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When you think about it, the goal of a sign is pretty basic, isn’t it? We put them up to give us directions, send messages, and warn us about dangers lurking around the corner. But while sometimes they hilariously fail to fulfill their purpose by looking like the most random and absurd announcements ever created, others seem to carry a somewhat threatening aura.

We’re talking about signs that remind us the world is filled with unforeseen hazards that make us want to stop and quickly run the other way. So let us introduce you to the 'Scary Signs' subreddit. This online community with over 379K members has set out on a mission to share pictures of terrifying messages from all over the world "that you don't want to be near".

Some of them are scarier than the danger itself, others are so creepy we can’t help but wonder why they got put up there in the first place. Whatever the case may be, these warnings definitely catch one's attention. Bored Panda has collected some of the most frightening posts from the group, so continue scrolling to check them out for yourself, and let us know what you think about them in the comments!

#1

Scary-Sad, But Comforting To Know You Can Be Safe

Scary-Sad, But Comforting To Know You Can Be Safe

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Roxy Eastland
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not a scary sign I "don't want to be near" - that's a fantastic sign that we're all glad to see

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    #2

    Sign A The Vet

    Sign A The Vet

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not crying, it’s just the onions.

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    #3

    Oh...ok I Understand

    Oh...ok I Understand

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    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to know zoos make sure their animals are taken care of!

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    Since its creation in 2014, the 'Scary Signs' subreddit has amassed more than 379K members who are eager to share the daunting messages they come across in every corner of the world. Nearly every post consists of terrifying or confusing signs that warn us of potential hazards up ahead and uneasy consequences we will face if we refuse to obey.

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    While we're used to seeing safety signs and not batting an eye, people on this online community prove that some of them have a slightly threatening nature that everyone should take notice of. After all, most of us are hoping to avoid falling into "the drowning machine", getting attacked by aggressive geese, or encountering a venomous snake that's missing from its exhibit.

    #5

    More Than Sad Scary, But Still

    More Than Sad Scary, But Still

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    #6

    Beware Of Falling Deer

    Beware Of Falling Deer

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    Yet, there seem to be many factors that can make people disregard even the most frightening messages. Maybe you're an adrenaline junkie looking for new adventures every chance you get. Perhaps you think the sign is scarier than the danger itself. I mean, it's better to be safe than sorry, but who really wants to be told to watch out for falling deer? How often does that really happen?

    Marc Green, Ph.D., is a human factor expert who has extensive experience in perception, attention, human factors, and related areas. According to him, warning signs often fail to change people's behavior. They can either go unnoticed or, more often than not, they are seen but ignored by the viewer. "For many years, designers focused their concern on sensory aspects of warnings: color, shape, location, pictures vs. text, size and so on. However, recent research suggests that effective warning design depends as much on the contents of the viewer's head as on the contents of the warning's message," he explained.

    #7

    Trailhead In Tennessee

    Trailhead In Tennessee

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    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is a great sign. I have encountered a few similar sign in Australia, and I find them rather helpful.

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    #8

    Don’t Do Meth

    Don’t Do Meth

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why i avoid dentist as much as possible! 😅😅😅

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    #9

    No Bees, No Oranges

    No Bees, No Oranges

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    You see, when people stumble upon alarming messages, they then have to make a decision whether or not to comply. But let's not forget that people who are the intended audience of these signs are not blank slates. They rather start with a thought process containing three components: "First, the viewer has general knowledge about the world and how it works. Second, s/he has a set of beliefs and expectations based on experience with the same or similar environment, product or technology."

    "Lastly, the viewer enters the situation with a goal and strategy for achieving that goal," Green continued. "The goal can be specific ('I want to arrive at my destination as soon as possible') or more diffuse ('I want to feel good about myself')." So to create an effective warning sign, the designer must understand what the observer "brings to the table".

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    #10

    Umm

    Umm

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Groot does not appreciate people putting signs on him.

