35 People Call Out The Stupidest Things They’ve Ever Heard People Brag About

Good luck with those measles btw

I’d rather be a live sheep than a dead jackass.

As an actual researcher, I bet they don't know how to hold a pipette the right way around, yet alone what research is.

People who are into 'alternative thinking' like alternative medicine and anti-vaxx, often think they are more critical than the rest of society, but a lot of them aren't. They just make a different choice in which sources to blindly believe. If you're instantly suspicious of anything regular science says and automatically tend to believe any criticism of regular medicine, you're not being critical at all, you are doing the same uncritical thinking as you think 'sheeple' do, the only difference is which people you are blindly following.

Because their 15 minutes of reading google intros is more informed than literally thousands of research hours of thousands of doctors, right?

It infuriates me to no end that these people haven’t died and that by not taking precautions they have the illnesses of others, vulnerable people on their hands.

I do my own research, but then, I'm a medical librarian.

How's that polio working out for ya?

The world doesn't need to forget that Natural Selection still affects humans. Homosapiens are potentially evolving in 8 billion different directions. Protection from diseases is a new invention. Let the evolutionary failures remove themselves from the gene pool.

So...by trying to avoid what he's "against", he ends up doing exactly that

They don't follow the vaccination sheep, they follow the stupid sheep.

I don't mean to hate on anyone except for the people that use this as an actual response to anything. As I know, most of these people that say this "don't follow the sheep" are religious. I am an atheist, but my family is religious and I know some stuff about christianity. And knowing so, isn't the whole thing about christianity that jesus is kind of a sheperd for the people or smth? I don't remeber much, but I 've been wondering for a while why these people say this

Actually the covid vaccine is proven to be exactly what "conspiracy theorists " warned about....it's interesting to see how those who absolutely trust their government and CDC and beloved Bill Gates find out that us who tried to warn yall remain ignorant until us "conspiracy theorists " are proven right by the CDC AND doctors after doin extensive research

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I think that people should be able to not vaccinate if they don't want to, ... However in times like with Covid and not having immunizations for new illnesses.. these people need to stay home and away from society unless they are willing to wear n95 masks in public.

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good luck with all your health and heart issues from the covid shot and boosters. You can all probably cook popcorn just by touching it. Im not an antivaxxer but I am an Anti covid vaxxer.

If you haven't changed a diaper, you're not a Dad. You're a divorce waiting to happen.

Oh, sorry. I misheard. i thought you said "L for" . . .Loser.

Sadly most folks I know can't afford to miss the work! It isn't something to brag about tho

There’s too many deaths that happen because of breaking traffic rules, and plus it’s not cool

End hustle culture.

I'm amazing in bed! I can sleep for days!

So you've met the minimum, good for you

Hunting to control population (and to eat the animals!) is fine by me. But hunting an elephant or a tiger for "sport"... no. they are almost extinct..

Meanwhile, the non-designer clothes often end up being more comfortable and last longer.

"I'm not a reader." You know, there are classes for adults that never learned, let's get you signed up! "Wait"

Or nationality. You have precisely 0 influence over who is ruling the piece of land you get born onto.

I only complain about how little sleep I get

And amazingly all of your friends are the same kind of different.

"Influencer" being arrested: - You don't know who I am? I have 100,000 instagram followers - Well, be sure to tell your fellow inmates. They will be happy to learn it.

Some highly intelligent people are also very insecure. ADD, bad home life, bullied. They talk up the only good thing in their lives

Go girl!

Hmm high paying job in a family business doesn't preclude someone working hard to earn it. Sure they have a leg up, but there are plenty of people who studied hard and then worked their way up just like anyone else.

people who smoke weed making it their whole personality like nobody cares dude

Ah yes, the good old "But Steve Jobs / Bill Gates dropped out of college and became super rich and successful." This is true, but consider the numbers - there are 7 billion people on this planet, but only ONE Steve Jobs / Bill Gates. The odds of you becoming the next one are very, very, very low.

I wish they'd normalise having a midday nap at work. One of the people I worked with had a doctor's note about taking a nap during work due to some condition. He used to work the morning have a quick lunch then take a nap and be refreshed for the afternoon. Was so jealous.

At the same time, in popular culture such as movies and series, it is accepted to make jokes about vegans and their "tasteless" food and thus spread a negative image through "humor". I've never force-fed my ideology, but someone always has to criticize my choices and brag about being a class A carnivore. Just thank you Jeff for telling me how you love steak and hate salad eaters. And now I wanted to eat my "pathetic" office lunch in peace.

Usually a way to conceal how much they get "triggered" by everything.

BMW stands for Break My Wallet

The only one who can do this and gets away is Al Bundy. He scored 4 Touchdowns in 1 game. Since that he is known as Polk High Football Wonderstar Al Bundy.

And are convinced they won't ever need it anyway

*dusts off the old VW necklace*

you aren't actually. communities are supposed to help people raise kids... like, the nuclear family is bs and put so much work on two people when historically children are raised by way more people than that... that's kind of humanity's whole survival strategy is community....

it's f#cking weird that people call it this. 'body count' did you murder them? if so why are you proud of this? why are you synonymising something as nice as sex with murder??? it's just a bad vibe all around.

The three subjects you aren't supposed to discuss in polite company are: politics, religion and money. One of my pet hates is listening to someone go on about how much they made this month, quarter, year, as if that somehow makes them better than you if you aren't as rich.

Hey, don't like this about my precious little Kaeeleigh!

I am proud to announce that I am a Lemon and Herb guy on the Nando's scale.

About what?

I just spent £2.50 on snacks. Still, I have 26p left! Wooo hooooooo!

Like my 6th toe?

I was once told off for not having liked Muse as long as a colleauge, apparently she was a better/stronger fan because she was older than me and therefore claimed to have liked them much longer, making my liking their music insignificant and annoying. I've got a news for you... they have millions of fans and you are just a speck or a blip in the universe. 😅

This is probably how your mother justifies to herself that she accepted being mistreated and abused by her husband for so many years; at least she was the better person, and kept her morals. I wouldn't get annoyed with this, I'd feel very sorry for her. Buy your mum some flowers and take her out for a meal. Fix somehing around the house. Be kind to her. She has to live with what she allowed herself to be put through. At least she inadvertently taught you how it should NOT be.

at a previous job i worked in a call centre and a lady i spoke to that called one day brought up the fact that she was a lawyer like every few minutes

I must admit, I fall into that category. I've never watched an episode of 'Kardashians' and I never will. Stupid? perhaps, but I don't want to waste my time with it.

In college I learned to become friends with the rich kids. Got to go on some amazing holidays.

Here in the Slavic part of the Europe, beer isn't really considered "booze". People would usually brag about how many vodkas they drank ;)

I can at least understand that. They love their grandchild and are proud of them :)

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