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If you make a good meme and send it to your friend, the two of you will have a little laugh and move on with your chat.

But if it's a great one, chances are they will spread it even further, and your creation will spill out into the vast ocean of the internet, where people will share it until, eventually, it'll end up on some sort of "archive" where it will be cemented into online history.

One such place is the subreddit 'Me IRL.' This place has been interested in only the best, most relatable memes; the kind that can be described as "selfies of the soul," and has compiled quite the collection since its inception all the way back in October 2012.

Just make sure you free up some space on your device before you continue scrolling. I bet you will be saving quite a few of these!

#1

Me_irl

VuVjetz Report

I Am John
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mwahahahaha. I'm a scientist, this is true.

Monday
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't believe you. I have never met a scientist so clearly scientists are a myth! /s

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Raven Sheridan
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scientists have gone from searching the universe for intelligent life, to trying to find intelligent life on earth. The search ain't going well. 😬

Logan Garwacki
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They found intelligent life on earth but it isn’t in the form of hairless apes.

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember watching Star Trek and Dr. Who marveling at all the wonders the future would unfold. Little did I know then that I'd be wondering how so many of us got so incredibly stupid in a mere few decades.

Luna Crow
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same. And when I watched Idiocracy I didn't think it was actually prophetic..

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Rigor Moreno
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The more you know, the more ignorant you'll feel... Irony!

Amsterdude
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just a question, do you guys still wear masks? And where in the world are you right now? Here in the Netherlands, I only see a handful of elderly still wearing them.

JMC5003
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm still wearing them, Virginia, US. Lots of people don't anymore, but the hospitals are just as full as they were at the height of COVID, with not only COVID but also RSV and a stomach flu that's been making the rounds. I have heart failure, definitely getting my 3rd booster, but will continue to mask.

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JL
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's still hope! They're cracking nuclear fusion.

simply.Taz
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Idiots with the capability of nuclear fusion......this ought to be fun!

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BOTW PANDA
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am remembering the "Finally becoming a meme" by MrBeast from his dodgeball video. IDK why.

simply.Taz
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear God, we have so digressed! God help us all

Helen Davies
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my God I nearly choked on a cracker... It's funny cause it's true!

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    #2

    Me_irl

    rambooken100 Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For real. Tigers are an apex predator. The only thing that can kill them is us. And humans ain't fooled by some patchy fur that looks like eyes. Maybe some sort of land shark?

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and, of course, these may serve a totally different purpose, while purpose is already a far stretch - signaling towards other tigers, I have seen mentioned, and evolution not only favours things that do the bearer of them a favor, but also just is careless about any that doesn't do harm. If having a longer tail neither aides you at anything, nor hinders you, and your parents just both had long tails, you'll have one, too. And, sexual preference also may play a role - ever seen a male peacock? They look like a multicoloured wedding dress, and that's pretty much what their exterior is about... Large spots on the ears, or spots with pointed edges on both sides, may just attract the tigers who are available for cooperation in making new tigers.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true, they're not eyes. I was amused by the idea of something preying on a tiger.

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    Iapetos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other tigers? They are notorious for attacking their prey from behind. Maybe that's nature's way to say: "That's another tiger, idiot."

    der sebbl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is bs. Tigers are apex predators

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would want to eat an apex? Not tasty at all.

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    Katrina Marie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was for the cubs to follow, lead a hunt and signal for other tiger danger from behind... but maybe it's to scare off birds that would eat and hunt them.

    wowbagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could it be for crocodiles? Tigers swim a lot.

    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting though - back in 1989, the New York Times published an article about workers in a mangrove forest in the Ganges Delta who discovered that if they wore a face mask on the back of their heads, it deterred the Bengal tigers from attacking them.

    SydneyGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a book I read my kids it said it was so the cubs know which one is their mum. But I suppose they could be multi purpose.

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    #3

    Me_irl

    AmazingObserver Report

    Pink Aesthetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wishing the best for you, American folks. Much love from Finland, where college, universities, schools and high schools are free.

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's not fail to point out that the idiots in the US government just increased the military budget by over $30 billion. What the actual fućk America?

    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If corporations paid their fair share of taxes, we could have both.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Angel of Death" by Slayer is about Dr. Josef Mengele, known as the most prominent and one of the most brutal medical practicioners engaging in Nazi crimes all over the place - everything medicine-related that is a crime and was possible back then, he has committed. The name "Angel of Death", Todesengel, was used among inmates referring to him both while he still did his experiments and stuff, and after the camps were liberated. Do the US armed forces really like this name? Plus, what's with college, insulin and healthcare? People could think that this is at least as important, as the society the military defends, first of all, needs to be worth defending, and being worth being defended by people risking their very life, you can't just get away with patriotic propaganda and flags, you need some core values to stand behind, and should never accept being let down if said society even dares asking if ANYONE would risk their life in the favor of it existing for prolonged time. THAT Deal certainly cannot be justifiably a one-ender.

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Guess who the main pharmaceutical companies in Germany are owned by? The Mengele family

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    Justme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just debt free college… that’s idk, like 100,000 nurses who couldn’t afford college and so they’re just answering phones somewhere instead.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US: Hercules vs universal healthcare? 🤔 US: HER-CU-LES! HER-CU-LES!!!

    Matt Wheeler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are flares not weapons. That plane does not carry armament.

    Jenn Bois
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right about the Hercules. The plane in the picture is a Lockheed AC-130 though.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plane is deploying chaff, to protect itself from heat-seaking missiles. This is normally done in a defensive role when dropping supplies into an airstrip close to unfriendly territory. Why am I supposed to be scared of it?

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chaff is against radar guided missiles, flares like in the photo are used against heat-seeking missiles (infra-red). [/pedantry] On the right side of the fuselage (photo, left on plane) you'll see a few muzzles pointing downward, cannon and miniguns to attack ground targets.

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the defense phrase reminds me of frat guys when they have a beer contest

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh ... I don't get it ... watcha mean?

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    GrillMeASalmon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fill the blanks? it is 'Her-Curls'??

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    #4

    Me_irl

    1aappyy Report

    Maxi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a fire extinguisher too!

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite lush shower gel, snow fairy! Also some stupid mother complained that this was too sexual when her daughter asked what it meant and threatened to sue so they removed it.

    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was great when I also thought it was a fire extinguisher.

    Sandra Slingerland
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was when I got to the getting in the shower with someone that I got really confused.

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    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lush body washes are the best.

    Pink Aesthetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was mouth wash or calming gel for your gums

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    #5

    Me_irl

    swiggerswagger420 Report

    Hollerfloozy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, to be fair, if I were our next door neighbor, I wouldn't let my kids go play with us.

    Paul Gallagher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of all our kids Canada has always had the best trousers

    Ela
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay. Just imagine feeling like you live in the meth lab apartment!

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    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meth lab is a little much. Maybe above a bunch of dysfunctional twenty-something’s.

    Yeah, okay.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be the cast of Friends, while the reality is being above the cast of Breaking Bad.

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    David H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually Canada produces more Meth than the US, more Meth on the US Market comes from Canada than any other source. Canada is the meth lab

    Amelie Bureau
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it really does feel like that

    Penny Kemper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like they don't have some of the same problems we do. Do

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like people dying because they can't afford heath care? Oh, wait, that's just us, not them.

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    #6

    Me_irl

    wrobin Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine myself in the same situation - I can't read anything without glasses.

    Damitria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree. Need my glasses to find my glasses

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    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the exact face I make when I'm trying to look at something without my glasses

    Helen Davies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me in my yoga class trying to figure out which is the teachers butt and which is her head...

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    Red Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is literally me I wear glasses and I swim and I can NEVER see the results

    Mooooomooooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you can get prescription goggles right? My daughter is +9 and wears them :)

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    Otter-Popsicle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm legally blind without my glasses too xD

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched that too without glasses. Reese Witherspoon was so funny in it.

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    Jessisaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I relate so hard, I can't even read the E on the eye doctor chart

    Suby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell where the chart ends and the wall starts. And I'm not exaggerating.

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    Cathy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh this reminds me of 6th grade when I had a new swim teacher and they decided from now on, instead of a whistle to indicate you had to jump in, they would give a hand signal. Can't see none of that with my - 7 😎

    Piggy Tee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does she do the training then? You have to be able to judge distance.

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muscle memory? Not reading a chart and not seeing a wall a different too.

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    #7

    Me Irl

    JawnCarpenter Report

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and it still is baffling how forgiving any and every state is towards millionaires and billionaires who claim not having known better and by accident having done XYZ, actively, that earned them milliones in a heartbeat, while anyone who is unemployed and got funding for a washing machine or so, and by a true and honest mistake got a few bucks extra, can expect that they'll come after him, even if they, collecting their claims, make them so broke they can't live before the first paycheck rolls in, which usually is later than unemployment aide. This isn't really different even in countries that are less of an atricious capitalist hellhole than the US. "Oh, you fracked up a company that could still operate sufficiently, and now some 50...100 people are unemployed, customers who already paid are fracked, too? Here's your yearly salary of 200 k€! No, nevermind it's not even July yet, you get the full year, silly!".

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to see every financial "expert" live off minimum wage of every state and province, for a year. 6 months even. With no safety net to start off with. No savings. Nothing, zip, nada. Let them live off the rent, utilities, grocery bills, gas, insurance, taxes, child care, emergencies. Tell them there is credit and easy approval, instant, high interest loans they take advantage of if they want, but they have to make the payments and their credit scores will suffer. They could make it a real game (not some fake reality show, a real game.) Whoever survives without cheating, and actually attains all their expectations gets to be awarded allowance to give financial advice and all the losers are stripped of their title and banned from giving any financial advice. Would there even be a winner?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so fast! You completely left out the taxpayer subsidies they use to stay afloat.

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I have four kids and both my parents and grandparents have told me they were never able to save a dime until all of the kids moved out, and even then not much.

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you like talk to tomatoes ... If a squash can make you smile .. if you like to waltz with potatoes... Up and down the produce isle...

    Ren
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gah dam veggie tales-

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa, might have to roll back some pay raises.

    Tactical Taco
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    2 years ago

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    #8

    Me🎅irl

    aviatorlj Report

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! Like he is going to give you a single present without charging you for it!

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he also have the overworked workforce..

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    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alexa is listening when we're asleep and when we're awake

    Lesley Zed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because unlike Santa billionaires don’t give a hoot about the average person. Santa cares about everyone.

