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Humor me for a second; you haven't lived your life good enough to enter heaven and you weren't bad enough to be sent to hell. You were a little naughty, though. Where would you spend eternity? In Heck, of course! Haven't heard of it? It's an imaginary minor version of hell that the internet has come up with, and they're competing to see who can 'implement' the most appropriate torture there. While going through their entries, however, some of them seem so cruel, even Satan is probably taking notes. From watching movies that have the music twice as loud as the dialogue to not being able to fit the USB into your computer no matter how many times you flip it, scroll down to check out why you definitely wouldn't want to end up in this place! (Cover image: hyddrox)

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Last Hurrah
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or the subtitles in white are against an equally white background.

tarebear
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No no no the audio is just a half second behind or in front of the video so the actors mouths NEVER match up

Rosanne De Rechter
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn... after spending a whole movie reducing and increasing the volume I FEEL this!

Adam Krueger
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The audio and video don't match, off by milliseconds but just enough to notice and annoy constantly

ispeak catanese
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like the last time we had Kodi. It was so annoying and not worth it!

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Tom Hoša
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's true. It IS f*****g annoying these days (since surround sound replaced good old stereo). And maybe we should be grateful for that because the dialog is so often insulting to our last remaining brain cells. Yes, I mean you, Marvel, Disney and every other greenbox-superhero-s**t-producing companies.

Gerry Higgins
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watching TV but the commercials are 3 times louder... oh wait, that's Earth not Heck

Rebecah Ozuna
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If heck or hell had tv, it'll have more ads than movie time.

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CultOfBambi
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sounds more like actual hell to me!

Hans
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought this was called Youtube.

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    lazy panda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Wal-Mart is heck. I knew it.

    Phoebes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could upvote this a thousand times. Walmart literally has 45 lanes. There are self check out lanes galore, and only 2 manned checkouts--at Christmas I swear they're all behind the cameras just LAUGHING, and LAUGHING...

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    Jo Johannsen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was in store recently when NO checkout lines were open...manager seemed pi$$ed that I brought it to his attention - at ME!?!

    cwa92464
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can't check out at the self-checkout...until a cashier stands at a podium to do nothing

    Ruth Beaty
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's WallyWorld, lol. Even the self checkouts are shut down half the time.

    D L C
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You folks are missing the entire point: management is subtly training you to stop coming at incorrect times. The extra 18 lanes are fully staffed at 11pm Wednesdays.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or yet worse: all devices come from apple and only have plugs that are compatible with nothing else but with that very device. Ah, and phones do not have audio jacks any more...

    Mr. Re-in-act-ment
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how many times you shove that SD card in. it's always upside down

    Michelle Dodson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you just didn't talk dirty enough ...

    Bridget Star
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me with my tinder date on a Friday night after a few drinks

    UncleBu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Takes me seconds to figure out LOL. But do u flip your date or you go upside down?

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    phil blanque
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to talk to your computer gently, take it out to dinner, and convince it that you are sincere and want a meaningful relationship. But you have to mean it. After all, your computer is waaaaaay smarter than you.

    Lomion
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USB in always in superposition XD

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    Thai Ya Long
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol i thought i was the only one so i never tell anyone about it.

    Hawkeye
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll see your hair on the tongue and raise you "hair in the back of your throat"

    BC
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or receive a lice warning from your kid’s school and suddenly you feel like there are critters crawling in your head and you begin to itch.

    This Derpy Pug
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or when u feel it but you have hand sanitizer already on your hands

    Michelle Dodson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What IS that? I brush my tongue with my toothbrush and gargle (violently!) and it's still there. WTF?

    Daria Z
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a cat's hair in your eye... *rubbing my own eye while typing it*

    lia minou
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh boy! the invisible cat hair... and the relief when you finally notice it tangled in your lashes and remove it..

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    SnowyLynx
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That feeling is so annoying

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...........

    Hikikomori
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...........

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    Rebecah Ozuna
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just go to smell talcum and MAGIC happens. 7 sneezes in a row and without having the time to breathe. Plus scaring the cat.

    Michelle Dodson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at a really bright light. I don't understand the why of it, but it works ~

    Jessica Hepler
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had this before but when I couldn't get a satisfactory yawn was legitimately infuriating

    Elizabeth Butler
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a yawn that doesn't quite complete.....(I know, now you just got one. So did I.)

