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People Are Coming Up With The Most Annoying Things That Would Be A Living Hell To Deal With Everyday
Humor me for a second; you haven't lived your life good enough to enter heaven and you weren't bad enough to be sent to hell. You were a little naughty, though. Where would you spend eternity? In Heck, of course! Haven't heard of it? It's an imaginary minor version of hell that the internet has come up with, and they're competing to see who can 'implement' the most appropriate torture there. While going through their entries, however, some of them seem so cruel, even Satan is probably taking notes. From watching movies that have the music twice as loud as the dialogue to not being able to fit the USB into your computer no matter how many times you flip it, scroll down to check out why you definitely wouldn't want to end up in this place! (Cover image: hyddrox)
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Nathan Girard 7 years ago
The twist: your dull scissors are also enclosed in a clear plastic clam shell package.
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CultOfBambi 7 years ago
Just change your status to "You're all dead to me." and leave it at that. Probably easier to find new people to care about! ;)
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TwiceRice23 7 years ago
Has anyone noticed paper towels never rip cleanly apart anymore? There's always that one annoying triangle of paper at the bottom!
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TheFoxGuy 7 years ago
I HATE that evil song, is it meant to be like a nursery rhyme or something?
Bobbob70 7 years ago
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Aileen Cawlfield 7 years ago
One time when I was at the store there was a little kid with his mom and instead of saying “momma/mommy shark” he said “mom is shark”
_bittersweet_ 7 years ago
Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo mommy shark doo doo doo doo
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Ruth Balaity 7 years ago
ok , yes I Googled it.......and would be praying for a hearing loss....
Tanksear Industries 7 years ago
Baaaaabyyyyy Shark Do Doo Do Do Do Do Baby Shark Do Do Do Do DoDo
Janet Allison 7 years ago
But damn do kids love it and it is hilarious and adorable to watch 3 year olds do it!
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John Louis 7 years ago
You charge your near dead phone at night only to wake up and find the charging cord slipped out of the adapter box.
Amanda Ford 7 years ago
Or that your cord is c**p and your phone only partially charged.
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Rene Klootwijk 7 years ago
When it’s raining just a little too much for window wiper setting one, but not enough for setting two.
John Louis 7 years ago
you have to explain Monty Python Humor to someone who doesn't get it at all.
Agile MyAss 7 years ago
You have to listen to someone repeatedly explain Monty Python humor even when it's obvious you don't get it at all. :D
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John Louis 7 years ago
You microwave a frozen burrito while on the run. Shove it into a bag, and while driving down the road you bite into it and it's ice cold.
Calypso poet 7 years ago
These were really good! But I see in the comments a lot of people missed the point by suggesting a solution. Like saying to ‘just put a new trash bag in’. That’s the joke, you can’t! You’re in heck!
Troux 7 years ago
You have internet, but every website has its videos/articles/music/photos removed, and all that's left is the comments section.
Terry T. 7 years ago
You have internet, but all the porn has been censored....
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Daria B 7 years ago
Or → you're enjoying your favourite data hungry mobile game when you realise you didn't turn wi-fi on.
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John Louis 7 years ago
You are forever forced to watch a Life Time documentary on child prodigies who have accomplished more at the age of 12 then you ever will.
John Louis 7 years ago
The 22nd Amendment has been repealed, Trump elected to fifth term - wait that's not Heck, you are in Hell.
Chris Pitch 7 years ago
Netflix password never working or I am not a robot function never agreeing with you
We Were On A Break! 7 years ago
This post is great! I like how all of the things people came up with are the exact amount fitting for "heck".
Evgeniya Khon 7 years ago
Hitting pinky finger against every single piece of furniture on Earth...then repeat
Amanda Ford 7 years ago
Or pinky toe! My mom broke her pinky toe against her bed in the middle of the night once. X(
Load More Replies... John Louis 7 years ago
You can never click out of the adult web site nor turn either the screen or computer off while your fiance and future in-laws are walking into the room.
John Louis 7 years ago
Final Season of Game of Thrones has been postponed another year, for the third time.
Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
all scrunchies are not good enough to go around more than 2 times but you need it to be three
Wil Vanderheijden 7 years ago
When you're retired less than a week ago and your former boss calls you every day at 8. A.M to get your advice..
alexa_bessee 7 years ago
You scrape your fingernails on the inside of the washing machine when putting the clothes in the dryer
Michaela Šandalová 7 years ago
Your stracciatella ice-cream doesn't have any chocolate pieces in it. And all the chocolate-chip cookies have mostly raisins in them.
Mike Morelli 7 years ago
RIPOFF! This is if Satan opened a light hell called heck. This is a repackaged joke.
Gerry Higgins 7 years ago
You have to potty but the hallway get's longer and longer the faster you run down it !
