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We might be living in the middle of a global pandemic and some people might miss human contact a bit too much, but it’s no excuse to spout tasteless pickup lines. To give you a break from all the serious things in life, Bored Panda has collected a whole bunch of pickup attempts that are so awful, they deserved to be put down with snappy comebacks.

Scroll down and upvote your favorite shutdowns of failed pick up attempts on Tinder. If you’re up for it, let us know in the comments what the worst pick up line you’ve ever heard (or said!) was. Also, check out our earlier list about the most cringeworthy pick up lines people have had to deal with right here and be sure to visit the 2-million-follower-strong Tinder Nightmares IG account that's full of other horrible pick up attempts.

To learn more about why so many people seem to rely on sometimes lousy pick up lines on dating sites, Bored Panda reached out to Dan Bacon, founder of The Modern Man. According to him, men try to stand out from the crowd on dating apps in order to get responses, that’s why a lot of people rely on lousy pick up lines. Scroll down for our talk with Dan.

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Text message conversation showing a funny Tinder pick up line involving an unsolicited photo of a wooden deck.

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Laugh or not
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is pretty funny. What is there to shame ?

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    Screenshot of a terrible Tinder pick up line and a blunt reply, illustrating embarrassing Tinder messages.

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    Text message exchange showing a terrible Tinder pick up line and an embarrassing, humorous reply.

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    James Floyd
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the first one that made me laugh out loud. Deserves to be up higher

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    According to Dan from The Modern Man, there are a few reasons why men might rely on bad pick up lines online.

    • “Some men naturally try to stand out from the crowd, knowing that a woman is likely getting 100s of messages per day.
    • Due to having so many women to contact, some men simply decide to roll the dice and test out different lines to see if something will work (i.e. get a response and an interested reaction).
    • If a woman has 50 pending messages that basically have, ‘Hey’ or, ‘Hi, how are you?’ as the text in each of them, but then there is a funny, interesting or cheesy pick up line in the list, she's more likely to click on that for a laugh. That could then lead to a conversation, which could lead to more,” he explained.
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    Chat conversation showing an embarrassing Tinder pick up line involving roleplay and a s**y fireball joke.

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    Sergey Fraimovich
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF is this s**t - druids don't cast fireballs!

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    Dan believes that guys really do need to try to stand out from the crowd in order to get responses, otherwise, their messages will get lost in the noise. Sending out a quick ‘hey’ really isn’t enough in 2020, in most online situations, unlike in real life.

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    “However, if a guy were to say, ‘Hey’ or, ‘Hi’ to a woman in person, it would work so much better because it's him and her, rather than him vs. 1,000s of guys trying to get her attention at once on an online dating site or app.”

    However, that doesn’t mean that people have to use cheesy pick up lines on dating sites. They need to try to seem unique and interesting without using lines as crutches.

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    Tinder chat showing awkward pick up lines about ethnicity met with a clever hybrid car joke response.

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    Jaded Queen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I am a hybrid .of werewolf and vampire . Tremble before me.

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    #9

    Screenshot of a Tinder conversation showing a terrible Tinder pick up line about survival and a humorous reply using Linda's body parts.

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    S.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys.... I'm lost reading this. Could anyone Linda hand?

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    “He and the woman could have been a perfect match, gotten into a relationship, and stayed together for life. Yet, all of that won't ever have the chance to happen if he can't get her attention,” Dan pointed out that getting noticed is half the battle.

    “So, anything that gets attention and a response is a good start with online dating and from there, it can be a more normal conversation with flirting added in to create a spark that leads to something more.”

    It’s one thing to be deliberately cheesy (“Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?”) to break the ice. It’s another thing entirely to be sleazy. The first one might get you some awkward laughs while the second one will most likely end up with you looking like a complete fool and get your messages screenshotted and plastered online.

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    #10

    Tinder conversation showing a funny and embarrassing terrible pick up line that surprised the match.

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    Diddlybop
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤯🤯🤯 that is good. Yay! I'm the first person to comment!!!! I know it's stupid but I love being the first one.

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    #12

    Tinder pick up line text conversation where one person tries a cheesy opening and the other responds sarcastically.

