What would your dream home look like? Would it be a rustic farm hidden deep in the woods or maybe a penthouse in Manhattan? Would the interior design be more traditional or perhaps a reflection of all the latest trends? While it is fun to think about the perfect house or flat, the reality of real estate listings is far harsher, and the choices are often really scarce. Thanks to a blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we want to share with you how, ahem, creative some of the listings can get. 

From horror movie-esque semi abandoned flats for rent to excessively unique home decor cases and very impractical architecture decisions, the real estate agents behind these funny ads didn't even care to fix the places up before snapping the hilarious pictures. The caring levels were so low that there's also a photo with a live bat in it, a huge pig laying around in the living room and feral horses relaxing in front yards. The most baffling part is that these funny photos were really used to advertise and show the good side of housings to possible tenants. 

If you'd like to see how not to give a crap about putting your property up for sale, the list of funny fails below will provide you with an answer and a bonus laugh or two. So scroll down, vote for the worst listing and don't forget to comment! 

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#1

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

How to walk on water ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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#2

Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

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Tony Moon
Community Member
1 year ago

Disgruntled evicted prior client?

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#3

Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

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Heidi Golff
Community Member
1 year ago

Pet friendly complex. Pig not included.

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#4

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

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Fanstacia D
Community Member
1 year ago

Toronto listing price: 1.2 million, bicycle of sadness included.

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#5

Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

How considerate.

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#6

You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

What a crappy design.

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#7

If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Duh, it's the emergency assembly point. In case of, you know, a fire.

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#8

This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Jim Morrison's house.

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#9

Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

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Kenny Kulbiski
Community Member
1 year ago

Look, I flipped a bowling alley. Cool, huh?

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#10

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

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Sarah Mire
Community Member
1 year ago

This looks like the Ishihara color blindness test. Find the number.

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#11

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

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Susan Huber
Community Member
1 year ago

Are those pet food bowls between the toilet & bidet?

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#12

Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Chill, it's just being supportive.

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#13

After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

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Cari Waldick
Community Member
1 year ago

We'll include the bedroom furniture....after we're finished drowning the bedbugs.

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#14

A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Love what they've done with the place. Very cosy. o.O

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#15

Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

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Tomas Holicka
Community Member
1 year ago

Does it get hot here in the summer? Noooo, not at all.

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#16

Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

The poo-ssibilities are endless...

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#17

Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

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cleverrapier
Community Member
1 year ago

And there, the centerpiece, a wonderful old tv.

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#18

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Feed me, Seymour.

Rosie Funnell
Community Member
1 year ago

Wynand, you just made my day 😂😂😂

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Stephanie Cornthwaite
Community Member
1 year ago

All was well until Fred had to fight the plants for his steak at dinner.

Paan Sy
Community Member
1 year ago

oh i love it, as long as there's no insects in there, nature at its best!

Brian Mulkey
Community Member
1 year ago

With a heaping dose of plastic.

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Jeri DeLane
Community Member
1 year ago

Jumanji

Elizabeth Reeves
Community Member
1 year ago

Actually I rather like this one

KarmaQueen
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Welcome to the jungle, we have fun and games.....

cleverrapier
Community Member
1 year ago

Surprised that there aren’t weeds growing on the ceiling.

Wyndmere
Community Member
1 year ago

An indoor garden room. I like it.

Helen Leeds
Community Member
1 year ago

This looks like a Michael’s exploded.

Arran Walker
Community Member
1 year ago

Or (shudder) a hobby lobby.....

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Shari Pierre
Community Member
1 year ago

Screams Jumaji.....hoping for a reset

DaVo
Community Member
1 year ago

I've been to restaurants in Germany that actually look like this.

Jeffery Chance
Community Member
1 year ago

Garden of Eden

BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

Just don't eat the fruit.

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Jimmē Medina
Community Member
1 year ago

Such a green and lush garden area !

Lily Mae Kitty
Community Member
1 year ago

the sad thing is they all look fake.

bibina180
Community Member
1 year ago

Crazy plant lady. I think I see my future.

Anna Repp
Community Member
1 year ago

If all those are living plants, this is awesome!

Arran Walker
Community Member
1 year ago

Sadly, I think most (if not all) of those are fake....

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Katarzyna Karewicz
Community Member
1 year ago

wow what a jungle...but I even like it!

BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

Plants by Miracle Grow.

Mrta Brzoza
Community Member
1 year ago

Jungle, welcome to the jungle

GABRIEL HICKNER
Community Member
1 year ago

The jungle room.

taycoolness
Community Member
1 year ago

it looks like a scene from jumanji

Susann Campbell
Community Member
1 year ago

Watch out for giant spiders and snakes.

L.j. Bus
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, good luck if you’ve lost your keys or something. Can’t find anything in this busy room

Sandy J Renfroe
Community Member
1 year ago

Too much fertilizer.

Una Mccrory
Community Member
1 year ago

Tears of laughter

Kirsten Mickelwait
Community Member
1 year ago

Little Shop of Horrors.

Donna Reynolds
Community Member
1 year ago

Nothing has been alive in that room since 1907.

Nancy Hoke
Community Member
1 year ago

The last one looks like a funeral home!

Samantha Beckett
Community Member
1 year ago

All they need is a massive creepy doll collection and it would be complete.

Sharon Attwood
Community Member
1 year ago

‘Day of the Trifids’ comes to mind here!

Ashley Wright
Community Member
1 year ago

Mold will fit right in.

Brenda Pereira
Community Member
1 year ago

This must have been in the same home as the pic above.

Marissa Hagerman
Community Member
1 year ago

Vegan home.

Peter Hardy
Community Member
1 year ago

Somebody roll a five or an eight?

Ayomide Manns
Community Member
1 year ago

Jumanji vibes

Elsah Dewitt
Community Member
1 year ago

Yeah little shop of horrors!

