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Let’s get ready to rumble! It’s no secret that companies exist in a perpetual atmosphere of competition, vying for control of the market, and fighting over limited resources, clients, and ideas. However, not all companies are created equal when it comes to their social media game.

That’s where the r/CompanyBattles subreddit comes in. It’s an online community that’s home to nearly 85k internet users who absolutely adore some of the casual social media stunts that well-known brands pull off. From Microsoft and GameStop to Wendy’s and everything in between, the folks running these companies’ social media profiles like to have some fun. What follows are some of the sassiest, most hilarious, and most unexpected things that these brands have posted online. All for your viewing pleasure, Pandas.

Go on, check out the posts below and remember to upvote the ones that impressed you the most as you continue scrolling. Don’t forget to share your opinion about companies pretending to be actual people in the comment section at the bottom of this list.

#1

Wholesome Chili

Wholesome Chili

Chilis Report

Monday
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww this is kinda sweet

Jihana
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is effing adorable!

S.
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so cool!!! I hope it made Bella and the boys' days!

Orange is aging
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take it. It says what you say goes. Have a pajama day like it’s fourth grade!

Dani Alexander
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ayyy chillis needs an award for this

Kzincat
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My heart swelled more than the Grinch. ❤️

Hens' Teeth
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To the commenter with the screen name 'Debbie' that has the reply button removed and a lot of downvotes - The kids will probably be old enough and mature enough to understand that that's just how things are. They probably won't even remember asking her. Plus people work 2 or more jobs all the time so it's not like it's impossible that she could of actually had another job on the side. She's saving them from feeling hurt at an age where they can't understand fully how the world works. By the time they realize she is employed to be with them and keep them safe and fed and entertained, they will understand that this job was a necessity so their parents could provide the best life they can for their child. Plus it sounds like they really enjoy her company and that's a lot better than having a cold, mean nanny that from a young age you are forced to be with and dont understand why.. I'd pick her anyday over the other possible outcome that is the actual norm for kids across the world.

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    #2

    Don't Piss Off Moonpie

    Don't Piss Off Moonpie

    MoonPie Report

    A Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This marshmallow sandwich just bites back. haha!

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That.BURN.must.have.hurt.like.a BITCoin!

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's such a delicious marshmallow sandwich, especially after a few seconds in the microwave.

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    #3

    Happy Father's Day

    Happy Father's Day

    MS28764 Report

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one hell of a burn! Needs medical attention

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is also another side effect of not using them.

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    Lance d'Boyle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the riddle my high school biology teacher asked. What do you call people who practice the rhythm method? Answer: parents.

    Bradford Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shade! oh wait...maybe, its sunlight???

    albernistuff 4sale
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will truly need skin grafts for this one. Or maybe just a closed casket funeral

    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow.... All the points for the social media person who wrote this!

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even free condoms you find in public restrooms have the same failure rate as durex

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was lucky as I had a couple of blowouts but only one kid and that was to the woman I was married to, so there's that, lol.

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    The ‘Company Battles’ subreddit is fairly new, having celebrated its 3rd birthday at the end of August. The moderating team is compact as well, with only 2 moderators keeping the entire online group in check.

    However, what the subreddit has plenty of are rules. There are 10 of these commandments that members of the group absolutely must follow. Most obviously, everyone has to do their best to stay civil and polite.

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    #4

    Wendy's: Square Or Circle Hamburgers?

    Wendy's: Square Or Circle Hamburgers?

    Wendys Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer planting spaghetti trees.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I much prefer my Dino shaped chicken nuggets....as nature intended. (also...maybe the closest to the truth since chickens are related to dinos I think).

    Julie Harden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wendy's is the best at social media.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I felt that one.... *applies ointment*

    Micah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole list could be just comebacks from Wendy's.

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tacos should germinate any day now.

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both circle and square shape occur naturally

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    #5

    Oof

    Oof

    Wendys Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch... with the new uniforms hooters was trying to push last month, that statement could have been... "uniforms our employees can wear"

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uniforms that won't give our employees yeast infections.

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was Hooters PR expecting? Some companies are simply too easy to roast.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hooties doesn't have uniforms even for summer! Those are not uniforms those are underwear

    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Wendy's twitter feed roasts are hilarious

    Amsterdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact about Wendy's: they lost one of many lawsuits this week to a single fast-food restaurant in the Netherlands sporting the name 'Wendy's'. This has been going on for years and that single place is the reason the US chain can't open restaurants in any of the Benelux countries (Belgium, Netherlands, Luxemburg).

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact. Wendy's lost a legal battle with a Dutch solo-branch snack bar, so they can't open a chain in the Netherlands, Belgium or Luxembourg because they would be violating trademark rights. https://dutchreview.com/news/dutch-wendys-against-american-wendys/

    Amsterdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how we shared the exact same comment beginning with 'fun fact'

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    #6

    Samsung Confirms That Galaxy S8 Camera Cannot Support Edward's First Photo

    Samsung Confirms That Galaxy S8 Camera Cannot Support Edward's First Photo

    SamsungMobileUS Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna answer like this next time i get a d**k pick that never asked for! Or even better I'm gonna say "sorry man cannot see it don't have microscope"😅

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He be feeling that burn till the day he dies

    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Samsung camera has macro option

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one that sees Dormammu?

    varwenea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be much higher than (currently) #7. 😂

    Bora Zrinyi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than when you want to see your hemorrhoid.

