People Are Coming Up With The Most Annoying Things That Would Be A Living Hell To Deal With Everyday
Humor me for a second; you haven't lived your life good enough to enter heaven and you weren't bad enough to be sent to hell. You were a little naughty, though. Where would you spend eternity? In Heck, of course! Haven't heard of it? It's an imaginary minor version of hell that the internet has come up with, and they're competing to see who can 'implement' the most appropriate torture there. While going through their entries, however, some of them seem so cruel, even Satan is probably taking notes. From watching movies that have the music twice as loud as the dialogue to not being able to fit the USB into your computer no matter how many times you flip it, scroll down to check out why you definitely wouldn't want to end up in this place! (Cover image: hyddrox)
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No no no the audio is just a half second behind or in front of the video so the actors mouths NEVER match up
Damn... after spending a whole movie reducing and increasing the volume I FEEL this!
The audio and video don't match, off by milliseconds but just enough to notice and annoy constantly
Like the last time we had Kodi. It was so annoying and not worth it!
Load More Replies...That's true. It IS f*****g annoying these days (since surround sound replaced good old stereo). And maybe we should be grateful for that because the dialog is so often insulting to our last remaining brain cells. Yes, I mean you, Marvel, Disney and every other greenbox-superhero-s**t-producing companies.
Watching TV but the commercials are 3 times louder... oh wait, that's Earth not Heck
If heck or hell had tv, it'll have more ads than movie time.
Load More Replies...I wish I could upvote this a thousand times. Walmart literally has 45 lanes. There are self check out lanes galore, and only 2 manned checkouts--at Christmas I swear they're all behind the cameras just LAUGHING, and LAUGHING...
Load More Replies...Was in store recently when NO checkout lines were open...manager seemed pi$$ed that I brought it to his attention - at ME!?!
That's WallyWorld, lol. Even the self checkouts are shut down half the time.
No matter how many times you shove that SD card in. it's always upside down
Takes me seconds to figure out LOL. But do u flip your date or you go upside down?
Load More Replies...You need to talk to your computer gently, take it out to dinner, and convince it that you are sincere and want a meaningful relationship. But you have to mean it. After all, your computer is waaaaaay smarter than you.
or when u feel it but you have hand sanitizer already on your hands
What IS that? I brush my tongue with my toothbrush and gargle (violently!) and it's still there. WTF?
oh boy! the invisible cat hair... and the relief when you finally notice it tangled in your lashes and remove it..
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Load More Replies...I just go to smell talcum and MAGIC happens. 7 sneezes in a row and without having the time to breathe. Plus scaring the cat.
Look at a really bright light. I don't understand the why of it, but it works ~
I've had this before but when I couldn't get a satisfactory yawn was legitimately infuriating
Or a yawn that doesn't quite complete.....(I know, now you just got one. So did I.)
When you feel the tickling in your nose like you need to sneeze (but can't), looking at the sun will trigger the sneeze. It works for me every time. If you are indoors or it is nighttime, a bright light might also do the trick.
What if it was at the temperature where putting on a jacket makes you too hot but not wearing one makes you too cold
I live in Texas. There is no such thing as dry heat or dry cold here. It's always humid, all the time. I was born and raised in Texas, I'm 49 years old, and even I am sick of hearing the words... "It's not the heat, it's the humidity". And EVERYBODY says it!!!! And most don't even realize they're saying it, it's so damn common. I hate humidity!! But I love Texas!!
THIS!!! The hair on my legs is blonde. I tend to miss the spots. After a couple of times missing it, it gets long enough that, tho you cant see it...I can feel it move EVERY time the wind blows!! IRRITATING!!
I second JessG. You can totally get away with not shaving.
Load More Replies...i can't see without my glasses and i end up with mohawks on my legs
*whisper* (one reason I quit shaving and I'm so thankful I have light enough colored hair to get away with it!)
The worst is that as I get older, I'm 49, and most of the hair on my legs has been worn off by years of wearing jeans, there are still patches here and there. And I STILL MISS some of them. It would probably help if I wore my glasses. But, that's hard to do when the shower makes them all foggy. (I don't like baths). So I end up having to check after my shower, and dry shave those areas and it's ALWAYS my shins.
I hate that. It happens all the time on my T.V. And it never matters what show it is. I have an antenna, no dish.
Just imagine, voices of people talking urgently while the movie shows the world’s most silent explosion, 15 secs later the movie shows people scrambling to safety and a bunch of ambulances and then you hear a sudden “BOOM!” from nothing at all.
Our kitchen drawer handles do this CONSTANTLY. It's like they were created for just this purpose!
That's why I went cordless. Actually because of cats who love to play with headphone cords when I'm wearing them.
ahhhhh. or when they get caught, yanked out of your ears AND yanked out of your phone
i would like to share a story - 1976 - hot as hell - everything was drying up and cracking up. Including the manure heap by my house. Us kids were challenging each other to climb up it. Probably guess what happened - was about 8 ft high at the point where it gave way. Up to my kneck in 6 months of cowshit -- give me a dog or cat any day
Oh my! No glamour in being king of that hill. Did your friends razz you about it all through school?
