Sometimes, good people are forced to do bad things. In fact, the most creative tormentors I know are the ones who snap last. Perhaps it's because of their desire for justice. Or maybe it's their high self-worth. The point is, everyone has a limit to how much nonsense they can take. Push it too far, and you'll have to meet the consequences. We collected the pettiest forms of revenge we could find on the internet, and it's clear: if the universe is late with karma, create it yourself.
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That Is Remarkably Organized
This is proper social disobedience and I love it. We should all be like them.
Where you been, Spidercat? I always like your comments.
Load More Replies...The French really do know how to protest, it has been a national pastime for centuries.
It may be considered passive aggression but we all know... There's nothing passive about that.
What A Brilliant Response To An Absurd Directive
My neighbor has a seafaring vessel, which he parks on the side of his home. A few weeks ago, he received a letter from the city stating he needed to build a new fence to hide said vessel from view of the street. After reluctantly building the fence and driveway, he presented a sassy idea to me that would require my artistic skills.
The waves outline could be just a bit more prominent. Just to really rub it under their noses. What a beautiful concept.
Load More Replies...I had one before when I was young and they made ppl pay if they didn’t mow the lawn once a week.
Load More Replies...Can someone please walk me through this, as a Brit. The city council a) cares that passersby can see his boat from the street and b) has the authority to make him do something about it? What? Why?
I remember this one from a few years ago--love it! And whoever painted it is a magnificent artist!
I certainly would not like to be told to hide my boat. But it wouldn't have been necessary because I would already have hidden it by my own choice. A boat tells burglars scouting the neighborhood "These people are affluent enough to afford a boat. Wonder what other nice things they have inside their house?"
I would have painted something that most would consider *far* less aesthetically pleasing. Painting something nice just encourages them to continue enforcing their moronic law.
Yeah, but the point is that the HOA still has to look at the boat - even though it's behind a fence.
Load More Replies...You Should Have Waited 12:15 AM Until They Properly Got Into It
She did it so he didnt suspect then ruined his party
Load More Replies...I turned off my ex's mobile phone, k****d all his access to streaming, etc. Satisfying.
Revenge Is A Dish Best Not Served
This is why I’m still on Facebook - absolute crazy stuff like this.
How would you have the receipt for the lady behind you if she didn't order until after you left the first window. I call shenanigans
Because you order through the speaker before you pay at the first window and pick up at the second.
Load More Replies...How can you know how much to pay for someone's food when they haven't ordered yet?
I have seen this posted by too many people. I hate it when people try to claim something like this as theirs, when it clearly isn't.
Somebody downtown your emoji. W*F. Here's an upvote from me
Load More Replies...I paid it forward once, the b***h behind me rear- ended my two week old Sadie SUV. I cancelled it at the next window then called the police to report that she hit me going crazy fast. Being nice will bite you on the a$$.
Bing Bong It Is
Lol. And Xiu is a really nice name, and lot easier for Americans to pronounce than my name.
I can't remember where I saw it as it was years ago, but I saw something that basically said "It's your name, I can learn to pronounce it" and that's really stuck with me. Whenever people say "close enough" if I destroy their name I always tell them, "No, it's your name, I will learn to say it correctly."
Madlad Waits 11 Years To Get Revenge For His Wall
I was a maintenance man at a mobile home campground. The teenage boys would punch their fist through the dry wall in the men's shower. I would patch it with spackle and the next day I would find it punched again. This happened three times. The fourth time I nailed a piece of plywood across the studs and then put a layer of spackle over the plywood. The next day were faint knuckle marks there. He must have broken his hand.
My Dad constantly reminded my brother and I that the house didn’t need to be lit up like Blackpool Illuminations. Roll on a couple of decades, I’m proudly showing him around my new house, the first one I’d ever owned. Middle of the day, well lit and every room we walked into he turned the lights on. Well played Dad, well played.
See, that's so petty and harmless as to be good in my book.
Load More Replies...When my dad started hinting around about moving in, I said, "Sure, dad. I've been waiting decades to say, 'Not under my roof!" And that was the end of that.
I am spaniard and this joke is older than my lazy a*s! 😠... 😀
Load More Replies...Okay, can I ask what the heck these walls are made of? Because if I punch my wall I'll break my hand.
