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It’s a tale as old as the internet: you swipe right, you match, you strike up a conversation — and sometimes — that’s all it takes for you to find love. But if you’ve been swimming around the dating pool for more than a second, you know it’s actually filled with a range of horrors. Because when women would log into their online dating accounts and open up to some new companions, they’d occasionally get messages from random guys that fall somewhere on a scale from annoying and needy to disrespectful and painfully cringy.

Unfortunately, looking for connection online inevitably leads to a minefield of unsolicited pictures, questions, and one-liners that creep you out right off the bat. And the 'Straight Boy Texts' Twitter account is dedicated entirely to documenting this phenomenon. With nearly 60k followers, this social media project compiles screenshots from some of the worst offenders women ever had the "pleasure" of encountering into one hilarious and infuriating compilation.

Bored Panda has gathered the funniest, weirdest, and most pathetic attempts at seduction right below, so continue scrolling to check them all out! Be sure to upvote the entries for what men should never do while pursuing love, and let us know what you think in the comments.

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SCP 4666
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is he grossed out by female anatomy?

waddles
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but of course the c**p of women sings unicorn songs and radiates feminine happiness

Cappuccino
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shhhh dont tell him we do that...

Auntriarch
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do tell him. It acts as an arsehole filter

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Reinaldo Fuentes
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to be this woman's gay sidekick.

Cammy Cat
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being with someone that has issues with womens bodies having even just the same functions as men, grossing them out, is exhausting

Bailey Yasuda
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"i even sh*t every once in awhile" just kill me lmafo

Robert T
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like this girl already. :D

kath morgan
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ostensibly straight men who hate womens’ bodies.

LapCat
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“I even sh-t every once in a while” 💀💀💀

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    #2

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    Dan Padgett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going by what the dude said, I would think a more compact model would be more appropriate

    indiecognition
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion

    Jessica Bertram
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rendezvous then I'm through with you. (these could be texts between them....you got the good ones!)

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    Emma Kilcup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought "a grave" at first, don't ask me why...

    rahb1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, and I am male. Why are most men so utterly insensitive? (Probably including me.)

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    vglw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think an Easy Bake Oven would work too

    Adashimalover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw a pencil sharpener is big enough 🤣🤣

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    Cara G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would take this guy out for coffee for that spectacular wordplay. Top marks.

    ItsJess
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy would actually get my attention, ngl

    athornedrose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's fantastic. good joke, man

    Jan Dunn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like that one it's hilarious.

    April Caron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof! 😬 Well, stop trying to show off your medium hairless possum and maybe you’ll encounter fewer ghosts.

    KimB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao medium hairless possum!!!! : D Brilliant! Thank you for that laugh I really needed it!

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    Dandelion Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't wanna be that person but can someone explain for me please

    The Ace Writer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A medium is a person who communicates with ghosts/spirits

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    Picture this: you match with someone cute and funny on Tinder. You’re typing away about seemingly normal things, like the kind of music you’re into or what you do for work. Everything seems pretty smooth sailing, and you can already feel all of the wonderful experiences you’ll get to share with this person. 

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    Then, suddenly and completely out of nowhere, they come right at you with a seriously out-of-touch message that leaves you a little surprised and a whole lot confused. Such is the burden of being a woman, looking for "the one" online — witnessing the 'Straight Boy Texts' phenomenon firsthand. 

    So this begs the question: what is it with online dating that makes it such a complex universe to navigate? To better understand the world of internet romance, we previously reached out to Abi Blears, an international dating coach and award-winning matchmaker. "Apps can be a brilliant addition to meeting people in real life and enable us to connect with people we might not cross paths with otherwise. However, there are downsides to them," she told Bored Panda.

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    Pat Head
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl straight up arc welded this dude.

    No Name
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with these cro magnon morons and wearing baseball caps too big for their heads?

    Gin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't get them small enough for their teeny tiny heads?

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    Joshua David
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Madonna once said, "if you want pussy baby, go look in the mirror 🪞 "

    Praecordia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god! This one made me cry laugh 🤣😂🤣

    idrow1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, this should be higher! That's hilarious.

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    Cappuccino
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to roast yourself ..

    Emma Kilcup
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell he actually thought about his response, because he replied about an hour later...

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    Brendan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He stuck to the golden rule: always manage people's expectations.

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually if that's sense of humour, I'd be tempted

    rahb1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, there MAY be something behind that.

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    No Name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a bot that isn't programmed to handle rejection...so pretty lifelike.

    rahb1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO man is 'programmed' to handle rejection. We can't handle it. You MAY be right!

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    Mona Stevenson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouting Bot fail? Reading comprehension issues? Blinded by hormones?

    ami
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok that one is actually good

    Another Fool on the Hill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if she said 'yes' - that wouldn't mean that you are the one she had in mind for this...

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    Angela B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some ice for that burn?

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trend of men demanding pictures of naked women is mind blowing to me. Where did this come from?

    Jay TheSaltLord
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh! Can anyone give a rough identifier of the colour on her walls? It's really lovely.

    LillieMean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teal or light teal? That's my best guess. It still bothers me that each of us sees shades a little differently.

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    Cara G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the added touch of including her gesturing hand in the photos to actually SHOW him.

    LapCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hand sticking out as if to say, “Here you go!” 🤣🤣🤣

    Owen Jarvis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a pretty sweet bathroom.

    ILOVEBAMBOO
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one nice bathroom. Edit: oh hai Owen I guess we have the same opinion :)

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    Blears argued that apps give us a false perception of having a great deal of choice. What’s more, they might make us feel like people are easier to replace. "They also inadvertently make us focus on things that might not be that important," the coach added.

    "They encourage us to make snap decisions about people based on very little information. Another downside to an app is that you could fall victim to a catfish (someone who is pretending to be someone they are not), in the real world it’s harder to be misled."

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    Mihai Mara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "so immmmmm....." .... "practicing on your own?" :)))

    Corvus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go blow your trumpet somewhere else, then ;)

    Snacking on cats
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just him, his trumpet and his hand.