    Kiwii Stone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he definitely has the money!

    David H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And has a work force of cheap, underpaid , expendable labor like Santa

    Atero
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greed and selfishness on top of being classic sociopath?

    digitalin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the amount of cr@p I've ordered off Amazon for Christmas, he kinda is. Just charges for it.

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a selfish git with more money than his entire family could ever spend in all their lives, but it's HIS money, so nyeeer

    Duck Duck Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He annoys us by using too big packaging.

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    #9

    Me_irl

    acnewsitics Report

    I Am John
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to see people in the UK try this with Maggie Thatcher, Lizz Truss, Tony Blair, Boris What's a Johnson, etc. It'd be carnage.

    Chez2202
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you had a picture of any of these on your car truck drivers would be using you for target practice!

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    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My area has a lot of “Buck Fiden” signs in their garages and stuff. (Not us. We lay low around those folks). It’s just the hostility that comes with opposing sides now that worries me. Not the difference of opinion.

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know why you got down voted. Have an upvote on me.

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    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardcore Trumpers that do this s**t are so delusional. And the worst part is they think they're the mentally stable ones.

    firecrackershrimp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well their leader did declare himself a mentally stable genius ... 😂

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joseph Stalin had a personality cult. And today a certain ex-president has one too, which is pretty ironic, because he is supposedly anti-communist.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, so did Hitler and Mussolini. Really any dictator who didn't inherite their position needs some degree of personality cult to get into power.

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    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't especially mind that the magats clearly label themselves. I wish it wasn't necessary but it does make it easier to avoid them.

    Barbra E. Nyberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not drive around with a "f... Trump" flag.

    David H
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do remember people doing this with Obama though (I still see cars with Obama and Hope & Change stickers, or even some houses still with Obama "O" flags near me), where do you think Trump got the idea of making his campaign a cult of personality from, and making Merch a big part of it? As well as making social media and mass rallies his main form of getting his base excited? He literally copied Obama's 2008 Campaign, just more crude and less class

    Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never understand people who have signs in their yards, ESPECIALLY those who bring them to the voting sites! I already made my decision, you waving a name in my face isn't gonna change my mind.

    bill marsano
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering his disgraceful bug-out from Afghanistan, the immigration crisis, inflation and fading cognition, fumbling international relations and the bozos he installed in his cabinet, I wouldn't advertise my support for him either.

    Amanda Cruz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he is hard to be proud of ( not democratic or republican)

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    #10

    Me Irl

    ApprehensivePublic84 Report

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, I need to do this. It'll be worth the $$

    Todd Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but he won’t notice. I always am in trouble for not noticing!

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    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not sure my husband would notice the difference.

    Happy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if it is just me, but whenever I sleep between 3pm to 6pm, it messes my head so badly and I'd feel so freaking confused. I'd definitely panic if someone do this to me when I'm in that state :')

    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you’re experiencing sleep inertia, waking up during REM sleep. Waking up from that state can be rough.

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl it took me a hot second to get this. Brain is cheese.

    Oliver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna do this now when I get mariied

    Leslie Ng
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't even remotely funny.

    der sebbl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone would pull that on me, I would propose immediately

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAA - omg... this is such a good prank. Is it wrong that part of me kiiinda wants to do this?

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    #11

    Me_irl

    Applied_Mathematics Report

    the shy platypus from nextdoor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Venn diagrams which don't make any sense make me so aggressive 😅

    Thorsten Massow
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, but this one does make Sense. What is your point? Edit: I hate downvotes, so one up from me to cancel them out.

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    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would probably more amusing if I weren't colorblind

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at strawberry.panda's comment below. She has the diagram with all the sections labeled 🤗

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so accurate, actually.

    Naomi Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I meant to say. 'Green: do you want me to call your mommy?😂😂🤣🤣'

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    Jan Dunn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Green: "Hey, easy there buddy" Purple: "it's okay what a good boy." Orange:"you want some of this don't you?"

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    #12

    Me_irl

    reddit.com Report

    toast1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this man is a legend

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I'm that kind of uncle. I only go home about once a decade and I've never even met my niece.

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir, I think you should probably meet your niece.

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an uncle who's also flaky and just shows up when he decides to, or doesn't. I can understand why.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I respond to my calls/messages by glancing at them and continuing whatever I was doing before being interrupted.

    Mainza Munsanje
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My inspiration, my future mentor, my life coach!

    Aussie Bloke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I aspire to. Specifically, the part where no one knows where I live.

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.... your uncle is Gandalf?

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    #13

    Me Irl

    hankg10 Report

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a high elevation meadow in Kane County, Utah that looks like that in early August.

    Random Horse Nose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. That poor horse is skinny and looks like he's gonna collapse 😭 And the sky looks tilted

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    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Utah is beautiful. Too bad a cult took it over.

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was pretty much a desert where virtually no one wanted to live. That's why they went there, they kept getting kicked out of other places.

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    B Lorax
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's Sonoma, California? That's where the xp pic was taken.

    Ren
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking like that one horse girl video game (nothing against people who own or ride horses)

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    #14

    Me_irl

    theoutli3r Report

    Mason Kronol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just watched that for the first time. That's animal cruelty! 😂

    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's just a learning moment for the raccoon. I think he got it in the end. Things that look like clouds should not be washed.

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    Einar Kramer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Norwegian word for raccoon translates to "Washing bear"!

    Katrina Marie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the heck is the link???!!

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://youtu.be/rfbb4yRBH64 watch at your own risk. It is very sad.

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    Just_for_this
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How have i never seen this before!

    lauralett50
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My racoons love dry cat food, but will eat other things. I put out a separate bowl so they can wash their paws/ hands .

    Queen Shay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Immediately googled raccoon and cotton candy…never felt so bad for a raccoon before

    Liz Downing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I can watch it. I'm crying just reading about it.

    Regan Robertson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just watched that and it’s relatable.

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    #15

    Me📝irl

    nurd_on_a_computer Report

    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this Indiana's cousin?

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second, I thought there was a new archeologist action hero from Taiwan.

    Anonymouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, this is one of the things they warned us about in the FERPA training.

    Cathy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then all the furniture on the campus clapped.

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously the professor didn't teach IT.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your viral for something embarrassing so you go ahead and feel bad about it. Unless you have a good reason for failing

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    #16

    Me@irl

    Keyboard_North Report

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, I thought it was just MY school!

    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, thought it was just a weird California thing. Just checked google maps and there still there.

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    WonderWoman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fighter jets needed to be built, quit your whining!

    Lee Stone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're spending an estimated $412 Billion, yes, with a "B", to develop and build the F35 "weapons systems". Thats roughly half of the total amount spent on k-12 education annually. Just for one kind of jet!

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    Adam King
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We called them Portables in Florida.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't call them "temporary buildings" in Florida because that describes every building in Florida.

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    The_Bipolar_Express_1225
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the portables. Always either hotter than heck in summer, or colder than the Arctic in winter.

    Layna Andersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, we had those when I was in school in the 70s but they called them “portables” because they knew very well they would never be able to build more permanent school rooms.

    Sue From Michigan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They knew the next generation wasn't going to be big enough to merit permanent rooms.

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why waste money on schools when we can make more jet fighters

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I taught in those. It was terrible. The upside, the principal didn't come to visit often!!!

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Portables ...i remember those from high school

    digitalin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These were some of the best classrooms in the school. They had air conditioning and new carpet.

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    #17

    Me_irl

    shinden9 Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are many ways to serve your country. Being a soldier is just one... and most of them are better than it.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Like maybe addressing the homelessness and healthcare problems?

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps more people would "serve their country" via the military if the military gave a sh!t about them when they return home. Too many veterans are suffering with homelessness, unemployment, and untreated mental health disorders. Until the military cares for its veterans, I'd stay clear of them.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm paying tax. This my "service" to country.

    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Louder for the ones in the back

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people serve just to help pay for college. 😕

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole "serve your country" thing has to be the most blatant example of mass gaslighting. It guilts people into joining the army, and shames those that don't. I guess working on a farm to produce food for the country isn't considered "serving the country". Nah, you have to join the cult, be sent to the other side of the world and just follow orders or be sent to military jail, even if your conscious says what you're told is terrible. Then when you've had enough or no longer able to be useful they toss you out to the void. What happens to you is not their problem anymore. Actually "serve" is right. You're serving their agenda. That's it.

    UtanaYona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you need to learn a bit more about military service before you off an opinion on what happens when you are serving. I see a few misconceptions. And truthfully, people need to just understand that the military is not for everyone.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I "served my country" by spending ten years protesting the Iraq War. Would have saved a lot more lives if that war had never been. Lesson learned, the USA is good at winning wars, but we suck at picking wars. We're like Baby Huey. We do OK when the UN and NATO tell us what to do, but we suck when we move on our own.

    Reinaldo Fuentes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every culture is sold a religion that has nothing at all to do with church or God. You have one too that other cultures find inexplicable and probably disturbing.

    Jack Holt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. And there's resentment over the decades of propaganda that has been projected onto the rest of the world about US apparently being the centre of the universe. That's where the jibes come from, not hatred. What's appalling to the rest of the world is watching people willing to go down in a gunfight because of their belief in American exceptionalism to the detriment of themselves, their families, and their countrymen. Just seems ludicrous to the rest of the world.

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    AnonymousApple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who grew up in a military family and married into the military, blind worship of the military is dumb af. That whole "serve your country" line is a giant steaming pile of b.s. They do not care about you.

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    #18

    Me_irl

    bdstel Report

    Himiko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously since it's n bp it made it to reddit

    Pirate narwhal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far he has 430 upvotes so that's good

    Norma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoy your hair while you still have it

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've made it Joshua Stone!!! Congratulations 🎊🥳🎉😆😆😆

    Chez2202
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    I’m thinking Joshua may be a virgin. Forever.

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    #19

    Me Irl

    nirputter Report

    Ben
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes he is. All heavily photoshopped pics now look the same.

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to know Alfred E. Neuman is cross cultural

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what the headphones are for... :D

    Sandra Slingerland
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking how convenient that he had full headphones to put on.

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    Kimba Rogers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is Hilarious

    Mooooomooooo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgetting about the ears. I'm confused...it takes 8 years in the UK to go from the start of year 7 to the start of uni. It can't take much longer elsewhere can it?

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t say anything about it being the start of uni, just that he is in uni. Could be year two or three or maybe he’s a grad student now.