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    There’s absolutely no bullying allowed on r/CompanyBattles and redditors have to mind their own business, not posting any private information about any people who might end up being featured alongside the globally-recognized brands while they’re showing off their media game and witty comebacks.

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    What’s more, community members should strive to share only high-quality posts. If something’s low-quality, an ad, or very clearly spam, it’s going to get removed. After all, some companies might try to advertise on the subreddit itself in a very sneaky manner (though we hope they have more sense than that!). That’s also part of the reason why posts should only feature screenshots without any links.

    #7

    Dictionary Had No Problem Roasting Dj Khaled

    Dictionary Had No Problem Roasting Dj Khaled

    sarahschauer Report

    Woltax
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EAT THIS, khaled! (Yes, I wrote his name in small letters on purpose.)

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And hopefully his wife after this....

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    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not continue my romantic relationship with DJ Khaled. Different rules for women.

    A B C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't even enter a relationship with that sucker in the first place. Disgusting.

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    Mari Bryant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a pig. Such a nice husband putting that stuff out for the world. Glad the dictionary had his wife's back.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was khaled out on his bs.

    Aamna Shah
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    4 years ago

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    It's not pronounced like called at all.

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    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that’s not cool (what the DJ did, not the dictionary)

    Fiona C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for dictionary.com to share the definition of mic drop

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    #8

    Haha

    Haha

    grafvgalen Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right now, I am imagining what a roast war between Bored Panda, Buzzfeed, Pinterest and Reddit would look like.

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would have to wait for someone else to do it first so they could copy it

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    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, poor old guy. Let's give him some really good beer, it would blow his mind. Coors is vile, and Adolph Coors was a Nazi.

    Mari Bryant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, leave the 101 year old veteran alone.

    peruchipac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THANK YOU!!!! I came here to say the same.

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    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been a beer drinker for 70 years. In all that time, I have never tasted a more disgusting, watered down ”beer” than Coors Light. Some of you just don’t get it. You drink water if you’re thirsty, you drink beer for it’s taste. And NEVER, EVER drink it ice cold dammit!

    Bobbie Meyers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not, I like mine from the freezer, beer slushie is good stuff!

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    Beta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes because a beer company would say that it’s good for advertising

    Quinn Carrigan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather is 80 still drinking 12-15 beers a day

    Not PC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dayum! SA gets right to the truth!

    Not PC
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing beats Weinhard's Private Reserve - until they started putting it in cans that is.

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    #9

    When Gamestop Roasts You

    When Gamestop Roasts You

    GameStop Report

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call the ICU, we have a fourth degree burn here

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started to laugh...then I remembered that my wife is 4'10" tall....I'm going to sit this one out LOL!!!!!

    Mateo Buysse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, that is not a burn, that's an insta-kill.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the medic...bring the aloe vera....bring water...bring ice...anything to cool the burn.

    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMGGGGGG this dude needs a whole ass bucket of ice to recover from this

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need some ice for that burn?

    Just.a.ravenclaw.witch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If game stop had said that I would have said "no, it doesn't, because I'm a girl."

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    Some time ago, I reached out to financial expert Sam Dogen from the Financial Samurai blog, to have a chat about income inequality in companies. CEOs of major brands can end up earning millions of dollars each year (alongside hefty bonuses and great perks) while those further down the chain can sometimes barely scratch together a living. However, the reasons for this aren’t always clear.

    Sam pointed out that the financial system has created an extreme dichotomy between the very fortunate and regular Pandas like you and me.

    #10

    Newspaper/Billboard Ad From KFC — An Alphabet Of Imitations

    Newspaper/Billboard Ad From KFC — An Alphabet Of Imitations

    reddit.com Report

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like YFC - here's Your F*cking Chicken.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a place i could work at😅😅😅😅

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One person designed 90% of London's fried chicken shop logos: https://metro.co.uk/2015/03/19/meet-mr-chicken-hes-responsible-for-90-per-cent-of-londons-fried-chicken-shop-logos-5109755/

    Aeon Flux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that this is completely related and unrelated at the same time.

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    Aisling Allan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .....I was going though it wondering why they skipped k in the alphabet. oops

    Supernatural
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thing is...if 99% of your menu options contain fried chicken you're pretty limited with relevant letters to use no?

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they don't have to put that in the name or not in that order. Isn't there a restaurant called chick filet or something like it in the US? They serve only chicken I guess and their name has no fried chicken in it

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    Noel Benavente
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♫ Now i now my KFC... next time won't you...♪

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second row, right hand column... Kellogg's needs to get in on this one XD

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TFC: The F*****g Chicken!

    Mystery Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a 'KFC' in my town but it is 'Krispy Flavoured Chicken' haha

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    #11

    Free Disappointment

    Free Disappointment

    Wendys Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what the clown did to the little girl... she really hates him

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snarky comeback considering the only edible food at Wendy's is their frosty.

