Despite their aristocratic airs and haughty behavior, cats can be just as bumbling as their larger, more sincere rivals, the dogs. And, no doubt to their chagrin, the invention, and propagation of the camera has allowed people to capture and immortalize their slip-ups.
The “cats who share one braincell” Twitter account is dedicated to showing felines who are really trying their best. Chaos, antics, and memes are all featured here, so curl up in a box near something warm as you scroll through, comment your own cat-tales below, and be sure to upvote your favorite ones.
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I love the one with its back legs sticking up in the air.
He’s been chosen. My mom has fostered kittens for over a decade and has learned how to be Most Beloved Mama to those sweet furry babies and then send them off to good homes, even though it is so so hard. Only one of our foster fails is because my mom couldn’t give the kitten away. But the very first time my dad was chosen by a kitten to be Person, he couldn’t take the thought of him going to another home. Despite my mother’s continual naysaying, we ended up keeping that kitten and his brother. My dad and that kitten are still like 🤞🏻
Load More Replies...I am laughing so hard my sides hurt. You should make this your holiday card this year
The title is called, "Cats who share Single brain cell" which having half a cell each is EXACTLY what it means.
Load More Replies...I see the problem. I'll tell you for a can of tuna.
Exactly my cats come to the sink anytime they want water
Load More Replies...It's not as fun as watching rain drops race each other on the window.
As I remember, the original caption was something like »My father-in-law, helping his buddy Dobby looking for the braincell«...
On paper, a cat's physical abilities and senses absolutely blow us, humans, out of the water. They need just one-sixth of the light we need to see in the dark and can blink without really affecting their vision due to a specific feature called a nictitating membrane, which might be worth remembering, it could come up during a trivia contest at any point.
Setting aside sight, cats can hear a wide range of sounds, more than humans or even dogs. They need to be able to hear ultrasonic sounds as rodents use them to communicate. Domestic cats, particularly house cats, can create mental images of where their owners are just based on sound alone, hence why it can be hard to sneak up on them.
His name is Shiro and he is the bestest boy. :) https://www.boredpanda.com/blind-deaf-dog-shiro-comforts-kitten/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
Load More Replies...When I'm working from home, my cat will jump up next to me, rest his paw on my arm and fall asleep. So sweet.
Not really a 1 brain cell moment but I'll upvote for the cuteness
Bouche and Audi got new bowls today. They're whisker,-friendly light blue ceramic bowls shaped like a cat's face. Audi likes to pounce bowls and knock them over. Hopefully these will be heavy enough to not spill.
Paws crossed for you against spillages, Shyla! :D
Load More Replies...There are certain myths people maintain about cats. The first is that they are solitary animals. While they do enjoy personal space and alone time, many variants of cats are quite social, most famously, lions, who live in packs. Cats will live in colonies, although they tend to be organized around females and their children. This part is vital to kittens learning, as they tend to figure out hunting and survival from watching their mothers.
OMG I have the exact same ice pack wrap that I used for my ankle injury :)
It's is sweet once you get over the shock of thinking the kittens head is the other cats sacred space!
Load More Replies...I have no idea how to phrase this but Hbjdefgasdfbxihsbdjwbdif
It's a good place to think about murder. You're inside the box, so it's easier to think outside it.
one time i picked up my cat, and she got offended (?!) so she sat on my napkin, ripped it, and had the audacity to growl at ME for trying to move her
The other counterpoint to “cats are loners” is the fact that many of them happily live with us. While they are rarely as active and social as dogs, cats do enjoy people. Similar to hunting, kittens will learn to be ok with being pet and “talked to” by seeing their mother do the same. While cat colonies are not nearly as “established” as a lion’s pride, there are certain roles the animals will take. Male cats, while somewhat absent as fathers, will break up fights among bickering females.
We aren't liquid. WET is liquid. We're just magic.
Load More Replies...There is evidence to suggest that cats do understand pointing and can even follow our gaze, although, in typical cat behavior, they will understand something only when it’s particularly valuable to them. After spending some time with a person, they will also learn their facial expressions, tones of voice, and even their own name and the names of other animals.
I have two polydactyl cats that are siblings, one has six toes on all her paws and the other has seven toes on one of his paws and six on the rest
Load More Replies...Even friendly cats are ok being left alone for long periods, probably why they are very popular pets in urban areas. It’s worth adding that they do bring a host of benefits to their owners, from lowered chances of a heart attack to less psychological stress. As ridiculous as the behavior visible here really is, let’s face it, most of us find it pretty endearing when cats are just being weird little guys.
