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Humor me for a second; you haven't lived your life good enough to enter heaven and you weren't bad enough to be sent to hell. You were a little naughty, though. Where would you spend eternity? In Heck, of course! Haven't heard of it? It's an imaginary minor version of hell that the internet has come up with, and they're competing to see who can 'implement' the most appropriate torture there. While going through their entries, however, some of them seem so cruel, even Satan is probably taking notes. From watching movies that have the music twice as loud as the dialogue to not being able to fit the USB into your computer no matter how many times you flip it, scroll down to check out why you definitely wouldn't want to end up in this place! (Cover image: hyddrox)

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Thai Ya Long
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol i thought i was the only one so i never tell anyone about it.

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David Viesta
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just send me to the "real" hell already, it's probably better.

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Nathan Girard
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The twist: your dull scissors are also enclosed in a clear plastic clam shell package.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just change your status to "You're all dead to me." and leave it at that. Probably easier to find new people to care about! ;)

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Alia G.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or continues, but is so bad that it ruins the original show or movie.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This belongs to Hell, not Heck. There/their, your/youre/you're, then/than... Pure hell.

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TwiceRice23
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has anyone noticed paper towels never rip cleanly apart anymore? There's always that one annoying triangle of paper at the bottom!

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TheFoxGuy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HATE that evil song, is it meant to be like a nursery rhyme or something?

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Bobbob70
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Little fish, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Little fish, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Little fish, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Little fish. Swim away, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim away, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim away, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim away. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster. Safe at last, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Safe at last, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Safe at last, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Safe at last. Bye bye sharks, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Bye bye sharks, doo doo

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LOttawa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know this song... I'm going to regret it but I'm going on youtube... and instant regrets...now it's stuck in my head...

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Aileen Cawlfield
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One time when I was at the store there was a little kid with his mom and instead of saying “momma/mommy shark” he said “mom is shark”

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Ruth Balaity
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok , yes I Googled it.......and would be praying for a hearing loss....

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Kiahna
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha!! That would be my heaven! ..... for about 5 minutes... >_<

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Janet Allison
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But damn do kids love it and it is hilarious and adorable to watch 3 year olds do it!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's happened to me so often I usually end up with just carbonated water

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