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This year, like every year, there are so many things to be thankful for — family, friends, loaded stomachs, and, of course, painfully funny Thanksgiving fails people have shared online that make you immensely grateful aren’t yours. Because let’s face it, as much as this holiday is supposed to be a time of gratitude and enjoyment, it can swiftly turn into a wild cooking show where at least six things are bound to go terribly wrong.

Whether we like it or not, the pressure to whip up Michelin-worthy meals is high. But there’s no amount of preparation, education, or meditation that can ensure the feast goes off without a hitch. From doomed turkeys to scorched casseroles and completely sabotaged ovens, many households across the country recently found out just how quickly things can go south.

So in honor of Turkey Day, we at Bored Panda have compiled some of the most unfortunate, embarrassing, and downright tragic fails from this Thanksgiving people have shared online to get some sympathy. And let me tell you, after seeing this list, you'll definitely want to say thanks that your own celebration was, in fact, not that bad. So continue scrolling and upvote the most painfully funny mishaps. Then don’t miss the chat we had about planning elaborate dinners with food blogger and journalist Ellen Manning, and let us know how your Thanksgiving went in the comments!

#1

Y’all Gon Be Battling Food Poisoning Up To New Years

Y’all Gon Be Battling Food Poisoning Up To New Years

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Ivo H
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's basic food safety. Poultry = fridge or trouble.

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    #2

    My Lonely Thanksgiving Dinner At Work. At Least I Got Turkey And Potatoes…

    My Lonely Thanksgiving Dinner At Work. At Least I Got Turkey And Potatoes…

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    RavenTheCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I respect your positivity and sorry to hear you had to work ^^"

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    #3

    Cats Decided My Pumpkin Pies Were Too Blasé

    Cats Decided My Pumpkin Pies Were Too Blasé

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    karl briggs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the cat finished lending a helping paw, it sits back and quietly says to itself "Purrrrfect".

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    For some, the idea of getting the whole family together during Thanksgiving brings incredible joy. For others, the seemingly bottomless to-do list coupled with coping with relatives carries an onslaught of anxiety. So yeah, Thanksgiving is kind of a weird holiday. With so many responsibilities, tasks, family reunions, elaborate dinners, first-time introductions, and many other tiny little details that demand your attention at once, it’s easy to feel worried. And as we can see from the examples in this list, not everyone can handle the pressure.

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    Surprisingly, a 2022 TODAY survey found that the most stressful part of the holiday is the mess and all of the cleaning that follows. However, cooking ranked as the number two stress point for poll participants. It’s easy to see why, as stuffing yourself and your loved ones up until the point you cannot move anymore definitely requires a ton of effort.

    While 21% of Thanksgiving merrymakers said that nothing about the holiday was stressful, others mentioned that additional anxiety-inducing situations include political conversations, kids' behavior, travel, and the expectations of relatives.

    #4

    My Oven Decided Thanksgiving Had Gone Too Smoothly. So It Spontaneously Did This While We Ate

    My Oven Decided Thanksgiving Had Gone Too Smoothly. So It Spontaneously Did This While We Ate

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    #5

    Happy Thanksgiving

    Happy Thanksgiving

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Make sure the turkey is thoroughly done." "Check."

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    #6

    Friends Ordered A Precooked Turkey From A Local Restaurant

    Friends Ordered A Precooked Turkey From A Local Restaurant

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    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello salmonella, my old friend.

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    Moreover, the high expectations from friends and family about dinner can make everything even more overwhelming. Interestingly, a survey conducted by OnePoll found that when it comes to cooking, preparing, and serving the Thanksgiving Day meal, the average American says six things don’t go exactly as planned.

    The meal that’s most likely to go wrong? You guessed it — turkey, the centerpiece of the celebration. It is the hardest part about hosting the feast for more than half (56%) of the respondents surveyed.

    #7

    My Wife's Cousin's Thanksgiving Turkey Stuffed With A Loose Handful Of Plain Celery

    My Wife's Cousin's Thanksgiving Turkey Stuffed With A Loose Handful Of Plain Celery

    She has high-functioning autism and is discovering her love of cooking. She has her own unique sense of aesthetics. If you guys like this one I have several more that are great.

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    Biofish23
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a little bland, and definitely odd looking, but not actually bad. Most experts tell you not to fill your turkey with "stuffing" but loosely adding some aromatics is ok.

