30 Hilarious Memes And Posts Shared By The “Stuff Tiny Humans Say” Instagram Page

A yes, a Jedi mind trick

I believed my mom was a witch when I couldn't find something after searching my room for hours, and my mom would find it in the first 5 seconds! She definitely used the summoning charm!

I want to know with what materials this actually works. Whenever I've tried to do it it doesn't mix and just becomes a mess.

ROTFLMAO

Tiny sir, you have no idea

Well, I hope you grow up to be a good person too.

I wanted to be a nice guy too... but then I had to become an adult, and it ruined everything 😥

Be a good person.

If only...

Thank you!

Trying to survive & thrive. Tiny humans are tough.

For some reason my brain chose to read that 'am I pregnant enough'? That was interesting.

I actually started crying.

😭😭 🥰🥰

Maybe I should make my self more clear...give me a double bourbon on the rocks

The trick is to tickle the toddler. They fold and you can quickly clip them in. Trust me. Nanny for over 25 yrs

Kid: What'll it be dad? Me: Something strong. *grabs the milk* M: Stronger. K: I got you. *grabs the chocolate milk*

Strongest being in the universe

Perhaps the recalcitrant toddler was full of bourbon.

looking forward to the day when school will recharge Your batteries

Four is too young to start school. When I was a kid, you did kindergarten, which wasn't mandatory then, at five and started first grade at six.

Same. School is a death trap for me because I have social anxiety. And now one of my teachers is being extra hard on us to pay attention but my ADHD makes it hard for me

Wait until you're an adult and have a dead-end job. Then talk about drained batteries.

By all means ... Big emotions and dance are a perfect combination!!

Sometimes all you got to do is dance.

dance the night away

Put your hands in the air and dance like no one is watching, kid!

DANCE BABY!!!

Well obviously, babies come from space! Now, tacos... that's a real mystery.

I vote daily tacos!! 🌮

Depending on how they are prepared, I have heard and seen worse diets. Mind you, the point was to eat tacos daily, not limit yourself to ONLY eating them, just including them.

Well, why couldn't you eat tacos every day?

Just let her eat tacos everyday?

Sounds like my dog

Haha my niece's farts are the worst... and she goes out of her way to fart directly on or at me 💩

I was at a party, and a cute 6 or 7 year-old looked at me and said "I really need to fart." I said "go in the bathroom and fart there." He looked at me and then tore out of the room. I like to think that I did a good deed that day.

I wish my kids would...they would rather fart in my room and lol when I ask why it smells like eggs and McDonald's fries.

god i wish my doberman would do that

This should get more points it speaks the truth🥹