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Ask any fashionista, and they’ll tell you that a statement piece can really liven up an outfit. Whether it’s an outrageous sweater, brightly colored shoes, or a feathered anything, having a selection of stand-out pieces in your closet is a must. However, sometimes, making a fashion statement isn’t enough. One has to make an actual statement with a slogan t-shirt.

The selection of slogan tees online is abundant. One can opt for a tame “live, laugh, love” type of sentiment and call it a day. Those with spicier taste, though, need something punchier.

Enter shirts that go hard, a Twitter page (and an online shop) rife with t-shirts with scandalous slogans. It’s not always completely clear if the people wearing them want to offend or amuse, or whether they are serious or sarcastic about it, but it’s entertaining nonetheless. Scroll down to see them all and if you can’t get enough, check out our older posts about it here and here.

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Feathered Dinosaur
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both sound more fun than church anyway...

XenoMurph
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should come to my church. Fresh bread, wine, and singing. Maybe it's not a church, maybe it's a party.

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Saturnian (Se/Sem/Sers)
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, as a lesbian please don’t assume that they use he/him or are male. Men can’t be lesbians but it’s insulting to lesbians- especially trans butch & stud lesbians.

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Joe Reaves
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that shirt and a guy wearing it makes it funnier.

Saturnian (Se/Sem/Sers)
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, as a lesbian please don’t assume that they use he/him or are male. Men can’t be lesbians but it’s insulting to lesbians- especially trans butch & stud lesbians.

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similarly
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know. I think this one is funny.

Justin Walsh
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly who should wear that shirt!!

JL
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He might need a bit more practice.

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Back in the early 2010s, fashion writers were hoping slogan t-shirts are on their way out. Back then, we were dealing with a lot of “cute but deadly” and “sexy princess” type of statements on people’s chests. And let’s not forget about all the wine mom and beer dad classics, as well as the pathetic remnants of hustle culture in the shape of a coffee lover’s t-shirt.

However, proclaiming your stance on beverages and other urgent topics is far from over. In fact, in recent years, slogan t-shirts have been elevated to runway-worthy fashion. Dior came out with “We should all be feminists” while Givenchy slapped “I feel love” together with a 200-dollar price tag on a simple white tee and people couldn’t get enough.

Slogans even found their place on red carpets. Celebrities often use them to voice their stance on various issues. Many celebs wore “Time’s Up” shirts, pins, and bags in the beginning of the Me Too movement in support of a non-profit organization that helps victims of sexual harassment. Many of them also wear outfits with explicit statements encouraging people to vote. So, slogans are not always useless.

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    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the way we're going I think we all should be a little scared of the future...

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    Animelover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this a ridiculous shirt?

    Human #1,232,867
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This tee is widely available, you can get one in many colors here https://amzn.to/3DBsIjX

    Adam Leap
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't say ridiculous. Says "Suprised by". Which is totally different. I ❤️ this shirt!!!

    Steal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is the title 30 Times People Were So Surprised By A Shirt They Saw In Public, They Just Had To Document It (New Pics). I don't see any mention of anything being ridiculous in the title...just sayin'.

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how the top of Optimus Prime appears to be pink rather than the usual red here.

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    Slogan t-shirts actually have quite honorable beginnings. Wearing them largely began in the US, in the mid-twentieth century when various social movements were on the rise. To this day, slogan t-shirts are a part of social activism. It is a very straightforward way to openly disclose and stand by your beliefs. It allows people to identify themselves and announce their association or affinity for a certain group or movement.

    Victoria Clarke, a lecturer in the University of Bristol, once did that and, inadvertently, found out the power that a slogan shirt can have on the people around you. She came to one of her lectures wearing a t-shirt that said “Some people are gay. Get over it!” She assumed that most would share her “amused appreciation of the playful slogan,” while students who did not agree would simply keep it to themselves. 

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    However, many students reacted to it quite negatively, thinking she was implying that they were homophobic. They complained about Clarke to their representatives and described her in the end-of-the-year evaluation as “despicable,” “biased,” “selfish,” “offensive,” and “sexist.” Some of them stated that she wore the t-shirt “a lot” even though she only wore it twice and assumed she is immature and seeking to stand out. She later published a study analyzing the response and came to a conclusion that while people are homotolerant, society is still very heteronormative. She never wore that shirt again.