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    Cori
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one genuinely made me smile.

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    According to Lifehack, a large part of online dating has to do with using common sense. If you wouldn’t use an awful pick up line in real life, why use it online? (And if you would, well, it’s time to take some time off and do some thinking.)

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    Before you start sending random pick up lines left and right, actually take the time to read your potential partners’ profiles. Instead of trying to get their attention by being as sleazy and cheesy as you can, try to build an actual connection.

    Give them a non-sexual compliment. Ask them about their hobbies. If you have any common interests, talk about those! Everyone likes to put their best foot forward and present a better version of themselves, but there’s something to be said for being genuine.

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    Tinder conversation showing a terrible pick up line about a trophy fish and a humorous rejection.

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    Vic
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That response.. fish fu.. hahaha...

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    Screenshot of a Tinder conversation showing embarrassing terrible Tinder pick up lines between matches.

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    Online dating can be both a blessing and a curse. It depends on whom you ask. While some people find the love of their life with their first match, other people feel that Tinder and the culture of online dating can be toxic for your self-esteem and bad for your mental health.

    The BBC writes that some people have experienced anxiety, body-confidence issues, and have had their expectations dashed after getting on online dating. So if you’re feeling particularly blue about yourself lately, it might be time to take a small break from dating apps and all of the bad pick up lines that come with them.

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    #18

    Tinder conversation showing a terrible pick up line involving naming daughters Kate and DupliKate.

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    Seabeast
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they are boys they can be Pete and Repete.

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    #19

    Text message exchange showing a terrible Tinder pick up line and an equally harsh reply, highlighting embarrassing conversations.

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    Lyra Fortune
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it, in this modern day and age, that people still think itxs acceptable to talk to a woman- or anyone- like that?

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    #21

    Text conversation showing a terrible Tinder pick up line involving an awkward nickname response.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood the whole “Daddy” sexy talk, I actually find it pretty creepy.

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    Text message exchange showing a terrible Tinder pick up line followed by a humorous and sarcastic reply.

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    S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to cut it out, brother!

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    #25

    Screenshot of a terrible Tinder pick up line about world domination and having strong children in a chat conversation.

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    Clandestine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is funny! May not work, I like the guy's sense of humor.

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    #27

    Tinder conversation showing a cringe-worthy pickup line about giraffes followed by an awkward factual reply.

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    #29

    Screenshot of a terrible Tinder pick up line exchange with a funny and embarrassing response.

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    Emma Goldstein
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a line from Dwight from the Office, people. It's actually hilarious.

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    S.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Delightful response!

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost my wheel to live reading this.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A trash panda on BoredPanda.

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    Jaded Queen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one that made me laugh out loud till now. Nice

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    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice to see that ancient pick up line being brought up to date and Asthma being replaced by the corona virus.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've been found guilty of mans-laughter!

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is funnier than I thought it would be, lol

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is a man I want: one who won't forget you!

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    S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ˙˙˙ǝᴉpɹo˥ 'ɥO

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    Orillion
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people seriously expect this to work?

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it's not centimetres? Try using the imperial side of the measuring tape instead of the metric side.

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    Emma Goldstein
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey the man tried and said she'd be his queen, at least it wasn't sexual and disgusting like most of these. Calm down there sister.

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    Jaded Queen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite high m'lady. Right into the loony moon

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    Parmeisan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof. He's even (unintentionally?) implying that he would need to be drunk to engage sexually with her.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' (lose yourself-Eminem)

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehehe ooooof rejected so funnily

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping this one was posted to make fun of the jokee for not getting it.

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    troufaki13
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people think that these lines would actually work?

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    S.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What Butterfly effect type of nonsense is this.

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    S.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minus the flirting part, this is how I feel at school 25/8, wow.

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    Lyra Fortune
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hola amigo, ready to loose your tinder for the rest of your life?

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    Lyra Fortune
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just nasty! Never be unkind to anyone and never body shame!

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    S.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't bready for that.

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    Beli Keshini
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh f**k, I'm pretty sure that must be the worst one...

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    S.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he had just visited Dr. Unk.

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cheese... is intoxicating.

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