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Design seems like such a simple, elementary thing when you think about it, but hordes of people keep getting the basics wrong, often with hilarious and side-splitting results. Buildings are hard to design, as are other objects, but we usually take the lettering and layout of sentences and phrases for granted, as though everyone will be able to understand us no matter how.we.words.our.place.

Well, the truth is, designing text so it’s readable isn’t as easy as you’d expect. There’s a system to it. There are processes that must be followed. Typography rules that ought never be broken. Except that those rules are broken all the time by some oblivious people. Bored Panda collected some of the best examples of incredibly bad text design that is wonderfully enjoyable to make fun of. From lame ads to funny posters, nodofy is safe from bad design. So upvote the best/worst fails, see if your friends can figure out what’s actually written, and let us know in the comments if you've seen design fails that compare to these ones.

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#1

How Do I Apply?

How Do I Apply?

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Vic
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The person preparing this sign was surely tripping on something..

JeffC
Community Member
6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I read it incorrectly first, saw your comment then had to do a double take LMAO!

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Kristof De Smet
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can even read this in two ways: or you get free drugs, or you don't need to work...

JeffC
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to do a double take on this myself lol

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Jo Johannsen
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It took me three read-thrus before i caught it 😂

Katherine Heasley
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny how your brain subs in what you expect to see, isn't it? It took me a couple of minutes, too.

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Norman van Druten
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The way my twisted mind read that: "This is a Work (Free Drug) Place." Where do I sign up?

similarly
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While I can't imagine anybody actually making a mistake like this on a sign, if it's photoshopped, they did a good job. Even in photoshop it can be difficult not to leave little signs here and there that an image has been tampered with. I can't find any of the usual markers here. That doesn't mean it's not photoshopped. It just means that if it IS photoshopped, someone took a lot of effort to erase the signs, something I wouldn't normally see on something trivial like a joke. So, hey: if you photoshopped this, good job! I'm impressed.

'Adilah Wafa
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm 60% positive it's not photoshopped. Their fb page also seems to have a lot of typos lol

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Melanie Peapell
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must be tired. It took me a while to work this one out.

Joshua Seaman
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like someone just photoshopped the words work and drug. Not a real sign.

JJM
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somebody is about to lose their job!

Xanthe LeBlanc
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked in the printing industry. No way would I have let that sign get made without double checking with my client first.

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    #2

    Noted

    Noted

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    Thomas Murphy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    calling the police on Willesden Electricity Department

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you mean with a bath and a toaster?

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swedish Electrolux successfully marketed vacuums in the United Kingdom In the 1960s with the slogan "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux".

    Celia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What it's supposed to be?

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's supposed to be let electricity help your wife with the work--not kill her!

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    Louise Stange-Wahl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless she kills YOU first with an iron skillet!

    Alex
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on kids! Lets electrocute the wife!

    marnidarr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the T combo ! as part of the abbreviation of DEPT? What IS that?

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    #3

    Apparently Scary Jesus Is A Thing

    Apparently Scary Jesus Is A Thing

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    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are on a fishing trip. Walks on water behind you and goes BOO!!

    Thomas Murphy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    since he's usually shown as a crucified corpse, yes, yes he does scare

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense, I mean, he did come back from the dead 3 days later.

    Kristin Haskins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yes.....great message...That's going to get them.....RUNNING the other way!! ;-)

    Dr.Scott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told a lady in my church the same thing when she got on her high horse about Harry Potter. I told her if Hitler did it, probably need to just go the other way.

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    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monsters Inc. must have religion

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little know fact: Jesus loves Halloween and goes all out with decorating.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, when he talks about hell and the apocalypse... maybe the sign has a point.

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    One of the online communities where similar text design fails are shared daily is the subreddit ‘Don’t Dead Open Inside,’ which prides itself on collecting the most egregious examples of signs and media that don’t make any sense if you read them normally. The community, which was established in May 2014, is large, having grown to over 513,000 members.

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    Bored Panda reached out to the 'Don't Dead Open Inside' subreddit moderators. According to one of them, the community was inspired to form because of the 'Don't Dead Open Inside' frame from the very first episode of the hit TV show The Walking Dead.

    According to one moderator, people make mistakes while designing text because "they're either not thinking or they want to be original. Our main mission statement is to show them that they are wrong."

    They also had advice for those individuals willing to step up their game design-wise: "People in the west read left to right, then top to bottom. Do not "liven up" your text by making it "quirky". Hard to read means lost attention which translates to lost revenue."

    #4

    Five Extremely Slow Children Playing

    Five Extremely Slow Children Playing

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    Aubrie Allen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The park for moderately slow children is down a couple of blocks.

    Joe Kobersy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haaaaaaaaawwwoooo doooooo theeeeeeeeeeyyyyy pppppplllllaaaaayyyyyy?

    Gingergirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they practice they’ll get faster!

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never know with those extremely slow ones

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    Jace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen signs for slow children before but not extremely slow children.

    similarly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had friends who lived on a country road with a very similar sign: Slow Children at Play!

    sylvanticx
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ......and one extermely fast child playing.

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    #5

    This Terribly Worded Sign I Saw Today. Sorry, I’ll Pick Up My Dog’s Poop... Wouldn’t Want To Ruin Your Child Eating Experience

    This Terribly Worded Sign I Saw Today. Sorry, I’ll Pick Up My Dog’s Poop... Wouldn’t Want To Ruin Your Child Eating Experience

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    Sarahí Covarrubias
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Maruchan's cups say: Warning serving children

    The Girl on Fire
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention four different types of colors and fonts!

    Lotus Flower
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In addition to cannabalism of children, they are committing the murder of fonts

    Amber Turk
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let them cannibalize in peace.

    Emily
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess cannibals don't like the taste of dog very much.

    Deni La Force
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense...They say bad odours do affect flavors..

    Ma Jonalyn Montero
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How rude of you to let your dogs wander around that area. It's a sacred place you know! Let them enjoy their meals people!

    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a lot going on with that sign.

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    #6

    Well, Uh... I Guess That's A Good Motto

    Well, Uh... I Guess That's A Good Motto

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they're honest!

    Emily
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it even possible to have a truck as a spirit animal?

    Dr.Scott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is along the lines of "I would've come to your party...but I didn't want to."

    ♥Kitty♥
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truer word have never been spoken

    Martata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honesty is an understatement

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    Canva has some handy tips for those of you willing to up your design game when it comes to words. For example, Canva suggests that you limit the number of fonts that you use and use simple ones, rather than complex ones that might not mesh together well.

    #7

    Attention

    Attention

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    Sarah Panhorst
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad for some disabled elderly pregnant children representation AT LAST!

    Bazzabizarre
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As some one who identifies as a ‘Disabled Elderly Pregnant Child’ I find all of your comments very offensive. We need to poo too you know!

    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hang around to see the person that needs that bathroom.

    Incognito
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i haven't seen a disabled, elderly pregnant child before!