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    Amanda Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this one. In a massive fibromyalgia flare up and this is my life right now.

    baby frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’d hug you but i don’t want to hurt you so sit hugs 🙂

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    Sandy Price
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bilateral sciatica flare up and I'm immobilized for a week.

    Justin Walsh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take one in a medium, please.

    Mint the tiger 🩷 she her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! not that anyone cares, but my friend owns this

    MotherRobinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I need this shirt!

    Black Rabbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those 30 years old and up..

    Bill Kubeck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I could both wear this one.

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    Black Rabbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give him a guitar pick and watch for his reaction. Then you'll know.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all honesty he does kind of look like Jack Black.

    Paul Pienkowski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice try, Jack Black! We know you'd wear that!

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    James Peters
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im a gay man, and I would wear this.

    Mistiekim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me laugh and feel uncomfortable at the same time

    Eva
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend sent me this once as a joke 😭😭

    pfeils wife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't been graced with the opportunity to meet a flat earther yet... I'm looking forward to it, I've got questions.

    Diplodocus Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. I want to know where the edge of the world is so I can avoid falling off 🤪

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    Diplodocus Dinosaur
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a little confused. Is this about ”Flat Earthers” or something else? Why all the comments ”I’m gay/straight/old/young and I would wear this”? (I’m really tired and trying to go back to sleep 😜)

    ShaneXGames
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd wear this ironically. I'm a pre-transition trans man.

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    T-shirts can communicate subtle messages that maybe would be too controversial to say out loud. Celebrities especially love to make use of this. The classics go back to early 2000s when Britney Spears infamously wore a T-shirt that read “Dump Him” days after her then recent ex Justin Timberlake made it official with his new girlfriend. Then there was Naomi Campbell who wore a “Naomi hit me… and I loved it” t-shirt after being accused of getting into a physical altercation with her maid. But this not a thing of the past, either. A more recent and less controversial instance happened with singer Charlie XCX, who wore a t-shirt that said “Real Winner” in an afterparty for the Brits award ceremony, which she left empty-handed.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And everyone knows there's no such thing as gaslighting

    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No you're remembering wrong, it's called gas loading.

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    Tracy Wallick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOF. As someone who suffered extensive gaslighting from my parents, this hurts even as a joke

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wanna see gaslighting? look up the word for people with a fear of long words.

    Crybabyartist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this about lighting farts? be honest!

    wes mcdaniel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    W stands for wasteful women who don't work but expect wealth

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hypocrite! "I" and "me" are pronouns.

    Beck
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a "don't talk to me" joke ..I Don't think any offense is meant, but I could be wrong.

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    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d like to note that I, too, would prefer not to be referred to.

    Stannous Flouride
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local bar is the last of 4 gay bars in the neighborhood and one time a young man there asked me, "What are your pronouns? What sex do you identify with?" And I replied, "Man, I'm old. My pronouns are What? and Huh? and the only sex I identify with is a distant memory."

    Richard Michael
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dOn'T UnDeRsTaNd HoW eNgLiSh WoRkS!

    Earl Grey
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thon. https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/third-person-gender-neutral-pronoun-thon#

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    Beck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣I think you mean "hides them out of paranoia and never finds them again"

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    Marie Dahme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edgar Allen Poe : i became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity. Considering he abused alcohol and opiates: Pie would wear this shirt !!!

    Der Kommissar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, also. - Mitch Hedberg

    timebleeder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Before drugs I had so many problems. Now I just have one. Drugs." From the movie Cecile B. Demented by John Waters

    Bill Kubeck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an old one, but still true.

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    Studies on t-shirts with slogans are minimal, but fascinating. One of them, published in 2022, found that over 70% of respondents liked slogans on t-shirts. It also concluded that t-shirts with text on them can be found all over the price range in all sorts of brands, from very affordable fast fashion stores to leading sportswear companies, to exclusive designer brands. Another interesting data point is the most common slogans. Nike takes the cake there with “Just do it,” “Equality,” and “Force is female” all in the top 5. 

