If you make a good meme and send it to your friend, the two of you will have a little laugh and move on with your chat.
But if it's a great one, chances are they will spread it even further, and your creation will spill out into the vast ocean of the internet, where people will share it until, eventually, it'll end up on some sort of "archive" where it will be cemented into online history.
One such place is the subreddit 'Me IRL.' This place has been interested in only the best, most relatable memes; the kind that can be described as "selfies of the soul," and has compiled quite the collection since its inception all the way back in October 2012.
Just make sure you free up some space on your device before you continue scrolling. I bet you will be saving quite a few of these!
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I don't believe you. I have never met a scientist so clearly scientists are a myth! /s
Load More Replies...Scientists have gone from searching the universe for intelligent life, to trying to find intelligent life on earth. The search ain't going well. 😬
They found intelligent life on earth but it isn’t in the form of hairless apes.
Load More Replies...I remember watching Star Trek and Dr. Who marveling at all the wonders the future would unfold. Little did I know then that I'd be wondering how so many of us got so incredibly stupid in a mere few decades.
Same. And when I watched Idiocracy I didn't think it was actually prophetic..
Load More Replies...Just a question, do you guys still wear masks? And where in the world are you right now? Here in the Netherlands, I only see a handful of elderly still wearing them.
I'm still wearing them, Virginia, US. Lots of people don't anymore, but the hospitals are just as full as they were at the height of COVID, with not only COVID but also RSV and a stomach flu that's been making the rounds. I have heart failure, definitely getting my 3rd booster, but will continue to mask.
Load More Replies...Idiots with the capability of nuclear fusion......this ought to be fun!
Load More Replies...I am remembering the "Finally becoming a meme" by MrBeast from his dodgeball video. IDK why.
Oh my God I nearly choked on a cracker... It's funny cause it's true!
For real. Tigers are an apex predator. The only thing that can kill them is us. And humans ain't fooled by some patchy fur that looks like eyes. Maybe some sort of land shark?
... and, of course, these may serve a totally different purpose, while purpose is already a far stretch - signaling towards other tigers, I have seen mentioned, and evolution not only favours things that do the bearer of them a favor, but also just is careless about any that doesn't do harm. If having a longer tail neither aides you at anything, nor hinders you, and your parents just both had long tails, you'll have one, too. And, sexual preference also may play a role - ever seen a male peacock? They look like a multicoloured wedding dress, and that's pretty much what their exterior is about... Large spots on the ears, or spots with pointed edges on both sides, may just attract the tigers who are available for cooperation in making new tigers.
This is true, they're not eyes. I was amused by the idea of something preying on a tiger.
Load More Replies...Who would want to eat an apex? Not tasty at all.
Load More Replies...I thought this was for the cubs to follow, lead a hunt and signal for other tiger danger from behind... but maybe it's to scare off birds that would eat and hunt them.
Interesting though - back in 1989, the New York Times published an article about workers in a mangrove forest in the Ganges Delta who discovered that if they wore a face mask on the back of their heads, it deterred the Bengal tigers from attacking them.
In a book I read my kids it said it was so the cubs know which one is their mum. But I suppose they could be multi purpose.
Wishing the best for you, American folks. Much love from Finland, where college, universities, schools and high schools are free.
Let's not fail to point out that the idiots in the US government just increased the military budget by over $30 billion. What the actual fućk America?
"Angel of Death" by Slayer is about Dr. Josef Mengele, known as the most prominent and one of the most brutal medical practicioners engaging in Nazi crimes all over the place - everything medicine-related that is a crime and was possible back then, he has committed. The name "Angel of Death", Todesengel, was used among inmates referring to him both while he still did his experiments and stuff, and after the camps were liberated. Do the US armed forces really like this name? Plus, what's with college, insulin and healthcare? People could think that this is at least as important, as the society the military defends, first of all, needs to be worth defending, and being worth being defended by people risking their very life, you can't just get away with patriotic propaganda and flags, you need some core values to stand behind, and should never accept being let down if said society even dares asking if ANYONE would risk their life in the favor of it existing for prolonged time. THAT Deal certainly cannot be justifiably a one-ender.
You're right about the Hercules. The plane in the picture is a Lockheed AC-130 though.
Load More Replies...The plane is deploying chaff, to protect itself from heat-seaking missiles. This is normally done in a defensive role when dropping supplies into an airstrip close to unfriendly territory. Why am I supposed to be scared of it?
Chaff is against radar guided missiles, flares like in the photo are used against heat-seeking missiles (infra-red). [/pedantry] On the right side of the fuselage (photo, left on plane) you'll see a few muzzles pointing downward, cannon and miniguns to attack ground targets.
Load More Replies...the defense phrase reminds me of frat guys when they have a beer contest
My favourite lush shower gel, snow fairy! Also some stupid mother complained that this was too sexual when her daughter asked what it meant and threatened to sue so they removed it.
I thought this was great when I also thought it was a fire extinguisher.
It was when I got to the getting in the shower with someone that I got really confused.
Load More Replies...I mean, to be fair, if I were our next door neighbor, I wouldn't let my kids go play with us.
It's okay. Just imagine feeling like you live in the meth lab apartment!
Load More Replies...Meth lab is a little much. Maybe above a bunch of dysfunctional twenty-something’s.
That would be the cast of Friends, while the reality is being above the cast of Breaking Bad.
Load More Replies...Like people dying because they can't afford heath care? Oh, wait, that's just us, not them.
Load More Replies...I can imagine myself in the same situation - I can't read anything without glasses.
That's the exact face I make when I'm trying to look at something without my glasses
That's me in my yoga class trying to figure out which is the teachers butt and which is her head...
Load More Replies...That is literally me I wear glasses and I swim and I can NEVER see the results
You know you can get prescription goggles right? My daughter is +9 and wears them :)
Load More Replies...I watched that too without glasses. Reese Witherspoon was so funny in it.
Load More Replies...I can't tell where the chart ends and the wall starts. And I'm not exaggerating.
Load More Replies...How does she do the training then? You have to be able to judge distance.
Muscle memory? Not reading a chart and not seeing a wall a different too.
Load More Replies...... and it still is baffling how forgiving any and every state is towards millionaires and billionaires who claim not having known better and by accident having done XYZ, actively, that earned them milliones in a heartbeat, while anyone who is unemployed and got funding for a washing machine or so, and by a true and honest mistake got a few bucks extra, can expect that they'll come after him, even if they, collecting their claims, make them so broke they can't live before the first paycheck rolls in, which usually is later than unemployment aide. This isn't really different even in countries that are less of an atricious capitalist hellhole than the US. "Oh, you fracked up a company that could still operate sufficiently, and now some 50...100 people are unemployed, customers who already paid are fracked, too? Here's your yearly salary of 200 k€! No, nevermind it's not even July yet, you get the full year, silly!".
