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We are back with a fresh portion of “Crustacean Singles”. The comic series is created by Andrew and is characterized by visual simplicity, exceptional storytelling, and humor. The author got some inspiration from the well-known "The Far Side” comic strips by Gary Larson, which, as Andrew mentioned, showed him “that it was possible to tell a story in a single panel.”

This time we would like to share with you the most recent "Crustacean Singles" published by the artist. They feature the new stories of characters we already know from Andrew’s previous works: Lobsterman, the Floating Head of Salvador Dalí, and other nameless stick figures. You can click here if you missed the previous Bored Panda post featuring these single-panel comics.

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Calling me a liar?

Cat lover
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He is write a "Book"

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Bored Panda reached out to Andrew again to ask more questions regarding his recent works. First, we were wondering if the author of Crustacean Singles could tell us more about the inspiration behind Lobsterman and the Floating Head of Salvador Dalí. We wanted to know how these characters came to life in Andrew’s comics. He said: “Lobsterman is essentially an amoral, chaotic creature, human enough to interact with humans but monstrous and uninhibited and, in a very '00s way, ~random~. His main schtick of chaotic violence is seldom funny to me these days, so the character appears only a few times a year now, and only when I can come up with a joke beyond ‘Lobsterman kills and eats people and pets’.”

The artist continued: “As for the Floating Head of Salvador Dalí, he took on a role as a sort of trickster god of art. A terrible roommate, too, but still a source of creative encouragement. Of course, this was before I knew the real SD was a fascist; one of these days, I'm going to have to make an in-universe explanation of just how the Floating Head of Salvador Dalí is a completely different entity from the defunct SD. And maybe he'll consider taking the form of a cooler dead surrealist, as much fun as it is to draw the gigantic prehensile mustache.”

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    Stolas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as someone with asd and adhd, me too

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! And upvotes, and YouTube/Facebook thumbs ups XD

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    Next, we wanted to know more about the characters featured in his comics which are very often nameless stick figures without much context. We asked the artist to elaborate on why he prefers to distill stories down to their essential parts. Andrew shared with us that: “I do have a creative interest in distilling stories down (and I think that's the right word, too), but the form my comics take is also a result of the constraints I'm working under. When I started out, I was a student and a teacher and a member of one and a half bands who also happened to be recently diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. Now I'm a full-time dad with multiple sclerosis, chronic pain, and a whole jumble of psychological biz. I've always had to squeeze drafting, drawing, and editing my cartoons into a full schedule. It's a challenge to create anything at all, but I've adapted to the constraints and evolved in the direction of (mostly) single panels with almost no recurring characters. It's a tradeoff; a comic like Val and Isaac gets to mine a ton of comedy out of the characterizations and interactions and contexts it set up, but that setup requires a lot of time and energy to create and maintain.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...Everyone's me?

    I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m…allergic…to myself? (TheGoodBoi’s pfp is a dog, for context)

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    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes..Yes it does..

    P.C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tuesday felt like Monday 😭 just because we only had and hour and a half of ballet like mondays, instead of two hours like a normal Tuesday. Anything out of schedule throws my internal clock off

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    During our previous interview, Andrew mentioned that he has been creating daily comics for almost eleven years. We were curious how his artistic style evolved during this time, and what are some key lessons he has learned along the way. We were told that: “There is a tremendous value to showing up and making an effort every day, then putting what you've made in front of other people. Each attempt is lower-pressure, but the work accumulates. Slow but sustainable progress is the way to go.”

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    Jonny Man
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beast Wars was an awesome, highly underrated series.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also a costume idea for scorpions.

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    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me about yourself (but don't forget to feel grateful I'm letting you talk about yourself at all).

    P.C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Well. You’re better looking than me, but I’m smarter. You’re witty, but I’m kind. You’re proud, but I’m humble. You have snot on your face, but I don’t. You’re superior, and I’m inferior. Except for the snot thing. Here, take a tissue for your issue.”

    Last time, the author of Crustacean Singles also mentioned that his comics have reached a much larger audience than before. Now, we asked how this affected his creative process and the way Andrew approaches his work. The artist told us: “Well, it's not hard to get much larger than the couple dozen readers I had for the first year or two. I'd still say Crustacean Singles is somewhat obscure, but it's true that a handful of my comics have made it to millions of screens. It's encouraging to know people are reading and relating to what I'm making. Probably the highest compliment I get is when someone says, ‘I'm taking this one to my next therapy session.’”