    Miniarmour79
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you not they're rare but magnificent creatures!

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    Martata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should invest in a sink at least

    Jeff Heinemann
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite the check list to use that toilet!

    Joe Kobersy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would make a disabled elderly child pregnant? Cruel humans!

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    #8

    Thanks For The Advice

    Thanks For The Advice

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't need this shirt it's my day to day

    JeffC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed....no sign/tee needed for this!

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    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Words too many of us already live by

    Fixin'Ta
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I. Need. This. Shirt. This is my life.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is our family motto.

    Ale_Vidal23
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brain when everything seems to work out

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    #9

    Baby Needs Beers & Wines

    Baby Needs Beers & Wines

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    Lana Raven
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think it’s mommy who needs that

    Brian Leahy
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unused dialog from Dirty Dancing

    ember avery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are they in the same aisle tho

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That baby is in for one rough life.

    Michelle Line
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just call it the "Mommy Aisle" - everything a mother needs.

    Electric Ed
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is this urban legend floating around in machine learning circles, that when shoppers buy diapers they are 8 times more likely to buy beer too. But even so, I thought the beer would have been for the parents.

    Douglas Campbell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody puts baby in a corner without a beverage. (BTW- I'm baby)

    N S
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perfect for exhausted parents

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    Spacing, something most of us rarely think about, is also important and can bring about radically different effects simply by eliminating the negative space between letters, words, and sentences.

    #10

    Experience

    Experience

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    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks, that doctors finger was enough.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have experienced that. It was a real s**t show. (sad trombone)

    Kevin Fenech
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something you could really get behind

    BECKETT BUCKLEY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no... I do not want to experience that..

    Carole Gleed
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they are experiencing something but I don’t know what and I would be afraid to ask.

    Incognito
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of all the words, why does that one have to be highlighted?

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    #11

    This Habitat For Humanity Van

    This Habitat For Humanity Van

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    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, this is my favorite one on this list

    Martata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tat for humanity? Tit for tat?

    Alyse
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Practice your KILLS tat for Humanity county

    Mini Shnauzer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this made me laugh because I'm a writer and my main character is an assassin . . .

    Alessio Sa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah Napoli should had before the match vs Genk

    Fixin'Ta
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tat for Humanity! That's an order!

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the tit for (tat)?

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    #12

    So My Campus Had A Suicide Awareness And Prevention Day

    So My Campus Had A Suicide Awareness And Prevention Day

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    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come try our Kool Aide, it's killer.

    Aubrie Allen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are dying to go to this! (I know, this is a horrible joke.)

    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody never came back complaining, right ?

    Lilli
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes, a suicicle event. can't miss that!

    Lotus Flower
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about keeping up with the Joneses

    Jjjane20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come among us, don't worry, it's easy.. But as you may know.. No pain, no gain.

    Incognito
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    suicide event! Come join us!

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    #13

    No Safety. Smoking First

    No Safety. Smoking First

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    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they tried with colors, right ?

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the event of an emergency, smokers gotta have that last cigarette before jumping ship.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brings to mind the "NO SMORKING" signs at Engrish.com -- a site dedicated to faulty Asian translations. Signs of all types and situations. At the bottom, the webmaster posted the question: "What about SMORKER'S RIGHTS?"

    DC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ship, totally my ship!

    Asat Voong
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect sign for gas stations.

    BECKETT BUCKLEY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO SAFETY, You heard me! We always put smoking first here! So don't put that cigar down!

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    #14

    Who Else Is Donating To End Children?

    Who Else Is Donating To End Children?

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    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Planned Parenthood's new campaign?

    Carole Reid
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got it wrong just like a lot of other people.

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    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who was the main sponsor of the ad? Durex?. The people from post #5 are not going to be happy.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would someone want to end children ? If we know already that they will become idiots adults, then sign me in.

    Bears Kitten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do I sign up? There are quite a few adults I'd like to throw onto this bonfire!

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    #15

    Don't Save A Life. Be Afraid To Give Blood

    Don't Save A Life. Be Afraid To Give Blood

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    Grapeling
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you this is very helpful. I'll tell me friends too :D

    Live Era Nemow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way I read it, "Don't be afraid to give, save a life blood." Which still sounds weird.

    Trisha Lynn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good! I was worried about that!!

    Agent K
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the heads up, but I'm already afraid to give blood...

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vampires aren't afraid!

    John
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our phlebotomists are truly terrible. Enjoy!

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    #16

    Do I Push?

    Do I Push?

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    Orillion
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't push it, why is it even there!?

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you're supposed to pull it, or twist it.

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    Michelle Riley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't it have to be a big red button to mean don't push? ;)

    Dr.Scott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wouldn't put a button there if it wasn't supposed to be pushed. This attitude is precisely why I would never be allowed in the Bat Mobile or a missile control room.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ooh! What does this button do?"

    Incognito
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    push don't push don't.... Ok, I think I push it.

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Push, don't don't push... it sounds like a dubstep song to me :D

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    #17

    If You Hard, Then You Hard

    If You Hard, Then You Hard

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    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah what can you do about it.. not like you control it..

    Ale_Vidal23
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every dude explaining what happens in the morning

    Amber Turk
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was posted during ''Erection Awareness Month''.

    Jjjane20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am curious where this sign was, could be even funnier..

    Incognito
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look, sharon. if you're hard, you can't change it. If you're hard, then you hard.

    char
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah jEez sharon when you hard you hard

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    #18

    Sorry Guys, You Can’t Let Your Pets Cook Bicycles Here

    Sorry Guys, You Can’t Let Your Pets Cook Bicycles Here

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    Restless
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But my dogs love cooking bicycles!

    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unicycles and tricycles are allowed. My cat saw found the loophole in a blink of an eye.

    Trisha Lynn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let your pets cook cars either. It's just not a good idea.

    Agent K
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My chinchilla only knows how to cook skateboards, so I guess that's still cool then...

    marnidarr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But unicycles and tricycles are fair game?

    it's me again
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is dogs cooking hot dogs cannibalism?

    Lotus Flower
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing worse than the smell of cooked bicycles

    tana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's my cat's specialty!

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    #19

    Hood On vs. Hood Off

    Hood On vs. Hood Off

    m_delacour Report

    Jjjane20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you'd like to change your mind.

    Martata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It shows where you stand. They cater for both. It's a label. Use it right.

    sylvanticx
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do we even need a club for this? If the animal is crying or whining or growling or starving, stop doing what your doing. Poor aminals.

    SamuelLemons
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this as a t-shirt and I didn't know my hair covers up the "Anti." Needless to say someone FINALLY pointed it out to me by asking if I was making an "edgy" joke.

    N S
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anti animal cruelty club is a pretty bad choice of wording, too... sounds like a bunch of people who are anti animal and into cruelty... oh wait, ...must be peta!

    April Simnel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even as "Animal Anti-Cruelty Club", it's an awkward phrase.