I would like to see every financial "expert" live off minimum wage of every state and province, for a year. 6 months even. With no safety net to start off with. No savings. Nothing, zip, nada. Let them live off the rent, utilities, grocery bills, gas, insurance, taxes, child care, emergencies. Tell them there is credit and easy approval, instant, high interest loans they take advantage of if they want, but they have to make the payments and their credit scores will suffer. They could make it a real game (not some fake reality show, a real game.) Whoever survives without cheating, and actually attains all their expectations gets to be awarded allowance to give financial advice and all the losers are stripped of their title and banned from giving any financial advice. Would there even be a winner?
Not so fast! You completely left out the taxpayer subsidies they use to stay afloat.
If you like talk to tomatoes ... If a squash can make you smile .. if you like to waltz with potatoes... Up and down the produce isle...
Haha! Like he is going to give you a single present without charging you for it!
Because unlike Santa billionaires don’t give a hoot about the average person. Santa cares about everyone.
And knows where to get millions of gifts online
Load More Replies...He's a selfish git with more money than his entire family could ever spend in all their lives, but it's HIS money, so nyeeer
I'd love to see people in the UK try this with Maggie Thatcher, Lizz Truss, Tony Blair, Boris What's a Johnson, etc. It'd be carnage.
If you had a picture of any of these on your car truck drivers would be using you for target practice!
Load More Replies...My area has a lot of “Buck Fiden” signs in their garages and stuff. (Not us. We lay low around those folks). It’s just the hostility that comes with opposing sides now that worries me. Not the difference of opinion.
Don't know why you got down voted. Have an upvote on me.
Load More Replies...Hardcore Trumpers that do this s**t are so delusional. And the worst part is they think they're the mentally stable ones.
Well their leader did declare himself a mentally stable genius ... 😂
Load More Replies...Joseph Stalin had a personality cult. And today a certain ex-president has one too, which is pretty ironic, because he is supposedly anti-communist.
I mean, so did Hitler and Mussolini. Really any dictator who didn't inherite their position needs some degree of personality cult to get into power.
Load More Replies...I don't especially mind that the magats clearly label themselves. I wish it wasn't necessary but it does make it easier to avoid them.
Appreciate the magats, thats what I call them too
Load More Replies...I do remember people doing this with Obama though (I still see cars with Obama and Hope & Change stickers, or even some houses still with Obama "O" flags near me), where do you think Trump got the idea of making his campaign a cult of personality from, and making Merch a big part of it? As well as making social media and mass rallies his main form of getting his base excited? He literally copied Obama's 2008 Campaign, just more crude and less class
Considering his disgraceful bug-out from Afghanistan, the immigration crisis, inflation and fading cognition, fumbling international relations and the bozos he installed in his cabinet, I wouldn't advertise my support for him either.
Yeah but he won’t notice. I always am in trouble for not noticing!
Load More Replies...I don't know if it is just me, but whenever I sleep between 3pm to 6pm, it messes my head so badly and I'd feel so freaking confused. I'd definitely panic if someone do this to me when I'm in that state :')
Maybe you’re experiencing sleep inertia, waking up during REM sleep. Waking up from that state can be rough.
Load More Replies...HAHAHAHAA - omg... this is such a good prank. Is it wrong that part of me kiiinda wants to do this?
Venn diagrams which don't make any sense make me so aggressive 😅
But, but this one does make Sense. What is your point? Edit: I hate downvotes, so one up from me to cancel them out.
Load More Replies...That’s so weird, I have this exact Venn diagram from another article
Look at strawberry.panda's comment below. She has the diagram with all the sections labeled 🤗
Load More Replies...Sorry I meant to say. 'Green: do you want me to call your mommy?😂😂🤣🤣'
Load More Replies...Hey I'm that kind of uncle. I only go home about once a decade and I've never even met my niece.
Sir, I think you should probably meet your niece.
Load More Replies...I have an uncle who's also flaky and just shows up when he decides to, or doesn't. I can understand why.
I respond to my calls/messages by glancing at them and continuing whatever I was doing before being interrupted.
This is what I aspire to. Specifically, the part where no one knows where I live.
There's a high elevation meadow in Kane County, Utah that looks like that in early August.
Yeah. That poor horse is skinny and looks like he's gonna collapse 😭 And the sky looks tilted
Load More Replies...It was pretty much a desert where virtually no one wanted to live. That's why they went there, they kept getting kicked out of other places.
Load More Replies...No, it's just a learning moment for the raccoon. I think he got it in the end. Things that look like clouds should not be washed.
Load More Replies...https://youtu.be/rfbb4yRBH64 watch at your own risk. It is very sad.
Load More Replies...My racoons love dry cat food, but will eat other things. I put out a separate bowl so they can wash their paws/ hands .
Immediately googled raccoon and cotton candy…never felt so bad for a raccoon before
Auch. When you thought it couldn’t hurt more
Load More Replies...For a second, I thought there was a new archeologist action hero from Taiwan.
Uh, this is one of the things they warned us about in the FERPA training.
Your viral for something embarrassing so you go ahead and feel bad about it. Unless you have a good reason for failing
Same, thought it was just a weird California thing. Just checked google maps and there still there.
Load More Replies...We're spending an estimated $412 Billion, yes, with a "B", to develop and build the F35 "weapons systems". Thats roughly half of the total amount spent on k-12 education annually. Just for one kind of jet!
Load More Replies...They don't call them "temporary buildings" in Florida because that describes every building in Florida.
Load More Replies...Ah, the portables. Always either hotter than heck in summer, or colder than the Arctic in winter.
Hahaha, we had those when I was in school in the 70s but they called them “portables” because they knew very well they would never be able to build more permanent school rooms.
They knew the next generation wasn't going to be big enough to merit permanent rooms.
Load More Replies...I taught in those. It was terrible. The upside, the principal didn't come to visit often!!!
There are many ways to serve your country. Being a soldier is just one... and most of them are better than it.
Yes! Like maybe addressing the homelessness and healthcare problems?
Load More Replies...Perhaps more people would "serve their country" via the military if the military gave a sh!t about them when they return home. Too many veterans are suffering with homelessness, unemployment, and untreated mental health disorders. Until the military cares for its veterans, I'd stay clear of them.
The whole "serve your country" thing has to be the most blatant example of mass gaslighting. It guilts people into joining the army, and shames those that don't. I guess working on a farm to produce food for the country isn't considered "serving the country". Nah, you have to join the cult, be sent to the other side of the world and just follow orders or be sent to military jail, even if your conscious says what you're told is terrible. Then when you've had enough or no longer able to be useful they toss you out to the void. What happens to you is not their problem anymore. Actually "serve" is right. You're serving their agenda. That's it.
I think you need to learn a bit more about military service before you off an opinion on what happens when you are serving. I see a few misconceptions. And truthfully, people need to just understand that the military is not for everyone.
Load More Replies...I "served my country" by spending ten years protesting the Iraq War. Would have saved a lot more lives if that war had never been. Lesson learned, the USA is good at winning wars, but we suck at picking wars. We're like Baby Huey. We do OK when the UN and NATO tell us what to do, but we suck when we move on our own.
Every culture is sold a religion that has nothing at all to do with church or God. You have one too that other cultures find inexplicable and probably disturbing.
