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We all experience regret at some point in our life. Experts categorize it into two types: inaction — things we didn't do, like asking our crush on a date — or action — things we wish we wouldn't have done, such as drunk driving. This time, let's talk about the latter.

The Facebook group with the glorious name 'What in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this?' collects the absolute worst designs people carry on their skin, and they serve as the perfect proof that not every (drunk) idea is worth executing.

Since this online community is celebrating its birthday (it was created on November 9, 2020), we thought why not commemorate it, and introduce you, dear readers, to its content? Continue scrolling and check out some of the group's most popular posts.

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    We managed to get in touch with the group's administrator and moderator team, and a few of them were kind enough to tell us more about 'What in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this?'

    "We do have certain criteria tattoos have to meet in order to go through the group," El Arp told Bored Panda. "There's a lot of boundaries the admins and mods have set in order to make sure our site isn't flooded with random stuff, like offensive tats, anything overly gory, etc."

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    #4

    Bad tattoo of cartoon characters with text "Hakuna Matata" drawn on skin.

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    Danish Dynomummy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be okay, if the drawing was done by their kid

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    #5

    Illustration of a tattoo featuring a mermaid with a manatee head on someone's leg.

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    Emmy Dumont
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't want that tattoo, but I really like that tattoo

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    El Arp said that, "a lot of our problems lie in the kind of content our members send in. We get about 30+ posts submitted a day, and only about 10-15 of them are usually accepted."

    "A lot of people will submit the same thing, their captions won’t be to the standard of the rules (especially the cursing rule) or they just aren’t bad tattoos (normally those are just what people don’t have a preference for or they think are strange)," El Arp explained, highlighting that the admins and mods want the group to be about terribly executed ink.

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    #9

    Poorly drawn tattoo of a cartoon character playing a banjo on a person's arm.

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    Howard___fan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HAD A TAXIDERMY FROG PLAYING GUITAR LIKE THIS GROWING UP!! I CANT

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    El Arp's colleague Erica describes the group's members as "a bit feral [but] in a good way." Erica said they're fun and sassy, and that their energy is really contagious.

    "It's nice to have a group where everyone is on the same page as far as content and interactions go," Whitney, who also helps run 'What in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this?', added.

    #10

    Poorly done bandit tattoo on an arm, showcasing bad tattoos.

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean it’s kind of good for someone with no experience

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    #11

    Poorly drawn tattoo of a cartoon raccoon, highlighting bad tattoo mistakes.

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    LoudMansLover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but these doodles that look like this are so wonky they're adorable.

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    #12

    Tattoo of a cannabis leaf above misspelled text "SOMKE WEED" on someone's ankle.

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    Kanzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your tattoo artist did something completely different

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    "The definition of a 'bad tattoo' is definitely different for the individual. What one might consider 'bad' is what another laughs at. On average, the posts that tend to get the most traction would be ones that look like they’ve been absolutely butchered compared to what they’re supposed to be," El Arp said.

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    However, if they were to pick something, Erica believes the most popular are "scratcher tattoos, wonky or blown out lines, and my favorite: lettering fails."

    "I love the things members think that those types of tattoos say. Always a good time."

    #19

    Poorly done clock tattoo covers a person's hand, numbers and design appear distorted.

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well i guess you’ll always know the time and twice a day you’ll actually be right (i can’t do fecking math)

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    Erica says 'What in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this?' is perfect for everyone who loves tattoos and chaotic humor. "I'm honored to be on the team that does their best to keep things up and running, and our members who find the wackiest posts."

    El Arp also wanted to mention that, "the admin and mod team are fantastic and I consider them some very good friends of mine. They truly make this group a wonderful experience for everyone involved, and I’m very lucky to be a part of that team. We have fun, joke around, and shame terrible ink, which is exactly what this is all about."

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    #24

    Chest tattoo with uneven text resembling poetry overlaid on skin.

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    Seymoura Butts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many of these tattoos are concerning. It looks like severe mental illness in several cases like this one.

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    It's not uncommon to have regret immediately after getting a tattoo, especially since you're used to seeing your body a certain way and then, all of a sudden, it appears different.

    To help you come to terms with any immediate anxiety or regret you may experience, experts at Healthline suggest you permit yourself to wait it out.

    It may take a while for you to grow into or get used to the ink but remind yourself that if the anxiety or regret doesn't pass, you still have options to either cover it up or start a removal process.

    While the exact time frame can vary, Dr. Richard Torbeck, a board-certified dermatologist with Advanced Dermatology, P.C., recommends taking at least six to eight weeks after getting the tattoo before going for removal.

    He said this allows for delayed tattoo reactions that can occur with some pigments to be resolved.

    Additionally, it gives you the opportunity to think through the process and decide if this is really what you want.

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    #28

    Bad tattoo of buildings and dominoes on a person's back, part of a humorous critique.

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dice? Buildings? Legos? Speaker amps? All of the above?

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    #30

    Bad tattoos example of shaky cartoonish figures inked on a person's side with colorful artwork in the background.

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Child’s drawing turned into a tattoo? :( I hope?

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    #31

    Incoherent tattoos featuring random designs and words.

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    love u
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    angry penis snake robber

    love u
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow im actually surprised bp didnt censor penis, they censor vagina (even though its a medical term TF WE SUPPOSED TO CALL IT!!!???) Also they censor the country N i g e r which isn't cool at all

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    Sharon Bagobones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person collects bad tattoos, clearly.