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    Trisha Lynn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on how you're feeling that day, I guess.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like an animal rights activist and her evil twin.

    BECKETT BUCKLEY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better keep that thing on or completely cut it off.

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    #20

    Please Do Not Take It Home. Leave Litter Here

    Please Do Not Take It Home. Leave Litter Here

    freshcheezels Report

    Grapeling
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do they LeArN in environmental management these days???

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The course is totally separate from the humorous photo it uses as a frontpage --- not sure why BP haven't put that photo on its own.

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    Kath Leen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could use them as fertilizers

    STicKy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SUBJECT: Environmental Destruction 101

    Trisha Lynn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but I'm not taking other people's litter to my home. I've got enough, thank you.

    Curious Cat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's behind the green marked out words !

    NightmaresNope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The signs! The signs are ruining everything!

    BECKETT BUCKLEY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave litter here, it's not your problem anymore! we'll take it for you! Hopefully this teaches you a good habit!

    °-. *white~wolf* .-°
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do not leave litter here. Take it home.

    GrillMeASalmon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a thoughtful way to introduce the unit.

    Carole Gleed
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s kind of them saves me having to lug my old sofa away.

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    #21

    Just Purchased This Low Quality Fried Chicken At The Grocery Store

    Just Purchased This Low Quality Fried Chicken At The Grocery Store

    mountainsofkong Report

    Holosexual
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least they're honest

    sylvanticx
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fully Cooked Fried Chicken" cracked me up.

    Cordelia
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fully cooked fried chicken 🍗 with guaranteed reduced quality...

    Stevie B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we also talk about the "fully cooked fried chicken". Does this store sell uncooked fried chicken?

    Agent K
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's fully cooked... You still have that...

    Trisha Lynn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least they're honest. Why pay less for quality chicken?

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    #22

    If You Were In A Car, Would You Know What Accident To Do?

    If You Were In A Car, Would You Know What Accident To Do?

    MrGrampton Report

    Holosexual
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so stressful no I wouldn't know what accident to do, this is too much responsibility

    Cordelia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were in a car would you know what accident to do? 🤔🤔🤔 hmmmm lemme see.... What to do what to do..... Tsk tsk tsk...

    ember avery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok but don't do the accident that requires you to take care of it for the next 18 years

    Jeff Heinemann
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's my car! I'll do what I want in it!

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda defies the point of accident if you have to think about it first

    Martata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this on the theory test?

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused! Someone help me decide what accident to do while I'm in a car!

    Laci
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pee!!! No wait - run a red light?

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    #23

    Smash Immigrants Welcome Racism

    Smash Immigrants Welcome Racism

    Dbanzai Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Racist Hulk be Racist..

    N G
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donald launches his presidential campaign

    Lotus Flower
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pseudo Anarchy symbol checks out

    Incognito
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a smash immigrant, and I welcome racism!

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    #24

    Honey, I Think We're Supposed To Turn Right

    Honey, I Think We're Supposed To Turn Right

    Lolawolf Report

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can I go straight?" "ONLY TURN" "Ok ok I'll turn"

    Amber Turk
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Famous last words of a backseat driver

    NightmaresNope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left? No! Right turn! Only turn Ebmud!

    Tài Trần
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left, no. Turn right only. TURN !!!!

    Susan Scripture
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my husband giving me directions when I'm driving (and knowing where I need to go, anyway).

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left No! Turn right! Only turn Ebmud!

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    #25

    I Only Saw The Left Window At First And Got Very Confused

    I Only Saw The Left Window At First And Got Very Confused

    generationfire Report

    Martata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Selsful living is a good way of putting it

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a selsful living! That way i'll die for succes.

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    Lotus Flower
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a Suicide Event at 4:30 if they want to take it to the next level

    Jenn Unicorn Popping
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Die for success.... now there's dedication!

    Lemon Garnished Potato
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Die for succes. Well I mean I wouldn't have any issues with debt...

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Die for succes, selsful living? Quite the motivational speech here!

    it's me again
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He who dies with the most toys wins!

    Ronnie Beaton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used ro be a nightclub in Glasgow called BUMPERS, which had its name emblazoned on two awnings outside the premises - unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your POV) the awning maker put the first three letters on the first awning, and the remaining four on the second. I think the club's staff would accidentally "forget" to pull down the second awning, just so passing vehicles and pedestrians could see the word BUM in six foot high letters as they passed by,

    BECKETT BUCKLEY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did someone take the time to make this fit those windows and not realize?

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    #26

    This New Wall Art In My Office

    This New Wall Art In My Office

    Bitemarkz Report

    Fuzztone
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what it is even trying to say.

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing is impossible and everything is possible both at once I guess

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    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm is possible. Are you is possible too?

    Agent K
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always tell my young son that "NO EVERYTHING, IM IS POSSIBLE." You've got to encourage kids...

    it's me again
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No everything im is possible. Spoken Yoda has.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that in the waiting room? / / / / / I'd get up and leave.

    Alex
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every nothing is impossible?

    Sarah Panhorst
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no everything, im is possible

    S.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me trying to motivate myself:

    marnidarr
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scary thing is that someone bought it.

    Dianna
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would really disturb me if it was on the wall opposite my desk at work.

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    #27

    Our To Help Trollies You Move

    Our To Help Trollies You Move

    INTP36 Report

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn’t make sense either way...

    sylvanticx
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really doesn't. Eventually I got it, but why would they format it this way.... what if this was a design school?

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    Tomáš Mesároš
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that´s right. Imagine if you were their trolies and students weren´t allowed to take to help you move

    Douglas Campbell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why most universities are simply diploma factories.

    Lotus Flower
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone actually typed these words in a row then taped them together. Think about that.

    Tiffany Shim
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person needs to sign up for English 1 again.

    Luna Moonwatcher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attention you are not our trollies-students allowed to take to help you move/attention students you are allowed not to take our to help trollies you move/ attention students you are not allowed to take our trollies to help you move

    Lorem Ipsum
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EEW! That actually gave me chills. It says "Attention students, you are not allowed to take our trollies to help you move." You read it horizontally, and then vertically. Disgusting, an affront to everything I hold dear.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is "Trolly" diminutive for "Troll"? We have the same problem, they keep escaping our building abetted by students.

    Alyeck Melendez Seda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attention Student, You Are Not Allowed To Take Our Trollies To Help You Move

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    #28

    7 Surprising Black Ways To Use Beans

    7 Surprising Black Ways To Use Beans

    maximum_chungus Report

    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the stupid title, but seriously black bean smoothies sounds gross!!!!!!!

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how could someone defile a brownie like that... this is the reason I have trust issues...

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    Incognito
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the design is so mistakenly racist it's actually kind of funny.

    Michelle Chevalier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm black and I am also surprised...brownies and smoothies!?!

    The Girl on Fire
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are "Surprising" ways all right.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seven ways to surprise your guests: Put beans in their pancakes, brownies, smoothies, pizza.