Step 1: Put a nice, tall (or horizontal) scratching post right next to that spot. Step 2: Encourage cat to scratch the post instead. Step 3: Pray. There's no guarantee it'll work, but it's worth a shot.
We tried with our one cat xD they looked at the post looked at the couch the post again and chose couch xD
Load More Replies...My husband and I agreed we would never buy an expensive couch. We got carried away and did just that. It looked like that picture in about 2 months!
What do you mean? A (subjectively) nice thing is staring at you, patiently awaiting orders.
I have one of those happening right meow. Every day around 2pm. Or when his ears are cold. He gets a jacket or sweater on and then loves to be cuddled up into a blanket, lying right next to you. Because you CANNOT HOLD HIM. You have to lie on the bed and cuddle him. No other way. 😸
Isn't it a question of genetic disposition? I can do it, as well but I remember a biology class and about ¼ of the students were unable to make this blep...
Load More Replies...Not only that, but I can fold my tongue sideways too. Origami tongue
Why is it that even a cat can roll their tongue but I can't? I clearly have no talent.
I can make one, two and three loops with my tongue. Pretty sure the world record is seven but at three that's better than most.
What makes them somewhat weird, beyond the antics seen here, is the fact that cats do enjoy having their own territory, free of humans or other cats, but will put up with “intrusions” because they get bored too easily. Over long periods of time, solitary cats can even “forget” how to communicate with other cats, which would probably make for a great cat sitcom if we could understand what they were talking about.
ooooo i wonder what my bday present is...what is this. this is not a mouse with a tiny bell inside. i dindnt ask for this.
Funny Jim you think a bag of food might have done better no a stuffed animal of me oh joy how can I possibly repay this wonderful gift
It was some time before I realised that the cat is not wearing herringbone pattern trousers
I like big cats and I don't know why the other brothers don't deny when they got a little kitty in your face
Us chonky cats gets hot. We got to splay out. This is me splaying out.
Came here to say this. Hope this kitty is able to lose some weight.
Load More Replies...They also have a number of physical attributes that are often downright funny. Cats, or so the saying goes, always land on their feet. This is almost true, they almost always land on their feet, or at least try to, but not even millions of years of cat genetics allow them to predict every outcome. More comically, cats will also just freeze and go limp when they are grabbed by the scruff of their neck. Ostensibly so the mother can carry the kittens with ease, humans can also exploit this “loophole.”
To prevent your cat from converting into a liquid, give them scritches and love whenever possible. It helps boost their solidity intake from the serotonin humans radiate when being near these shape-shifting overlords. I hope this fact is helpful😉 and I hope you have a purrfect day!
Load More Replies...Hooman, you are a delicious cook!! Please make us the Italian Salmon dinner next!!
You know with the little barbecue sauce he'd be making a very tasty meal
Are you sticking your tongue out at them? They're looking right at you.
Had to do a double take because without my glasses on l thought the one on the background was a racoon
And as much as you might think your cat loves you, always remember to feed them, since cat bonding is formed through feeding. So in a sense, they do love you, as long as you can provide. While this may sound a bit mercenary, the flip side is that this allows people to perhaps bond with wild cats or newly adopted cats, simply by placing food near them on a regular basis. Kinda like dating.
Right. Close your eyes and you'll be invisible.
Load More Replies...Famously, cats are also very sleepy little guys and will spend a good half to three-quarters of the day napping, particularly if we feed them. A cat in the wild, naturally, needs to hunt so will spend more time awake. Their preferred time to hunt is during the twilight period, which may explain why your house cat suddenly flies off the chain in the middle of the night with no explanation.
bored cats do, if you play with them and they have active lives they don't usually knock things off.
Load More Replies...I'm a member of a Facebook group called "This cat is INNOCENT of all charges" and it's just a bunch of people presenting their cats to be judged and persecuted for "crimes", sometimes with and sometimes without direct evidence. So many of these posts end with: "Jury, how do you find the defendant?" etc. And in the comments, it's just dozens of people explaining how the cat is innocent EVERY SINGLE TIME. And it's just the best and it makes my day every day. This post would fit right in there.
Bouche would be found at the scene of the crime, innocently sleeping in the spot that has magically opened up.
I, too, share my home with a Corn Demon. IMG_9052-6...72d4df.jpg
Likes it too. Look at those claws, wants to snatch it out of hooman's hands!