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    Clown fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who sang it? Come on own up

    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teacher? ...Leave those kids alone!

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

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    Eva
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be some nice rap lyrics

    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I buy these t shirts?

    Bored Birgit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just google "shirt" and the text, there are many sellers.

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    Red Lotus 🪷
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me thinks I hath enough internet for one day.

    Der Kommissar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we've all been there, whether a toddler, a geriatric, or someone who just ate at Taco Bell

    Louplou
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or does he look like baby Johnny Vegas?

    Lemonmist
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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And spicy food into natural gas.

    Mycroft1967
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body is a Temple where no one worships'.

    Black Rabbit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine turns milk into noxious gas and immature giggling.

    AxolotlViolet (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And mine turns my stress into other people's problems

    Strahd Ivarius
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My body is a machine that turns alcohol into regexes?" I understand better some issues reported on StackOverflow now...

    The reasons why people like t-shirts with slogans vary depending on the type of text on it. For example, phrases like “I love my dog” and “Tacos are always a good idea” are created to build an emotional connection with those who love their dogs and tacos respectively. Inspiring messages such as “Work Train Win” and “Impossible is nothing” aim to illicit positive feelings and motivate the consumer. Wordplay slogans that use puns or rhymes (“No prob-llama” and “Follow me to Tennessee”) want to attract attention and make you giggle.

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    Mycroft1967
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my Maine complaint too.

    Herbie S.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least I live in Hope!

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    Andrew Keir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A poor state of mind, anyway ...

    Zayden M.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone from Illinois (no, not Chicago), I can confirm.

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    Earl Grey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😅😂🤣 DED 🥲

    Kel_how
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Remy get tired of not getting recognition?

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But a bonanza for the propagation of nuts.

    Joshua David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the 90s when dial up existed and it would make that bleep screech wah wah noise, I always looked at whoever was around me and said, "that means we're tapping into actual hell." I wasn't wrong!

    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's been good for the pandas.

    These days, it seems that more political or inspiring tees are getting a tinge of sarcasm to them. The statements on them are often still poignant but they are presented with an unusual design (“Stop transphobia” shirt with a transformer on it) or a design that makes you chuckle (“Scared of the future” written in “Back to the future” font). Visible self-deprecation and self-loathing are trendy with shirts such as “I’m not sure I can be fixed” and “I carry my trauma wherever I go” being part of a long list of options. It’s appreciated by many who, in the face of many crises around the world, traded their optimism for more brutal realism. Those types of shirts are also more social-media-worthy.

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    Cain Hargreaves
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah, I'm just gonna wear a t-shirt with jeans."

    Earl Grey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see the coordinating shirt pants.

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now I have an excuse not to wear pants with this shirt.

    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perfect for work zoom calls when you can't be bothered to wear pants

    Diplodocus Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BRILLIANT 🤣🤣🤣 I would absolutely wear this!

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    Saint Tim the Godless
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to start signing my work emails with this.

    Donald
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way ahead of you but thanks for the motivation.

    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that leopard print jacket...

    Beck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't bueller have one like that? As in ferris.

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    linda Lavin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the shirt he sleeps in?

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    _mentally_insane_(she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵I wanna get lost on your rock and roll and drift away🎵

    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago

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    The beet or the eggplant? 🍆 🤔

    Lord Voldedork
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are ya down voted Dino? I upvoted you but you're still in the negative.

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    Horosho Bodka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gimmie a yeet, boys, and free my soul. I wanna get tossed in a freaking hole...

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about souls, but I see a couple of free purple bottoms.

    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your soul, my soul, our soles.... Sorry I'll see myself out

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    Robert Beveridge
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna get borscht and a dinner roll and drift away...

    eMpTy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can beet-an-egg, but you can't beet-a-root. (I'll go now before the down-votes start...)

    Bill Swallow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting a real 'Campbells Kids' vibe off of that face.

    Charlie Kelly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's lyrics from a song if anyone doesn't get it 'give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIuyDWzctgY&ab_channel=jeffreychristIsAlive

    Crybabyartist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sittin' on a bewildered potato, playin' with my carrot.. ya ya yaaah!