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    #11

    Percy Preist Lake In Nashville, Tn

    Percy Preist Lake In Nashville, Tn

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See? They drowned even if they wore lifejackets! Why should people wear masks/seatbelts/get vaccinated/wear protective gear/etc when you can still die!? /sarcasm, if that was not obvious

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    #12

    Scary Geese

    Scary Geese

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    As viewers, we’re aware that safety signs are placed there for our own benefit. Their purpose is to draw our attention to important information that might prevent us from doing harm to ourselves or the people around us. Unfortunately, sometimes they are less likely to be effective when they are placed in the wrong area or use vague messaging. This could lead to tragic accidents, so it’s always best to make sure the sign will be crystal clear to virtually anyone.

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    #13

    A Disease Which Has No Cure

    A Disease Which Has No Cure

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    #14

    Something About This Unsettles Me

    Something About This Unsettles Me

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    #15

    Straight To The Point, Don't Become Soup

    Straight To The Point, Don't Become Soup

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Afterwards we put some spices in and we eat you!

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    However, even when signs are compelling and tick every box on the list, we humans have a tendency to overlook them. Green explained that when a warning tells us to refrain from behavior that would enable us to quickly achieve our goal, we then make a cost-benefit analysis. "In some cases, the viewer might lose the goal altogether ('No Smoking' signs), or exert more effort ('Detour' signs)," he mentioned some examples of the cost.

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    When it comes to benefits, they can be practical (like injury avoidance), and psychological. "A driver deciding whether to comply with a speed limit sign might calculate the costs of arriving later," he added. But one benefit of compliance is feeling safe and less anxious, like thinking "I won't be as likely to get in an accident," or "I won't have to spend time and effort looking for a radar trap." Other psychological advantages could be the sense of being "a good citizen" or "a team player," Green argued.

    #16

    19th Century Japanese Tsunami Warnings. This One Reads: “Remember The Calamity Of The Great Tsunamis. Do Not Build Any Homes Below This Point”

    19th Century Japanese Tsunami Warnings. This One Reads: “Remember The Calamity Of The Great Tsunamis. Do Not Build Any Homes Below This Point”

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they still built below that point. I was watching a Geographics video and most of the people who died in the 2011 tsunami were in buildings situated below the tsunami warning points.

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    #17

    Fight Back

    Fight Back

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    dianadeluxe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure you take a good picture. Could be your last.

    Anton Kider
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha... You are so mean (and right) dianadeluxe.

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    Kesam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I... never bend my children.

    martin734
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or is that sign suggesting you use your child as a shield?

    Justme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you pick up a child without bending?

    Badgers Nadgers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharp kick up the backside and catch it before it hits the ground?

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    Lothar Ohr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or play Metallica on your phone real loud. Worked for some hiker few years ago, you can google it

    Badgers Nadgers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And hope the first Google results are good ones or it may be too late

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technical question: how can you be large when you are very short? I think I'm doomed!

    John Spookey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you put your hands up,also if you’re cycling,you put your bicycle up in the air.Works also on bear or moose.But if the animal’s cubs are near you’re doomed anyway.Man must never turn back on a predator,as it’s clear signal for a predator to attack.

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    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Colorado we have had hikers fight them off. It wasn't fun for the hikers, for sure, but it wasn't as crazy or fatal as you think. They're not as big as you're probably imagining.

    Raccoon panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The image that comes to mind is me yelling at a mountain lion like I just encountered the world’s worst Karen, feeling entitled to eat me alive.

    Antdude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i live where cougars live and if you are attacked, fight back, they dont like getting hurt, hit them in the eyes and nose.

    Lu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mountain lion you will survive, they’ll usually try to grab kids by the head and run off.

    rhubarb
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good advice, but why take children on a hiking trail where there's possibly mountain lions in the first place?

    kjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    throw your kids at lion and run away

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also bear spray. It works well on mountain lions.