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McDs for breakfast if you want to be hungry again in 45 mins

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't be disappointed if you never expected anything in the first place. Except Dewey.

    Jasmine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Egg mc muffins are actually tasty

    Just.a.ravenclaw.witch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but I honestly like mc donalds better. Come at me, wendy's I don't care.

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    #12

    Wendy's Is Not Scared Of Nobody

    Wendy's Is Not Scared Of Nobody

    Wendys Report

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I snorted my cuppa reading this one.

    Emily Acorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've come to realize that Americans do not understand the way Brits speak, so for those Americans, Leo means a cup of tea

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    Dodo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever runs the Wendy's Twitter has way too much fun at their job. I'm jealous

    Just.a.ravenclaw.witch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mother, I am pursuing a career in profesional roasting, a.k.a the manager for wendy's twitter. I get paid!!!!

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The twitter team at Wendy's is absolutely brutal. I love it!

    Truth Speakin'
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't f**k round for real....🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is IHOB? Is that new? They're not talking about IHOP, right?

    Amelia Bedelia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When IHOP started serving burgers, they temporarily called themselves IHOB. It was stupid.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to see the job interviews for Wendy's Online Burn Unit.

    Jennifer Brekke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Savage, Wendy's! Too bad this wasn't about Burger King. Their response would've been a flame broiled burn!

    Robert Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wendy's must be short for "F- around and find out !"

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pancakes are way harder to make than burgers.

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wendy’s understands social media.

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    “CEOs have no magical powers. Yes, they have the operational experience to run big companies. However, they are often just spokespeople and ambassadors of the firm. One person cannot make that big a difference in a large organization. If Tim Cook from Apple steps down, the company will be fine. Another overpaid CEO will take his place,” the financial expert explained to Bored Panda that CEOs aren’t all-powerful or always extremely talented.

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    “The reason why CEOs can get paid so much is due to the direct correlation of the size of the company. When a company is worth hundreds of billions of dollars, it’s easier to pay a CEO tens of millions of dollars a year, which comprised mostly of stock options,” Sam said.

    #13

    Staples Mocking Kris Jenner's New Necklace

    Staples Mocking Kris Jenner's New Necklace

    StaplesCanada Report

    yeciye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That necklace looks tacky.

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am absolutely not joking. My son made this very thing in cub scouts for me, for mother's day.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made the same thing in 3rd grade for my mom, almost 50 years ago. I threw in a matching bracelet too

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    Rod Egret
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still need to understand why this family is famous....

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try to look classy with paper clips and fail

    BananaJo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This neclace looks like paper clips with some big clumps of glue and paper in between

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess who has all those supplies at work? Wife's getting a surprise today.

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    More Thinking Needed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never forget she pimped out her daughter to make a sex tape. The whole family is trash.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, she looks like plastic and air brushing.

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She IS made of plastic & is airbrushed, & photoshopped all the time! All of them are, they have a team of professionals for each one that make sure any & all pics of them are 'perfect'.

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elegance is not a word associated with atht gene pool. Also, I made one like that for crafts in art class in grade school.

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    #14

    Tesco Went In For The Kill

    Tesco Went In For The Kill

    tescomobile Report

    Eppe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would a persons mobile network even come up in conversation?

    Elsie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only that but people really judge people that low?

    tw 72
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't matter what network she uses. It's not like she is calling YOU!

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm... My IRL bestie uses Tesco Mobile, and she's already had 3 boyfriends in the 2 years we've been in high school

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s called a s l u t where I’m from

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    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooooooohhhhh! Jay Felipe is gunna need skin grafts for that sizzler

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, not hot enough to burn.

    Joy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Felipe's gonna need a stone cold ice bath.

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    #15

    Mcdonald’s vs. Burger King

    Mcdonald’s vs. Burger King

    oskiboi Report

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite burn by Burger King against Mc Donalds was Why Eat with a Clown While you Can Dine with a King.

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea of putting them adjacent to each other. Let's confuse the public!

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unusual for them to have ads that close to each other. I like it.

    Andrei Marentette
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the ultimate roast, ads roasting eachother

    Mateo Buysse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shame they do not do something here in Ghent, Belgium. The burger king joint and mcdo are pretty much in the same street.

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    “At the end of the day, the CEO and the Board of Directors’ goal is to provide as much value and returns as possible for its shareholders. And if that means firing thousands of employees, then that is what they will do. It is a sad reality of extreme capitalism,” the expert explained to Bored Panda that those at the top of the company will do whatever it takes to keep it afloat. In most cases, the bottom line is more important to them than the livelihood of their employees.

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    #16

    Chick-Fil-A Will Forever Be At A Disadvantage

    Chick-Fil-A Will Forever Be At A Disadvantage

    WORLDSTAR Report

    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chick Fil A donates to anti-LGBT charities/organizations, so I have never eaten there. With no opinion on Chick Fil A, Wendy is right

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I ate Wendy’s I loved that spicy chicken sandwich !!

    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep... Chick Fil A, Hobby Lobby, Papa Johns have all endorsed some pretty ugly thinking.

