Since the times of AOL and Myspace, social media platforms have taken a huge leap into the future, and now it isn’t only for listing your top 5 friends but also for, you know, liking pictures, RSVPing to events, and mindlessly scrolling into the abyss of make-believe. And what do we do with things that, unbeknownst to us, have uncontrollably become a vital part of our lives? Well, make fun of them! Thus, here we are with our list dedicated to social media jokes!
If those first couple of sentences made you believe the funny jokes below will be on the darker side, we apologize, for they are nothing of the sort. These silly jokes draw their value of entertainment mainly by harnessing the power of cute puns. And everything turned into an adorable pun soon loses its power of controlling our lives, and that’s what we like to hear! So, from making fun of the very names of the platforms to our slight addiction to them, these social media jokes will leave no stones unturned in disarming this collective guilty pleasure of ours.
So, wouldn’t you rather check out the Instagram, TikTok, and Facebook jokes themselves instead of continuing to read this intro text? We know the answer, but before you run off, keep in mind that we’d love to know your opinion about these hilarious jokes. How can you express it? Why, by voting for the best jokes, of course! And once that’s all done, share this article with your e-friends and real ones, too.
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You know you're desperate for an answer when you look at the second page on Google.
People say Facebook knows more about us than we do. Facebook still thinks I have friends.
What's the difference between a social media influencer and a bench?
One can support a family.
My ex updated her status on Facebook to standing on the edge of a cliff. So I poked her.
Golden rule of social media, “Tweet others the way you want to be tweeted.”
If Thanos used social media, what platform would he use?
Snapchat.
"You know it's time for bed when you've run out of social media feeds and are scrolling through Venmo."
"Accidentally connected my Fitbit account to Facebook and now everyone knows I only walked 13 steps yesterday."
One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge. It'll be called YouTwitFace.
Instagram and Chrome are going shopping:
Instagram: "Aren’t you going to buy anything?"
Chrome: "Nah, I’m a browser."
Facebook is now hiring! No need to apply, we already have all of your details.
And even though they have all your details they're going to have you write a cover letter, then write all the same information in a full resume, and then if you get an interview they'll ask you all the same information again because they never read it the first two goddamn times
Three social media news article writers walk into a bar. You won't believe what happens next.
My boss fired me for being on Twitter at work. I don't think he understands how a social media manager works...
"I accidentally posted Happy B*ttday instead of Happy Birthday on a Facebook friend's wall. Nope, not going to fix that."
"Accidentally changed my Facebook status to 'Single' and my mother-in-law posted, "WOOHOO!""
i thought about changing my status to "in a relationship" and seeing how long it takes my mom to notice.
What’s the opposite of social media?
Social life.
How to get canceled on twitter?
Be right.
"Going through old Instagram posts trying not to accidentally like something is Operation for adults."
Why does Voldemort prefer Instagram over Facebook?
Cause he has only followers and no friends.
If it wasn't for my wife, I'd probably be writing depressive Facebook messages all day. But she changed my password.
"I was Facebook stalking someone and accidentally tagged them as myself. *deletes the internet*"
Haha! My friend told me they once got into their crushes social media and did just this. She about died as she was freaking out cause it had posted! We got it down and we never did anything like that again. 😀
Me: "I should do a three-day social media detox."
Also me: "I should ask Twitter what they think of that idea."
My sister with Bored panda. Gosh she is addicted to this and I can sort of see why.. Also her Reddit.
Instagram causes depression in teenage girls... Just like everything else.
Hmmm... would my sister (*DisplayName*=idk) be mad if I told yall she has a Instagram for her dog? It makes me happy😊 [pleases cheeses dont tell my sister i am in her Bored panda. And any other comment on this page is me not her]
Which social media platform vegans hate the most?
Google meat.
What's Forrest Gump's social media password?
1forrest1.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter account, he's already following you.
"Well, my grandparents have now found my social media. This is it. This is the end. my life just ended today."
Ever since selfies became a social trend, my feed has been nothing but ‘meme, myself, and I.’
"Accidentally tagged myself on a picture of my ex boyfriends new baby."
When people announce they're taking a break from social media on social media.
Me: "Alexa, set timer for one day."
I tend to just leave and not say anything and when I'm good I say sorry and thats it. My business is mine not yours.
Me: "Doctor, you've got to help me! I'm addicted to Social Media."
Doctor:" I don't follow you."
Social media is like waking up in a mental asylum. You have no idea you're committed until you try to leave.
Wanted to follow the local fence company, but they didn’t have enough posts.
"People who learn discourse through social media freak out because they can't block you in real life."
"Interesting question: What is it I am really looking for when I open a social media app?"
"Sometimes you're having a good day & sometimes you accidentally like a 4 yr old Instagram post of the ex girlfriend of a guy you went on 2 dates with."
What is the equivalent of being a model at Instagram?
Being a millionaire in Monopoly.
Me: *silently snatches more money* ":> Meanwhile the monopoly company: "Introducing the cheaters monopoly game to catch those cheaters!" Me: *quickly and quietly puts back money*
What do you call a reptile that starts fights over social media?
An InstaGator.
I'm surprised Trump is on social media all the time. I figured the Speaker of the House would be the Tweeter of the group.
Went to my favorite hardware store’s Facebook page because I heard they have a lot of fans.
I almost forgot to update my status that I’d been to the gym. What a waste of a workout that would have been!
"I’m starting a petition to stop putting Instagram polls to the right of the screen where people click through stories so I stop accidentally clicking the option that makes me look like a bad person."
What's the difference between a jail and Facebook?
Basically none. You sit, waste your time and write on the wall.
What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
Why shouldn’t you recommend a book to a social media user?
Because they have probably already Reddit.