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    Wearing t-shirts from this list can also be quite controversial, even for non-celebrities. Provocative and hilarious, they should be great conversation starters for the ones that are not afraid to be bold. And those of us who are too shy will continue snapping secret photos of attention seekers and posting them online for everyone’s enjoyment. It’s a win-win for all!

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    Blurryface
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this one is cute, and helps kids, especially young ones, be proud of who they are. I’m 16 and have a touch of the tism, and even my own mom acts like it’s shameful. I had two cousins who died from congenital defects, and they both had autism and Down’s. She still refuses the idea that autism can be more than just a label. Sorry for ranting. She comes to my therapy sessions so I can’t talk about this in front of her. The shirt is cute. I’ve seen it on adorable kids before. No “ridiculous and bizarre” here. And also sorry for the rambling. It’s late and I’m waiting for sleep to come. And I usually ramble. Sorry again. Be proud of yourself, no matter who you are; we’re all beautiful and deserve love. ❤️

    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does your mum need to be at your therapy sessions? You should be entitled to a safe confidential space where you can share what you need to without judgement.

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    Shannon Hawks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they may not have the expected social skills of our whack society but honest, smart and usually exceptional talent at something

    Flisey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not my super power

    Bill Kubeck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 73 years old and only found out 3 years ago that I have been autistic my entire life. I'm not sure I'd call a super-power, I can relate to anyone for whom it is.

    Madster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never noticed Craig was autistic but I suppose even South Park can't make me see you any differently. Big love.

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    Black Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to get an explanation as to why some guys are insulting right off the bat. Here I was thinking they're just d***s.

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some are. Some really aren't. But unfortunately the only thing that matters is the environment they create in their wake.

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    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, to be fair, no one's brain works when they're around their crush.

    Distinguished Gentleman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do i feel like one of my friends would buy me this shirt? :(

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah sorry negging isn't flirting, it's a lame PUA technique.

    Suede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's just a thing...

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    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sea you did that on porpoise.

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad has one like this. It says, “we’re all gonna die” and has a purple elephant and a butterfly on it

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just find yourself a pufferfish!

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there dolphins on the shirt?

    Pyla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dolphin shows are endless suffering.

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    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Oppenheimer girl, in a desert world/Life atomic, is catastrophic🎶

    Plebbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵You can brush my hair, it falls out everywhere 🎶

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    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both lunched their product in Japan first...

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is impressive, as both products are quite hard to swallow

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    Shaun “KAMIKAZE” Kimura
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 8:15 a.m. on August 6, 1945 (Showa 20), an atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima for the first time in human history. The particular nature of the damage caused by the atomic bombs is that mass destruction and mass murder occurred instantaneously and indiscriminately.

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    Milan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, no cat can be fixed…

    Boops
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jackson galaxy would say otherwise 🙃🙃🙃

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    Red Lotus 🪷
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I'm sure I can't be fixed. Unless I want to.

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    Marion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this sarcasm or is my confusion real?

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't it be both? LOL That's my answer to everything these days, even when it makes no sense. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BI is bee eye not bee ell. So bible lover doesn’t work. Or something.

    Black Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone was a little stoned when this became a reality, huh?

    Tiggy Darling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's some kind of joke in there somewhere. Maybe it was AI generated?

    Samsquatch & Monko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the bible say “Jesus is hot”

    Moonbaby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blasphemy.. Jesus will have the last laugh.

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    Nonbinary Reptile
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad it's usually illegal to pay for the job.

    Black Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting paid to do something makes it a job. So he is, in fact, correct.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I've been supposed to be getting PAID all these years???

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    Shannon Hawks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    single and living in grandmas basement wearing that shirt in public

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a blow job honey, it's a blow career

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    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this now!

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1369744233/im-doing-gay-stuff-shirt?ref=share_v4_lx Just for you Mr Chewie Baron.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate you already *judgemental dino glare*

    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello my fellow ancient being of great destruction, I shall accompany you on your glare of judgement *judgemental mermeow glare*

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    Timmy Pillinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only people who believe disinformation on the internet saw a few more of these.

    Bill Kubeck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you have a great career ahead of you in destructive politics.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't he have an orange face and a really bad comb-over? Or sell overpriced pillows?

