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In a perfect world, you'd turn the other cheek to those who've hurt you and move on with life. But in a perfect world maybe they wouldn't have done it in the first place? Sometimes, people can't restrain themselves from getting back at somebody who has made their lives miserable. Bored Panda has compiled another list of revenge stories that will make you think twice before being an asshole to other people, and it's definitely as brutal as the first one.
Packed with the strangest, cleverest and funniest acts of vengeance, this series proves that what goes around comes around. From jerks destroying kids' snowmen to obnoxious creeps stalking women, it seems that these folks tried really hard to make enemies. And they've succeeded. Scroll down to check out what retaliation people are capable of when pushed to their limits and let us know in the comments if you think the perpetrators got an appropriate amount of justice.
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#1
Snowman With Surprise Inside
Trisha Dragon 7 years ago
Definitely not. Calvin would have been overjoyed at the snow carnage.
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Alan Saunders 7 years ago
Excellent! I had the same feeling when they finally built a speed-bump on the school road/midnight racetrack in front of my home; the workers knocked off for the day before painting the white lines or putting up signs... 3am: eeeeeeeeooowwTHWOCK! pure bliss
Polleekin 7 years ago
This was entirely his own doing. He did something clearly stupid and wrong and dealt with the consequences!
Ann Ros'a 7 years ago
On top of it he distorted the “evidence” so he couldn’t even blame it on anyone! Win-Win I’d say...
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#2
Badass Lady
Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
Smart! I like how elder people have a good distance and very often magnificently aimed comebacks :D
#3
Thief Tried To Steal My Car, Accidentally Filled It Up With Gas And Brought It Back To Me Instead
Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
I google'd up the Jeep to see how it actually looks and it looks awesome. Glad you have that beauty and beast back in your garage.
FullSpectrum Survivalist 7 years ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/54fogh/thief_tried_to_steal_my_car_accidentally_filled/
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PsychoPrincess 7 years ago
If people were debating on what karma is from the last few posts this is it
#4
Learn The Language
mocochang 7 years ago
Served him right. I've had something similar happen to me when I was in another country purchasing something and at some point I asked the cashier to repeat what he has just said cause I didn't hear it the first time (I look like a foreign but I do speak some of the local language, I just didn't hear what he said) and he made a point of clearly rolling his eyes in front of me as spoke again in a way it sounded like he thought I was a stupid foreign who doesn't speak his language. It was so disrespectful and embarrassing I just said "never mind, I'll buy it at another store" in the local language and left.
Kika Virtanen 7 years ago
Good for you. I work in retail and since most foreigners don't speak or understand Finnish I've learned several languages. Still if I don't have a mutual language with customer I always try to work it out.
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Kjorn 7 years ago
why american who speak ONLY English are mean to people who doesn't but try to do so? at least these people can speak more than one language!
Geri Jernigans 7 years ago
A lot of times (and this is just from what I've hear) they're scared they are being talked about in a foreign language. It sounds stupid, I know, but a lot of times that's what it is.
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Daniel Pinder 7 years ago
I remember a story, a lady of dark complection was taking to her child in a non english language, a man seated behind her said 'bloody foreigners come over here, they should learn our language' another person spoke up 'she was!' quizzed look on the bloke's face 'she was speaking in Welsh' as they were on a bus in Wales UK
PsychoPrincess 7 years ago
I wish i could upvote u more... Almost every north american is technically foreign. Europe Asia etc...
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Glynis Lailann 7 years ago
Some years ago my family and & I were visiting Hong Kong - we are foreign born Chinese, but speak Cantonese which is the lingo there. My brother in-law needed batteries for his camera so we went into a camera shop. They guy behind the counter said to his colleague in Cantonese "Charge them more as they cannot speak Chinese." to which my mom replied in Cantonese "Its OK, we will go next door thanks."
April Kruger 7 years ago
In my experience, most people in other countries appreciate it if you try to speak their language while visiting.
James Wiske 7 years ago
I'm a caucasian and had a fellow honky (who I didn't know - we were just in the same line) complain to me (as if I'm going to agree with him) about someone who was speaking Spanish at her kid in line. I also have a degree in Spanish. I'll let them go on for a bit and then say in Spanish, "I'm sorry, but I didn't understand a single word you said." The look on their faces are priceless. Then I continued on still in Spanish while looking at him but staring at the woman, "I'm pretending I don't speak English to f**k with this guy who is made at you. After my next sentence, laugh with me." She did, and now that guy is upset that two Mexicans (one with incredibly fair skin) are laughing at him.
Barb Logan 7 years ago
How can you look at "him" while staring at the woman??
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Martita Sa-Ju 7 years ago
It´s really common in the US to see people at stores get mad at people with accents, but when they go to other countries they expect for everybody to speak English. People try hard to speak English but you don´t even try to say THANK YOU or PLEASE in their respective language when you visit their countries. Let´s think about that.
James A. Smith Jr. 7 years ago
The cashier should be let go. Chances are, this guy has issues with anyone he perceives to be different and that is not a good fit for this job.
Rachel Rosky 7 years ago
Whenever I interact with someone who struggles with their English I feel for them and do everything I can to make them feel like they aren't burdening me with the conversation. Smile nicely, nod your head and speak slightly slower and very clear for them, its not that hard to extend that kindness. Imagine already feeling self-conscious about your ability to converse in another language and then having some jerk make you feel even worse.
#5
I Out-Assholed The Asshole. Good Luck Getting In Your Car
Filipe Vieira 7 years ago
Sometimes it's an unfair situation to judge, because some cars park in this way due to other a******s that parked badly on the other side
Sarcasticow 7 years ago
Also true, it takes one jerk to f**** up the regular parking for a whole day
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Debbie Andersson 7 years ago
They can just go into the passangerseat and crawl into the driverseat...
#6
Oh Boy
Mama Panda 7 years ago
Back in the day we didn't have cell phones (yeah I am old) and so we could get really creative with phone numbers that we would give out to the creeps. My go to was the Planned Parenthood phone number. Another fave of mine was to give them the number to local insane asylum. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when they tried to call... hahahahah
Josiane Roy 7 years ago
I gave out the number to the morgue or the local funeral home.
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Victor Calamity 7 years ago
I get that this is funny...but why give out even a fake number? Why not just say NO and be done with the guy? I've been out of the dating scene for many years, so maybe things have changed...but everyone still has the right to say 'no'...right?
Melina Pothier 7 years ago
What a disgusting person. A man described as "obnoxious" is not deserving of an act that would then punish his mother, a woman this classless chick knows nothing about.
Laura Johnston 7 years ago
That wasn't called for. If the guy was obnoxious all she had to do was say no.
FullSpectrum Survivalist 7 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=68&v=ho2sfRXrP6A
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#7
Employer Screwed Me Over, I Screwed Him Back With Help From The FBI
Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
Not only you too you revenge, but you also indirectly saved many people from whatever scams these guys were running.
Nicky OldfieldDesciple 7 years ago
WELL DONE YOU. I hate people who think it's ok to scam people, especially the elderly.
Thegreatcountryofverden 7 years ago
If only we had people like you in the Indian Subcontinent.
#8
Revenge At The Bar
Lara B. 7 years ago
As a girl (or any kind of human being really): Why the hell would you do that?!