    Adam Larsson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sucks, but you'll be make a funny face!

    Kymberly Pray
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you feel the tickling in your nose like you need to sneeze (but can't), looking at the sun will trigger the sneeze. It works for me every time. If you are indoors or it is nighttime, a bright light might also do the trick.

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    Person2638
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'heck' for everybody else would be having to look at my hair.

    Kat
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, Florida basically

    Galaxy Nerd
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if it was at the temperature where putting on a jacket makes you too hot but not wearing one makes you too cold

    Tammy Chapman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Texas. There is no such thing as dry heat or dry cold here. It's always humid, all the time. I was born and raised in Texas, I'm 49 years old, and even I am sick of hearing the words... "It's not the heat, it's the humidity". And EVERYBODY says it!!!! And most don't even realize they're saying it, it's so damn common. I hate humidity!! But I love Texas!!

    Phoebes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's lower Alabama as well--L.A. for short.

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    Emma B
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you always nip your ankle

    Melody Lanzatella
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS!!! The hair on my legs is blonde. I tend to miss the spots. After a couple of times missing it, it gets long enough that, tho you cant see it...I can feel it move EVERY time the wind blows!! IRRITATING!!

    Adrienne Thiery
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I second JessG. You can totally get away with not shaving.

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    Kimberley Freeman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can't see without my glasses and i end up with mohawks on my legs

    Adam Larsson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why should you shave your legs? It only get stubby..

    Amanda Ford
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *whisper* (one reason I quit shaving and I'm so thankful I have light enough colored hair to get away with it!)

    Tammy Chapman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst is that as I get older, I'm 49, and most of the hair on my legs has been worn off by years of wearing jeans, there are still patches here and there. And I STILL MISS some of them. It would probably help if I wore my glasses. But, that's hard to do when the shower makes them all foggy. (I don't like baths). So I end up having to check after my shower, and dry shave those areas and it's ALWAYS my shins.

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    David Viesta
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just send me to the "real" hell already, it's probably better.

    tarebear
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I just said this on the first one but not 15 seconds only like half a second so it is just enough to bug the heck out of you

    Tammy Chapman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that. It happens all the time on my T.V. And it never matters what show it is. I have an antenna, no dish.

    mulk
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 second off is worst. In my country, a channel on the cable have this problem.

    Aileen Cawlfield
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine, voices of people talking urgently while the movie shows the world’s most silent explosion, 15 secs later the movie shows people scrambling to safety and a bunch of ambulances and then you hear a sudden “BOOM!” from nothing at all.

    Vonskippy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't pirate your movies and that won't happen.

    SnowyLynx
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Danish movies like Antboy. That pissed me off so much

    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a far worse proposal: audio and video are one second out of sync. And you cannot switch the show off.

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    Hikikomori
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! that already happens all the time to me.

    Adam Larsson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dam, that s**t happens all the time. I'M GETTING MAD!

    Lunar Panda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just never actually fitting in your ears to begin with...

    Whawhawhatsis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our kitchen drawer handles do this CONSTANTLY. It's like they were created for just this purpose!

    Стеван Радоичић
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can not find the sweet spot where both of them will work!

    Paul K. Johnson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I went cordless. Actually because of cats who love to play with headphone cords when I'm wearing them.

    Fred and George Weasley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahhhhh. or when they get caught, yanked out of your ears AND yanked out of your phone

    Bored Fox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have dropped my drinking glass full of water or other drink from my table too many times because of the headphone cord.

    B.k
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I SOOO love my wireless earbuds !!! best buy ever :))))

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    Diana R
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or every morning you get out of bed to step in cold dog poop

    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would like to share a story - 1976 - hot as hell - everything was drying up and cracking up. Including the manure heap by my house. Us kids were challenging each other to climb up it. Probably guess what happened - was about 8 ft high at the point where it gave way. Up to my kneck in 6 months of cowshit -- give me a dog or cat any day

    Diana R
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my! No glamour in being king of that hill. Did your friends razz you about it all through school?

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    Adam Larsson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyday the bathroom floor was wet from a previous bath/shower

    EM
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have discovered that my superpower is being able to tolerate wet socks. It does not feel bad for me.

    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wear socks to help the mop clean the floor

    Patricia Ross
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sock slips off of your heel inside your shoe.