    Janet Cox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could say, throw the child at the lion and run...but that would be stating the obvious. Just grab your child by its hair to lift it up and the almighty scream will scare away the beast!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I encountered a cougar on a trail some years back. Lived to tell about it. Scary experience.

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picure low left looks like an advice to lure the Mountain lion with your kid. O.o

    DippityDooDerp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you see a mountain lion don't do anything. If the mountain lion tends to attack or eat you, you wouldn't see it.

    Amanda Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're still not as dangerous as humans.

    Viki Banaszak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried scruffing them like a moma cat?

    Herkfixer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he just pick up his kid by palming his head?

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best Practices is do not enter the area.

    Bizianka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instructions unclear. Fight back - how, exactly?

    Vicko Fidelis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally it looks like the lion just stand still until the human have a family

    John Cordova
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that man in the diagram using a child as a shield ?

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give children to lion. It will not be hungry anymore.

    pjs782
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's offering the kid.

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah- because my little nails and teeth are really going to help with that "fight back" thing-

    Jennifer O'Connor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Signs at some National Parks it made us think twice before going out !

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geeze, I don't have any kids. I out of luck.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold the child in front of you. As a last resort, throw child at lion.

    Allison Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold your child in front of you to entice the puma closer.

    Jeff Bunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fight back?? You’re kidding, right?? I thought I was just supposed to be eaten alive and just lay down and take it! OF COURSE I’M GOING TO FIGHT LIKE THE VETERAN I AM AND I’M GOING TO SHOW THE CAT WHO’S THE PUSSY!!!

    Rost it
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring a fat slower friend with you

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pick up children without bending, grab them by the head and yank up.

    Heidi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mountain lions are the reason I'm scared to hike

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fight back.... hmmmm I'll try to remember that last point when it's trying to gnaw threw my neck

    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, you want me to FIGHT BACK? Against a mountain lion?

    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of my dad's encountered a mountain lion on his land recently. Or rather, his son and his dog encountered it, and he came running to the yelling. The dog charged the lion and kept it distracted long enough for the dad to get his gun. Lost the chihuaha, but the 6-year-old was fine.

    Maryanna Baldridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not think I am in any condition to win a fight with an animal that has "lion" in the title. Just sayin'.

    Leara Bridges Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he saying HERE Eat this with tiny tot?

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but it looks like that image is about to sacrifice a child.

    Nazda Pokmov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poke them in the eyes and read them a bedtime story you like as it will be lights out for you.

    Annie Bieber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before or after I s**t myself pray tell? 😜

    Keerthi Vardhan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fight with one hand and children on the other.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's offering the child?

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always try to attack the nose, most sensible part of many predators

    Richard Black
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does "bear spray" work on mountain lions? If not, is this a start up opportunity?

    Paul Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you encounter a mountain lion and you're actually in Wales .... you're having a nightmare

    iblowsheep
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what no "good kitty, kitty!"?

    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you pick up a child without bending tho…

    Tài Trần
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fight back if there is no other way. Human is not a physically weak animal. In fact, an adult with a piece of rock or stick is a lethal creature.

    clbruss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbqGl6y3WOM

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoy nature but but I'd be backing away towards the car if I encountered this sign.

    Steven Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Initially I thought they were throwing the children to the mountain lion to save their own lives.

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    #18

    Road Sign I Found In Texas

    Road Sign I Found In Texas

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time a colleague stopped for a hitchhiker. A couple of miles down the road she accidentally ran over something (squirrel I think). Hitchhiker went to have a look. While he was out of the car she decided to have a look in his bag as she felt uneasy. He had a knife and rope in there. She yeeted out of there so fast. She was traumatised for a long time afterwards. But what a lucky escape.

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    Another factor that affects how we see the size of the benefits is the perception of danger, which has two elements — hazard and risk. The viewer of the warning sign must take them into account when making the calculation. "If the person believes that there is great danger, then s/he will see a larger benefit in compliance. Conversely, perception of small danger means low benefit and compliance will decrease," he explained.