    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy's profile pic from where I'm sitting looks like Anthony Michael Hall in the 80's.

    Deidre Lippnik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when they get mad and think that"we dont get it!" WE GET IT... WE JUST DONT WANT IT!!! WHEN WE WANT IT YOULL KNOW...WE LET YOU KNOW!

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    Shyla Bouche
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The number of yarn corpses in my bedroom. Bouche was busy earlier.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is " c; " Is that an emoji I don't know? I'm a complete nerd so my first thought was c=speed of light, which is very large, but now I'm trying to think of other meanings.

    Ela
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think maybe giant cheesy smile and winky eye, sideways? Trying to be cute and failing hard.

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    Deidre Lippnik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of guys that send unsolicited d**k pics to women who dont want them

    JACOB CHRISTOPHER
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the amount of debt I went into over cheese

    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother in law's backside.

    Jan Dunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The intelligence of normal people compared to you?

    Adashimalover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've made a your mom joke🤣 this is better tho

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    Cappuccino
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    vaginal aroma... Get this man some help

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more I think about it, the more I'm creeped out by the "locked eyes".

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    Jay TheSaltLord
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send him one of those Goop candles.

    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where does this guy have eyes, I wonder?

    Joe Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there anything sexier than when a woman expresses a desire to smell a man's sweaty ballsack?

    ARMY_FOREVER
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did he sniff Gwyneth Paltrow's candle?

    KimB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf?!? Who talks like this? Creepy dude. Just creepy

    Your Life Sucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a man, this is definitely a text I would send. (jokingly.)

    Dandelion Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I advise that maybe you don't unless you know your audience very, very well

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    No Name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me concerned about what if any prior experience this guy might have...and whether he might think pissing fire is a worthwhile tradeoff for a swollen s*****g.

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    It’s no secret that many women have online dating horror stories to share. A Pew Research survey has found that out of 30% of US adults who have ever used a dating site or app, many women shared negative experiences from using the platforms.

    For example, 60% of female users under the age of 35 said someone on a dating site or app continued to contact them after they said they were not interested, while 57% reported being sent a sexually explicit message or image they didn’t ask for.

    But Blears pointed out that this is not necessarily specific to dating apps. "Everyone who has dated a lot has likely had a bad experience somewhere along the way or dated someone who behaves less than ideal. People tend to share negative experiences and remember negative experiences more readily than positive ones," she said and added that for every negative online dating story out there, there’s likely a positive one.

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    Jordan
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    3 years ago

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    How is that savage? All your comments are generic and annoying. Get over yourself

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    Show thyself
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna listen to mom. Don't wanna get grounded.

    Joshua Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying, these are great.

    cryssH
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and my dad would like your address...

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yah, this is going in my reply bank.

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    waddles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mm now i want garlic bread

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My BFF mentioned she wanted a garlic bagel with butter. I was on her doorstep within a couple hours bagel in hand. We were hanging out anyway so it isn't weird. Just a coincidence with this post.

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    Black Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that too. As an ace I think about garlic bread a lot.

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    Miocha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    garlic bread over boys any day

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    indiecognition
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for schnitzel and giggles

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have several female friends, actually almost all my female friends, and family, who would find this hilarious. Not enticing, of course. Just hilarious.

    der sebbl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus, that took me to long. Doesn't help that I am German and read it that way

    Trillian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Wondered for ages why Hähnchenschnitten should be funny

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this cracked me up 😂 Dude is funny and doesn't take himself too seriously and in my book, that is rather intriguing...

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And do you know how they make schnitzel out of wieners? With a hammer. *evil grin*

    Persephone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty funny 😁 I would make this joke

    rahb1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I have to rate this for humour and imagination; plus for NOT sending d**k pics! Girls, this just *may* be one of those rare men who are worth looking at!

    Edda Kamphues
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally 'chicken slices Viennese style'. How enticing!

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    However, the coach also mentioned that matching with someone on an app doesn’t have the same level of accountability compared to meeting them in real life, whether that’s through friends or in the workplace. 

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    "You’re more likely to be respectful of someone if you know it could impact your peer relationships or life in the future. If you meet someone on an app, there’s less of a chance that you’ll run into them in the future or that your peers will hear about any nefarious behavior," Blears said.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bucket of iced water there

    Another Fool on the Hill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be the last person to deny that there is a time and a place for a statement like this (yes, I mean the one about hair and sexual intercourse), but I'm shocked about the lack of common sense to recognize that you have to know a person pretty good for that.

    ItsJess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. This is how my husband and I talk- but I can't imagine getting a text like that from someone I hardly know

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    Steve Robert
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the capitalist regime is f*****g all of us now

    Meeple13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    two different povs of the world

    Noname
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend likes to go to these "libertine" clubs (sex clubs) and she kept trying to persuade me to go with her ("it's clean, there's a lot of jacuzzi") and I'm not into casual sex at all. And she'd then tell me how she f---d all these guys, and some were a bit violent with her-not just pulling hair but physically forcing her into painful situations - - and when I expressed my concern for her, she told me that since she "knew" the owners of the club, she was able to report the "violent" members. Meanwhile, she goes to her obgyn every 3 months for std testing. And I keep asking her what's the "selling" point of this club if your anonymous sex partner is sometimes violent and you need to get an std check every 3 months? Obviously she has psycholical issues, but her excuse was the freedom. She claims her husband introduced her to nudism and naturalist resorts. It seems to have backfired on her as her husband left her, but she gets rejected at nudist camps, abused at the libertine clubs, and guys she meets through dating apps buy her a coffee, f**k her, then ghost her, to her frustration. Thanks but no thanks. I'm OK with my sex life as it is.

    Wheeskers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeezuz. That's a landmine dodged.

    ARMY_FOREVER
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's some salve. You'll need it for that 3rd degree BURN

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's probably the most polite and understanding exchange in this thread

    Ivo H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's somehow wholesome. He's being honest, takes 'no' as an answer and is polite (and scared of dark magic... tee hee)

    Casey McAlister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why there are two men in the pic.