UnicornHuman
Community Member
1 year ago

this room actually looks cool

Lydia Bishop
Community Member
1 year ago

Jumanji in person

Joannie Goulet
Community Member
1 year ago

Would be impressive if they were real plants but I think most of them are fake. :(

julie herndon
Community Member
1 year ago

Got a deal at either Joann's or Hobby Lobby

manowce
Community Member
1 year ago

it looks like a display for funeral home. pick any wreath you want.

Mairlady
Community Member
1 year ago

1970’s revisited

Debra Phyasco
Community Member
1 year ago

Check for pods.

Arran Walker
Community Member
1 year ago

The caption is on-point again!

Donald Holder*Doc
Community Member
1 year ago

Guaranteed to fit in every occasions from Christmas Easter to pass over.

Elaine Bones
Community Member
1 year ago

...And the cops have hidden a microphone in the potted plant. Whadda ya mean, WHICH potted plant?

Kathleen Moore
Community Member
1 year ago

RE Agent: “The good news is its not alive.”

AzKahleesi
Community Member
1 year ago

Calm down Poison Ivy other people live here too.

Mary McGuire
Community Member
1 year ago

Life in the jungle

Mary McGuire
Community Member
1 year ago

Jungle living

Scott Baumann
Community Member
1 year ago

I found another discarded plastic plant in the trash!

John Berry
Community Member
1 year ago

Gladys always loved the Jungle Room at Graceland... maybe too much.

Janice Seagraves
Community Member
1 year ago

Someone loves the color green and growing things.

Katarzyna Karewicz
Community Member
1 year ago

Tarzan was here, but I kind of like it...

Christophe Ferreira
Community Member
1 year ago

That's not strange, it's a question of taste.

Melodie Heisler
Community Member
1 year ago

Take away a few things, I could like it.

Anne Siperek
Community Member
1 year ago

Holy shitzki..

Lorraine Good
Community Member
1 year ago

Here you can literally bring the outside inside, no need to go to the expense of a patio

Pat Binns
Community Member
1 year ago

They aren’t real.

Mya Lugar
Community Member
1 year ago

THAT, as they say, is a "Busy" room!

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

Isn't that the set from Creepshow? All we need is Steven King in a suit made of grass.

Noodle Nio
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

It seems crowded but... Idk I like it?

Phil Wages
Community Member
1 year ago

At least they've got good beer!

Car Alarm
Community Member
1 year ago

(Bohemian decoration style intensifies)

asura king
Community Member
1 year ago

hey wasnt this on queer eye

Kate Edwards
Community Member
1 year ago

It’s the rainforest!

Taylor Foote
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1 year ago

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Taylor Foote
Community Member
1 year ago

looks like that scene from jumanji

Jim Price
Community Member
1 year ago

...and we think, the Wilsons as well.

Kira Flash
Community Member
1 year ago

Madame Sprout lives here..

Jude Ponting
Community Member
1 year ago

If this is in the same house with the pink room , then I'm buying it

Monty Glue
Community Member
1 year ago

I like it, I wouldn't want to own it, but I'd dine at the table...once.

Aunt Messy
Community Member
1 year ago

That's an '80s thing. When we bought our first house there were plastic vines stapled to the wall all over the place - on top of ghastly vine wallpaper....

Just Barbora
Community Member
1 year ago

I love it. But without those jungle leafs, it would be nicer. I especially love those green chairs

Haniza Rahmat
Community Member
1 year ago

my mother definitely will do this

R.s. Potter
Community Member
1 year ago

"Oh good, you set the table. Did you remember to put the machetes to the left of the dessert forks?"

Елена Назарова
Community Member
1 year ago

Reminds me of a greenhouse or greenhouse

LanteiaTG
Community Member
1 year ago

Plot twist: City folk attempt for the call of the wild.

Leane Morits
Community Member
1 year ago

😆

Susie Opper
Community Member
1 year ago

Mind-boggling!! The dust!!! 😱

Cindy Edwards
Community Member
1 year ago

They just need to roll a 5 or 8...

Cindy Edwards
Community Member
1 year ago

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Martha Aiken
Community Member
1 year ago

It isn't the agents fault in most cases the owner likes how it looks. I know, I have had listings with too much frou frou

Jade Uno
Community Member
1 year ago

Sally, Oh she’s just our Green Mamba, she blends into the walls so well, we just don’t want you to scare her...

diane a
Community Member
1 year ago

Audrey????

Suna Louw
Community Member
1 year ago

😯

Chrysann Kelly
Community Member
1 year ago

Nope.

Brian Mulkey
Community Member
1 year ago

A disturbing corner of the aesthetics universe.

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#19

Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

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Heidi Golff
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm a Realtor. This photo says "RUN LIKE HELL"

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#20

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Molly Brown: Just start from the outside and work your way in.

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#21

TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

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Tony Formica
Community Member
1 year ago

Ya think mom just gave up and walked away from it all...

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#22

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

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Tomas Holicka
Community Member
1 year ago

Obviously, Satan won, at least in this room.

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#23

“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

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Ed Souza
Community Member
1 year ago

Room full of nightmares.

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#24

This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

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Gary Ashness
Community Member
1 year ago

Sniper

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#25

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Nooo! Put Ariel's seashells back!

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#26

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

The agent didn't bat an eye.

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#27

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

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Rose the Cook
Community Member
1 year ago

Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.

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#28

In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Who wouldn't want to have a stained glass view whilst dropping a deuce?

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#29

Some Like It Horrible

Some Like It Horrible

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Veronica Sjöberg
Community Member
1 year ago

It is actually kind of cool. In a way.

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#30

After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

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Community Member
1 year ago

is this on....purpose?

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