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Tastefully offensive—what a delightful oxymoron. Causing someone to feel resentful, upset, or annoyed in an appropriate manner that shows good aesthetic judgment. Cheers to that! Oh, was it a bit confusing? Don’t worry, the following tweets and memes will embody the meaning. 

Shared by the Social Media Page "Tastefully Offensive," these bits of human communication add some much-needed spice to our daily lives, especially when they reflect the more chaotic aspects of what it means to be a human in 2023. Or at least, what’s left of us… 

Upvote your favorites, leave comments with your thoughts (and jokes, because we all need a laugh or two), and make sure to check out the previous article Bored Panda did on this page; it’ll have more funny bits, so you might want to clickity-clack on that hyperlink. Now let’s get into the madness! 

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Life is a complex bucket full of unknowns. You put your hand into the murky water, continuously wondering what you’ll find. Some days it’s a few golden coins; other times it’s a slimy electric eel that’s not too happy to be disturbed. Thing is, you can’t avoid shoving your hand in it, elbow-deep, as it is part of the human experience. 

Those said experiences can be very nicely summed up in 280 characters or less, as over 368 million monthly active users worldwide do so on a daily basis. Twitter is the place to be if you want to get immersed in chaos, but for those of us that can’t handle the extent of it, this social media page called “Tastefully Offensive” shares the most painfully relatable tweets out there. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The more and more I read to my son the more I realize I need to learn to talk. Archipelago was one of the recent ones

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The page’s slogan is “The True Memeing Of Life.” But what is it actually like to be a human? What is the purpose of it all? Is there a purpose at all to be sat in front of your glowy screen, using your hands to swipe across a bit of glass for hours on end, just to get a hit of happiness? Lots of questions, and I don’t know if we’ll find any answers, but let’s try!

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The “human condition” can be defined as the features and key events of human life, including birth, learning, emotion, aspiration, morality, conflict, and death. Sometimes it is even referred to as the meaning of life, and, not surprisingly, this topic has intrigued and perplexed the minds of philosophers, religious figures, and scientists alike. 

Buddhism teaches that existence is a perpetual cycle of suffering, death, and rebirth from which humans can be liberated via the Noble Eightfold Path. Meanwhile, many Christians believe that humans are born in a sinful condition and are doomed in the afterlife unless they receive salvation through Jesus Christ.

Philosophers have provided many perspectives on the meaning of life. Many know of René Descartes’ quote, “I think, therefore I am.” He believed the human mind, particularly its faculty of reason, to be the primary determiner of truth. One modern school, existentialism, attempts to resolve an individual’s sense of disorientation and confusion in a universe believed to be absurd. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Netflix movies need to make more sense while I’m scrolling on my phone and not actually paying attention

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear those kind of people hover their hands over the horn the moment they stop at a red light. It’s the only explanation for how quick the blow it the moment the light goes green

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Perhaps more fundamental concepts summarize the more universal aspects of the human condition: 1. An awareness of the inevitability of suffering and death, 2. An understanding of evil and sin, and 3. The recognition of an intelligent being who intervenes in human affairs. 

The more we grow, the more of these we realize, as well as the absolute fact of how fragile life is. There is, inherent in the human condition, an uneasiness as we search for peace and calm. As William James says, “There is something wrong about us as we naturally stand.” Material possessions, no matter how plentiful, cannot make us happy, and thus, we search for more. 

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On the other side of the same coin, we have nihilism, a philosophy that rejects generally accepted or fundamental aspects of human existence, such as objective truth, knowledge, morality, values, or meaning. Essentially, life is meaningless, human values are baseless, and knowledge is impossible. 

It is often associated with extreme pessimism and a radical skepticism that condemns existence. Among philosophers, Friedrich Nietzsche is most often associated with nihilism. For Nietzsche, there is no objective order or structure in the world except what we give it. 

A common thread in the literature of the existentialists is coping with the emotional anguish arising from our confrontation with nothingness, and they expended great energy responding to the question of whether surviving it was possible. Passionate commitment, be it to conquest, creation, or whatever, is itself meaningless. Welcome to nihilism.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then forgetting that and putting it in the sink where it promptly gets something nasty on it

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't like the cinema any more. I always need to have a wee at some point, it's too loud, the snacks cost too much, it all costs too much, I can't pause it, the seats are uncomfortable and there are other people there.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg me too! I’m always shocked and confused that it’s red. Maybe “vert verde” in other languages throws me off.