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    #8

    Anddd Just Like That Thanksgiving Is Cancelled… Hand Foot Mouth Disease

    Anddd Just Like That Thanksgiving Is Cancelled… Hand Foot Mouth Disease

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    Maxi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this once... It's terrible

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    #9

    This Is What I Always Look Forward Too For Thanksgiving

    This Is What I Always Look Forward Too For Thanksgiving

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    RavenTheCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo cranberry sauce is the bomb I'd be the brave soul to cut me some

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    So how can we avoid unfortunate blunders during the holiday? And how can we ensure we have a great, stress-free time while hosting a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner? To gain more insight on the topic from an expert, we reached out to food lover, writer, and journalist Ellen Manning. Being the author of the acclaimed Eat With Ellen blog, she was more than happy to share her thoughts on the matter.

    #10

    He Had To Prepare A Thanksgiving Gift

    He Had To Prepare A Thanksgiving Gift

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    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not that bad. Doggo is happy, car is one carwash visit from the perfect state.

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    #11

    Ordered Chinese Food For My Family For Thanksgiving, To Be Untraditional

    Ordered Chinese Food For My Family For Thanksgiving, To Be Untraditional

    I showed up when they told me to, and they were closed. I'm sure I'll get the money back... but now I'm driving around town. I've gotta figure out something for thanksgiving dinner... And literally nothing is open.

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    #12

    Fil Thought Temp Gauge Was A Timer

    Fil Thought Temp Gauge Was A Timer

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    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second, I thought it was wearing a sweater...

    Ginger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is wearing one of those newfangled burn looking ones...

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    Doug Urses
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time a siren is heard on Thanksgiving we nod and agree - Another turkey fryer garage fire.

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup - nodded a couple of times yesterday!

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    NakNakNak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a turkey? I thought it was a Doberman puppy diving into a hole in the ground smh

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the cooked it outside so they didn't burn down the house!

    Dinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a newborn monkey in a leather jacket making Italian hand gestures.

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't be allowed to use a turkey fryer without reading the manual.

    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this thing tried to escape and hide in the grass?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read your equipment’s manual before even thinking of using it. Had they done that, and maybe done a trial run in the weeks before Thanksgiving, deep frying a whole chicken or something, they would’ve had a better chance of not f*****g it all up.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone actually have success with deep frying a turkey? It's either burnt or starts a massive fire.

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IF, you use common sense and caution, a deep fried turkey can be one of the finest versions you've ever tasted!

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    WonderWoman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fil isn't smart enough to be around things that can go boom!

    Moose0690
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A timer for 350 minutes or degrees? ; )

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it funny that he didn't ask somebody when he had to notice the timer wasn't changing

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    Kioh81
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean at least it didn't explode? Those videos are scary but funny.

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like the turkey from the other pic. Fil should read what he is doing!

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the turkey was a small child at first glance

    Tanya Glover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phil's none to bright, is he? Lol

    Mary Tyree
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how can people be so doof. Is there a watchface on the temp gauge.???

    William Mclaurin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What idiot could possibly do this.....sad

    Hey!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can people not know this? I don't use gauges but I know it's not a timer.

    Mary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best most delicious way to eat turkey, unless you burn it

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HUH - and it apparently didn't come with instructions? Moron.

    Gene Buettner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, look at the bright side. More people burn down the house than overcook the bird.

    Elaine Elder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free turkey frying lessons "mandatory" with every purchase! No Seriously. Must get certification, before we can sell you the fryer... no... I'm not joking... but I can throw in 5 gallons of FREE! FREE! FREE! ahem, uh, free, peanut oil.

    Elaine Elder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's got the right gloves for CLEANING! What happens to that pair of gloves when you stick your hands in 500 degree oil covered turkey?

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is: it tells you what time the turkey got ruined.

    Odin Schmidt
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have the Cajun blackened-turkey. All dark meat, no white!

    Allie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a little monkey attempting to help out.

    Ginger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Timer? Huh? HA HA HA HA

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    When asked why big feasts are notorious for not going as planned, she told Bored Panda, "If you think about it, it’s very rare that most of us cook for a big group so we basically never practice then try to pull it out of the bag on big occasions."

    "Cooking for large numbers takes practice — it’s daunting, timings might be different, and things might need approaching in a different way. If the last time you did it was a year ago, the chances are it’s going to be a challenge, hence it often goes wrong," Ellen added.