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    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it leaves a sticky spot...

    Tim Hancock
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spray the label with WD-40, wait a few minutes, and it will slip off easily.

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    Adam Larsson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... And then you try to wash it of, and the label parts at all GONE.. .. BUT NOT THE GLUE!

    Bunzilla
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've found that going VERY SLOWLY helps prevent the sticker from ripping. But it's not foolproof... The people who decide using these types of stickers is fine deserve to spend an eternity peeling them off.

    ThatJeremyKid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not heck, that's every day life up in these streets...

    Tammy Chapman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mom swears by using a razor blade, followed by fingernail polish (100% acetone). I prefer WD-40 or Petroleum jelly. (Whichever one I happen to have on hand).

    Sheila Weila
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could have a husband like mine who leaves stickers on EVERYTHING! X-D

    Grace Wiebe
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make-up remover takes it off. You're welcome.

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    Aurelia Grey
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drivers that signal to make a left turn five miles (it seems) ahead of such turn, and passing by at least 25 possible left turns before their choice. And, driver slows down at EVERY possible left before turning.

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they pull over into the passing lane to drive right next to the person who was in front of them. Now they're blocking everyone.

    Adam Larsson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why we have bumpers on the cars!

    Hans
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not heck, this is reality! Alas.

    Patricia Ross
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would click that up arrow 1000 times for this one if I could.

    Aryn Schneider
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In such a hurry to pull out, then go 5 miles slower then you!!! Drives me insane!!!

    VINCENT NATELLI
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The saying for them is ' I MAY BE SLOW BUT I'M IN FRONT OF YOU!'.

    Clara Yu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it just feels like they're trolling you, doesn't it?

    SupernaturalPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I hate this s**t . Ignorant f***s

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or worse, overflowing onto the floor.

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    Jane Zimmerman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now, whose fault is that?? (When you live alone!)

    NQ L
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drives me crazy. Husband takes trash out but never ever put new trash bag in. Why???

    Mr. Re-in-act-ment
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or. Everytime you want to throw old junk away you think: "Eh... ill use it again. Let me put it in this drawer of 5,000 things inside of it."

    D L C
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just stop using disposable trash sacks. Useless polluting pieces of plastic.

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    Nathan Girard
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The twist: your dull scissors are also enclosed in a clear plastic clam shell package.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, buy one of those super-duper, miracle openers. Oh, wait, that comes in a clam shell, too. How the Heck do you get that open?

    Joyce Berman
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if your scissors aren't dull, it can be ridiculously difficult to get into some packaging.

    Jo Johannsen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With industrial strength staples strategically located

    Trixster Million
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate tools that require a tool to get to.

    Lily Grace
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was suppose to be a mildly irritating daily thing. Not actual hell LOL

    Oerff On Tour
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how do you think you can get it out of the packaging? 😇

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    CultOfBambi
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just change your status to "You're all dead to me." and leave it at that. Probably easier to find new people to care about! ;)

    Hilzillah
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they Will start doing the same. Bc you start caring.

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    ThatJeremyKid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being able to maintain relationships even if world view do not align is a sign of maturity...

    Ingrid Tsai
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, you can't expect everyone to agree with you

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    Calypso poet
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason I’m not on Facebook anymore.

    Amanda Ford
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One reason I don't use Facebook any more. :/

    SurfrTx
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I've been asking for a thumbs down and F/U button

    Izzah
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, one of my classmates just had been removed from WhatsApp group bcoz of political posts. n it is not even me that removed him.. (I am the class leader).. haha..

    Anita Holleufer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gain some patience, and respect for other people’s opinions. Especially if your’re blessed enough to call them your friends! Who knows? You may learn something!

    India W
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every Brazilian I know has been posting about political candidates and I've had to resort to just muting them for 30 days

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    Alia G.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or continues, but is so bad that it ruins the original show or movie.

    Leah Rayner
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like "Lost". Started out so well, then lost its way. Ending sucked, too.

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    Gaya K
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why God invented fanfiction

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Create the ending yourself. Anything can happen.

    Kenny Kulbiski
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they stretch out for decades. (Yes, you George R.R.)

