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For most of us, the 99 percenters, the lives of the rich are a complete and utter mystery. After all, these enviably wealthy individuals are worlds away from the lives we lead. They own multiple homes. They have garages full of fancy cars. Basically, they own the best of everything. While it’s already mind-boggling to imagine the scale of such wealth, the insanely super-rich take status symbols to a whole other level.

If you ever wondered what kind of ridiculous items they waste their fortunes on, then the 'Stupid Stuff Rich People Buy' Twitter account is the place to be. This relatively new social media project scours the web for the wildest, weirdest, and just plain dumb things (lots of) money can buy.

Below, we've wrapped up a collection of some of the most ludicrous items shared by the page. So sit back, buckle up, and get ready for a wild ride where guinea pig armors, diamond-encrusted toenail clippers, and $3,200,000 collars that make dogs look more glamorous than the rest of the population are only the start of the entertainment that follows. Keep reading to also find our interview with the creator of the account, Dane. Then be sure to upvote your favorite pictures, and let us know what you think about them in the comments!

Psst! When you're done with this list, check out Bored Panda’s previous post about crazy things rich people spend their money on.

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Nadia Montera
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want one.... no ... I want two (never adopt only one guinea pig) ^^

XenoMurph
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It may look uncomfortable, but he'll be glad he wore it during the next battle.

Deborah B
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not stupid. Is there anyone who, if they became a billionaire, would *not* be tempted by the idea of guinea pig armor? Even if you didn't have guinea pigs, you could display it on a stand in a glass case as a work of art. In fact, I now want to see guinea pig samurai armor, because that would also be epic.

LittleWombat
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I 100% agree with you, Deborah! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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guyx23
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is zero chance this costs $24300

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree. However, someone was crazy enough to bid on it for $24,300.00 and win it. It was for a rescue charity though. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/guinea-pig-armor-sold_n_3503668/amp

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Tiggy Darling
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's no way I would send my guinea pig into battle unprepared.

Falcon on Dizzy
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need 50k, 2 guinea pigs, and a ticket to Switzerland

Sue User
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that someone purposely designed armor *for a guinea pig * blows my mind.

Cheryl Ramsay
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like he's trying to imitate an armadillo!

dinoz71
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or... He's trying to intimidate an armadillo....🤔

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Stealthzilla
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This doesn’t fit the title, it’s not stupid at all

SobyKay
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What.....I am a frugal, sensible person. I dont have a guinea pig. But something deep inside of me is screaming I need this.

Kim Shannon
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, we'll see who's laughing when the Guinea Pig wars start

Barong
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are going to send one of these rodents into battle against the Rabbit of Caerbannog, it best be well equipped. Sadly many men have not faired well despite armor and weaponry. Never send a man to do Guinea pig’s job.

Sergio Bicerra
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guinea Pigs and Hamsters haven't got into a warnin decades, so yeah, may be a ceremonial thing.

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aka Belly Button
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only is this a stupid purchase, putting your guinea pig in clothes isn’t comfortable for them and scares them.

Gogubaci
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I should start making guinea pig armor

whalien
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know someone who would totally buy this. She has an IG for her guinea pigs it's kinda scary

Moxitron Jazz
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

whats the guinea pig gonna battle? wilted lettuce?

Lizard Queen
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This... is not redicioulus.... This... is a naccesaty

DennyS (denzoren)
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd buy it and the guinea pig if I were that rich.

Oscar
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

general guiness getting ready for war

SkekVi
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is something made by hand and a work of art. the disrespect in saying this is stupid. the owner of the cavy probably made that out of love.

Chris Kahana
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

XD I want to make one of these for my Guins (I make chain/scale armor and stuff as a hobby) and when I was researching this armor, I found out that it was auctioned off for a guinea pig rescue charity and that's why the price tag is so big.

Diana Pahule
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't mind the armor so much, but that seems a little too pricey.

Patricia
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So cute! Sir Porcine of Guinea.

Zanshin
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is joke, and a good one. Clearly CGI.

Rylosalex
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this real? Its so cute!!!

kath morgan
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But this item is essential and not frivolous at all!

theoneandonlynoira
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG imagine little gladiator fights with this armour on lol

Vae
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will take 2-10. Worth debt to have a Guinea body guard...

HTFenthusiast
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd buy it if it wasn't so damn expensive

Trash (she/her)
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, no, this is absolutely necessary.