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The question of our existence is complex and multifaceted, as one would expect such a question to be—wherever you look, there will be a theory as to what your life should aspire to be, or not be. So choose one and run with it. At the end of the day, we can live another day for some juicy Twitter content and good laughs with a cup of coffee. 

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As you continue scrolling through this list, make sure you upvote your favorites, leave some comments along the way, and make sure to have a day full of happiness! 'Til the next one! 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aaaaaaaand there’s the existential crisis I mentioned in a previous comment. So if you’ll excuse me

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sounds a lot more wholesome than when I google to see how many cast members are dead. Everyone dead = a bingo! Scull! (In my defence, I do watch a great many old b&w movies).

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you free to come and sort my house out now that you’ve finished your Spring cleaning?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dammit BP, now I'm never gonna hear this song without thinking of this!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun Fact: In the UK, they used to be called Opal Fruits until they changed it to Starburst. And Snickers was Marathon. Anyone else remember that?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In German, it's brutal [Brutto (Gross)] to see what you could've earned!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yo guys, I found this cool glitch. I hope the Earth devs don't patch it soon

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And don’t get me started on those moments when it’s just like: I’m very sore right now. Me: what, why? My body: 🤷

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the Savo region of Finland, this is called a kalakukko, which translates to fish-rooster. It's not really a pocket though, but a big loaf-sized rye bread filled with fish an pork.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell us you are from the US without telling us you are from the US.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I, too, agree. I know many chefs put their own twists on a dish, and I appreciate that. But I read somewhere that, when that happens, it won't be the original dish intended. Best it be called a different one, instead.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha my mother asked for chips with her dinner at a small restaurant in Vienna, the cook/owner came out and told her it had all the vegetables it needed with it, and no she couldn't have chips. I didn't dare catch my husband's eye or we'd have giggled immoderately

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could be difficult. Greece is a Schengen country, so most chickens don't carry a passport anymore.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the fact that in Europe waiters aren't afraid just said no to demanding customers.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's because European Waiters are generally paid a decent wage and don't have to Constantly kiss their customer's R's in order to get tips!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this sort of thing really accepted anywhere? I'm guessing they're from the US, but would you really be able to do this sort of sh1t there?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a co worker ask for french dressing on her caesar salad.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I prefer it with gyro meat on top... Never thought about it this way though. Next time I can say " can you give me all the ingredients of a green salad except with gyro meat and grilled onions added on top, and don't forget both Greek dressing and tzatziki sauce on top.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I buy a gyro and eat that with the Greek salad. Except roast lamb > chicken.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a movie with a scene in it like that. The name is Big Night. The chef (Tony Shaloub) plays the chef Primo, in a restaurant owned by him and his brother Secondo (Stanley Tucci). It is a pretty good movie with several very good actors.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Caesar salad with chicken and bacon just isn't right either.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about chicken on the side and just chew both at the same time...BAM!

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Robert Craig
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um, order chi?cken separately and place on now not Greek salad, eff the establishment!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I asked for the elephant ear sandwich once, only to be told they were all out of the big rolls.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

did you ask for ranch dressing too? (I'd say no, since you were alive to post this)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wonder what happened to the chef that made and the server who brought me Caesar salad with tomatoes and grated carrot...... Should we reinstate capital punishment?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is when you tell your friends and they say "was the chicken 'Greasy'" while they try not to laugh.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, I thought we were supposed to eat what we like and nobody should be able to tell us otherwise. What happened to that?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course you eat what you like. So you make and cook what you like at home. I am one to sometimes enquire if I can omit certain ingredients when eating out (allergies). If the chef says the dish would not be the same without said ingredient, I listen to them. I either accept it altered (whilst knowing it will not be at its best) or order something else.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really wish people would stop judging other people for having a meal preference that suits their individual taste. I've been a chef for over 20 years, I have never had somebody come into a restaurant that I've worked at and asked to add or remove something from a dish and then refuse to comply Even if it was a special dish that I came up with. People have their own tastes when it comes to food, and we should be more accepting even if the way they want it isn't what we consider to be "authentic".

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s stupid and pretentious. Order a side of chicken separately and dump it in.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most restaurants' menus here are not, nor intended to be, assembly lines. I'd be willing to bet there was no side of chicken on it, just whole dishes.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only time I even OPEN my emails is when I'm signing up for something, like making an account on a gaming website, and they send a verification email.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first aid officer at my last job was scared of blood, so I did all the blood stuff. Her answer to this question would have been a firm "maybe".

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how his tied-back hair gets more and more discombobulated as the glasses builds go on XD

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