    Amanda Ford
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the author dies. (Frank Herbert, Robert Jordan)

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    Adam Larsson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you live in the real life, then good stories always ends to quickly..

    neverbeenbored
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Las Vegas, Off the Map, Dark Angel, Farscape, Firefly, Sliders, Alcatraz, Alphas, Reaper, Angel, Southland, FlashForward, The Brave... I could go on forever. Also way too many have been cancelled far too soon!

    Kiahna
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roseanne. Dammit Rosie, why you do dis?

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    Patricia Ross
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand not allowed to go the the bathroom. I'm a grown woman. I pee when I want to pee.

    Sven Mom
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can just go to hell. When you gotta go, you gotta go!

    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had those meetings. Though fortunately they did, eventually, end.

    DotC
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this needs to be higher

    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Substitute meeting with school, and you know you could have seen it coming since first grade

    tinklyatom
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a re-occuring nightmare.

    Bored Fox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once got a job as a dishwasher at one ice hockey arena. I had to go to two different and long meetings that had nothing to do with my new job and when I finally started my job they decided after one work shift that they do not really need my help there anymore. I did good work but the kitchen staff just did not need more people. That was awful.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rude or not, if I gotta go, I gotta go.

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    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ____ and I spend the rest of the day trying to convince myself it was just water from an over-splashy flushing system.

    Oerff On Tour
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, how good it is to be a man. No need to sit on the toilet, when you need to pee.

    Nugget
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ALways check the seat. I wipe it no matter what.

    Ladies and Gentlemen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or: you take big dumps and every time water splashes all over groin and a*s!

    Anita Holleufer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time you sit down to pee, you drip....because you have kidney failure!!!

    Marilyn Slater
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even if you know it splashes up during the flush, you're still left with a cold, wet bum!

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    SnowyLynx
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just no service in general

    Alex Newell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as bad, because with one bar, you still have the hope!

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    Randomcthulu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you can log onto the WiFi, but it has no internet connectivity...this happens all the time at my work

    Nadine
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think having just one bar is worse that not having any service. If you don't have any service then oh well, you know it's not an option. But if you have one bar you're so close yet so far...

    Amar Bayt Fawaz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the Middle East. This isn't freaking funny.

    Izzah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always happen when I want to watch Supernatural..

    Bored Fox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Finland. In really many places Wifi is usually slower than using 4G mobile network. And here 4G mobile is cheap to use. So it is annoying that my phone always thinks that updating the apps is better when using Wifi when it clearly is not.

    Mr. Re-in-act-ment
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your in a car trip and your sis's phone has 2 bars while yours says "NO SERVICE"

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    Trixster Million
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when a perfectly good pen refuses to write on a certain area of the paper. This usually happens when you're almost done.

    Adam Larsson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pen, A PEN?, I never find any pens whenever I need them..

    Fred and George Weasley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or pens that only last like a week. or when they write in splotches. or when you hand twitches and leaves a mark on the page becuase you had a pen in your hand

    D L C
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PLACE IT IMMEDIATELY IN THE TRASH, fool, instead of putting it back in pencil cup / drawer. Jeez. Be a man. Then get another. And another.

    issam
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever i draw a figure and have to the hands .. like WTF

    Nugget
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when it writes perfectly in one place, but refuses to work in another.

    Alex Bailey
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always love the story of the creation of the Fisher Space Pen when the Russians just took pencils to space.

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    Oerff On Tour
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or look at the pricetag and see you can't afford it.

    Mr. Re-in-act-ment
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One size too big, some Vans shirts make me feel a little tall/fatter

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    David Viesta
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I would have to lie every time I entered a room?

    Vicky Zar
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    7 years ago

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    Its meant to say "you forget why you came in"

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    Mr. Re-in-act-ment
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when something distracts you and the train of thought crashes and flies out of your head

    Anita Holleufer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you go back to whatever you were doing, and THEN remember what you DID go in there for, so you go back in the room, and forget AGAIN!!!

    Aileen Cawlfield
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s actually a name for this. It’s called the “doorway effect”.

    Angie M
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, as i know it, ADHD and I'm out of Ritalin...

    furrybumkins
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime someone misspells a word they assume that English is your first language, how are we supposed to know?

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    NoYFB
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This belongs to Hell, not Heck. There/their, your/youre/you're, then/than... Pure hell.

    Janet Allison
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To, two, too. By, bye, buy. Who/whom. Prepositions at the end of written sentences! As a school teacher it pisses me off that people who are native English speakers give zero f***s about respecting their language but are quick to tell people that “we speak English here!”