Indeed. And there's resentment over the decades of propaganda that has been projected onto the rest of the world about US apparently being the centre of the universe. That's where the jibes come from, not hatred. What's appalling to the rest of the world is watching people willing to go down in a gunfight because of their belief in American exceptionalism to the detriment of themselves, their families, and their countrymen. Just seems ludicrous to the rest of the world.
Load More Replies...As someone who grew up in a military family and married into the military, blind worship of the military is dumb af. That whole "serve your country" line is a giant steaming pile of b.s. They do not care about you.
Oh yes he is. All heavily photoshopped pics now look the same.
Load More Replies...I was thinking how convenient that he had full headphones to put on.
Load More Replies...Forgetting about the ears. I'm confused...it takes 8 years in the UK to go from the start of year 7 to the start of uni. It can't take much longer elsewhere can it?
Didn’t say anything about it being the start of uni, just that he is in uni. Could be year two or three or maybe he’s a grad student now.
Load More Replies...I am glad you are ok after having an emergency. Must be a programmer who saved you in ".exe". What happens if I double click on you?
Load More Replies...Why are so many expected to be doctors? Also i couldn't help but laugh at the "why don't you save him as a PDF & see if that helps"
I saw someone volunteer on an aircraft when they asked this, they said they weren't a "qualified doctor but I've watched very episode of grays anatomy and ER" and we're deadly serious in thinking that this would equip them with enough medical knowledge to help on an aircraft. Thankfully an actual doctor was on board, sadly the woman died (she was a few rows back from us and we landed with her covered in a blanket to pretend to everyone else who wasn't nearby as they disembarked etc that she was asleep. Her poor family were crying and crying and kept saying they were already on their way to a funeral. Felt so sorry for them!
I'm a doctor. Okay a doctor of literature, but a doctor nonetheless. That wasn't what you wanted either huh?
We have so many educators in my school with doctorates that people won’t address as “Dr.” because they aren’t “real doctors.”
Load More Replies...Off topic a bit, but I learned that a "good" place to have a medical emergency is Manhattan. Mom and I were there on vacation some years ago, at a play at the Lincoln Center. A woman a few rows back fainted during the performance. They did the "Is there a doctor in the house" and yes, there were several.
Your dad is a POS. If he wants a doctor in the family so bad, what's stopping the âsshât to get the degree himself?
I know someone who was on a flight from NYC to Israel and they had a medical emergency and asked over the PA if there was a doctor on board, 1 min later the went back on and said, they had more than they needed and if the rest could go back to their seats (there were quite a few people standing at that point) unless there was a cardiologist who could come forward.
And give up my ten gallon hat for a 37.85412 liter hat? Never!
It would likely get rounded up to a 40l hat, nearly a 10% bonus.
Load More Replies...Please change to the metric system. It's so much easier since the rest of the world uses them too!
If you haven't noticed, metric is sneaking in. Look a food packaging, liquor bottles, water bottles, car engines. Almost everything mechanical made in the US today requires metric tools, if for no other reason that it was made in China. Linear measurements are about the only thing left.
Load More Replies...The British use miles also. Many countries use a combination of systems.
And switch from Fahrenheit to Celsius. The US is the only country using F and it's kind of annoyimg to constantly check my converter. I mean 100 F = circa 38 C, -40 F = -40 C. That's so strange.
...all the words are spelled correctly though. Well I guess, "yall" should have an apostrophe.
Load More Replies...Yeah...that's actually weirder than having a foot fetish.
Load More Replies...Supposedly, has something to do with a young child first experiencing certain feelings when crawling at foot level, and somehow that makes a connection.
Load More Replies...If we are sleepin together and your feet touch mine, I will literally wake from a dead sleep to say EWW.
I’ve met Disguised Toast IRL! He’s a very nice and chill dude :)
Hinds metrics on high places. How beautiful are the metrics of those who bring good tidings. This is kinda fun!
Load More Replies...Going to the comments for an explanation then realizing it’s of a meme I don’t even understand in the first place
Meanwhile, back home - in a country of less than 5 million voters, we have 50+ parties.
Well it's because anyone can start a party. You just have to register it. (same in Sweden) I could start the My dog is the best! party if I wanted to.
Load More Replies...The two party system is driven by the realities of math and gerrymandering.
We need to get rid of gerrymandering, lobbying and the electoral college (let the popular vote win). The electoral college was set up because the founding fathers didn't think anyone but white male landowners were actually smart enough to decide who should run the government, lobbying is bribery, and gerrymandering is just flat out cheating and robbing the voter of the weight of their vote
Load More Replies...Any American should upvote this a 10000000 times. A lot of your problems with democracy would be gone if there were more political parties... I didn't mean at all to be condescending but I am deeply concerned by a lot of what is going on over there!
Yeah! We're pretty worried too. And frustrated.
Load More Replies...Yeah, but we have thousands of lobbyists, each representing a different special interest, and they're the ones that make the laws.
Absolutely blew my mind when I learned that it's not uncommon for lobby groups to actually compose the laws they want passed! Wouldn't have believed it had it not come from a highly respected law professor. We truly are a country run by the wealthy, but we're given an illusion of choice to pacify us. Sorry for the broken record, I know I say that a lot, but it's a fairly new understanding I've come to just a few years ago and it still blows my mind. Studying law and then working for legal aid has made me realize that I spent 55 years with my head in the sand.
Load More Replies...Yes, and that - and the system making it so - is a major problem, a major downside of the system and the parties themselves. In germany, we currently have seven parties, six groups/fractions, in the federal parliament, three of them composing the current coalition government, and ... THAT is not what is wrong here, it's a lot, still, but a system that doesn't throw out the third largest party already altogether certainly has this point above one consisting of only two. You see how one party going batshid crazy doesn't affect the twopartiedness by any means? It should. Whereever you stand, there should be at least two electable parties so having a monopoly on some ideology or position on the left/right-spectrum won't protect any of them from a massive loss in voters, if they frack up.
I'm convinced that the US is a nation run by the wealthy and we're given an illusion of choice to keep us pacified.
Load More Replies...Can still find him out there working so hard to continue to get medical care for 9/11 responders. He has to go to Congress every few years to BEG and JUSTFY continued help. Disgusting that has to happen. They should get all the help they need for the rest of their lives.
Load More Replies...I searched it up and there were like 85 different oreo types through the years!
George Washington warned against such a system and what did our leadership do?? 😮💨
Ranked choice voting is a very interesting concept. I should really learn more about it because one of my sons shares your opinion and I highly respect his opinions.
Load More Replies...Too many "sensitive" people are offend by "Merry Christmas" and want to hear cringe-inducing "Happy Holidays" instead.
The phrase "Happy Holidays" has existed since the 1800s. Bing Crosby sang it back in the 1940s. Nothing sensitive or cringe worthy about anyone wishing you well.
Load More Replies...I said Merry Christmas to a convenience store clerk who I saw all the time and he went off on me like a bomb!
I have Reddit, but i prefer BP. It's the condensed version. And no Twitter.
And now because of the evil one I'll never join twitter....waiting for it to crash and burn do to his idiocy.
