In a perfect world, you'd turn the other cheek to those who've hurt you and move on with life. But in a perfect world maybe they wouldn't have done it in the first place? Sometimes, people can't restrain themselves from getting back at somebody who has made their lives miserable. Bored Panda has compiled another list of revenge stories that will make you think twice before being an asshole to other people, and it's definitely as brutal as the first one.
Packed with the strangest, cleverest and funniest acts of vengeance, this series proves that what goes around comes around. From jerks destroying kids' snowmen to obnoxious creeps stalking women, it seems that these folks tried really hard to make enemies. And they've succeeded. Scroll down to check out what retaliation people are capable of when pushed to their limits and let us know in the comments if you think the perpetrators got an appropriate amount of justice.
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Badass Lady
Thief Tried To Steal My Car, Accidentally Filled It Up With Gas And Brought It Back To Me Instead
I google'd up the Jeep to see how it actually looks and it looks awesome. Glad you have that beauty and beast back in your garage.
Learn The Language
Served him right. I've had something similar happen to me when I was in another country purchasing something and at some point I asked the cashier to repeat what he has just said cause I didn't hear it the first time (I look like a foreign but I do speak some of the local language, I just didn't hear what he said) and he made a point of clearly rolling his eyes in front of me as spoke again in a way it sounded like he thought I was a stupid foreign who doesn't speak his language. It was so disrespectful and embarrassing I just said "never mind, I'll buy it at another store" in the local language and left.
I Out-Assholed The Asshole. Good Luck Getting In Your Car
Sometimes it's an unfair situation to judge, because some cars park in this way due to other assholes that parked badly on the other side
Oh Boy
Employer Screwed Me Over, I Screwed Him Back With Help From The FBI
Not only you too you revenge, but you also indirectly saved many people from whatever scams these guys were running.
Eat All My Food While I Fix Your Phone? Have Fun Explaining This One
Belligerent Woman Name Drops In The Wrong Country And Gets Put Off The Boat!
Black Friday Parking Brings Out The Worst In People
I Dont Talk To Men In The Restroom
I guess he couldn't Spare a Square (pls have someone know this quote...)
Trashy Tenants Moved Out Of Parents' Property In The Middle Of The Night. Few Months Later I Got Them On Social Media
Tear Open Our Driveway To Pour Concrete? Fine, You'll Probably Enjoy Having To Dig The Concrete Out Of The Ground. Twice
Excellent job! To Celina...either the owner of the supermarket or the construction foreman should have checked the property lines before any job was even started. This delay was totally on their shoulders, and yes I imagine they do have children, but you cannot blame this interruption in getting the job finished on the truck driver. Actually, this story should be much higher than #22!
Use My Razor, Congrats, You Now Have Hepatitis B
I had a similar situation with my lip balm. There was a girl on a camp that liked to test out other people's cosmetics. Sure, she asked, but I find my cosmetics personal, especially the lip stuff. I could lend a mascara or an eyeliner, but not the lips stuff. So I told her I have herpes (which I don't) and she would use the lip balm at her own risk. She never asked again for any of my cosmetics :)
Beware Of The Raisins
Cost-Efficiency Of Petty Revenge
Anyone who publicly denounces evil AT&T gets a thumb up from me! Sorry assed- NSA cohorts who are traitors!
If You Look Up The Word Moron In The Dictionary, You'll See Your Picture There
Tell Me I'm Lying About Having Cancer? Enjoy Getting Chemo Vomit On Your Shoes
F*ck It, I Like M&M's
Best Reason Ever To Be Able To Shame My Dog. Hope To Repeat For Many Years!
This should be on Top jeez. Best revenge ever. Go Doggo Go, I hope you live till the end of time. Ohh and That octopus is cute, ship me one too please :)
Instant Revenge For The Horn Prank
Cost Me 2 Working Days Of Pay And Tell Your Supervisor I'm A Liar, Ok Let's Play
Game Of Thrones Spoilers
That guy just wants the attention; who'd be dumb enough to post his own story on a page like this considering it's not an advice page but rather a funny story one. ;)
Stranger Snapped Her Fingers At Me After Asking For Directions
Restaurant Owner's Instant Karma
Firstly I thought that's a messed up English and use of Grammar in this paragraph, but in the second read I got hang of it what he has done.
Don't Get My Girlfriend To Ask Me For Free Tickets If You're Going To Ditch Her, You Pieces Of Sh*t
Duct Tape My Ankles? Where's My Marker
It's Only Fair, Right?
Don't Like The Phone I Give You? Sure, You Can Bring Our Own
Shitty Server Demands A Better Tip
Act Like A Jackass In My Store? I'll Let You Look Like One To Your Friends, Too
Revenge After 8 Years
Microwave Hog
Bored Panda is out for revenge this week. Lots of revenge stories.
My favorite one that happened recently. The guy on the bus that my friend was mocking "look how stupid he looks ha ha ha..." Then his leg started heating up and heating up worse at the point he was starting to burn pulling things out of his pocket including the extra battery from his vaporizer. then the guy that he was mocking for looking dumb let him know that he made a connection in his pocket between his keys and the poles and caused a circuit to happen heating up the battery and burning him. Needless to say he felt like a bit of an asshole mocking that guy. He never knew he was the butt of a joke and i hope he learned that u cant judge people on appearance
A lot of these are pretty funny and many are quite satisfying, but if you plan to imitate any of them, please understand that some of them are outright illegal and can get you into serious trouble. Make sure you consider just how worth it your revenge is before going through with it, please!
Bored Panda is out for revenge this week. Lots of revenge stories.
My favorite one that happened recently. The guy on the bus that my friend was mocking "look how stupid he looks ha ha ha..." Then his leg started heating up and heating up worse at the point he was starting to burn pulling things out of his pocket including the extra battery from his vaporizer. then the guy that he was mocking for looking dumb let him know that he made a connection in his pocket between his keys and the poles and caused a circuit to happen heating up the battery and burning him. Needless to say he felt like a bit of an asshole mocking that guy. He never knew he was the butt of a joke and i hope he learned that u cant judge people on appearance
A lot of these are pretty funny and many are quite satisfying, but if you plan to imitate any of them, please understand that some of them are outright illegal and can get you into serious trouble. Make sure you consider just how worth it your revenge is before going through with it, please!