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    Roger Haywood
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hayte tipos to. And repeatin mysel.

    Mr. Re-in-act-ment
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the your/you're. i hate ppl who say your = you are

    Bunzilla
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly don't understand why contractions are so hard for people to wrap their heads around? If a word is normally two words, you cram them together until it squishes out the 'ink' of the removed letters in the form of an apostrophe. (or blood, if you wanna be metal) :P Hence ' you are ' becomes ' you're '. My teacher taught us this in like, second grade...

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    phil blanque
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah...welcum too the indernet..a knew standerd for dumm.

    Don Flynn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's that bad I just move along

    Jodi Ellis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont know what your talking about! Their doing just fine with there grammer. LOL

    Anita Holleufer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or...You’re listening to a politician or a reporter, and their grammar sucks!

    Kevin Kennedy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eye hayte wenh tehy doiing' tohse missspelz - and pour ghrammar

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    Master Markus
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed! I've definitely gotten "uncomfortably close to a**s" but not "accidental fingering".

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    Roger Haywood
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best not to get cheap bog roll. Quality over quantity.

    SnowyLynx
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two things: one, that always sucks to have cheap toilet paper. And two, if you wipe that hard you should tone it down

    Marika Stanway
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂 Should probably use at least one more layer!!

    Diana R
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed too hard at that. Potty humor. Classic.

    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Along with handkerchiefs that tear on every sneeze and wipe.

    Don Flynn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ease up some it might not happen

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    Tommy Gunn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just take the air control off of recirculate.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, not in real life, in Heck, where there IS NO SOLUTION!

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    Kevin Kennedy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *life hack* Turn on the A/C and adjust the temperature for you comfort (A/C dries out the air, stopping foggy windows) If you don't have A/C, crack the windows on the diagonal opposite sides, if you have only 2 windows, get some Rain-X

    Willem Groenewald
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For old school manual aircon. Switch the aircon on while you also increase the heat, swich the air to flow against the window and don't turn on circulate. Aircons by nature take moisture out of the air, and the heat will stop the window from getting colder and thus causing more condensation. Works every single time. PS, the first aircon was invented with the purpose of taking moisture out of the air, the cool air was a added bonus.

    Moe Less
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a temperature thing. Humidity. Turn on the AC. You're welcome.

    Meghan Hirt-Gehr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when my wind shield wipers are either on so slow i can't see or immediate hyper speed

    Lisa Keller-Fawcett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, easy. Just crack a window. That usually helps a lot!

    Jane Doe
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this usually happens to me when it's raining. The worst, wet cold and can't see.

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    Monika Soffronow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put the air conditioner on full at the windshield and the fog disappears.

    SnowyLynx
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never really had that issue.

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    TwiceRice23
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone noticed paper towels never rip cleanly apart anymore? There's always that one annoying triangle of paper at the bottom!

    LFSchind
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, every time you pull a paper towel from the dispenser in a bathroom you just tear off two small corner pieces where you wet hands tried to pull...per the direction of the dispenser.

    Wings
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's reality, not Heck

    Patricia Ross
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All due respect, stop buying cheap paper towels and this problem will clear right up.

    Anita Holleufer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or.....our pull on paper, and the whole roll comes off.

    Hemachandra
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me several times. Annoying.

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    Cyndi H
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo... This is just another day in my life... Upgrading soon hopefully

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just upgraded. Couldn't stand it anymore.

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    David Viesta
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can be considered hell? For me it was just another day with my crappy phone. :(

    Robert Morson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you quite certain you're not already in heck?

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    Adam Larsson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately that's a design fault by the operating system, I couldn't make a joke about this, because it SUCKS

    Bored Fox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually see nightmares about this often. In those dreams I really need to make a phone call really fast but that fails miserably because the phone does not work or it works in a really weird way and something bad happens before I can do that phone call.

    Roger Haywood
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's usually my computer that does that.

    Mr. Re-in-act-ment
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your phone dies at like 24 percent

    ThatJeremyKid
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trying to get myspace to load on a flip phone...

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    Amanda Ford
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Around here it's a tractor!

    Whawhawhatsis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Around here it's a lineup of 10-12 school buses, followed by about 500 teenage drivers. ::shudder::

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a city bus, that has frequent stops.