Angel 7 years ago
I knew girls who did this - after i saw what they were doing, I stopped being friends with them - it's not cool
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Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
I simply loved the ending where they made a bond which each other and spend time with families. ohh... the girl, probably they would have thanked her for the new found buddies.
Gillian Black 7 years ago
oh yes , what a smart a*s I am a woman and think she is a disgrace to us all, you did well
Victor Calamity 7 years ago
Frankly, I'm more mad at the "boyfriend"...letting other guys buy his girl a drink, even as a prank...no pride!
Voola Papas-Josifovski 7 years ago
Her boy friend probably , gave her the $20 from her bra ?
Load More Replies... Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago
I never accept a drink from a man in a bar unless I'm willing to talk to him. It's just rude in my opinion. His money isn't worth any less than mine and he's out there trying to meet people same as everyone else. I think the way this woman acted is shameful and hurtful. People can be so mean.
Sarah White 7 years ago
I like that, I've seen all types of people try this c**p, it usually works for them. Also the camping part made this somewhat more adorable.
#9
Eat All My Food While I Fix Your Phone? Have Fun Explaining This One
PsychoPrincess 7 years ago
That is hysterical good job coming from a fellow pothead you do not touch somebody else's food you deserve what you got 'little douche"
#10
I Absolutely Love People Who Pay With Pennies
Ann Ros'a 7 years ago
So does everyone that has read this “War & Peace” post... that’s a LONG read!
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Mindy Megas-Loucks 7 years ago
My dad had a story like this once. It was in the mid-1960s & he was working the register in his grandfather's restaurant. It was during their very busy lunch rush & this guy came in for a 10 cent cup of coffee & wanted to pay with a $100 bill, figuring (correctly) that Pop wouldn't want to mess with it & he's get the coffee free. He'd done it several times & Dad got fed up with it. Next time the guy came in Dad was ready. He had to pay for his coffee & wait for his change--99 $1 bills & 90 pennies, with some VERY irritated people in line behind him. Dad said it was months before the guy dared come back & he never did it again.
Virginia Su 7 years ago
dead, but actuallly that makes me wonder. What did they think was going to happen? You'd have to count the pennies and they'd ahve to wait hahahha
Blue Cicada 7 years ago
They hope you'll "trust" them, and they'll get away with shorting you $4. Or, you'll try to count them, get frustrated and get nasty. Then they can complain.
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NancyandCharlie Miller 7 years ago
Believe it or not, there is a law in Canada that puts a limit on the number of coins that a retailer HAS to accept in any transaction-- The law in Canada (specifically the Currency Act) does say that coins issued under the Royal Canadian Mint Act (such as our $1 coins which we affectionately call loonies) are legal tender in payment for purchases. However, the Currency Act also says that there are limits in how many coins you can use in one transaction. Section 8(2) says: “A payment in coins referred to in subsection (1) is a legal tender for no more than the following amounts for the following denominations of coins: (a) forty dollars if the denomination is two dollars or greater but does not exceed ten dollars; (b) twenty-five dollars if the denomination is one dollar; (c) ten dollars if the denomination is ten cents or greater but less than one dollar; (d) five dollars if the denomination is five cents; and (e) twenty-five cents if the denomination is one cent.”
Petya 7 years ago
That's toughtful. We don't have such thing her in Bulgaria, so some people troll the government officials by paying their taxes in the smallest coins, i.e. equivalent to pennies. The officals can't say anything and they have to count them. But some of them are also prepared, all coins weight exactly the same, so some guy from the DMV just asked them to wait for a second and came back with a scale and just weighted them and it was an easy task, because all were coins of 1 st, not 1, 2, and 5 all messed up together, which would be hard to count, as he would have had to separate them first. Actually, the guy that paid like this had prepared the exact amount, but even if says it is exact, they still have to check it to be sure.
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Belligerent Woman Name Drops In The Wrong Country And Gets Put Off The Boat!
Heather Johnson 7 years ago
I'm American and I swear not all of us are like this. This made me laugh so hard. She got what she deserved! No matter where you're from, you can't treat people that way. Twat got what was coming to her.
Mária Dusová 7 years ago
For some reason I imagined the sound of car skidding, when the brakes yell. Of course I know it was on the water, but still.
Sarah Figini 7 years ago
Ah Americans on holiday. I know not all americans are like this but boy do they have a bad rap
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago
They shouldn't have gone back to the dock. They should have just dropped her off where they were.
James A. Smith Jr. 7 years ago
One question for the dumb beotch? If you feel this way, why were you even there?
Alexander Moon 7 years ago
this remind me of "i am a PROUD SUPPORTER of DONALD TRUMP" 'i rest my case.'
#12
Black Friday Parking Brings Out The Worst In People
Judy Semmens 7 years ago
I had someone do that to me when I was reversing into a parking space at ASDA. I was livid. Not because they got the spot I was reversing into, it was because there were 2 young children in the back of her car and she'd risked their lives to get in that spot.
Elise McFarland 7 years ago
This is the reason I generally keep my knitting in the car. I can out wait just about anyone.
Beverly Palmacci 7 years ago
Well, at least you got him in the end. But how slow a parker are you that he was able to drive around you??
Amaranthim Talon 7 years ago
Not to mention guy could have pulled a gun- easier to find another parking space- then surround his car in shopping carts for annoyance sake
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Charlotte Brine 7 years ago
One question. How did he get security to come over if he was stuck in his car...?
thebridget 7 years ago
They clearly said he called them. Usually people use a cell phone to make calls
Load More Replies... Voola Papas-Josifovski 7 years ago
Crazy people go shopping on those DAZE !!! NO THANK YOU !!!
#13
I Dont Talk To Men In The Restroom
PsychoPrincess 7 years ago
I guess he couldn't Spare a Square (pls have someone know this quote...)
Deanna Durben 7 years ago
I always make sure there's toilet paper first... Saves embarrassment
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago
the meat? I've never heard it described as that before. The meat...he he
Gillian Black 7 years ago
ha ha can imagine him sneaking with pants at the knees to the next booth
#14
Dirtbag College Kids
Dan H 7 years ago
In Chicago, this is called "Dibs" where someone shovels a spot for their vehicle - once cleared, they'll play household items - usually furniture (chairs, ironing boards, clothes baskets, tables, etc) in the spot to reserve it -- the police and to a degree, city administration have supported this - once the weather breaks, news stories are out telling people they have to have their stuff cleaned by by X-date otherwise, it'll get tossed by the city.
Kimberly Robinson 7 years ago
They utterly deserved that. No manners. They were plenty young and healthy enough to shovel their own areas.
Lodogg 3323 7 years ago
I would've sprayed a nice mist of water over the mound overnight just for shits n giggles.
Allana Rose 7 years ago
Good on you guys! Sometimes people need to learn their manners the hard way.
#15
Trashy Tenants Moved Out Of Parents' Property In The Middle Of The Night. Few Months Later I Got Them On Social Media
PsychoPrincess 7 years ago
If I was the judge and I heard that the child was sick because of cigarette smoke I have the Children's Aid involved
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Pamula Furness 7 years ago
Wish I could do that to the little scumbags who trashed my rental house, (furniture, walls and doors were damaged, baths left to flood over, cola bottles shaken and exploded onto the ceiling, etc., etc., and they thought it all a big joke. I had to sell that house as I had neither the money, (i was seriously in debt by the time they all suddenly left), or inclination to repair and re-let the house.