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    Lastly, we wanted to find out if there is anything Andrew would like to explore or experiment with in the comics that he has not had the chance to do yet. He shared with us: “Someday—probably not until my toddler is a little older and more independent—I would like to explore longer-form comics with characters and continuity. I've been wanting to expand and improve the visual side of things, too. I'm currently working hard to get back into writing short fiction, and I do have several longer stories I hope to tell before my brains turn completely to mush. Keeping Crustacean Singles daily is challenging enough these days, but I'm posting short fiction, essays, reviews, and more on the Crustacean Singles Patreon when I'm able.”

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I do my taxes weird I'll go to prison... ☹️

    54 s
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but, think of how artistic that would be.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Age gets at all of us, I looked like a majestic dinosaur, now I'm barely a caricature of a,chicken

    Rainwing_Demigod
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot reveal my true form among these silly humans. I must pretend to be one of them. *scoffs* I understand.

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    Pau Hana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winds of change, my friend. Winds of change.

    Trish Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess a cloud will never be lonely of ot think up new friends

    Pennyfox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I look like my own thoughts.

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    Anna Listler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AMAZON HATES IT WHEN YOU DO THIS, BUT THEY CAN'T STOP YOU

    P.C.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hackers can’t stop you from doing this simple trick:

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GOOD ! Bull's eye ! :) I also don't want to know such things...

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doc: "Show me where it hurts." Patient: "Here, here, here, here..." Doc: "I see... your finger is broken."

    UnimportantDog (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go find your glasses and give me my prescription!

    Punk princess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are on top of your head..... Be my luck

    Nykky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just makes me think of Doctor Hibbert. If you know, you know

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    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That party is gonna be lit

    Firstname Lastname
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda want to know how the whole blowing out the candles bit works...

    Pennyfox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is going to be one hell of a party

    Harry Henderson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does Satan celebrate the day he was made an Angel or the day he was made a fallen angel?

    P.C.
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fallen, probably. He likely doesn’t regret his path or what he chose, and acknowledges that the day he became his current self was his true birth. The only one worth noting. Ugh, why do I know that lol

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bring the blackcurrant squash!

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    Ted Morris
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's using your noodle!

    Josh McJunkin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this as I'm eating spaghetti for dinner

    Phyzzi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if commenting on thermal energy or into hentai...

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    Music Eating Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m afraid my back screams at me no matter what I do.

    Magicalcatbean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does it have to be on the chair because i love sitting on the floor

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not nice to make comics about me without my permission 😕

    P.C.
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t worry. you are me, and I gave them permission.

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    Angela C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in this picture and I don't like it

    Laura Probst
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright, how is this person spying on me! I call invasion of privacy! 😲

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    Jessica N
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When first we practice to deceive

    I'm a Furry, so what?
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that reminds me of Puck's final monologue in A Midsummer Nights Dream: If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme, No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend: And, as I am an honest Puck, If we have unearned luck Now to ‘scape the serpent’s tongue, We will make amends ere long; Else the Puck a liar call; So, good night unto you all. Give me your hands, if we be friends, And Robin shall restore amends

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Spiderman in reverse, got bitten by a radioactive human, gained the ability to speak, maybe forgot how to do some spider things

    Josh McJunkin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spider-Ham was a spider bitten by a radioactive anthropomorphic pig.

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    Magnion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a picture of me making my first website

    Sky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i was a spider 🥲

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    Kevinඞ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toxic gossip train~ 🎶🎶

    Sam Juan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry for being portrayed in this comic.

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    Jessica N
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've met him..I'd like to tell him he's not a failure but just hasn't found what he's been trying for yet

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    Gaming Elementalist
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wealthy people when poor people say they can't afford to live in the city they were born in where their entire family and support system is.

    Heather Vandegrift
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what it feels like when someone says "If you don't like it, leave" as an answer to the absolute dystopian nightmare the US is turning into... I'd GLADLY move to another country, but the financial dumpster fire this economy, for profit healthcare, and an employment atmosphere that doesn't value employees if they face a health crisis means I can't even move to a different STATE, much less a different country. The ability to leave is restricted to those who can afford it, and those who can afford it don't want to leave because they are the only one our system benefits

    Jack Kemp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh we are getting REAL real today, okay alright okay damn

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cloud can't move until the wind blows.