    Audra Granath
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to us & the bus driver was going 10-15 miles under the speed limit & swerving from side to side. We were afraid maybe she had a medical emergency or something. She would also stop at the light & then wouldn't go when it turned green. Finally we came to the double lanes & when we pulled up next to her to see if she was ok she was texting!!!!!! We were so angry we wrote to the bus company about this & gave them her bus number. They said they would investigate but who knows if they really did or not.

    Manuel Pérez
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or those big containers where they put new huge rolls but you can't find the start or figure out how to cut a piece

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    TheFoxGuy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE that evil song, is it meant to be like a nursery rhyme or something?

    Bobbob70
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little fish, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Little fish, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Little fish, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Little fish. Swim away, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim away, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim away, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim away. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster. Safe at last, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Safe at last, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Safe at last, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Safe at last. Bye bye sharks, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Bye bye sharks, doo doo

    LOttawa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know this song... I'm going to regret it but I'm going on youtube... and instant regrets...now it's stuck in my head...

    Aileen Cawlfield
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time when I was at the store there was a little kid with his mom and instead of saying “momma/mommy shark” he said “mom is shark”

    jo_shortland
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo !!!!

    rhyan lumilay
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby shark dutdururoot. . .dutduroot. . . baby shark. . .

    Audra Granath
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has 1.7 BILLION views on YouTube!!

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    Elina Kuusisto
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint your nails on the toilet. Haha not today, Satan!

    trix
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine when you have an exploding diarrhoea but there's no toilet paper or paper tissue left in the house. Just. Imagine. The. Horror.

    ThatJeremyKid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you get a cough every time you have diarrhea... and you get sleepy...

    Rosanne De Rechter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pulling your pants down with wet nail polish is not the problem... but I suggest waiting to wipe until they're dry!

    Hikikomori
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't paint your nails then.

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    Dixon's Mama
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, that happens to me all the time anyway

    William Bonner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all the time. Only when I wear a brand new shirt for the first time.

    Oerff On Tour
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or your favorite shirt, fresh out of laundry, minutes before you have to leave the house

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    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Become creative! Buy a stack of white shirts, and food-colored dyes. Splatter and smear them artistically all over, front and back. If you spill something, no one will ever know

    Audra Granath
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep that's me lol. My husband thinks it's hilarious lol

    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're lucky your autocorrect didn't fail you on your last word

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    B Walko
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy, wear whatever shirt color food you're eating or whatever color the stain would be!

    Belle_Pandamonium
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New light colored clothes... always! 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

    Naomi Armitage
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I never wear white. I WILL stain it with something. Anything.

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    The Girl on Fire
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This more sounds like a typical brother than Satan

    Nikki D
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandpa did this when I was around 10, he must have gotten me 100 times in two weeks.

    Roger Haywood
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then promptly gets punched in the face. I hate it when my mother does that.

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    Wings
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's happened to me so often I usually end up with just carbonated water

    D L C
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soda = sugar = diabetes = insulin = dialysis = amputations and blindness. Trust me, I know whereof I speak. Drink WATER.

    Roger Haywood
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's OK in moderation. I rarely drink the fizzy stuff, but I do like a glass of Dr Pepper light on occasion.

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    Oerff On Tour
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop going to fast food restaurants. Problem solved

    Gemma Lees
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calibrating drinks towers is an artistic talent that few people possess. There's no particular number or anything you set it at, just every day you bugger about with it until it's right.

    Grace Wiebe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always taste it first & if it's off, I ask for another one.

    furious_lover
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just throw the whole vending machine away at that point :'(

    Mr. Re-in-act-ment
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And ya gotta get up and dump it out and not have your favorite soda

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    _bittersweet_
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....wArM sPrItE?! *triggered*

    Wings
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always drink warm drinks. The only warm thing I hate is water. Ugh

    Amanda Ford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my water at room temp, my teeth are too sensitive and our freezer makes nasty ice. And my cans of soda, not bottles or fountain pop, just cans! I'm weird like that.

    Trixie Argh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, I prefer everything lukewarm except water and milk.

    Bored Fox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be OK for me. I like to drink lukewarm drinks.

    A Dyke From The Dreamworld
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warm sparkling water? Sorry but no, nope, nah, nuh-uh, negatory, no way Jose...

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