67 Funny Student Jokes That Pretty Much Sum Up Student Life

Well, the student understood the assignment, just not the subject matter. Good on the Professor!

I wish my teachers were like this.

AITA? My probation officer asks how are you? I said Its hot, but I got a fan and Im laying on my back with my legs in the air to cool my balls down. How is that inapropriate?

Been there, done that. So embarrassing!!!

This was my phone (on vibrate) during my AP test. Group chat was blowing up with a meme war. Quiet enough so the teacher couldn't hear, but loud enough so everyone else could.

Lol

Why do i love this.

Reminds of the time I had a student worker male file labels. he labeled the “brain injury” file “bra in injury.” Made me smile everytime

IT’S LIKE ARTHUR please tell me someone knows what I’m taking about

“Virgin”

anyone else have to look up what a chinchilla looks like?

Awesome dude 👏

Everyone's just not right!

I get so much anxiety when I'm taking an exam and the teacher's just peering over my shoulder. Watching. My. EVERY. Move

and then I have to wait till my teacher goes, just in case I she judges me

bro has a scheduled time to cry

That's actually very healthy of him

Priorities?

they need this for every school.

Relatable

Well sometimes the other questions give you hints

Nah it's to give your standards of an appropriate answer time to go down

most of my teachers are a 400 lvl. my school is an 800 lvl. we get to use phones in (most) of our classes, we get pretty good field trips, and we also go to cabins in the spring and fall. And we get to play 'educational' games for class. But my school has one 80 lvl teacher. No phones, no laughing, a lot of exams, no talking, no computers, no messing around. And then there were my 7th grade teachers. Bad memories. And then there was elementary school. good memories.

My degree course, all subjects, except two electives, had 90% attendance, meaning you could only miss two lectures and one tute or you failed!

Or, in my schools case, how many chairs you could pick up

I was known in grade 3 for getting a heart operation:) Lasted for 2 days but still:)

Our social structure (at least for the girls) was based on how much that one cute boy liked you.

Haha if it was that I would be a peasant

that is still me. It somehow makes the essay better, but the amount of grammar mistakes, is horrible.

Three hours, boiiiiii! I leave one hour per thousand words and bullsh*t my way through it. Just graduated! (Sort of. Convocation is next month, but I've finished everything and gotten all of my marks back)

Yea... I had to write a geography report on a Dharavi feild trip and I finished the 1800 word thing 4 days be4 it was due... we had 4 weeks to do it... I got full tho.

Same. I once got so stressed for an exam that I didn’t study and then on the day of the exam I had a nervous breakdown and cried the whole exam. I somehow managed to pass so I guess it wasn’t a total failure

Yea, I had a math exam yesterday and I just gave up at algebra so i just cleaned my room and made it look nice so that I would be motivated to study cos my room was clean.. uk?

This is too relatable

and the teacher gets the lesson of the student.

There are two possible outcomes: He's nice and gives like no work or he stresses and gives too much...

I used them to draw scars on my hands for no reason

and getting your pen licence too

I'm 50 and back to pencils. PS - They are cheaper PSS - I started drawing

I was the third person to get my pen licence in grade 4!

Anxiety: Allow me to introduce myself

in my English class in 6th or 7th grade, it was always dead silent. we kept out metal water bottles on our desks. over the course of the year, everyone had the experience of their water bottle clanging to the ground, echoing around the room for an eternity. it was always such a nerve-wracking, embarrassing experience.

me ignoring that my pencil fell, and I pretend to know what I'm doing