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    Kody Franks (She/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't have any. That's why he's wearing headphones

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    #20

    Me_irl

    delahuntagram Report

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am glad you are ok after having an emergency. Must be a programmer who saved you in ".exe". What happens if I double click on you?

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    Pink Aesthetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are so many expected to be doctors? Also i couldn't help but laugh at the "why don't you save him as a PDF & see if that helps"

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Save me, save me!" "Ok, what format?"

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    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw someone volunteer on an aircraft when they asked this, they said they weren't a "qualified doctor but I've watched very episode of grays anatomy and ER" and we're deadly serious in thinking that this would equip them with enough medical knowledge to help on an aircraft. Thankfully an actual doctor was on board, sadly the woman died (she was a few rows back from us and we landed with her covered in a blanket to pretend to everyone else who wasn't nearby as they disembarked etc that she was asleep. Her poor family were crying and crying and kept saying they were already on their way to a funeral. Felt so sorry for them!

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a doctor. Okay a doctor of literature, but a doctor nonetheless. That wasn't what you wanted either huh?

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have so many educators in my school with doctorates that people won’t address as “Dr.” because they aren’t “real doctors.”

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    Oliver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asians parents in a nutshell

    LH25
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off topic a bit, but I learned that a "good" place to have a medical emergency is Manhattan. Mom and I were there on vacation some years ago, at a play at the Lincoln Center. A woman a few rows back fainted during the performance. They did the "Is there a doctor in the house" and yes, there were several.

    Gia SDP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save him as a PDF lmao!!!!

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad is a POS. If he wants a doctor in the family so bad, what's stopping the âsshât to get the degree himself?

    David H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who was on a flight from NYC to Israel and they had a medical emergency and asked over the PA if there was a doctor on board, 1 min later the went back on and said, they had more than they needed and if the rest could go back to their seats (there were quite a few people standing at that point) unless there was a cardiologist who could come forward.

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    #21

    Me Irl

    ZizoXgamer Report

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And give up my ten gallon hat for a 37.85412 liter hat? Never!

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would likely get rounded up to a 40l hat, nearly a 10% bonus.

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    Pink Aesthetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please change to the metric system. It's so much easier since the rest of the world uses them too!

    In the doghouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you haven't noticed, metric is sneaking in. Look a food packaging, liquor bottles, water bottles, car engines. Almost everything mechanical made in the US today requires metric tools, if for no other reason that it was made in China. Linear measurements are about the only thing left.

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    Wendy O'Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The British use miles also. Many countries use a combination of systems.

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so bad at estimating distance in my head (miles, feet, whatever) it probably wouldn’t make much of a difference for me. 🙄

    Zugspitz Maus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And switch from Fahrenheit to Celsius. The US is the only country using F and it's kind of annoyimg to constantly check my converter. I mean 100 F = circa 38 C, -40 F = -40 C. That's so strange.

    Chez2202
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every one of those boomers can spell better than this tool.

    nuberiffic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...all the words are spelled correctly though. Well I guess, "yall" should have an apostrophe.

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    #22

    Me_irl

    vodna_zelvicka Report

    Uncanny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft. I don’t even like my own feet. I put my socks on in the dark.

    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah...that's actually weirder than having a foot fetish.

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    Memaw Mitch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was kinda hoping for a real answer

    Anna Solan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supposedly, has something to do with a young child first experiencing certain feelings when crawling at foot level, and somehow that makes a connection.

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    Hollerfloozy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we are sleepin together and your feet touch mine, I will literally wake from a dead sleep to say EWW.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve met Disguised Toast IRL! He’s a very nice and chill dude :)

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Europe, Jesus washed the meters of the poor.

    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hinds metrics on high places. How beautiful are the metrics of those who bring good tidings. This is kinda fun!

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    Flokati91
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a German I don't get it. I always pull ma socks over my metres.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone who saw my feet naked screamed 'he has finger toes!' my toes are long but certainly not finger toes.

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, in Europe we're more into metres, but if we move to the US, does that mean we're into meters? I mean, that's pretty exotic, right?

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    #23

    Me_irl

    HairyToxicCow Report

    digitalin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks. I needed the explanation.

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    Via Hawk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a minute, but eyh, I understand that meme

    Queen Shay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to the comments for an explanation then realizing it’s of a meme I don’t even understand in the first place

    BeastlyKing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait i that the one meme where the woman is yelling at a cat

    Potato Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean at least one person understands it.

    Xavier_M_P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a second, but I got it.

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    #24

    Me_irl

    EvilReindeer Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, back home - in a country of less than 5 million voters, we have 50+ parties.

    Piggy Tee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's because anyone can start a party. You just have to register it. (same in Sweden) I could start the My dog is the best! party if I wanted to.

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    B Lorax
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The two party system is driven by the realities of math and gerrymandering.

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to get rid of gerrymandering, lobbying and the electoral college (let the popular vote win). The electoral college was set up because the founding fathers didn't think anyone but white male landowners were actually smart enough to decide who should run the government, lobbying is bribery, and gerrymandering is just flat out cheating and robbing the voter of the weight of their vote

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    Yayheterogeneity
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any American should upvote this a 10000000 times. A lot of your problems with democracy would be gone if there were more political parties... I didn't mean at all to be condescending but I am deeply concerned by a lot of what is going on over there!

    Rosemary Booth
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! We're pretty worried too. And frustrated.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but we have thousands of lobbyists, each representing a different special interest, and they're the ones that make the laws.

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely blew my mind when I learned that it's not uncommon for lobby groups to actually compose the laws they want passed! Wouldn't have believed it had it not come from a highly respected law professor. We truly are a country run by the wealthy, but we're given an illusion of choice to pacify us. Sorry for the broken record, I know I say that a lot, but it's a fairly new understanding I've come to just a few years ago and it still blows my mind. Studying law and then working for legal aid has made me realize that I spent 55 years with my head in the sand.

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    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and that - and the system making it so - is a major problem, a major downside of the system and the parties themselves. In germany, we currently have seven parties, six groups/fractions, in the federal parliament, three of them composing the current coalition government, and ... THAT is not what is wrong here, it's a lot, still, but a system that doesn't throw out the third largest party already altogether certainly has this point above one consisting of only two. You see how one party going batshid crazy doesn't affect the twopartiedness by any means? It should. Whereever you stand, there should be at least two electable parties so having a monopoly on some ideology or position on the left/right-spectrum won't protect any of them from a massive loss in voters, if they frack up.

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm convinced that the US is a nation run by the wealthy and we're given an illusion of choice to keep us pacified.

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    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can still find him out there working so hard to continue to get medical care for 9/11 responders. He has to go to Congress every few years to BEG and JUSTFY continued help. Disgusting that has to happen. They should get all the help they need for the rest of their lives.

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    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The clear takeaway from this is we need more types of Coke.

    Anthony Villoria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I searched it up and there were like 85 different oreo types through the years!

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    George Washington warned against such a system and what did our leadership do?? 😮‍💨

    M F
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without ranked choice voting US will stay a 2 party country.

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ranked choice voting is a very interesting concept. I should really learn more about it because one of my sons shares your opinion and I highly respect his opinions.

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    #25

    Me_irl

    jeremymclellan Report

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many "sensitive" people are offend by "Merry Christmas" and want to hear cringe-inducing "Happy Holidays" instead.

    Melissa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phrase "Happy Holidays" has existed since the 1800s. Bing Crosby sang it back in the 1940s. Nothing sensitive or cringe worthy about anyone wishing you well.

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    SeaLouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy Holidays is fine, what's not fine is workers getting in trouble for saying Merry Christmas, like Starbucks for example.

    Terri Rimmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said Merry Christmas to a convenience store clerk who I saw all the time and he went off on me like a bomb!

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    #26

    Me🐦irl

    trashygayslut Report

    Thorsten Massow
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have Reddit, but i prefer BP. It's the condensed version. And no Twitter.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like seeing reddit threads on BP because I wouldn't go to that cesspool if you paid me so would never see them otherwise.

    firecrackershrimp
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now because of the evil one I'll never join twitter....waiting for it to crash and burn do to his idiocy.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never even been on Reddit. That's what I count on Bored Panda for!

    Ryan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I also feel about tiktok compilations posted on youtube.

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    #27

    Me Irl

    realemilyattack Report

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would set up a Facebook account for my dog, but she has no wit, humor or common sense. Which is why she’s so lovable running through a screen door and barking at nothing.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barking at nothing? That's what you think. Some cultures believe animals and specially dogs can see evil spirits/ghost and all other kind of supernatural stuff that humans can't see readily. Just sayin.

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    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone remember when you could add a catbook or dogbook to your Facebook wall so you'd have like a little mini wall for your pets to "post"? It had to be around 2007ish and I don't have a clue as to when, or why, it went away. I would love to be able to go back and read the status updates I made for my cat back then. She passed away in 2020 and there are no words that can properly express how much I miss her.

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dog will drive better than a lot of drivers out there

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, then ... ahead you go, something to do, eh?

    Julie Bradley
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driving dogs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRN_L3nTlLQ

    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna be hard when all he wants to do is stick his face out of the window!

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    #28

    Me Irl

    da_Ria_ Report

    Astor.exe
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats acutally sad that disney dont be real with ppl (edit: they make girls be thin like worms and do weird body propotionals)

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney's view of life is nearly as unrealistic as the Hallmark Channel.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid I also thought Nani was awful, too mean, too controlling....Damn that girl was the best sister Lilo could have asked for. She was trying so hard to do right by her.

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God! I had the same epiphany about a woman tv presenter. I remember being in 7th grade and telling my teacher that I thought his woman was quite chubby. Now I have to specify that my teacher was kinda chubby herself but it didn't occurred to me that I was basically calling my teacher chubby by proxy 🤦‍♀️. My teacher tried to argue with me saying she wasn't chubby but I was pretty convinced. But that's not the point anyway. I recently watched an old video of that TV presenter and I can't believe I considered her fat! She was a perfectly normal woman, on the thin side no less! And I am currently way heavier looking than her! Oh the irony!

    Reviewer UK01
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently got out some reeeeealy old clothes I have never had the heart to get rid of, but they would fit my daughter so I asked if she wanted them. I'm getting them out and thinking how fat I thought I was when I could get in them. They only just fit her and she's a beanstalk. Yikes.

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    Major Taylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro wtf is those background pics on da wall

    Kirsti Tuers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf am I seeing in the background pics

    ShutUpAboutYourDiet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lilo (the little kid, I think she's 6yo) likes to take close up polaroids of tourists at the beach. It's... Not really addressed.