I've never even been on Reddit. That's what I count on Bored Panda for!
I would set up a Facebook account for my dog, but she has no wit, humor or common sense. Which is why she’s so lovable running through a screen door and barking at nothing.
Barking at nothing? That's what you think. Some cultures believe animals and specially dogs can see evil spirits/ghost and all other kind of supernatural stuff that humans can't see readily. Just sayin.
Load More Replies...Does anyone remember when you could add a catbook or dogbook to your Facebook wall so you'd have like a little mini wall for your pets to "post"? It had to be around 2007ish and I don't have a clue as to when, or why, it went away. I would love to be able to go back and read the status updates I made for my cat back then. She passed away in 2020 and there are no words that can properly express how much I miss her.
Gonna be hard when all he wants to do is stick his face out of the window!
thats acutally sad that disney dont be real with ppl (edit: they make girls be thin like worms and do weird body propotionals)
Disney's view of life is nearly as unrealistic as the Hallmark Channel.
Load More Replies...Oh my God! I had the same epiphany about a woman tv presenter. I remember being in 7th grade and telling my teacher that I thought his woman was quite chubby. Now I have to specify that my teacher was kinda chubby herself but it didn't occurred to me that I was basically calling my teacher chubby by proxy 🤦♀️. My teacher tried to argue with me saying she wasn't chubby but I was pretty convinced. But that's not the point anyway. I recently watched an old video of that TV presenter and I can't believe I considered her fat! She was a perfectly normal woman, on the thin side no less! And I am currently way heavier looking than her! Oh the irony!
I recently got out some reeeeealy old clothes I have never had the heart to get rid of, but they would fit my daughter so I asked if she wanted them. I'm getting them out and thinking how fat I thought I was when I could get in them. They only just fit her and she's a beanstalk. Yikes.
Load More Replies...Lilo (the little kid, I think she's 6yo) likes to take close up polaroids of tourists at the beach. It's... Not really addressed.
Load More Replies...That's why Isabela in Encanto is so awesome! She's another very realistic character who shows a body type generally never shown in movies or shows!
You mean Louisa? Isabella was the perfect pretty one
Load More Replies...Those are pictures that Lilo took of the tourists on the beach. LLAP
Load More Replies...This is the only movie that has the proportions, especially the legs, of my own daughter.
So he's Paul rudd dressed up as the ant man dressed up as weird al?
Load More Replies...I guess it's because a. he's a dad, and b. the wasp is ant-man's girlfriend so that would be weird
Knowing he likes Weird Al makes me like him even more somehow. (Also my sister has that exact same accordion)
Completely. Like randomly showing up in a Weezer video.
Load More Replies...Yes exactly. I can't stand this "stop generalizing" and "good people on both sides" BS. First of all, we need more than two "sides". More importantly, if you truly believe that you are a good person, why are you voting for the side that actively promotes the eradication of legal protections for women, POC, the LGBTQ community, veterans, the environment, and whose leadership has remained largely silent in response to their only named 2024 presidential candidate calling for the mutilation of our Constitution? I would love to hear a very good, thoughtful, well researched and articulate answer to all of this. I can wait.
Load More Replies...I always find it weird that the "red" party is the right-wing one, because everywhere else "red" is the left-wing/socialist/communist color.
Same here. I'm surprised that the Republicans have been okay with that since they were sure against the "Reds" and "Pinkos" back in the day. I guess they aren't many options though. It's red, white or blue and the Republicans already get accused of being the white party they wouldn't want to make it official. :-D
Load More Replies...Many years ago, the British comedian David Frost explained "America has two political parties. The Republicans, who are like our Conservative Party, and the Democrats, who are like our Conservative Party."
There's got to be a equivalent of how Americans see European elections ... except we don't even think about international elections ...
No wonder. Most of y’all think “Europe” is a country that “makes that cheese, right?”
Load More Replies...the bottom photo should be flipped L-to-R. Republicans would rather burn the whole world down than accept that people in LGBTQIA+ communities are human beings too.
Overstate much? Yes, you are correct. Every. Single. Republican. Yes, every single Republican that was, is and is to come is anti LGBTQIA+. And of course every single Democrat is pro LGBTQIA+. Yep. Seriously, can we stop over-generalizing already?
Load More Replies...I want to sympathize, I really do but I am a brazilian guy in 2022...I'm so sorry, I know that you have your problems, but what we are living is chaos.
I've read about it. Health, safety, and much love to you and your fellow citizens! :(
Load More Replies...Have you lived here? It’s horrible and is getting worse every day. Women don’t even have autonomy over their own bodies any more.
Load More Replies...Pretty soon Mexico is going to willingly build that wall just so they can keep us out. Sincerely, an American.
Load More Replies...Yet many want to come here. Weird how that works. I live in a small town in the midwest, voted against Trump, spoke out loudly about it, and was allowed to do so. I'm surrounded by beautiful hills, forests and fields and mostly kind, caring people. Stereotyping an entire country is not wise nor fair. I hope you're all happy wherever you reside.
Agreed. It's used for every place. Very commonly for Winnipeg in Canada. Like, we get it. We're the "murder capital, everyone gets stabbed everywhere, there's a homeless and drug problem and it's cold af." If Winnipeg was a character in 8 Mile it'd be casted as Rabbit.
Load More Replies...What if they find out I protested in the 1960's against the government about the war and now they won't let me board because they think I'm a terrorist?
OMG! What if I ‘accidentally’ have a ton of alien dynamite???
I accidentally brought a knife in my backpack once - total panic when the agent pulled it out and gave me exactly the look you think they would. Fortunately they just threw it away and sent me on my way.
Best ever was a case of a train not running because the driver didn't know the route, yes I know they are meant to know every signal etc etc but the driver on the bus replacement service didn't know the area, found all the stations.
Because in UK train drivers get twice the salary of ...Nurses, teachers and police . 3 x the salary of Carers and HCA's.......and the train drivers are striking for MORE!!!!!
To fly from Boise to Sacramento is just over an hour. The train takes one day and 23 hours. Guess I'm gonna fly.
He also said “sad reality” as though we shouldn’t be on our phones so much while tweeting more than once an hour.
Load More Replies..."REPTILE? I'M AN AMPHIBIAN, YOU PIECE OF WHALE BLUBBER!"
Load More Replies...Is this a photo of a comic in a book, or is this digital comic made to look like it’s in a book for some weird reason?
Lovenstein (aka JL Westover) does both webcomics and books of same. At a guess though this is a printout of a webcomic.
Load More Replies...Other than toads being amphibians- there actually is no true difference between toads and frogs. Many of the features defining "toads" are also seen in "frogs," and vice versa. So, the terms are interchangeable, unless you want to be accurate based on that specific anuran's common name.
If all the racist homophobic bigots are going to Heaven, I sure as Hell don't want to go there.
With all the stoners, gay folks, pro choicers and the lack of pastors and priests Hell is starting so sound like a pretty awesome place.
Load More Replies...Fact: no one goes to hell or heaven because they simply don't exist
How do you know that? No one knows for sure whether Heaven and Hell are actually real or not, so you can't say it's s fact that they don't exist.
