Regret, we all experience it at one point, or another and nothing stirs up remorse quite like a bad tattoo. Yes, an estimated 25% of people in the United States have a tattoo, and as many as 50% of these once proud human canvases may end up wanting their funny tattoo art removed.
Before getting a tattoo, most of us spend a long time picking the design, consulting with the tattoo artist and choosing the perfect spot for our body art. The lesser part of the people get drunk, find a guitar string, some fountain pen ink, and presto - they now have a truly regrettable tattoo.
As far as we can tell there will never be a lack of tattoo fails nor a shortage of people willing to share their ugly tattoos. Bored Panda has added a new list of bad tattoos that either didn't go as planned or will make you question what goes through people's minds. From bad artists who didn't quite nail it to bizarre artistic choices, scroll down below to see these cautionary tales of the worst tattoos ever.
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Some Guy Tried To Copy My Tattoo Artist's Work - Tattooed A Nipple On His Arm
Nice Tattoo, Dave
This Guy's Haircut
Today I Learned That My Friend's Chinese Tattoo Literally Means "Turkey Sandwich"
I know some people have tattoos in Chinese, but when I read them it's like, EPIC FAIL.
For Real, Man?
El Señor Nippleriño
"It's Is My Life" - Jon Bovi
Roar
Its the eye of the tiger...nope...hold on...I think that's a nose. or a penis
This Tiger Though
Definitely Fits Here
It's Supposed To Be A Galaxy
I'm Speechless
Oh My God
I Don't Even Have The Words To Explain This
This Tattoo Was Apparently Supposed To Be Of “Stars”
Maximum Facepalm
Third Into Fourth Always Gives Me Trouble
Eminem Or M&M?
Back Of The Head Tattoo
Close, But Not Close Enough
Dog Tits
Turtle Head
Having a "turtle head" means something funny and seriously different in UK!!
The Bananas Threw Me For A Loop
Incredible Angelina's Jolie Portrait
A Facebook Friend Wanted A Very Specific Tattoo, I Think The Artist Really Nailed It
So My Buddy's Step Sister Got A Tattoo Of Her Mother
This Guy Got A Sunglasses Tattoo On His Face
Nothing says "I dont care about ever having a good job" like a face tatt
Money Talks
The Girl With The Vegan Tattoo
Guy From High School Got The Same Tattoo As His Dog
My Poor Drunken Choice
I Don't Even
A Girl I Went To High School With Has This On Her Upper Thigh
Getting A Tattoo Of Your Newborn
"Dude, why you got a picture of a sleeping Vizzini from Princess Bride on your back?
My Uncle's New Tattoo. Christmas Will Be Awkward This Year
This Guy's Argyle Sock Tattoo
Oh My
Oh, it's an onion. Whew. For a moment I thought that this was some sort of kinky sex thing. Still... an onion?!
Not Sure If It's Genius Or Just Horrible
Found This Gem Browsing Facebook
Impressive Dot Work, But Why?
I Think Thom Yorke Will Love It
Expectations VS. Reality
Happy Meal
Dude Sure Loves His Turtle
Interested In The Story Behind It
I believe that's the thing that eats socks at the washing machine.
My Mom's Ex Got A Tattoo Of Her After She Passed. I Guess I Never Realized My Mom Was An Asian Man, With 5 O'clock Shadow
You mum will rest in peace, because her ex obviously had someone else tattooed on his arm.
Unfortunate Tattoo Placement In An Engagement Photo
Zipper Tattoo
"Angel Wings"
“My Own Design”
Please Kill Me
Tiger Anatomy Continues To Baffle Artists, Survey Says
The Concept Looked So Promising
Six-Pack
Yeah, Let’s Just Get A Spider Tattoo
That's actually an amazing tattoo work because he got all of the shadings and it really pops out of his face
Instagram Find. I Never Laughed So Hard At A Tattoo
Friend On Facebook Seems Proud Of This Gem
I always wonder why people think that Trump is wonderful, but then I see that some people think that tats like this are great, and I realise that it's a bizarre, warped perception problem...