Load More Replies...Spray the label with WD-40, wait a few minutes, and it will slip off easily.
Load More Replies...... And then you try to wash it of, and the label parts at all GONE.. .. BUT NOT THE GLUE!
My Mom swears by using a razor blade, followed by fingernail polish (100% acetone). I prefer WD-40 or Petroleum jelly. (Whichever one I happen to have on hand).
Or you could have a husband like mine who leaves stickers on EVERYTHING! X-D
Drivers that signal to make a left turn five miles (it seems) ahead of such turn, and passing by at least 25 possible left turns before their choice. And, driver slows down at EVERY possible left before turning.
Load More Replies...Or they pull over into the passing lane to drive right next to the person who was in front of them. Now they're blocking everyone.
In such a hurry to pull out, then go 5 miles slower then you!!! Drives me insane!!!
Or. Everytime you want to throw old junk away you think: "Eh... ill use it again. Let me put it in this drawer of 5,000 things inside of it."
The twist: your dull scissors are also enclosed in a clear plastic clam shell package.
Even if your scissors aren't dull, it can be ridiculously difficult to get into some packaging.
I thought it was suppose to be a mildly irritating daily thing. Not actual hell LOL
And how do you think you can get it out of the packaging? 😇
Load More Replies...Just change your status to "You're all dead to me." and leave it at that. Probably easier to find new people to care about! ;)
But they Will start doing the same. Bc you start caring.
Load More Replies...Being able to maintain relationships even if world view do not align is a sign of maturity...
Agreed, you can't expect everyone to agree with you
Load More Replies...Gain some patience, and respect for other people’s opinions. Especially if your’re blessed enough to call them your friends! Who knows? You may learn something!
Like "Lost". Started out so well, then lost its way. Ending sucked, too.
Load More Replies...Or the author dies. (Frank Herbert, Robert Jordan)
Load More Replies...Unless you live in the real life, then good stories always ends to quickly..
Las Vegas, Off the Map, Dark Angel, Farscape, Firefly, Sliders, Alcatraz, Alphas, Reaper, Angel, Southland, FlashForward, The Brave... I could go on forever. Also way too many have been cancelled far too soon!
I don't understand not allowed to go the the bathroom. I'm a grown woman. I pee when I want to pee.
Substitute meeting with school, and you know you could have seen it coming since first grade
I once got a job as a dishwasher at one ice hockey arena. I had to go to two different and long meetings that had nothing to do with my new job and when I finally started my job they decided after one work shift that they do not really need my help there anymore. I did good work but the kitchen staff just did not need more people. That was awful.
Oh, how good it is to be a man. No need to sit on the toilet, when you need to pee.
Or: you take big dumps and every time water splashes all over groin and a*s!
Every time you sit down to pee, you drip....because you have kidney failure!!!
And even if you know it splashes up during the flush, you're still left with a cold, wet bum!
Not as bad, because with one bar, you still have the hope!
Load More Replies...Or you can log onto the WiFi, but it has no internet connectivity...this happens all the time at my work
When your in a car trip and your sis's phone has 2 bars while yours says "NO SERVICE"
I hate when a perfectly good pen refuses to write on a certain area of the paper. This usually happens when you're almost done.
or pens that only last like a week. or when they write in splotches. or when you hand twitches and leaves a mark on the page becuase you had a pen in your hand
I always love the story of the creation of the Fisher Space Pen when the Russians just took pencils to space.
Load More Replies...One size too big, some Vans shirts make me feel a little tall/fatter
Or when something distracts you and the train of thought crashes and flies out of your head
Then you go back to whatever you were doing, and THEN remember what you DID go in there for, so you go back in the room, and forget AGAIN!!!
There’s actually a name for this. It’s called the “doorway effect”.
Everytime someone misspells a word they assume that English is your first language, how are we supposed to know?
This belongs to Hell, not Heck. There/their, your/youre/you're, then/than... Pure hell.
To, two, too. By, bye, buy. Who/whom. Prepositions at the end of written sentences! As a school teacher it pisses me off that people who are native English speakers give zero f***s about respecting their language but are quick to tell people that “we speak English here!”
Load More Replies...I honestly don't understand why contractions are so hard for people to wrap their heads around? If a word is normally two words, you cram them together until it squishes out the 'ink' of the removed letters in the form of an apostrophe. (or blood, if you wanna be metal) :P Hence ' you are ' becomes ' you're '. My teacher taught us this in like, second grade...
Load More Replies...I dont know what your talking about! Their doing just fine with there grammer. LOL
Or...You’re listening to a politician or a reporter, and their grammar sucks!
Indeed! I've definitely gotten "uncomfortably close to a**s" but not "accidental fingering".
Load More Replies...No, not in real life, in Heck, where there IS NO SOLUTION!