    #19

    Sign At Lava Falls In Grand Canyon

    Sign At Lava Falls In Grand Canyon

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    #20

    You Will Die

    You Will Die

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not survivable? Challenge accepted!

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    #21

    At A Nearby Wolf Sanctuary

    At A Nearby Wolf Sanctuary

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    Lastly, our personal, social, and cultural backgrounds also affect our decision-making. Green explained that even when two people make the same cost-benefit analysis, they could go two different ways — one might ignore the sign while the other doesn't. "People accept different danger levels, have different attitudes about their ability to control danger and are differentially affected by social and cultural norms," the expert added.

    So for warning signs to be persuasive, designers should focus more on the psychological factor. Sure, the bright glaring colors and terrifying symbols catch our attention and might stop us from falling into dangerous threats, but harmony between human behavior and design would reduce accidents even further.

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    #22

    Bronx Zoo

    Bronx Zoo

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    #23

    Just Another Day In Alaska

    Just Another Day In Alaska

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just think if people closed their bins properly and didn’t litter (or encroach on bears habitats) then they wouldn’t come looking for food in houses / public spaces.

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    #24

    "The Drowning Machine"

    "The Drowning Machine"

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that somebody stupid will go in hoping to make a great TikTok video

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    #25

    Uh Oh. Keep Out Of The Danger Noodle Room

    Uh Oh. Keep Out Of The Danger Noodle Room

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    #26

    This Slide

    This Slide

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    #27

    Bush Fire Rating Signs All Over Australia

    Bush Fire Rating Signs All Over Australia

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Aussie. If it's not burning, it's flooded.

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    #28

    Yikes

    Yikes

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    #30

    Nope.

    Nope.

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    #31

    The School Lockdown Song

    The School Lockdown Song

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    Yayheterogeneity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst sign ever. Nothing like a funny shooters song 🙈 for the little ones. Awful.

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    #32

    How Fast Is It Going To Move?

    How Fast Is It Going To Move?

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    Shanaaia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't disturb the elevator, it's just taking a nap

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    #33

    This Got Dark Real Quick

    This Got Dark Real Quick

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Common all around the UK for a while. Now, probably prompted by research findings, we have signs written by children, with childish drawings, that say 'Twenty is Plenty'.

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    #34

    Crocodile Enclosure At Sydney Aquarium

    Crocodile Enclosure At Sydney Aquarium

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    #35

    You Get The Gist, Even Without A Word Of Swedish

    You Get The Gist, Even Without A Word Of Swedish

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    #36

    At Least They Give You A Choice.

    At Least They Give You A Choice.

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    #37

    Not Sure If This Counts

    Not Sure If This Counts

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    martin734
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a few questions.

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    #38

    At My Apartment Complex

    At My Apartment Complex

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    lenka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that this sign is necessary is alarming

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    #39

    Yeah I Think I’ll Pass

    Yeah I Think I’ll Pass

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    #40

    Apartheid-Era Sign Near Johannesburg, South Africa (1953)

    Apartheid-Era Sign Near Johannesburg, South Africa (1953)

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the misfortune when I was young to have a brief conversation with a white "Rhodesian" (young man) and yes, attitudes really were that vile.

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    #41

    Crossing A Swing Bridge In Nz

    Crossing A Swing Bridge In Nz

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    #42

    Think This Belongs Here!

    Think This Belongs Here!

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    #43

    Careful When Skiing

    Careful When Skiing

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've had many cases like this in my coiuntry. Reckless young skiers who thought it wouldn't happen to them... until it did.

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    #44

    Heart Rate Increasing

    Heart Rate Increasing

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    #45

    Slowly Puts Shovel Back In Trunk

    Slowly Puts Shovel Back In Trunk

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    Bad Humor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww man i was gonna bury the bodies here :(

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    #46

    Ok, Let's Just Go To The Public Pool?

    Ok, Let's Just Go To The Public Pool?