    Cara G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK why you were downvoted for saying this but I reversed one of them. I noticed it too and not specifically because it's two men in a photo but because of how they are posed in combination with the title of the list.

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    Tabitha Martel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fine. Nothing wrong with it at all. I wish all people took a "No" like this person.

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell yes! This guy understands consent and isn't a d**k about being rejected. He suddenly became a lot more attractive.

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    Deborah B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if you can hext a d**k pick with pushpin emojis, kind of like a virtual voodoo doll?

    Allison B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I find this one actually kind of cute? He doesn't seem to be pushy, and accepts no for an answer. Also scared of hexes. It's cute. 😂

    ARMY_FOREVER
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was there, I'd be listening with rapt attention, being like TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, MAGICIAN! I WILL LEARN

    idrow1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That went surprisingly well.

    Noname
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... This is a "straight boy" text?? So why are there 2 dudes in the profile image??

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the point where I break out my books and start comparing notes. "Do you prefer chalk or salt when you make your pentagram?"

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    Emily M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly just really distracted with them spelling "crying" as "crine"

    Gin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than me, I had no idea what that was meant to be.

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    Fenchurch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self: if dude brings chocolate gift to crying woman, he expects rough sex in return. Got it

    Another Fool on the Hill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the next day he is lying about the hot night he had with her...

    DKS 001
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    girls .. any time a boy / man (same thing) wants to come over, it's only to get "balls deep". It's not about you. It's about him getting tired of using his own hand.

    Kat Min
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    crine = crying? That would make this exchange even more horrible.

    Jan Dunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was straight boy texts...

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    Toxic masculinity might be one of the reasons men believe the world should cater to their desires and convince them that they have a right to act this way. But Blears said it’s important to not encourage the narrative that men shouldn’t express their emotions. 

    Of course, women can be abusive too and men are less likely to report abuse because it’s deemed by some to be emasculating, she added. "That said, it’s not even nearly on the same scale and toxic masculinity does need to be explored and dealt with."

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NICE. Great way to troll the creep and keep him busy for a while.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like that old joke, "How do you keep a blonde occupied? Hand them a paper with "... turn over" written on both sides" I can make that joke, I'm blonde.

    Jeff Mcelfresh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He literally said "necessary clothing" instead of "unnecessary clothing" lmao

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. This will just keep him pestering you. It's better to just say "do kindly p**s off"

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    Jason
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe there are actually dudes out there like this. So crazy

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    Ashley Schriber
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what does he think of women who don't talk to him at lunch or laugh at his jokes? He probably resents them for not being nice enough to him. All roads lead to "What a b***h."

    Lisa Zehr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're dead serious. You smile ay them in your job as a cashier and they think it means you're 'into them' and they should wait for you after work. Or be nice as a waitress, same thing. Lend a pen? You want a d*ck pic. And when you say no, you're a c*ck tease and a b*tch... and ugly.

    Tree P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot fat, a whore or a s**t!/s

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, men and women can be friends without touching each others naughty bits.

    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently. if you are talking to a person you don't want to have sex with, you should start a convo with "go to hell"

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously. Set your boundaries from the beginning.

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    Steve Robert
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys stop asking girls for sex. If they want to, they'll definitely let you know

    No Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me without telling me you've never interacted with a woman who wasn't a family member or teacher.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she hadn't sat with him at lunch and talked to him, she'd be a "stuck up b**ch". We really can't win.

    Erjenn Rejano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an incel if there ever was one

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    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I raise baby ducks and chicks with my kids. We give them away after they hatch though. Sending duck pics now. babybirds-...a-jpeg.jpg babybirds-6372664f4f7ea-jpeg.jpg

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish someone would send me duckpics! Two little ducks, quack!! Lol!

    Ela
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about chick pics? I've got a safety hen who hatched out right chicks for Halloween! Eight, not right. Sorry. Edit again, where did safety hen come from? She's daffy!

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    PandaLuvs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This quacked me up (Sorry for the terrible puns)

    MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a moment I was eager to see a cute duck and the the next I was going ‘buurrrrrrrn’

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a real duck, or is it a goat in a duck suit?

    Adashimalover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a duck... I miss waddles😔😔

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    When it comes to online harassment, it’s hard to know the right course of action on how to deal with offenders, as every situation tends to be different. However, if someone is being directly abusive, "the best thing to do is to remove yourself from the interaction. If you’re on an app, block and report the person. It’s important to know your own boundaries and uphold them."

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    "For example, you might have a zero-tolerance for being sworn at and the person you’re talking to swears at you. If you think they are generally reasonable, the approach would be to express how it makes you feel when they do that, express what you want in the future, and express the consequences if they repeat to offend. Then stick to your word."

    She continued: "It’s also important not to get too wrapped up with people who are only nice from time to time, if someone isn’t consistently nice then they aren’t nice and it’s not your role to change them, as tempting as that might be."

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My math is telling me "marry hitler" there

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Hitler is dead....being married to a dead guy surely can't be that bad!

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    Deidre Lippnik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ya have to be sold on the idea...you probably shouldn't consider it

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, this is one difficult text. How are you supposed to get out of this in a witty way?

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kill Hitler. Marry Douchebag. F**k Douchebag... by leaving him in the middle of the woods at midnight in Georgia. Naked. And greased up.

    M.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hitlers dead so youd be marrying a corpse or trying to kill a corpse or f*****g a corpse. Idk about u but murder would b a waste of time cuz hes dead, i dont wanna drag around a corpse of a genocidal bigott and call it my spouse which takes marrige off the table so idk, i also dont wanna f**k the corpse of a genocidal bigott.

    Trevor Hardy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If going by order he's saying he'll kill himself?

    Wenwood Jenkins
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    3 years ago

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    F*****g lol, I love this female..Sounds like my dream girl.