Alger G. Nava
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So THIS is why I work all day, all week, all month, all year!

Deb Shaffer
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously though, my little bada** Wilbur would have rocked this.

JoJo Anisko
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Adorable... but horrendously overpriced.

Tyler
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this might actually be a thing, yesterday I played D&D for the first time and there are some pre-made characters that ride "miniature giant space hamsters" into battle

T.Milly
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My piggies were not impressed. Oh well. Couch change lol!

Sergio Bicerra
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Proof guinea pigs are preparing to take over us. South Park was right.

Jordi Sharpe
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You kidding? Binkies and Lord Snuffles need armor for the joust this Sunday.

Allison B
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean it makes for a cute quick photoshoot, but that much money? No. No thank you. I'd rather spend that amount on a epic pc build with accessories and a bunch of games.

Adur Bdur
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I highly doubt this is the real price of material plus working hours.

ThatG
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s showing that price because it was originally put up for auction on eBay where the proceeds were going to go to a Guinea pig rescue center. That was the highest bid. But that person later pulled out of the deal.

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Rosy Maple Moth
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3 years ago

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That’s animal abuse and people who make their guinea pigs wear this belong in prison!

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    We reached out to the creator of 'Stupid Stuff Rich People Buy', Dane, to hear a bit more about the journey of the page and what it has been like seeing it grow. "My inspiration for the account came from seeing some of the crazy luxury items that are out there and really thinking about those costs," he told Bored Panda.

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    "$216 for a brick that has the Supreme logo? A million dollars for a toenail clipper with a bunch of diamonds on it?" Dane asked. "It's insane for me to even conceptualize these things. I realized other people may also enjoy/hate seeing the insane things that the ultra-wealthy spend their money on."

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    oktopus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proof that money cannot buy taste.

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    Sarah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really maddens me; The lower classes are told 'Don't do this, don't do that, use paper straws...'. Then, there's dickheads like Kylie who cause so much harm in so little time, more harm than the lower classes could ever cause in years. Disgusting.

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    PickleRick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never met a doggo I don't love but jezz.

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    Although the social media project started only in July 2022, it has been steadily growing ever since. At the time of writing, the 'Stupid Stuff Rich People Buy' has amassed over 10k followers eagerly waiting for new and completely absurd artifacts to grace their feeds.

    "My community is sort of all over the place," Dane added. "A running joke among my followers is commenting 'chump change for a guy like me' under my posts. One of my friends started it, but it has since picked up, and a lot of the people who follow me say it now. It's especially funny when it's posted under some of the massively expensive items."

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    Natalie Cilla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is horrible. Due to differences in size and gestation periods, cats that are used for hybrid breeding often suffer from health problems or die as a result of it. Please stop playing god by breeding animals for “aesthetic” value or supporting this by buying them…

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    When asked whether Dane faces any difficulties with managing the account, he explained that the biggest challenge is when he happens to be wrong. "I'm not perfect, and sometimes if I don't know the intricacies of a certain community, I price things wrong."

    "Recently I posted an in-game cosmetic for the game Counter-Strike and got called out by a massive Counter-Strike creator when I posted the wrong price for something."

    "I had a lot of Counter-Strike fans in my mentions that were mad at me," he continued, "I made amends with them and posted a couple (accurately priced) items from the game, including a digital knife skin that's worth over 1.5 million USD."

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    Gourdeous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll need to sell my house, but sign me up for this one

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    We were also curious to know what makes Dane decide whether an image is worth sharing or not. "There are two big factors that go into deciding what to post — cost and utility. I've posted things that are relatively cheap in the grand scheme of things, $50 or so, but those things are often utterly useless or typically worth a dollar or less," the creator told us. "For example, a $55 single coffee pod or an $85 rock partially wrapped in leather."

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    "Otherwise, I just tend to post things that the average person would never even dream of buying like a $12,000 bathtub for small dogs. At the end of the day, I just ask myself the question: would a reasonable person making a normal amount of money even consider buying this?" Well, all it takes is a brief scroll through the feed to prove that most of us definitely wouldn't.

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    KM
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I would totally buy that if it was 20$, but I generally love the SMEG appliances aesthetically. Definitely not paying for one)

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    PickleRick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically you can take any product, put a designers stamp on it and sell it to an idiot.

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    Of course, there's nothing wrong with being rich per se, as accumulating wealth is something many people strive for. But these objects designed for the crazy super-rich almost beg to be judged by the broader society.