Antivaxxers should create social media accounts for their children. They'll go viral in no time.
How can you spot the losers in a social media War?
They're the ones yelling, "Retweet! Retweet!!"
Do you remember how before social media nobody cared what, where and with whom you ate?
Still nobody cares.
Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?
That’s as crazy as the discounts at Dave’s Furniture Emporium…
i would never use my status to advertise Spatula City. Spatulas for any occasion!
"I did that thing where you look through someone’s Instagram and accidentally like an old photo it was from only like a month ago but a month is like five years in millennial online hours."
"Do you have Facebook??"
"No!"
"How about Twitter??"
"No!"
"Do you have Whatsapp??"
"No!"
"Then what do you have??"
"A life!!.."
"Great, I need it for candy crush!!"
What do you call an app that messages your friends when you talk in your sleep?
Nap-chat.
What's different between Red Lobster and Facebook ?
At Red Lobster, the servers are responding.
LinkedIn is becoming like Facebook nowadays!!! Except Hot women are sending connection requests to IT Nerds...
Why do Reddit users hate Facebook?
Because you need to have friends to be on Facebook.
Exactly why my sister has it! She is for the most part friendless!
Facebook: "I know everything."
Google: "I control everything."
Internet: "Without me both of you are useless."
Did you know that Facebook IQ tests can actually tell a lot about your intelligence?
If you believe the results, it means you're not very intelligent.
What social media platform do fetuses use?
Discord.
A Chinese-owned social media platform has been poisoning breath mints to accomplish their goals. It's the TikTok tic tac tactic.
What do you call a highly cited epidemiology researcher with a social media presence?
An influenzer.
My girlfriend is a social media expert. She sent me a long message last month on why Twitter and Instagram are hands down the best Social Media apps. But I only reddit now.
The amount of salt on social media. Is more than enough to cover all of the fries produced by McDonalds next year.
So social media was down today. I went outside my room and met my family, they seem pretty cool.
A Social Media Consultant walks into a bar and orders a drink. He copies-and-pastes the drink to five other bars and requests that they become a fan of it, then bills the first bar for six drinks.
As part of a promotion, we set up two of our Facebook fans on a blind date. The program was a failure because they didn’t click.
For a while now, I always wondered how my parents passed the time in the 80’s and 90’s without social media. I asked my 32 other siblings and they’ve got no idea either.
Instagram: "My life is a party."
Snapchat: "My life is a quirky tv show."
Facebook: "My life turned out great!"
Twitter: "We're all going to die."
"I want an app for each website I visit. And I want all of them to have loud videos that play automatically. This is my ideal user experience."
"My only fear about future employers looking through my social media is that they'll learn about my Clubpenguin addiction & think I'm lame."
"If you ever worry about being addicted to social media, just remember that I paid $75 so I could post properly in China."
"In college I tried to stalk my boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend on Facebook but accidentally made her name my status instead so don’t tell me I’ve never been through anything."
"If I accidentally like someone's old Instagram and quickly unlike it do they still get the notification. Asking for a friend."
"I just accidentally sent a snapchat to someone I haven't talked to in forever instead of adding it to my snapchat story."
"I hate accidently dm'ing someone a video that I meant to dm myself for later & I have to either tell them the truth or pretend it was on purpose & send "haha miss u" after because there's no way I'm letting the guy I liked for 2 weeks in high school find out I send videos to myself like a loser."
Facebook has passed 500 million members. If Facebook was a country, it would be the third-largest country on earth and by far the least productive.
This Facebook & Instagram being down is so frustrating. I had to drive to 30 different peoples houses to find out what they had for dinner and to find out why COVID is fake.
Why do Instagram influencers enjoy shopping at Walmart so much?
They just can't get enough of the self-checkout.
I told my friends I am an Instagram Model. ‘Unemployed’ just doesn’t have the same ring to it
What do you call an overweight bounty droid who moonlights as an Instagram influencer?
An IG unit.
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and posted on Facebook that I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive. 10000 random Muslims have now added me as a friend.
Twitter is like a bank account. When you enter the wrong opinion five times, your account gets locked.
How can you tell the difference between a cop and a social media influencer?
The influencer HAS TO tell you their job.
What did the French army general do on social media?
Retweet!
At first, I thought my idea for a social media platform had failed. But then I made a 4chan.
I tried to start a religious social media page called Faithbook. But it was deemed offensive by the American Lisp Association.
What happens when a plant tries to add you on social media?
You get a fern request.
"The 280-character limit is a terrible idea. The whole beauty of Twitter is that it forces you to express your ideas concisely (1/47)."
"My favorite part is tomorrow when I do my annual Facebook purge of everyone who didn't wish me a Happy Birthday."
"There should be an exchange market for social media where for example a Like would be worth 1.3 Retweets depending on supply and demand."
"Sometimes after drinking I start thinking I have The Fear but then I remember that time my husband's ex sent me a clearly accidental friend request late one night while twisted and presumably fb stalking me and I realize that how I feel is nothing to what she felt the day after."
"My grandma just tagged me as a heaping spoonful of Paula Deen sausage casserole on Facebook."
"I inadvertently outted my Twitter account at work today, so I'll just be over here rocking in the corner if you need me."
"When you're 'researching' someone and accidentally add them as a friend on FB. Have since deleted request and blocked them. *shiver*"
My next door neighbour just knocked on my door with her dinner in her hands. With Facebook and Instagram down she wanted me to see what she was having.
Stop writing hateful things about Alabama and the abortion laws all over social media. They likely can't read, we will need to tell them in person.
Sorry for my younger sister coming on here (on my account) and messing around. She has HOPEFULLY learned a lesson.
Sorry for my younger sister coming on here (on my account) and messing around. She has HOPEFULLY learned a lesson.