US has something called " drywall" it's basically a thin coating of plaster over a thin plywood or composite. It's cheap and it looks like plaster walls but is in fact flimsy AF
Load More Replies...My son did that in high school. You're right. Broken bones are not fun.
Load More Replies...Locked My Cat In The Bathroom While I Made A Meal Because He Was Being Annoying. Revenge Was Had
Putting the cat behind a door always backfires on you. One night my cats were being obnoxious while I was trying to sleep so I shut them out of my bedroom. They proceeded to make even MORE noise by throwing themselves at the door and meowing to be let back in. 😂 I can't win.
Beautifully Done And Well Deserved
The space is clearly bus sized and this guy couldn't hit the middle with his tiny a$$ car.
I think this is the only time in history I'll pull out the old "would, not could" card
Load More Replies...FAFO at its best 😂pretty sure there is a no parking except for buses sign there to lmao
This Actually Made My Day. Always Pay Up Folks
Reminds me of the landscaper who spelled out something insulting in salt on the new law he wouldn't pay for.
That's awesome. But can Terry call the police for destruction of property?
Terry hired them to paint his house. This is paint on his house. I see no damage that can't be remedied when Terry pays his bill.
Load More Replies...After Years Of This Guy Using My Email As A Spam Account, I Got My Revenge. He Signed My Email Up For SiriusXM, Which Gives Me The Ability To Beep His Horn
He's in Nebraska, I'm in Canada. I think I've travelled far enough for this prank.
Oh no!! You have birthed a new generation of pranksters with that information.
Load More Replies...Why the fu*k would you buy a car that can be unlocked and operated via an app someone else can access like that?
Good luck finding one that isn't? Seriously our stove died and I spent ages looking for replacements and every single one of the new stoves had wifi. Not even kidding. I have no clue why I need wifi oven and I seriously do not enjoy controlling my stove with an app. But there aren't options that are new without this nonsense.
Load More Replies...Everytime LizzieBurden in Grand Rapids Michigan buys something on TikTok, I get an email. I would explain further, but her microwavable hard boiled egg cooker just arrived.
I get all kinds of reminders for medical appointments for a guy in Australia
Load More Replies...There's a guy that keeps using my e-mail. Not for spam, but for his bank accounts, applications, etc. I can't figure out how someone can be so dumb that they don't know their email and can't figure out why they never get email they are expecting. Do you know how hard it is to convince a bank to take your email off their system?
In my case it's because people try using my email but with a period between first and last initial. Sometimes the period gets recognized and sometimes not
Load More Replies...I have 2 of these people who use my email address. I gt everything... financial statements, tax returns, doctors results...
In the 1970s, I had a button and electric wire to my brake lights. Was wonderful for tailgaters.
I just turn on my lights when they try to tailgate me, works every single time and they don’t realize that I am not breaking with my brakes but they do back off! 😉🙂↕️🤷♀️😁
Load More Replies...If you have excess to his lights also you should around 11pm/12am turn his car lights on so in the morning his battery will be dead so he can't start his car.
If they're newer LED headlights, you'd need a lot longer time than that to drain the battery
Load More Replies...This is hilarious! Can you really do this?? Hahahahahahah! We have 2 houses, and a bunch of Amazon devices, and one night, when he was at one house, and I the other, he told alexa to turn on all the lights, and it was like 3 a.m. and I was like W*F?!!! It worked!!!!! But this--THIS is GOLD!
This is the kind of mad scientist revenge the world needs right now.
Best Served Cold
To a sibling this would be fun, as a parent this is Fuckedd up. My dad purposely picked a fight with me and made me almost crash the first time behind the wheel of a car, while going down the highway at 50mph because he wanted to get back at me for talking in the car as a young child with my 5 siblings. Scared the heII out of me, and I never drove with him again. Two years later with proper training from a real driving instructor i was driving 45 passenger tourism coaches, just to spite him.
There is a massive difference between waking someone up and picking a fight while you're driving. I'm sorry your father did that to you, his actions are not funny or normal.
