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Tastefully offensive—what a delightful oxymoron. Causing someone to feel resentful, upset, or annoyed in an appropriate manner that shows good aesthetic judgment. Cheers to that! Oh, was it a bit confusing? Don’t worry, the following tweets and memes will embody the meaning. 

Shared by the Social Media Page "Tastefully Offensive," these bits of human communication add some much-needed spice to our daily lives, especially when they reflect the more chaotic aspects of what it means to be a human in 2023. Or at least, what’s left of us… 

Upvote your favorites, leave comments with your thoughts (and jokes, because we all need a laugh or two), and make sure to check out the previous article Bored Panda did on this page; it’ll have more funny bits, so you might want to clickity-clack on that hyperlink. Now let’s get into the madness! 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you raised good kids ... siblings shouldn't rat each other out

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Pieter LeGrande
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing quite like a parent who deliberately sets out to spoil their child's wedding.

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Monday
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would this spoil the wedding? I'd laugh my a*s off if my parent did something like this.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was about 12 years old I cracked a window our house by throwing a rock at it. I had spent the night at the neighbor's house and when I went back home everyone was still asleep. No one would answer the door and I was locked out. So stupid me starts throwing small rocks at the window to get their attention. One of the rocks was apparently too big or I threw it too hard. Eventually my brother answered the door and let me in. But no one realized that the cracked window was from me - they didn't notice it at first and I wasn't about to volunteer the info. My parents blamed in on some kids playing pranks and had it fixed. I finally admitted it when I was an adult and they were like "yeah, we knew that". Damn! I stressed about it for years and they knew the whole time!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing says I want all the attention more than this. They plan to hijack their child's wedding, full of family and friends so they can announce a 20 year old issue. LET. IT. GO! it will not be funny, it will be cringy af.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree, it's pettiness to the next level to ambarass your kids in front of everyone on their special occasion

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s a good way to alienate your child for life. If you never see your grandchildren, you’ll know why.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree, it's not a good idea to stress out and ambarass your kid in front of in-laws and the whole family at their wedding. It's pettiness to the next level

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should be proud that your kids stick together instead of being annoyed

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's hilarious! I know that one of my step kids climbed a shelf in my basement, opened a box of Christmas ornaments (that was at the very back of the shelf) and grabbed an ornament. She then dashed it on the concrete floor. It was the Baby's First Christmas ornament for my eldest daughter. Kids can be so destructive! They have yet to fess up to the crime. It's been 15 years!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IF this isn't a made up letter, it's a horrible idea. It could really humiliate the "child" that did it. And at their WEDDING? This must be a "father" because I can't imagine a MOTHER doing this. Besides the humiliation, way to sabotage a wedding. This'll male points with your future in-law. I'm surprised you HAD a security camera 20 years ago.

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Barbara Ryan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well played! Would love to see their faces when the Sh*t hits the fan.

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Ola Polowczyk
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's true sibling loyalty. 16 years ago I went to the seaside with my older sister (first vacation without parents) and I almost drowned. The lifeguards had to save me. We only told our Mum like 3 years ago.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had this mini basketball hoop you could stick to glass and throw a little basketball into it. My brother and I had it for two hours, and I'll never forget watching him run at it saying "from downtoowwwwwwnnnnnnn" as he slammed it through the window. The glass fell from the second floor in slow motion, as my brother kept the "towwwwwwnnnnn" going until we heard the shatter from below.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

About 30 years ago my friend's daughter got into some trouble over vandalism with some spray paint. About a week ago she found out it was the older daughter who actually did it and let the younger one take the blame.

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Barong
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do none of this guys children read or follow his twitter account?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s not the parent’s Twitter. It’s an account that posts anonymous confessions from random people.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well... at least they didn't do it at HS graduation. I've seen some embarrassment out here.

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AnnaPanda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wedding is even worse, it would suck to be ambarassed like that on your special occasion

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it! Add a blessing of something like, “may your patience abound, as your children will bring you 10 times what you brought to me.”

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Dean Bernales
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Talk about playing the long game. I'm positive that the reveal will be priceless!

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Jessica Specht
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Why wait until their wedding? Why couldn't OP show them the video a few months after it happened? Sounds like OP is a PITA.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like OP has a great sense of humor about it 20 years later.

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Why do parents think it's funny to humiliate their children on their wedding day? A light joke is fine - but, personally, this is crossing the line.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not humiliation, on the contrary, shows the solidarity of the brothers. Is just a harmless, nice joke from childhood.

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If my parents did that at my wedding, we would be going LC for a long time! A wedding is NOT the time for things like this, the bride/ groom who is marrying the window breaker- I hope they know they plan on doing it as if my new in-laws did something like this at my wedding I would be fuming!!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You'd really go LC because a parent told a funny childhood story about what you and your sibling did as kids 20 years ago?

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Life is a complex bucket full of unknowns. You put your hand into the murky water, continuously wondering what you’ll find. Some days it’s a few golden coins; other times it’s a slimy electric eel that’s not too happy to be disturbed. Thing is, you can’t avoid shoving your hand in it, elbow-deep, as it is part of the human experience. 