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water somehow always enters my nose while swimming. I’d avoid this pool no matter what

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    #47

    No Worries, 3 Layers Of Glass Still Remain To Protect You From The King Of The Jungle!

    No Worries, 3 Layers Of Glass Still Remain To Protect You From The King Of The Jungle!

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but how did it break? Accidental damage or was the lion testing the fence like a Dino in Jurassic Park. If those lions are looking to escape we need to know!

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    #48

    Cute Cartoons Don’t Make Creepy Messages Better

    Cute Cartoons Don’t Make Creepy Messages Better

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    #49

    “Holy Water Removed Temporarily”

    “Holy Water Removed Temporarily”

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    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I have a few questions.

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    #50

    Saw This Walking Through My University After Hours

    Saw This Walking Through My University After Hours

    ketchupcostsextra Report

    TonyTee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what's worse, the warning or the typo

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    #51

    Wear Mask Or Die !

    Wear Mask Or Die !

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    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (insert a "well, that escalated quickly" meme here)

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    #52

    Found This Gem At A Local Bulk Foods Store

    Found This Gem At A Local Bulk Foods Store

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    #53

    You Don’t Know Who Is Lurking Here

    You Don’t Know Who Is Lurking Here

    TheWholesomeGod Report

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be put in front of Stephen King books😶😶😶

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    #54

    Posted On A Hiking Trail At A Very High Waterfall

    Posted On A Hiking Trail At A Very High Waterfall

    frenchlick33 Report

    #55

    Hikers Beware

    Hikers Beware

    CairnFilippelli Report

    Chris Omer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many people were surprised to discover they had health issues when hiking this trail? Like, TDIL...

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    #56

    More Cute Than Scary

    More Cute Than Scary

    jeppe_the_retard Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Penguins be watching prison escape movies for inspiration.

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    #57

    I'll Just Hold It

    I'll Just Hold It

    Chicxulub420 Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen these signs but for spiders and snakes. In some countries it’s just best to check for everything!

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    #58

    "Not Advisable To Enter" A Wetlands Sanctuary Reserve.

    "Not Advisable To Enter" A Wetlands Sanctuary Reserve.

    Rewardoffered Report

    #59

    Udder Terror!

    Udder Terror!

    ramdom-ink Report

    dianadeluxe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah boss sorry I'm late. I've been attacked by the invisible cow. Again.

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    #60

    Sign Near Nuclear Plant In Nj

    Sign Near Nuclear Plant In Nj

    selfawarefeline Report

    #61

    I Think I’ll Just Take The Stairs Next Time...

    I Think I’ll Just Take The Stairs Next Time...

    cinedemon Report

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d never jump in an elevator irrespective of the condition of it

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    #62

    Good To Know

    Good To Know

    peteydubzzz Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is this - the Winchester Mystery House? (If you haven't seen it, it actually does feature a door about two storeys up which opens onto nothing but a painful fall into the rose bushes).

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    #63

    Do I Trust The Sign Or The Sensor?

    Do I Trust The Sign Or The Sensor?

    SharkFinn24 Report

    #64

    On A Public Trail Through Farmland In The Peak District, UK

    On A Public Trail Through Farmland In The Peak District, UK

    ReadyPlayerOnes Report

    Antonia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry these signs are necessary...

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    #65

    Casual Sign I Took A Picture Of In Cambodia

    Casual Sign I Took A Picture Of In Cambodia

    Tuubular Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re a tourist visiting Cambodia you should know about the killing fields. If you don’t then educate yourself before going.

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    #67

    Hunting Season.

    Hunting Season.

    EagleKammback Report

    dianadeluxe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm talking to you, girl with the red hood!!"

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    #68

    Saw This At My New Job, Wish Me Luck Guys.

    Saw This At My New Job, Wish Me Luck Guys.

    GeorgeTheGoat94 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your boss called Vlad by any chance?

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    #69

    Any Questions?

    Any Questions?

