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If you've ever sold, bought, or rented property, you know what a big deal the very first impression is. One step in through the door, and you’ll feel the vibe right away. I mean, a lone sock laying on the ground is forgivable, but a shady mattress, crumbling ceiling, and some questionable shade of paint is enough to make any potential buyer run away.

So you’d think that real estate agents would surely be nailing their property adverts with immaculate pics. You’re wrong. The blog “Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos,” which collects all the bad, the ugly, and the hecking nightmares of real estate pics, is hard evidence that some agents couldn’t care less.

From filthy interiors, prison-type rooms, and trashy décor to unidentifiable objects that send chills down the spine, these are the best of the very worst real estate photos. Immerse yourself in the sea of low standards and be sure to check our previous part 1 and part 2.

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Aunt Bessie’s next lockdown project is to knit a conservatory.

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2WheelTravlr
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The 1970s just exploded all over that room.

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    It's a brick...house...

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    Lis Daglish
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call me weird, there’s something about this one I actually like....

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    Have you tried turning the room off and back on again?

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    Bored Panda reached out to Andy, the creator behind the internet’s beloved “Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos” project, to find out whether the pandemic has had an effect on terrible property pics.

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    It turns out, the viral pandemic has probably improved the quality of some real estate photography, said Andy, “as there are fewer properties for sale, and therefore more time to get this stuff right.”

    Luckily, all the fans of terrible real estate photos can be sure the terrible source is not likely to deplete any time soon. “The universal human instinct for ineptitude has prevailed, so we still regularly receive more than enough terrible examples to share.”

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    Elsker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    getting some Escher vibes here:) But they were doing the best to make the most out of the space

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    As the foliage grew in strength and numbers, the cushions made plans to reclaim the ground floor on behalf of all the soft furnishings.

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    Kt ryan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet at least some of those plants are fake

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a plant lover: what's wrong here? Lol

    Suzanne Clark
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longer I look, the worse it gets...fake pom pom plants.

    Lord Mysticlaw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this it's a fantastic room. It just needs better people.

    *sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "911, what's your emergency?" "Christmas exploded." "Ma'am?"

    Sabrina Fisher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is the room to yell "Pillow Fight" these babies look like they could do damage!

    Wooang Yoon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The room itself is good. just get rid of all those cushions and greens~!

    Joe Dunn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the space looks great, just a lot of...personal touches

    Lunar Owo Potato
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    without half the plants and pillows it might be decent

    Ocelotty1
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut back on the clutter and you have a solid property there

    Marcia Ferris
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pillows and plaid and plants, oh my!

    Damon Gates
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there anyplace to actually sit?

    Toujin C'Thlu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake Plants vs. Furniture wasn't as popular as Plants vs. Zombies, unfortunately

    A Random Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, if you decorate it with different stuff, this would look really good.

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    The level of professionalism is definitely improving, and Andy is suspecting his blog may be to blame. “There are fewer accidental mirror selfies and photographer thumbshots.” However, the progress is slow and the creator believes there’s much work to be done in that department.

    It seems that terrible property pics are now getting well-earned recognition after Andy exhibited some of the worst examples from “Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos” at the Hamburg Triennial of Photography last year. “We're pleased to have our work finally recognized as the great art it is, and we now have around 300,000 followers in total across all platforms.”

    The website itself received its 15,000,000th visitor a few weeks ago. Andy said he’s happy to confirm that “COVID-19 appears only to have increased people's appetite for low-quality photography and sarcastic sentiment.”

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Susan never understood why she had a headache after every bathroom vist.

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    Bob’s ability to empty a room was renowned across the children’s entertainment industry.

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    Tien
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing wrong with this ro... Oh...

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    #10

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    “It’s that time of the evening again, just talk amongst yourselves“

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    Flisey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if that's a real working toilet or a weird piece of furniture?

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    #11

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    Lockdown business opportunity: Trampoline helmets.

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    2WheelTravlr
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a really cool apartment, this would look funky and fun. In this place the first thing I wonder is just how bad the ceiling leak is.

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    On the 5th day, God gave his preliminary sketches to the couple next door as an apology for all the noise.

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    Truth Monster
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this house. It's featured in Bored Panda before. It has a room that looks like the interior of a space shuttle

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    Don’t bugs the let bite bed.

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    ML
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yoda's room? Tight sleep you must

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    Don’t be fooled by the bunting.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that the neighbors do have some interesting stories to tell.

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    The shared courtyard is available for an hour a day, provided you can reach an agreement with the other inmates.

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    Anne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a basement property, not very uncommon in London

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet there are things living in the couch and behind the wallpaper.

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    Hilary James
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what they were trying to do here and I’m just not in to it :)

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    #24

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    Zach’s new garden saved him a fortune in hay fever medicine.

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    Deson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would make one heck of a patio for Parties and BBQ.

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    Misery is having to read someone else’s definition of happiness while trying to unblock a U-bend

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    “If the show sucks we can always leave during the interval“

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