    Dr.Scott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing on that list that sounds good. Surprising, yes. Tasty, no.

    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew no. I passionately hate beans....

    Anja Schmidt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would be interesting what the white ways would look like ...

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And on top of that, they put "Black Beans" in orange text and everything else in black. C'mon...

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    #29

    So I Fart Old Dust

    So I Fart Old Dust

    variousbirds Report

    Jason Doakes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this makes just as much sense as the original thought...

    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the original ? "So I Fart Old Dust" is the only thing I can find

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    Martti Laurson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way is funny. And I like that the farted dust is farm fresh too

    IzzieM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna use this, next time there's an awkward silence on a first date. 😆

    Mia J
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonderful conversation starter.

    Grapeling
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you eat im concerned :o

    Ruth Kletke
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should put a 'g' in front of old....I could go for that

    00000
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would want the Farm Fresh sign to go with the Fart sign.

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way, the end result is the same.

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    #30

    They Are, In Fact, A Particular Sub-Species Of Rock

    They Are, In Fact, A Particular Sub-Species Of Rock

    192747585939 Report

    Martata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The safe ones are not so bad

    Kate Young
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Danger rock, danger rock 🎶, does whatever dangerrock does...🎵"

    Lemon Garnished Potato
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, danger rocks? I've been hoping to photograph some of those but they're so rare where I live! Anyone know where this is?

    Trisha Lynn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooo I've never seen Danger Rocks!

    QueenoftheSquids
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Danger Rock it's an endangered species. We've submerged it so you don't touch it. Don't worry, they can breathe. Actually they don't have lungs I don't know why I said that

    BECKETT BUCKLEY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knows, they might be less dangerous when submerged..

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    #31

    The Design School I Graduated From Sent This Postcard Out

    The Design School I Graduated From Sent This Postcard Out

    edrini Report

    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks, you haven't even figured it out yet.

    Ale_Vidal23
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yoda must have been the designer here

    Hilu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good it’s leading they’re teaching since they obviously can’t design.

    Jenn Unicorn Popping
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully the graduates didn't design this one??

    Lotus Flower
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you’re not nursing a student loan from these guys.

    Martata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why people start their own business

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they never said that THEY know how to design...

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    . I'm not so sure about that..

    EpicFangirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you we'll know show you how to how to design lead. Logic. ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

    Iva Kazalova
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From a design school that should be stripped of its accreditations 🙄

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    #32

    Stand Hong With Kong

    Stand Hong With Kong

    pedrojalapa Report

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll believe Kong must be pretty Hong.

    Jessi Zultanky
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep in mind Chinese (one of the languages of Hong Kong) reads in columns, right to left. Since English is left to right, this sign can be easily seen as an English adaptation of traditional Chinese writing structure.

    Angelhair Cove
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way it doesn't make sense coz it's written from left to right here and Hong Kong people should know better since we're bilingual here!

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    Jenn Unicorn Popping
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stand Hong with Kong!! this made me laugh :)

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hong always wants to sit and doesn't want to stand near Kong.

    N G
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I'll stand well hong with king Kong

    Joe Kobersy
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We will never leave you, Kong, we stand with you Hong-by-Hong.

    Piou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can definitely stand hong but I cannot stand kong sorry!

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    #33

    When Your Gym Tryies Hard To Motivate You But Fails To Make Any Sense

    When Your Gym Tryies Hard To Motivate You But Fails To Make Any Sense

    james_pawned Report

    IzzieM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will hit myself in 3months, at third floor. Thanks for the heads-up, oracle gym

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But even putting all the pieces in a sensible order, why would I hit myself?

    Tyra Gordon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i REALLY dont get it. Hit yourself?

    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't make sense either way. How do you read it?

    Minh Le
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 months from now you will hit yourself. Thank us at 3rd floor

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    deathcorelover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 months from now you will hit yourself at 3rd floor. Thank us. Don't know what it means, though.

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    Tim
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HIT might mean High Intensity Training?

    Carole Gleed
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I will stay away from the 3rd floor !

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    #34

    Truly Inspiring

    Truly Inspiring

    littlefisch2020 Report

    Jjjane20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel drunk while I am reading and it is 9am and all I had was a coffee.

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    Jon S.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really get the urge to down vote this one for putting my head through decipher stress, but I don't know if that in fact makes it a better c**k-up and therefore should be up voted.

    Legoinsinööri
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already feel smarter than I think just for solving this puzzle.

    Deni La Force
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have gone to the same design school from above...

    Dave Cornelius
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect sense, that does make. - Yoda

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most annoying thing about this is the angle

    Max M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one broke my brain.

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    #35

    Vicious Inc... What?!

    Vicious Inc... What?!

    thedirtyjackal Report

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he’s not lying there, incest is usually vicious

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that some kind of festival? Like the inbred version of Coachella? At least they have the right truck for it.

    no body
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun for the whole family! Sorry.

    Anton Swanepoel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a good name for an indie rock group.

    EpicFangirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    vicious incest............ ''SWEET HOME ALABAMA''

    BECKETT BUCKLEY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh geez this is both bad for branding but true

    Lila Nguyễn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Lannisters send their regards

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    #36

    This Monstrosity

    This Monstrosity

    Hantook Report

    Andrew Wildman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when you figure this one out, it says “We’re not happy ‘til you’re not happy.”

    Lisa Villa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't make sense in any level

    Doris Won-Lee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are not happy till you're not happy!!?

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're not happy 'til you're not happy? Thanks, I'll shop somewhere else.

    Nimthirielle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're not happy til you're not happy? What kind of store has that motto?

    Olivia Knight
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea I saw that too, but what about "We're your not till not happy?"

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    Bevie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok....this is making my head hurt.

    BECKETT BUCKLEY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says "we're not happy til youre not happy"

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    #37

    From Afar, This Sign Has A Completely Different Meaning

    From Afar, This Sign Has A Completely Different Meaning

    tannerclary3 Report

    Deni La Force
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess its ok...at least theyre not eating them and complaining about dog poop...

    Laila sinke
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes I feel like the big font made me wait before it got to prevention "WE SUPPORT CHILD ABUSE".................."prevention" did anyone else feel this way

    Lynn Biasini McElfresh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't anybody with a brain READ these things??

    Piou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has to stand for their beliefs

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    End children, eat children and now... Oh boy.

    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From close up it doesn't look much better, imho.

    BECKETT BUCKLEY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no what is with these signs i always see them why do these things have the most important part so small?

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    #38

    Wet Private Clay Parties

    Wet Private Clay Parties

    bouncingredgrape Report

    Tiggy Darling
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite. But I do have the humour of a 9 year old.

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom always mad when I play clay when I was young, now I can have a wet private clay party with my friends.

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    Jenica Thomas
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite kind of party!

    Grapeling
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like to come to the wet private clay party with me?

    AndersM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to go to that party. Sounds dirty.