Load More Replies...Given the people I've met over the years who are 100% assured that they are getting into Heaven, telling me I'm not getting in isn't the flex they think it is.
Statistically, I've come to the conclusion that I'm going to hell in multiple religions.
And everyone believes in a god who would condemn people to eternal hell if they were taught/believed the wrong version.
The idea of eternal torment in hell never sat right with me and Christians generally avoid talking about it. I wouldn't wish eternal torture on the worst human to ever exist. It's that bad of a thing. And I actually looked into it and the Bible never even says that's true. It says both body and soul are destroyed in the lake of fire. Meaning you just stop existing. It makes way more sense when speaking of a merciful and loving God that he wouldn't have made a system that sends people to eternal torment who just decided he didn't exist or didn't want what he was offering. I mean "the wages of sin is death". It makes sense to me. It's weird to me that this is a rare Christian belief to have as it's not so hypocritical or contradictory considering the loving message of the Bible and Gods character.
Load More Replies...Why would anyone like to go to heaven(or hell or Walhalla) Nirvana is so much more tempting.
I did this the other day with ice cream cake. Was at the store and literally told myself I’m an adult I can do what I want haha
Yes. This realization occasionally hits either myself or the spouse... at which point... we end up with a gigantic costco-sized cake the next day.... then regret our decision a few days later... then hate ourselves as the month ends... --then we forget we did this-- next year... "Hey, we can just get a giant cake, yeah?"
There I was, still under a curse to turn into a swan. I had just fought off a Church Grim ( black canine with glowing eyes) and was walking through town to my next stop or fight. I just met a fair maiden, noble born. She might have been of the Seelie or Unseelie court, I could not tell. She was hugging my arm, we were starting to flirt, and the tension was rising ... Then I woke up.
I have had those kind of dreams. Why does the alarm always have to go off in the middle of them instead of between dreams. If some researcher could figure that out they would become rich.
I've actually managed this a couple of times... Strangely, both times it was variations on the same dream.
Ironically the same sense of having not completed things also keeps me from falling asleep at night.
Last night I spent the entire night installing a new gas boiler and never got to turn it on and see if it worked because I woke up. As a musician by trade it seems likely it would have ended with fire, but you never know, a dream could have offered success!
What is c**p censored 😆 unless I’m missing something and it’s another word
BP thinks we are all sensitive delicate fragile powder puffs, so it censors words like cr@p XD
Load More Replies...i rather be a pigeon ill poop over everyone no one is safe from my wrath
Contemplating on whether there is any job on this planet that will not try to kill me with stress and thinking maybe it's too late for that as I am too stressed beyond repair? Maybe.
I always contemplate to be a road sweeper driver. Looks pretty chill
Load More Replies...I’ve visited home for a few hours and then driven back to my current living place, at the speed limit with no music playing :p same feels.
Why is A*s blanked out?? Apart from being a wild donkey, I always understood it was a USA euphemism, for the buttocks, backsides, beam, sit-upon. If we are going start blanking out euphemisms, then we will have to cut out all verbal communicaton!
If you don't listen to Metallica back to back with arcana grande you're boring
Arcana Grande sounds interesting. Is it a new death metal band?
Load More Replies...Who says you can't go from head-banging to AC/DC to shaking pom-poms with Tay Tay in a matter of minutes?
head banging to AC/DC, the pop band from the 1980s? Let me introduce you then to ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjOtKC_GZ9o
Load More Replies...guys this is aesthetics, there is no right and wrong, stop downvoting people just because you don't like their music taste. OK? thanks.
And they have only two options to choose from. Imagine multi party system. The country will be a total mess.
I'm not from US so can someone shortly explain what was the point of that? Was it just to show protest or?..
A bunch of idiots who could not accept the reality that their orange carrot overlord cult leader (Trump) was not actually loved by all of America. They were sure that the election had been “rigged”, so they set out to overthrow our government, and… yeah, you know what? I LIVE here and I STILL don’t know what the hell was going through their heads or what the point of it was! XD
Load More Replies...... you know, they tracked a black guy for shoplifting by using data not supposed to be used for minor crimes like that, from some social media or something, even in times of mandatory masks and stuff, but can't seem to be bothered to even acquire the same data from capitol stormers, who crimed in a more severe way, not a bit more, but a totally different order of magnitude...
964 have been charged so far, that's more than i expected
Load More Replies...As per the Simpson/Cop post: mob mentality, or more specifically a culture of a group disrupts cognition to the point one cannot properly assess their own behavior within the group or outside of it. When in that bubble of an echo chamber, members are certain their behavior is correct and acceptable based on the group reaction. What they tend not to realize is that positive reaction is only from within the group. Outsiders who criticize are subversives not upset by the behaviors but envious and resentful they’re not part of the group. Or they justify it as non-members being brain washed. Never do they assess their own behavior as wrong. When interacting outside of the group they’re much less guarded when it comes to opinions. They let their reprehensible and illegal behavior slip because they can’t properly evaluate their right from wrong.
I still don't understand, if a bunch of 'these people' could storm the building, what was all the previous however long about stopping terrorism at any costs? If a bunch of angry men can rock up in plaid and get in, what ever would of stopped other supposed highly organised and ruthless threats? I just don't understand? The US spends so much on defense?
In their tiny idiotic brains they thought they could disrupt Congress and place Trump back into office. What a horrific dystopia s**t show! And plenty of these cretins still hold to their beliefs. Most scary part is how many G men were down low supporting this tyranny.
Just because t was half hearted and badly implemented does not mean it was not an insurrection. I read what they were posting in the days beforehand, it was definitely intended to stop the certification of a democratically elected president.
Load More Replies...This is how Senator McCarthy got his medals...
Load More Replies...wel, they really look like children, with their costumes too big and huuuge cap
And the guy in the suit behind the generals outranks all of them. Advisor to Mr. Kim.
HE'S the one you gotta watch! The rest? Meh, scout badges!
Load More Replies...In the US military, medals are apportioned based on rank. The higher the rank, the higher the medal for the work that the guy you outrank did for you.
When the senior ones run out of space on the jacket for medals, they pin the extra ones in a line down their pants leg. True fact!
You also see that you just need a few magnets for a fight against north korea 🤭
Where the hell does this statistic come from? What source, anyone know?
https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/mar/17/80-percent-of-uk-police-accused-of-domestic-abuse-kept-jobs-figures-show shows you what happens if cops are actually accused of partner violence in the UK (they keep their job a lot more than people otherwise employed)
Load More Replies...Cops also have higher than average rates of drug abuse and addiction/alcoholism and suicide. Not all cops are bad and the good ones carry a lot of weight with them.
Cops have this brother in blue code. They help each other hide their bad deeds. Until this so called "good cops" starts doing their job and arresting they bad brothers in blue instead of helping them to cover it up. There are no good cops.
Load More Replies...I like this, I guess it's good to see the positive side. So sad though.
they’re saying more cops don’t get reported for bearing their wives. how’s that positive??
Load More Replies...Did the HIKER know they was lost, or just someone else thought the hiker was lost?
