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"When you are the first to laugh at yourself, everyone else laughs with you, not at you."

There's a subreddit called r/SuicideByWords and its 674K members are sharing photos of the best (worst?) self-inflicted insults they can find on the internet. And believe me, they're the best at what they do. I refuse to believe there's a place where self-deprecating humor is edgier and funnier than here.

From regular guys denouncing their sexual performance to aging movie stars questioning their relevance, this subreddit has it all!

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    #2

    That’s A Yikes From Me

    That’s A Yikes From Me

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    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im an introvert, I reckon I go the better part of a year alone without thinking about it... I would eventually go weird, but I think I could live like that especially if I had dogs....

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    #3

    What Would You Choose?

    What Would You Choose?

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    #4

    Flat Earthers Don't Make Any Sense Tbh

    Flat Earthers Don't Make Any Sense Tbh

    WTF_God_ Report

    PurpleDoople
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there’s no curve yes, but there’s a horizon… that photo literally debunks their whole argument

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    #5

    Today's "Boobs" Thread On Askreddit Is Triggering The Feels

    Today's "Boobs" Thread On Askreddit Is Triggering The Feels

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    #6

    He's Not Looking For That

    He's Not Looking For That

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    #7

    I Can See Clearly Now

    I Can See Clearly Now

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    #8

    Killed Two Birds With One Stone

    Killed Two Birds With One Stone

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    #9

    Oh Ted....

    Oh Ted....

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    #11

    That’s Rough Buddy...

    That’s Rough Buddy...

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    #12

    Suicide By Exam

    Suicide By Exam

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    #13

    That's What He Said

    That's What He Said

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    #14

    Dang, Wish My Memory Was That Good

    Dang, Wish My Memory Was That Good

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    #15

    1860 Suicide By Words

    1860 Suicide By Words

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    #16

    King George The 1st

    King George The 1st

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look like my ancestor! Google John Quincy Adams, It looks even worse on a girls body

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    #17

    This Is The Best Self Inflicted Insult

    This Is The Best Self Inflicted Insult

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    TmKhr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious :D it's great you're having a good time

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    #18

    This Man Needs Some Love

    This Man Needs Some Love

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    #19

    I Think Every Reddior Should Do This

    I Think Every Reddior Should Do This

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    #20

    This Hashtag Is Stupid But Here A Suicide That Made Me Laugh

    This Hashtag Is Stupid But Here A Suicide That Made Me Laugh

    ZombiePopp3d Report

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, you're safer avoiding the whole pack

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    #21

    That Definitely Hurts A Lot

    That Definitely Hurts A Lot

    ooRed_Fateoo Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the fact that there are only foreign scientists is involved with this record.

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    #22

    Found My First One

    Found My First One

    PremiumWipes Report

    T Simmons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should see the rhododendron ponticim here in the uk- !

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    #23

    Quarantine Problems

    Quarantine Problems

    RealM-Fresh Report

    #24

    Does This Count

    Does This Count

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    #25

    Seth Rogan Knows Who He Is

    Seth Rogan Knows Who He Is

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    #26

    Invisible

    Invisible

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    #27

    German Humor At Its Best

    German Humor At Its Best

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    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    heuteshow! :D i'm simple, i see german things, i upvote :D

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    #28

    Well, That Backfired..

    Well, That Backfired..

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    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...not *my* mother, but *a* mother... somewhere... probably

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    #29

    But You Have Heard Of Me

    But You Have Heard Of Me

    Xandalorian55 Report

    #30

    Ahhhh, Tinder

    Ahhhh, Tinder

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slivovica - that man/woman is a gourmé! I would like do that mistake very much and thank you.

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    #32

    Honestly Same

    Honestly Same

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    Steffen Rehm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I´m to old and bitter for friends now, but i hope people out there find some and be happy with them.

    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom told me that I needed six friends in life: one older, one younger one richer, one poorer one fatter, one thinner.

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One would be wonderful; two would be nice; any more would be chaos.

    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 6? Edit: I rechecked, the very close ones are 4.

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Bro I got tons of- nvm bro they left when I was a kid lol heh

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because having a close friend requires time, effort, and emotional energy. Having a lot would drain mental and emotional energy rapidly.

    Duncan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have found that when you are older you know people, but not really friends. It isn't like a school when you would invite your friends around.

    Hermione Granger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, an extreme extrovert: 👀

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A maximum of 5 ? How could they know that ? I mean... It has never happened before, so those are just conjectures.

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    #33

    That's My Favourite Halloween Costume Too

    That's My Favourite Halloween Costume Too

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    #34

    Ngl Had Us In The First Half

    Ngl Had Us In The First Half

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    #36

    We Are Humble Creatures

    We Are Humble Creatures

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've tried to tell the next generation because it was revelation when I worked it out. If you like the look of a guy, buy him a drink. Chat to him while you both have a drink. If by the end of it he's not for you, you know what, he's not going to mind if you say 'thanks for the chat' and disappear because you know what, a girl bought him a drink. And if you found that you like him more, off you go girl. So much safer and easier than hanging around hoping the right guy will fancy you and approach you.

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    #37

    Death And Finances

    Death And Finances

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    #38

    Highly Relatable

    Highly Relatable

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    #39

    Ended His Own Career

    Ended His Own Career

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    #40

    Dang

    Dang

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    WhoAreYouToSayPandasAreBored
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plants produce oxygen so they are actually quite useful, unlike you. Lol

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    #41

    Well That's One Way To Put It

    Well That's One Way To Put It

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    #42

    A Very Rare And Relatable Attempt

    A Very Rare And Relatable Attempt

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But have you ever been to a party celebrating nudibranchs??? I have. And I wasn’t the only one there 😜

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    #43

    Conan O'brien Puts All His Jokes They Turn Down For His Show Onto Twitter

    Conan O'brien Puts All His Jokes They Turn Down For His Show Onto Twitter

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    #44

    You Brought This Upon Yourself, Elon

    You Brought This Upon Yourself, Elon

    mchgndr Report

    TmKhr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that comment didn't age properly

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    #45

    Perfect Fit

    Perfect Fit

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an actual size of pockets on female clothes.

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    #46

    Say Goodbye To The Rainbow Logos

    Say Goodbye To The Rainbow Logos

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    #47

    Suicide By Proper Grammar

    Suicide By Proper Grammar

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    T Simmons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Semi colon could be a full stop, but isn’t

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    #48

    Good Ol’ Elon

    Good Ol’ Elon

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    #49

    Thought This Belonged Here

    Thought This Belonged Here

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    #50

    Sometimes You've Just Gotta Own It

    Sometimes You've Just Gotta Own It

    WoxandWarf Report

    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I mainly noticed the undercoocked ("raw", one would say) meat :/

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    #51

    I Felt That

    I Felt That

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    #53

    Touched By Women

    Touched By Women

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    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grammar hurts as much as the response

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    #54

    Quick How Do I Yawn On Android

    Quick How Do I Yawn On Android

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    #55

    Online Dating Is Hard

    Online Dating Is Hard

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    #57

    Also I'm Wet Garbage

    Also I'm Wet Garbage

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    #58

    We Are All Sad Losers Now

    We Are All Sad Losers Now

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    #59

    Yikes

    Yikes

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    #60

    I Feel Personally Attacked

    I Feel Personally Attacked

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    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

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    Trash. No one steals that. No one who is human, that is.

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    #61

    Sad Times

    Sad Times

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    CAMAW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me now: so, did I improve in drawing? 16 y. o. Me:...........................

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    #62

    I Mean, I Can Relate But, Man

    I Mean, I Can Relate But, Man

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