Roisin Carey 7 years ago
I don’t understand where people get off thinking they can do this and there be no reprocusions. A similar thing is happening to my neighbor.
Beverly Palmacci 7 years ago
Unfortunately, there usually are not any repercussions. They are scammers. This person was just canny enough to track them down. Being a landlord is work and when you have someone trashing your property you've got a lot to contend with.
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Tear Open Our Driveway To Pour Concrete? Fine, You'll Probably Enjoy Having To Dig The Concrete Out Of The Ground. Twice
Sandy Clark 7 years ago
Excellent job! To Celina...either the owner of the supermarket or the construction foreman should have checked the property lines before any job was even started. This delay was totally on their shoulders, and yes I imagine they do have children, but you cannot blame this interruption in getting the job finished on the truck driver. Actually, this story should be much higher than #22!
This Lil Raccoon 7 years ago
I used to know a guy like that, Bear. He could probably crush a car but would never hurt a fly
Gillian Black 7 years ago
well done some people think they own the world and we should all drop at their feet
Lillukka79 7 years ago
What is your point? That family men can be arses too?
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#17
Give Me More Work? Hope You Like Waiting
Pi... 7 years ago
Why are people so spiteful to random other people?! If someone has hurt you, I understand, but allowing your kid to be a tiny devil in a shop where the cashier had done nothing wrong to her is just so pointless.
Potato 7 years ago
I think one of the reasons is that the "customer is always right" policy, if you work in a place where your boss will almost always support the customer and doesn't value his employees, chances are the customer doesn't mind screwing you over. As a cashier, I had a woman shout at me for at least 1 hour for 1 euro because she read a tag wrong, and asked for me to give it to her from my own salary, to which I answered with no. I'm attending to other customers, and a nice old lady says she's not sure if she has enough money for it, and the devil lady is all nice and cute "oh what's so important about 1 euro, I'll pay it for you!"
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Amber Gordon 7 years ago
Having worked in retail... this woman deserved worse than a 20 minute wait...
Anne Glassman 7 years ago
Being a mother .... this woman deserved worse than a 20 minute wait.
Load More Replies... Blue Cicada 7 years ago
At my register, when a child throws an item on the counter, I hand it back and say with a smile "I'll let you hand that to me again, this time politely!" The child is usually stunned to be corrected, but complies, because I have been kind but firm. I then say "I like your good manners!" The surprised wide eyes tell me the poor child is not accustomed to being told he/she has done something well. If the parent says something snarky, I use my cheesiest doting old Grandma grin (I'm only in my 40's) and with sweet voice say "I work with teenagers. It's so much easier to learn basic social skills when we're young, instead of struggling to fit in when we're 17". When I was growing up, my parents _modeled_ how to be polite and non-messy in public, and expected the same from me.
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
One of my earliest memories was my Mom telling me to say thank you to the manager of the Red Owl grocery store when he'd given me some little thing. I remember everyone looking at me expectantly and when I said thank you, everyone was very pleased. For some reason, it stuck with me. I was maybe 3. I don't understand why some parents don't even bother teaching their kids this. If they don't, they probably aren't teaching them much of anything. It used to be that adults were generally responsible for children, not just the parents. You're doing good things.
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Cherie Stepp 7 years ago
As someone who works retail, this happens soooo much. And the biggest response I get to a messy department by customers is "at least you have job security." As a dept supervisor, I always respond with, "It's not actually, as a supervisor I have so many other responsibilities than folding tables and cleaning fitting rooms and this takes away from other things I have to do." They always go quiet. Everyone should be required to work retail for at least a year of their life to understand how it really is. We aren't there to pick up your mess because you're an a*****e and waiting in line for a few minutes isn't going to kill you. Learn some respect.
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
Yeah, and for the selfish among us, they should also think about how the cost of goods rises as the store has to pay more hours for employees to clean up. I can't even look in the direction of the Target shoe area in the last 10 years. I can't believe people just leave shoes on the floors.
Load More Replies... Gillian Black 7 years ago
this happens so often now days, and there is no respect anymore, so sad gee wonder what her house is like, you can bet the kid is not allowed to do that at home
James Donnelly 7 years ago
That would p**s me off! well done for having the patience of a saint!
#18
The Laziest Hostess
PsychoPrincess 7 years ago
Then I would have called her boss and asked if this is how he wants his business to be run. if not to fire her clearly she doesn't want to do her job
Charlotte Brine 7 years ago
It's the day you created your account on reddit i believe
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Beverly Palmacci 7 years ago
Unfortunately the hostess didn't learn the lesson though. BTW, don't most restaurants have caller ID?
Diandra “Mistress Didi” Blackthorn 7 years ago
A proper complaint to management would be a SOLUTION to this problem instead of just letting the hostess return to creep behavior the next day.
#19
Use My Razor, Congrats, You Now Have Hepatitis B
Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
I had a similar situation with my lip balm. There was a girl on a camp that liked to test out other people's cosmetics. Sure, she asked, but I find my cosmetics personal, especially the lip stuff. I could lend a mascara or an eyeliner, but not the lips stuff. So I told her I have herpes (which I don't) and she would use the lip balm at her own risk. She never asked again for any of my cosmetics :)
Elizabeth Molloy 7 years ago
Never share eye things. You'll get infections
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Kimberly Robinson 7 years ago
Asking if something you ALREADY DID is okay with the other person isn't really asking, at all. I hate when people do that.
M.J. J. 7 years ago
like when someone asks if they can 'borrow' a piece of gum, or paper, tampon, etc.
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Kristína Veličová 7 years ago
You handled the situation brilliantly. I never understood how people can be so rude to borrow something personal without asking.
Alice Galipo 7 years ago
I understand why you did what you did, he did deserve something, but as someone with Hep C, it's kind of frustrating that people jump to it as something to blame so easily. I'm not trying to be rude, it's just how this made me feel.
Allana Rose 7 years ago
Why do some people think it's ok to use other people's personal items at all? I won't even share my deodorant or hair brush with anyone. You can use my shampoo and conditioner also my hair spray but that is about it!
Pamela Grove 7 years ago
I learned quickly in college all toiletries are never left in any common space. Don't men have something called a Dopp kit? Don't you keep all bathroom things there? I had a tote I took to and from the bathroom every day. No one ever used my stuff. Maybe its what men should to. Why didn't this guy have his own anyway?
Diandra “Mistress Didi” Blackthorn 7 years ago
That's not evil. That is the cure for the mentality of it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission.
#20
Beware Of The Raisins
Isabel Care 7 years ago
During exams we were allowed to have a roll of sweets on the desk. I had a sugar intolerance so had "sugar free" mints. At break someone stole a whole roll out of my bag. Must have eaten the whole lot in one go. He had to be escorted out of the next exam to go to the loo, never came back. Feel sorry for the teacher who had to accompany him. Read reviews of "sugar free gummy bears" on Amazon to get a more descriptive story
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
My son worked at a furniture store and was hauling furniture around all day. He needed his lunch. Every day someone would steal it. The sad thing is, there were less than 10 employees TOTAL, and only ever 4-5 on shift at a given time. So someone he worked with closely was stealing this kid's lunch. He stopped bringing it and would go 8 hours without eating. He's kind of forgotten about it, but I'm still pissed.