Load More Replies...*life hack* Turn on the A/C and adjust the temperature for you comfort (A/C dries out the air, stopping foggy windows) If you don't have A/C, crack the windows on the diagonal opposite sides, if you have only 2 windows, get some Rain-X
For old school manual aircon. Switch the aircon on while you also increase the heat, swich the air to flow against the window and don't turn on circulate. Aircons by nature take moisture out of the air, and the heat will stop the window from getting colder and thus causing more condensation. Works every single time. PS, the first aircon was invented with the purpose of taking moisture out of the air, the cool air was a added bonus.
I hate when my wind shield wipers are either on so slow i can't see or immediate hyper speed
But this usually happens to me when it's raining. The worst, wet cold and can't see.
Load More Replies...Put the air conditioner on full at the windshield and the fog disappears.
Has anyone noticed paper towels never rip cleanly apart anymore? There's always that one annoying triangle of paper at the bottom!
All due respect, stop buying cheap paper towels and this problem will clear right up.
That can be considered hell? For me it was just another day with my crappy phone. :(
Are you quite certain you're not already in heck?
Load More Replies...Unfortunately that's a design fault by the operating system, I couldn't make a joke about this, because it SUCKS
Around here it's a lineup of 10-12 school buses, followed by about 500 teenage drivers. ::shudder::
Load More Replies...This happened to us & the bus driver was going 10-15 miles under the speed limit & swerving from side to side. We were afraid maybe she had a medical emergency or something. She would also stop at the light & then wouldn't go when it turned green. Finally we came to the double lanes & when we pulled up next to her to see if she was ok she was texting!!!!!! We were so angry we wrote to the bus company about this & gave them her bus number. They said they would investigate but who knows if they really did or not.
Or those big containers where they put new huge rolls but you can't find the start or figure out how to cut a piece
I HATE that evil song, is it meant to be like a nursery rhyme or something?
Little fish, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Little fish, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Little fish, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Little fish. Swim away, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim away, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim away, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim away. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Swim faster. Safe at last, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Safe at last, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Safe at last, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Safe at last. Bye bye sharks, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo. Bye bye sharks, doo doo
One time when I was at the store there was a little kid with his mom and instead of saying “momma/mommy shark” he said “mom is shark”
Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo mommy shark doo doo doo doo
Load More Replies...Or you get a cough every time you have diarrhea... and you get sleepy...
Pulling your pants down with wet nail polish is not the problem... but I suggest waiting to wipe until they're dry!
Not all the time. Only when I wear a brand new shirt for the first time.
Or your favorite shirt, fresh out of laundry, minutes before you have to leave the house
Load More Replies...Become creative! Buy a stack of white shirts, and food-colored dyes. Splatter and smear them artistically all over, front and back. If you spill something, no one will ever know
You're lucky your autocorrect didn't fail you on your last word
Load More Replies...This is why I never wear white. I WILL stain it with something. Anything.
And then promptly gets punched in the face. I hate it when my mother does that.
Soda = sugar = diabetes = insulin = dialysis = amputations and blindness. Trust me, I know whereof I speak. Drink WATER.
It's OK in moderation. I rarely drink the fizzy stuff, but I do like a glass of Dr Pepper light on occasion.
Load More Replies...Calibrating drinks towers is an artistic talent that few people possess. There's no particular number or anything you set it at, just every day you bugger about with it until it's right.
And ya gotta get up and dump it out and not have your favorite soda
I like my water at room temp, my teeth are too sensitive and our freezer makes nasty ice. And my cans of soda, not bottles or fountain pop, just cans! I'm weird like that.
Warm sparkling water? Sorry but no, nope, nah, nuh-uh, negatory, no way Jose...
You charge your near dead phone at night only to wake up and find the charging cord slipped out of the adapter box.
Or that your cord is c**p and your phone only partially charged.
Load More Replies...When it’s raining just a little too much for window wiper setting one, but not enough for setting two.
you have to explain Monty Python Humor to someone who doesn't get it at all.
You have to listen to someone repeatedly explain Monty Python humor even when it's obvious you don't get it at all. :D
Load More Replies...You microwave a frozen burrito while on the run. Shove it into a bag, and while driving down the road you bite into it and it's ice cold.
These were really good! But I see in the comments a lot of people missed the point by suggesting a solution. Like saying to ‘just put a new trash bag in’. That’s the joke, you can’t! You’re in heck!
You have internet, but every website has its videos/articles/music/photos removed, and all that's left is the comments section.
You have internet, but all the porn has been censored....
Load More Replies...You charge your near dead phone at night only to wake up and find the charging cord slipped out of the adapter box.
Or that your cord is c**p and your phone only partially charged.
Load More Replies...When it’s raining just a little too much for window wiper setting one, but not enough for setting two.
you have to explain Monty Python Humor to someone who doesn't get it at all.
You have to listen to someone repeatedly explain Monty Python humor even when it's obvious you don't get it at all. :D
Load More Replies...You microwave a frozen burrito while on the run. Shove it into a bag, and while driving down the road you bite into it and it's ice cold.
These were really good! But I see in the comments a lot of people missed the point by suggesting a solution. Like saying to ‘just put a new trash bag in’. That’s the joke, you can’t! You’re in heck!
You have internet, but every website has its videos/articles/music/photos removed, and all that's left is the comments section.
You have internet, but all the porn has been censored....
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