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    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an odd name for your child.

    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you nuts? Sorry got a bit squirrelly.

    ️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think we would be good best friends. ya know, walk around talking about our trauma, laugh about it, and go back to crying ourselves to sleep. what do yall think?

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    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's beyond disturbing

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think I was ready for “sexy Garfield.”

    Izabella
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did my sister point out the buldge to me as soon as I sent this to her?

    No Clue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo, I hadn't seen that until I read your comment. 😭

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    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused, clearly that body has never eaten an entire tray of lasagna while Jon's back was turned

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shirt is all kinds of "NO"

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    saw & order
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think that these aren’t the real lyrics, no you don’t.

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy shitballs, what does that even mean? LOL

    Suede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm officially old. I don't even want to know...

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    Aja Gonzales
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not ever going to un hear this lol

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    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The unofficial slogan of police departments across the US 🤣

    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see you also 'do your own research'.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Da F*** I just read?!? Is that even English?

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is, just way to much slang for anyone over to twenty five to manage properly

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    Eva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AMEN, DAT’S SUM SICK DRIP 😎😎

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that AI generated art of the pope wearing that jacket.

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    Mycroft1967
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He made the duck billed platypus, the okapi and the blobfish. That's fricking hilarious.

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankyou for making me Google Okapis. I now love them.

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    Cynthia Marrs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not god's fault that extinction happens. Humans have done it far worse..

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The raptor with the sunglasses is my new spirit animal.

    Cain Hargreaves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm only disappointed that I can't see these creatures in the flesh :C

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could have given us the ability to move things with our minds...instead we get a*s cancer.

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    irissii (she/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'll have you know i am a proud ally of the trains community

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever since Covid I've been getting pretty close to that goal.

    Jods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am. I have to be because 3 cats are pinning me down. Can only type. Can someone pass me my drink please.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    according to f**k boys, every woman basically is already

    ️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then youd get thrown or punched when you wont do what i want you to but i think youre the problem even though youre inanimate

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    Red Lotus 🪷
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what he's getting arrested for...

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is art. The framing, the juxtaposition, the situation, the ridiculousness. Change my mind.

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wieners Make My Butter Hard"

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How big do you want your gaussian blur to be? Oh about 1 pixel will be fine.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know what the shirt says?

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Censoring words makes as much sense as saying you can use all the 64 crayons in this box except these seven.

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FINALLY BP STOPS CENSORING SO BADLY

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    Red Lotus 🪷
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "To be yourself without worrying about how others perceive you"

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like there's a three letter word beginning with N and rhyming with "hot" missing there.

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one triggered by the missing end quotes?

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    James Peters
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But who doesn't want to try lembas bread just once?

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to try it several times.

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    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't let the fat, stupid hobbit eat it all again.

    Miss Mali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man this seems like a great solution to the crazy prices we are paying for groceries

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    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a local law office likes to say, "Just because you did it doesn't mean you're guilty."

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or as bart says in "the Simpsons sing the blues", I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, can't prove anything!

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scrub out the first N and the T and you might be getting closer to correct,

    Nadia D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex wife… ooooh! Got it! 😂 I was so confused trying to figure out what is it about “ormal” 😂

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    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlike the person wearing this

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps you are the one who is abnormal, "Sir."

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can become the problem of people behind you.

    Rico Mendez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got 99 problems, but broccoli ain't one!

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    Saint Tim the Godless
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a ventriloquist's dummy. Which is essentially what he is.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't believe this douche still has a job.

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    DisguisedDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying if she’s out of your league(which means she’s too good for you) your technically out of hers too, but a lower league 😂

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    Sandy Price
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooh! U need some alcohol for that burn?

    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL No, but I'll take some wine with that cheese. ;-P

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    Randi (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puzzle pieces are a no no for representing autism

    Lovely little lesbian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to clarify- it’s because they come from Autism Speaks right? Which is a nasty organization

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    Darryl Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a sk8er goat she said cya l8er goat

    Random Jackass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To anybody confused, this might be a reference to the infamous "Would you still love me if I was a worm?" question that pops up in some relationships.

