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Google "texting your ex" and you'll get a million articles listing all the rules you have to obey when undergoing such a brave endeavor. Many, however, find themselves in an (alcohol-induced) moment of weakness and the last thing on their mind is what someone else thinks of this stunt. "I'm hurt, I'm horny, and I need closure," we tell ourselves. But our exes might not be willing to fix us. They might even want to hurt us and share our dumb text with the rest of the world.

If so, they will probably send it to an Instagram account called Texts From Your Ex. Here's what it has collected so far.

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NELS HEDMAN
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet the boy called and the girl roasted him.

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So do these screenshots mean that you must never text your ex? Of course not. If your split was civil and a few casual exchanges don't set either of you back emotionally, it's all good. As with most situations concerning relationships, you have to feel it out.

"You shouldn't wait too long after a breakup to text your ex if things ended cordially," relationship coach Chris Armstrong told Elite Daily. "That creates awkwardness," he explains. "Instead, it's best to build a nice and immediate bridge between the relationship and a friendship."

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    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao i laughed so loud my macaw woke up and copied me

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stop laughing. This is pure gold.

    Kailyn Barbour
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ong I should tell that to my ex lol

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    But that doesn't mean you should bombard them with texts, revealing all of your emotions, either. Give yourself and your former partner a bit of time and space to process everything and come to terms with the end of your romantic before starting a healthy friendship. 

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    Keeping in touch is a bad idea if one person wants to be friends while the other is still heartbroken about the relationship and is unsure of how they see the future between them. Say your ex still tries to reminisce with you about the good times you shared together or hints at the idea of you two reuniting later on in life. That means they're probably not over the breakup. If you have already moved on, however, further chatting might just hurt them. The best course of action in such a scenario would probably be to give them space.

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    Mia right
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that’s a guy full of themselves

    Either way, there is no formula for every situation out there, so you might often have to rely on your best judgment. That being said, be careful when it comes to texting your ex early in the morning or late at night. At least Chris Armstrong advises against it.

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    "We all know what communication in the morning and evenings means between two people who have or have had, an intimate relationship. It means good morning and goodnight in a not-so-subtle way, and you don't want to get those signals crossed with an ex."

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    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dang. That’s just one sentence. 👍🏻

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch, but I’d totally use that

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao great comeback

    VANILLA
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahaha hit it high girl

    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screening this, save for when I need it 😂😂

    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow !!! genius gonna send this to my ex now!!

    NELS HEDMAN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet again the girl roasted the boy

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    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats funny i said the same to my ex except he text '' Going to a wedding can you join me dont wanna be alone '' then i text '' im hanging with someone'' him: who'' Me: my cats''

    Zoe Murphy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eww don’t quote the song bruh

    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have changed that a little. "My cats.....eating me."

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    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just when you think things couldn't get worse...

    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sis told me that a hoe is an important and useful tool in Minecraft agriculture.

    Christian Bradshaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh. I don't grow a lot of crops. I mainly cook steak

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    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better if it's actually Alissa.

    BoredPundits
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts exactly. That would be SO funny and he would be freaking out, even if only for a second, until he double-checked the phone number.

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    Chris Miller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be savage, if it WAS the right person, and they did this, so that this person would reach out to the other girl, and say the same thing. Thus messing it up for all options they had.

    Jean Hill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a hoe is something you use in a garden...

    Pasion Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so fake lmao... im 1000% some of these were made on that fake text creator website!

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    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    again reminds me of the dua lipa ''New rules song''

    I'm a makeup addict
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "one, don't pick up the phone, you know he's only calling cause he's drunk and alone."

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    Athletic_Girl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gifs/mages always make them better😂

    Rod Egret
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why doesn't she just blacklist him?

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    Mi Shield
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they both know what's happening.

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    Sarcastic Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this in Mr Burns’s voice from the Simpsons XD

    MustardLemon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dang it now i keep rereading excellent like that

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    Mia right
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent my adductive plan has WORKED

    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 they sound like a fun couple

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    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he or she knows

    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how many persons with this kind of "name" are there in their phone?

    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it gets lumped together, it makes it easier to forget.

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    Mia right
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m just like you I’m like you your just like me your just like me 😭

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like they did know cause otherwise they wouldn't have said it kinda rude XD

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    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yah priotritize yourself not some asshole who you broken up with and then they texting back'' you look great;; should have responded ''Yah you were the pimple of my life and now your gone''

    Martha Higgins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This time find someone who can use English properly.