Karen Drucks 7 years ago
this happens with adults too....my Mom, a nurse used to bring goodies for her co-workers....suddenly those goodies started to disappear while her shift was being briefed....after asking them not to take, she baked a nice sheet cake...made withe 3 different kinds of Laxatives.....most of day shift nurses called in sick following day.....food never disaapeared again...........
Beverly Palmacci 7 years ago
Doesn't rabbit poop look like pellets? Guess if you're 6 you can't distinguish poop from raisins.
Annette Felix 7 years ago
This sort of thing happened with our milk in a nurses' residence when I was training many years ago. The victims laced their milk with Senokot or Frusemide (meds that cause younto poo or pee lots). Unfortunately they were discovered and warned that it would count as assault. To say nothing of the theft of the meds in the first place.
Pamula Furness 7 years ago
Aw, that's sad. I was hoping for some come-back
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#21
Cost-Efficiency Of Petty Revenge
Sable miner 7 years ago
Anyone who publicly denounces evil AT&T gets a thumb up from me! Sorry assed- NSA cohorts who are traitors!
Farnaz Khoshbakht 7 years ago
they did the same to me and I don't even have a car to use such a sticker ;) 2 thumbs up from me!
Load More Replies... Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
Wow... that guy did some calculations. And I have no clue why I tried to read it all and try and make sense out of it. Too bored, Guess I am..,
Not Your Average Potato 7 years ago
Lmao I read it and couldn't make a goddamn sense out of it
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Laura Gonzalez 7 years ago
This has been on the truck for a while too . I used to see this truck everyday for about two years. In Seattle
Lindy Mac 2 years ago
I say well done by the truck owner.... it may prevent someone in the future....like YOU...from getting ripped off by any company. If he had done nothing there would have been no consequences for AT&T.... and I am pretty sure they pay big bucks for PR. This will help level the playing field.
#22
If You Look Up The Word Moron In The Dictionary, You'll See Your Picture There
Vaughn Hyndman 7 years ago
Yes!! Haha ( coming from the youngest, I feel your victory and I cheered out loud haha)
#23
My Old Apartment Building
caleb 7 years ago
+Sarah this cant be fake, for me I could totally believe someone harassing a kid. This guy/girl is a legend in my books
Sandy Hale 7 years ago
Of course the new owner hired this woman as the building manager, he didn't want to deal with the trouble she'd cause as a tenant! (and I totally believe what she did was right)
#24
Tell Me I'm Lying About Having Cancer? Enjoy Getting Chemo Vomit On Your Shoes
KK 7 years ago
Sometimes handicaps are invisible. Don't be the d**k who assumes that all handicapped people are in a wheelchair.
Britt Zegveld 7 years ago
for him even tho there were still other seats available in the handicapped section. I was furious and still regeer not saying anything in that moment. I hate people who think they are the only one with a problem.
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PsychoPrincess 7 years ago
I'm 28 years old and have extreme scoliosis and an over curvature of the spine. I look normal but should be two inches taller and when I get told off for using the handicap seats sometimes I move but other times I will try to explain to them especially when it's bad weather and it's acting up that I can't walk nor can I move for them they'll just have to find somewhere else to sit.
ForkNBeans 7 years ago
I had the same. People don't understand how extremely painful and difficult it is to live with.
Load More Replies... Blue Cicada 7 years ago
I don't look sick? That's funny, because you don't look like a bitter, sour b***h.
ForkNBeans 7 years ago
Because it's common to accuse others of what they themselves do. ex: drumpf
Load More Replies... Orkris 7 years ago
I was sitting with a friend on a bus in a double seat, my friend were sitting net to the corridor. An old man got up and asked my friend if he can hand over his place? My friend asked why , does your leg made of wood ? The old guy lifted his trouser stich and replied: No, from polycarbonate, since World War II. We were embarassed in no time, and handed over the place. That was a life long experience..
Allana Rose 7 years ago
Often handicaps are not something you can see. People make this assumstion all the time like when u see some one park in a handicap spot and when they get out of their car, they look fine, but you can't know what their problem is. Or when you see some heavy people drive those little carts around stores. People say they ride those carts because they are fat and lazy. Often that simply isn't true. Maybe they got fat because of their illness and have to use the carts. I guess what I am trying to say is, Never assume what you think is obvious. Just please be kind to one another.
#25
F*ck It, I Like M&M's
#26
Best Reason Ever To Be Able To Shame My Dog. Hope To Repeat For Many Years!
Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
This should be on Top jeez. Best revenge ever. Go Doggo Go, I hope you live till the end of time. Ohh and That octopus is cute, ship me one too please :)
Pragya Fating 7 years ago
Well I know how ppl usually think it's nice to live a long nd ripe old age. Nd honestly I don't have a problem with that. But I would actually be happy if someone told me I hope u die at 35 in a nice quiet death, coz that's what I am hoping for.
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Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
That's a mean and petty thing to do to the vet. When I found my cat Taques, the vet said he wouldn't live at all (that he was so sick he'd probably die that very same day--and if I hadn't found him I'm sure he would have), and indirectly suggested that we put him to sleep. Well, Taques is three years old now and doing great! Just because the vet was pessimistic about his outcome doesn't mean I have to be petty with him. Or did the vet refuse to treat the dog in this post? Even though my vet thought Taques was a lost cause, he gave him all the fluids and medications needed, and got really happy when the kitten started getting stronger.
Bob 2.0 7 years ago
Yeah, this makes it seem like the vet maybe didn't treat the dog. It would make sense.
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Lauren Herrmann 7 years ago
I don't get how this is revenge? Like I'm glad a dog didn't die, but if it looks that bad do you want the vet to lie to you and say the dog is fine?
Niall Mac Iomera 7 years ago
You're a douchebag. The vet didn't give you that diagnosis to be mean; it's to prepare you for a worst case scenario.
Elizabeth Klomp 7 years ago
I fully agree, whatever the prognosis was wasn't the vets fault. I'd be worried about the fact that this person went so far out of their way as to stalk their veterinarian to their house.
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Judith White 7 years ago
Very happy your dog is alive and looking fabulous. Very sorry you blame the vet for giving you their honest opinion.
Josh Weaver 6 years ago
Glad the dog is alive but this post is c**p. Medicine is not an exact science and doing something petty like that to a vet is idiotic. Ahole dog owner.
Keira McNary 5 years ago
Yes, Power Doggo! This is my favorite so far. This pupper will live an eternity and take regular shits on the lawn of his vet each year on his birthday in revenge, along with a birthday note letting the vet know how old he turns. This is the best one!!!!
#27
Instant Revenge For The Horn Prank
PsychoPrincess 7 years ago
Sadly she probably was even though it was done under perfectly acceptable circumstances
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Sarah Figini 7 years ago
i love her. she prob got fired for that but i bet she never regretted it
Bob White 7 years ago
I wasn't sure either, but look at Chess Wizard's post above yours.
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Ryan-Michele Eagleton 7 years ago
I don't understand why so many people are such d***s to those in the service industry. It's hard, usually thankless work, and then on top of that, you get people just constantly taking out their day on you. Or trying to get youtube "famous" off your discomfort. Nothing will make you hate people more than working in food service or retail.
nightowldreamer 7 years ago
It's recorded from inside the car passenger side. So driver jerk was either recording himself being a jerk, or this is staged. Either way I don't want to reward him with up check.
