35 Times People Wrote Hilarious Things When They Were Not Trying To, As Shared In This Online Group
There are many contentious issues around social media; some believe it’s terrible for us, while others are adamant it’s the only thing keeping today’s world going.
The thing is, both viewpoints are legitimate. The internet’s invention may have been one of the best things to have happened to humanity, yet some of the side effects that its platforms provide are often downright wicked.
You know, the cancel culture, carefully curated selfies and unrealistic lifestyles. And while many of us enjoy scrolling and browsing, it’s not a big secret that excessive usage can exacerbate feelings of anxiety, depression, loneliness, and good old FOMO. But that doesn’t change the fact that using social media during your downtime can be a lot of fun, provided you do so cautiously or just by engaging with the material you genuinely enjoy – memes, for instance.
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Show Cat
during quarantine, we had a team meeting every tuesday and thursday. many times, my kitty would decide that it was imperative that she have an in-depth convo with me RIGHT NOW, so she would start "talking." and every single time she did it, the meeting would get temporarily derailed because now everybody wants to see smoke and talk to her and tell her how pretty she is and what a sweet kitty she is. Every. Single. Time.
Yea, i would have done the same, Im a Simple man, i hear cat i want to see it.
🤣 zoom class in nursing school the instructor was mortified that her son ran through the house to grab and show us all 3 of their cats. 🥰 Super floofy cuties. Can relate to this
Many will argue that Reddit is the pinnacle of a healthy social media platform, and if I’m totally honest, they aren’t wrong.
Just think about it, it’s almost completely maintained by its users; folks create communities that they monitor themselves or with the assistance of other moderators. Redditors decide which content they want to see more or less of by upvoting and downvoting things they like/hate, and don’t get me started on the fact that every single netizen will be able to find a subreddit that will tickle their fancy the most.
Speaking of subreddits, this source has estimated that as of May 2022, the platform hosts 3.5+ million communities. Plus, it was also mentioned that new communities are still being developed today and that between 40,000 and 50,000 new subreddits are thought to be generated each month.
Therefore, it’s reasonable to assume that there is a subreddit for almost every subject imaginable – but today we will be focusing on memes and memes only.
Coward
~stand-off music starts playing in the background~
Load More Replies...XD grandpa was a coward, and because of that he missed a call. that's what i've interpreted.
No gramma called but call wasn’t answered so grandpa called him a coward
Load More Replies...“Humor derived from an unprompted word or phrase” – this community dedicates its postings to all sorts of text-inspired memes. Text conversations, phone alerts, labels, comments, online reviews – you name it. And although the group is relatively new – it was founded in February 2020 – it already has a sizeable following of over 271K members.
Now, if you’re an active online user and enjoy sharing your meme-worthy findings with fellow netizens, here are a couple of rules that the community has imposed in case you want to submit a post or two: the first thing that the moderators mentioned is that all posts must fit the sub. As previously said, r/skamtebord is for humor that is derived from one unprompted word or phrase, and any posts that do not exhibit this type of comedy will be deleted. The second rule relates to reposts and is fairly self-explanatory: any reposts of posts made during the previous three months will be deleted.
There’s also a list of banned content that includes Twitter posts without the tweet linked and Discord screenshots. Finally, last but certainly not least, no forced humor is allowed.
Uber Eat
Walmar
It goes without saying that the internet has had a tremendous impact on today’s society.
There is a ton of material available right now, whether you’re looking for something serious, like research papers for your uni deadline, or something fun, like the long-awaited premiere of a show you missed. It’s a fantastic resource for education and information purposes – however, the variety of entertainment available across all these platforms is absolutely astonishing.
If you have a Wi-Fi connection or cellular data, you can now immerse yourself in literally whatever you want. Online games, TV series and movies, and an endless amount of content on YouTube ranging from cat videos to random influencer vlogs; you can take an online course, read an eBook, or listen to the Top 40 – whatever it is, you can easily find something to liven up your evening.
Lick
How many licks does it take to get to the center of the human tootsie roll pop?
Load More Replies...Honestly, I agree, my mouth or nose blood tastes/smells different than my other blood.