    Kristal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, all of which I am actively boycotting as well.

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    Beth Arriaga
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to give Wendy's social media person a raise.

    Brandon Marlowe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Popeye's chicken sandwich puts ALL their competition to shame.

    Tanja H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone explain to me how the heck chickafilalila is pronounced?!

    Beta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I ate at Wendy’s i- oh wait i didn’t eat at wendys

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also not having an agenda of prejudice and hate.

    Sapna Sarfare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Wendy's Social media responses...

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    #17

    Old Spice vs. Taco Bell

    Old Spice vs. Taco Bell

    OldSpice Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then old spice found a hole to hide in

    Pepper Pots
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old spice wlked into that one

    Mrs. Joe V
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old spice shoulda saw that coming

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old spice secret revealed unexpectedly

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes six months to prepare cinnamon, so yeah, they do make it with old spices.

    Aaricia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting real cinnamon in deodorant will give you skin irritations though.

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    Fanstacia D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry Taco Bell, but yes. Old Spice is made with really old spices. Old Spice Original was launched in 1938. The nose behind this fragrance is Albert Hauck. Top notes are Nutmeg, Star Anise, Aldehydes, Orange and Lemon; middle notes are Cinnamon, Carnation, Pimento, Geranium, Heliotrope and Jasmine; base notes are Benzoin, Vanilla, Musk, Tonka Bean, Cedar and Ambergris <—- this one especially.

    Just A Banana.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... why? Ones a deodorant and ones a restraunt

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    #18

    Redbox Thought They Was Being Cool

    Redbox Thought They Was Being Cool

    BurgerKing Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generally speaking, replies such as 'OK boomer' that have no real reference to the original argument are so superficial and stupid. I mean, you downplay someone's argument because of their age, wtf? (Not a boomer, btw).

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you!!! And it drives me crazy - and shows the ignorance of people who say that to anyone older than 40! My 16 yo daughter called me a boomer once, and I reminded her there is a gen x, of which I am. She actually googled it, and proved herself wrong. A stellar, gleaming moment!!

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    Queen Mab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a boomer and was born a couple of years after WW2 and I agree that that the expression 'OK boomer' has 'no real reference to the original' remark and is 'superficial and stupid.' The so called 'baby boom' referred to babies born from 1945 to sometime in the 60s. Millions of people. So right off the bat it's a stupid and superficial phrase as are the other cliches referring to other generations.

    Zach Anderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok boomer is kind of dismissive, but that's the point. It is turning the tables on how dismissive boomers have been to millennials, who have been blamed for everything from the housing market to why diamonds sales have declined.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hate how we've somehow evolved into categorizing people like this. I won't tell you what colloquially named generation I fit in to but, I can tell you I really hate when people stick me into a group. An entire generation is not made up of people who are all the same.

    BetweenTheCracks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've come to the conclusion that most people cannot function unless they're wailing about "other" groups to which they do not belong. This is one of the many ways BSAB. (Oh noes, that horrible four-letter acronym again!! DOWNVOTE, DEAR GOD DOWNVOTE!!! WAAH!)

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    GoddessOdd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of the generational terms are nonsense in my opinion. Baby Boomers were born 1946-1964, Gen X were 1965-1979. Who do you think has more in common, two people born in 1946/1965 or two people born 1964/1965? Someone born near the end of the span has much more in common with the generation to follow, than with someone born at the beginning of the span. I think, as a general rule, people are mainly using the generational terms... boomer, millennial, X-Y-Z as a way to create division where none truly exists. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/10/18/its-time-to-stop-talking-about-generations

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised Redbox hasn't gone out of business yet.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always thought the "okay boomer" line was stupid and disrespectful. In a world were we're not supposed to be generalizing an entire group of people we still find new ways to do it. So don't generalize people unless it's against a group of people you yourself do not like. Got it.

    Kelli Lindsay
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    It is used to disparage one group of people. Once people from that same group object, we can talk; the problem is that boomers don't stand up fro the disparaged, only other white people.

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    Annamay Gambino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband's grandmother used to say, you either get old or you get dead.

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    #19

    Microsoft Told It Like It Was

    Microsoft Told It Like It Was

    MicrosoftStore Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice when someone gets what they deserve

    Noel Benavente
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the amount of likes tho ♥ 3.7k

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ***OPINION*** I agree with the 'have you found a way to make xbox decent' q. Playstation is just better

    chaotic legal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me: yeah, I really gotta get a Playstation, then they will!

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    #20

    Don't Know If A Small Restaurant Counts As A Company, But

    Don't Know If A Small Restaurant Counts As A Company, But

    Lantami Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The point of reservation is the HOLD. Anyone can TAKE the reservation. *waving madly catching the air* (have no idea how many folks here get this reference)

    René Studer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats the most important part! The HOOOOLDING.

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    Mich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Urgh, I support this position. I made a reservation for a group a month in advance to make sure we had a table for a special event. Confirmed the day before. On arrival, they couldn’t seat us because they had given our table to walk-ins. Estimated wait 1 hour. Yes I threw a Karen tantrum. It was a major disappointment for an event that was supposed to be special.