Hayley Lightcap 7 years ago
He was most likely recording himself being a jerk with the plans to do this to several drive throughs and post it on YouTube
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#28
Brother Revenge
Sarah Figini 7 years ago
i love the users name...based on that i bet he found a lot of tissues under his bed too
#29
Park Like An Asshole? Enjoy The Car Wash
Valinka 7 years ago
Sorry for my english, it's not my native language. So here i am, heading to take the tram, busy hour, and of course the tram is crowded, but somehow i managed to get a seat. 2mn on the trip, and i offer my seat to this older lady that needs it more than me. Seeing me getting up, this jerk move forward, bump into people and take the seat just under the lady's face. I tell him that it's not correct, he basically tells me to "f***k off". After a few stops, he proceeds to exit the tram (which in Belgium are high for the oldest version-3 steps down to the ground), miss the step, and miserably fell on the ground. All the tram including myself and the lady lost it, and we had a great laugh for the rest of the journey. Instant karma you said?
Michelle Dodson 7 years ago
My brother's house had curbside parking as well. He parked in the driveway & his EX wife parked at the curb. There was a school just up the street & the 6th graders were going on a field trip. Their teacher didn't want to leave her car in the school lot as it was chained after hours, so she parked in front of my brothers house. She left plenty of space nearest the driveway for my SIL's car, but that didn't stop CRAZY A*S B***H from freaking the f**k out. She wanted that car TOWED! Right f*****g now! I explained to her that it was a public street and anyone had a right to park there, regardless of where they lived or were visiting. She called the police, who basically told her the same thing. She then called a TOWING company, who ALSO told her the same thing. She went out to the curb and tried to pysically move this lady's car. The cops showed up & gave her a ticket for attempted destruction of property. A neighbor was the teachers friend & called the cops on her. Sweet!
JillVille Child Care 7 years ago
We have a congested parking street already. A new family moves in with 3 vehicles. Same thing, they park two where three could fit, or they park their truck where 3 would fit and hold the space for when the daughter comes home. They've complained out loud that there isn't enough parking to those of us who have now lost parking due to their inconsiderate parking jobs. They also have a driveway and a double car garage - plenty of space for their 3 cars. So the other neighbours have all started parking even more obnoxiously to force this family to use their driveway and garage. It's so petty and ridiculous. Why we can't just share parking space is unreal.
John Baker 7 years ago
I've never understood why people who have a driveway insist on parking in the street.
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Marvel Ramli 7 years ago
Well, I was in similar situation too where my neighbor in front of my house had an a*****e tenant which was Chinese. When we caught her red handed by parking her car in the middle of our curb and we tried to ask her to move politely. Ignoring our calls by pretending not knowing English well, I had to swear in Chinese language and that was enough to get her attention and moved her car. It was good thing I learned Chinese especially the swearing word!
#30
Harass My Daughter On Minecraft? You Can't Hide From Me
Alberto 7 years ago
that is in no way enough, i would have gotten the police involved
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Nora H. 7 years ago
Kinda worrying that a kid at 11 years old behaves like that, I’m not sure his dad is such a hero at all, likely the kid learned this at home. Both the cussing and the sexual references actually indicate that something real sinister might be going on in the home. I doubt the punishment will make him more kind and considerate, I actually fear the opposite. But then, I completely understand this guy wants to protect his daughter at all costs, and I don’t have a better idea on how to do it. It’s just sad.
Azure Adams 7 years ago
With threats of sexual assault... should have gone to police as well with charges
Allana Rose 7 years ago
This one has to be the best of all revenge stories about online trolling. I hate it when people hide behind their screens thinking they can say anything terrible and horrible to anyone and get away with it. It shows just how chicken s**t they are in RL because in RL you just know they are really cowards and totally insecure bustards bullying others to make themselves feel bigger and badder.
#31
You Rude To Me, I Irritate You
Pragya Fating 7 years ago
Well I like it. Bt if it's take forever for the lift . U should take the stairs , it's good for the health.
Keira McNary 5 years ago
*gets into elevator with obnoxious b***h* "OH HI, MARGARET? HOW ARE YOU? MY DAY HAS BEEN GOING PRETTY GOOD, EXCEPT THERE'S THIS ONE A*****E WHO TOLD ME TO GET OUT OF HER ELEVATOR BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT TO BE IN IT WITH ME! WHAT A B***H, AMIRITE?"
#32
Cost Me 2 Working Days Of Pay And Tell Your Supervisor I'm A Liar, Ok Let's Play
Sara Bastos Oliveira 7 years ago
Something similar happened to me. My landlord bought a new washer to replace the old one in my apartment. The first time the delivery was supposed to take place, they told me it was a morning so I took the morning off and they were a no-show. Fast forward two months and still no washer, so I went to the shop and they told me they has tried to deliver it 4 times but nobody was there and that I had to pay a 100€ fine. After aqking to talk to a responsible, I found out that they had messes up the delivery adress. Still, it's easier to blame the custome than to admit that they could have made a mistake
Alberto 7 years ago
that is a way to keep you their paying client for at least another 18 months, and you didn't even realized, as a marketing consultant i try to teach this to all my clients, for ex if you run a hotel and you have any complaints from the weekend customers ( when the hotel is full) offer them a few week days at 50% ( when basically your hotel is empty ) this way you dont only get them to pay for more nights but they also purchase other extra things like drinks and food from the hotels restaurant, during the week when you would normally have most rooms empty, oh and as an extra you also get a great review, and free publicity + sometimes they learn they get 50% discounts if they complain about things and they teach their friends "THE TRICK"
Rachel Nelsen-Callahan 6 years ago
Yes!!!!!!!!!!! I dumped a dude who worked for cable who did s**t like that. Not worth the time of day
Long Joan Silver 7 years ago
Serves the two deadbeats right for lying, and not doing their job. Good on you for reporting them!
Allana Rose 7 years ago
Good for you! I hate dealing with customer service when they treat u like dirt! Whatever happened to , the customer is always right??
#33
Game Of Thrones Spoilers
Zaza Pheuteu 7 years ago
That guy just wants the attention; who'd be dumb enough to post his own story on a page like this considering it's not an advice page but rather a funny story one. ;)
Nightpytt 7 years ago
This is a repost of someone else's story; the sweet revenge in question is for the woman. This IS a funny story and I don't think you get the point..?
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Kevin Hand 7 years ago
He's probably hoping for a booty call. Sounds like a Douche.
Load More Replies... Lara B. 7 years ago
Well, he can't block her during the time he is blocked by her. You can't find a profile if someone blocks you. So if she just unblocks him to send spoilers and then block him again, there is nothing he can do about it :'D
Heidi Zimmermann 7 years ago
Some sites have block lists in which you can enter the name - whether the people blocked you or not.
Load More Replies... Alice Galipo 7 years ago
Here's a hint, you deserve it. You're lucky that's all she does. Asshat.
Z 7 years ago
Or accept that you deserve it for being a cheating douchebag? It's hard to feel much sympathy for you here.
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#34
Why You Short Me A Meatball?