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    Snacking on cats
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor cat it definitely needs a good support bra.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she did send a pic of her pussy so..

    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on the cats face 🤣

    Owen Jarvis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that cat. It's got major attitude.

    No Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You didn't say they had to be MY nudes"

    Phoebe Stein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean she did send a pussy pic XD

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    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *3 days later* yes, still eating pizza

    Øptimist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in my house! My dads like a vacuum- it's all gone within the same day!

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    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's in bed with a large pepperoni...pizza

    rahb1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An *excellent* illustration of the difference between men and women. He has absolutely NO idea. I am at least a Kinsey five, but I'm not totally immune to the vibes of what women want. That includes foreplay WELL before you get to the bedroom, otherwise you probably won't.

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how it might as well be 5 years between the messages, since the top part is cut off...

    the quickening
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly tho, isn't absolutely amazing how guys whip out Tinder only when they're horny and just. assume everybody's using it like that. they just don't get the idea the girl could be doing ANYTHING BUT be horny... apparently "uh, the unsexiest getup possible because am just taking a break from cleaning the house" is not the answer they're looking for when they ask you "what are you wearing babe".

    the quickening
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and also if you send a picture of the hair clump in your floor drain, because that's exactly how sexy you're feeling like in that specific moment, as a reply to "show me 😜", it's YOU who doesn't get the vibe right. :) fun

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    Being the recipient of such terrible texts might make daters discouraged to start swimming in the dating pool again. If that seems to be the case, Blears kindly offered some suggestions for you. 

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    If having nightmarish experiences is a reoccurring theme, she advised considering how you’re using the apps, finding out if there are any common issues, and seeing how you can avoid repeating them.

    “If it’s a one-off experience, it’s important to remember that whilst there are bad people online, there are also many good people out there so don’t let one negative experience tarnish your entire outlook. Pace your relationships slowly moving forward so that you do not become overly invested in someone very quickly. In time, people reveal their true colors so staying grounded in reality and not rushing things is key."

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh i’m sorry 💩 there’s your emoji go eat it

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one isn't even funny. It's downright terrifying and happens pretty frequently, especially online. Women are in a no-win situation when it comes to male attention because we have absolutely no way of knowing what direction it will take. If we don't want it and ignore it, we could still be harassed or worse. If we try to be polite and say thank you, we could still be harassed or worse. If we don't have the appropriately enthusiastic response, we could still be harassed or worse. It's almost as if the world is never safe for us because how TF are we supposed to know in advance what his reaction will be so that we can react accordingly? And WHY do we have to adjust ourselves to his reaction rather than how we actually feel? Explaining this is usually met with "we can't even pay you a compliment?" No, not when we run the risk of being mûrdered no matter how we respond. Hearing that we are pretty is not worth it, thanks.

    Mona Stevenson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anger and entitlement, such an alluring combo.

    RezFidel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How... Why...What tf is wrong with these guys?

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh poor woman has lost such a great guy, honest!

    Cappuccino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I BET the next message was "HE JUMPED"

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with people escalating like that?

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice Luke Warm Chili Pepper profile pic there, bruh.

    Frank Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, c'mon, let's play a crying game...

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    Cappuccino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mans tryna manipulate her!

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he's so bad at it it's cringy

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If breasts aren't sexual, then why does he want a photo of them? How about a nice elbow, or kneecap?

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mansplaining feminism to get a topless photo……..

    Cammy Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they aren't sexual then why does he want to see them? He can look at his own since "everyone has them"!

    grotesqueer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this would have been such a perfect reply! "Well in that case I'm sure you'll be just a happy looking at your own."

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    der sebbl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof someone needs a slap. With a shovel

    Ashley Schriber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, if he just wants to see pics of some totally non-sexual body part that everyone has, there are so many other options he could ask for. I wonder why he asked for a picture of her breasts rather than testing her love for her body by asking for a picture of her left pinky finger.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's worried about lactation in favor of the children she'll maybe have with someone else in some years? Or ... so ... I mean, you can beat a bit of reason into practically anything, although this one's a challenge on more levels than he knows, ...

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    Janine B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd send him lots of pictures of hairy men boobs 'cause boobs are boobs, right?

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice try to subvert feminism.

    Potato Chimps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mansplaining feminism in an attempt to get nude pics is about as stupid as you can get.

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless! He's trying to seem intellectual using big words and everything! He's even trying to rationalise "non-sexual" body parts! What a catch! I wish I was him.

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    Blears also noted that the most important factor with online dating is not only your physical safety but your emotional safety too. "You want to only continue conversing with people who are consistent in their behavior and who make you feel either good or neutral."

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    "It might come as a surprise but someone who is overly keen very early on might not be as safe an option as a guy who is more neutral and takes time to reveal his feelings. There’s a balance to be struck," the dating coach added.

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    Mayra
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it’s not censored when you call yourself one, perfect! Edit: they censored it…

    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YAAAAS Queen! You ain't nobody's b***h but your own :)

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BYOB, be your own bîtch. BYOB really has the best abbreviations.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling people b***h won't get you "bitches" - very important lesson

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    Mihai Mara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't you just hate it when that happens randomly when you mess with the camera?

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now I'm scared to check what's in my panties today, I was just taking a picture of my cat

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    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So random! Yesterday, just yesterday, when I was at the grocery store, my dikk just happened to be out ... so random! I even signed the device when paying, haha, with it, haha, so random. ... oh my, come on guys, at least have it somewhat in like sight of being believable...

    GlamourGhoul
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...The old photo bombing d*ck...

    ItsJess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I'm sitting here in sweatpants and a hoodie but I accidentally took a photo of my bewbs hanging out.

    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know a single time I've accidentally filmed my boabie. Is this a common problem? :)

    Natalie Kirman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you just love it when you're walking around, you see a lovely swan on the river, go to take a photo of it and you get photobombed by your d*ck? "Aaaawww what a beautiful swan, this will make a great photo....oh dear, my d*ck wants to be in the photo too!"