Those said experiences can be very nicely summed up in 280 characters or less, as over 368 million monthly active users worldwide do so on a daily basis. Twitter is the place to be if you want to get immersed in chaos, but for those of us that can’t handle the extent of it, this social media page called “Tastefully Offensive” shares the most painfully relatable tweets out there. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The more and more I read to my son the more I realize I need to learn to talk. Archipelago was one of the recent ones

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The page’s slogan is “The True Memeing Of Life.” But what is it actually like to be a human? What is the purpose of it all? Is there a purpose at all to be sat in front of your glowy screen, using your hands to swipe across a bit of glass for hours on end, just to get a hit of happiness? Lots of questions, and I don’t know if we’ll find any answers, but let’s try!

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The “human condition” can be defined as the features and key events of human life, including birth, learning, emotion, aspiration, morality, conflict, and death. Sometimes it is even referred to as the meaning of life, and, not surprisingly, this topic has intrigued and perplexed the minds of philosophers, religious figures, and scientists alike. 

Buddhism teaches that existence is a perpetual cycle of suffering, death, and rebirth from which humans can be liberated via the Noble Eightfold Path. Meanwhile, many Christians believe that humans are born in a sinful condition and are doomed in the afterlife unless they receive salvation through Jesus Christ.

Philosophers have provided many perspectives on the meaning of life. Many know of René Descartes’ quote, “I think, therefore I am.” He believed the human mind, particularly its faculty of reason, to be the primary determiner of truth. One modern school, existentialism, attempts to resolve an individual’s sense of disorientation and confusion in a universe believed to be absurd. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Netflix movies need to make more sense while I’m scrolling on my phone and not actually paying attention

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear those kind of people hover their hands over the horn the moment they stop at a red light. It’s the only explanation for how quick the blow it the moment the light goes green

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Perhaps more fundamental concepts summarize the more universal aspects of the human condition: 1. An awareness of the inevitability of suffering and death, 2. An understanding of evil and sin, and 3. The recognition of an intelligent being who intervenes in human affairs. 

The more we grow, the more of these we realize, as well as the absolute fact of how fragile life is. There is, inherent in the human condition, an uneasiness as we search for peace and calm. As William James says, “There is something wrong about us as we naturally stand.” Material possessions, no matter how plentiful, cannot make us happy, and thus, we search for more. 

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On the other side of the same coin, we have nihilism, a philosophy that rejects generally accepted or fundamental aspects of human existence, such as objective truth, knowledge, morality, values, or meaning. Essentially, life is meaningless, human values are baseless, and knowledge is impossible. 

It is often associated with extreme pessimism and a radical skepticism that condemns existence. Among philosophers, Friedrich Nietzsche is most often associated with nihilism. For Nietzsche, there is no objective order or structure in the world except what we give it. 

A common thread in the literature of the existentialists is coping with the emotional anguish arising from our confrontation with nothingness, and they expended great energy responding to the question of whether surviving it was possible. Passionate commitment, be it to conquest, creation, or whatever, is itself meaningless. Welcome to nihilism.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then forgetting that and putting it in the sink where it promptly gets something nasty on it

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't like the cinema any more. I always need to have a wee at some point, it's too loud, the snacks cost too much, it all costs too much, I can't pause it, the seats are uncomfortable and there are other people there.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg me too! I’m always shocked and confused that it’s red. Maybe “vert verde” in other languages throws me off.

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The question of our existence is complex and multifaceted, as one would expect such a question to be—wherever you look, there will be a theory as to what your life should aspire to be, or not be. So choose one and run with it. At the end of the day, we can live another day for some juicy Twitter content and good laughs with a cup of coffee. 

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As you continue scrolling through this list, make sure you upvote your favorites, leave some comments along the way, and make sure to have a day full of happiness! 'Til the next one! 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aaaaaaaand there’s the existential crisis I mentioned in a previous comment. So if you’ll excuse me

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sounds a lot more wholesome than when I google to see how many cast members are dead. Everyone dead = a bingo! Scull! (In my defence, I do watch a great many old b&w movies).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you free to come and sort my house out now that you’ve finished your Spring cleaning?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dammit BP, now I'm never gonna hear this song without thinking of this!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun Fact: In the UK, they used to be called Opal Fruits until they changed it to Starburst. And Snickers was Marathon. Anyone else remember that?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In German, it's brutal [Brutto (Gross)] to see what you could've earned!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yo guys, I found this cool glitch. I hope the Earth devs don't patch it soon

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And don’t get me started on those moments when it’s just like: I’m very sore right now. Me: what, why? My body: 🤷

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the Savo region of Finland, this is called a kalakukko, which translates to fish-rooster. It's not really a pocket though, but a big loaf-sized rye bread filled with fish an pork.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell us you are from the US without telling us you are from the US.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only time I even OPEN my emails is when I'm signing up for something, like making an account on a gaming website, and they send a verification email.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first aid officer at my last job was scared of blood, so I did all the blood stuff. Her answer to this question would have been a firm "maybe".

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how his tied-back hair gets more and more discombobulated as the glasses builds go on XD

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