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There is a very specific type of modern panic that comes from hitting “send” and then realizing what you actually wrote. And in the age of the internet, our horrible, misspelled, and embarrassing messages can be saved, screenshotted, or otherwise recorded for posterity. 

The “Screenshots of messages that probably shouldn’t have been posted” Facebook page is home to all the texts, SMS messages, and emails that really exemplify why an “unsend” button could be useful. So get comfortable, prepare yourself for some thoughts that perhaps should have been left unsaid, and get to scrolling. Be sure to upvote your favorites and comment your thoughts below. 

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder where violating a hippo is a thing! (Yes I know it's an autocorrect fail)

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least he's honest. This is why you always have emergency Styrofoam plates and plastic silverware.

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Midnight on Friday the 13th. Venus was in retrograde and there was a full moon.

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Iwould like to see some idiot dressed as batman delivering food. And I would give a tip too.

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Ron Baza
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If only there was some way of colouring a person’s hair artificially. And if only this was widely available in all shops, and commonly practised by human adults. But, alas, this is not the case and the argument is watertight.

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kinda reminds me of the movie "Save the Last Dance" where Derek asks Sara(about her father), "So you all tight 'n sh*t?" and she replied "Yeah, we're all tight 'n sh*t, our DNA matches."

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No Aaron, you're the cringe one here, a woman rejects you and then you start whining about how women are always choosing a-holes. Get a life.

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Stuart
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, she's cringe. She's on a dating app and she acts like an a*****e when someone sends her a message.

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just because he told a cringe joke, doesn't mean she was rejecting him, she was just stating a fact but he had to get all personally affronted and show his true face. Love it when the Incels can't help being incels.

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Meh
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her response wasn't necessarily a rejection. I respond with the same if someone texts me something cheesy. She definitely dodged a bullet though. Wow

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My thoughts exactly. Someone charismatic could recover from that. Joke about the bad opener, accept it, be on her side, I dunno. And, yes, she dodged a bullet.

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No dude, that wasn't smooth. That was cringe AF. But you are correct, you truly *are* a 1 on that 1 - 10 scale.

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A-A-Ron sent this message to 20 women in the app, let's be serious. And if this is how he, admittedly, tries his best....yeah 1/10 sounds about right.

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Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But I'm a nice guyyyyyyyyy! (psst....if you're only nice when they sleep with you, you are in fact, not a nice guy)

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anybody else read that in the voice of Liam Gallagher?

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Mark Johanen
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dating tip: If you approach a woman and she rejects you, call her a b**** and tell her she's rude and disgusting. This always makes women give you a second chance.

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Blue Chambers
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So I am confused. Do you tip your fedora before or after sending this message?

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Nicky Shrimps
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of incels on here... They matched meaning it was a mutual liking. Maybe his opener wasn't funny. She was was rude and insulting. No reason for that. His reply was funny and not insulting at all. Good on him.

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She said one word..cringe..in response to a bad one liner of his and it unleashed a diatribe of epic proportions, how creepy is that ugh.

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Google salmon shooter. It's a device to shoot salmon over a damn so they can finish their journey to spawn. Doesn't harm the fish.

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom dated a guy who did not like music. The only movie he would watch was American Graffiti over and over. He tried to throw my mom in a tree once when he was upset. I am conviced bro was 100% an extraterrestrial. If someone does not like music be suspicious.

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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh well, at least the person suffering rough times knows who to not pay any more attention to before the REALLY break their heart.

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8 months ago

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