Load More Replies...If it was important they'd text or leave a voicemail... At least that's my excuse!
Totally! Only scammers and weirdos wouldn't send a message the other way
Load More Replies...Sounds like me! I don't answer unknown number calls. 99.9% are spam!
I rarely, if ever answer my phone. Only if it's a family member calling, and then only if I'm feeling like talking 😄.
Load More Replies...Them : If you don't pay us in Apple gift cards right now we're going to send a sheriff to your location. Lost guy : Please do!
Load More Replies...I don't think I'm mature as much as I don't have people I can celebrate with that day and want my brain to not think it is unloved.
Maturity? It's more like resignation. After a point, does it really matter?
This is how I feel about it. To me it's just another day.
Load More Replies...It kinda does make you more mature to not expect people to bend over and kiss your a*s just because it's your birthday
That's not what I expected on my birthday, I've never heard anyone say that before either.
Load More Replies...I was 20, my parents completely forgot it was my birthday until 9pm that night. It was my eye opening moment that if my parents didn't view the day as memorable why would I expect anyone else to care.
Yes, if you engage the word "mature" simply as age. We have matured to the point where we don't want to be reminded of how we continue to mature faster and faster until the years are just whizzing by, so... yes.
hey, don't judge! i'm 37 but started adulting only few years ago :D
Matured ??????? People who don't celebrate their birthday are those of us who feel they come along once a week.
I really, really liked how the boldest, reddest and most underlined line in the whole question is literally the breaking up part. Oh, and the rainy day. Don't forget it was raining that day. Almost surprised that there wasn't extra points for ideas on how the boy can win the girl back.
If she is still a girl, she must have hooked up with the boy when she was very young!
Load More Replies...They are separating at a rate of approximately 5.1 feet per second at that exact moment. Call the boy's distance traveled b, the girl's distance g, and the distance between them x. By the Pythagorean Theorem, b-squared plus g-squared equals x-squared. Differentiate both sides with respect to time (t). Then solve for dx/dt. (The exact answer is the square root of 26). Yes, I've just outed myself as a Calculus teacher. I never thought to use a romance in one of my problems. I usually resorted to liverwurst and radioactive spiders.
Amusingly I got the answer of 5.099, but I did it using descriptive geometry because I'm an architect, so I built the triangle, measured the hypotenuse and learned that after 5 seconds, they're at 25.495 feet from each other, then simply divided that by 5 to learn the rate per second...
Load More Replies...At least this problem has an interesting story to go with it. I remember in one of the last maths classes I ever took, writing, in my maths book " I have just spent half an hour working out that x= -2. Who cares??! What would have happened if I never found that out? How would life have been changed? Why couldn't someone just tell me x= -2? Why am I wasting my life working it out?" Etc. Etc. Maths and I did not get on...
Yeah I think this is kind of a good math problem. It gets the students’ attention more than the usual boring examples and maybe they even crack a smile during a stressful final exam.
Load More Replies...Yes, someone check on that teacher as they clearly don't know what differential calculus is.
Teacher: They'll never realize this is a true story about me and the ex.
Slow walker here. Some of us has athsma and disabilities. Not me, I'm just unfit af but still...what's the hurry?
Fast walker here, No issue with what speed you walk but just keep to the side or something, not linking arms with your bestie across the entire path. And If for some reason that is unavoidable for the love of god don't just randomly stop mid stride. Any time stolen by slow walking / driving etc is time i could have been comfortable in my happy place (hello fellow introverts).
Load More Replies...Slower walkers to the right. We’ll pass you on the left. Also please learn this when shopping and driving. 😉
It's not the single walker so much as at least 2 people walking slowly and abreast each other. Like, be aware of your surroundings.
“You’re such an ungrateful freeloader! I worked HARD to give you an easier life, and you waste it by living such an easy life!”
“I worked hard to give *you* a better life, not ‘those people’. Stop trying to help them and having your own opinions on how the world should work. Can’t you see my generation is the pinnacle of human achievement and society should stay the same forever?”
Load More Replies...I am tired of parents telling kids/teens that “Someday when you live in the REAL world…” like their kids’ struggles are minor and meaningless.
I thought I was just preparing my kid to eventually enter the real world by making comments like that about what it's like as an adult vs a kid. Turns out I was just terrifying him so me and my wife have had to stop... He is only 10... 😅
Load More Replies...Well, if you don't want us to live an easier life, then go ahead. You did this to yourselves anyway.
"I want to give you the things that I couldn't have. TAKE THEM you lazy good for nothing..."
I don't downvote often, but this is c**p. We are leaving a hell of a mess for the kids. I feel bad for the zoomers. They have to deal with the mountain of 20th century garbage we're leaving behind.
I remember the story from TV. She is a bit mentally delayed and they collected money for her first Christmas with presents. She lives with her grandmother in a mountain village.
That dude, or dudette, that you got directions from was probably their soulmate 😂
more The Society | Bastard Son & the Devil Himself | Sex Education...please and thanks
But what would it be about? Almost everyone is dead! :(
Load More Replies...I have always believed that there is a course in 'Doctor School' called "Lousy Handwriting", and that there is also a course in 'Pharmacy School' called "How To Decipher Lousy Handwriting".
My aunt put herself through medical school by working in a pharmacy. She took a handwriting course specifically to make things easier for her patients. Doctors' messy handwriting causes an estimated 7,000 deaths and 1.5 million injuries every year in the US; in India, it's estimated that doctors' illegible handwriting kills 44,000 people every year. https://medicaltrendsnow.com/medicine/doctors-bad-handwriting/
Load More Replies...Cue no one named Mike being in ur audience followed by akward pause until you realize no one will be standing followed by stuttering the line out too far out for the comedic pause to be effective followed by a single polite laugh from the audience and 25 years of wishing you had died right then and there while questioning your worth to anyone and anything at 3 am in the morning. Maybe that's just how it would go for me though 🤔
Load More Replies...aaaargh, i hated that, one of the reasons I cancelled the subscription
Please :( My family's literally gonna be homeless if the house prices continues to be expensive af. We're currently living in a provided government housing but only for 8 years left before we have to move out. I hope that I'll be able to secure a house for all of us soon.
I feel for ya, but it's unlikely to change even if some price correction will take place (I mean yea, 30% drop in prices might be possible but gl securing loan or paying it off with CB and banks ramping up interest rates). Unfortunately you can hope to get on the ladder for cheap only in case of some really bad global event, when housing or perhaps money in general will be the last thing for ppl to worry about.
Load More Replies...Now someone else is posting: A week ago my cat disappeared...
Load More Replies...They likely are brothers ... littermates ... and they both are fat. I don't wanna fatshame, let alone catshame, but ... as their human, or his human, or ... are they both male? ... I think I remember them both being male ... anyway, do something about cat's eating habits. Or tire them out more regularly.
Indeed. I don't remember the name of the game now, but at one point with a strict time limit, I didn't even dare to blink my eyes or breathe, so I almost passed out with tears flowing. Good times.
Good to know I'm not the only one that will pass out from oxygen deprivation trying to pass that damn part.