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this one made me SCREAM out loud laughing!! Her response 🤣🤣🤣

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    Mistiekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only has this person shown himself to be a perv, but he is also a perv that doesn’t pay attention/knows how to read. Jackpot!

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she were in the shower, would she be on her phone? My phone is not waterproof. I do not take it into the shower. Also, my shower time is me time. I do not want to be bothered there, so even if my phone were waterproof, it wouldn't be joining me in the damned shower.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you receive and respond to a text in the shower?

    Ivy la Sangrienta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have my phone in the shower with me.

    Neal fy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn so this is a universal thing

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    Momma Stu the Clownfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unpopular opinion: spend 20 minutes googling, print that off (screenshot - I’m old and old school) and proceed to send it to his parents, employer, and to your family/friends. People like that will never learn, and sometimes the hard way is the easiest way.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember folks, human men are the human female's top apex predator. Stay the f**k away from men.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for saying it. Whenever someone asks what I'm most afraid of, my answer is "men" because it's 100% the truth.

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    J
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why “just say no” is absurdly dangerous advice.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a perfect example of why I took myself out of the dating pool. One of them DID find me.

    J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh I’m so sorry. What a horribly traumatizing experience. Sending all the safe healing vibes I can muster.

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    MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You better hope you don’t find ME, Ben, because that’s probably gonna be the last thing you gonna do :/

    Peppy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weeelll, I might have liked you had you not turned into a psycho within 3 minutes

    No Name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that it's an excuse (this behavior is inexcusable regardless of the delay time), but that "2 min ago" refers to the posts below it

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    OmBoyGanesh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You are supposed to reply with gratitude or die!” What is wrong with some people????

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    Cappuccino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im just kidding ask again ...

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longer she can keep this going the longer he's off the streets harassing someone else.

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These choad’s don’t really like it when, “It’s just a joke!” is turned back on them, do they?

    KDav
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll get funnier if we keep doing it.....

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend typed that….unless you like the idea of us having sex…..but if you don’t then my friend definitely stole my phone

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you are digging yourself in deeper and deeper

    Shannon Hawks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or my 6 personalities all typing at once

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an odd way to propose sex. "Wouldn't it be so funny if.." Are you saying that the sex would be funny? Is it so bad it's funny, or would there be a comedy routine involved?

    Another Fool on the Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it wouldn't be funny to have sex with you - what would it be instead?

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    LoneTomato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this isn't a "straight boy text" lol

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing straight boy about this 😂

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the right chat for this? What is the right chat?!

    Deidre Lippnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The blond whimpered from his touch! This guy gets an F from his prison poetry class!

    keegan staples
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is how most of the people on wattpad write .praying 4 them

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    PandaRave
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great recovery! That is, A for effort. F for Failure

    Toothpaste guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this doesn't fall into "straight" boy texts

    M.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f**k tho? 😂

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    Cappuccino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they think that people will fall for this???

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The texts were 3 years apart.

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was it a punishment for wrong spelling? because it did not help

    Natalie Bohrteller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my introvert a*s trying to come up with a good excuse why it took me three years to finally find the energy to answer.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought about trying to find some of my chat room buddies after I got out of prison, but it seemed too cringe.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So, you still on for coffee on Saturday?"

    Mayra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he really cared he would’ve smuggled a phone in to reply earlier

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when I've been waiting 3 years for a response to a text.

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    Mayra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr. Seuss if he was an a*****e

    lotto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha the funny thing is he kinda was. He cheated on his wife while she had cancer, then when she died he kept sleeping with her! lol he really said one b***h two b***h dead b***h new b***h

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    Brianna Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude kik is a huge ring for groomers. nasty

    Deidre Lippnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I then tell you no, you start to get mad. You try again and then it gets bad. You call me whore, a tease and a b***h. Because i didnt accept your sales pitch. Just cause shes nice to you, and may look your way. Doesnt mean "hey come try to f**k me ..ive got all day" So men head my warnings, Women want a Man not a child. And if you act any different, charges may be filed!

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think I'm starting to lose my hope in straight men after 36 posts goddamit

    KimB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay I'm old and have been married for over 20 years....what is kik?

    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's like a messenger app, people use it to text without giving out their actual number

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again I have to ask, do women ever send nudes? I wouldn't know because I've never asked.

    Brianna Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha almost never. nudes can get leaked easily and are usually things that they send in trusting relationships. ALSO REMEMBER if anyone, woman, man, nonbinary, and anyone between sends one unsolicited, that is sexual harassment. Even if you are ok with it, thats a huge redflag.

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    Tunk
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ahem, men, need to ask these sort of questions, its clear they have zero game to begin with. Why advertise it? And who wants to be with any of these charmless infants? You would need to check your head to even be friends with men like these. Or have friends that are even loosely associated with these sort of men. Its terrifying to think any one of these individuals may get a lucky shot away one day. For the sake of the human race save us from these ....... what do you even call them?

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like a perfect summary of all we’ve seen so far! Onto chapter 2 of this Seussian neckbeardery

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    Cappuccino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldnt give that up for anyone!

    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nor me, but I am wondering if he has the rest of the set, a fork that big could make me a Goddess!!!!

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    Amy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually pretty funny.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't cringey this is great!!

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "yo, can you give me some icecream?" ...... "sure, but only one spoon" .... "no problem, one spoon, bro...."

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one: Are you about to stir up trouble? Me [grabs large spoon]: I might need a larger spoon.

    ItsJess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually kinda cute, depending on context

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are so many better things than d-pics and yet men still try.

    ThatOneWriter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one doesn't belong here. It's actually kinda cute

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh god he pulled out the mario voice

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell me you're desperate without telling me you're desperate

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    Andrea Owen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The penis is fine it's the d**k its attached to that is causing the problems.

    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely think this is a symptom of boys being told they are so handsome by their mum. Overinflated ego mixed with some weird entitlement. Looks like a man, behaves like a boy.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Are you lesbian?" "No, my ancestors were from Germany."