Load More Replies...Yes let's have children, and then get annoyed at them being children and then get revenge on them years later for doing childish things. Stupid
My younger brother used to wake me up at 3:30 am or earlier on Xmas morning. Now his son does to the same thing to him. Karma! 🤣🤣🤣 Last year before he woke everyone up, my nephew snuck downstairs and looked in all the gifts bags, then tied them back up to cover his crime. 😂 My mom has put a ban on gift bags for this year - everything must be wrapped so the kids can't "cheat".
Seems the d****e never falls too far from the bag. Like father, like son.
Load More Replies...Seems reasonable to me, if she's well raised she'll see the funny side of it
The Cart Crew’s Revenge
By parking in there, that driver obviously wants his car shielded. I'm sure he'll be very happy with the additional protection.
Hopefully they zip tied the carts to the frame under which he parked. He will be there forever.
That's awesome! It's imbeciles like this that also park in handicap without permits. I have a tube of red lipstick 💄 just for them to write on their windshield "Thanks for using handicap a$$hole". Yeah, that's me.
I used to date a disabled man who drove with hand -controls. When someone parked in the disabled space he'd put a sign on the windscreen, 'You've taken my parking space, would you like my disability? '
Load More Replies...Recently, Someone Stomped The Pride Flag We Keep In The Front Yard. My Level Of Retaliation May Have Reached Petty
The window shutters could do with a lick of paint. :oD
Load More Replies...That's what a local small shop did when their flag was stolen and thrown in the garbage. They painted their wall and the city hasn't made them change it even though it was against city ordinance to do a mural without a permit.
Load More Replies...Could maybe add a confetti cannon filled with pride confetti which can be triggered when the stomper returns. ;-)
The sign says "To the person who stomped our flag: be kind, love wins" if anyone can't read it.
My Neighbor Keeps Vacuuming His Floor When I'm Sleeping At Night. I Started Vacuuming The Ceiling As He Sleeps At 3 AM
Perfect! 🤣🤣🤣 Gotta love living stacked like sardines on top of each other. I try to be cautious and polite about the noise I make. My upstairs neighbors not so much. 🤷♀️ I call them The Stompersons, and I think they may be a clog dancing troupe. 😂
I have had lots of upstairs neighbors who I swear paid a hefty pet deposit on their hefty herd of elephants. One upstairs neighbor was a young woman no bigger than a minute who had to have tied cement blocks to the soles of her shoes once she got home every day. Did not hear her go up or down the stairs to her apartment, so she was capable of walking softly, ffs. But once she was home, she was stomping as hard as she could. I half expected to see her foot—-with the cement lifts strapped to it—- bust through my ceiling every day.
Load More Replies...Why are they like this? I had an upstairs neighbor vacuum at all hours of the day. They must've had the cleanest apartment in the whole complex.
Does your vacuum have hoses and extension ? If so they should reach the ceiling. with you standing on the ground. If not use and old phone record you vacuuming, and tape to broom handle to move around.
When I need to do this I'll be grateful for your useful tips!
Load More Replies...80's UK joke: we had a neighbour who did this with a bird of prey on either shoulder. Hawk-Kestrel man hoovers in the dark.
You're a disgrace and an outrage! A hundred upvotes to you
Load More Replies...And playing Gregorian Chants makes it sound as though you're holding a black mass. ;>
Load More Replies...How do you even manage that? It’s a great idea, but how would you get the vacuum in the right position?
We once made a loop recording of coughing, hacking and retching and aimed it upstairs at the late-night loud music playing neighbors. We figured we could not get a legal noise complaint if someone was violently ill.
I’ve Asked My Neighbor To Please, Please Not Let His Dogs Bark All Night. Today I Received Several Packages In The Mail
Would have made more sense to go to Rent a Kid. At least you get to give them back then
Load More Replies...Ok I’m with op ,I have dogs ,have done for 6 decades n even I don’t like mine barking at night , well unless someone’s is outside as shouldn’t be ,but soon as I’m awake I shut em up ! with a firm quiet ! and let the rottie corso out lol , I’ve got a ring doorbell so I know who’s around ,anyways n if I need to let em out or not (living out in the sticks that’s rare ) but I don’t tolerate them barking ,(4 off two mine two long term foster ) so anyone as does ,deserves to get it back lmao n drums do the job beautifully 😂
WCGW Removing The Cones That Reserved An Area For Delivery
I literally see the anger of the construction workers turning into glee and passion while they started sorting their stuff around the car... "No, Nick, put the crates to the left side". 😈
They had no other option. This isn’t even petty revenge, this is just practicality. True natural consequences.