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    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why Isabela in Encanto is so awesome! She's another very realistic character who shows a body type generally never shown in movies or shows!

    Tom Drummer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those pics on the wall?! WTF was Lilo and Stich about?

    Laura Deckers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are pictures that Lilo took of the tourists on the beach. LLAP

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the only movie that has the proportions, especially the legs, of my own daughter.

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who say "well they're cartoons" don't understand that people see them and think it's normal to be so underweight. Then they look at their own bodies and think they're fat when they're not. It carries with you for years.

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    #29

    Me_irl

    Virtual-Ad-1189 Report

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ant-Man going as himself wouldn't really be a costume, would it?

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he's Paul rudd dressed up as the ant man dressed up as weird al?

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    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it's because a. he's a dad, and b. the wasp is ant-man's girlfriend so that would be weird

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing he likes Weird Al makes me like him even more somehow. (Also my sister has that exact same accordion)

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine not being able to go trick or treating with your kid without a ton of effing paps following you around.

    Nat of Clan P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhhh, I love Paul Rudd :) He's awesome.

    nuberiffic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds exactly like what weird Al would do.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely. Like randomly showing up in a Weezer video.

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    howdylee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does the (closed) accordion look like Deadpool's mask? That totally seems like a Deadpool photobomb to me!

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone can be Ant-Man, but not everyone can be Wierd Al.

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    #30

    Me_irl

    drainetag Report

    Justme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s kinda actually how we see it too

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes exactly. I can't stand this "stop generalizing" and "good people on both sides" BS. First of all, we need more than two "sides". More importantly, if you truly believe that you are a good person, why are you voting for the side that actively promotes the eradication of legal protections for women, POC, the LGBTQ community, veterans, the environment, and whose leadership has remained largely silent in response to their only named 2024 presidential candidate calling for the mutilation of our Constitution? I would love to hear a very good, thoughtful, well researched and articulate answer to all of this. I can wait.

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    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always find it weird that the "red" party is the right-wing one, because everywhere else "red" is the left-wing/socialist/communist color.

    Cory Tollman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. I'm surprised that the Republicans have been okay with that since they were sure against the "Reds" and "Pinkos" back in the day. I guess they aren't many options though. It's red, white or blue and the Republicans already get accused of being the white party they wouldn't want to make it official. :-D

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago, the British comedian David Frost explained "America has two political parties. The Republicans, who are like our Conservative Party, and the Democrats, who are like our Conservative Party."

    laura lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of those flags lost a civil war and should be put to rest.

    Clarf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American and I also see it like this.

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's got to be a equivalent of how Americans see European elections ... except we don't even think about international elections ...

    MimSorensson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder. Most of y’all think “Europe” is a country that “makes that cheese, right?”

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    crazydogmama
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how we in the US see it, too.

    CelticElff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the bottom photo should be flipped L-to-R. Republicans would rather burn the whole world down than accept that people in LGBTQIA+ communities are human beings too.

    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overstate much? Yes, you are correct. Every. Single. Republican. Yes, every single Republican that was, is and is to come is anti LGBTQIA+. And of course every single Democrat is pro LGBTQIA+. Yep. Seriously, can we stop over-generalizing already?

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    #31

    Me_irl

    DMmethoseTittys Report

    LEOnidas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to sympathize, I really do but I am a brazilian guy in 2022...I'm so sorry, I know that you have your problems, but what we are living is chaos.

    simply.Taz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read about it. Health, safety, and much love to you and your fellow citizens! :(

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    Katrina Marie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't think it's that bad as other places.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you lived here? It’s horrible and is getting worse every day. Women don’t even have autonomy over their own bodies any more.

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    Bill Santaniello
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet so many sneak in for a better life.

    Damitria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty soon Mexico is going to willingly build that wall just so they can keep us out. Sincerely, an American.

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    Shoe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet many want to come here. Weird how that works. I live in a small town in the midwest, voted against Trump, spoke out loudly about it, and was allowed to do so. I'm surrounded by beautiful hills, forests and fields and mostly kind, caring people. Stereotyping an entire country is not wise nor fair. I hope you're all happy wherever you reside.

    Let’s Be Kind
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This c**p just gets old. Enough already.

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. It's used for every place. Very commonly for Winnipeg in Canada. Like, we get it. We're the "murder capital, everyone gets stabbed everywhere, there's a homeless and drug problem and it's cold af." If Winnipeg was a character in 8 Mile it'd be casted as Rabbit.

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    Jack Holt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes that's bit much

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    #32

    Me_irl

    tacticoolgf Report

    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I’m accidentally carrying 5 tonnes of cocaine?!? 😬 😱

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you`re probably a member of the Cali cartell

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    Maxi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving the shop... What if I'm stealing something?!

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if they find out I protested in the 1960's against the government about the war and now they won't let me board because they think I'm a terrorist?

    R. H.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While in the TSA line I realized I had cannabis gels on me. The flight out was a bunch more fun than the flight back.

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! What if I ‘accidentally’ have a ton of alien dynamite???

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When security was really tight they always chose me for the random wand/very slight pat down check. I think because I am a short, passive-looking female who they figured wouldn’t argue with them or cause a scene.

    Todd Campbell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accidentally brought a knife in my backpack once - total panic when the agent pulled it out and gave me exactly the look you think they would. Fortunately they just threw it away and sent me on my way.

    Astor.exe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    relatable. but i dont need to imagine

    Remi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should we ask why or we better off not knowing?

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    #33

    Me_irl

    syedwafi20 Report

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best ever was a case of a train not running because the driver didn't know the route, yes I know they are meant to know every signal etc etc but the driver on the bus replacement service didn't know the area, found all the stations.

    Sandra Morison
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because in UK train drivers get twice the salary of ...Nurses, teachers and police . 3 x the salary of Carers and HCA's.......and the train drivers are striking for MORE!!!!!

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To fly from Boise to Sacramento is just over an hour. The train takes one day and 23 hours. Guess I'm gonna fly.

    Pandasanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shoud be higher!!!

    #34

    Me_irl

    Marleystar3 Report

    Tom G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did say "our world" and not "your world"... He's not wrong

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also said “sad reality” as though we shouldn’t be on our phones so much while tweeting more than once an hour.

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    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP is one of the few social network sites I use at all nowadays…

    nuberiffic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one bugs me. They could be referring to their own addiction

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    #35

    Me Irl

    PM_me_a_bad_pun Report

    Jojo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toads are amphibians 🤓

    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "REPTILE? I'M AN AMPHIBIAN, YOU PIECE OF WHALE BLUBBER!"

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a photo of a comic in a book, or is this digital comic made to look like it’s in a book for some weird reason?

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovenstein (aka JL Westover) does both webcomics and books of same. At a guess though this is a printout of a webcomic.

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    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tortoise got foul mouth. Was he raised in a hard home?

    frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other than toads being amphibians- there actually is no true difference between toads and frogs. Many of the features defining "toads" are also seen in "frogs," and vice versa. So, the terms are interchangeable, unless you want to be accurate based on that specific anuran's common name.

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! They have it too!!?

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toad: "I'm an amphibian you absolute bell end!"

    ADJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow distinction between "turtle" and "tortoise" is lost in translation to me as they are translated as the same word "ŻÓŁW". Have to look it up to see difference. And frog is not a reptile.

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    #36

    Me Irl

    KrotyinoG Report

    Azolane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If all the racist homophobic bigots are going to Heaven, I sure as Hell don't want to go there.

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all the stoners, gay folks, pro choicers and the lack of pastors and priests Hell is starting so sound like a pretty awesome place.

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    Pink Aesthetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fact: no one goes to hell or heaven because they simply don't exist

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know that? No one knows for sure whether Heaven and Hell are actually real or not, so you can't say it's s fact that they don't exist.

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    Reinaldo Fuentes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the people I've met over the years who are 100% assured that they are getting into Heaven, telling me I'm not getting in isn't the flex they think it is.

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Statistically, I've come to the conclusion that I'm going to hell in multiple religions.

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And everyone believes in a god who would condemn people to eternal hell if they were taught/believed the wrong version.

    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea of eternal torment in hell never sat right with me and Christians generally avoid talking about it. I wouldn't wish eternal torture on the worst human to ever exist. It's that bad of a thing. And I actually looked into it and the Bible never even says that's true. It says both body and soul are destroyed in the lake of fire. Meaning you just stop existing. It makes way more sense when speaking of a merciful and loving God that he wouldn't have made a system that sends people to eternal torment who just decided he didn't exist or didn't want what he was offering. I mean "the wages of sin is death". It makes sense to me. It's weird to me that this is a rare Christian belief to have as it's not so hypocritical or contradictory considering the loving message of the Bible and Gods character.

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spreading fake news long before television and the Internet.

    Thorsten Massow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone like to go to heaven(or hell or Walhalla) Nirvana is so much more tempting.

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    #37

    Me_irl

    TreKs Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a baker, I can literally go in the kitchen and bake a cake whenever I want and no one can stop me, except perhaps for the lack of ingredients.... :'-(

    digitalin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But also as an adult, I don't want to put real pants and shoes on, and suddenly the cake isn't worth it.

    Harlan Bleiler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this the other day with ice cream cake. Was at the store and literally told myself I’m an adult I can do what I want haha

    I Am John
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want cake for breakfast. Right now. Also, why the need for a car?

    the engineer 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here i go buying 5 chocolate cakes all for me

    Suby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm going to eat a cookie. I just realized I can.

    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. This realization occasionally hits either myself or the spouse... at which point... we end up with a gigantic costco-sized cake the next day.... then regret our decision a few days later... then hate ourselves as the month ends... --then we forget we did this-- next year... "Hey, we can just get a giant cake, yeah?"

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you do it too many times, your own body will...

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    #38

    Me_irl

    PotatoBunny9519 Report

    Patrick Linnen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There I was, still under a curse to turn into a swan. I had just fought off a Church Grim ( black canine with glowing eyes) and was walking through town to my next stop or fight. I just met a fair maiden, noble born. She might have been of the Seelie or Unseelie court, I could not tell. She was hugging my arm, we were starting to flirt, and the tension was rising ... Then I woke up.

    Jocie (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm reporting this for personally identifiable information.

    Florence O'Grady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had those kind of dreams. Why does the alarm always have to go off in the middle of them instead of between dreams. If some researcher could figure that out they would become rich.

    TomCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when this happens!!!

    Naomi Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or wehen your about to kiss your crush and then you wake up

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually managed this a couple of times... Strangely, both times it was variations on the same dream.

    Jake Lewis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically the same sense of having not completed things also keeps me from falling asleep at night.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn I want to finish the dream I was having this morning. It involved a tank. Something about killing Nazis I think.

    Reviewer UK01
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last night I spent the entire night installing a new gas boiler and never got to turn it on and see if it worked because I woke up. As a musician by trade it seems likely it would have ended with fire, but you never know, a dream could have offered success!

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    #39

    Me_irl

    thewtd Report

    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is c**p censored 😆 unless I’m missing something and it’s another word

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP thinks we are all sensitive delicate fragile powder puffs, so it censors words like cr@p XD

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    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s been a pigeon conspiracy all this time.

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i rather be a pigeon ill poop over everyone no one is safe from my wrath

    Jeanne Avila
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t think it was bird flu

    Joe Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey BP, chill on the pointless censorship. You really want people who are offended by the word "cr*p" frequenting your site? So lame.

    SeaLouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C**p. Not really a bad word at all

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    #40

    Me_irl

    yimmi_verduras Report

    Remi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contemplating on whether there is any job on this planet that will not try to kill me with stress and thinking maybe it's too late for that as I am too stressed beyond repair? Maybe.

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always contemplate to be a road sweeper driver. Looks pretty chill

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    N Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wondering at which point to hit the accelerator to go off road into that cement siding for maximum impact

    Minath
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work in a library, I needed loud music on the way home.

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too often to be comfortable.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve visited home for a few hours and then driven back to my current living place, at the speed limit with no music playing :p same feels.

    Wendy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many times

    Evelyn Haskins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is A*s blanked out?? Apart from being a wild donkey, I always understood it was a USA euphemism, for the buttocks, backsides, beam, sit-upon. If we are going start blanking out euphemisms, then we will have to cut out all verbal communicaton!

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    #41

    Me_irl

    PotatoBunny9519 Report

    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't listen to Metallica back to back with arcana grande you're boring

    Thorsten Massow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arcana Grande sounds interesting. Is it a new death metal band?

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says you can't go from head-banging to AC/DC to shaking pom-poms with Tay Tay in a matter of minutes?

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    head banging to AC/DC, the pop band from the 1980s? Let me introduce you then to ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjOtKC_GZ9o

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About the only genres I wont listen to are the "nothing but noise" Napalm Death style metal, and the nothing but bass style electronic stuff. Everything else is fair game.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys this is aesthetics, there is no right and wrong, stop downvoting people just because you don't like their music taste. OK? thanks.

    BasedWang12.7
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me seeing Slipknot the weekend after Selena Gomez

    ThatOneWriter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, this is a still from a really good movie, too!

    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SLAYER is for pussies, SLATER is the real thing!

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Skillet, Imagine Dragons, Alan Walker, Taylor Swift, etc.

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    #42

    Me Irl

    LoserKid89 Report

    Uncanny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US elections…popcorn sales peak worldwide.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? I would've bet it was antacid sales.

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    CPooh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm… Anyone else remember a little Fock up called “Brexit”???

    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Does the rest of the world really care about that though?

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    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd be really nice to get an option that didn't inherently suck

    simply.Taz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this made me spew my drink! LMAO So sad it's so true!

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they have only two options to choose from. Imagine multi party system. The country will be a total mess.

    Brie Sansotta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the German election, I don't feel so bad

    Kevin Ber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still can't believe a bunch of Anti science, rural religious people voted for a New York, self proclaimed billionaire...

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    #43

    Me_irl

    codencolors Report

    Remi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not from US so can someone shortly explain what was the point of that? Was it just to show protest or?..

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bunch of idiots who could not accept the reality that their orange carrot overlord cult leader (Trump) was not actually loved by all of America. They were sure that the election had been “rigged”, so they set out to overthrow our government, and… yeah, you know what? I LIVE here and I STILL don’t know what the hell was going through their heads or what the point of it was! XD

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    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... you know, they tracked a black guy for shoplifting by using data not supposed to be used for minor crimes like that, from some social media or something, even in times of mandatory masks and stuff, but can't seem to be bothered to even acquire the same data from capitol stormers, who crimed in a more severe way, not a bit more, but a totally different order of magnitude...

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    964 have been charged so far, that's more than i expected

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    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As per the Simpson/Cop post: mob mentality, or more specifically a culture of a group disrupts cognition to the point one cannot properly assess their own behavior within the group or outside of it. When in that bubble of an echo chamber, members are certain their behavior is correct and acceptable based on the group reaction. What they tend not to realize is that positive reaction is only from within the group. Outsiders who criticize are subversives not upset by the behaviors but envious and resentful they’re not part of the group. Or they justify it as non-members being brain washed. Never do they assess their own behavior as wrong. When interacting outside of the group they’re much less guarded when it comes to opinions. They let their reprehensible and illegal behavior slip because they can’t properly evaluate their right from wrong.

    R F
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a lady fired for storming the capital and bragging about it. Good times.

    Tunk
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't understand, if a bunch of 'these people' could storm the building, what was all the previous however long about stopping terrorism at any costs? If a bunch of angry men can rock up in plaid and get in, what ever would of stopped other supposed highly organised and ruthless threats? I just don't understand? The US spends so much on defense?

    Jonni Schneider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In their tiny idiotic brains they thought they could disrupt Congress and place Trump back into office. What a horrific dystopia s**t show! And plenty of these cretins still hold to their beliefs. Most scary part is how many G men were down low supporting this tyranny.

    Bill Santaniello
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    2 years ago

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    It really wasn't an insurrection as reported. But it was a reminder that the government works for the people. Shook things up and scared a few officials but a real insurrection will be much more violent. Let's hope it never occurs.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because t was half hearted and badly implemented does not mean it was not an insurrection. I read what they were posting in the days beforehand, it was definitely intended to stop the certification of a democratically elected president.

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    #44

    Me Irl

    Lanterain Report

    I Am John
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha. Thats exactly what this is.

    Strahd Ivarius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how Senator McCarthy got his medals...

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wel, they really look like children, with their costumes too big and huuuge cap

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the guy in the suit behind the generals outranks all of them. Advisor to Mr. Kim.

    Awkward Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HE'S the one you gotta watch! The rest? Meh, scout badges!

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    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time I worked at Walmart and bought myself some “Employee of the Month” and “Employee of the Year” pins and wore them on my vest as a joke.

    In the doghouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US military, medals are apportioned based on rank. The higher the rank, the higher the medal for the work that the guy you outrank did for you.

    Noyfb noyfb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the senior ones run out of space on the jacket for medals, they pin the extra ones in a line down their pants leg. True fact!

    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way the jackets fit, it looks like their all kids wearing their dad's suit to the prom.

    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Drew Carey's opening to Who's Line Is It...the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

    Nurichwersonst
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You also see that you just need a few magnets for a fight against north korea 🤭

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    #45

    Me Irl

    Mistixx Report

    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the hell does this statistic come from? What source, anyone know?

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/mar/17/80-percent-of-uk-police-accused-of-domestic-abuse-kept-jobs-figures-show shows you what happens if cops are actually accused of partner violence in the UK (they keep their job a lot more than people otherwise employed)

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    Sasy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is really sad :(

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF? ant police now? what a load of garbage.

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep … sadly that's common knowledge!

    TomCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cops also have higher than average rates of drug abuse and addiction/alcoholism and suicide. Not all cops are bad and the good ones carry a lot of weight with them.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cops have this brother in blue code. They help each other hide their bad deeds. Until this so called "good cops" starts doing their job and arresting they bad brothers in blue instead of helping them to cover it up. There are no good cops.

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    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this, I guess it's good to see the positive side. So sad though.

    lib
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they’re saying more cops don’t get reported for bearing their wives. how’s that positive??

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    #46

    Me_irl

    alwaystakeabanana Report

    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is some next level introvert s**t right there

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the HIKER know they was lost, or just someone else thought the hiker was lost?

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    K- THULU
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was important they'd text or leave a voicemail... At least that's my excuse!

    Nadia D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally! Only scammers and weirdos wouldn't send a message the other way

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like me! I don't answer unknown number calls. 99.9% are spam!

    Chris Osborn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rarely, if ever answer my phone. Only if it's a family member calling, and then only if I'm feeling like talking 😄.

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    AlexJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've Been Trying To Reach You About Your Car's Extended Warranty

    Auntie Bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Them : If you don't pay us in Apple gift cards right now we're going to send a sheriff to your location. Lost guy : Please do!

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    Telepathetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he Really lost or just "Getting Away From It All" ?

    Penny Kemper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the rescuers didn't leave a message either? Smh

    AmberR
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we should have left him there...natural selection

    Sammie 19
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never answer phone calls from a private number or an unknown number.

    Bunny Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me far too long to work out what that picture is!!!

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    #47

    Me Irl

    riishiimishra Report

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I'm mature as much as I don't have people I can celebrate with that day and want my brain to not think it is unloved.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maturity? It's more like resignation. After a point, does it really matter?

    Alex S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I feel about it. To me it's just another day.

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    Nick S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It kinda does make you more mature to not expect people to bend over and kiss your a*s just because it's your birthday

    JustJackie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not what I expected on my birthday, I've never heard anyone say that before either.

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    Colin Brackenridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 20, my parents completely forgot it was my birthday until 9pm that night. It was my eye opening moment that if my parents didn't view the day as memorable why would I expect anyone else to care.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some of us are just introverts and hate the limelight. Stop reading too much into it

    Reinaldo Fuentes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, if you engage the word "mature" simply as age. We have matured to the point where we don't want to be reminded of how we continue to mature faster and faster until the years are just whizzing by, so... yes.

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my birthday falls on the weekend, then I am going to celebrate. If it falls on a weekday, then tough. I have s**t to do.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally me this year - most of the way through the day - a little thought pops into my head..... oh yeah, it's my birthday today. And that was that.

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey, don't judge! i'm 37 but started adulting only few years ago :D

    Evelyn Haskins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matured ??????? People who don't celebrate their birthday are those of us who feel they come along once a week.

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    #48

    Me_irl

    ukharbanda21 Report

    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really, really liked how the boldest, reddest and most underlined line in the whole question is literally the breaking up part. Oh, and the rainy day. Don't forget it was raining that day. Almost surprised that there wasn't extra points for ideas on how the boy can win the girl back.