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A poor review tells a lot about the reviewer. I offered 4 sizes, they chose the littlest, complained they were too small.

    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reserve a table for 7 p.m., have the rest of the party join you at 8 p.m. and be all surprised pikachu when the restaurant didn't accomodate you. Edit because typos

    Marissa Voleta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then she'll go and pretend to "talk to the manger"...

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These idiots are why you have to actually read the reviews instead of going by the amalgamated score.

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    #21

    Ford vs. Chevy: A Timeless Tale

    Ford vs. Chevy: A Timeless Tale

    Ethan_Hood Report

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking of the drivers who just see the last billboard that says, "No, not really" and wonder wtf Chevrolet is advertising.

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the "Because you won't move out of the fast lane"?

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    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, Adams billboard company is going back to Ford saying, "Are you going to let them get away with that?"

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're gonna need more billboards

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chevy could’ve also answered the first billboard with something like “Always happy to give you a push when you break down”, then close with “F-O-R-D, aka ‘Found On Road Dead’” (or “Fix Or Repair Daily”).

    MRSS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work for Ford and Chevy won...HANDS DOWN!!!

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mustang over the Camaro for me. It has a better finish.

    Printerman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former Mustang owner all I can say is, I'd never buy another one.

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    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about a pissing contest.

    Laly Lynch
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More upvotes for this person please.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This battle has been waged since 1912. Still remains impressive.

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    #22

    More Like Country Battles

    More Like Country Battles

    Ukraine Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be confused with putain. ;-)

    OhBlahDi OhBlahDa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ukraine, like the COUNTRY Ukraine posted this? That's hilarious!

    Daria Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very good, agreed 👍😂

    Jihana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 That is epic

    Tyler Stein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please empty the spittoon?

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what you mean, youkrain? I think you mean mykrain.

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadian cuisine means a dozen Tim Horton donuts 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I love me some poutine.

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    #23

    Wendy's Back At It Again

    Wendy's Back At It Again

    Wendys Report

    Enby.Minecraft.Bee.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but like for real who thinks of these? I need lessons....

    Noel Benavente
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok i'm following Wendy's on Twitter RIGHT NOW! XD

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They set this up and walked right into it.

    Mateo Buysse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whoever manages the Wendy's twitter ? jeezes XD

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wendy put down the flamethrower!

    Micah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wendy's social media handler(s) should make more than the CEO.

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    #24

    Thanks For Having My Back Sunny D

    Thanks For Having My Back Sunny D

    sunnydelight Report

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's currently being treated for severe twitter burns.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came up with a juice combo back in college (70s) without having heard of Sunny Delight. It was one large can of frozen orange juice concentrate, one each small cans of tangerine and limeade, diluted as called for. I thought it was delicious. When I finally tried Sunny Delight many years later, at the first sip, I thought "wow, this is like my mix!" Then the 200% added sugar kicked in.

    Noel Benavente
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people who steal content or tag famous people/business with some controversial comment just to gain attention are so pathetic...

    IlovemydogShilo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once thought Sunny D was delicious. But now I believe all about them is fictitious. I feel like my taste buds were abused, as no oranges were used. So their advertising just stops short of malicious.

    Laly Lynch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No oranges were harmed in the making of this orange juice." --Sunny D Disclaimer

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work with the guy who 'invented' Sunny D - he was a chemist .....

    Petra, princess of Brigid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that her post has more than the original... is sad.

    Jesse Schröder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    quick, show them your meme stealing license

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who make fake orange juice shouldn't throw oranges

    E.C. Jarvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My drink of choice as a youngster was vodka and orange. One night I couldn't find any orange, all I could get ahold of was sunny D, which I used to mix with the vodka. The resulting puke mess was eating into the concrete pavement I threw up on for months after the fact. I've never drunk vodka, or sunny D, ever again.

    Laly Lynch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least they support sobriety. (It's a joke, please don't chew my a**e)

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    #25

    Netflix Fought Back

    Netflix Fought Back

    netflix Report

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally don't mind Netflix having tons and tons of shows and movies — I just wish they'd have all the seasons of a show in one place! Or not cancel good shows while still keeping trashy ones!

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pray at the Church of Conan, I hope he has 11,138 episodes.

    Jess Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lesson: say the insult in your head.

    Ben Ross
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conan still wins this. 700 TV series will yield more than 1,138 episodes...

    K W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conan's not wrong though

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather have quality then quantity

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    #26

    No Holding Back When It Comes To Spicy Nuggets

    No Holding Back When It Comes To Spicy Nuggets

    darsincostan Report

    Kiryn Silverwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't care about the spicy nuggets. Bring back the homestyle chicken sandwich you got rid of when you were chasing that pickle sandwich fad. Wendy's used to be so good.

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wendy's never had chicken nuggets, they just have breaded kitchen sponges

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one NEEDS new Jordans- they need self esteem and that doesn’t come from wearing over priced branded shoes.

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    #27

    It Was The Recorder Version Too. My Sides

    It Was The Recorder Version Too. My Sides

    SamsungMobileUS Report

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last two lines made my day

    kate kat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Iphones are alright until the battery life depletes to an hour.