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I going to survive to the end of this thread?

    KimB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They always go straight to the penis...as if life revolves around it...

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's small, limp and smells of cheese?

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “It’s really unattractive. I prefer handsome penises and yours isn’t.”

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's attached to another d***.

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    Meeple13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the timeframe of the messages is the funniest part of this

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feminism is the plague to society? Not rapey douchebags? 🤔

    Mona Stevenson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s missing his fedora and neck beard.

    No Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've known trilby wearers with better manners. (That's not actually saying much. The tech college I went to had a really high M:F ratio so most of the guys knew their odds and behaved themselves)

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    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how he blames feminism for his shitty communication skill lol

    DCB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    although, I will say he is great at holding a conversation.....with himself....baby steps!

    KimB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No intentional ignorance is a plague on society...

    RezFidel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn.. what a Loser... getting more drunk made him lose his shít..

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    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To quote a couple of queens by the names of Salt n’ Peppa: “There's only one true judge, and that's God…So chill, and let my Father do His job”

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daddy, I was naughty... umm I mean, father I have sinned! (How to get banned from church)

    KimB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwww the whole daddy thing is cringe if you ask me...I just don't get it....

    Deidre Lippnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So then why arent you ignoring me like mine is

    Jan Dunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost blew coffee out my nose.

    Birma Gustafsson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, as an atheist, will use this answer if the moment arises! Talk about a wet banket!

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Then pray to me", would have been my answer. But then again, I'd not even suggest her calling me daddy ... that's gross ... "Pretend I'm your father, and now spread your legs!" - yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes. The saddest part of all this is, that at least some of those attempts may have been successful with somebody else already - yikes... Don't think most are first tries here, so ... there may be women who actually do what's asked by the creeps, ... I mean, some kind of idiots' well there gotta be ... Der Schoß aus dem das kroch - ist fruchtbar noch! - or something...

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    Momma Stu the Clownfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww he’s trying out his gaslighting narc skills via text! Red flag and a speedy getaway for that dumpster fire!

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm not like all the other guys" Well said. The rest of us hereby denounce you and banish you from our gender.

    Mayra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Subliminal messages aren’t quite as effective through text my friend

    Cappuccino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm yeah like what ...sorry my friend took my phone ... so wanna have sex? ... im jumping!

    Anne McKinney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gaslighting. The 2022 word of the year. This is a classic example.

    Zachary Gillette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't check his drunk text from last night.

    Kawazoe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not like the others, but just had to try in case that's your type...

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dumbass pronounced that, "Chopp-in" lol.

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    GenericPanda09
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no coming Bach from that

    LilliVB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But was he naked with his dîck on display while playing piano, or was he using his dîck to play piano? And if it is the second, was he any good?

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I might want to see that video. Not out of any sexual desire, it just sounds funny.

    Libra Sun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how you get your Rachmaninoff?

    Dr.Bright
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im disgusted yet intrigued...

    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he playing the piano with his dïck out? Or was his dįck playing the piano without any assistance from his hands? Cos if it's the latter then yes, I'll agree it's a good video!

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the music was terrible.

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    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean bra sizes around the world confuse me as a woman, so I can kinda forgive the guy but lol to him being impressed at something he obviously has no idea about! I can just imagine him googling this after and being so confused! Love it!

    Colin Brackenridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to buy a fancy bra for my wife in Japan. Found out the cup sizes are different there

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people say romance is dead…….

    No Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also means they go all the way to her groin.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would have responded with a google image search of "Greater Tit Bird".

    Jo Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can have size 7 in Italy though (nonetheless, without the added letters like 7C it doesn’t mean anything )

    Ela
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US that number is the band size, so 7C doesn't make sense. 27C does. 7C gives me an image of Barbie Doll with ping-pong ball cups. Which to be fair, sounds like about where this guy is at. Impossible dolls.

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    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hate it when u don't need them to feel validated

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have to be beautiful. We are not allowed to acknowledge that we are beautiful. We must fall over ourselves with gratitude when he tells us that we are beautiful because we've never noticed it before even though he has seen one photo of us whereas we've been looking at our own fūcking face for 43 years. We have to achieve this goal using arbitrary cultural beauty standards and mirrors. We have to SEE ourselves reach an acceptable level of beauty in order to leave the house. We're not allowed to KNOW ABOUT IT THOUGH!

    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are also not allowed to make any visible efforts at creating or sustaining that beauty that we cannot know about. We must eat nothing but pizza and chicken wings, but we must never be seen to exercise. We must not spend any time applying makeup, but we must never appear without makeup. We must never buy or care about fashionable clothing like All Those Other Girls, but we must never wear clothing that is in any way dowdy, frumpy, out of style, practical, or comfortable.

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    J
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    3 years ago

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    I don’t see any misspellings…?

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one who can't spell.

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they don’t find confidence attractive, that’s a red flag.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "concided"? Like a combination of coincide and concede. Like when two chess players concede at the same time.

    Notme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s supposed to be ‘conceited’

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    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dude clearly put all his savoir faire and energy into some pick up artist's first lesson, and she nuked him so thoroughly, he got whiplash and lost his hard on. BAM. Sapped of his will, he limps away, broken.

    Shaba Ding Dong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know everyone's talking about incorrect spelling but I saw this guy in another one. He has the same pfp at least I think...

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For you? It'll be on the 12/12/2195. Save the date!!

    Na Schi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    February the 30th will be the next time.

    Another Fool on the Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing so hard at this one... I can't even imagine how stupid you have to be to believe that sexual arousal could be forecasted...

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like he’s asking what time you have lunch or dinner. The mood for women doesn’t just happen daily on a schedule like thirst or hunger or having to pee…. Might have to be attracted to the man and make sure he’s not a loser first

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on many factors: time zone I’m in, summer vs. winter, when I’ve last eaten, etc.. I’ll send a meeting request when I’m ready, it’ll just be easier that way.