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    #13

    I Picked Up Some Last Minute Thanksgiving Items On Lunch Break And Left Them Tied Up In A Bag In The Break Room Fridge. This Is How I Found My Pie

    I Picked Up Some Last Minute Thanksgiving Items On Lunch Break And Left Them Tied Up In A Bag In The Break Room Fridge. This Is How I Found My Pie

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    Andrea Pereira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would go to security and see if there's camera footage. Also make a complaint with HR. Who does this thing!!? Psychos!!!

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    #14

    Happy Thanksgiving Y’all

    Happy Thanksgiving Y’all

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    #15

    This Salad A Family Member Brought For Thanksgiving

    This Salad A Family Member Brought For Thanksgiving

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    Some of the most common reasons things go wildly wrong when cooking and preparing food are bad timing and not starting early enough. "Prep is important at the best of times but when it’s large volumes for lots of people, it’s even more so," the food blogger warned.

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    #16

    My Brother Made The Most Upsetting Pie I’ve Ever Had In My Life

    My Brother Made The Most Upsetting Pie I’ve Ever Had In My Life

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    #17

    Thanksgiving, A Tragic Story

    Thanksgiving, A Tragic Story

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    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's bad, but at least your house is still standing and not on fire, which is nice.

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    #18

    Deliciously S***ty Thanksgiving Cake

    Deliciously S***ty Thanksgiving Cake

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    So what can you do to ease the stress and avoid screw-ups in the kitchen? Well, according to Ellen, it’s quite simple: "Plan plan plan."

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    "Work out what you need, what order you’re doing things in, and do as much ahead of time as you can. Literally working backward from when you plan to serve and writing yourself out a step-by-step timeline, down to the minute maybe, will make you feel in control and ensure things don’t get forgotten or left or cooked for too long," Ellen concluded.

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    #19

    Day Before Thanksgiving And My Oven Element Burned And Snapped In Half. Yay

    Day Before Thanksgiving And My Oven Element Burned And Snapped In Half. Yay

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    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that happen the year I invited my parents and in-laws to our house for Thanksgiving. My mom moved the entire event to her house and my dad installed a new element the day after Thanksgiving. It’s now a favorite memory of “The time I hosted Thanksgiving...in Mom’s kitchen.”

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    #20

    Moms Turkey Exploded, Christmas Vacation Style

    Moms Turkey Exploded, Christmas Vacation Style

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    L.V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May not look great, but it looks tasty!

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    #21

    My Mom Is Staying With Us This Week For Thanksgiving

    My Mom Is Staying With Us This Week For Thanksgiving

    She wanted to make tea but instead of asking for help with the electric kettle she microwaved my chargeable self heating mug and caught it on fire.

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    The Goo King
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of monster uses a microwave to make tea in the first place?

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    #22

    Someone New Recipe For Thanksgiving?

    Someone New Recipe For Thanksgiving?

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    #23

    Someone From My Snapchat At Thanksgiving

    Someone From My Snapchat At Thanksgiving

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    #24

    Turkey Crafted From Spam, Merry Thanksgiving

    Turkey Crafted From Spam, Merry Thanksgiving

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    Na Schi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing better than crafting skills!

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    #25

    A Perfect Addition To Thanksgiving Dinner

    A Perfect Addition To Thanksgiving Dinner

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    Potty pagan panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s fine just scrape off the burnt bits no one with notice

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    #26

    I'm Such An Amazing Chef Man

    I'm Such An Amazing Chef Man

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    nkn.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you talking about ?! you killed toothless 😭

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    #27

    Thanksgiving Turkey Was Rubbed With Brown Sugar And Seasonings Before Being Deep Fried. Got Carmelized

    Thanksgiving Turkey Was Rubbed With Brown Sugar And Seasonings Before Being Deep Fried. Got Carmelized

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    Andrea Pereira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Caramelized" is such a not enough word for this...

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    #28

    Facebook Found Deviled Eggs. Happy Thanksgiving!

    Facebook Found Deviled Eggs. Happy Thanksgiving!

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    #29

    X90j I Orders For Thanksgiving. UPS Was Not Kind

    X90j I Orders For Thanksgiving. UPS Was Not Kind

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    #30

    My Mom’s Thanksgiving Turkey

    My Mom’s Thanksgiving Turkey

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    #31

    I Guess We Don't Have Thanksgiving Dessert

    I Guess We Don't Have Thanksgiving Dessert

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    karl briggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't the topping simply be spread out over the base and then baked??

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    #32

    Just Got Home From Thanksgiving Dinner At Mom’s

    Just Got Home From Thanksgiving Dinner At Mom’s

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    Luna W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess you didn't take your pup... lol

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