    Joe Kobersy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use to know this Wet Clay dude, he loved to party privately

    BECKETT BUCKLEY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wet private..." But why are your privates wet? hmmm...

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    #39

    Burn Increase

    Burn Increase

    SabertoothCSGO Report

    Jjjane20
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this must be higher than she is 😂

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $50 says she doesn't remember anything about that day, except that she went to the Moon.

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    Hannyyy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be that stoned.

    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it looks like she practices what she preaches...

    Incognito
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't think you should burn plants anyway though...

    Martz Migraña
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one good slogan "Burn increases plants, not global coal. Chill."

    Jace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stoners make poor sign makers.

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    #40

    Never Ever Ever Beef. Frozen Always

    Never Ever Ever Beef. Frozen Always

    ManWitoutSocks Report

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure there is a logical way to read this. Its more like a brainstorm or a word association map

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's: We use never-ever-ever-frozen beef. Always. (It might be *slightly* less confusing without the "ever ever" bit...)

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    Tai Nguyen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many different ways to mis-read this, lol. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

    Deni La Force
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its like a new game from Mattel. Throw a handful of words at a board...whee

    Alexander Brior
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was this even supposed to say?!

    Sherry Roth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never used never-ever-ever beef.

    JeffC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda liked the never ever beef but they're right I suppose....

    BECKETT BUCKLEY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this doesnt even make any sense. There is not a single bit right about this. It cannot say anything that makes sense.

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    #41

    Shosple Colupis

    Shosple Colupis

    caiia_ Report

    Tai Nguyen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally! You have no idea how hard it is to find a shop selling shosple colupis!!

    Joe Kobersy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's how we keep getting all that new trash vocabulary injected into English?

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect I will actually start using this word. It has a nice Yiddish ring to it.

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    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm giggling as if I had smoked pot. Shosple Colupis is way off, I love it!

    Laci
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shosple? and they're coulupis?

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    #42

    What Does What What Does?

    What Does What What Does?

    taeppa Report

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very rarely do comments make me laugh, but your comment did. Thank you Sir.

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    Nate Hull
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does it mean to care? What does it mean to care? What does it mean to care? There, I read it for you.

    Demonic Cow
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to rap this. What does? What-what does It mean to, it mean Does it care? To care? MEAN TO CARE

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another 'What' is needed here!

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    #43

    Nono Paingain

    Nono Paingain

    JoJoSteelBallRun Report

    Joannie Goulet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live "nono" is a slang word for a moron.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gains requiring pain are a big no-no to me, so I'd be pleased to wear this.

    #44

    Popped Up On My Feed

    Popped Up On My Feed

    CLONE_1 Report

    Aiden Matos-Perez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says “ its not okay be to okay”’not “its not okay to be okay”

    Laci
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    typical teenage sign......ugh - you can't just....ugh....ok

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    #45

    Found At A Local Bar

    Found At A Local Bar

    jughandle Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love beer corn! It's the best snack when you're playing pong hole!

    Cl Jacobs
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexis sounds like a dirty mare.

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, "corn hole" is a really unfortunate name for a game - I'd be trying pretty hard to camouflage it too.

    °-. *white~wolf* .-°
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BEER CORN PONG HOLE! thursday night with alexis ;-)

    Rani Johnson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an awkward sex game.

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beer corn is not my liking, but Pong hole is my kind of hole!

    Laci
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need beer corn for my pong hole.

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    #46

    Friend Of A Friend Got A New Tattoo

    Friend Of A Friend Got A New Tattoo

    drewwhis Report

    Joe Kobersy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he let a LIVING tattoo artist do it?

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely example of a tatto artist being ironic.

    Chandelure F-5
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Never trust the living" Pretty metal, innit?

    Rani Johnson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never trust this tattoo artist.

    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never trust the living. Jason Voorhees.

    Jjjane20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does it mean, I am not native and missing the point.. Help!

    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the pictures are from the movie Beetlejuice. So maybe the quote is too. But I'm pretty sure the correct wording is "never trust the living"

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    #47

    This Won The Design Competition

    This Won The Design Competition

    chica420 Report

    nanashi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, I'm trying my best every day not to die.

    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How bad were the other competitors that this is the one that won???

    Cra-Z cat lady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has like 3 or 4 things wrong with it at once

    Lemon Garnished Potato
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't die safely. How do you die dangerously?

    Chandelure F-5
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminder: Don't die. Drive safely.

    Nate Hull
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IF YOU'RE TRYING TO DIE, DO IT SAFELY!

    Fred and George Weasley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    make sure to die in an unsafe manner, or you may be severly punished

    Jordan W.
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This poster was designed by Capita India" no wonder..

    Laci
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't die safely in an RV

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    #48

    They Must Have Added The Arrows After Realising How Steamy It Was Originally

    They Must Have Added The Arrows After Realising How Steamy It Was Originally

    joe_copp Report

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the intention was to slow your actions down it worked very well! 10/10 success.

    Laci
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open the menu slowly?

    European other
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try and write a bit more clearly next time

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    #50

    Karaoke Thursday Here Every Sunday

    Karaoke Thursday Here Every Sunday

    Ardinno Report

    OneGood Cop
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear I sang karaoke there after seeing a show once.

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least on Sunday, you'll be glad tomorrow is Friday.

    #51

    Get Good News One Buy

    Get Good News One Buy

    thenickandrew Report

    Ale_Vidal23
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this person was drunk i guess

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a jigsaw you solve to get the offer

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    María Hermida
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where have these idiots learn this stupid layout? It seems there are so many signs with words "in columns", that look like sentences. Don't they read the signs after displaying them? If they read them, they would realise it's unintelligible.

    AndersM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One buy free two? How can I Loose? Hour happy the bar at?

    #52

    I Think The Real Question Is: Why On A Toilet Seat?

    I Think The Real Question Is: Why On A Toilet Seat?

    JaseAndrews Report

    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes we are open open sorry no sorry closed

    Nate Hull
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even colors don't match: "No we open" "Yes are sorry closed"

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    #53

    Book Don’t By Judge It’s A Cover At My High School

    Book Don’t By Judge It’s A Cover At My High School

    GotSpawnKilled Report

    Falcon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a judge didn't release a book, only a cover? 🤔

    littlesaresare
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I judge a sign by its word order? >_>

    Linda Riebel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So don't learn how to spell "its" ?

    Incognito
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont buy it, judge. It's a cover up. BWAHAHAHHAHAA

    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't generally, but if that was a book cover I'd throw it straight into the trash

    OneGood Cop
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its, not it's in this usage. :)

    Devyn Nagy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also don't take their design class.

    Andrew Yarke
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will not judge a "a" by its cover after reading this

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    #54

    I’m Call Pregnant Me

    I’m Call Pregnant Me

    QuinnJet Report

    Ale_Vidal23
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is everyone struggling to spell the word pergolant?

    TheExtremeSmell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pregragnant. Interesting way to let them know

    Jordan W.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I am stuck in 2017 : "I'm PREGGARGANNAAT" -piewdiepie

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's pregnat, whatever that means. Why does she want people to call her? The sign is stupid, but I don't get it.