    Evelyn Haskins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she is still a girl, she must have hooked up with the boy when she was very young!

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are separating at a rate of approximately 5.1 feet per second at that exact moment. Call the boy's distance traveled b, the girl's distance g, and the distance between them x. By the Pythagorean Theorem, b-squared plus g-squared equals x-squared. Differentiate both sides with respect to time (t). Then solve for dx/dt. (The exact answer is the square root of 26). Yes, I've just outed myself as a Calculus teacher. I never thought to use a romance in one of my problems. I usually resorted to liverwurst and radioactive spiders.

    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amusingly I got the answer of 5.099, but I did it using descriptive geometry because I'm an architect, so I built the triangle, measured the hypotenuse and learned that after 5 seconds, they're at 25.495 feet from each other, then simply divided that by 5 to learn the rate per second...

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    Remi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this is a more realistic task. I remember always thinking why this man has so many watermellons, etc, and not about numbers. Would be easier to concentrate if the assignments made sense

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I passed Calculus about 15 years ago... and I remember exactly nothing. If you give me the same exam now, I wouldn't be able to solve anything at all :D

    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this problem has an interesting story to go with it. I remember in one of the last maths classes I ever took, writing, in my maths book " I have just spent half an hour working out that x= -2. Who cares??! What would have happened if I never found that out? How would life have been changed? Why couldn't someone just tell me x= -2? Why am I wasting my life working it out?" Etc. Etc. Maths and I did not get on...

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I think this is kind of a good math problem. It gets the students’ attention more than the usual boring examples and maybe they even crack a smile during a stressful final exam.

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    Adam Jeff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, someone check on that teacher as they clearly don't know what differential calculus is.

    TyrantrumGogoat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How'd they get a picture of their final???

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teacher: They'll never realize this is a true story about me and the ex.

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    #49

    Me_irl

    jambufloyd Report

    Jing Yi Xu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slow walker here. Some of us has athsma and disabilities. Not me, I'm just unfit af but still...what's the hurry?

    Just_for_this
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fast walker here, No issue with what speed you walk but just keep to the side or something, not linking arms with your bestie across the entire path. And If for some reason that is unavoidable for the love of god don't just randomly stop mid stride. Any time stolen by slow walking / driving etc is time i could have been comfortable in my happy place (hello fellow introverts).

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    Barbra E. Nyberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, put some hustle in the bustle.

    Isa Car
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or walk at the side so others can pass

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    Sasy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or we have long legs and walking slow is actually harder than you think.

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I must be ecstatic as I can't walk at all!

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the Beatles are all confused on Abbey Road.

    EvilNob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I walk fast in the morning to the work I can sleep 5 minutes longer.

    Just Another Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slower walkers to the right. We’ll pass you on the left. Also please learn this when shopping and driving. 😉

    LA Murphy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like bologna to me. Some people who walk faster do so because they walk everywhere and don't drive. When it's your mode of transport, you tend to move faster than those who get around by car. And you can eat more cookies.

    Jake
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a very fast walker.... Don't think I'm less happy... Just trying to get worthwhile steps in

    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the single walker so much as at least 2 people walking slowly and abreast each other. Like, be aware of your surroundings.

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    #50

    Me_irl

    PotatoBunny9519 Report

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You’re such an ungrateful freeloader! I worked HARD to give you an easier life, and you waste it by living such an easy life!”

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I worked hard to give *you* a better life, not ‘those people’. Stop trying to help them and having your own opinions on how the world should work. Can’t you see my generation is the pinnacle of human achievement and society should stay the same forever?”

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    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am tired of parents telling kids/teens that “Someday when you live in the REAL world…” like their kids’ struggles are minor and meaningless.

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I was just preparing my kid to eventually enter the real world by making comments like that about what it's like as an adult vs a kid. Turns out I was just terrifying him so me and my wife have had to stop... He is only 10... 😅

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    Mitchell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we work hard for our kids to become better people

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude that totally hit my GUT! I mean i work alot to give my kids what they want and when they do I'm always complaining that their spoiled...OH MAN - I think I just got slapped in the face.

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you don't want us to live an easier life, then go ahead. You did this to yourselves anyway.

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I want to give you the things that I couldn't have. TAKE THEM you lazy good for nothing..."

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't downvote often, but this is c**p. We are leaving a hell of a mess for the kids. I feel bad for the zoomers. They have to deal with the mountain of 20th century garbage we're leaving behind.

    jimmy pop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easier life? I'd say life is getting more complicated by the minute.

    Joe Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capitalism responds: "Hold my beer. I'll fix this real quick."

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    #51

    Me_irl

    boaja Report

    Potato Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk why but i think the 8 year old looked pissed af

    STress
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just can't believe that BP didn't censor "f*****g"!!! :O

    Iustin Vreme
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember the story from TV. She is a bit mentally delayed and they collected money for her first Christmas with presents. She lives with her grandmother in a mountain village.

    GrillMeASalmon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she came out of it more mature...

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's not my fault the pawns only move one square at a time!"

    #52

    Me_irl

    nickolasjaxondannym Report

    Colin Brackenridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dude, or dudette, that you got directions from was probably their soulmate 😂

    Raccoon Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom and dad met on the third day and are still married.

    Happy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, I don't know either :'D Currently in my 2nd year of college

    #53

    Me Irl

    Lalaliliya Report

    GettingCereal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want more Mindhunter. That one's never going to stop hurting.

    Java Addict
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just when they were getting to BTK! Dammit!

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    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more santa clarita diet please :(

    Shay Tracy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more The Society | Bastard Son & the Devil Himself | Sex Education...please and thanks

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    #54

    Me Irl

    itz_willy Report

    Robyn Denton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always believed that there is a course in 'Doctor School' called "Lousy Handwriting", and that there is also a course in 'Pharmacy School' called "How To Decipher Lousy Handwriting".

    harpling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt put herself through medical school by working in a pharmacy. She took a handwriting course specifically to make things easier for her patients. Doctors' messy handwriting causes an estimated 7,000 deaths and 1.5 million injuries every year in the US; in India, it's estimated that doctors' illegible handwriting kills 44,000 people every year. https://medicaltrendsnow.com/medicine/doctors-bad-handwriting/

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    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife (pharmacist assistant) says it's paracetamol.

    Kimberleia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nowadays everything is electronic makes it so much easier

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I've had this...it truly works!

    #55

    Me Irl

    kingijosh Report

    Nicholas Montgomery
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am gonna use this next time i do a presentation.

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cue no one named Mike being in ur audience followed by akward pause until you realize no one will be standing followed by stuttering the line out too far out for the comedic pause to be effective followed by a single polite laugh from the audience and 25 years of wishing you had died right then and there while questioning your worth to anyone and anything at 3 am in the morning. Maybe that's just how it would go for me though 🤔

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    #56

    Me_irl

    kaamibackup Report

    Damitria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, you get a list of movies that are supposed to be similar but really arent

    Happy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, this disappoints me every time. :(

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That film you had on your watch list? Yeah I just removed it without warning. But here are 57 Bollywood films you might be interested in, even though you've never once watched a single second of any of them.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaargh, i hated that, one of the reasons I cancelled the subscription

    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Find out how to watch this movie"

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, grubhub pulled this sh!t on us too

    #57

    Me_irl

    nickseyebrows Report

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why does Sunday go faster than Saturday?

    Red Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it’s the day before Monday 😢

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    #58

    Me_irl

    Squaliebawse Report

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, I'm Gen X and I'm waiting for the same thing!

    Happy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please :( My family's literally gonna be homeless if the house prices continues to be expensive af. We're currently living in a provided government housing but only for 8 years left before we have to move out. I hope that I'll be able to secure a house for all of us soon.

    Atero
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel for ya, but it's unlikely to change even if some price correction will take place (I mean yea, 30% drop in prices might be possible but gl securing loan or paying it off with CB and banks ramping up interest rates). Unfortunately you can hope to get on the ladder for cheap only in case of some really bad global event, when housing or perhaps money in general will be the last thing for ppl to worry about.

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    #59

    Me🐱irl

    scodger Report

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now someone else is posting: A week ago my cat disappeared...

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    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They likely are brothers ... littermates ... and they both are fat. I don't wanna fatshame, let alone catshame, but ... as their human, or his human, or ... are they both male? ... I think I remember them both being male ... anyway, do something about cat's eating habits. Or tire them out more regularly.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is EXACTLY how your cat originally disappeared...

    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the right has a tiny white dot on the left-hand side of its nose.

    Lady Lestrange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be identical twins separated at birth

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect the cloning center down the street.

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    #61

    Me_irl

    hamzahamir0 Report

    LillieMean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. I don't remember the name of the game now, but at one point with a strict time limit, I didn't even dare to blink my eyes or breathe, so I almost passed out with tears flowing. Good times.

    IDK_Something
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to know I'm not the only one that will pass out from oxygen deprivation trying to pass that damn part.

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    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you finally beat it with one life left and die immediately on the next level with the save point back at the impossible level.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn Candy Crush and their chocolate bars!

    Happy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was this game that I played when I was young. I think I was more intelligent back then because I tried to play the game again as an adult, and I couldn't reach the level I stopped at before. Also, the game taught me English!

    #62

    Me Irl

    uncreativivity Report

    #63

    Me Irl

    THE-ONE3434555343455 Report

    Dubs_1117
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little sister and I used to watch Unspeakable a lot. He just got worse and worse.

    Nicholas Montgomery
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cough* *cough* SkipTheTutorial. his content used to be gaming challanges and now its just minecraft things you didnt know. lame stuff.

    Saxophone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if I just aged, but Aphmau. She was so cool, her videos were probably staged, but they were good ideas. Now she's just sucking off game releases or popular things with obviously staged videos. Sundee has the same problem. He used to have cool Among Us mods, but now all he does is create mods based on what is popular like poppy playtime, security breach, etc.

    Bazinga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Airrack, mans just become predictable

    RamiRudolph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shadiversity and his seconds channel Knights Watch. Too much friggin negativity.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use that spare subscription slot to sign up to a channel that teaches you how to spell progressively. *grin*

    #64

    Me_irl

    Tramose Report

    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they thought it would be lame?

    Woundwort42
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was looking forward to going to that, but then I found out that I hadn't been there, so I couldn't go :(

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe they came, but he never revealed it due to the complications this would cause.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y-Yeah, same. That's exactly why no one turned up to my party.