    MusicalCatTroll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teacher allows us to play whatever we want for the class on his desktop…did careless whispers on bad record at today and will do this one next Monday

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but that's just an opinion, and personally, I disagree. There are a lot of phone options better than iPhone and Fortnite is fun

    Beta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well maybe because force equals exelaration times mass or divided by x? That’s advanced maths right thee

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    #28

    Yes They Do Deliver

    Yes They Do Deliver

    thereedoburrito Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha... Jimmy John's pulled out Wendy's full government name

    Bonniebluebutler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jimmy John is a bog game hunter (elephants, tigers, rhinos). A real pig.

    Bear42212
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Which is why I never have, and never will eat from there. The owner is a pos who has a special place in Hell waiting for him - just like every other trophy hunter.

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    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Jimmy and Wendy's had a kid would it have a square head, and if he's a boy, would he have a foot long dong?

    Bonniebluebutler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can attest that JJ does not, indeed, have a "foot long dong". Ego, yes. Entitled, two footer. Complete lack of class...unlimited.

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    Laly Lynch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but I feel like Wendy's had it coming.

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jimmy Johns got Wendy's license!

    Lucas Skrobot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a homeless person or a PRE K student or is it taxes Wendys-Cre...2ea46b.jpg Wendys-Crew-Managers-61859552ea46b.jpg

    Lucas Skrobot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU HAVE GONE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAR WENDY'S AND YOU HAVE CROSSED GOGOUL PLUS LINES

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    #29

    Tik Tok Getting Roasted

    Tik Tok Getting Roasted

    drinkin-out-of-cups Report

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP Vine.

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Social media apps have been getting worse and worse regarding usability, but these three are top of the pile in awfulness. Impossible to have or track a conversation on there, or find anything old ever again after a few days.

    Ashley Lynne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on Instagram and actually got confused I must've clicked on reels by accident. I actually thought I was on tik tok LMFAO

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda like shareyourworld.com. Anyone remember that?

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    #30

    Rocks And Cardboard!

    Rocks And Cardboard!

    this-is-plaridel Report

    Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why they say to be wary of red heads. They can act all sweet but tick them off and you're gonna burn.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ridiculous. I'm a redhead, and absolutely no one, nowhere, not ever has mistaken me for sweet. 😈

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    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wendy's, McDonalds tastes like rocks"? or "Wendy's tastes like McDonalds rocks" ? Hit or a miss.

    possessed imp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wendy's tastes like McDonalds rocks!

    chaotic legal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this "wendys tastes like McDonald's' rocks" !? What 😂

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wendys tastes like rocks? Did I get it right?

    Deja Katz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no idea Wendy’s was this level of snark

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    #31

    Now That’s A Lot Of Damage

    Now That’s A Lot Of Damage

    mercury-brick Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They saw an opportunity and they took it

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Walgreens missed an opportunity to chime in about having a front row seat.

    Steve Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s been my experience that whenever they bulldoze a McDonald’s it’s only to make room for a bigger McDonald’s.

    Gibberint Dark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should hope ALL seals are water tight... Otherwise they would sink...!!

    VesselTrenchBlurryface
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry I had to, Oh my God, look at that face Phil Swift here with Flextape

    Just.a.ravenclaw.witch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that like a seal that is a waterproof? 🦭

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    #32

    That Still Would Have Not Stopped Him From Typing This

    That Still Would Have Not Stopped Him From Typing This

    brit-lit Report

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo, they're agreeing their product tastes like glue? I'm not sure that response had the result they were hoping for.

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that they are implying Zach did taste glue for real (otherwise how would he know what glue tastes like), but that could be a reach.

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    Beta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it did and that why she’s typing not talking…

    Kiryn Silverwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It didn't keep their mouth shut, therefore preventing them from tasting the other product to compare?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think he was using his mouth to type a Tweet. Natural Light needs Wendy's caliber writers. And flavor. It desperately needs flavor.

    Laly Lynch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They talking about Natty Daddy? Tbf it is pretty awful.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but seriously. Its an absolute s**t beer

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if it was glue and didn't just taste like it?

    Andrea Peng
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOOOOOOOOH!!!!! Someone grab aa bucket of water, the whole room is burning!!!

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    #33

    For All The Football/Soccer Fans Out There

    For All The Football/Soccer Fans Out There

    themaskedvillain Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch! Back in the Premier League though at last. But, yes, it's been a long and hard road back so kudos to Pizza Hut for the good burn. Still prefer Dominos though.

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren't looking too safe right now. Hope they stay up, Leeds belong in the PL.

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    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, 911? I'd like to report a murder

    ThEboRedEsTpANdA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer Pizza hut to dominoes, so well done

    #34

    Frickin' Nerds

    Frickin' Nerds

    tiLT__ Report

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... I like Toyotas reason

    "Simo Häyhä"
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, but whos actually going to do it in real life after doing it in a game

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    Eppe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Toyota's reply

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I know there isn't one videogame that promotes safe and responsible driving.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carmageddon? Actually perhaps not that one.

