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When Jimmy Fallon asked his Twitter followers to share their most embarrassing text fails, boy did they deliver.
From texting your boss that you need him for 'quick sex' instead of 'a quick sec' to mistaking a poop emoji for chocolate ice-cream - they shared it all and it was just too funny. We've picked out the best ones and put them all together in this list below. Keep on scrolling to check them out and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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LoneWolfie 8 years ago
My grandma thought "sup" meant "shut up" so when I said it she said "that's not very nice!" And I was like 0.0
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Olia Shevarova 8 years ago
I think he meant - I got finally laid today, it costed 550 bucks haha
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Me. 8 years ago
My mom bought me a giant pink plush version of this emoji thinking it was ice cream- not that I complaining!
The Cube Cat 8 years ago
It was actually originally chocolate ice cream and people thought it was poop
Tanja Caloi 8 years ago
if it was ice cream it would be with the food emojis and not the people/faces wouldn't it? or maybe it was originally and they changed it later?
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Sarcasticow 8 years ago
My mom thought its a mole. She texted me "goodnight, sweetheart" and added some cute animal emojis. Including this 'animal'.
Amelia-Jayne 8 years ago
I've got this app that tells you the real meanings for emojis and its surprisingly is ice cream :)
DancingToMyself 8 years ago
True, and that's why it's smiling happily. :)
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Adil Shaikh 8 years ago
Well Dad's aren't wrong... That emoticon represents ice cream https://www.google.co.in/search?q=ice+cream.emoticon+on+watsapp&oq=ice+cream.emoticon+on+watsapp&aqs=chrome..69i57j33.8856j0j4&client=ms-android-samsung&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
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Long Joan Silver 8 years ago
I laughed so hard, to a point that I started snorting like a pig.
Otis Spunkmeyer 8 years ago
In the time you took to post that, you could have googled it.
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just a thought 8 years ago
Ikr ! Like just take a screenshot now ... It's 2017
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Benny Lava 8 years ago
Also, why is the L right next to the K? I once wrote: 'I'm gonna Lick your butt!'. I wasn't really fond of the guy. 😔
Auden Meyer 8 years ago
Did anyone else first read it as Brains? Lol was very confused for a moment there.
Yulia Danilova 8 years ago
If it was the wife trying the...duck, it would have been a certainty... :))
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A dose of reality... 8 years ago
Do people really use autocorrect to write 2 words?? Maybe you should send audio messages instead...
Breanne Rushing 8 years ago
You can't always control what it corrects to. Then you send it without realizing. It's not like you turn on spell check or something. So this has never happened to you??
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thebridget 8 years ago
That is something my parents would do... Actually I'm pretty sure they have both have done something similar
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Sadie Maruno 8 years ago
i did this to my mum. hi was SAUSAGE PARTY!! Hello was mmmm... saucy... and some others for hello. she was trying to get a job and texted the boss person and she said SAUSAGE PARTY!!!! At the start..
thebridget 8 years ago
You are a terrible person. I hope you lost phone privileges.
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Intensive Panda 8 years ago
just like "what does idk means?" - "I don't know" - "hm, gonna ask someone else"
IAmTheRealTimbo 8 years ago
Sister: idk Sister's Friend: heat does that mean? S: I don't know SF: then why did you send it? True story bro
GlassOfWater 8 years ago
Or when you try to explain 'istg' and they just apologise for not knowing. XD
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Jenna Bois 8 years ago
Not too often I read something that has me in tears laughing, but this was it
thebridget 8 years ago
Hahaha! I wish my mom used the voice assistant on her phone. She's from Mexico and has been in the U.S. for a long time, but still has an accent. She alr
thebridget 8 years ago
*She already sends since pretty funny texts, but they could be even funnier!
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Terri Wood 8 years ago
OMG!!!!! This post made me cry. I was laughing so hard. My husband thought i had lost it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TheRubyFalcon 8 years ago
I want to acknowledge, he said "Pokeman" but everyone knows it's "Pokémon" (accent optional)
Gábor Angyal 8 years ago
if there only existed a way of making a creenshot and not f*****g makin a photo of the phone
Nickie LaRue 8 years ago
Because a picture of the phone offends you somehow?? Poor little thing, you're just too freaking delicate for this world, aren't you? Would you like my 6 month old to toughen you up? He's less of a little b***h than you...
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Ie Va 8 years ago
Who said its she? Or maybe he could convince her not to break up with Nate.