    Cat lover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But mountains do "walk" slowly

    Richard Thomas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then with a huge earthquake the entire state of California broke off and started floating towards Australia

    J
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "cause something is weighing me down"

    Magnion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    has to wait for wind erosion to let him

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    Ghöst
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk why but I read your comment in my head with the voice of that dude who goes "oh great heavens!" Lol Also totally agree

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    UselessKnowledgeFont
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These look like grapes. Rather unlike the usher at a local concert theater whose scalp resembled cauliflower or external brain folds.

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    Rainwing_Demigod
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha!! I see someone made a comic about my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather!!

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I get one?

    Gaming Elementalist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the mounts from DA Inquisition.

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    Magnion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can be an AT-AT from Star Wars

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    Sam Juan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if you know, but what I know you know is not knowing that you know what I know. You know?

    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if I really know anything about knowing the concept of knowing, but I know that I know that I might not know anything useful about knowing.

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    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm certain that I do not know

    Drinking my Covfefe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bird in some of these carrying items🤣

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    Cupcake Kitten
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A duck walked up to a lemonade stand...

    Alexa Ross
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he waddled away, til the very next day...

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Piercings have gone too far nowadays

    JJ_ Crank
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So are you saying my penile piercing was too much?

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    Anonymous
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the Phineas Gage?

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me with my recorder at that one fatal wedding party

    54 s
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fatal..? With a recorder? You've gotta share details.

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    Cupcake Kitten
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not a metaphor for you, it IS you because everything is you.

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh how the turns have tabled

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft, as a professional procrastinator something like this would never happen to me

    Laura Probst
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I concur! Or I would if I felt like it... maybe next week I'll concur.

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    Honeybee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that’s not a metaphor it’s a simile

    Joe Cannon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similes satisfy the definition of metaphor. Sort of like how "religion" also satisfies the definition of "cult."

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    StrangePenguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what does the book say? i can only read the letters in arabic but i don’t know what it means

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    AnMadraRua🦊
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think.. the guy on the left is currently lying? No hang on, after rereading the first 2 speech bubbles,I am yet again thoroughly confuzled.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm, what would be my goblin name? Any good ideas? 🤔

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    Robecca
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that little bird have a briefcase?

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    54 s
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The important thing is that you believe in yourself?

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    Music Eating Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m impressed. They correctly drew a five-string banjo.

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    Ansharah mdn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mother nature in movies be like ......

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are talking about my corporate job, right?

    Harry Henderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the destination is all the friends we've forgotten along the way

    Cupcake Kitten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even ready to find out whether I'm ready.

    Ansharah mdn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now i am wondering if i am already in hell i just don't know 😶

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being adequate is good! Better than inadequate

    Cupcake Kitten
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't say it's good, it's just... adequate

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll be awarded the best of awards - the Darwin Award!

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ranking of awards: Oscar. Nobel. Darwin. Each has the possibility of taking more effort than the last.

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    Music Eating Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoying our eternal fate, are we Sisyphus?

    Laura Probst
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've gotta say, as a Latin/classics/mythology nerd (otherwise known as a dork), I "yippee"d a little at your reference to Sisyphus. 😁

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    le_smol_froge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please help my brain won’t work

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    Billy Walker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure it's how every superhero wants to die

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    Harry Henderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better to be the empty part floating away then the pile of broken glass and water on the floor

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try to be the latter half, but fail too often… 💔

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    Sleepy children love Moon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    enemies first, friends later... unless there's cake, I'll always be a friend if there's cake

    Cupcake Kitten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have a cake, but I have cupcakes! 🧁🧁

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    Drinking my Covfefe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bird, snake and mouse are bringing you some Snacky Crumbles to cheer you up😄

    HellbladesFFXI
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the nice way of looking at that lol I see a good chain myself. Mouse got a bag of snacks, snake got the mouse, and bird got the snake >.>

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    Ansharah mdn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every Introvert in multi-universe

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    le_smol_froge
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a snake that has swallowed TWO elephants

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