I litterally only see a best buy ad over the image so I have no idea what it is showing. Nice job BP. As if the top, bottom, every third post, and random full screen ads aren't enough. I purposefully avoid any and all products advertised BECAUSE they are on here.
I don't see ads on this web site. What am I doing wrong?
Load More Replies...Revenge For The Poor Parking
Mercedes driver didn't park nicely but left me enough room to still fit in my stall.
Dude has a racing stripe on his Mercedes. Exactly how I would expect him to park. 😆
Probably has a matching racing stripe in his tighty whities.
Load More Replies...Just leave a note on the windscreen 'Sorry for the damage, you can barely see it" and let them spend an hour scouring their vehicle looking for it.
I've done this in the office parking lot more than once. The paralegal in the office across the hall has a view of the lot from her office window, so she always comes scurrying over to my office to let me know when the offending bad parker is trying to get into their car, so we can watch.
Seems he does this so much, that the parking spot markers had to paint over his car...
Even though I see perfect logic here, I would be afraid of damaging my car.
He can probably fold down the roof on the key fob, and just climb in from the passengers side. I often had to do that when I had a convertible - though I never once parked this badly ;)
My Friend's Parents Force Her And Her Siblings To Have A Picture With Santa Every Year. This Year, They Got Revenge And Took This Beauty Home
Meanwhile, "Santa" is counting the minutes until he can go home and pour a stiff drink.
I'm guessing Santa had already tossed back a couple. I would.
Load More Replies...Would have been better if Santa was scrolling through his phone too
The pathetic parents I had didn't believe in family photos. Just lots of photos of their precious son and c u n t daughter.
Woke Up To My Coffee Jar Like This After A Petty Argument With My Partner
"Of course, you realize, this means war." ~ Bugs Bunny. There are no rules of engagement before coffee.
Cut my coffee off? You just got unrestricted warfare, "partner". Think about the Russians after N**i Germany stabbed them in the back. How did that work out for Germany?
Just go apologized. Its not worth it. Bow out gracefully, with coffee
Revenge For My Brother Wrapping My Christmas Present In Duct Tape Last Year, This Year I've Wrapped My Brother's Present In Concrete
I don't know what I'd do with it, but if somebody gave me a piece of concrete finished that nicely I wouldn't break it open unless I knew there was something very good inside.
Its like a newly remodeled Scottish Stone of Destiny. "Wow brian, you do this yourself? Its fkn regal, man!"
Load More Replies...A good bit of revenge with duck tape is, if you tear a very long thin bit of duck tape off stick it on their car door and it looks like the car has been keyed.
and now I have a prank to destroy my brother with
Load More Replies...The safety glasses are a nice touch. He's going to be really mad when he finds out it's a pair of socks.
What a thoughtful touch, he even provided the hammer and the safety glasses! 😁 👓🔨
The unwrapping video here! (In my response, cause BP hides links now)
Load More Replies...A Friend Toilet Papered Our Car So We Decided To Up The Level A Bit For Revenge
They had to have gone to Costco or SAM's club for that many Post-its!
Pettiness To The Max
But that way the ex could find them and get them back.
Load More Replies...So is the love and commitment of marriage. All rules to maintain class went out the other womans bedroom window.
Load More Replies...I used to work at McDonald's. We had several collections cross our tills. Boss let me exchange modern money for them. Got some goodies!
My friend washed all his white business shirts in with a new red tshirt. Everything pink!
Well that was stupid. Take the coins, buy sodas and chips, and KEEP THE COINS!
Dear *, that was a crime, on so many levels. She could have at LEAST taken them to a coin collector and gotten their value, now they're in random circulation and likely to be just lost to time.
A friend put all his white business shirts and underwear in the washing machine with a new red tshirt. All turned out pink.
I Can Only Dream Of Being Such A Perfect Combo Of Creative And Petty
People are taking notes on this one. It's simple, it's easy, and it's mean.