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    Why do they drop major coins on these puzzling objects when there are heaps of cheaper alternatives that serve the same function? This question is bound to pop into your mind when you find it difficult to imagine their seemingly limitless wealth. Because for the ultra-rich, money is power, and wasting them on weird items is their idea of taking status symbols to a whole different level. A stupid one, but another level nevertheless.

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    Yoga Kitty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine how much help you could provide giving that amount of money to some local shelters instead - I know, people can do with their own money whatever they like, however, I still hope that common sense isn't going completely extinct any time soon...

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    PickleRick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we'd know who the dumbbell are based on who purchased them.

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    It’s safe to say that when it comes to the draw of the page in question, the ridiculousness of it all is definitely part of the appeal. And clearly, devoted fans love witnessing and poking fun at how rich people flaunt their wealth through wasteful spending. No matter how non-materialistic we may be, it’s entertaining to witness these eyesores featured on the account.

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    Dane believes people enjoy seeing his content for a few different reasons. "One of them is to see how 'the other half' lives. So much of the stuff I've posted I've never even thought of before. Why would someone even think to make a designer brand paper clip? Why would you make a yacht out of platinum?"

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    Vicko Fidelis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine buying this but your handwrite still looks like from kindergarteen

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    "Other stuff is just plain stupid. Today I posted a ripped-up hoodie that has the Balenciaga logo on it, so it sells for over $1,000! That's dumb! That is objectively a waste of money, and I can't see it any other way. I think we all like to get together and laugh at the people that would consider buying things like that."

    Another driver, according to Dane, is that people love to hate what he posts. "Every day I see people that don't have enough money for their basic needs, yet these people are paying more than a year's worth of my salary on a Gucci Bicycle. It's infuriating in a way that makes me want to see more."

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    Gionanna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess there may be a gold one as well, to knit the gold shirt above LOL

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    This isn’t the first page Dane has grown on Twitter. He’s also the creator of 'Make Up A Guy', but it has been really rewarding and encouraging for him to see that he's able to grow a different kind of account as well. "My advice is that if you want to be successful in social media, just give it a try! Develop a cohesive identity, and don't be afraid to ask people to share your content. If you spend too much time on Twitter like me, you may as well make something useful out of it."

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    We'd love to hear your opinions about the account and how rich people carelessly flaunt their money down below. Which item was the most mind-boggling one? Would you ever consider buying something like that yourself? Feel free to share your thoughts with us in the comments!

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    Francisco Scaramanga
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably the stupidest of all the quirks. Not only is it absurdly expensive, it is also damn unnecessary. That and a swimsuit that you can't swim in.

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    Francisco Scaramanga
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll never understand why people buy gear from companies that specialize in fashion. Tommy Hilfiger watches, or Versace watches, a bike from Gucci ...

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So let me get this straight. It costs $68,500, it’s made of CRYSTAL so basically leaded GLASS, its trim is made from gold which is a SOFT metal—-and you’re going to whack the f**k out of it with a cricket bat? It’s going to take a shitload of these to finish one game, and woe be it for the cricketers if they fall down on all that broken glass. (/s, ffs, I know it’s just for display.)

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    The Idaho Potato
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those who buy $3.2M pianos for no other reason than they're rich and looking to impress others will earn my respect once they play Godowsky's Passacaglia on it. (For those who look up Passacaglia, listen to Sirrala's interpretation of it. 7:39 and 11:45 are the best parts in my opinion).

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    oktopus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were kind of quite rich and into art, that's something within the bounds of potential consideration, unlike most of the overpriced bling in this list.

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    ADHORTATOR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking price is not the price it's sold

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    General Anaesthesia
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can have mine for half that price. Remember, you only own the Non Fungible Token (NFT), a number of bytes on a server, not the art or its copyright. Here's mine: NFTs-632c0...ae65d6.jpg NFTs-632c09dae65d6.jpg

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    Adam Jeff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no-one seems to have ever actually seen it, leading me to believe that it's made up as part of some massive fraud.

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    Nobody
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would not say no if someone wanted to gift them to me

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    loty moty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is neither funny, weird nor ridiculous. It costs that much because it's a lab grown prototype of hopefully much cheaper and eco-friendly technology. It's the same thing as car companies spending $3 million to build a prototype for a $30k car. I really want to see lab grown burger patties in my supermarket that no animal had to die for.

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