    Ayra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have an invitation to that party. A nice paper invitation

    David Leick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he showed his hand afterwards, therefore it was still known to time travelers. Just kidding, I'm with Steve on this one.

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They already knew no-one would be there so didn't bother going.

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    #67

    Me_irl

    rwxdan Report

    On a whim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my dog it’s normally pretty suspicious….

    Pink Aesthetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means they're stressed or scared or worried. Most of the time

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nala was not stressed. She just caught sight that she was having her picture taken while shamelessly sucking up to get a piece of hamburger.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that I see the white of her eyeballs in my cat. Her predecessor, Mika, didn't show them far enough.

    #68

    Me_irl

    SeasonTechnical1256 Report

    Taperedfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For this to be realistic the boat also needs to be on fire, sinking and someone has a sword sticking out their chest

    Minath
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accurate, although less rum and more drug use .

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a professional chef, can confirm

    Noah Libitsky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Papa is the pirate on the right

    #69

    Me_irl

    Shitty_Watercolour Report

    Pink Aesthetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If separable looking, then why not separable meant

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put a knot in the lead that is then just below my chin as I hate the cable touching the side of my neck, it then neans I can hold the cable in place using the highest fastened button on my shirt.... I know, I know I'm weird.

    Sasy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every single one of them I have ever had has been altered, it is a sickness for sure.

    #70

    Me🦍irl

    F-R-0-S-T_ Report

    Penny Kemper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But moon landing in 1969? Studying the Van Allen belt in 2018? NASA "we lost the technology we had to safely get through the Van Allen belt."

    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the technology available in the 1960s, it would have been easier to just go to the dam Moon than try to fake it (nd pay off Buzz Aldrin to beat up anyone who denied it to his face).

    #71

    Me_irl

    IScreamToo Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope whomever made that wrote "plagiarism is unacceptable" every time and didn't just copy and paste.

    #72

    Me_irl

    chingchong999 Report

    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Lenovo laptop which runs Linux, and the Zoom client doesn't support virtual backgrounds, but the camera has a little flap which slides over it for peace of mind. And a Macbook which is the other way round so I don't need to sit awkwardly in the "private" corner of my room, but don't trust the camera...

    Catherine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My OnePlus 7pro is getting old and glitchy but its selfie camera literally comes out of the phone when it's being used so nobody can see me looking like a naked mole rat with a double chin unless I consent

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    Patrick Linnen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather sensible. Monitoring software is sold to business owners to monitor workers at their work stations. This started mid-2000's. Not to mention illicit remote access software run by some mal-ware groups.

    #73

    Me_irl

    EtherealDoughnut Report

    best turtle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2022 will forever be the year of lost souls

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 65 I’ve accumulated way too many of those historical events. Some great, but mostly bad. 1968 was really really bad.

    Thorsten Massow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 65 you we're 9 years old in 1968. I don't think you can remember any real historical events from your personal experience.

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    David Leick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole century has felt like that so far, with no signs of slowing down. 🙁

    Remi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes please. Very very much.

    #74

    Me Irl

    KitMisty Report

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's Fortnite? (Other than a span of two weeks)

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    #75

    Me_irl

    PotatoBunny9519 Report

    Keller Worthen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Editing a video with a length restriction. It's a pain

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ads and commercials have to be up here

    #76

    Me Irl

    reddit.com Report

    Saturn Rings
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a really person with lots of upvotes on bp that is secretly transphobic…

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My twitter blocklist contains every single account that's ever promoted a tweet.

    #77

    Me Irl

    eggsthatstink Report

    Uncanny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 5 minutes to 6? Is that AM or PM? If it’s AM, you’d need to get up at sparrow fart to get to first period. Either way, that’s crazy. No wonder you stayed home.

    Chris Kane
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke is that he can't tell the time because he doesn't go to school.

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    Queen Shay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when I have the day off from work, looks at clock “My team is still working right now 🤣🤣 the fools”

    Colin Brackenridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to class long enough to learn how to remove the watermark ffs

    GrillMeASalmon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, you are IN school...wake up and smell the detention room.

    #78

    Me_irl

    nubivagance Report

    Natalia Linnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that’s why Musk bought the Twitter…

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I saw on the news he did get shut down😡

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... to actually settle, he should make clear to never expect anything that does NOT hurt that musk cult leader dude's feelings, also known as net worth.

    #80

    Me_irl

    Sserenitynoww Report

    GrillMeASalmon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the way, my pants are on fire...

    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you bury them in a basement?

    #81

    Me_irl

    SyedaDua Report

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time we are in the car we have to listen to the one song my son loves on repeat. Only Love Can Hurt Like This by Paloma Faith. He can't get enough of it

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normally it's me playing someone my favourite song, only to keep saying "it gets good in a moment, honest".

    #82

    Me_irl

    NoSquidsHere Report

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did it once and only once in college. I did indeed arrive back to my dorm by 11 AM after class and fall asleep for the next 11 hours once I took a nap around 1 o’clock. I don’t think I’ll be doing that again anytime soon!!

    #83

    Me Irl

    whalecat4 Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When opinions are treated as equal to facts, we're in trouble.

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My opinion is quite the opposite actually 😌 /s

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    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Japan, a country with precisely (checks notes) zero mask mandates, and the government is running TV adverts telling people they don't really need to wear masks when outside and not close to other people. PS it gets cold here and masks are nice and warm.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but before covid, people in Japan typically wear masks when under the weather right?

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    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't awesome though that opinion or not, the US got right down to it and there was a vaccine ready to go the minute the FDA approved it?? I mean- wow!! Just in time to hit the streets.. Oddly enough, right AFTER the 2020 election! Obviously, just a coincidence, of course...

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that our political parties hate each other instead of just disagreeing.

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    Me_irl

    blocksed Report

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    #86

    Me_irl

    chimkinnuggs Report

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea.. the cat lawyer was funnyer lol, "its me your honor, Im a real person not a cat " ...

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in black t-shirt looks like President Zelenskyy

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tu aimes les peutaaaates ? le Will Waller tainestaouwsandsix est fait pour toi !

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll say it again, this is how you end up in the basement of a house on "Zillow gone Wild"

    Astor.exe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok she def made her coworkers happy

    #87

    Me🦷irl

    reddit.com Report

    Rosemary Booth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hygenist asked me "Do you floss?" and I'm like "I did today!"

    Happy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL this reminded me of my first time going to the dentist again after maybe 10+ years, because I suspected that I probably have an impacted wisdom tooth. I was so nervous about it, so I brushed my teeth super well before the appointment. The dentist was like, "You have nice teeth! Really great!" Something like that. I was surprised as well, kinda still think that he was probably lying about it haha. I hate how his assistant is so damn good looking though.

    #88

    Me_irl

    hopelessnerd-exe Report

    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a scene from "Breaking Bad".

    Happy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd agree with this, but recently had assignments that had back-to-back deadlines because the professor keeps on pushing back the dates, and suddenly releasing another assignment without warning nearing the end of the semester. We'd probably be less stressed if we knew beforehand that he'd be releasing a second assignment. :( I literally had to create a whole website within a day, 3 more days to finish the touch ups and then during that time, I also had to create a documentation. The documentation almost had about 100 pages. Even the professor thought that it was a lot lol :')

    Bruce Ferrier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And nobody will do it until the last day before the deadline

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep. about right.

    #89

    Me_irl

    happyweeds69 Report

    I Am John
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh no. What a marvellous notion.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When foreigners aren't around we all speak Flemish.

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, what, toodle pip old bean, absolutely spiffing idea....more tea?

    Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please if you will, with two sugars, thank you. I also brought biscuits!

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    Garry Cowan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's more than one British accent I'd wager a good few British people would have trouble understanding my Glaswegian accent

    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they themselves cease to exist

    Minath
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, only super-villians have that accent permanently.

    Pink Aesthetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're American without telling me you're American

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah we do way too many unflattering impressions of that accent, usually involving the word crumpets.

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    Me_irl

    Ancient-Variety5360 Report

    Astor.exe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yea. but i do weird faces.

    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone looks better on FaceTime 🤣

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I catch a glimpse of myself and then think, “Oh God, is that what I look like to other people?” and then never look at it again.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I look at the camera so they get eye-contact but I might miss their facial expression, or do I stare at the screen so to them I'm looking at their chin? It's a constant struggle.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I frequently pin myself to check what my hair looks like. Good thing they can't see the back of it! LOL.

    #91

    Me🤖irl

    domeyeah Report

    Robyn Denton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and the image is so tiny and of such low resolution that you can't see anything anyway, so you just guess...

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, this photo has what I think is a traffic light pole, I can maybe even see a bit of reflected green on that car windshield, should I click it or not? Sh!t I took too long, now it knows I'm not human and that I'm just three owls in a trench coat!

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    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that square that has the tiny little corner of the traffic light count?

    Layna Andersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got dolphins last time and I was so happy. Of course I still didn’t get all of them right but at least it wasn’t traffic lights.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always assumed they used it to teach their self-driving cars, so I picked the bicycles and trees.

    #92

    Me Irl

    supercoolsbros Report

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hooray, I live in Western Stupid Idiots!

    best turtle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay fair enough but half the idiots of the midwest have common sense

    just another teen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare you insult me I am a stupid cowgirl not a cowboy

    Zoz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living right on the line between stupid idiots and Florida trash idiots! Heck Yessss

    LapCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Californian stupid idiot 🙋🏽‍♀️

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think it's indicative of the US mentality that those who live on the coasts, and therefore understand there are other countries, vote Democrat, whilst those in the middle who've never seen the ocean or people of other nationalities vote Republican. As a general rule of thumb.

    Tuna Fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your thumb is a stupid idiot. You ever heard of Alabama, Mississippi, Texas, Georgia, etc.. all coastal states. And have you seen how big America is? There is no such thing as US mentality. We are lousy with mentalities, and are pigeon holed into voting two parties due to a two party government. Fortunately the independent party is the most up and coming party now in the States.

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    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    /Me waves from Florida Trash Idiots - and don't y'all wish you were here instead of freezing your effing butts off right about now? Lol - you go on hating :D

    Thomas Bentley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i notice they are missing out alaska. they are cold idiots, if they are classed as idiots at all.

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    Me_irl

    grownisdead Report

    Pink Aesthetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does trump look like toad? Never mind let me take that back, that's hurtful to the toads

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toads can be quite cute. A bunch of them like to hang out in my window well and they're very entertaining. However, if Trump was hanging out in my window well I'd call the authorities! And the Air Force. Possibly the Ghostbusters too.