Giovanni 7 years ago
I'm fascinated by what americans and italo-americans consider to be italian food
Blue Cicada 7 years ago
Probably happens the world over. What's presented as "authentic" food is not what the natives actually eat. Try an "American" restaurant in China or Japan. It's more like what some East Asians must think Americans eat.
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Pamela 7 years ago
I'm curious why he has to bring up race. I think saying your a man and she's a pretty woman is enough.
PsychoPrincess 7 years ago
The Italian people being being of the same area skin tone would be more likely to treat someone of their race (or simelar) better then someone not. If anything the owners of the shop or being more racist (or sexiest) by favouring her over him. I think they're calling out race more than a guy just plainly mentioning it.
Load More Replies... Lil' Cookie 6 years ago
to Ladies and Gentleman: it's not about the meatball it's about the waiters being kind of sexist- the girl would get free parmesan cheese and five meatballs while the guy was charged extra and only had four meatballs
Patricia Ross 7 years ago
America is only 200 years old. Like all children we have wild imaginations and make up stuff no one else has ever heard of. Our country is still in the fun phase.
#35
Neighbor Sued Me After Harassing My Dog For Months, Lost Horribly
Chris Sprucefield 7 years ago
Being a d**k flying drones, you deserve it. There is a lot of people who does it pefrefctly safe, responsibly and considerably, but they get their hobbies destroyed by people like this.
Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
Love that you got this jerk. I'd do anything for my pets too.
#36
Married People, Single Sex
caleb 7 years ago
Why would you get a porno with kids around at least tell them to go to the car
Courtney Christelle 5 years ago
I feel weird even thinking about sex with my son in the same room.
Load More Replies... Sardonic Scribe 7 years ago
(PART 2) I decided to play their game. Not entirely sure if they just thought I'd let it slide - but I 'aint that kind of chick. I pulled up their account and immediately left a HUGE warning on it (which popped up every time they rented a video). Then I decided to give them a ring. *ringing* (guy picks up) Me: "Hi, this is Rachelle from Blockbuster Video! I'm just calling because it would appear that you returned your copy of Ghostbusters with a piece of feces. First off, if you hated the movie that much, there are better ways to let us know. Secondly, your account is being suspended until you stop by and either clean the feces or pay for a new copy. Your actions have also been noted on your account. Do you have anything to say?" Him: (dead silence for a good minute then says sheepishly) "I'll pay the for a new copy." Me: "Thank you sir. Would you like us to keep your fecal matter copy for your further viewing pleasure?" He declined & I ended up with an interesting story.
Sardonic Scribe 7 years ago
I wish I could add to this thread... I've got one for those who read the comments: I was working at Blockbuster - probably around 1999, when VHS tapes were still the norm. Usually when working on weekends we always had minimally one person who would just constantly check the dropboxes, scan the movies back in and rewind the tapes if needed. This was my fate one lovely Saturday afternoon when I happened upon a newly returned copy of the classic "Ghostbusters". I scan the movie in & open it to ensure it's rewound. To my surprise there was a 2 inch brown object (very obviously) carefully placed in the centre of the tape. It looked like s**t. Like a freshly placed s**t. Thinking there was NO way someone would do this to an unsuspecting clerk, I go in slightly closer for a brief whiff. Yup. Definitely s**t. Some asshat had taken the time and effort to purposely put a chunk of turd on the tape. After a brief freakout, and telling all my co-workers what had happened, (PART 1)
Sardonic Scribe 7 years ago
@caleb - I worked at Rogers Video (Canada) for a coupe of years & we had a small side porn room. Not kidding you - I had minimally 2 customers a week who would try to go in the room WITH their kids! I had to explain every time why it wasn't appropriate for their children to be viewing the exceptionally graphic content on the cover of such loving titles as: " Huge F*****g Objects 3".
Keira McNary 5 years ago
The kids must be so scarred from that, imagine them telling their future children, "Oh yeah, did I ever tell you that story about how my dad bought a porno in front of me?"
India Perkins 7 years ago
I dont agree with this one. For me it would be doing your job to say good night to your customers and a nice thing to do. I dont understand why this guy is being horible about it.
#37
Stranger Snapped Her Fingers At Me After Asking For Directions
Keira McNary 5 years ago
imagine if she just kept walking through the trees for like an hour until she realized that there wasn't a College Hall there and she'd already missed her interview AHAHAHAHA
#38
Restaurant Owner's Instant Karma
Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
Firstly I thought that's a messed up English and use of Grammar in this paragraph, but in the second read I got hang of it what he has done.
Lydia Curio 7 years ago
For anyone confused, KK got it right. ''KK 1 hour ago I think the restaurant owner wrote it via the thief's phone. ''
Steve Hall 7 years ago
This IS the owner sending a text on the cheapskates phone...
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David Cobb 7 years ago
To Cookie "Can't understand his Engrish." Me think him Engrish much gooder than you Engrish. He writes at a middle school level, which is as good as most high school and far too many college students. Nothing is more disappointing than interviewing a prime prospect needed for a professional position, and realizing they don't know how to speak proper English, when it is their native language.
Tamra Smith 7 years ago
Some a******s are really lucky the owner didn’t already contact the police.
#39
Don't Get My Girlfriend To Ask Me For Free Tickets If You're Going To Ditch Her, You Pieces Of Sh*t
Pi... 7 years ago
This was such a cute story. It's got warm and fuzzy all over it... with a hint of Tabasco, but that's ok. ;)
Sarah Birrelle 7 years ago
Great story! And yes- equality is equality. If a guy is a d**k- let's say so. If a woman is a b***h- let's also say so! Feminism is not to let women off the hook for being s****y..
Lindy Mac 1 year ago
who ever told you the story .... read it on Bored Panda.
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Jack Feuerstein 7 years ago
I love the "Beat drop so sick it would make ebola seem like a cold".
#40
Duct Tape My Ankles? Where's My Marker
Kiki 7 years ago
Like a 8 year old has any control over their 12 year old sister?
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#41
It's Only Fair, Right?
Keira McNary 5 years ago
He probably just wanted money for beer or s**t and not for his "sick wife and son"
babecat2000 7 years ago
No the guy wanting more money for a slight change and arguing was the jerk.
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Don't Like The Phone I Give You? Sure, You Can Bring Our Own
Diandra “Mistress Didi” Blackthorn 7 years ago
Tactfully setting up the removal of a horrible creature from where one must work is not petty at all. Proof is necessary and this narrator did what was necessary to benefit the entire company.
Just Carmen 7 years ago
I was thinking the same thing and it would've been the icing on the cake! HAHAHAHA!
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#43
Shitty Server Demands A Better Tip
Vinniegret 7 years ago
How dare any server tell a customer how much to tip? It's the customer's prerogative to decide on the level of service and tip accordingly. Had the server kept his mouth shut he would have at least gotten something as a tip. Good work brown guy!
Elaine Sokolov 7 years ago
I've read it 4 times and JUST NOW realized that the narrator is gay XDDD I'm super slow on this stuff
Id row 6 years ago
Next time a server asks you if everything was good after giving them the bill, tell them. By you saying everything was good, you were telling the server that they were good, hence his (not appropriate) reaction. The server was ok in asking how everything was, but not ok in telling you how to tip. That is never ok to do. I would have gotten the manager if a server ever told me that, and I was a bartender in pubs and restaurants for 10 years.