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    Olly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your purple little cocktail weenie" lol

    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D-e-s-p-e-r-a-t-e

    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love how she flexed her husband on this dickhead too lmaooo

    Enalpria
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwwww I can't believe people like this still exist. Like, wtf are you learning at home/school? Its common sense not to do this.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think women should start reporting this bullshît.

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bwaaaahahaha!! Need some aloe for that burned cocktail weenie?

    bryguy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She destroyed him *claps*

    Athletic_Girl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, where does he live. Who wants to commit a murder with me?

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    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like this one. it is civilized and polite but also very honest :)

    NMN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing that with a toxic ex doesn't work unfortunately, i guess their ex is a normal person, than being polite works

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    Queen fhk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how straight forward and polite it is

    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am torn between admiring this person for their maturity and politeness, but also wanted to see what kind of witty exchange that could have been with that kind of wisdom/or intelligence.

    CharliAnn Olney
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An Emily Post answer

    Jane Scott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh I am so gonna use this on my friend that betrayed me and is now trying to get close to me.

    The Coated Dev
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I'm glad someone is actually nice instead of being an asshole and shutting the other person down completely and making them feel terrible on the inside.

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    Brianna Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for people who dont get it, that girl's name is 11, she is from the horror show Stranger Things

    Athletic_Girl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmaooooo, I didn't get it for a second, but when i did...😂😂😂😂😂

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    Pink
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here lies this person's hopes and dreams.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worthwhile guy has ever texted that to a romantic partner /ex. It’s always losers somehow.

    YHZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally taught a lesson.

    Mia right
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wait what’s that oh my assistant told me you just got burnnnnnnnn 🔥🤣😭😂

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    Faith Bratcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D*mn Roasted, LOL! I would so do this...

    The Coated Dev
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah well Gad your always thinking about me ;)

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are still feelings if you talk about the other person. When the feelings are gone, you do not give a rat's ass and do not talk about the other no more.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not. It depends on why they are talking about the ex. Most of the time, you come away from a relationship with a lot of experience, which undoubtedly comes up in conversation. Especially if you’re making a comparison to someone else’s bad relationship or just recalling your own mistakes.

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    Mia right
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh snap rhymes with oh crap and lure rhymes with burn and Clam rhymes with DAMN

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    Mia right
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey just stick with Gilbert 🤣

    Starlee87
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like he was a boy......

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of comebacks for this though.

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    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t want a person like this even if they divorced their wife. They made a move while married. Not exactly quality here.

    bv7hearts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh I've been there. He didn't stop texting until I THREATENED TO TELL HIS WIFE. You can cheat if you're gonna cheat, but you're not gonna drag me in to that.

    Mia right
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha it’s the clapping emoji for me 😂 👏

    Kailyn Barbour
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For god's sake..she/he don't want youu!

    Chance Wilson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jesus christ shes getting her cheeks clapped

    Jude Bennett
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    5 years ago

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    omg I hate this hand clapping thing that US? women do. just f*****g stop it.

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    Sarcastic Panda
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that makes a difference... how?

    Dynein
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all the people who downvoted me: That. is. not. my opinion!!!!! That's my assumption for ex's reasoning!!!

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    Mollie Mills
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never took her on a date? Oh well that makes it aaalll better!

    E Menendez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently they weren't your best friend either. Two shitty people are out of you life! Two birds, one stone.

    Patrick O'Harris
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That person is one of the reasons you can send animal feces via mail...

    MonicaChicagoGal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jez I thought I dated some clowntards some of these folks are off the charts!

    Chris Miller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess the best friend wasn't such a bestie.

    Raina Schwab
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old guy got a girl in 3 days

    Debbie Burton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is even bragging about being a d**k!

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    KombatBunni
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to change the password!

    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. You still use your ex’s Netflix 2. You were invading their privacy. 3. I love the contact label and will use it. Also, is it just me or people are just extra thirsty lately?

    Patrick O'Harris
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Changing the password would be one of the first things to do. Or wait until they're at the last episode of their fav new show and let them suffer...I dunno.

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok....time to change the passcode

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The level of concern shows the guy/girl isnt over it

    Bernadette Circle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not a concerned person, that’s a creeper

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    5 years ago

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    Olly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll arrange the funeral.

    Martha Higgins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is getting someone pregnant a game?

    Mia right
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like some one got a shrimp 🍤

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ew who would ask that after the person said, "No Thanks" ?

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they always think they can lure people over with sex? Nobody wants this when you do it this way. So pathetically. “Just thought I could make you feel good” or whatever. GROSS.

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    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remind me of the Dua lipa song..'' New Rules ..'' One dont pick up the phone you only know he's calling cause he's drunk and alone''

    Kateryna
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two, don't let him in - you'll have to kick him out again...