I love the way it’s just one word no unneeded extra words to make it look fancy just “lick”
Load More Replies...Nah, knee blood just tends to have more sand/dirt in it than head blood.
Ploice
sorry if I don't get the joke but judging by the characters it's most likely in Japan or china? and I can tell you they can use terrible english on stuff like I don't even know whether it's on purpose at this point 😭
Load More Replies...Funny, but I like to see you write the Chinese word for police, 警察.
Still, despite the overwhelming number of options, a simple meme always wins.
They’re easy to make, easy to read, and they are pretty much everywhere. We can find them on all social networking sites, and more and more people are starting to utilize them as somewhat of a marketing tactic for their enterprises.
It’s likely that you’ve already seen a ton of memes from companies like Ryanair and Duolingo, but did you know that it all pays off? According to a Forbes survey from 2018, more than 60% of respondents believed they would be more inclined to purchase from a business that employs memes in its marketing. This is probably due to the fact that memes literally spread like wildfire, giving the business some free publicity. Memes are also frequently considered as relatable, which makes them a powerful tool for connecting with potential clients.
Weer
that reminds me one i was reading the linch menu out loud for my friends at school and instead of pine apple tidbits i said pineapple t*ts... never lived that down 💀
Load More Replies...I'm Afrikaans. Yes Charlize I'm one of the 44! Anyhoe. In high school we had to read a Dutch boek: Die koning van Katoren (the king of Katoren). We had toe read it in class and our teacher was a very beautiful lady. Btw I was in a all boys school, which made it even worse. Every time we came across the word "poes" (Afrikaans slang for a woman's privates) it became extremely awkward. Only to find out that "poes" is Dutch for cat 😝
Ah yes. As one of the 44 afrikaans people, I was shocked as a teenager to come across a Dutch animal magazine with a featured article about "poesen fokken" – breeding cats.
Load More Replies...I just started to learn Dutch on Duolingo and honestly it's like if you baked German and English together, sprinkled on some Swedish and then misspelled almost everything (at least so far)
I think it's a pretty easy language until you get to words like "please" which is Alsjeblieft
Load More Replies...I'm Dutch, it took me really long to realise why this was something that might be made fun of LOL
I don't understand why 'weer' is funny. Maybe (probably) this is very obvious, but really: Why? (I'm Dutch btw)
Load More Replies...We also have the tendency to add ' hoor' to sentences. ' Ja hoor', 'Nee hoor', 'Dat was ik niet hoor'. Apparently that also sounds a bit strange to fhe English ear. :))
what does "hoor" mean? or is it just a kinda nonsense word y'all add, like canadians and minnesotans add "eh"?
Load More Replies...True, but we also use it to describe a monster. We have a lot of words that can be used in different context. Like bank, a place for your money and a thing to sit on ( a couch).
Load More Replies...Belgium
Charles de Gaulle said that "Belgium is a country created by the British to annoy the French"
How mean! Belgium is such a beauty. Everyone should go see Ghent at least once in their life.
Load More Replies...Russia. Imagine the world without it. If only. Oh yeah, also, Chinese communism.
I don't know if this is a GEOGRAPHIC fact, per se, but French fries were invented in Belgium not France.
I heard french fries were first fried in Greece...
Load More Replies...Dude is right lol, WW2 Germany declares war on France, and f***s up Bélgiun in the process lol
If you can't get over the Maginot Line you go around it...
Load More Replies...In Norway we have an expression: "More cities of Belgium.", meaning useless facts 😂
Robster
Yes, the time for robster has come! All hail robster
Load More Replies...We may thus conclude that memes are superior. No, literally.
Memes are one of the quickest and easiest ways to incorporate humor into our daily lives, and as we all know, “laughter is the best medicine.” Memes bring important issues to light and speak out on subjects that many people are reluctant to discuss. They benefit several businesses by making them seem more relatable, which, as we can all guess, increases their sales.
Let’s not forget that making them costs nothing. It doesn’t require any special resources that are hard to get – all you need is a second of your time and some wit!
Remember
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She probably wouldn't know what katakana is anyways. Close enough kaomoji.