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    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHERE ARE THE MITTENS?!!!!

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d be way more invested in voting if THIS is how our elections went.

    Barry Patterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in this corner 'Bam Bam Bernie' with his famous democracy slam.

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Bernie just weren't too decent a guy to actually hit the dude formerly known as The Donald with a massive object, ... but, Bernie was deprived his chance to presedency anyway, he may have been put in the race instead of Miss Clinton, and would have attracted quite a lot of the people who voted Trump, then... Working class who are at least somewhere in their mind, never had more reason to vote left, and it's been a long time any left wing politician was as popular in the US as Bernie was and, hopefully, still is. He'd have been my choice for sure, and ... not without reason.

    #94

    Me_irl

    esberat Report

    Cathy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could listen to albums at the record store!!

    David H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    using those headphones a hundred sweaty dirty heads had on before you

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    howdylee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude that's why they invented Napster!

    Catherine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait this just became my justification for paying for Spotify and YouTube premium

    Patrick Linnen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Motown, I think, was the first label to have decent songs on both the A side and the B side of single platters. Wasn't it the Beatles that had to first album filled with songs on the radio playlists at the time of release?

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love buying albums from artists that I've only heard one or two songs from. Yes you do get the occasional clunker but most are good and there are gems to be found by accident!!

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I always believed that if a band had one song I liked, chances are I'd like half the album. Plus a 7" was not much cheaper than the LP.

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    #95

    Me_irl

    deathblade66 Report

    Astor.exe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "but... but why f son? f is in chat. not in GRADES!" "i dont know dad"

    Sammie 19
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went through this with my daughter. Aged 10 she came home from school with math homework and was getting so angry and frustrated because she didn't understand it. I looked at it, explained an easier way of working out the answers and she was really happy I could explain it better than her teacher. Next day she came home angry. Even though the answers were all correct it had been worked out the wrong way so she failed the assignment. She has never forgotten about it. Last year I was at her place and her eldest son, then 7, was frustrated over his math homework and I offered to help, only for my daughter to get mad at me and told me I wasn't allowed to help anyone with math homework ever again because of my monumental screw up the last time, 17 years later

    #96

    Me_irl

    Resistdemall Report

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, there’s yet another layer of this for currently 40-year-old me… XD

    Daria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit i WAS stupid but I don't think I'm much better now that I'm 35. More confused maybe.

    #97

    Me_irl

    Xarakamaka Report

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob's Burger of the day, if Louise is in charge, usually is one of those you don't really wanna order...

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol totally, didn't she come up with the foot feta-ish burger??

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And a cocktail with that?"; "Yes I'd like an extra large '3am Thinking about Embarrassing Moments' please".

    Happy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmfaooo bro what kinda restaurant is that? XD

    #98

    Me_irl

    CG-XitsLm1nsaneX Report

    Aqsa Azam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How accurate is this lmaoo. I had to take Math 101 last semester for my general education requirement and the teacher straight up started the syllabus on the first day while the other classes were all wholesome, cute, intro classes.

    Justme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse were the classes with required reading before the first class met.

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    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mentor teacher, in 14 years of teaching, has made it through the whole curriculum once.

    #99

    Me_irl

    StillPatience Report

    Astor.exe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time I went to Japan literally every time I went past the place it was covered in cloud. Now I live here I just need to wander along to the nearest park in winter when the air is nice and clear and can see it in its snow-capped glory any time.

    Robyn Denton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is EXACTLY what happened to my nephew and his family... except they travelled from Australia to Japan!

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to Mount Rushmore. Stood there for a few minutes wondering how long I was supposed to look at it.

    #100

    Me Irl

    SeamanTheSailor Report

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have already stuck his glasses, he won't really see anything else! Probably stating the obvious, but I wear glasses and I totally feel it!

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, I hate to say this, but that's MY SHOE!

    #101

    Me_irl

    xSavageLlamax Report

    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like Elon Musk waking up in the small hours regretting the Twitter purchase but remembering he had no option because of the "material" various foreign governments have in their archives.

    #102

    Me Irl

    PM-YOUR-STEAM-KEYS Report

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only of you eat alot. If it's just one packet you'll be ok. Source: my friend as a toddler and her babysitter calling poison control

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    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks fake, subject is not wearing a made-in-China MAGA baseball cap.

    Jocie (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk WHY someone downvoted you, take an upvote bc this is funny :)

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    Sasy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and this is how tide pods happened.

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    #103

    Me_irl

    Enlargen_the_PP Report

    Reviewer UK01
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feeling this today. Paid nearly $100 for some international tracked shipping with FedEx (no choice of providers) and they tracked it as far as Appleton Wisconsin and declared it delivered. Bro, that was an airport, you are many countries away from actually getting it to me.

    Twinbowser
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon did that with my house. The package was marked as ‘handed to receptionist’ but we found it in the wheelie bin. Now we joke that we’ve employed Oscar the Grouch as a receptionist.

    #104

    Me Irl

    ninhktran Report

    Nicholas Montgomery
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i use my name and then what its for but dont tell anyone

    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my strong password I use for all sites, never been hacked, feel free to use it: ***********

    Superninjatiger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mostly have random numbers as passwords, unfortunetly I often forget the numbers and just remember the movements of my fingers so if there's a keyboard without a separate space with numbers I need to sit and move my hand as I write in the password to figure out in what order the numbers are.

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comment your password below for a free password strength evaluation!

    Sarah SH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remembering my passwords: 🤷🏻‍♀️

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always use '); DROP TABLE ;--

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    #105

    Me_irl

    James_Bames Report

    best turtle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so many childhoods shredded up and burned

    Sammie 19
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original hulk I used to like until I found out he was a big trumpf supporter 🤮 Others I liked until I found out that they were a scientologist cult member and then I don't watch anything with a scientologist in it. Unless they die and then I can watch it. Cheers for example. I love it but refused to watch it after the scientologist cult member joined the cast. Now she is dead and I'll be able to watch it. Loved Grease but after I found out jt was also a scientologist cult member I refuse to watch it ever again, same with everything TC is in. I did watch a few episodes of Malcolm in the middle until I found out that the eldest son is also a scientologist. No more mitm for me. I finally watched King of Queens because Leah left the cult and has spoken out about the cult and how bad it is.

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me...relating to ALL of the POS's in life.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 74 enjoyable videos in when they casually mentioned there are only two genders and now I have a void in my life as well as distaste for the hours I wasted.

    #106

    Me_irl

    codencolors Report

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every other scene in scooby doo be like:

    #107

    Me_irl

    reddit.com Report

    Potato Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    texas laughing in the corner

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kentucky pulls up seat next to Texas and they start gossiping. 😉

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    Js
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Florida definitely gets made fun of most but actual hate (at least in my area) is almost exclusively of California. A large chunk of our country hates California.

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cali hates Cali- how else can you explain what they have done to a once beautiful state?

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Jersey finally gets to rest its defense.

    Colin Brackenridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how one of those states is used to launch space crafts, and the other state is where the rocket engineering centre is.

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then Alabama passed it to Ohio

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHA!! Sooo funny!!! Good- Stay the Fvk out- we don't want you. We don't need you. Keep your bs in your own little corner- Don't NY my Florida!!! Welcome to the Free State of Florida- Now get the FVCH out!

    Pound Cake
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy Maryland noises since we’re convinced that we are what America could have been.

    Morgan️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I find that offensive as a Floridian that doesn’t get drunk and throw alligators into Wendy’s drive thru

    Xavier_M_P
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    2 years ago

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    #108

    Me_irl

    voxapins_ Report

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worthless piece of s*** getting attention and making money while dragging Sandy Hook parents through an unimaginable hell for years. Did not get what he deserves. Just gets to claim bankruptcy to get out of it.

    #109

    Me Irl

    reddit.com Report

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    #113

    Me_irl

    fuckedupsouul Report

    Happy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Currently 24 y.o and yeah, those stuff is just ain't possible right now :'D I wasn't even allowed to date until 2 years ago or so when my parents were more open to it. Years of being single sorta made me think that relationship is no no LOL

    #114

    Me Irl

    PM_me_a_bad_pun Report

    Samantha Mannion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss the old ones I liked them better lol

    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't understand how kindergardener drawings were able to shape our world like this.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old ones are better. But you're missing EFG.

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    #115

    Me_irl

    reddit.com Report

    Maximilian Vico
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao im poor so i have to pirate movies and games.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so poor I didn't pirate movies and games because I had nothing to play them on

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    #116

    Me_irl

    reddit.com Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda stealing Reddit content:

    gas station cola
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bored panda stealing a twitter screenshot from a facebook group that stole it from an instagram post that stole it from a subreddit

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everbody steals everything. I see BP content on The Chive all the time.

    #117

    Me_irl

    S14xDrifter Report

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just imagining history lessons 50/60 years in the future when kids are learning about memes in history class

    Elita One
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're called deep fried memes.

    Booklover<3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally the only thing on this thread that I've loled at

    #118

    Me_irl

    RenegadeMemelord Report

    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Visited my boomer parents a couple of months back, and they were flexing about how much pension/tax/breaks/free-cars-because-disabilty then on the wireless there was some report about a single-mother-who-can't-afford-to-run-her-laptop-for-college-course and they were all like "laptop! oooh entitled, in our day we were lucky our pencils didn't freeze, oh BTW this winter we're going on the second cruise of the year, and f**k the carbon emissions involved". Or words to that effetc.

    #119

    Me_irl

    Deep-Entrepreneur-12 Report

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... that's the times I don't consider Tara-Times ... but, the other times, are.

    #120

    Me_irl

    NotLikeThis3 Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a while to figure this one out, I had to check Reddit - "the girl sent a screenshot of the guy asking her out and said it was her worst fear coming true, not realizing she was still talking to the guy she is complaining about , not the person she thought she was complaining to."

    #121

    Me_irl

    entranas Report

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

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    You guys upvoting this truly do not get it. Point is, joe shmo got installed (and the idiots that got him there had no effing clue what that pos they installed believed in, would do - yes, installed- like a toilet and just as full of excrement.)

    #123

    Me_irl

    KLASHINOV Report

    oktopus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, the page title says "127 Funny Memes" yet here we are at the end at Meme 125. I demand to see a manager.

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    #125

    Me Irl

    AlmiroN86 Report

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    makes it all better