    BigFatTomato Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There will still be someone who lets their kid climb.

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    #70

    Found On The Portal Trail. End Of Mag 7 In Moab, Ut.

    Found On The Portal Trail. End Of Mag 7 In Moab, Ut.

    EzeSharp Report

    Jrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still, they are not putting a chain or physical barrier in place? WTF?

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    #71

    Area Closed

    Area Closed

    Headhearttrue Report

    #72

    Ominous Signs Like This All Through Amarillo On People's Property. Some Guy Named Stanley Marsh Put Them There And Then [passed Away]. That's All We Know

    Ominous Signs Like This All Through Amarillo On People's Property. Some Guy Named Stanley Marsh Put Them There And Then [passed Away]. That's All We Know

    MelodicLemon6 Report

    Andi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A reply to 'show me the way to Amarillo'?

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    #73

    Do Not Hang Anything

    Do Not Hang Anything

    Thnks-Fr-The-Mmrs Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they need that sign then they should box in the pipes. Problem solved.

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    #74

    Apparently From Killington Ski Resort.

    Apparently From Killington Ski Resort.

    Toybasher Report

    #75

    Watch For Jumping Sturgeon

    Watch For Jumping Sturgeon

    hatcatcha Report

    Rachel Ratty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LAKE CITY - Funeral plans are set for a 5-year-old north Florida girl who died after being struck by a sturgeon that leaped into the boat she was riding in with her family. The Gainesville Sun, citing a funeral announcement, reports the funeral for Jaylon Leighann Rippy is planned for Saturday in Chiefland. She died last Friday, hours after the sturgeon jumped into the family's boat. Officials say the girl's mother Tanya Rippy suffered facial injuries and her 9-year-old brother Trevor Rippy suffered a broken wrist.

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    #76

    Do You Know Where The Bears Are?

    Do You Know Where The Bears Are?

    yaaaaasitshayden Report

    #77

    Outside Toilet. One Door.

    Outside Toilet. One Door.

    aseriesoftubas Report

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got locked in my bathroom twice and it’s so scary. I’d stay clear of this door

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    #78

    Oddly Poetic Sign In Sea Ranch, Ca

    Oddly Poetic Sign In Sea Ranch, Ca

    horseonthefront Report

    #79

    Um... Are We Still... Are We Still Talking About Ice Cream...?

    Um... Are We Still... Are We Still Talking About Ice Cream...?

    calyank1184 Report

    #80

    At A Beach Along A Hiking Trail In Kauai, Hawaii

    At A Beach Along A Hiking Trail In Kauai, Hawaii

    Einstein1um Report

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda like how they just gave up with the tally.

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    #81

    Is Not An Emergency Yahauh

    Is Not An Emergency Yahauh

    Classic_Cream Report

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *50,000 demons posses a child causing them to cry* “the ride ain’t gona stop snowflake”

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    #82

    Is That A Threat?

    Is That A Threat?

    jgrace2112 Report

    #83

    Took This Picture A Few Years Ago In Near The Border

    Took This Picture A Few Years Ago In Near The Border

    bobakonush55 Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah just hang around and wait an hour for that zombie to catch up with you!

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    #84

    Warning Sign Near Peggy's Cove Lighthouse. Nova Scotia, Canada.

    Warning Sign Near Peggy's Cove Lighthouse. Nova Scotia, Canada.

    scifiguy95 Report

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to see and feel power, check out the Bay of Fundy which has the highest tides in the world. From low to high, about the height of a 3 story building. About an hour from Peggy's Cove.

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    #85

    "Emergency Medical Staff Has Been Infected. We Will No Longer Treat Patients. Quarantine Underway."

    "Emergency Medical Staff Has Been Infected. We Will No Longer Treat Patients. Quarantine Underway."

    gggggggggggggggddddd Report

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    #86

    The Thought Of This Makes Me Want To Cook At Home Even More.

    The Thought Of This Makes Me Want To Cook At Home Even More.