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    Sarcastic Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least you know who it’s from, right?

    Pamda Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person has serious issues. Like, that's the behavior of a stalker.

    Evelyn Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone who isn’t a mom should call so many times, it’s in the book of how to get friends

    Paige Grieshop
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how their name is nope nope nope nope

    Crep 105
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a reason they're saved as "Nope Nope Nope Nope".

    Mia right
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s me trying to stay away from pop tarts lol 😭🤣😂

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    semelina pitrone
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Just 'cause you're hurting is no excuse to be a toxic... uh... poop.

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    Pink
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Welp. There's a word they will repeat at church because they are small humans ;w;

    S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree; in this scenario, at least from the given context, blue didn't prompt any situation and was nice, while grey went out of their way to insult them like that. Savage, but uncalled for, so it's plain trashy.

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    The Coated Dev
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah and I tell my cousins you were the person who started the fire

    The Pansexual MELONLORD
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roses are red, cacti are prickly, and may I just say that escalated quickly

    Soap
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh geez.. Saying that to a little cousin?

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    Mia right
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of blocking a hater make them block you I she NAIL THIS just right

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so low class though - vagina no longer in service

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    Troux
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a loooooooooooong shower!

    BlackestDawn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you just need the extra time to make sure you really are clean.

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    Zoe Murphy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... Some people take 10 minute showers, I take 10 month showers. How else are you supposed to contemplate life’s problems.

    Mia right
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For 4 months whoa you really are a clean freak

    Mia right
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I from my research a shower should take about 15 minutes and if you take a shower for I don’t know 20 MINUTES you and either f*ucking a b*tch or just like to see people suffering without water either is bad

    Kailyn Barbour
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For 4 months..? I wish I could take a shower that long, but I'm afraid the water would get cold sooner or later and my mom would have started yelling at me. But I sure hope you got your feet cleaned.

    Starlee87
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daaaaaang..... clingy much??

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    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a rock too she fine she definetly dont need you

    Katie Peter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that this has nothing to do with anything, but I like her sweater

    NMN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and I'd rather have that sweater than that ring (not a ring person)

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    Chris Miller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CAN YOU SMEEEELLLLL, what THIS ROCK is cookin'?

    Soap
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they congratulated them.

    Mia right
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya you better walk away my baby daddy hang like a god D*amn HORSE 🐴

    Mia right
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One month after heart breaks: sad Another month after heart breaks: still sad Another month: hey girl how you doing 😉

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    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phones on one percent..must be your tolerence for this person

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone’s rushing to downvote Aaron, but Raven edited their comment.

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    Starlee87
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He or she must've regretted it for cheating

    ML
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    She knew for 3 years he was cheating on her?

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    Crep 105
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, this is basically him just asking to get roasted.

    Mia right
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone bring out the ROAST TROPHY 🏆

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He lit the match to burn himself..... Cant blame the girl 💯💯💥🤣

    Jensen Bush
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this really needs more upvotes😂

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    Kailyn Barbour
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was reading this in class..and my teacher was talking about how her dog died and me and my friend just burst out laughing...I feel so bad.

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    Savannah Mcquillan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Laughing out loud out loud out loud... but in your head because I know you aren't laughing

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    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Besides the ghosting time. The message itself is considerate.

    Joyce Deering
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on. He deserved this. Right? Oh yeah.

    YHZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me smile.

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine writing a whole apology just to get that answer 🤣🤣🤣

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    Jayson Hammer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was hoping there would be a nice one or two ^^

    Christian Bradshaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always like it when they can be civilized :)

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they parted as friends.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems the breakup was on better terms

    The Coated Dev
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro this is kind wish more of these were like this :)

    Mi Shield
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad they parted on good terms.

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    sylvantic
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... how do you get those fridge magnets?

    Enalpria
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "crusty fetus maggot" lmaooooo imma use that

    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could do without “the son of.”

    MAX THOMPSON
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they have words of that?

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    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should been the '' you dont say'' meme guy

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    Maria
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a decent apology though.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comeback ends with "...apology that I've seen a thousand times before". If this means that the ex has sent several apologies like that, I can understand the response... would change the meaning from "sincere apology" to "lookit I'm much better behaved now and only want the best for you! (and once I've finally convinced you that I truly mean it you'll come back to me)"

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    Jean Hill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a decent apology the first time. If that's the umpteenth time, uh, nope...

    John Meise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What f*****g shitty person. I don't know the situation, but that sounds like a decent apology (NOT lame at all) and it feels like they might not deserve that apology...