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    Ell Torn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toyota, completely happy being in every fast and the furious movie, a movie known for driving the speed limit responsibly.

    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toyota was in mario kart though, a game where the drivers throw bombs and turtle shells in races. Just sayin.

    Scipio Africanus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree that is was a missed opportunity

    kkathleen517
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol ok this is my favorite one so far

    Falling Forward
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    4 years ago

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    #35

    Butterfinger Roasted Tom Brady After Losing The 2018 Super Bowl

    Butterfinger Roasted Tom Brady After Losing The 2018 Super Bowl

    BlueRocketPlays Report

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who’s laughing now?

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Greatest of All Time? And I'm not a Brady fan.

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    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DANMMM NEED SOME ICE ON THAT BURN hahahahahahah

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brady probably laughed it off. Everyone misses once in a while - butterfinger sounds like an ahole for using a mistake to be a bully.

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    #36

    Bk Getting Over On Mcdee's

    Bk Getting Over On Mcdee's

    WhoDatDaddy Report

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burger King X McDonald's fan-fiction?

    cb !!!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we need matching couple shirts that say "he's my king" and "he's my clown" STAT!

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    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry they feel the need to bring negative attention to themselves they must be desperate.

    Jess Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm but the power is secretly on the bottom 😉

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's gonna be a trick to top that.

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    #37

    Damn Tesla Be Roasting It’s Competitors Hard

    Damn Tesla Be Roasting It’s Competitors Hard

    xXminecraftdaysXx Report

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me some seconds to understand, and DAMN!

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still don't get it. Can I get a downvote AND an explanation please?

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    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's a similar easter-egg on macs. If you open "network neighbourhood" (to put it into windows language), it shows windows computers like so. But if you zoom in on the icon using the icon zoom feature, it's a BSOD. lol. 3b35a960-9...677814.jpg 3b35a960-99c3-4e41-8e99-8d1e789f35bc-61853dc677814.jpg

    Beta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Buuuuuurned. Or should I say biiiiiinned

    Frank Ropen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your software has a bug and you claim it's a roast

    Repel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder Tesla's autopilot doesn't work. It can't distinguish a car from a trash bin lol.

    Repel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tesla's autopilot is malfunctioning and thinks there is a garbage bin standing behind it instead of a car. People consider this to be a roast of Mercedes ;-)

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    Eglė Bukauskaitė
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's petty and childish, the more i dislike the musk

    Serenna Langenegger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other brands when they see this: 🤬

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Tesla burning the trash?

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    #38

    Sodas Unite !

    Sodas Unite !

    seluj78 Report

    Rissie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are all Coca Cola brands, so big meh.

    LazyPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's why they said they're assembling a team

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    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beveragers, assemBle!

    Ell Torn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this belongs on r/fellowkids

    Lavender Moon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Coca Cola DID say they were “assembling a team”🤣🤣

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    #39

    Coachella Fires Back

    Coachella Fires Back

    elonmusk Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon should postpone having kids until he figures out how to not give them names that came out of a monkey spelling experiment.

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if he figured that out, he should still have no more children. He and his wife are both nuts.

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    Orange is aging
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BLACKPINK was on that stage… oh how I wish I could’ve been there!

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s just another excuse for rich white guys to party.

    Serenna Langenegger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I just had to say how much I laughed at Serial's post

    Robert Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part of that photo is - no one is looking at him !

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm, it doesn't look like a tesla

    John Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta go with Elon on this one. In all the years Coachella has existed, I can count the number of featured acts I'd pay a nickel to see on the fingers of one hand.

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Musk should stop having kids like his parents should have

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    #40

    A Healthy Relationship

    A Healthy Relationship

    Window638 Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just want to see the world burn... especially red-haired girls

    GaeFrog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who runs Wendy's accounts cause damn

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were BK, I'd be flattered. It means Wendy's sees you as a real threat.

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yanks are real good at roasting each other , and killing each other , good at that s**t too

    Sabrina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, in another country, Wendy's permanently closed. While Burger King still open.

    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least Wendy’s around here gets the orders right.

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    #41

    Mcdonalds Going After Starbucks

    Mcdonalds Going After Starbucks

    goontheyou Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Fapperinnocino so to some people it might be great tasting.

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in Germany though. They have excellent coffee here.

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    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they'll call it a "McLatte" or something instead, and it'll taste awful.

    Bepina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can call it anything you want, McDonalds, it still tastes nothing like real coffee, it's just lame brown water with light coffee aroma

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like someone walked by it with a coffee bean stuck to their shoe or something.

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    Hannah Hudson-Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Mcdonalds installed the McCafé seating areas and coffee machines, my first thought was, "They'll never be able to uninstall it."

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody needs to go after pretentious Starbucks. Their coffee reminds me of light beers. Weak, and grossly overpriced for the value.

    Robert Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starbucks missed a lay up on this - "from the people that sell Mcnuggets , Mcmuffin , Mcrib , etc., etc., ...."

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you call it a Frappuccino when it's a latte?

    MarsFKA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crap still tastes like crap.

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    #42

    Burger King At It Again

    Burger King At It Again

    reddit.com Report

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, Wendy writes Wattpad fanfics, then KFC makes a dating game simulator, and now this? This season of Black Mirror is getting weird.

