People Are Posting The Threatening Signs They’ve Encountered, Here Are The 50 Best Ones

Spotted this gem on my drive just yesterday: IMG_3998-6...c74ae.jpeg

My late grandfather worked in an automobile manufacturing factory, and my mother told me that he saw too many people reach in a machine that wasn't turned off thinking they'd be fine... and you can probably guess what happened to their limbs.

True dat

good to know :)

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Management recognizes that because it doesn't care either.

I would love to see footage of a mugger opening that decoy purse full of angry bees. There’s a dark kind of Justice to that. Well, unless the mugger is also an apiarist, which would mean that they would simply integrate the new bees into their personal hives. Just following a thought to its ludicrous extreme.

Pro tip: follow these hints in reverse. First the bees, last lock your car.

mood

Obvious Plant

If it works!

I don’t really see how this is scary

Yeah i hate this one. The elbow sticks out far enough (behind the figure in the foreground) that someone is guranteed to smack into it and do some harm. It looks about face-height, that elbow.

Where is this?

they r coming for U . ru n bish ruNNN

This is too cute!

I once did a Larp at home in mafia style, with participants being in two cartels fighting eachother. We prepared about a hundred of little "drug" bags with powedered sugar as stealing or buying those was major part of the game plot. All larpers happily hid them EVERYWHERE. Behind panels, in the roof, between floor boards.. Couldnt even find half of them after the larp. We moved out shortly after, finding some bags when cleaning but dozens was still un accounted for. The landlord was doing major changes in the house and all appts had their interior torn out. I often wonder how confused the workers must have been about little white powder bags falling out everywhere. Noone called and asked, maybe they just stole them and tried to use 🤣

A few weeks after we moved in, one of our neighbors asked if we had found any stashes from one of the previous owners. We did not, but we found a window they just slapped some siding over on one side and drywall on the other. Not as fun as drugs or money, I guess.

When I got my first cell phone back around the turn of the century the number had evidently previously belonged to the local dealer. I kept getting calls like "Hey, man! This is Juan. You got the stuff, man?"

First thing to do would be to tear the damned meth lab down and build something less lethal.

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They should add Adam's forwarding address to make the sign fully effective

Poignant. I am a science teacher, recently chaperoned a cadaver lab with high schoolers. The students definitely showed respect for the people who donated their beings for the benefit of the students and their knowledge. The sentiment in the sign matches the feeling in the lab.

I used to teach human osteology (the human skeleton) and there was both a lot of respect AND a lot of laughter in the lab. I think it's important to create learning environments where students respect that they are learning from now-dead people and also in which students feel comfortable to learn and ask questions and explore.

Yes fully agree, the dead should be treated with respect.

Laughing at them? No. If you're expressing discomfort seeing the secrets of the human body? That should be okay. You need to address that feeling if you're gonna be doing it.

Fair, you should be respectful in there.

That's...terrifying

That is seriously very creepy and unnerving indeed.

ive seen this episode of Doctor Who

I see

Markipliers nightmare

I hike in that area all the time and these signs are 100 percent necessary, and true! This trail is on the opposite side of Killington Peak from the ski area. Skiers go "out of bounds" in the woods to find fresh powder, and almost always end up going down the wrong side of the mountain into the middle of the state forest.

On the east side of mountains, the sun goes down an hour earlier than you expect - bring light

At first I thought it was gonna say "The mountains will be just as cold and lonely tonight as you"

*waIks 1ft past sign, before waIking back* I returned, didn't I?

"killington"

Many years ago, I went to the Brooklyn zoo and saw a gibbon bouncing around its enclosure on some vines before sliding down to ride on the back of a tapir that lived in the same enclosure. The look of weary resignation on that tapir's face was absolutely hilarious - I could tell the scene had been played out many, many times.

Okay, but can we put the pig on our heads?