the signs that get featured on the group come from a variety of places but there are a few leaders.

"The biggest provider of entertainment, I would say, are restaurants and supermarkets," Craig said.

The representative of 'The Absurd Sign Project' thinks the main reason why there are so many funny signs isn't incompetence. Rather, it's our desire to make each other laugh.

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"We are the biggest absurd sign group I've found and we are the original group," Craig added.

"If anyone has any absurd signs of their own and wants to share, we would love to keep growing as a community and we want to see them!"

If you also have to make a sign, whether it's for your kid's lemonade stand or a business of your own, it might be worth remembering a chat in our earlier piece on funny and clever signs with Adrian Geach.

Geach, who has been a signwriter since 1980, told Bored Panda that "a good sign should be eye-catching, easy to understand and not too wordy with enough negative space around the text or logo, and have a good color scheme."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables. Sounds reasonable to me....

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Geach has been successfully involved in all areas of signage and graphics for decades but not that long ago, he went back to his roots and now concentrates on traditional signwriting.

With the current resurgence of interest in signwriting and hand-rendered work, he utilizes his skills to offer clients a more personal, unique, environmentally friendly, and organic signage solution using old-fashioned materials and techniques.

"A sign might only be looked at for a few seconds so it needs to leave an impression within this time frame, hence the less is more approach," he said.

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"There are many factors to take into account when designing a sign, but the most important thing is to make sure it doesn't get lost in its surroundings," Geach revealed. 

"A bad sign is too much lettering, not enough space around or in-between text and logos, and bad color choices."

But after seeing a few more posts on 'The Absurd Sign Project', we'll become experts on those by ourselves!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watch someone take the table and leave all the rest of the stuff on the ground, untouched.

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Kesam
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, I hate it when my disabled elderly children get pregnant!

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Floof
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

am I stupid? I don't get how this is clever. someone explain pls!

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Lawrencium
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

due to the lack of punctuation it sounds like you have to be a disabled elderly pregnant child to use the bathroom

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Solidhog
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are we talking elderly children physical age or mental age?

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Katie Lutesinger
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clearly I need to get out more, because I've never met anybody who fitted that description before.

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Pluto
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me who is disabled, elderly, and pregnant, all while being a child

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HarriMissesScotland
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, Some would consider me elderly (65), I am disabled, I just had a cat scan that looks like I am pregnant with an alien child. I find out when I am due on Monday. I do live in Florida, so anything is possible, you know.

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Valerie Smart
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve never seen a disabled elderly pregnant child before . Interesting .

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delightfuldragon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's very specific. What if you're not a disabled elderly pregnant child? Can you use the sink?

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Allison O'Brien
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it means disabled, elderly, pregnant, and children...... still very funny

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Pankaj Sharma
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12 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should also be, for people with IBS, or do we fit in disabled category for that reason??

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously, it’s for disabled elderly who haven’t grown up and got lucky at… um… age 50? What’s considered elderly??

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's 2023, I identify as a DISABLED, ELDERLY, PREGNANT, CHILD-EATING twinkie. :p

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Mary Peace
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen this before, with a picture to answer all the questions: a one-legged child who was both elderly and pregnant.

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Kaylynn Willprecht
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i read this as if ur a Disabled, Elderly, Pregnant, Child then u may use this toilet

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ZombieGirl 8300
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How u be elderly and a child at the same time!? Also children can't be pregnant... Can they?

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Larry XK
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an adult able-bodied, agile male, I find this sign highly discriminating.

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C H
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tough life but at least you have a dedicated toilet

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Cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'elderly' and 'child' do not fit in the same category, and I'm pretty sure if you're elderly, you're way too old to get pregnant, so this just is 👁👄👁

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Janis Wise
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn, I’m disabled & elderly, but not a pregnant child. Man, hope I can hold it til I get home.

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James Pasquini
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've yet to see a disabled, elderly, pregnant child. I think their ! key got stuck.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can a child be disabled, elderly, and pregnant? (I know what the sign is supposed to mean)

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MJLstrd
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many disabled, elderly, pregnant children do you find?

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A_Reddit_User
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

elderly and children might not be achieved but someone could go under three!

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Elizabeth VanDyke
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many children are able to use the toilet? I doubt if many qualify.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never seen a disabled, elderly, pregnant child and I'm glad that they have a separate toilet.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only every disabled, elderly, pregnant, or pre-pubescent person Poops. Everyone else just holds it till they become one of these types...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So do you know any disabled, elderly pregnant kids? Me neither......

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Katherine Boag
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And thats why we dont call all pregnant people 'women', sadly some are children (or non binary people or trans men)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chances are the same person would have some issues being elderly&pregnant

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love EVERYTHING about this. Especially the voodoo dolls being made while you wait 😂

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that they probably had to write the sign based on some persons actions is unreal

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those of you not familiar, Rocky Mountain Oysters are bull testicles...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The missing closing quotation marks is what bugs me the most about this...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen/read in my whole life without a doubt

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