MasalaDosa 7 years ago
You constantly walk into rooms with the intention of getting something, but you always forget what you need to get.
MasalaDosa 7 years ago
Oops, forgive me. I just saw this on the list. I'm so unoriginal lol
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Rissy cake 7 years ago
Everytime you watch a good show then a cliffhanger happen, then next the canceled. I will never find out what happened in kyle xy !
Debbie Lyn Jones (Deb) 7 years ago
When you have a big meeting - but also have a bad hair day.
Christina Sersif 7 years ago
Thermostats, fans, or space heaters don't exist so you're stuck freezing in the winter and burning up in the summer.
John Louis 7 years ago
Boggers, ear wax, belly button lint, crud between you toes, under your nails and at the back of your throat that never seems to come out no matter how hard you blow, cough or pick. OBTY someone secretly video tapes you doing this and posts it on youtube.
John Louis 7 years ago
You charge your near dead phone at night only to wake up and find the charging cord slipped out of the adapter box.
Amanda Ford 7 years ago
Or that your cord is c**p and your phone only partially charged.
Load More Replies... Rene Klootwijk 7 years ago
When it’s raining just a little too much for window wiper setting one, but not enough for setting two.
John Louis 7 years ago
you have to explain Monty Python Humor to someone who doesn't get it at all.
Agile MyAss 7 years ago
You have to listen to someone repeatedly explain Monty Python humor even when it's obvious you don't get it at all. :D
Load More Replies... John Louis 7 years ago
You microwave a frozen burrito while on the run. Shove it into a bag, and while driving down the road you bite into it and it's ice cold.
Calypso poet 7 years ago
These were really good! But I see in the comments a lot of people missed the point by suggesting a solution. Like saying to ‘just put a new trash bag in’. That’s the joke, you can’t! You’re in heck!
Troux 7 years ago
You have internet, but every website has its videos/articles/music/photos removed, and all that's left is the comments section.
Terry T. 7 years ago
You have internet, but all the porn has been censored....
Load More Replies... Daria B 7 years ago
Or → you're enjoying your favourite data hungry mobile game when you realise you didn't turn wi-fi on.
Load More Replies... John Louis 7 years ago
You are forever forced to watch a Life Time documentary on child prodigies who have accomplished more at the age of 12 then you ever will.
John Louis 7 years ago
The 22nd Amendment has been repealed, Trump elected to fifth term - wait that's not Heck, you are in Hell.
Chris Pitch 7 years ago
Netflix password never working or I am not a robot function never agreeing with you
We Were On A Break! 7 years ago
This post is great! I like how all of the things people came up with are the exact amount fitting for "heck".
Evgeniya Khon 7 years ago
Hitting pinky finger against every single piece of furniture on Earth...then repeat
Amanda Ford 7 years ago
Or pinky toe! My mom broke her pinky toe against her bed in the middle of the night once. X(
Load More Replies... John Louis 7 years ago
You can never click out of the adult web site nor turn either the screen or computer off while your fiance and future in-laws are walking into the room.
John Louis 7 years ago
Final Season of Game of Thrones has been postponed another year, for the third time.
Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
all scrunchies are not good enough to go around more than 2 times but you need it to be three
Wil Vanderheijden 7 years ago
When you're retired less than a week ago and your former boss calls you every day at 8. A.M to get your advice..
alexa_bessee 7 years ago
You scrape your fingernails on the inside of the washing machine when putting the clothes in the dryer
Michaela Šandalová 7 years ago
Your stracciatella ice-cream doesn't have any chocolate pieces in it. And all the chocolate-chip cookies have mostly raisins in them.
Mike Morelli 7 years ago
RIPOFF! This is if Satan opened a light hell called heck. This is a repackaged joke.
Gerry Higgins 7 years ago
You have to potty but the hallway get's longer and longer the faster you run down it !
MasalaDosa 7 years ago
You constantly walk into rooms with the intention of getting something, but you always forget what you need to get.
MasalaDosa 7 years ago
Oops, forgive me. I just saw this on the list. I'm so unoriginal lol
Load More Replies... Rissy cake 7 years ago
Everytime you watch a good show then a cliffhanger happen, then next the canceled. I will never find out what happened in kyle xy !
Debbie Lyn Jones (Deb) 7 years ago
When you have a big meeting - but also have a bad hair day.
Christina Sersif 7 years ago
Thermostats, fans, or space heaters don't exist so you're stuck freezing in the winter and burning up in the summer.
John Louis 7 years ago
Boggers, ear wax, belly button lint, crud between you toes, under your nails and at the back of your throat that never seems to come out no matter how hard you blow, cough or pick. OBTY someone secretly video tapes you doing this and posts it on youtube.
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