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Article created by: Lukas Garnelis

If you've ever had the pleasure of living with a sleep-talker, you probably know how hilarious (or even creepy) the things they say tend to be. But probably the most intriguing and strange thing about this whole concept is that, to this day, doctors and psychologists still don't have much information on what it is and why some people are prone to engage in it.

However, the lack of knowledge surrounding the topic of sleep-talking doesn't make it any less funny—various popular forums, online groups, and social media platforms are full of folks sharing and discussing the best and most hilarious sleep-talking stories they've been lucky enough to encounter. Knowing that, we took the matter into our own hands to scan the interwebs and make a list out of the ones that have the most potential to crack you up.

With that being said, Bored Panda invites you to look through some of the most hilarious sleep-talking stories people shared online. And as always, don't forget to vote for the entries you liked the most and share your own stories in the comment section!

#1

Tweet from Joanna Hardy sharing a funny sleep talking moment about a mid-dream buffet question.

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    Tweet showing a funny story of someone taking restaurant orders aloud while talking in their sleep.

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    #3

    Tweet showing a funny sleep talking story about cloning dinosaurs and reanimating them as a workforce.

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    #4

    Tweet by Mark Blacklock sharing a funny story about hearing someone speak in their sleep in a dark room.

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    #5

    Tweet about a boyfriend shouting funny phrases in his sleep, capturing humor of the funniest things heard someone say in their sleep.

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    #6

    Tweet by Jake Archibald sharing a funny quote heard while someone was speaking in their sleep about parachutes.

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    #7

    Tweet showing a funny sleep talking moment where someone shouts a name repeatedly then starts snoring.

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    #8

    Screenshot of a Reddit comment sharing one of the funniest things someone said in their sleep about mistaking a person for a dragon.

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    #9

    Tweet about funny things people heard someone say in their sleep, mentioning a partner shouting unusual phrases while asleep.

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    #10

    Tweet showing a funny sleep talking story about a cricket trophy and crumpets shared by someone online.

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    #11

    Tweet sharing one of the funniest things someone said in their sleep about goblins and scrubbing them clean.

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    #12

    Tweet about a memorable sleep talking moment describing pink elephants and tutu confusion in funny sleep quotes.

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    #13

    Screenshot of a Reddit comment sharing one of the funniest things someone said in their sleep about wishes and a washing machine.

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    #14

    Tweet from Cyril Mannion sharing a funny phrase heard in sleep, related to the funniest things people say in their sleep.

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    #15

    Tweet sharing one of the funniest things heard someone say in their sleep about aliens, vampires, and late-night pens.

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    #16

    Tweet showing a funny sleep talking story where a wife mistakes her husband's foot for an arm, highlighting funny sleep sayings.

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    #17

    Tweet showing a parent sharing one of the funniest things they heard their child say in their sleep.

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    #18

    Tweet screenshot of a funny conversation overheard during sleep about being late for a bread meeting, illustrating funny sleep talk.

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    #19

    Tweet screenshot of a user sharing one of the funniest things they heard someone say in their sleep, mentioning a tiger.

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    #20

    Twitter post sharing a funny story heard from someone asleep, showcasing hilarious sleep talk moments.

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    #21

    Twitter post sharing one of the funniest things heard someone say in their sleep about no more bread.

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    #22

    Tweet sharing one of the funniest things someone said in their sleep about a numb arm feeling like a hand in bed.

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    #23

    Comment sharing one of the funniest things heard someone say in their sleep about setting a burrito trap.

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    #24

    Tweet describing a funny thing someone said in their sleep about mice with tiny hands causing laughter.

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    #25

    Tweet showing a funny story shared about things heard someone say in their sleep, highlighting humorous sleep talk moments.

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    #26

    Tweet by Alison Donnelly sharing one of the funniest things she heard someone say in their sleep about Thomas the Tank Engine.

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    #27

    Tweet showing a funny sleep talking story where a dream causes a wife to suffer a bloody nose, shared by users.

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    #28

    Tweet sharing a funny sleep talking moment about a child asking for crisps late at night, highlighting funniest things heard.

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    #29

    Tweet showing a person sharing one of the funniest things they heard someone say in their sleep with a humorous story.

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    #30

    Tweet showing a funny sleep talk story about flatmates and wardrobe doors from people sharing hilarious sleep sayings.

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    #31

    Tweet from Beth Corvino sharing a funny thing heard someone say in their sleep about dreaming and falling out of bed.

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    #32

    Tweet screenshot showing a user sharing a funny thing they heard someone say in their sleep at 4am.

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