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Alden Bruner 4 years ago
I literally choked while reading this, picturing the man in the tingle costume, jumping up and down.
Haunting Spirit 8 years ago
Why would you type that to your wife? You should've stood up immediatly and go to her.
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Auden Meyer 8 years ago
But.. but... you just did. Otherwise you couldn't comment that.
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Markus McCloud 8 years ago
I just caught my breath from my last laughing fit, and now I can't breathe again! XD
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Aubrie Allen 8 years ago
He said Whole Foods, so he probably got 2 small pieces of fish. Organic, free range, grass fed, gluten free fish is pretty expensive there.
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Marie-Louise Chenois 8 years ago
Since you're responsible of the mess, YOU pay for the funerals!
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Capt. Spastic 8 years ago
Next, you should take a picture of her phone, and send it snail mail to her.
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Katie Richardson 8 years ago
Hehe! My grandma calls it "bed bath and behind". But that's what she actually thinks it's called. She's awesome
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Hans 8 years ago
This might leed to people eratically tapping their screen, not realizing it is a picture...
Nickie LaRue 8 years ago
Why do half of my comments disappear? Does anyone else have that problem?? I said... I did that! I took a screen shot of an argument with my exhusband, said all the b****y stuff I wanted to say but was trying so hard not to, and instead of sending it to my friend I accidentally sent it to my exhubby... Did not improve the situation in the slightest.. Lol
Nickie LaRue 8 years ago
I did that! My exhubby and I were arguing, and I was bitching about it to a friend of mine.. Then I sent a screen shot of the conversation, with my own comments at the end meant for my friend, to my ex... Things I was trying not to say to him, since we are attempting to be friendly and mature. It didn't help things at all...
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Capt. Spastic 8 years ago
I've done that on purpose for when they found it. :-D Yes, I'm a s**t.
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Sebastian Melmoth 8 years ago
Batman must've found that funny...probably shared it with the Justice League. oh yeah,you are my 2cd favourite Robin, Tim Drake (sorry,but Richard Grayson will always be first)😆
Rivkaka 8 years ago
Uhm is that sarcastic? I cant tell :}} You do know that a shart is a wet (s**t) fart?
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KittyGaming 2 years ago
When I try to type yay I accidentally type yaya because I’m typing so fast
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manowce 8 years ago
what? he was just confused because probably he doesn't know anyone by that name.
Load More Replies... Sebastian Melmoth 8 years ago
Walter Bishop?...from Fringe? I'd pick him up...anyone who can see ,and go to,an alternate universe AND, using his genius scientific know how, cook up mind altering substances is a great addition to one's house.
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Cayman 8 years ago
Almost as much as devouring the souls of the innocent?
Load More Replies... IAmTheRealTimbo 8 years ago
If she wanted them to drive safely, why would she text??? She could have called that's not as dangerous
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rachel smith 8 years ago
When you're on your stomach in the water paddling downwards with all 4 appendages it is normally called "doggy paddling" as that is the way dogs swim
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Beks Czar 8 years ago
My phone died and I had to send it away so I'm using an older phone for now. Old phones do not work fast and one of the issues is slow response/scroll. So all I saw while trying to scroll down is a little hand and what I thought was a glow in the dark/lightsaber vibrator. Thought that would be apart of the text fail. Obviously my mind is dirty but seeing mom's response, perfect!
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pikachu 8 years ago
Finally a real person, knowing how to spell. Even though modern life is changing spelling doesn't have to
pikachu 8 years ago
Spelling limit continuing: if you like like someone show it by taking the time to properly spell for them and all that
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Marie-Louise Chenois 8 years ago
Well she has humour, you can try to see if joking works with her...
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Iudith Coman 8 years ago
so your husband should have wrote "y'all can see but you can't touch" ...mwahahah
Gladys Hayes Southerland 3 years ago
I really hate group text. I stay in trouble with it bc forget it's group.
Manuela Simon 8 years ago
At least they all know now that your hubby is still interested in you ^^
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Kieron Behan 8 years ago
Says "Always make sure all window completely clear please"
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Master Markus 8 years ago
It's "tyres" in the UK and "tires" in North America. (Not sure about other Commonwealth places)
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Marie-Louise Chenois 8 years ago
Gonna have to re-Watch "Self defense against fresh fruits" of Monthy Pythons...