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    #55

    I Live In Tootrno

    I Live In Tootrno

    NairodI Report

    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " We don't take naps Toronto!" Hahaha Is this a roast on Toronto? Or is this Toronto is against naps in general?? I'm so confused

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's graphically nice, even if it doesn't make sense.

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do to.....how embarassing!

    #56

    Wales Prince Of Hotel

    Wales Prince Of Hotel

    Knifty_ Report

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it does look like a castle, so it could be the Prince of Hotels in that sense. And it could be in Wales, as well.

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    #57

    Dip Dip

    Dip Dip

    JimMorrisonsPetFrog Report

    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha I remember this song!! Da Dip by Freak Nasty! "I put my hand upon your hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip. You put yours, I put mine... And we can dip down low and roll it round!"

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a GOOD sign, doesn't belong here.

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    #58

    What Do?

    What Do?

    MathematicalDessert Report

    OneGood Cop
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, how much time do you have and I'll tell you.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello Word 98 with all your wonderful word art and clip art! No homework was complete without you.

    #59

    70,000 Can’t Be Teeth, Wrong

    70,000 Can’t Be Teeth, Wrong

    PivotalFugur Report

    Edgar Rops
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention the fact that it's the teeth of 2,187 and a half persons

    Kristy P
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But.. it says "wisdom teeth only". That comes to exactly 175k people (if they all have 4)

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    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wisdom teeth only. Sounds like discrimination.

    Claire
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it supposed to say? "70,000 can't be teeth, wrong?"

    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    70000 teeth, can't be wrong. Guess it's trying to imply he's removed that many teeth and therefore is very good at it?

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    Laci
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is at the corner - a home made hot dog stand?

    #60

    You Had Meat "Hello"

    You Had Meat "Hello"

    Baudin82 Report

    Andrew Wildman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of thing this post should be about...

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    #61

    Aloha, Please Remove Your Hawaii

    Aloha, Please Remove Your Hawaii

    loliday Report

    Jaffa Cake
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    This actually makes sense politically, Aloha is the "Aboriginal Lands of Hawaiian Ancestry" movement which campaigned for a free Hawaii and reparations from the US.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also the word for "hello", in this context...

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    #62

    New Paint On The Wall At My Gym

    New Paint On The Wall At My Gym

    krbdy_1 Report

    Jeff Heinemann
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if it takes longer than 12, just stay home. We can't help you anylonger.

    #63

    Hear That Noise? We Are Growing. We Can Fix It Again. Apply Inside

    Hear That Noise? We Are Growing. We Can Fix It Again. Apply Inside

    armchairnixon Report

    Jenn Unicorn Popping
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they have to fix it again it doesn't say much for their work...

    Fred and George Weasley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it sounds like the start of a weird remix of 'into the unknown'

    #64

    Sorry, We Don't Over $20 Bills Accept

    Sorry, We Don't Over $20 Bills Accept

    TheDragon-Hunter Report

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    #65

    I Give Up

    I Give Up

    TheCunningLinguist89 Report

    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the big lines are supposedly blanks for you to fill in maybe?

    Incognito
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hello, this is your normal dose of everybody has one the imaginarium

    Restless
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is an Imaginarium an Aquarium in your head?

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's "Dreamatorium", not "Imaginarium".

    #66

    Do Not Take And Put Blue Chairs Them Onto Gym Floor! Away When Done

    Do Not Take And Put Blue Chairs Them Onto Gym Floor! Away When Done

    sumptinmagic Report

    Andrew Wildman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “So I don’t take a chair but I gotta put a chair away? That’s deep, man...”

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you think they got all those chairs from?.

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    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever happened to sentences in a straight line so they make sense?

    OneGood Cop
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even as intended to be read, it makes no sense. Best meaning is that I'm supposed to take blue chairs into the gym and leave them there.

    K Lane
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't make sense whether it's read in columns OR in rows!

    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must have been written by a mastermind: "Do not take blue chairs onto gym floor and take them away when done." WTF?

    Restless
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am away now, please try again later

    #67

    S3adlaey

    S3adlaey

    goodybags18 Report

    Koalamonster
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the first one that I genuinely can't make ANY sense out of. What does this mean?!?

    Jason Doakes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sa da tay, my brother, or something...

    Chandelure F-5
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Captcha concept: Descramble phrase

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    #68

    Fire Keep Door Shut

    Fire Keep Door Shut

    rwane94 Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't dead, open inside!

    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fire keep the door shut. I should know.

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fire can't go through doors, stupid. It's not ghosts.

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    #69

    I Am Dond

    I Am Dond

    bestgrandson Report

    Rissie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks very enthusiastic about his name.

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why arrange the word 'diamond' this way?

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All hipsters are now called Dond.

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The '70s called - they want their mustache back.

    Falcon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many Donds there are that they market towards them.

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    #70

    My Hometown Parade. Dear God

    My Hometown Parade. Dear God

    Farnhza Report

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like fun wherever it is or isn't.

    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mryhita" - sounds like a weird name for a child

    Hannyyy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh guys, it says "Merry Christmas" You just have to say it like you're drunk!

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    #71

    *inhales* Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything

    *inhales* Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything

    Vampyrix25 Report

    Chandelure F-5
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THEY ARE REALLY PUTTING EMPHASIS ON THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING MUST GO.

    Laci
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Officer, I picked out my clothes then everyone started yelling "go go go!!" so I ran.

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it's 'everything'.....just checking, your sign wasn't very clear.

    #72

    If U Stay, Go, Stay Do It 4ever Today

    If U Stay, Go, Stay Do It 4ever Today

    childishsulvino Report

    Holosexual
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My crush giving me signals like:

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amputation would be the next option.

    Restless
    Community Member
    6 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    #73

    Real Trucks Not Carry Loads, Handbags

    Real Trucks Not Carry Loads, Handbags

    HitlersOneInchDick Report

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw... poor little man and his fragile little ego.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also he doesn't realize how small handbags are? You don't need a truck to carry a handbag literally ever. Unless it's a load of handbags, in which case I think it would be filed under the category of "load"?

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    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame on you......sexist. Men carry handbags you know!

    #74

    Don't Worry You'll About It Be Ok

    Don't Worry You'll About It Be Ok

    pepperonilegs Report

    Hannyyy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "try it"..... How do you "try" a notepad?

    bjmantis
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yoda must have designed it.

    Aidyn06
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like how it says it makes you happy as if predicting that we'd laugh at the text

    Mark
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a case of "literal translation" A lot of foreign languages put words in a different order but when it is translated into English they keep that same order so it ends up not making sense.

    #75

    Trust Onoe

    Trust Onoe

    Emil8ner Report

    Eniko Bata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I trust Onoe, she has always been reliable.

    #76

    Power Bur To The Ger

    Power Bur To The Ger

    rflil Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like someone sliced their palm open!