#44
F**ker Left Me Stranded
Tanya Kysel'ova 7 years ago
for me, I wouldn't have that much patience to wait reporting the card lost
Spooky K. Snowflake 7 years ago
What did he do? What does it mean the bus pass "fills up with money?"
Kiki 7 years ago
A bus pass these days is a card similar to a prepaid debit card. You can add money to it to pay for rides instead of using cash. All you have to do is swipe the card in a terminal on the bus and you're good to go.
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#45
Asshole Parking
Sarah Figini 7 years ago
Come to Edmonton, Alberta, where if you drive a big obnoxious truck, you can park wherever you freaking like. Apparently.
Nikol Böhmová 7 years ago
This is not a big truck... This is small car with d**khead as a driver.
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Mishte Tine 7 years ago
This one looks pretty damning, but I suggest thinking twice if someone else is parked too close to the line of the space you want. This happened to me. I had an important appointment, and the only spot could find was one next to someone who had parked so close to my spot that I could barely get out. Later, returning to my car, there was a different car in the other space, parked normally - making me look like the parking space hog. Just a note of caution on this. Since then, I never get upset at poorly parked cars.
Glenn Mitchell 7 years ago
they drive a beautiful little red Nissan, I don't think a pathetic bit of chalk is going to kill that buzz.
#46
Kick A Ball At A Cyclist? Have Fun Finding It Back
mocochang 7 years ago
Might be a bit petty, but it will teach those kids to not purposely try to hit strangers.
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
I wouldn't say petty. Those kids could have caused him some serious injury.
Load More Replies... Allana Rose 7 years ago
Those kids were being very rude and mean to you. I see nothing wrong with teaching them a little lesson in Reaping what you Sow.
Bindi Adams 7 years ago
Could have been much worse, and knocked the bike out from under you (speaking from experience...my incident was actually malicious, he just connected when he meant to fake!). Like your scenario much better.
Diandra “Mistress Didi” Blackthorn 7 years ago
NOT petty. Throwing anything at a cyclist and/or moving vehicle is a potential injury-causing situation. This story is a "Robin Hood" type of lesson.
Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
Good for you. You did the right thing and the little asses deserved to lose their ball.
Elizabeth Klomp 7 years ago
I had someone do that to me when I was little and riding my bike only they threw a huge slurpee. I hope karma got them eventually.
Troy Currie 7 years ago
I was following a little ways behind another car through a neighborhood and we drove up to some kids throwing a ball across the road. Instead of holding onto the ball, they threw it in front of the car in front of me and the kid on the other side dropped it. He ran into the road to get it and made the car swervr and almost slam on brakes causing a lot of drama for the driver I imagine. I come up next and already have in my mind what to do if they throw it and the ball gets under my car. I will not not hit a kid but I will intentionally run it over the ball, then get out and take that ball to a neighbor and explain the situation. They threw it in front of me and the other kid dropped it again but grabbed it before it got into the road...lucky kids.
Nicky OldfieldDesciple 7 years ago
There was a lady on the TV here in England who fell off her bike after a ball hit her and she lost control of her bike and fell so badly into a ditch she broke her neck and is now permanently paralyzed and will never walk again nevermind cycle. He did the right thing. Cyclists are NOT target practice.
Keira McNary 5 years ago
"...and five dozen years have passed since then, and you can still see the soccer ball on the other side of the fence..."
#47
Take My Parking Spot? Our Whole Department Will Block You In
James Wiske 7 years ago
One of my college professors lived essentially on campus. It was a house, a private address, but he had a dorm on one side, a couple of frats in his back yard, normal neighbors on the other side, and then the main building and lawn across the street from him. If I wanted to ask him a question about an assignment, I literally could have walked down two flights of stairs, across the street to ring his bell (never did). Move in day is always swamped with cars and not enough spots, and he always had a sign up that said not to park in his driveway as it was private property. Well, someone always did, but as this was move-in day, and the midwest, they would leave their keys in the car, which he would then go and take, leaving a note to come apologize to him for trespassing. He was a super-sweet guy. I think this was his only outlet for pranks.
#48
Act Like A Jackass In My Store? I'll Let You Look Like One To Your Friends, Too
Hey It's Me 4 years ago
Yeah but that ‘male name’ could have also been the name of one of the brides 🤷
Keira McNary 5 years ago
Well, the time will come when he reads the card and realizes it has a picture of two women in wedding dresses kissing and says underneath it, "Only the Cutest Couple Ever!," and inside of the card he wrote, "Congratulations Tom and Jenny on your marriage!"
#49
Revenge After 8 Years
Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
Silliest revenge I ever read. May be he did the joke on her again!
Keira McNary 5 years ago
Mmm...the world tastes just a tad better when flavored with the sugary tang of sweet, sweet revenge....
Ria Hyams 7 years ago
This reminds me of something I did many years ago. A boy from my high school bullied me relentlessly from as 12 to 15, anyway I slimmed down and a few months after leaving high school I saw him on the bus and he asked me out (we were 16) I said yes and we “dated” for a couple of months, he fell in love and even asked me to marry him (WTF?) and one day I was meant to meet him, he still believed I’m into him and I stood him up, left home and never saw him again. He did track me down a few weeks later and I was with my boyfriend and he was gutted. Do I feel bad now over 20years later? No. I was in tears so much during those younger years I felt he deserved it. Funny enough he found me on FB not too long ago and he is STILL angry over it. I’m 40 this year FGS! Lol
#50
Microwave Hog
arjelio mas 7 years ago
Some people just need help learning how to be among humans.
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Keira McNary 5 years ago
Mmmm...even burnt food can taste sweet and fresh when dribbled with delicious revenge...
Dan Holman 7 years ago
Had the same thing one place I worked. She got mad when her food was removed. I'd had enough and yelled back at her and she never complained again.
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PsychoPrincess 7 years ago
My favorite one that happened recently. The guy on the bus that my friend was mocking "look how stupid he looks ha ha ha..." Then his leg started heating up and heating up worse at the point he was starting to burn pulling things out of his pocket including the extra battery from his vaporizer. then the guy that he was mocking for looking dumb let him know that he made a connection in his pocket between his keys and the poles and caused a circuit to happen heating up the battery and burning him. Needless to say he felt like a bit of an a*****e mocking that guy. He never knew he was the butt of a joke and i hope he learned that u cant judge people on appearance
Cassie 7 years ago
A lot of these are pretty funny and many are quite satisfying, but if you plan to imitate any of them, please understand that some of them are outright illegal and can get you into serious trouble. Make sure you consider just how worth it your revenge is before going through with it, please!
Tracy Rowe 7 years ago
I worked as a receptionist at a very famous television production company in the 90s. We were casting a role for a TV pilot and the casting director had called in a group of actors to audition. Most of them were very nice, but one, a tv actor who had been in a very popular show, was a total d**k to me. Talked down to me, threw his empty bottle of juice at me and told me to throw it out. Now, this guy was known, but not what you would call A level famous. He was a regular on the show he was previously on, but a member of the ensemble and not a star. After all the actors had finished their auditioned, the casting director called me and asked me how all the actors had treated me. I told her they were all great, except for a*****e guy. She thanked me. See, one of the secrets to getting a job in Hollywood is to be nice to the assistants and receptionists. Production companies don't want to work with difficult actors, because they are more trouble than they're worth.