My boyfriend shares corn on the cob with our youngest, Ziggy. Ziggy will literally try to rip it out of his hand...
Isn’t this a scene from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon? Or Fighting Tiger Flying Void?
Cat owners might also be familiar with “making biscuits” or “kneading,” when the feline massages a surface with its paws. There does not appear to be a good explanation for this behavior, just that many cats learn it as kittens and seem to retain it into adulthood. Regardless, cat content, from ancient Egypt to memes, has been popular for a reason, so if you would want to see more, Bored Panda has got you covered, you can find our other articles on this topic here.
One of mine did it while standing. Like upright but faceplanted. Funniest thing
Load More Replies..."When will these hoomans learn? Screw it, I'm done trying to teach them..."
Not today Jim if you value your life you'll step away and just let me be
reminds me of that scene from the tom and jerry movie. dejr9gi-66...533eb2.jpg
Yes! Do me, too! Don't bother with the head, go straight for the stomach, please!
Load More Replies...The actual size of the Orange cat's head, as they require just the one brain cell.
“You must be level 27 to unlock this cat” *27 hard earned levels later* “this cat is available for only 79.99! That’s only two times as much as you paid for the game!”
Ooh ooh, I've got one of those in my inventory! It's the limited edition "Giant Floof" version, with optional "goat voice." 😂😂😂
"This is in no way humorous hooman, I look like the common peasant you call a dog."
"Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."
I fostered a pair of feral kittens who did this. I named them Frank and Stein.
i am more concern about the level of the water, a movement and it overflows
Take the cat out of it and the level goes down. You didn’t learn about Archimedes in school? You know, “Eureka!”
Load More Replies...I have read that if they are gently bathe as a kitten, they will get used to it.
Load More Replies...I had orange-white cat who went to lake voluntarily. Tahvo (= his name) looked like Turkish Van (the breed, not vehicle...) but had shorter fur.
He didn't swim but was wading in water as deep as he could, keeping his face above surface, tail pointing directly up like a snorkel of a submarine. Pity no pics of that has survived. IMG_202307...014e9d.jpg
Seriously, Linda? Must you post everything on Instagram? Where's the privacy, the dignity?
I have one of these for my kitty too and Good boi I'm pretty sure it's her favorite place to hide when she wants to attack my lower extremities lol. I recently was looking for her and all of sudden she popped her head out of the middle of the triple tunnel and I thought it was hilarious 😂
I feel like I can see it. She's lazing, the misters come on, and she gets up at an alarming pace, starting with her head. It’s quite the image.
Load More Replies...It is! She was viciously and violently attacked by water! 😂
Load More Replies...Me? Psycho? No, I'm a nice cat. I want to get to know you better.
Crazy I'm not crazy I'm just misunderstood why don't you stick your finger in this wonderful hole and I'll show you that's right everybody floats at some point
I always see this one with the yellow things as the cat's weird paw cozies
I saw it like that immediately and im glad you said it.
Load More Replies...Another cat food commercial I swear they don't seem to ever have anything else other than cat food commercials
Whoops! Didn't mean for you to see that. It's the rarely used cat Superpower, number 587. Don't worry about it.
The spoon does not bend. The soft can-opener, however, is a very bendable think. Breakable, too. Just saying.
Is this what we are doing instead of bread now!? I missed the memo!
I knew I couldn't be the only one thinking of Catbus. ❤
Load More Replies...I have to stress again that no matter what you see, you must disregard, Linda. Or, we can no longer live together.
Looks like someone had a neck injury and the vet had to shave it to treat it. Poor baby.
I thought it was photoshoped or something, then I realized its neck is shaved. Poor thing! 🤣
I remember this meme when it came out I believe someone tried to shave their cat because of the heatwave but only got so far before they lost too much blood (the shaver not the shavee). It'll grow back at next moult.
I assumed that the vet did this for medical reasons. Why would you start at the head? Surely that’s the most scary part for the cat. Start on the belly and if you fail it won’t be noticeable.
Load More Replies...It reminds me of Band Geeks from SpongeBob when Patrick gets a trumpet shoved into his neck.
* to the tune of "gotta catch them all" from Pokemon. (My brother loves it.)
Load More Replies...this one looks more like the human has one brain cell if they shaved their cat
Obviously it wasn't the naked cat. Just because his skin has bright reddish spots that weren't there before is no reason to accuse him.
I was issued this machine, the IBM Think Pad, when I started this job in 2006. Loved this machine. Never figured out the point of the red button, though.
