Humor me for a second; you haven't lived your life good enough to enter heaven and you weren't bad enough to be sent to hell. You were a little naughty, though. Where would you spend eternity? In Heck, of course! Haven't heard of it? It's an imaginary minor version of hell that the internet has come up with, and they're competing to see who can 'implement' the most appropriate torture there. While going through their entries, however, some of them seem so cruel, even Satan is probably taking notes. From watching movies that have the music twice as loud as the dialogue to not being able to fit the USB into your computer no matter how many times you flip it, scroll down to check out why you definitely wouldn't want to end up in this place! (Cover image: hyddrox)

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Last Hurrah
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or the subtitles in white are against an equally white background.

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Thai Ya Long
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol i thought i was the only one so i never tell anyone about it.

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Person2638
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The 'heck' for everybody else would be having to look at my hair.

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David Viesta
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just send me to the "real" hell already, it's probably better.

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Hikikomori
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh! that already happens all the time to me.

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Diana R
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or every morning you get out of bed to step in cold dog poop

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Nathan Girard
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The twist: your dull scissors are also enclosed in a clear plastic clam shell package.

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CultOfBambi
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just change your status to "You're all dead to me." and leave it at that. Probably easier to find new people to care about! ;)

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Alia G.
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or continues, but is so bad that it ruins the original show or movie.

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NoYFB
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This belongs to Hell, not Heck. There/their, your/youre/you're, then/than... Pure hell.

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TwiceRice23
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has anyone noticed paper towels never rip cleanly apart anymore? There's always that one annoying triangle of paper at the bottom!

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Cyndi H
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yo... This is just another day in my life... Upgrading soon hopefully

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TheFoxGuy
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I HATE that evil song, is it meant to be like a nursery rhyme or something?

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Dixon's Mama
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh, that happens to me all the time anyway

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Wings
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's happened to me so often I usually end up with just carbonated water

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