    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...if you’ve been with someone for a while and treated them a certain way...wouldn’t you know already. It wasn’t apparent to you earlier? Even if you didn’t understand why, you’d at least see that you’re hurting them.

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've seen this apology a thousand times over then you need to re evaluate your choice in a partner.

    The Coated Dev
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

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    Yeah thanks for being an asshole, I at least tried. Yeah you're not worth my time so I'm sorry for sending you that apology. That's what I would have said

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    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't you change passwords?

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently passwords and call blocks are too complicated for iPhone users.

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    E Menendez
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not savage, just sad and dumb.As soon as the account was used, should have changed the password.

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    NMN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't get the song out of my head now

    Emőke Simó
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you try sometimes, well you just find a way to un-stuck the song. And then you'll get what you need 😉

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    Crep 105
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, just give 'em the damn hoodie back.

    Starlee87
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The song Baby come back is in my head 🤣

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should have wrote 'Im still rocking your hoodie, and chewing on the strings, it makes me think about you so i burnt it on the street!!!' 🤣

    The Coated Dev
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah well I don't care since that year sucked for me to, been thinking about you but I don't give a s**t gimmie my hoodieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Faith Bratcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would burn the hoodie, Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

    RavenClaw
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    5 years ago

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it’s just from life. Most people don’t know who Logan whatever is. Where do you think Logan got the song idea from?

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    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he/she really wanted to get back together he/she wouldn't use that whiny, annoying tone of voice in the text

    Evelyn Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean at least they are honest......

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    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it is ... bet his number is 666-687-990

    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how this one doesn’t respond. Probably grinning to themselves in silence.

    Alex
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wanna bet? Satan is probably hotter, and nicer than this guy...My opinion...

    Guy on the internet
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like she was on Instagram before?

    Debra Robinson
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satan(if I were to believe in such things)is way nicer/smarter, I'm sure.

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    Eden Moore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have rumor has it stuck in my head

    Joyce Deering
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I don't know... SORRY would be a good start though.

    Starlee87
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf did they just admit that??? Ewww

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    I'manoob!
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one hell of a calm person! Who ever they are, they're cool :)

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    Bridget Price
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the other person had a non iphone product before but then they got one so the messages turned blue.

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    Cranky Pants
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you are on iphone and ON wifi its blue, If you are off wifi its green. Just means the first conversation was done on data not wifi

    Evelyn Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you, nothings better than Netflix

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God that’s disgusting, trashy and rude as fûck. I would never speak to them again.

    The Coated Dev
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold up Hold up Hold the phone, hold the book, hold the beer. Who the f**k eats pizza while having sex and then taking a fat vomit on your partner

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .......*doesn’t even have the words for this*

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    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss my partner’s cat. We were together for six years. I miss my baby almost everyday. I saw her from when she’s a two month little thing, shaped her diet and gave it variety, groomed and the only one who cut her nails/brushed her teeth, and took her to her first vet appointments. She’d wake me up by rubbing her face against mine’s. 😭😭 I totally get this.

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    Thalia Lovering
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's better than never asking about the dog. Not even once and not even other people who would have known how he was or when he died.

    Pink
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog don't want talk. Dog want drag butt on carpet -w-

    Debbie Burton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog didnt know how to text NO

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog knows how to text? Or they just write woof woof??

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lesson #1 don’t admit that your on drugs

    I'm a makeup addict
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lesson #2 don't suck up to your exes to get them to come back to you.

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    Jean Hill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Now that's a winner...

    Starlee87
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow they were awfully honest

    Shana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even without the cocaine, why do people think that's an okay thing to do? "oh hey I know you're engaged now but I miss you and still love you!" What do they even expect? -Oh you still love me, just lemme drop my engagement right now-?

    Grace Thomason
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but maybe thats just the cocaine talking !?!?why would you admit that

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    LuckyL
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would like to ghost you again...

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a so-called friend do this. They completely disappeared for a couple of years then suddenly emailed me with "hey, I'm moving and would love it if you came to my going away party." Um... no? We're obviously not friends anymore.

    Starlee87
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ghosted everyone when I met the love of my life and I have no regrets

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's hang" "Ok, meet me in an hour at the old dead tree up on the hill, if I don't show up go ahead without me".

    I'manoob!
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but why would this person say ok to this? Like...explain

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    bryguy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminded me of a Chef Ramsay line "I wouldn't piss in your ear if you were on fire!"

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is most likely on the Virgin Mobile Wireless network... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_Mobile

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    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s her water and she wants to drink it. Not withholding money via tax evasion.

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    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am i the only one who noticed the virgin on the top left....