Did you know that toothbrushes expire? I took one fresh from the package, and it deteriorated in my mouth, coming out looking pretty much like this.
I'd be more concerned with how? And then I'd assume I was in a survival horror sitch and start to worry...
My fat stupid estranged niece once put hair on my toothbrush. I'm still trying to figure out why the hell someone would do something as stupid as that.
Pettiness Level 100,000,00... My Husband Was Angry This Morning So He Decided He Was Only Making His Half Of The Bed
If he makes his own bed then he probably packs his own lunch. Hide one foot of all of his socks.
Load More Replies...My husband has made up his half of the bed for years. I don't know why. I think it's kind of funny.
???? Who tediously makes half a bed with the ice the effort of making the whole thing, unless it’s out of spite??? I don’t think this is normal for any adult. The last person up makes the bed. That’s normal. Unless, of course, it is to be spiteful.
Load More Replies...I've seen enough 20th-century PG romantic comedies to know what THEY were doing last night.
A great many of these do not specify. It is your misandry making you assume they are all men.
Load More Replies...I Kind Of Admire His Genius
Son would be eating them. slice and freeze them for him to snack on till gone if he does again.
Make him put them back like they were. He can use tape, whatever, but they must be sealed completely. Or, he opened them, he gets to eat them all - now.
No on the forced eating. Don't cause food disorders or hate for a food because kid is being a kid.
Load More Replies...Looks like the kid's eating nothing but bananas today, now doesn't it?
This Guy At Work Messed With My Computer A Couple Of Weeks Ago. So, While He Went On Vacation, I Got Revenge
Oh how fun!!!! And when all done have even more fun popping them!!
Load More Replies...Assuming they will pop them to remove them, include a few land mine balloons that contain shaving cream.
I would’ve installed a couple hidden remote control fart machines and set them to run continuously when he was at his desk. Maybe hide a fart smelling “air freshener”, like Monkey Farts, somewhere discreet around his desk to accompany the noise. I wouldn’t leave it all there forever. I’d wait until he had the full effect of becoming a stinky pariah, then I’d remove them. Got to avoid being found out when HR decides to do a sweep of his cubby.
We did that to my brother on his 50th. He gave me a dinosaur themed cake on my 50th so as retribution we went to his place with hundreds of balloons. They were in every cupboard, I even put one in his coffee maker. Then, I went into the garage and filled his car. He was pretty good with it in the end, but popping the balloons in his car almost made him crazy.
Seems like that must have taken a lot of lung power.....are you sure YOU got the revenge??
considering the level of birthday glee in the office I used to work in - this is nothing. Cute but nothing
Their revenge would be to start randomly popping them. First a bunch at once, then one every so often. Making everyone guess when the next one is going PoP!
Warning: Don't Park On The Double Yellow Lines In This Village. Their Revenge Is Brutal
I saw this car parked on the double yellow lines when I parked in this village. Came back a couple hours later to find it covered in cling film and custard creams!
Well, see, they'd gone past their 'Use By' dates, and it was a hot day, so...
Load More Replies...Once again you have absolutely demonstrated your ignorance. Parking issues are civil offences and dealt with by the council. The ONLY time the police would get involved would be if the vehicle was causing an obstruction or was a danger to others eg parking on a blind bend.
Load More Replies...Petty Revenge From A Coworker After A Snowball Fight At Work
Where, exactly, does it say men? Or he, him, or other word denoting the masculine?
Load More Replies...My Friend Got His Door Stolen By His Neighbor, So He Stole His Neighbor's Back In Revenge
Is this petty revenge an open and shut case already or will more doors to new pettiness be opened...?
Is it that easy to take a door off? Or is this like a dorm with interior doors?
He Will Never Ignore Me Again
My boyfriend left his Game Boy in my purse after taking it to the Dark Knight Rises release and ignoring me in line for 2 hours... I executed my revenge via a series of texts while he was at work the following day.