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Octember 32, 1802 at exactly 25:67pm

    Cappuccino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh ummm hm for you? Lemme think about it... NEVER

    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually get horny between 7:04pm and 7:05pm. But only on a full blood moon that rises on a leap year.

    Auntie Bear
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually around quarter til never

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    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagement: 1 Attage. Write that. See how long it takes...

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    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least he's not an a*****e like most other guys in this list.

    Trevor Hardy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He bailed too soon. She didn't say she didn't like little ones too. Maybe she likes all sizes

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh hem. Move along, peasant

    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Hem hem' immediately makes me think of Professor Umbridge!

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    over it already
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, any man that called me thot like that would quickly learn that I have a mean right hook & don't shy away from violence when it's called for.

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I’m ignoring you, you twat.

    Cappuccino
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jaren Jared Jared ...

    Thomas Robinson-Aguirre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are all straight guys like this or just the incels?

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jared, you serious Jared? It’s not a good look, Jared.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's spelled M'lady - he doesn't even get the terminology right!

    Sa Mera Thompson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IS THIS MY 7TH GRADE TEACHER HIS NAME IS JARED AND WEARS A FEDORA and this guy looks like him

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may be the most wholesome thing on this thread, which is to say the least creepy.

    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you doing you doing, dumbass!

    grotesqueer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish she'd answered "Laying in bed in bed"

    Another Fool on the Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I got an Ohrwurm and Tom Jones sings "Sex thumb, sex thumb, I'm a sex thumb" in my head... 🙄🤦

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    Deidre Lippnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweetie.. hes a virgin! Cut him some slack! Hes trying really hard lol.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming English is not their first language. Or second. Or maybe third.

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet his true nature manages to seep through. That's international talent.

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before the Reagan administration gutted mental health funding, there would have been a safe place for this man to be kept, and comfortable pajamas for him.

    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the bobs and vagine man

    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I said this to my wife, I don't know if she'd laugh or throw me out the room.

    Denise Melek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got lost. In translation. But also in other ways..

    Jan Dunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That got my reproductive part going.

    Erica Ventura
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard. Next time I'm feeling frisky I'm going to tell my husband open ur cloth and waggle my eyebrows at him

    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say that we should all approach life with the same level of confidence as a random straight Indian man on the internet.

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    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obliviate and Evanesco! (Gonna wipe out your memory, so you forget who I am and then vanish you)! Maybe Mucus Ad Nauseam for good measure (give ya a cold)!

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me ur a nerd without telling me ur a nerd.(jk I love Harry Potter too)

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    Ryan Frundles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it's still a horrible line, but at least it's funny and on theme

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the only one on the list that I think is funny and not scary.

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    RyanRyanRyan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that last one was a little funny. 🙃

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this guy know how hangman works? She guesses "A" and he inserts "E". That is not how that game works.

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Q? Y? Ø? B? X? damn it, I lost! guess we'll never know.

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, ingenious bastard. Kinda lame how they cheat to spell it out though. Let them guess!

    Distinguished Gentleman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please let me hang myself playing hangman, i wanna be the hangman

    PixxelDust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's clearly 'send rudes'. he wants you to roast him /s

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    Alexandra Comeau
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but also what kind of person cant even say "how are you" back

    Cappuccino
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Bean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad luck I only have banana fats :(

    No Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess that's better that banana farts

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I come from, people who don't speak the Chinese language are called "Bananas" and seeing as I'm pretty much round, did someone summon me..? XP

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good substitute for eggs when baking.

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    Cappuccino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To not see your texts I assume ...

    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are pretty beautiful eyes

    Jordan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oops wrong person. HEAR THAT TOO MUCH

    tine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd want to affer reading that too

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    Show thyself
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She's here. She said 'u got no girl anymore bye'"

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could be worse. He could have tried to gas light.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have gone with "my feet". And then went into an intense diatribe about the 12 mile hike that left them bleeding earlier.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean marilyn monroe slayed in it

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been in circles where crunchy is quite the compliment. Akin to worldly. Well traveled.

    Cathelijne Van
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oohh we use it to talk about real hippies who are crunchy because they do not wash themselves. Because they want to live 'natural'

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    Man in the ceiling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the best attempt in this entire list

    Owen Jarvis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see a problem with this. He's being a bit weird, but not creepy. I think the best people are all a bit weird.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife calls people crunchy if they are hippies and eat a lot of granola.

    Cathelijne Van
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do too! But also they are crunchy because they don't wash (and use deodorant)

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    KOTLC_Fan 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok why are all your comments on here so funny

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    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, fellow human! Ah, I see you enjoy breathing air. I, too, enjoy breathing air with my human lungs. Let us breathe air together and be friends!

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I "like" most people I meet because I'm a human being who doesn't hate everyone, but people like this really push my limits.

    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is like when people ask me oh do you like *insert girl's name* like JUST CAUSE I'M LESBIAN DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE EVERY GIRL FFS

    Jan Dunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's all it takes why am I not more popular?

    Owen Jarvis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's... a very low standard.

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    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's gotta be like spam. If it works 0.001% of the time, you can still make a killing on volume.

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    Snacking on cats
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it hurts because you won't stop and it keeps getting worse.

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    No Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only men who've ever tried to convince me I didn't know what I wanted were stalkers and misogynists.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep asking, "why are men like this?" Why do they think anyone wants to see that? It's a bunch of wrinkly skin surrounded in course hair. Who wants to see that? I'd rather see a nice plate of cookies.

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    No Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross. Show some concern for the suffering of a fellow human, geez

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    Jordan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DAMNNNNN. Now the girl is roasted. see how the tables turn?

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hitting her with the wassup but not actually going for the pants? Damn, that’s some next level mindgame.

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    Man in the ceiling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to be so aggressive but I cant get over how pretty your eyes are 😍

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to be so aggressive but I cant get over how pretty your eyes are 😍

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    Vinchenski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the one that's cut off at the bottom 2 days later :')

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    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought he said "four eyes" at first... Aliens need love too

    Lori Harper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result?