    BestServedColder Report

    #87

    Fact.

    Fact.

    DuvetCapeMan Report

    TahJia Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that the way Dwight Shrute would have said it.🤣🤣 Fact.

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    #88

    In Alaska

    In Alaska

    harryruby Report

    Call Me Mars
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Towns in Alaska are very far away by road and can be dangerous during the winter. Please do follow the sign's instructions, make sure you have winter tires, food, water, bells... etc. I am Alaskan and this really is no joke.

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    #89

    Found In The Adirondacks. Explosive And Acid Is A Good Combo.

    Found In The Adirondacks. Explosive And Acid Is A Good Combo.

    WintertimeFriends Report

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    #90

    That Will Make Your Hair Stand Up.

    That Will Make Your Hair Stand Up.

    iswearitsnotme001 Report

    #91

    Watch Where You Step

    Watch Where You Step

    reddit.com Report

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever you do, do NOT take it home with you and use it to get rid of that stubborn stump in your back yard

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    #92

    Yeah, I'm Not Going In There...

    Yeah, I'm Not Going In There...

    nugohs Report

    #93

    You Know When You’re In The Australian Outback When You See A Sign Like This..

    You Know When You’re In The Australian Outback When You See A Sign Like This..

    PizzeriaPirate Report

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which direction and how far is the nearest fuel? I mean, is it already too late?

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    #94

    Ryan Dam, Montana.

    Ryan Dam, Montana.

    mayurbanwasi Report

    #95

    If Polar Bear Attacks, You Must Fight Back

    If Polar Bear Attacks, You Must Fight Back

    losandreas36 Report

    Sander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You won't ever beat a polar bear. If you spot one, leave immediately.

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    #96

    Heads Up!

    Heads Up!

    accentor808 Report

    #97

    “Wear A Mask”

    “Wear A Mask”

    Maximd1122 Report

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m inclined to think that this is chinese writing but it may also be korean or japanese. Can anyone tell me?

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    #98

    A Happy Little Sign At My Work

    A Happy Little Sign At My Work

    Cyninombie Report

    BrookeBT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Happy Face Emoji's" - When to use them and when to not

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    #99

    That’s A Nope From Me Boss

    That’s A Nope From Me Boss

    reddit.com Report

    #100

    That’s Reassuring

    That’s Reassuring

    11flynnj Report

    BrookeBT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't trust those construction workers

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    #101

    I Explored An Abandoned Mine This Weekend. The Floor Drops Down Into An Abyss Past This Sign.

    I Explored An Abandoned Mine This Weekend. The Floor Drops Down Into An Abyss Past This Sign.

    panmines Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scary yes but also that’s a mine dude (probably one you’re trespassing in). Kind of expect them to be scary and full of hidden horrors.

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    #102

    Saw This On My Walk Earlier On...

    Saw This On My Walk Earlier On...

    LonoThompson Report

    BrookeBT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone living near there is fully living the elephant in the room phrase

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    #103

    On A Gas Station Outside Of Valdosta

    On A Gas Station Outside Of Valdosta

    benderzgreat Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that sign immediately begs the question, what accident?

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    #104

    This Sign By The Entrance To My Church.

    This Sign By The Entrance To My Church.

    DemotivatedTurtle Report

    I’ve Seen Things
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (To answer the “why” questions) Active shooter or terror attack 😔

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    #105

    Stay Out Of The Water Or You’ll Get Burned.

    Stay Out Of The Water Or You’ll Get Burned.

    mcleanatg Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they sure they have got a fountain? Fire is not a usual feature.

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    #107

    A Sign In Hefei. It Reads, “Early Detection, Early Report, Early Quarantine, Early Diagnosis, Early Treatment”

    A Sign In Hefei. It Reads, “Early Detection, Early Report, Early Quarantine, Early Diagnosis, Early Treatment”

    reddit.com Report

    Mary August
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know what the word "early" looks like in chinese.

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