    Joannie Goulet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I saw a weird looking person with their dog holding a box smeared in blood. This is better than watching clouds.

    Fred and George Weasley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought this was a man climing over a wall with a dog sat on the loo

    Laci
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Bur to the Gur as often as possible

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just my kind of bur.......ger.....

    Melanin Mo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like someone throwing up hovering over the toilet

    Aidyn06
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like a superheros catchphrase

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thing I saw was someone puking in a toilet

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    #77

    Did Hurt My Your Back Knife?

    Did Hurt My Your Back Knife?

    schjkel Report

    Csaba Hegedűs
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want to be super edgy but can't even typography.

    cj be like
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a good shirt actually

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not yet! Wait until I I get my back to hurt your knife!

    #78

    This Sign I Saw While Visiting Vancouver

    This Sign I Saw While Visiting Vancouver

    aegisventus Report

    Restless
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will have the soup salad beer wine, sounds delish!

    Hannyyy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And i'll take the Coffee Pastry Tea Sandwich! :D

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    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this sign upside down?

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gibberish nonsense aside, is that place really called "Their There"?

    #79

    Wewclmloe

    Wewclmloe

    Loakattack Report

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    splle chekc anyone, anywhere in your neighbourhood?

    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even understanding the logic of this one. What in the heck was even the intent of the order? I get what it says.... I think.... but how do you screw it up that bad?????

    #80

    Just Stop

    Just Stop

    MartinsHMMMM Report

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    #81

    Either Way This Makes No Sense

    Either Way This Makes No Sense

    LennonForPresident Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the urban cottage started in the bottom of a well before progressing to the top of the stairs ;)

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's just "Urban Cottage started from the well-bottom. Now we're here." It's probably tricky largely because of "urban", "cottage", "well", and "bottom" all being nouns.

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this how Drake gets all his lyrics? Stickers printed onto stairs.

    European other
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's put something random on the stairs, doesn't need to make any sense

    Joe Kobersy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By Stan fro Gravity Falls, I guess!

    Doris Won-Lee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urban cottage started from the bottom. Well now we are here. Two sentences squashed into one messy one.

    #82

    I Drink Game And Of I Loans Interest Is Coming Know Things

    I Drink Game And Of I Loans Interest Is Coming Know Things

    Gold_Paperclip Report

    #83

    Auitsumn

    Auitsumn

    Juppixon Report

    Phil Boswell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a moment there I thought it said "autism" o.O

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here, and I was like "what the F?"

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    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dyslexic autists are furious. They would never wear this c**p.

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    #84

    Hard Do Hat Not Area Enter

    Hard Do Hat Not Area Enter

    Report

    Sean larkin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the sign is perfect 👍

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely agree with Hope Floats. Sign makers must get a discount...........

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    #85

    Babies What Drink Are Milk You

    Babies What Drink Are Milk You

    CharlieEdjmin Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when you read it as it is intended - what the frigg are they trying to tell me? Or ask me, for that matter?

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That you must be a baby for drinking milk. It's vegans trying to be intimidating.

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    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD I'M DRINKING BABY MILK wait what's baby milk

    Laci
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    either way - I'm not milk.

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know now that you mention it......thought I was human.

    Spiritastray
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a human, thanks for asking!

    Phil Boswell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they just moved them apart a little bit…

    Restless
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby needs to give up on the drink

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    #86

    Teachers Who Love Teach Children Teaching To Love Learning

    Teachers Who Love Teach Children Teaching To Love Learning

    quinky_bee Report

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case anybody else is tired from going through 95 of these: "Teachers who love teaching teach children to love learning."

    #87

    Lsatnyglueaigne Lsatnyglueaigne

    Lsatnyglueaigne Lsatnyglueaigne

    inktrails Report

    Holosexual
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even try with this one

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did. At work. My boss thought I was speaking in tongues, and now I have to see a shrink.

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    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does this even say?? I sat in glue again? By someone who can't spell to save their life. My eyes are hurting from this one

    Grazina Strolia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Style In Language in white. The gold doesn't really make sense, but it says "Language Style In". WOW. OUCH.

    Spiritastray
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Style In Language" in white, "Language Style In" in gold? Maybe?

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Language Style in Style in Language. Still makes zero sense.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. I thought the lowercase "L" was an uppercase "i" and that was really not helping me out.

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    Joannie Goulet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Style in language". Maybe a bit too much style. This gave me a headache.

    Laci
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sat in NY glue? What are you trying to say Thomas A. Sebeok?

    K Lane
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is quite clever. It's called Style in Language, and they've put the word style into the word language - 'Style' is now in 'language. Like a clue on Catchphrase. Maybe if you need it explaining, this book isn't for you.

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    #88

    There Isis There. More! More?

    There Isis There. More! More?

    cooch_vandercorn Report

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holding it that way around makes him look like a terrorist sympathiser. If he held it the other way around, "Is there more? There is more!", it'd make him look like a Jehovah's Witness. Either way, run.

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    #89

    Ate At A Local Restaurant

    Ate At A Local Restaurant

    Nopeasuoli Report

    Char Char
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Welcome. May all who came as guests leave as friends'. I ordered some of these wall stickers from Wish and the words come on a sheet in no particular order. You kind of have to sort it out.

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *A Few Jaeger Bombs later* "Hey I have an idea for a sign!".

    OneGood Cop
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friends don't let friends stencil drunk.

    Laci
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friends are the guests that came? Only guests that come are friends?

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Football fwiend! Shout-out to everyone who's seen The Inbetweeners.

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one would need arrows too, it's a puzzle to get the words in the right order even if you know what it's supposed to say O.o

    #90

    Why Did I Name My Show "The Joel With Mchale Joel Show Mchale"?

    Why Did I Name My Show "The Joel With Mchale Joel Show Mchale"?

    NinjaCowReddit Report

    Jessamyn Zolcznski
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face is even 'Wtf' at it lol

    cj be like
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do love Joel McHale though, he's a funny guy

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure that's you name?

    Peko
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't feel that "the Joel McHale show with Joel McHale" was a tad superfluous?

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wasn't this supposed to be a Community reunion?"

    #91

    Who Thought This Was Acceptable

    Who Thought This Was Acceptable

    juanprada Report

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a wasted opportunity, they had "TMI" in there which would certainly apply.

    Laci
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK who thought it was acceptable ... but here's the clincher........someone else had to sign off on the design.

    #92

    Carop Washen

    Carop Washen

    ArtBudy Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm German, and I'd say it sounds more Dutch to me. It's somewhat close to German, but... just kinda.

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    Lemon Garnished Potato
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do enjoy washening my carop. Quite relaxing.

    Fred and George Weasley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this sounds like a harry potter spell that washes your car

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    #93

    How To Give Someone A Seizure

    How To Give Someone A Seizure

    _pm_me_a_CAT_ Report

    Cordelia
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the world is this???