    KindredKiller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, Wendy's did WHAT? I must have missed that.

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    Serenna Langenegger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have not touched McDonalds in 10 years I honestly despise it so much just bleh

    #43

    Sketchers Fires Shotgun Shells At Nike

    Sketchers Fires Shotgun Shells At Nike

    kinetiraptor Report

    Sneeze
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im guessing this was relased after the basketball players' brand new bike split underneath him and he got injured

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skechers won't support you for more than about a week either. Ever since they switched to cheap garbage memory foam insoles, it's cheaper to buy a blowout pair of Nike than to keep replacing flat soleless Skechers

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do, after about eight months as a shipper.

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    #45

    Steelseries Going Hard On Apple Right Now

    Steelseries Going Hard On Apple Right Now

    DandelionGaming Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many idiots actually bought the Apple monitor stand for $999? Probably more than you think.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lady with the paper clip necklace for sure did

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    Jonathan
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stick an Apple sticker on it and the cult followers will be queuing up in -°10 from midnight.

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    #46

    Whatsapp Just Got Burned

    Whatsapp Just Got Burned

    Dan6erbond Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    assuming you don't want to chat to people as well as send them stuff... and you want to confirm your existence every time ... and you want to get a 2fa pincode in email, and copy/paste it back into a website, etc etc.

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    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what I need, a 1.5GB file on my phone.

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I need to send files that large, I use FTP.

    Andrew Bridge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you sending that's 1.5gb?

    Diane Aguilar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whole movies? An entire concert recorded onto video? A backup of your music files?

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    Eglė Bukauskaitė
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one is the top rated encrypted program and the other... developed by a russian who belongs in the olygarch kaste. One is not like the other my dear

    #47

    Bmw Takes It Up A Notch For Halloween

    Bmw Takes It Up A Notch For Halloween

    enchantdfaerie Report

    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GF just took her new bimmer in for brake pads and wipers. $2300. I’m staying on team Toyota, thanks.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my life I have had one Dodge and four Toyotas. The Toyotas were all uber reliable and I have been happy with them.

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    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the difference between a BMW and a Porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

    I’m A Black Cat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both are German cars. It's like a roast among buddies

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is everyone hating on BMW? Our most unreliable and expensive cars ( due to a failing engine, we had to buy a new engine 4k, other Toyota was mugged of its airbags ) were Toyota. Our cheapest and best car ever is BMW. 25 years old, still mint condition, not a single failure in 10 years.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poverty. If you don’t keep a realistic perspective, it will make you bitter AF.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a big fan of public transport. Wish more people saw the beauty in these magnificent machines.

    Eglė Bukauskaitė
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't understand the joke here, they both should be promoting team Germany and not act like baby shark in a tummy

    Kimberly Banow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This costume doesn't look safe for cars.

    Happy Daihatsu
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot to include Mercedes' response

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    #48

    Wendy's Burns Blizzard Activision

    Wendy's Burns Blizzard Activision

    Damoizgod Report

    Sneeze
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can someone explain? thx

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    #49

    Bitcoin Is Not Messing Around

    Bitcoin Is Not Messing Around

    AtlasGrey_ Report

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Facebook was a little more rigorous with their blocking standards, we might not have had the January 6th insurgency. I have zero issues with Facebook freezing or blocking improper behavior on its site.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet I got blocked for posting a picture of our Chinese Crested, who apparently looks like a d**k, and no human would check my appeal, so now I have a warning on my account.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I truly hate FB for all the harm they've done throughout the world, esp. to impressionable youth. Screw FB!

    Robert Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like bitcoin is a giant ponzi scheme ....

    kkathleen517
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally have no idea what any of this means

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm against bitcoin, but that's funny

    Eppe
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Bitcoin isn't owned by anyone is it? How can it have a social media account?

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone who likes it, created the account. twitter accounts are generally not actually owned or operated by the person or entity illustrated. They mark genuine accounts with a blue tick (checkmark). This one does NOT have a blue checkmark, so it's just a random guy who happened to get lucky and take the @bitcoin account first.

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    #50

    Digiorno Changed Their Twitter Bio To Spoof Papa John's Slogan And Papa Johns Dished It Right Back

    Digiorno Changed Their Twitter Bio To Spoof Papa John's Slogan And Papa Johns Dished It Right Back

    eater Report

    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Papa John's is f disgusting. Pizzas and chicken.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Papa” himself is a fuckwad, so what do you expect?

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will eat a frozen DiGiorno any day over a Papa John's pizza.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course Papa John’s comeback sounds stupid and more like what someone in junior high would come up with. Not even clever or funny.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay lets all say it together now.. F**k. Papa. Johns

    Shelby Jackson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take a DiGornio over Papa Johns any day. Their pizza is freaking nasty.

    Retro Dan™
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, Papa Johns. Pizza, peperoncini, and racism.

    Bobbie Meyers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DiGornos is disgusting! Used to be ok, but lately, ick. Papa John's is the best! They actually know how to put toppings on a pizza, not throw on barely enough for a mouse.

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