    Jackson Allinder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my ex was on fire, I would put them out. Too bad I only had gasoline.

    Grace Marraffa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the thing on the top left say “virgin”?

    Julius Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sooo nobody talkin bout her cell service being called Virgin?

    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is most likely on the Virgin Mobile Wireless network...

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    Kip Otter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why R L is being downvoted? They were just sharing their thoughts and if you don't like that then you can just scroll. (Sorry if this sounds rude, that is not my intention)

    Soodney
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lads, don't downvote due to someone sharing what they were saying, or another person defending them

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s funny! I bet the context makes the WB person seem awful though.

    Christian Bradshaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk this one feels like it could have been one friend messing with the other

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    Paige Grieshop
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he saves her peaches in the fridge,I don’t want to see those. Throw them out

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is actually required by federal law to be an asśhole about it.

    Julius Martin
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    imagine dating a guy 10 years older, da fuckingfck

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    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Report the junk..there trash arent they?

    Fire Breathing Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that it says report junk makes it even better

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    Bored Little Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because they are cowards and don't know how to be a good person

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    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TELL. THE. SPOUSE… not that hard!

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    Melanie Firsten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'please ghost me' dang gotta use that one XD

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    I'm a makeup addict
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this person(the grey one) must not be serious about anything...

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sheesh, how long does the guy expect relationships to last?

    Julius Martin
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    5 years ago

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    if this was miley cyrus, she would already be divorced

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*ckboy is very smart

    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be. Or observant or this isn’t the first time they’re in someone’s contacts with that label. Or maybe he’s seen her contact list before.. eeh

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    RavenClaw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    get him a noble prize he figured out his identy lmao

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    Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are probably old by now kinda like his reasoning

    Kimberley Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Peach of an ass isn’t falling for that anymore.

    Laura Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the peaches are out of date like this relationship

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why get married if you're going to cheat?

    Aleksandra Elias
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because when they finish, they have a back-up at home

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    5 years ago

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    Francis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *shudders* oh gosh... >.<

    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noo not the roleplay >///<" (idk if that's any good)

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "M'lady tips fedora"... RUN ! RUN LIKE THE HUNGRY DEAD ARE AFTER YOU!

    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people killed the fedoras

    PurpleDoople
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might have been making a joke with that last message? Maybe? Please?

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    K.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    Was I hacking you to bits? Or did I laugh while you participated in a public debate with no pants?

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh gross “miss u”. I had an ex that sent me that on every platform for like six years. Like okay, you miss me. You don’t have ANYTHING else to say after all this time?

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    I'm a makeup addict
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who sends texts at 3:40 AM? it's rude to the reciever of the message because they'll be bothered by their ringtone of their phone..

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone who sends texts at 3:40 AM is either drunk or high or both. The concept of time is wasted on them.

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    Dynein
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    5 years ago

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    Not as obscene as a d*ick pick, but same message: "I'm interested in sex with you but won't put in even one blip of consideration and effort - so just think how fundamentally un-arousing sex with me will be as I treat you like a blow-up doll to get off in 3 seconds and ignore you thereafter".

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    togcrewsc
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *They. not just men are assholes and men can also be harassed too. And please don't assume genders in general

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    Phoenix
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I’d reply to an ex’s “Miss you” with “I would too”

    RavenClaw
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    5 years ago

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    yellow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person seem's real nice. the green one, i mean. asking if their ex is ok

    あんぱんまん
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope neither of them seem to be over yet... Lol

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    Brett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man/woman is so ignorant

    K.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I might be naive. Does the gray just want to catch up or are they looking for more? Many people think I’m flirtatious, but the ones who are closest to me know better. It’s frustrating because I flirt by ignoring them and running out of the same room until I figure it out two years later and can’t carry a normal conversation with them. How do we know if it’s innocent or um going down that lane?

    Chris Miller
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn away. Or send that to his fiancé' so they know what they are about to get into.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pathetic. Some people really are just born to be trash.

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    Chris Miller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only took them 28 hrs to figure it out on their own. Impressive.

    David carro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like something else happened on those 24 hours.

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    Fidgets McGee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone explain: why do folks rename the person they hate (their ex) in their contact list instead of just blocking them? Is it strictly for revenge/entertainment?....actually that could be some good entertainment....🤔

    K.
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    5 years ago (edited)

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    You (gray) owe them therapy money

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So why didn't you block the number? There really are some dumb people out there. It's not rocket science: Block the ex and get on with your life.

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    Paige Grieshop
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this person famous or does sh never open her messages

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    Bruh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMGOSH THE BLUE Person IS A BUTT

    Lekha
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is deliberately trying to irritate him/her

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