Every family gathering presents its own unique and never-before-seen awkward situations. There are the uncles apt to pinch your cheeks even when you’re well in your thirties, the aunts giving marital advice, and a ton of kids of various sizes to wreak havoc and criticize the dinner. However, we have a nice antidote to all the awkwardness - Thanksgiving puns. Sure, you might think that these turkey puns might, at times, deepen the discomfort of the situation even further, but think of it this way - it might also mean that nobody else will top it, and your funny Thanksgiving pun will be the end of the conversation.
But you could also make all the guests laugh uncontrollably, and this is always known to lighten up the atmosphere! After all, these short Thanksgiving puns about the turkey, the food, and the festivities are primarily meant to make the receivers chuckle and try to counter said pun with their own wisecracks. Who knows, this food pun shenanigan might end up as a full-blown rap battle, and nothing is funnier when the participants are as different as those around your Thanksgiving table.
So, the wordplays, with a heavy emphasis on Thanksgiving food puns, are just a smidgen further down. Once you are there, be sure to give your vote for the best puns so they’ll reach a proud position on the top of this list. And after that, share this article with your friends so they will also be prepared for what’s in store at the Thanksgiving fiesta.
This Thanksgiving was a night to November.
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Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here's my stuffing, so carve me maybe.
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The goal is to gobble until you wobble.
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What is part ghost, part turkey?
A poultry-geist.
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Why did the cranberry turn red?
Because he saw the turkey dressing!
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I only have pies for you.
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It’s time to get basted!
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What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food.
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Eat, drink, and cranberry.
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It's all fun and games until you have to unbutton your pants.
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You hold the tur-key to my heart!
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Let’s get the gourd times rolling.
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Did you hear about the pie that apologized?
It was a piece offering.
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Why didn’t the cook season the turkey?
He ran out of thyme.
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It’s everything or stuffing.
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Baby, I was corn this way!
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"Knock Knock."
"Who’s there?"
"Feather."
"Feather who?"
"Feather you like it or not, it’s time to eat some turkey!"
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That was plucking hilarious!
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You think I’m done?
Honey, you ain’t seen stuffing yet.
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My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey.
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Don’t make Thanksgiving a cluster-pluck
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What sound does a turkey's phone make?
"Wing, wing, wing."
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Much ado about stuffing.
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Bread-y or not, here I crumb.
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Whatever floats your gravy boat.
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Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about.
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"Knock, knock!"
"Who’s there?"
"Arthur."
"Arthur who?"
"Arthur any leftovers?"
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I was planning on taking home leftovers, but all my plans were foiled.
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No turkey this year? I suspect fowl play!
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Did you hear about the turkey that went into IT?
It was a technical fowl.
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Did you hear about the spontaneous turkey?
It decided to wing it.
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Did you hear about the sick turkey?
It was feeling under the feather.
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Did you hear about the stuffing costume?
It was dressing in disguise.
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Did you hear about the maize comedian?
He only tells corny jokes.
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May I pretty peas have more food?
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What do vampires call turkey day?
Fangs-giving.
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What did the turkey play in the band?
Drumsticks.
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You know I’m all about that baste.
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Getting the longer half of the wishbone is a snap.
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We can worry about the Christmas tree some other time. Tonight is all about the poul-tree.
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Why did the chef refuse to crack an egg?
He didn't want to whisk it.
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Gobble 'til you wobble.
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It doesn't get butter than this.
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You ain't seen stuffing yet.
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"I pecan't even."
"Oh, yes, you pe-can."
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I like big Bundts and I cannot lie.
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My favorite actor is Robert Brownie Jr.
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Baste. Thanksgiving. Ever.
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"Piece out."
(As you take off with leftover pie)
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Did hear about the cursing turkey?
It had a fowl mouth.
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How’d the turkey know it was going to snow?
It got a winter feather advisory.
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Why did the turkeys cancel school?
There was going to be fowl weather.
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Where do cranberries get soft serve?
At the Berry Queen.
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Who comes when little cranberries lose a tooth?
The Tooth Berry.
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I’ve got stuffing to lose.
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You ain’t seen stuffing yet!
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Baby, we were corn to run.
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You never cease to amaize me.
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Stuffing else matters besides your chosen family.
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What’s a turkey’s favorite song?
"I’m all about that baste."
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Oh my gourdness, I plucking love fall.
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Family, friends, food – it doesn’t get any butter than this.
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I only have pies for you.
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You've really got your turk cut out for you.
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You're the belle of the (Butter)ball.
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Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!
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Life's gourd, and then you pie.
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Feast today, for tomorrow, we shop!
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Leftovers are for quitters.
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November 24... a meal that will live in infamy.
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Did you hear about the poultry convention?
They brought in a turkey-note speaker.
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In every life, a little cranberry must fall.
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Friendsgiving is plucking awesome.
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She ran afowl with the turkey.
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Let’s eat 50 shades of gravy.
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Your dinner is gourd-geous.
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Enough with the prelude and let’s get stuffed.
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This celebration is totally my jam.
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They see me rollin', they hatin'.
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Turkey trot like it's hot.
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Wham, yam, thank you ma'am.
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Nobody puts gravy in the corner.
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When I whip, you whip, we whip.
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Oh my gourd, I ate too much.
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That was plucking delicious!
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Turkey deeds done dirt cheap.
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