Steve Hall 7 years ago
Years ago I was with an extremely beautiful woman. I'm no movie star & it often wasn't expected that we were together. GF had a very wacky dress sense that was not always admired. Think worst of 70s fashion. I worked as a pro photographer & was in my local photo store ordering supplies. My GF was in the car but got bored & came to find me. The door opens & nerdy counter-jockey (NCJ) looks up, his eyes go wide and jaw flops open. I look around to see my GF browsing, not looking at me. NCJ looks at me, nods towards GF, rolls his eyes, raises his eybrows and basically face-languages to me "check out the freak, but hey, I'd do her" I ignore this (but I'm laughing inside), keep listing my order but every few seconds he's checking out my GF and making leering expressions. Goes on for a few minutes until GF comes up and puts her arm around me & says "You almost done Babe?" NCJ stammers and shakes & barely manages to hand me the docket. I don't make it out before I crack up laughing.
Leah Spaulding 7 years ago
I wasn't there but a funny thing happened at the retail store I used to work at (thankfully it was my day off). I guess a couple teens snuck into the bathroom and left a huge mess (aftermath of sex everywhere, on the walls, the toilet, the floor). My co worker watched back on the camera to see who it was immediately after they left and spotted them at the Starbucks next door while she was on her lunch. They were sitting outside just sipping drinks. Well, she lectured them very loudly and told them she wasn't trained in cleaning biohazards and that they were disgusting. Turns out a cop had overheard the whole conversation, and asked my coworker if my work place was going to press charges. She whispered something to him and he agreed. She said no, but scare them please. So he insisted on driving them home to their parents for a talk.
James Wiske 7 years ago
Computer programmer & magician here. Magic club needed a website so I was asked to make one, & another member hopped on board to be the designer & then didn't produce anything for months (long after I had written a CMS from scratch to control the site), played drama queen, got upset when I put my own temporary design up so we would at least have a site with helpful info, wouldn't take suggestions, told me he was in charge, etc. I left the project. Club backed me. A year later, he interviews at the small website shop he didn't know I worked at until the group interview. All my questions, while generic, hinted at our past. I asked him how he got along taking suggestions from others, getting work in on time, etc. Of course, he replied he was great at it all, even though after several of his answers I asked in a very skeptical voice, "Really?" "Seriously?" He face reddened & he shot daggers at me with his eyes the whole time. Guess who didn't get a job working there.
Sara Seifert 7 years ago
I was in line at a local grocery store behind a, well I will say it, a great big black man. Unusual in my little part of the world. We were waiting in the ten-items-or-less line. This little tiny older woman, maybe 4 1/2 foot tall, cuts in front of us and puts her c**p on the feed belt and never looks up to apologize. The cashier runs her items and she pays and looks up at the gigantic black man and says "You know what it's like to run behind." And this gorgeous man leans down and says "Mama, I'm not even in the race."
PsychoPrincess 7 years ago
My favorite one that happened recently. The guy on the bus that my friend was mocking "look how stupid he looks ha ha ha..." Then his leg started heating up and heating up worse at the point he was starting to burn pulling things out of his pocket including the extra battery from his vaporizer. then the guy that he was mocking for looking dumb let him know that he made a connection in his pocket between his keys and the poles and caused a circuit to happen heating up the battery and burning him. Needless to say he felt like a bit of an a*****e mocking that guy. He never knew he was the butt of a joke and i hope he learned that u cant judge people on appearance
Cassie 7 years ago
A lot of these are pretty funny and many are quite satisfying, but if you plan to imitate any of them, please understand that some of them are outright illegal and can get you into serious trouble. Make sure you consider just how worth it your revenge is before going through with it, please!
Tracy Rowe 7 years ago
I worked as a receptionist at a very famous television production company in the 90s. We were casting a role for a TV pilot and the casting director had called in a group of actors to audition. Most of them were very nice, but one, a tv actor who had been in a very popular show, was a total d**k to me. Talked down to me, threw his empty bottle of juice at me and told me to throw it out. Now, this guy was known, but not what you would call A level famous. He was a regular on the show he was previously on, but a member of the ensemble and not a star. After all the actors had finished their auditioned, the casting director called me and asked me how all the actors had treated me. I told her they were all great, except for a*****e guy. She thanked me. See, one of the secrets to getting a job in Hollywood is to be nice to the assistants and receptionists. Production companies don't want to work with difficult actors, because they are more trouble than they're worth.
Steve Hall 7 years ago
Years ago I was with an extremely beautiful woman. I'm no movie star & it often wasn't expected that we were together. GF had a very wacky dress sense that was not always admired. Think worst of 70s fashion. I worked as a pro photographer & was in my local photo store ordering supplies. My GF was in the car but got bored & came to find me. The door opens & nerdy counter-jockey (NCJ) looks up, his eyes go wide and jaw flops open. I look around to see my GF browsing, not looking at me. NCJ looks at me, nods towards GF, rolls his eyes, raises his eybrows and basically face-languages to me "check out the freak, but hey, I'd do her" I ignore this (but I'm laughing inside), keep listing my order but every few seconds he's checking out my GF and making leering expressions. Goes on for a few minutes until GF comes up and puts her arm around me & says "You almost done Babe?" NCJ stammers and shakes & barely manages to hand me the docket. I don't make it out before I crack up laughing.
Leah Spaulding 7 years ago
I wasn't there but a funny thing happened at the retail store I used to work at (thankfully it was my day off). I guess a couple teens snuck into the bathroom and left a huge mess (aftermath of sex everywhere, on the walls, the toilet, the floor). My co worker watched back on the camera to see who it was immediately after they left and spotted them at the Starbucks next door while she was on her lunch. They were sitting outside just sipping drinks. Well, she lectured them very loudly and told them she wasn't trained in cleaning biohazards and that they were disgusting. Turns out a cop had overheard the whole conversation, and asked my coworker if my work place was going to press charges. She whispered something to him and he agreed. She said no, but scare them please. So he insisted on driving them home to their parents for a talk.
James Wiske 7 years ago
Computer programmer & magician here. Magic club needed a website so I was asked to make one, & another member hopped on board to be the designer & then didn't produce anything for months (long after I had written a CMS from scratch to control the site), played drama queen, got upset when I put my own temporary design up so we would at least have a site with helpful info, wouldn't take suggestions, told me he was in charge, etc. I left the project. Club backed me. A year later, he interviews at the small website shop he didn't know I worked at until the group interview. All my questions, while generic, hinted at our past. I asked him how he got along taking suggestions from others, getting work in on time, etc. Of course, he replied he was great at it all, even though after several of his answers I asked in a very skeptical voice, "Really?" "Seriously?" He face reddened & he shot daggers at me with his eyes the whole time. Guess who didn't get a job working there.
Sara Seifert 7 years ago
I was in line at a local grocery store behind a, well I will say it, a great big black man. Unusual in my little part of the world. We were waiting in the ten-items-or-less line. This little tiny older woman, maybe 4 1/2 foot tall, cuts in front of us and puts her c**p on the feed belt and never looks up to apologize. The cashier runs her items and she pays and looks up at the gigantic black man and says "You know what it's like to run behind." And this gorgeous man leans down and says "Mama, I'm not even in the race."
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