Breanne Rushing 8 years ago
Getting closer, grandma! Now make them into a delicious peach cobbler? ♥️🍑♥️🍑
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Joshua Collins 8 years ago
This happened to me sort of. We were talking about this movie and she didn't know the name.. so I said "PS I Love You" , and she responded "I love me too" .. I was like .. "No. That's the name of the movie." She seemed embarrassed.
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Justion Artis 6 years ago
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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Sigrid Vinter 8 years ago
Eww, never understood that "daddy-thing" in a couple... it just seems so wrong :S
rachel smith 8 years ago
I think my parents got into the habit of calling eachother "mom" and "dad" when we were little as not to confuse us. But I really dont get it in a sexual context, my father is the last person I want to think about at that time
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Roxy Eastland 8 years ago
I think we're showing our age now when we remember the inception of LOL, and that it could mean 'lots of love' *or* 'laugh out loud'.
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Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
I have a Simba cat and that hit home a little lol just imagining what I would do if I got that text and it was a mistake ya know?
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8 years ago
Her mom thought that she had a test or exam, and said good luck
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KittyGaming 2 years ago
My mom sometimes hits caps lock and doesn’t notice and types in all caps and sometimes she just types the whole thing and not use the already typed out words on the top of the keyboard
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Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
I would like to imagine that the neighbor just really thought it was hilarious to add an eggplant emoji to everything and no other reason :)
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Marie-Louise Chenois 8 years ago
You mean ex-Boyfriend? Well now you can try to go with the brother....
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KittyGaming 2 years ago
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 DID NOT EXPECT THAT COMMENT OMG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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KittyGaming 2 years ago
You know duck is actually an appropriate censor i think because of autocorrect
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Gladys Hayes Southerland 3 years ago
What were you really thinking about? You can tell the truth-we won't judge.
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Brinna Rhys Bell 8 years ago
No one said it was. The "haha" and #funny hashtag were in regards to the textfail, not someone trying to kill themselves. As evidenced by her saying she was really crying now (regarding the suicide attempt.)
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John L 8 years ago
Doesn't 'voice recognition' tend to solve that problem? I never text the long way, but I do use the 'talk-to-text function and it does a great job for me. 'Course, it pays to proof read, just in case. ;D
The Cappy 8 years ago
No. Siri and the other voice assistants tend to fit things to their understood dictionaries too. This happens both ways.
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Socially Awkward 8 years ago
I was texting my grandmother once, and I tried to type "I got a shot" but instead I typed "I got a s**t" 😂
Rachel Krug 8 years ago
I texted my daycare lady that I was going to the post office before I picked up my daughter and autocorrect changed it so instead I said "I'm going to the pussy office. Be there soon" she's said "what kind of office is that?! Lol" before I noticed what I said. I wish I would have screen shot it. Super embarrassing.
Hope Smith 8 years ago
One in a series of 4 screenshots of a family group chat. It ended with an autocorrect of ROADSTRIP! Instead of ROAD TRIP! My parents still ask about the 'whore' IMG_0936-5...0b-png.jpg 
The Cappy 8 years ago
In the medical profession, this happens all the time texting. Sometimes I think I should just turn off the auto-correct.
DancingToMyself 8 years ago
WHY DON'T YOU? I don't understand that, but really?
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John L 8 years ago
Doesn't 'voice recognition' tend to solve that problem? I never text the long way, but I do use the 'talk-to-text function and it does a great job for me. 'Course, it pays to proof read, just in case. ;D
The Cappy 8 years ago
No. Siri and the other voice assistants tend to fit things to their understood dictionaries too. This happens both ways.
Load More Replies... Socially Awkward 8 years ago
I was texting my grandmother once, and I tried to type "I got a shot" but instead I typed "I got a s**t" 😂
Rachel Krug 8 years ago
I texted my daycare lady that I was going to the post office before I picked up my daughter and autocorrect changed it so instead I said "I'm going to the pussy office. Be there soon" she's said "what kind of office is that?! Lol" before I noticed what I said. I wish I would have screen shot it. Super embarrassing.
Hope Smith 8 years ago
One in a series of 4 screenshots of a family group chat. It ended with an autocorrect of ROADSTRIP! Instead of ROAD TRIP! My parents still ask about the 'whore' IMG_0936-5...0b-png.jpg
The Cappy 8 years ago
In the medical profession, this happens all the time texting. Sometimes I think I should just turn off the auto-correct.
DancingToMyself 8 years ago
WHY DON'T YOU? I don't understand that, but really?
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