Sorry but instead of taking pics of it as full fat coke how about putting the poor thing on a diet.
I agree but some cats are impossible to put on a diet. If it’s an outdoor cat then it might be hunting for food or maybe stealing food that a neighbour puts out.
Load More Replies...That is an incredibly obese cat, surely by that point it's just cruel if they're not put on a diet?
Some cats are impossible to put on a diet. If it’s an outdoor cat then it might be hunting for food or maybe stealing food that a neighbour puts out.
Load More Replies...Why a picture of an appliance? It's supposed to be cats.
My Black cat sleeps on Anything black. Only black things. She thinks she is a ninja!
This is why all my iron rads have shelving on top. Some have extra blankets. My cats must be comfy warm in winter
I was just thinking they need to put something there to make it more comfy.
Load More Replies...It I would definitely give that baby a loving and safe and happy home their whole life. For free.
Load More Replies...This is what your mother does to tilt your chin up, so she can look into your eyes to see if you're drunk. We probably all make that face, too!
No it didn’t, or the container would be on its side and most likely broken. Some a*****e put this poor kitten in there for no other reason than to post a goddamned picture on f*****g social media. F****r.
I thought the cat was behind the vase, so it's an optical illusion?
Load More Replies...As I suspected the picture is cropped, look at the original tweet to see that fluffy is not deterred :)
A couple of years ago, I got two set for Christmas. One each from two different coworkers... they all know I am cat crazy!1
Load More Replies...Is the litter box dirty? Not enough litter in it? Did you change the box or the usual brand of litter? There’s usually a reason a cat will do this. And yes, sometimes it’s one broken down brain cell.
Some cats - like a few of mine - insist on getting as close to the edge of the litter trays to poo and wee. This has been solved by having lids on them but means that I have to regularly clean the poo that’s been plastered on the lids. One of my long gone little furry kitty used to perch of the edges of the litter tray and tip it over.
We had a cat who always stood with all four paws on the edge of box to go. The box was plenty big and kept clean. That was just his way.
Bouche used to lie on my shower chair. She would try to lie there even after I'd gotten in and turned the water on. I'd always have to pick her up, and put her on the side of the tub so she could get out. She would get so offended.
Better not, that teacher looks quite strict and judgmental.
Load More Replies...I find this hard to look at, I would never grab a cat by its arms like that :-/
Not a lot of people know this. In the US, if you have at least 51% of the bill, you can send it to the Mutilated Currency Redemption services (https://www.bep.gov/services/mutilated-currency-redemption) and they will replace it for you. You don't even have to sort it out and tape it together. Just bag it up and send it to them, free of charge. But you might want to let the cat drool dry out and then include a note that there was a cat involved in case someone has an allergy. (It can take between 6-36 months according to the FAQ, but you will get your money if you have 51% of the bill--conditions apply.)
You would be amazed just how long a cat can stretch itself. I’m 5’6” tall, and have had cats—-not large breed cats, but plain old mutt alley cats—-who could stretch themselves so that the tips of their paws were anywhere from my elbows to almost at my shoulders.
Humans use the cup. Must be tastier water.
Load More Replies...Aww, baby. Do you feel gassy and bloated? Let me get you a little dollop of Laxatone paste to lick. Tastes like chicken.
is this the same photo from another pic that they just phottoshoppedc a hat on?
Like a human who sticks a leg out from under the covers when they get too warm.
My family calls it "Squarsh" like squash but add an r
Load More Replies...Sorry to be a downer on a fun post, but someone seriously needs a diet for their own good. You're taking years off that cats life by letting it get to this point. Take kitty to the vet and follow the plan they give you, don't just up and starve the cat thin.
Poor baby 😥 I hope that their owner puts them on the right diet. (Edit- typo)
At least this time there were some I hadn't seen before. I need to look into getting Bouche and Audi a website.
I would totally look at the website
Load More Replies...Yesterday she was sleeping and I wanted to pet her. She woke up, took my arm like that and went back to sleep 🥰😊 64df2c6a43a5a.jpg
So a total of like 50 brain cells combined, I’ve seen idiots survive in less
At least this time there were some I hadn't seen before. I need to look into getting Bouche and Audi a website.
I would totally look at the website
Load More Replies...Yesterday she was sleeping and I wanted to pet her. She woke up, took my arm like that and went back to sleep 🥰😊 64df2c6a43a5a.jpg
So a total of like 50 brain cells combined, I’ve seen idiots survive in less