    Hungry Purple Beagle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a reference to the song sk8er boy. The lyrics start with the words “He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?”

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    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That picture over his shoulder says "god bless my crack pipe ." 🤨😵🤣

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also: God bless my crack pipe please.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mum PLEASE! I've been online for 86583 hours. Let me go offline!

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if my mom signs a permission slip, can I give it to my boss to get me some vacation?

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    HungryPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this supposed to be helpful?

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dude Bill once told me he was in the deli and the pimento loaf was looking at him

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    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...First, those shrooms were off. You ARE going to die. Nothing can change that now. Accept it, and gain strength in the acceptance. Second, kiss your shroomy butt goodbye...

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    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I must say, that is displayed quite well.

    Elwood Schwartz (it/that)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I don't know about the shirt, but it might be cold there.

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    Xray0976
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep trying to read this, but I just can't seem to get past the first couple words

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's okay, I've only got this old briar pipe and some ships tobacco.

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you saying your bros are the same?

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Propane - "Gotta Catch it All". Hanks new moto..

    DubMaccaT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God dang it Bobby; what the hell?!?!

    Emily M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, where do i buy this one. I need it

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine, or the shirt's?

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Shirt's (sorry this is still one of my weaknesses)

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    HungryPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the apostrophe police?

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    Danny Boy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll see your One Direction, and raise you a Justin Bieber.

    HungryPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that famous one's name? Harry something. He fits there and he knows what he did.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soviet infantry advance.

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    b0red p@nd@
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's another way to put it...

    Dan Flo
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the original meaning, if you put a , after the M-part, it becomes a banjo serenade lyrics.

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Print that on your socks.

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    Dan Flo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive heard Stephen Hawkins was actually a very funny guy, but he was pretty bad at stand up.

    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could upvote you more than once. He would have loved your comment.

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    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a great point. Comedians should have chairs provided.

    Angi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven't they already...

    ShaneXGames
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see a few Karens wearing this...

    jeff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How tender can liberals really be ?

    HungryPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? There are far worse things that deserve to be criminalized.

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's bold, attempt #13042, but I still haven't seen a stomach tattoo that isn't trash.

    Dave H
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    2 years ago

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    SH Holmes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I like words, words are fascinating. How did you read this second read?

    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stop teaching men words" is a quirky and insightful comment. The words of men in general, and politicians in particular, have done an awful lot of damage.

    XenoMurph
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hate this one sided self flagellation. I'm not prejudiced. I believe men and women are equal. Women in power would have done just as badly. See Liz Truss for details.

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    Saint Tim the Godless
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And all of my cousins say I'm the best kisser."

    Mint Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess northern gospel music isn't as good........

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should come to the UK and listen to Northern Soul.

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    Jods
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get help with that.

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    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so THAT's why I can't get through the damn gateway, I forgot my weed!

    Shark Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cancelled out your down arrow as your comment doesn't deserve one!

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    HungryPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the warning...sooo bath salts then?

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    Marion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t get it.. or is it totally meaningless?

    Saint Tim the Godless
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marky Mark here is the idiot who said 9/11 would never have happened if he'd "been on the plane."

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    HungryPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's defitnitely shorter than this.

    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell came up with this idea

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What with all this "Let me hit your vape", does it mean anything specific or they are just asking to have a puff from someone else's vape?

    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything for you, kittenlord.

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    Mint Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two days after he created Manchester. https://www.amazon.co.uk/sixth-created-Manchester-Bee-T-Shirt/dp/B08JZWVTZ1

    Saint Tim the Godless
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he squatted over Florida and took a big dump. Most of it hit the panhandle, but the stuff that didn't? That's Tampa.

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    Beck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you gotta get down on your knees and beg for that forgiveness first🤨🙄

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    AtMostTheFabulist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes let's skating. Skating best is the.

    Crybabyartist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lets skate for a half hour of skating" Thanks Duoling!

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    Mint Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you heard the latest story. They've caught another catholic priest at it...........

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you legit suggesting artichoke should be pronounced artichokie?

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    Danny Boy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, 1000 upvotes. And I'll have mine unbaptized, please. The souls are so very chewy.

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