    K Lane
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many Chinese and other Asian language products have English slogans on them. It is seen as cool / cosmopolitan, even if the words don't really make sense. We do similar things when we have Chinese symbols as tattoos or on tableware, to appear new age or exotic.

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be a 'test' a silkscreen shop.

    Joannie Goulet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY? Why write it like this instead of making a single coherent sentence?

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to stop reading these, they're starting to just p**s me off.

    Koalamonster
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My sunshine doesn't come from the skies it comes from the love in my patient eyes." At least that's what I got from it. Annoyingly it doesn't give you any real way to put them in that order, just vaguely follows the weird left side top to bottom then right side top to bottom thing that some of them do

    PotatoNinja5000
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Figured it out: "My sunshine doesn't come from the skies. It comes from the love in my patient eyes".

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to Google this to figure it out. :P "My sunshine doesn't come from the skies, it comes from the love in my patient('s) eyes."

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    #94

    Men Because Women

    Men Because Women

    verianne Report

    Pokémon MasterAudrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should say “men to the left because women are always right”

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men because women. That kinda sums it up.

    #95

    I Would Like A Free Donation. Also, Here's My Lemonade

    I Would Like A Free Donation. Also, Here's My Lemonade

    BossMabel5 Report

    Anna Wentz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw but he's just a kiddo not a trained designer like some of these fails

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah this is cute! Here in my country kids don't do this to earn some money how I wish they could try this to motivate them to earn money not just by asking.

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    Mark
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a scanner so he can listen out for the police and is that also why it says donations rather than for sale?

    Restless
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemonade is a bit orange? Orange you glad?

    #96

    Please Sick Please Donate Kids Donate

    Please Sick Please Donate Kids Donate

    fuuuuuckendoobs Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah I've been looking for a place to donate my kids for years...when can I drop them off?

    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You misread the sign: It clearly says: "Please donate sick kids please donate". I'm sorry but there seems to be no market for healthy kids.

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    Kaleo Hayase
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might also say please donate sick kids please donate

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if they're sick 'Monday'

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    #97

    Stop Refreshing

    Stop Refreshing

    Astro2k Report

    Joe Kobersy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we should stop using F5 and just go for Ctrl+M+S?

    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll keep that in mind next time my internet goes out.

    Andrew Wildman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just advice for a malfunctioning Internet browser... stop refreshing, try a milkshake *sizzle zap*

    #98

    Saw This At Work Today

    Saw This At Work Today

    rdeddit Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't open, nature outside!

    Holosexual
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what, I think I will bees

    Joannie Goulet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's going on with that tree in the background?

    Monday
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it guys...I told you NOT to bees!

    #99

    No Know Jesus Jesus

    No Know Jesus Jesus

    Spooksandgiggles Report

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually read "No Jesus, Know Jesus, No Peace, Know Peace" the first time.

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever your message, get the f**k away from me with your Jesus nonsense.

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the best reaction to a post you don't agree with is to simply scroll past it......

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    #100

    My Eyes Just Died

    My Eyes Just Died

    Trepach Report

    Jenica Thomas
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even try. This physically hurts.

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much my reaction. Mine was a bit more 's**t, wtaf!!!'

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    Joe Kobersy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just need salt, a black candle, a pentagram on the floor.... and you are, a portal to hell

    Lila Nguyễn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isaw tell the iam we saw them the truth here who didit we live what isaw iwas to tell iknow who didit there iwit we are they we ness still here didit are here what we live it's we know saw to tell true

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine too...,. Getting my eyes checked.

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine is an epileptic, I won't show her this.

    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it Mrs. Peacock in the library with a lead pipe??

    Andrew Wildman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t terrible. It’s semi-obvious the ‘box’ for each little quote, though a little space wouldn’t hurt.

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    #101

    Always Bright Look On Side The Of Life

    Always Bright Look On Side The Of Life

    peppermint_jake Report

    Jenica Thomas
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many horrible tattoos >_<

    Ale_Vidal23
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always look into your grammar books

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monty Python said it better.

    #102

    This Sign I Saw In Someone’s Yard

    This Sign I Saw In Someone’s Yard

    CallingFrom127001 Report

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it's 'Deer' and not 'Beer'?

    Emily
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather not kill deer. thanks.

    #103

    It's Supposed To Be A Quote From The Hamilton Musical. I Can See Life And Liberty But That's All I've Made Sense Of

    It's Supposed To Be A Quote From The Hamilton Musical. I Can See Life And Liberty But That's All I've Made Sense Of

    2meanbrothers Report

    Kioh81
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness

    Tai Nguyen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, the pursuit of happiness is a vey meandering pursuit.

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    YsaPur
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A quote from the Hamilton Musical? I can't believe they've made the Declaration of Independence into a musical! Just wow!

    OneGood Cop
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The quote is a bit older than the musical. Like July 1776. Just a thought.

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another ... no words!

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should I report this to Lin-Manuel Miranda?

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    #104

    Always Forgotten - Missed Never

    Always Forgotten - Missed Never

    cdsackett Report

    Ana-Maria Z
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you follow the logic on this one, actually is correct. UP -> DOWN -> RIGHT -> UP...If you straighten the band you will see the words written correctly.

    Tai Nguyen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @boredpanDaman almost has it right. If you straighten the ribbon, you'd have "always ɯıssǝp uǝʌǝɹ forgotten"

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    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing Ray Ray can't see that.

    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha, even in death no one likes you Ray Ray

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    #105

    Saw This In A Store Today

    Saw This In A Store Today

    carpelas13 Report

    Ale_Vidal23
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it'sa me, Mario! have a good-a day-a

    Devyn Nagy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear a song in my head for some reason. 🎵It's a for a good good day day!🎵

    #106

    Jesus Are Is Coming You Back Ready?

    Jesus Are Is Coming You Back Ready?

    porkstick Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way they scrawled that on the back of their truck they obviously weren't ready :)

    Jjjane20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am! I was born ready and still nothing.. 🤷‍♀️

    #107

    Tread Though Our What Softly Leaves Words Can Because

    Tread Though Our What Softly Leaves Words Can Because

    JordanEBailey2 Report

    Jessamyn Zolcznski
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just read the same color word

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. 2. Though leaves are many the root is one. 3. Our words must seem to be inevitable. 4. What can be explained is not poetry.

    PyroKitty
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually really cool

    Andrew Wildman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy enough to figure out, though could have been easier if stacked better or something.

    Chandelure F-5
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a game over sequence in Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion

    misteriosa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really fun for color blind people :/

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really like this. I think it's a puzzle on purpose, it makes you stop and pay more attention to it. And it doesn't matter what order you read the various phrases in, as they are all distinct and interesting.

    Laci
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tread words? words seem? no...next.

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    #108

    Catc H So Mes Tard Ust

    Catc H So Mes Tard Ust

    ImpishAlice Report

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got Stardust out of that...............that's nice.

    Ale_Vidal23
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thi S Gu ymus t be re tard ed

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