-\_( ")_/- Ok, I tried. This stupid Amazon fire thing doesn't have enough characters...
Sosig
TRANSLATION: happiness is sausage. Worked at an elementary school for over 15 years. She’s not wrong.
If my kid made this, I'd keep it on the fridge for my eternal pride and my kid's eternal infamy.
Bored Panda hopes that you’ve enjoyed this amusing collection of memes from r/skamtebord! Give the community a follow, and don’t forget to let us know which post you giggled at the most.
Hehe
hehe- i - i thought you would like it-- sorry customer-chan... (i am so sorry)
Bruh
Homos
The gay agenda has evolved, though no decent homosexual would eat out of a styrofoam box
Brukon
The tao that is seen. Is not the true Tao. Until you bring fresh toner.
A crash reduces. Your expensive computer. To a simple stone.
Load More Replies...Truky
Dude I don't know why you kept guessing dude got it right with London
Load More Replies...I hate that guy, but what do this have to do with him tho
Load More Replies...Tried To Send A Meme To My Japanese Dad
🥰 1 of my best friends thru high-school moved to Ohio in 5th grade from Japan... we all helped teach her English, and she loved that where she had moved to was called Ohio... I can't even imagine doing what she did, so I'm so glad the pronunciation provided comfort! Love you Ai!!
looks like the kid got his punny wit from his dad. I mean, if I interpreted it correctly and “aligator” wasn’t just a weird typo. (Japanese pronunciation of the english word ‘alligator’ sounds similar to the Japanese word ‘arigatou’, which means “thanks”.) — so, in Japanglish, you could say “arigatō arigeta” = “ありがとうアリゲーター” = “thanks, alligator”. — well, that’s my take on it, anyway. Later panda-gaters.
Sure, but you can be informal and just say "Ohayō" which is pronounced like the state Ohio.
Load More Replies...Two
I don't know guys, two has always seemed a bit odd to me. A little suspicious of a number indeed. What is it hiding? Why is the top so curvy? It is an odd one if I ever saw.
two may be even but he's a little odd [don't judge me for calling a number he i subconsciously give letters and numbers personalitys, looks, and pronouns]
not me going through every odd number trying to prove them wrong 😭
Dababy
Here have my special Extra fancy autograph ℓιтєяαℓℓу α єαѕу вαкє σνєη, or as my friends call me 𝔈𝔞𝔰𝔶 𝔅𝔞𝔨𝔢
Fatty
Gary Delaney: I asked the doctor how to lose weight. He said "Don't eat anything fatty". I said, you mean chips, pizza? He said "No - don't eat anything, fatty".
that's what you get for going to Bullying Bill's Discount Weight Loss Services
Ok
At this stage of life, I always expect it but, didn't realize there'd be a formal notice!
Load More Replies...Frof*
I don't know why but I believe that frof is a smiling frog with a cute tutu skirt!
Swordfish
Just a random saying i remembered, everything is edible, just not all is recommended! ;) so technically you can eat a xylophone I just don’t recommend it
Xigua is a type of watermelon thats why its there. There is a type of grape that starts with x and Xiphias gladius is the species of the sword fish.
Xacuti curry, ximenia fruit, xinomavro grapes from Macedonia. My personal favorite, xnipec is a habanero based salsa from the Yucatan.
I would never usually defend Quora. But there are grapes in Macedonia and Greece called Xinomavro. 🙂
Almond Milk
small farms, tiny stools, and very good eyesight
Load More Replies...I mean it’s more than the current politicians are doing for us
I support trans...at least I thought I did. However, I oat milk.
Spom Magetti
me with my headphones on thinking i can rap super fast versus me when i take them off
neeves are weak, arms are heky, there's comit on his smleater already spom magetti
Man, I feel ya' bruh. I've had those days when my neeves heky, and I just spom magetti.
Custom
"custom" for when he's just not quite ready to accept your first child for some reason despite living with you for 10 years.
Adorpion
Even if it wasn't grammatically stupid, adoption is an alternative to parenting, not pregnancy.