Load More Replies...There was this game that I played when I was young. I think I was more intelligent back then because I tried to play the game again as an adult, and I couldn't reach the level I stopped at before. Also, the game taught me English!
*cough* *cough* SkipTheTutorial. his content used to be gaming challanges and now its just minecraft things you didnt know. lame stuff.
I don't know if I just aged, but Aphmau. She was so cool, her videos were probably staged, but they were good ideas. Now she's just sucking off game releases or popular things with obviously staged videos. Sundee has the same problem. He used to have cool Among Us mods, but now all he does is create mods based on what is popular like poppy playtime, security breach, etc.
Shadiversity and his seconds channel Knights Watch. Too much friggin negativity.
I was looking forward to going to that, but then I found out that I hadn't been there, so I couldn't go :(
Well he showed his hand afterwards, therefore it was still known to time travelers. Just kidding, I'm with Steve on this one.
It means they're stressed or scared or worried. Most of the time
Nala was not stressed. She just caught sight that she was having her picture taken while shamelessly sucking up to get a piece of hamburger.
For this to be realistic the boat also needs to be on fire, sinking and someone has a sword sticking out their chest
I put a knot in the lead that is then just below my chin as I hate the cable touching the side of my neck, it then neans I can hold the cable in place using the highest fastened button on my shirt.... I know, I know I'm weird.
But moon landing in 1969? Studying the Van Allen belt in 2018? NASA "we lost the technology we had to safely get through the Van Allen belt."
I have a Lenovo laptop which runs Linux, and the Zoom client doesn't support virtual backgrounds, but the camera has a little flap which slides over it for peace of mind. And a Macbook which is the other way round so I don't need to sit awkwardly in the "private" corner of my room, but don't trust the camera...
My OnePlus 7pro is getting old and glitchy but its selfie camera literally comes out of the phone when it's being used so nobody can see me looking like a naked mole rat with a double chin unless I consent
Load More Replies...Rather sensible. Monitoring software is sold to business owners to monitor workers at their work stations. This started mid-2000's. Not to mention illicit remote access software run by some mal-ware groups.
At 65 I’ve accumulated way too many of those historical events. Some great, but mostly bad. 1968 was really really bad.
At 65 you we're 9 years old in 1968. I don't think you can remember any real historical events from your personal experience.
Load More Replies...This whole century has felt like that so far, with no signs of slowing down. 🙁
Or a really person with lots of upvotes on bp that is secretly transphobic…
At 5 minutes to 6? Is that AM or PM? If it’s AM, you’d need to get up at sparrow fart to get to first period. Either way, that’s crazy. No wonder you stayed home.
The joke is that he can't tell the time because he doesn't go to school.
Load More Replies...Me when I have the day off from work, looks at clock “My team is still working right now 🤣🤣 the fools”
Go to class long enough to learn how to remove the watermark ffs
I did it once and only once in college. I did indeed arrive back to my dorm by 11 AM after class and fall asleep for the next 11 hours once I took a nap around 1 o’clock. I don’t think I’ll be doing that again anytime soon!!
My opinion is quite the opposite actually 😌 /s
Load More Replies...I live in Japan, a country with precisely (checks notes) zero mask mandates, and the government is running TV adverts telling people they don't really need to wear masks when outside and not close to other people. PS it gets cold here and masks are nice and warm.
Yeah but before covid, people in Japan typically wear masks when under the weather right?
Load More Replies...Isn't awesome though that opinion or not, the US got right down to it and there was a vaccine ready to go the minute the FDA approved it?? I mean- wow!! Just in time to hit the streets.. Oddly enough, right AFTER the 2020 election! Obviously, just a coincidence, of course...
I hate that our political parties hate each other instead of just disagreeing.
Load More Replies..."If your racist I will attack you with the north" -Abraham Lincoln
Yea.. the cat lawyer was funnyer lol, "its me your honor, Im a real person not a cat " ...
tu aimes les peutaaaates ? le Will Waller tainestaouwsandsix est fait pour toi !
LOL this reminded me of my first time going to the dentist again after maybe 10+ years, because I suspected that I probably have an impacted wisdom tooth. I was so nervous about it, so I brushed my teeth super well before the appointment. The dentist was like, "You have nice teeth! Really great!" Something like that. I was surprised as well, kinda still think that he was probably lying about it haha. I hate how his assistant is so damn good looking though.
I'd agree with this, but recently had assignments that had back-to-back deadlines because the professor keeps on pushing back the dates, and suddenly releasing another assignment without warning nearing the end of the semester. We'd probably be less stressed if we knew beforehand that he'd be releasing a second assignment. :( I literally had to create a whole website within a day, 3 more days to finish the touch ups and then during that time, I also had to create a documentation. The documentation almost had about 100 pages. Even the professor thought that it was a lot lol :')
Please if you will, with two sugars, thank you. I also brought biscuits!
Load More Replies...There's more than one British accent I'd wager a good few British people would have trouble understanding my Glaswegian accent
Yeah we do way too many unflattering impressions of that accent, usually involving the word crumpets.
Load More Replies...I frequently pin myself to check what my hair looks like. Good thing they can't see the back of it! LOL.
...and the image is so tiny and of such low resolution that you can't see anything anyway, so you just guess...
Wait, this photo has what I think is a traffic light pole, I can maybe even see a bit of reflected green on that car windshield, should I click it or not? Sh!t I took too long, now it knows I'm not human and that I'm just three owls in a trench coat!
Load More Replies...I got dolphins last time and I was so happy. Of course I still didn’t get all of them right but at least it wasn’t traffic lights.
Living right on the line between stupid idiots and Florida trash idiots! Heck Yessss
I always think it's indicative of the US mentality that those who live on the coasts, and therefore understand there are other countries, vote Democrat, whilst those in the middle who've never seen the ocean or people of other nationalities vote Republican. As a general rule of thumb.
Your thumb is a stupid idiot. You ever heard of Alabama, Mississippi, Texas, Georgia, etc.. all coastal states. And have you seen how big America is? There is no such thing as US mentality. We are lousy with mentalities, and are pigeon holed into voting two parties due to a two party government. Fortunately the independent party is the most up and coming party now in the States.
Load More Replies.../Me waves from Florida Trash Idiots - and don't y'all wish you were here instead of freezing your effing butts off right about now? Lol - you go on hating :D
i notice they are missing out alaska. they are cold idiots, if they are classed as idiots at all.
Why does trump look like toad? Never mind let me take that back, that's hurtful to the toads
Toads can be quite cute. A bunch of them like to hang out in my window well and they're very entertaining. However, if Trump was hanging out in my window well I'd call the authorities! And the Air Force. Possibly the Ghostbusters too.
Load More Replies...I’d be way more invested in voting if THIS is how our elections went.
And in this corner 'Bam Bam Bernie' with his famous democracy slam.