    Jen Hart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are these all self tattoos?

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing says I’m tough like a Teletubby.

    HeatherDPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm is that a snake with a bag of cash??

    Felix Grace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'tis a very flimsy dildo committing a robbery

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    Tameeza Joyce Lightowler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WAG in the UK usually refers to a football/soccer term for Wives And Girlfriends as in "Oh she's a WAG".

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least pretend u care wut goes on ur body

    Elaine Everett-Klimas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're in prison without telling me you're in prison...

    Erica Ventura
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lowly Worm has really gone down a dark path...

    fisHeads
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this, and the others

    Ginger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy has some serious head problems

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly wonder how many people have "SWAG" tattooed on them and how many of them will die alone.

    Shelby Minchew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a d**k robbed someone, I guess? Along with unknown uses for the teletubby, an origami swan and a heap of sperm?

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    #32

    Bad tattoo of a stick figure on a person's side, showcasing poor design and e*******n.

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    Loggers Ink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those tatts act as a condom in itself. See that naked? No thank you

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    #33

    Hand tattoo reads "I must not tell lies," shown while holding hands in a car setting.

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    ItsJess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking this is exactly how this Potterhead wanted it to look, so I guess it's not "bad" necessarily.

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    #43

    Poorly executed forehead tattoo reads "Love Thy Self" with a black symbol below it.

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    ItsJess
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like some sort of ink or makeup (I hope); the way it looks a bit smudged somehow

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    #45

    Poorly drawn bow tattoo on skin, shared by a Facebook group highlighting bad tattoos.

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    Sean Simpson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p what did the artist use to put that on her leg, a jigsaw? Maybe a hatchet, cause those likes are choppy as hell.

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    #50

    Skeleton tattoo on arm with door and coin design, accompanied by text about a tattoo journey and concert encounter.

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    HeatherDPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the arrow censored as$ for a minute not art! Lol!

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    #53

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

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    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Discount dumbo or ‘vegan’ not completely sure which to laugh/cry about

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    #54

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

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    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is not that bad. It's actually kind of an interesting design.

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    #56

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    poiplescales
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If @scorpio_appologist got anything other than a painfully messy scribble you got the bad end of the trade.

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    #59

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    *Displayname*=idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know how hard face tattoos make it to get a job. I mean you do it if it makes you happy. To each their own..

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    #62

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

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    *Displayname*=idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly. . Deep in my crazy soul I kinda like it. Judge me if you wanna.

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    #66

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

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    love u
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this supposed to be nezuko or something? Im lost 😭

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    #70

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    love u
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What one are we supposed to be looking at here?

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    #72

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    HeatherDPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love you, you love me, let's get a tat that's cra-a-zy!

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    #78

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other than the awkward placement, not as crazy as some others on this list

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    #79

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

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    Alice in Hell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its a great job for learning...the lines are pretty good...practice makes perfect 😁

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    #83

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    ItsJess
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...I can tell what it is, which I can't say about some of these.

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    #84

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    Timothy Jamelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a tattoo of the McDonalds arches on the left or some kind of skin condition?

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    #88

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    poiplescales
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only they had stopped tattooing when the earthquake hit

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    #89

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    Egg Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be the other set of pictures that goes with the guy who has the batman tattoos, who said his tatoo is not even.

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    #92

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    mark glass
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typo. Should have read "reason to LEAVE".

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    #94

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not bad if you know what it is; it's actually pretty good

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    #96

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    nihilistic wombat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this one isn’t so bad because that’s the cover art for one of car seat headrest’s albums, twin fantasy. I guess I could see the appeal if you’re a big fan of the band. One of my friends has this as a sticker.

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    #99

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naomi is my family but I wanted to say it in fewer words

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    #100

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a wolf, I’m offended. Our ears don’t grow out of our foreheads.

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    #101

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    Amber Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure what the h**l I'm looking at! What body part is that!?

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    #104

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing so hard this made my butt pucker - and thankfully they have all the toilet paper I need!

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    #109

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    Phasmainmachina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, after I managed to figure out what it is, it’s sorta ok, but really needed to be better designed.

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    #110

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    funkybluegirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one had so much potential, i think it would be beautiful, if it had been done by a more experienced artist.

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    #112

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

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    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbf, this one looks half done, like they haven't even wiped the transferred design away, and it needs colouring. I'm not saying it's great, but maybe some colouring will save it a little.

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    #115

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    LoudMansLover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's... nothing wrong with this? Just folks judging people for liking anime.

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    #118

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    LoudMansLover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ? This is interesting, I don't see what's wrong with it.

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    #119

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

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    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it, It does say Laila right? Not an unusual name in Sweden.

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    #121

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    William Tinsley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is well drawn but I wouldnt want to be around the type of person that would want this on them forever

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    #129

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    angied4liberty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse. They're glyphs, not supposed to look perfect.

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    #130

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    Kanzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a masterpiece that doesn't belong with the rest of this list

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    #132

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with this? Might not be to everyone's taste but it's well done.

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    #133

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    mark glass
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what is on the other shoulder? I'm betting on a pitchfork.

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    #136

    Terrible-Tattoo-Fails

    what in the $20 wish tattoo machine is this Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a tattoo in honour of my late dog too. (It looks a bit messy because I took this picture right after it had been done). Oscar-Tatt...0a-png.jpg Oscar-Tattoo-6370c16679a0a-png.jpg

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