Amen. As an adopted kid this shirt/sentiment makes me kind of angry
Load More Replies...And then there's me wondering what "DP" has to do with Abortion- I don't think sexual positions have much to do with it lol
What about all the children that are already in Foster care, why don't we adopt them. There are so many children already who need parents, let's not raise the problem and kill our women if they DONT want a baby, why bring a child on earth if you can care for it/ are young. There are so many things to consider, it should Always be your own choice.
adorpion, you know, when anti-abortionists pay for the cost of giving body, the extra food, vitamins you need, hospital costs and lost work from having a baby
You'd think people who say s**t like this would be queuing up to adopt and yet most of them are popping out their own (and yes I know it's ridiculously hard to adopt domestically in the us, but it's not like *they* know that when they have their 3rd baby at 25)
Alert
To respond to the guy who got downvoted into invisibility - Tuesday August 27 was in 2019, when The Former Guy was the president.
Load More Replies...Wasn't this from a few years ago president orange fuzzy wig also known as Trump insisted on testing the presidential alert texting system to see if it work? So one day everyone in the US received this stupid text (as you see above) I recall seeing on the news people were calling their cell phone carriers because they thought Trump would be constantly texting them and they wanted to find a way to block the president alert texts! Lol
Stinky
Tell me why when I tried to imagine Mario saying that, I got Mickey Mouse
Load More Replies...If you have the dog in the shower with you, just brush his teeth. Problem solved.
Okay
I went to the 99 cents store and picked up a nice push broom thinking "what a bargain!". $14 at the register. WTF.
In NYC most 99¢ stores say "99¢ More Or Less." Bloomingdales could say that too
Load More Replies...I'm waiting for them to change their name to Dollar And A Quarter Tree
Jefrey The Nutral,
Reminds me of an OC from a discord server, a joke ofc, it was an onion. For different personalities they just put a colored tint over this picture of an opinion that looked like it had a face lolll
Meat Thing
This one is intentional. That is what Obvious Plant does. It doesn't belong on this list.
I love the "Beef CD" option! I will call it that way from now on!
My kids call them meat circles and I won't allow them to be corrected 😐
Load More Replies...In the top left corner on the bag explains it all. Warning I am so dumb why can't I remember
Amoung
Looks like it’s in a Spanish speaking country from the other display
I don't speak Spanish, but is the game specifically called something with "amoung" in Spanish? Because according to google translate, "among us" in Spanish is "entre nosotras".
Load More Replies...April Fool
April fools I’m actually 2 owls and an ambitious chicken under this coat
Load More Replies...Dammit!- now I'm wishing I had a better name on bored panda so I can join in!
You could say “April Fools I’m actually Stephen Annason” :)
Load More Replies...April fools, I know my name should say an, not a I just like annoying people who notice it
Chris
It's not unintentional that his gender is Chris? I read there were lots of genders but that one's new to me
Load More Replies...Yes, I go by Chris/Chres (edit: if anyone takes this seriously it's just a joke)
Load More Replies...My .other hates the whole gender neutral stuff( she is a troladyte). Wait till I tell her the new gender is Chris.
Idk why people get so offended over what OTHER PEOPLE go by
Load More Replies...Unrelated, but did BP add about 1,000 more ads to the site this week for all of you, too? Including a HUGE one at the top of most pages? Pages take way longer to load and the website looks terrible now, this is going to drive me off the site 🤷🏼♂️
Today the giant adds at the top of the page started appearing. The ones that bump the whole page down. Ugh! I hope this isn’t a normal thing.
Load More Replies...Note: this post originally had 36 images. It’s been shortened to the top 35 images based on user votes. Really? :)
Unrelated, but did BP add about 1,000 more ads to the site this week for all of you, too? Including a HUGE one at the top of most pages? Pages take way longer to load and the website looks terrible now, this is going to drive me off the site 🤷🏼♂️
Today the giant adds at the top of the page started appearing. The ones that bump the whole page down. Ugh! I hope this isn’t a normal thing.
Load More Replies...Note: this post originally had 36 images. It’s been shortened to the top 35 images based on user votes. Really? :)