If Bernie just weren't too decent a guy to actually hit the dude formerly known as The Donald with a massive object, ... but, Bernie was deprived his chance to presedency anyway, he may have been put in the race instead of Miss Clinton, and would have attracted quite a lot of the people who voted Trump, then... Working class who are at least somewhere in their mind, never had more reason to vote left, and it's been a long time any left wing politician was as popular in the US as Bernie was and, hopefully, still is. He'd have been my choice for sure, and ... not without reason.
using those headphones a hundred sweaty dirty heads had on before you
Load More Replies...Motown, I think, was the first label to have decent songs on both the A side and the B side of single platters. Wasn't it the Beatles that had to first album filled with songs on the radio playlists at the time of release?
I love buying albums from artists that I've only heard one or two songs from. Yes you do get the occasional clunker but most are good and there are gems to be found by accident!!
Exactly. I always believed that if a band had one song I liked, chances are I'd like half the album. Plus a 7" was not much cheaper than the LP.
Load More Replies...I went through this with my daughter. Aged 10 she came home from school with math homework and was getting so angry and frustrated because she didn't understand it. I looked at it, explained an easier way of working out the answers and she was really happy I could explain it better than her teacher. Next day she came home angry. Even though the answers were all correct it had been worked out the wrong way so she failed the assignment. She has never forgotten about it. Last year I was at her place and her eldest son, then 7, was frustrated over his math homework and I offered to help, only for my daughter to get mad at me and told me I wasn't allowed to help anyone with math homework ever again because of my monumental screw up the last time, 17 years later
For me, there’s yet another layer of this for currently 40-year-old me… XD
Bob's Burger of the day, if Louise is in charge, usually is one of those you don't really wanna order...
lol totally, didn't she come up with the foot feta-ish burger??
Load More Replies...How accurate is this lmaoo. I had to take Math 101 last semester for my general education requirement and the teacher straight up started the syllabus on the first day while the other classes were all wholesome, cute, intro classes.
Worse were the classes with required reading before the first class met.
Load More Replies...This is EXACTLY what happened to my nephew and his family... except they travelled from Australia to Japan!
If you have already stuck his glasses, he won't really see anything else! Probably stating the obvious, but I wear glasses and I totally feel it!
Only of you eat alot. If it's just one packet you'll be ok. Source: my friend as a toddler and her babysitter calling poison control
Load More Replies...idk WHY someone downvoted you, take an upvote bc this is funny :)
Load More Replies...Feeling this today. Paid nearly $100 for some international tracked shipping with FedEx (no choice of providers) and they tracked it as far as Appleton Wisconsin and declared it delivered. Bro, that was an airport, you are many countries away from actually getting it to me.
Amazon did that with my house. The package was marked as ‘handed to receptionist’ but we found it in the wheelie bin. Now we joke that we’ve employed Oscar the Grouch as a receptionist.
I mostly have random numbers as passwords, unfortunetly I often forget the numbers and just remember the movements of my fingers so if there's a keyboard without a separate space with numbers I need to sit and move my hand as I write in the password to figure out in what order the numbers are.
The original hulk I used to like until I found out he was a big trumpf supporter 🤮 Others I liked until I found out that they were a scientologist cult member and then I don't watch anything with a scientologist in it. Unless they die and then I can watch it. Cheers for example. I love it but refused to watch it after the scientologist cult member joined the cast. Now she is dead and I'll be able to watch it. Loved Grease but after I found out jt was also a scientologist cult member I refuse to watch it ever again, same with everything TC is in. I did watch a few episodes of Malcolm in the middle until I found out that the eldest son is also a scientologist. No more mitm for me. I finally watched King of Queens because Leah left the cult and has spoken out about the cult and how bad it is.
Kentucky pulls up seat next to Texas and they start gossiping. 😉
Load More Replies...Florida definitely gets made fun of most but actual hate (at least in my area) is almost exclusively of California. A large chunk of our country hates California.
Cali hates Cali- how else can you explain what they have done to a once beautiful state?
Load More Replies...Funny how one of those states is used to launch space crafts, and the other state is where the rocket engineering centre is.
HAHAHAHA!! Sooo funny!!! Good- Stay the Fvk out- we don't want you. We don't need you. Keep your bs in your own little corner- Don't NY my Florida!!! Welcome to the Free State of Florida- Now get the FVCH out!
Happy Maryland noises since we’re convinced that we are what America could have been.
Hey I find that offensive as a Floridian that doesn’t get drunk and throw alligators into Wendy’s drive thru
Worthless piece of s*** getting attention and making money while dragging Sandy Hook parents through an unimaginable hell for years. Did not get what he deserves. Just gets to claim bankruptcy to get out of it.
calm down dude it's just a sizzling fajita plate.
Load More Replies...Currently 24 y.o and yeah, those stuff is just ain't possible right now :'D I wasn't even allowed to date until 2 years ago or so when my parents were more open to it. Years of being single sorta made me think that relationship is no no LOL
I still don't understand how kindergardener drawings were able to shape our world like this.
I was so poor I didn't pirate movies and games because I had nothing to play them on
Load More Replies...bored panda stealing a twitter screenshot from a facebook group that stole it from an instagram post that stole it from a subreddit
Load More Replies...Everbody steals everything. I see BP content on The Chive all the time.
I miss rage faces! And comics like Hyperbole and a Half XD
Load More Replies...I'm just imagining history lessons 50/60 years in the future when kids are learning about memes in history class
Visited my boomer parents a couple of months back, and they were flexing about how much pension/tax/breaks/free-cars-because-disabilty then on the wireless there was some report about a single-mother-who-can't-afford-to-run-her-laptop-for-college-course and they were all like "laptop! oooh entitled, in our day we were lucky our pencils didn't freeze, oh BTW this winter we're going on the second cruise of the year, and f**k the carbon emissions involved". Or words to that effetc.
Took me a while to figure this one out, I had to check Reddit - "the girl sent a screenshot of the guy asking her out and said it was her worst fear coming true, not realizing she was still talking to the guy she is complaining about , not the person she thought she was complaining to."
"Sadly"????? Isn't that a bit melodramatic in a world with millions upon millions of memes, and constantly being created by the hour??
Load More Replies...Picture #39; not the pandemic changing people into birds, obviously---it would be the Avian Flu doing that 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!
Hey Joe, have you noticed that most often on BP, when a country is poked fun at, the members from that nation usually find it funny - adding comments to escalate it even. There are a few Americans however who bite when the US is the target and try to disagree with the joke. I think this is why it can seem like America is being hated on. If I see a joke against my country I think is unfair, I would skip past it and not read the comments. I find most regulars here - American and otherwise - are nice.
Load More Replies..."Sadly"????? Isn't that a bit melodramatic in a world with millions upon millions of memes, and constantly being created by the hour??
Load More Replies...Picture #39; not the pandemic changing people into birds, obviously---it would be the Avian Flu doing that 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!
Hey Joe, have you noticed that most often on BP, when a country is poked fun at, the members from that nation usually find it funny - adding comments to escalate it even. There are a few Americans however who bite when the US is the target and try to disagree with the joke. I think this is why it can seem like America is being hated on. If I see a joke against my country I think is unfair, I would skip past it and not read the comments. I find most regulars here - American and otherwise - are nice.
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