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    Mayra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be Bill’s reply not Hillary’s

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    Jo FrH
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the exact same conversation with a guy I'd been messaging who expected me to make our date 2 days after my dad had died. Men like this are scum

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the father, not the boyfriend.

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe not necessarily mutually exclusive, where this creep is from...

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    Cappuccino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then why did you message...

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's cute. I'll make sure to use the special paper on your box"...

    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's only a serial killer if she kills more than one ... :)

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic example of the American educational system. He probably thinks it's a restaurant across town.

    Ryan Frundles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, Bangladesh isn't exactly a frequently mentioned country in these parts. I'm only familiar because I had Bangladeshi immigrant twins in my 4th grade class

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am I doing after Bangladesh? Pakistan probably. India after that. So you might want to see yourself out...

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really should start running my matches through google image search. I know some of them are total fakes.

    Allison B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm curious as to who i male model is. I can't tell. 😂

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add some beat there and it will be interesting

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like some of the weird minimalist synthwave I've been getting into. I want to rock your world I-want-to-enjoyyyyy-you I want to rock your world I-want-to-enjoyyyyy-you

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mar 23, 2062: I want to rock your world…

    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I salute your dedication to the cause; Clearly it's never going to happen, but you just keep on running at that football there, Charlie Brown

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, now I see the profile photo is a silhouette of a person with a guitar, but it honestly looked like a closeup of Elon Musk wearing sunglasses 😎

    Marla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna make your entire existence off balance and terrifying.

    maddie <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEW IMPROVED DESPERATE BOY TOY, COMES WITH 5 NEW ACTION COMMANDS

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, the melody is repetitive and the lyrics need work.

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's using a bot to try and get "first contact".

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    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you put the E in trust?

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relationship advice for anyone and everyone: DO NOT date anyone with a manifesto. That's like dating the Unibomber.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have I been mispelling "trust" all this time?

    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHUT THE SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS UP- that doesn’t stand for anything

    Marla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How are you?" "Ok, sleepy." "Here is the complete and unabridged text of Anna Karenina..."

    Potato Chimps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that spells True Love. Not trust love. Which actually makes more sense, since trust love is just awkward, but this reply is just garbled cringe anyway.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm convinced all of these "without me?" guys have never actually tried showering with someone....all it leaves you is half-damp and disappointed.

    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm convinced that some of them haven't tried showering at all.

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    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is so cringe it actually hurts

    tine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your invite ✉🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯👌

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    Man in the ceiling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How they felt writing this: 😎🥵. How they look: 👹🤏

    No Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf, that escalated quickly. Or rather, that looks like a total non sequitur.

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    Snacking on cats
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who could say no to that? 🙄🙄🙄

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you should happen to snack on the cat that wrote this, wash it first!

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    Mawce/Elliott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but like.. that's lowkey funny. Still a hard hard no, but funny

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight men are part of the reason I'm not a straight man any more.

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gay men can be equally as terrifying tbh, wish I had screenshots of conversations from when I was trying to find a date online.

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    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU UNMATCHED WITH ANTHONY ON 11/5/15

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    which part of body hair is he referring to exactly?

    Per-Ole Sjuve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A compliment followed up with a personal question. Why is this wrong? :p

    PotatoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very creepy to immediately go to sex when you first started messaging, imagine some walking up to you saying that on the street.

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    KJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised the dude didn't try to un-gay her using his magical w***y!

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully the dude just stopped trying there, this is a barely salvageable (but salvageable nonetheless) friendship.

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do wonder what an avocado has to do to be deemed “naughty”

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same thing. They kind of only do one thing right? Ripen. So a naughty avocado is one that refuses to ripen maybe?

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just makes me think of those weird "for kids" youtube videos with the pregnant avocado....I need brain bleach.

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    Un specified
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently every woman who don’t respect men are B*****s.

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    Cameron Ellis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can just barely see the “tickle my pickle” at the top of the page .. ummmmmm ??????

    No Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is absolutely nothing romantic about the word pickle, least of all when used as a metaphor for one's member. Folksy, yes. Maybe tasty, if you're being literal. But never romantic.

    PandaRave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move over Shakespeare this dudes over here pickling and tickling and it ain’t even in iambic pentameter

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    Zaphod_000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahhhh, you can see the god damn hair!!!!!!! i didnt want to see that!!!!

    Lupita Nyong'heaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so, wearing a choker means you want d**k pics. got it.

    No Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's apologizing. This one's clearly starting in a hole, but he might actually learn and climb out of it. Most of the guys on this list would keep digging.

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the snow?! You crazy, man.

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    J
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. lol. LOL. Lol…

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    ADHD raptor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it me or does she look 9 in the first pic

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    Jacqueline Pie Francis
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do guys really think that “sorry, that was my cousin/friend/dog” will work

    M.
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send nudes. Wait, sorry, that was my dog.

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    Mad Kid
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how i spam text my friends except its all in one minute. Random words lol. (please don't downvote.)

    tara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this fellow needs a friend. really.

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    Cappuccino
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the phone away from these KIDS

    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of all the sperms to win the swimming competition, this is the end product?

    tara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *screams* NO!

    Tinykame
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These kids pics shouldn't be on here

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    Zaphod_000
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PEDO, unless hes also in grade school , but the motherfuker is still a creep

    love u
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    genuinely asking, how is asking what grade someones in a pedo?? He said he was also in school so idk just doesn't seem like hitting on someone to me

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    PunkRock*Bottom*
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He goes on to ask if they’d be interested in sucking his big d**k so that’s where it goes south lol you can see the full screenshot if you click “str8boytexts” above the upvote button 🙂

    No Name
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's this doing here? Just looks like a plain school text.

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    Ta2dWhtTrsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who uploaded these screenshots?? jeez.....

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    Jordan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's creepily watching her sleep

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    Jan Dunn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of these would have been a lot funnier if they were sized appropriately for the page so that they could be read.

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