Or...break up with him. Or both. Both is good. EDIT: For all the dumb MALE incel gamers being intentionally idiotic about my comment, this is why no one wants to date you. Don't freaking invite your girlfriend to go somewhere with you and then ignore her. If my boyfriend, who is not a gamer, thank God, ever flat out ignored me anywhere, let alone at an event he wanted me to come to, there'd be problems. I swear, men will complain about not getting attention from every random woman they see, but ignore the ones they're in a relationship with and then wonder why she wants nothing to do with them. Just...be single.
My boyfriend is a gamer and he would never do this. Even if he would be playing a game in line, he would still be talking to me. Ignoring your partner for 2hrs is insane
Load More Replies...There's nothing wrong with being a gamer, male or female. But know when to turn it off. My son is a gamer and a husband, and he doesn't ignore his wife. 1. His wife would keel him. 2. His mom would keel him. 3. He just wouldn't do that because he loves his wife.
I don't think it's actually being broken, it's just set up and photographed to look like it
Load More Replies...It's rude to go out on a date and ignore the person you brought with you. If he wanted to play video games in line that's fine, but don't bring a date if you would rather do that. Either go alone or have her meet you when the movie starts and not be forced to stand in line bored for 2 hours.
Load More Replies...what a sad life you must have. im sorry youre so pathetic.
Load More Replies...A+ Revenge. Someone Parked In One Of Our Feeder Drivers Employee Of The Month Spots
Huh. It's another silver VW hatchback. Must be a personality thing....
Neighbors Are Slamming Their Cabinets So Hard They Opened Mine. They're Having A Fight So Now Im Blasting Shrek As Revenge
That is against the Geneva Convention! Blast Small World, Song that Never Ends, or the Barney closing song
Load More Replies...In undergrad my roommates & I had a ditzy Kappa girl above us who’d dance on the hardwood floors until 3 in the morning on school nights, then sleep thru half the day. We were certain she was missing classes. Either way, we’d all be out the door by 10AM and leave “Private Dancer” by Tina Turner on repeat with the speakers atop a tall bookshelf facing her bedroom floor. After a few days she mellowed out for a while then began again. We did, too. Eventually she must have realized what the consequence would be if she kept us up.
A couple of years ago, scammers kept calling me, no matter how often I rejected their calls. After a while I turned the tables on them. I pressed all the buttons their announcement bot wanted me to until I was connected to a human. Then I started Last Christmas on Youtube, placed the phone in front of the speaker and left the room. Not a single call after that. 😂
Please Beware Of My Neighbor’s Negligence
Neighbor Unhappy About Other Neighbor Cutting Through Their Yard. Constructed A Flag And Tape “Barrier”
That's the nice way. I might have been inclined to leave tire spikes on the lawn.
My next door neighbor where I used to live was on the corner, and people would cut across his lawn. Until he put a huge boulder there.
We had a neighbor who had a corner property, and lots of idiots did, particularly at night. It stopped when he lined his lawn with large rocks.
Load More Replies...Years ago, one of my sister's friends' fathers placed boulders on the corner of his house to prevent teens from jumping the curb while drag racing through the neighborhood. It worked.
The people cutting through live in the house on the street behind...
Load More Replies...Not Too Long Ago, A Coworker Pranked Us With A Fake Rage-Quit. This Was Our Revenge
I mean, at Trader Joe’s that’s just the traditional way to send a supervisor off. Additional pallet wrap is ordered. (Fun fact: if it’s sunny/hot enough, the pallet wrap shrink-wraps your car.)
Not everyone knows what everyone else is doing, ya know....
Load More Replies...When We Were Teenagers, My Younger Sister Asked For A Custom Front Licence Plate For Christmas. I Wrapped It In Several Big Boxes And Weighed It Down With Rocks
Years later, she got her revenge.
It was a Xmas pressure and the sister put it in loads of boxes with rocks, so years later her sister wrapped a present in duct tape as revenge.
Load More Replies...That's More Than Petty
PATHETIC UNHINGED INHUMAN LOSER ALERT !, W*F is wrong with people !! 🤦♀️
Some of these are hilarious while others are brutal and savage XD XD ;-;
Or you could just do it the easy way and tell the person, “I don’t like what you did.” 🤷🏻♀️
Some of these are hilarious while others are brutal and savage XD XD ;-;
Or you could just do it the easy way and tell the person, “I don’t like what you did.” 🤷🏻♀️
